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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704008617
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Do grown men really watch Japanese cartoons and delude themselves into thinking they are dating the poorly drawn underage girl characters to compensate for their autism and eternal virginity or all you all just lonely high schoolers who sit alone at lunch or with the yu gi oh card kids?
>>704019861
Its okay, you just have to make due without I suppose
Make due without this bold brew
Bold, like a warrior on the hunt. Looking for a fresh assult while on the prowl
>>704019869
Album covers actually.
And a couple treks too
Leveling in Warframe takes forever
ITT: Virginity
>>704022261
>>704022566
<3
Hope you're doing great today.
>>Galil
how is work? got cool co workers?
>>704022606
oh damn thats a good idea
thats a new one im sure
actually a pretty sweet job
what program do you use?
Fucking claimed
Man U guys are sad as fuck lol
>>704022188
I could always work a few years and actually save up for it. Making smart investments makes money grow. It's entirely possible for anyone in America to be a millionaire it just takes discipline in how you use your money
>>704022768
lol xd
>>704022710
Work's good, most of them are cool except for the niggers hired to drag bags of concrete and shit
Pathetic thread
>>704022710
Paint.net
Thanks, it is new
Its a good time kill.
Teaches me how to edit an image
>>704022683
I've lost a few games at League but I'm fine. Listening to music. Maybe we'll watch some anime later?
Good morning /waifu/
These threads are fucking cancers, all of you fat man baby virgins should
Be exterminated, you'll never contribute to the gene pool because no girl want to fuck a pathetic weaboo. Comb your greasy hair with a shot gun you pillow spankers
maid harem best harem
Miho claimed
>>704023006
Body sized pillow fucking loser
>>704022798
yea that might be smart, college can be expensive thing
i cant even try to give you advice my financial situation is a mess
i rack disciprine i guess
>>704022812
suprise suprise
good to hear though. Glad things are once again looking up for you
any plans for the weekend?
>>704022876
>paint.net
that took me to a paint dealer? do you just mean the desktop app paint? thats pretty impressive then because i suck as with that shit
>that image
lets go /pol/ who you voting for socks?
>>704023006
morning
sleep well?
>>704023059
Ok, youve convinced me
>>704023176
I raped that ugly cartoon character bitch
Do grown men really watch Japanese cartoons and delude themselves into thinking they are dating the poorly drawn underage girl characters to compensate for their autism and eternal virginity or all you all just lonely high schoolers who sit alone at lunch or with the yu gi oh card kids?
Do grown men really watch Japanese cartoons and delude themselves
Anonymous 09/16/16(Fri)02:33:29 No.704023059▶
These threads are fucking cancers, all of you fat man baby virgins should
Be exterminated, you'll never contribute to the gene pool because no girl want to fuck a pathetic weaboo. Comb your greasy hair with a shot gun you pillow spankers
into thinking they are dating the poorly drawn underage girl characters to compensate for their autism and eternal virginity or all you all just lonely high schoolers who sit alone at lunch or with the yu gi oh card kids?
Anonymous 09/16/16(Fri)02:33:29 No.704023059▶
These threads are fucking cancers, all of you fat man baby virgins should
Be exterminated, you'll never contribute to the gene pool because no girl want to fuck a pathetic weaboo. Comb your greasy hair with a shot gun you pillow spankers
Fucking fat virgin weaboos. If these cartoon characters were real, you still wouldn't have a shot with them you ugly neckbeards, how does that feel?
>>704023208
http://www.getpaint.net/download.html
This site
Trump, sadly
Webm related it's every single one of you waifu claiming retards
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>>704022606
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>>704023176
>>704022928
I would love that, any thing you would want to watch in particular?
Where’d you go? Where’s your home?
How’d you end up all alone?
Can you hear me now?
There’s no light, there’s no sound.
Hard to breathe, when you’re underground.
Can you hear me now? Hear me now
>>704023059
>Comb your greasy hair with a shot gun
That's a new one.Also, to be semantic its "shotgun" not "shot gun".
>>704023208
I might go out with some family but other than that not really.
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>>704023384
You.
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Anonymous 09/16/16(Fri)02:37:19 No.704023352 ▶
Fucking fat virgin weaboos. If these cartoon characters were real, you still wouldn't have a shot with them you ugly neckbeards, how does that feel?
