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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704022462
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claiming Felix
still here
Claiming Felix
>>704026783
Nope, I've stopped watching normal television completely, why?
still here
>>704027215
would lick that armpit
Virginity: The Thread
Claiming Felix.
Penny Claim.
>HOLY fuck this is the first time I've had a free day in weeks.
CLAIMING GAY FUCK MAN CAT
Best type moon claimed.
>>704027330
Too late, >>704027315
beat ya to it.
Am I the only who thinks folding and doing laundry is relaxing?
I can't be, right?
>>704027250
I've watched Rick and Morty and Bojac the horseman, they are pretty good series, even if one of it is really popular.
Claiming best girl
>wen the bulies giv u shit at schol so u be mean 2 waifu fredz
trump.trump.au
>fucking waifu fags
>fucking meme meme
>meme
>>704027323
Why have you been so busy?
Making up another murder story with angry marine?
RUN
>>704027425
Well you're folding XXL anime/metal band shirts and XXXL Fruit of the Loom grey sweatpants so it's gotta be exhausting doing something that isn't watching autistic Chinese cartoons
>>704027335
I'm going to fucking murder your parents
I'm going to kill your family
I'm going to brutally rape you
I'm going to deplete your savings account
I'm going to buy architectural art
I'm going to sell your home
I'm going to use up your resources
I'm going to make you homeless
I'm going to run over your cardboard house
I'm going to fund your parents joint funeral
I'm going to rape you on their grave
I'm going to fuck your throat
>when ur fresh out of ylyl
Æīœû
>>704027425
Folding sheets from your racecar bed
>when
>you
>>704027550
No, I quit working at the school because the new principal is a huge cuck asshole and now I'm working for the district.
Old Principal became part of the School Board, I quit and he told me I could come work in the district office. Better pay, less free time because I'm now responsible for 3 different servers. That and I'm helping my girlfriend move in.
""""Implying""""
Hello everyone!
>mad
>>704027767
Don't hurt yourself moving her in. I heard those pillows might not fit through your bedroom door.
>>704027794
Man you guys are fucking sad. Makes me feel good about myself I'm about to go home from work get high af with my gf and eat her ass while we watch netflix, I'm
Glad I'm not dating a fucking pillow
>AF
Just ate lunch, sorry for late reply
>>704026587
Very true, Trump most likely won't even do anything if he wins
>>704027323
Penny! How's it been going man, why so busy?
>>704027550
Rude
Saber claim
>>704026244
Pretty good and you?
>Late replies inbound
I guess I really am the only one who enjoys folding laundry.
pls respond
>>704027767
Make sure you don't take her next to an open flame, pillows don't handle fire too well
>>704027842
>Pillows
Kek, I don't waste money on pillows, I don't use them anyway.
>>704027906
See: >>704027767
and sorry I deleted my telegram, my phone has a lot of apps for the school district and I switched primarily to discord for my conversations.
still here
Pls respond
pls
>>704027906
Ye
Anyways, i gotta go, school now
Later, Galil
>>704027433
We can watch anything you desire.
Claiming Felix
>>704028058
Claiming Felix
i need attention
>>704027767
>That and I'm helping my girlfriend move in.
Murders ex girlfriend.
New girlfriend moves in less then a month later.
here
>>704028151
>Ex girlfriend of two years
Learn your lore faggot.
>>704027927
i need a you pls
>>704028128
>>704027906
>>704028239
THANK YOU TOGAME I AM RELEASED
help me
Felix claimed
>>704028328
You need a hobby
stilll here
>>704028443
>>704028062
>>704028443
I just need to vent my utter retardation somehow. Why not when the cream team are on?
>>704028151
It wasn't murder, technically it was self defense.
>>704028357
ok mi liu
What you need help with?
>>704027984
Damn, that must suck.At least you have some more money right?
Also, I know the feel of not enough space all too well.