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http://www.getpaint.net/download.html
This site
Trump, sadly
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Webm related it's every single one of you waifu claiming retards
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Claiming Felix
Just woke up about half an hour ago or so
My computer! Its alive!
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>>704023469
>>704023469
>>704023358
ah thanks
im gonna mess around with it from time to time
why sadly?
i mean its kinda like voting for a turd sandwich or a giant douche
>>704023406
oh well could still be fun
where you going?
>>704023545
Arise!
Claiming Felix
>>704023208
Yes.
>all these shitposters
That feel when you're so physically unattractive and socially awkward that being in a normal relationship with a human female simply defies logic, so you force an underage Chinese cartoon character to date you so you can masturbate your deformed micropenis to a body pillow with their image printed on it
Kekold
I'm claiming Felix
Felix claimed
>>704023363
wut
makes me sad to see this guy has money and this is what he wastes it on.
>>704023736
>>704023692
>>704023629
FUCKING STOP!!!! SHES MINE I CLAIMED HER FIRST!!! GTF!!! DO YOU EVEN HAVE HER BODY PILLOW? DIDNT THINK SO
Claimed.
>>704023442
<3
I am a lion and I want to be free
Do you see a lion when you look inside of me?
Outside the window just to watch you as you sleep
Cause I am a lion born from things you cannot be
How can I sleep at night, there's a war inside my head?
I found a lion hidden right beneath my bed
I will not hide myself from the tears that you have shed
Cause I am a lion and you are dead
>>704023674
We might go to an amusement park if the weather is good, if not we might just go watch a movie or play games.
>>704023823
>SHES
>HER
>HER
Anon, please.
Claiming
>>704023384
>>704023406
>>704023545
>>704023849
>>704023061
Found a webm of all of you
Didn't know you all actually left the house
>>704023699
yea its weird because they are being bad
really bad
any plans for today?
>>704023674
It really is man.
I dont really like either option, but as an American I was given the right to vote.
Ive got to do it, but the options are limited
>>704023823
Wew lad
>she
>her
Muh Felix muh freedoms
Honest question how does eternal virginity feel? Lost mine when I was 15 prolly cause i never watched anime before besides Pokemon when I was a little fucking kid you man children
>>704023993
The worst waifu ever. I want to kick that little flaming faggot in the head. Every picture just fucking irritates me.
>>704023674
Now I just need to make sure that Battlefleet Gothic Armada doesn't open 5 windows of itself again
>>704023918
Oh hey, that is me in the green shirt
Can I claim felix?
>>704023940
>any plans for today?
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>>704023839
I need more cute pics for you.
What are you planning on doing today? Except RISK.
>>704023918
>implying women browse 4chan
>>704023061
Why have a maid harem when you can have best maid
WHICH FELIX IS THE REAL ONE
>>704023918
I can't watch webms on my phone but I'm going to assume this is an extremely nice compliment.
Thank you anon.
Best type moon claimed.
>>704023951
It'll be the first time you've left the house in a long time. Make sure the front suspension in moms van doesn't snap the moment you sit your fat virgin ass down
> I haven't left my house in over a week
Pretty much sums up you waifags
>>704024174
FAGGOT
>>704024184
I live on a college campus my dude
Gotta dash gals
>>704024249
>Projecting
>>704023849
oh thats cool, how big is the group?
because with a lot of people an amusement park often becomes a hassle
how are the weather predictions?
>>704023951
yea i agree, cant you vote blanco though in the US?
what made you go with trump?
>>704024113
>Now I just need to make sure that Battlefleet Gothic Armada doesn't open 5 windows of itself again
thats a virus my man
>>704024118
you got no school or work of any kind?
being a neet is sweet though
>>704024186
Phahaha these fucking virgins are so socially inept that they literally don't realize how cringeworthy anime is
I haven't showered in days
This one
Hey Galil!
I just took the biggest shit ever
I'm hoooooome
>>704024160
I'm right here heyy
Theses shit posts remind me of when I was a kid.
>home sick from school
>mom and dad go to work
>jump on b.net SC:BW and talk a bunch of shit
Man. Those were fun days.
I smell like semen
>>704024577
Fuck off cunt you aren't me
>>704024174
Hey Shiki
What would you do if I told you I hate you?