>>704028058
Bye
>>704028587
Join a gay pride movement
>>704028700
I'm not gay though, just a cancerous faggot.
>>704028686
Yeah, now I've got more money to do gun stuffs ^^
>Not enough space
Yeah.
>Tfw even put a 64 GB micro SD in and it doesn't help much
RIP me yo.
>>704027626
>implying I have any of those things
Ha
>>704028062
But I wanted to know if you watched them already.
Eru Claim!
>Late to the thread again.
In my defense I'm playing Rim World and its beautiful.
>>704028789
>cancerous faggot
That's me though, stop stealing my job
>>704028904
Found the triggered loser
>>704029029
Ikr, he's right here >>704027626
>>704029004
>becoming the meme they wanted you to become
We are too alike.
>>704028904
I'm going to fuck your throat
>>704029152
nice feet
>>704029152
FUCK OFF NIGGERDOG.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>704028976
>Nope, I've stopped watching normal television completely
Silly~
>>704029152
nice feet
>>704029161
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>704029297
Oh. I tought you watched them onlin, at least.
Don't call me silly, I'm not silly..
>>704029783
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
It's time
See you guys later
My stuff in the oven should be done baking in Warframe
>>704029872
nokosage in every field
>>704030051
Let me introduce myself. I am the leader of my network of hackers from my school. I am Heaven, we have been going on 4chan for a long time and we know the way it works. I have successfully made OC, countless "epic" threads that has spreaded all over this board. We at our school know how your community works, and have manipulated it many times.
Were going to tear 4chan from the inside out. We have also ddosed 4chan yesterday and knocked the servers out, the 502 errors? came from us, the image 404's came from us. Do not underestimate us, we are the true hackers of the intenret.
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
I'm back, was talking with some coworkers.
Its ones moms birthday apparently.
>>704030197
I do care, I just don't care.
>>704030019
Do us proud you glorious bastard
>>704030197
Your caps lock is stuck
>>704030084
yuno
>>704030266
Cool. ^^ anyway, I gotta bounce, I've got some more boxes to move and some shit to pick up at the store, MIGHT be back later.
And are we -really- going to start this WAIFUS DEAD crap again?
Can we please get a new meme? This one's been beaten so much you're practically playing the xylophone on it's fucking skeleton.
>>704029742
You're very silly, cutie~
>Sorry for the late reply, I was looking for more cute pics
>>704030594
Later (hopefully) Penny
>>704030783
>>704029742
I think you should bend her over a park bench and fuck her with your stinking, rock-hard fuck staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little dick cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should shit into her mouth. By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to fucking severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her ass AIDS. Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat faggot. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect penis. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed penis booger. God is a faggot. God is a nigger. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless faggot. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop fucking. I wish I could have sex. I want to fuck so bad. I can taste your fucking vagina juice. I am a nigger. I am a stupid stupid fat fucking nigger. God is Hitler’s faggot. There is no such thing as a faggot.
>>704030498
HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL
GOOD MEME
SORRY I MEAN
GREAT MEME
GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XD
LE UPBOAT
XD
WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
>>704030594
Bye ^^
>>704031002
Oh a Galil! I'm playing Rim World
This game is a fucking mess if you don't know what you're doing. What're you up to?
>>704031002
>>704031126
Not even quality patsa
>>704030783
>>704031126
That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
>>704031170
>>704030783
Don't worry about it, I'm playing aswell so I might late reply.
>>704031366
Yeah basically. This website has been ruined by normalfags and shitheads who don't understand the original context of this website.
>>704030498
hey
im kinda tired might sleep soon
>but its only 9 pm
okay im really tired
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>>704031170
I'm just on my break, sitting in the AC for the first time all day.
>Its a trillion degrees outside and I've been pulling up floorboards in the house were building that some fucking retards put in wrong all god damn day
>>704031195
XD
>>704031492
thats okay go to bed. see you at my front door
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WQRpvomcuew
Still here, what's up guys ?