What would you do if your life's on the line?
What would you say if I told you I hate you?
I've got something that'll blow your mind
You know I got a grenade, and it's got your name on it
I'ma spit on your grave and engrave a dick on it
>>704024337
It could be anywhere between 6 and 30, because nobody in my family knows how to say "I can't come" and they just say they'll come but never show.
I don't really know or care, I'll judge the weather the day it happens.
>>704024483
Are you sure?
>>704024582
And now you're a jobless virgin who sits home all day and ACTUALLY contributes to autism threads about Japanese cartoons
Kekold
>>704024123
I really need more lovey-dovey pics as well.
My only plan is keeping you company cutie~
>>704024682
Will you at least help me
I just came on this bird it was like woah
>>704024722
Your posts fucking suck
>>704024722
Yeah I'm fairly sure
I mean I could screen shot this and send it to you on telegram if you want
I don't think Mi Liu knows how to shitpost.
>>704024731
He's not as good as we used to be.
>>704024722
Saved screenshot for future cringe thread
>>704024741
>>704024682
Hi Saber, how's it going?
I fuck my own dickhole with a straw
>>704024812
This one is a fake. He was just on here earlier.
>>704024826
These are all fucking cringe threads
>>704024729
Thanks for the bump
>>704024337
It did it in the day after release
Has anyone had any viruses off a steam game?
>>704024337
>being a neet is sweet though
I guess I can do whatever I want, but i don't really feel like doing anything.
>>704024941
You know I'm right, thanks for the confirmation you virgin
>>704024752
Whoa
>>704024807
That's an opinion.
>>704024812
Hows it going?Besides the shitposter(s) of course.
>>704024826
xD
My parents beat the shit out of me
>>704024822
"Good" shitposting goes against it's own point.
I could smoke the rest of my cigs in one sitting and still come out with less cancer than these autistic threads
>>704025069
That's the idea.
>>704024941
Like the bump your mom has in her left breast
>>704024900
Pretty good and you?
>>704025026
Doing good I guess
Honestly though, this was better when it was just the one other Felix claimer. This shit is just annoying
>>704024999
Nice trips
>>704025026
Shoot him Galil
>>704025159
Hello Saber
I literally cannot stop pissing in my mouth
>>704025083
Shit brand
I bet you fucking weebs never brush your teeth and your buzz light year bed sheets are rock hard with age old semen
>>704024822
We are the undisputed best shitposting couple.
>>704025144
Don't worry, you get a (You) too.
I remember when I was a young shit poster, people not responding or falling for my bait.
Enjoy the pity (You)
>>704025061
brad
>>704025159
Alright, went for a run which I had been neglecting all summer, now trying to decide what I should do on friday, go to a concert or uni party.
>>70402
>>704024174
Excuse me sir, I have an urgent call for Mr. Bothadeez
Bothadeez Nuts
>>704025340
I remember you cried in a thread 2 weeks ago about being depressed all summer
>>704025265
>never brush your teeth
Ok, this is a child confirmed.
>buzz lightyear
Really?
Child doubly confirmed.
>>704025167
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>>704025407
Not me, lurk moar.
I'm actually very happy with my life at the moment.
Got out of a really bad spot and am actively making progress in improving my life.
>>704025423
>>704025307
>best shitposting couple.
Just best couple, now.
You Autists wouldn't get your little cartoon threads shitposted if you would just post this bullshit on /a/utism. Don't even give me that shit about you can't post it there because it's not anime, link me to one non shitpost image that isn't an underage Chinese cartoon. Fucking virgins
>>704025423
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>>704025167
Anything going on, or just relaxing?
>>704025221
That's a felony, I'd lose my guns!
>>704025387
I've been looking for this for a while, thanks
>>704025151
God damn it.
>>704025546
Daaaamn pulling out the dank macro memes from an age ago.
We got a knowyourmemer here.
>>704025573
>says the persona actually posting damage control
>>704025600
It was self defense, he was throwing rocks at your convoy
>>704025561
Waifu threads are only allowed on Wednesday because it not discussing anime or manga, it's more of a /jp/ thing.
Fucking newfag.
So grown men really watch Japanese cartoons and delude themselves into thinking they are dating the poorly drawn underage girl characters to compensate for their autism and eternal virginity or all you all just lonely high schoolers who sit alone at lunch or with the yu gi oh card kids?
>>704025694
here
>>704025631
im just enjoying being cancer
>>704025600
Just relaxing and waiting for the bus right now
Gonna be fun though because in my government class we're working on the policies of Clinton and Trump for a mock election
>>704025561
Penny and Chara are the most prominent examples of non anime claimers, they aren't on right now though.
Also, Autists shouldn't be capitalized, it isn't a proper noun you fucking child.
>>704025774
Daily reminder that Trump is the lesser of two evils
>>704025740
You aren't even arguing anymore. You are just memeing. Your last (You)
>>704025765
I can tell. Try harder tho. Your bait is as weak is your wrist.
You know you're absolutely pathetic when the anime board even gets rid of you and sends you to /b/
>>704025159
Hey saber
>>704025553
I know, I don't really care about these threads anymore, I just come here for you~
still here
Kek when /a/ doesn't even want you retards fucking up their board
>>704025561
I don't mind the shitposts, they remind me that there are persons out there wasting their time in ways worse than I do.
Sometimes I can even get a laugh of it.
>>704025828
im on neither side ::^^DD
>>704025817
I know
I'm gonna be somewhat upset if most of the school would rather have Clinton than Trump, although I would not be surprised considering almost everyone is a fucking liberal and wants Clinton just because she's a woman
>>704025360
Hope you have fun with what you decide to do. Currently in classes right now but I have down time for a bit.
>>704025221
Hey Alice
>>704025912
glad to see you myself
>>704025985
You want a good laugh? How about the fact that you'll never stick your micropenis into anything that isn't a hole you cut into a body pillow you autist
>>704025817
I told my parents to vote for Hillary though
>>704025899
Want a banana?
>>704026101
How are you doing today Saber?
Tell me how many body pillows you all have
I PROMISE I wont judge you
>>704026244
Just steadily raping your father
>>704022593
Yes
Less than an hour to go.
Bout to smash that mother fucking MB1
>>704025360
Oh wow such big decisions
I bet your mom and step dad are so proud of you
>>704026143
Sure love.
Eru Claim!~
>>704026346
Cdata cried in a thread about being depressed all summer
Summer blues muhhh summer blues
>>704026061
I'd even take fucking Bernie over her, even with his retarded tax plans.
>>704026263
Zero.I debated getting one a while back buy decoded against it.
>>704026297
Are you a faggot or cream teamer?
>>704026356
>>704026463
>Projecting this hard.
Nigga just stop.
>>704026463
Pretty sure I was complaining about living in a meth den trap house you fat fuck.
Pls respond
>>704026475
That's a little bit of a stretch for me
I hate those two way more than I dislike Trump
>>704026463
I was in that thread.
C data is a prick and was crying about being depressed.
>>704026475
Stop talking about politics which you don't even understand in the first place, it doesn't affect you because you don't have a job and you never leave the house you stinky virgin. Trump will win and you will sit in your dark bedroom crying and masturbating to Chinese cartoons, while the people with jobs and wives can be happy we won't have an old cuck who's a week away from deaths door letting our country get fucked behind her back just like her husband bill.
>>704026679
Implying.
>>704026587
Fake Felix
>>704026375
Have you watched any normal cartoons? Like Rick and Morty.
ITT: Virgin shut ins discussing politics which don't affect them at all
The only reason the economy matters to you people is because you'll cry and throw a tantrum if mommy won't lend you her credit card to order anime dolls fucking man babies
>>704026879
>Retard detected.
>>704026920
>virginity confirmed
I see my post about your lifestyle triggered you, have a (you)
I can smell the virginity in this thread
>wen u tilting hard af
>>704026992
Kek, nigger if you weren't a retard you'd lurk more and realize that people here are students and some do have jobs. This isn't R9K where every faggot is a NEET shit gurgling cuck like you.
>>704027020
Pretty sure that is your bedroom, Anon.
>>704027059
You're still a Virgin hahahah
>>704027020
>Can smell
>Through the internet.
Thats you pal.
>>704027107
>Implying how many whores you fucked has any value
Enjoy your herpes.
>>704027107
the way you continually use that as an insult is pretty pathetic.