>>704031647
Wew, sounds like a tough one.
>Mfw put in floor boards wrong
How do you fuck that up?
>>704030279
I like how people who try to figure out the origin of the “meme” don’t even know where it came from originally. I’ll tell you where it came from. From me. I just made it up. Elitism is something horrible. Elitism is something that’s coming. It’s coming soon. It has nothing to do with Mai. I’m not elitist enough to make those kind of references. Seeing it become a meme kinda killed doing further elitist things in the future (for me anyway) but maybe I’ll do one when you least expect it.
>>704031883
Oh. OH GOD NOT THIS AGAIN. Fucking 08' cancer flash backs. Holy shit.
>>704031678
im playing league while listening to beats i can talk
>>704031918
^
yourself?
Heard c data sucks cock
>>704031440
Watcha playing?
>Late reply is ok, I know you're always with me
>>704032018
its so perfect
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QrkFqNKZU8E
>>704032008
>>704031937
They're retarded high schoolers that took Theater Tech I and spics that get hired because they work for far less than people who know what they're doing.
>>704032402
>>704032491
>>704032180
Just League for now.
I've been playing Borderlands 1 too. Is really fun.
>
>>704032639
>>704032635
>>704032639
>>704032685
>>704032099
oh in that case have you seen the new champ teaser?
>>704032356
Yeah, I'm going to sleep
Working two jobs is hard
>>704032685
>>704032834
>Greece
>Jobs
>>704032834
gnight
>>704032793
>>704032824
you i already hate him
looks like a tanky heavy cc champ
no thanks
>>704032838
>>704032685
>>704032388
Kek, I use to know some theatre tech kids but they were actually competent at building stuff.
>>704032957
looks like his ult or something lets him make bushes. could be OP with rengar
>>704032898
bby
shut up
>>704033150
Nice pic.
>>704032966
>>704032957
>
>>704033049
I used to be in Theater Tech and it was pretty fun, we built shit for real there, noe its just;
"Can you drill a screw into a plank of wood?"
"Kind of"
"You pass, go play on your phone"
>>704032957
>>704032099
I'm listening to music while I try to reinstall the fucking pressure sensitivity on my tablet.
if i get quints fuck me daddy
>>704033311
DANGEROUSLY SPICY
>>704032685
>>704032793
>>704032639
>>704032966
>
>>704033273
Kek. Here we either learn tech or building, and since we live in the sticks, most people know how to build basic stuff cause home repairs all the time.
>Most of the class opted for building.
>I'm not really strong so I went with Light booth.
>I had fun.
>QT girl up there with me.
>But she wouldn't let me snack.
>I need to snack when I do work, or I can't focus.
>>704032966
>>704033082
oh have his abilities arlready been released?
>>704033273
>>704033293
>>704033297
what are you listening to?
why was it even uninstalled in the first place if i may ask?
>>704033461
>>704033461
>>704033503
>>704033461
>>704033503
>Got to go, later niggers
>>704032639
>>704033688
>>704033793
çya
>>704033503
no but in the clip he made a bush so i guess he can do that
>>704033800
>>704033800
Come on, old man.
Let the cancer have their fun.
In the end, you're cancerous aswell.
Also, stop caring so much.
>>704033934
oh that would be something.
but only useful with rengo
why would you need a bush?
>another forced riot gimmick
>>704033853
>>704034067
well have his passive make bushes or something. it sounds like a really interesting mechanic in lanes as long as they work as regular bushes for both teams
>>704034218
>>704033503
https://youtu.be/jrV47QZUJVU is what's playing right now, but it's part of my playlist wich is on my phone.
My PC got a virus a few weeks ago, I tried to crack photoshop and failed like a retard, so I just rebooted it, and it uninstalled it.
>>704034358
>>704034218
I don't get it, what is this supposed to be?
>>704034570
The usual newfag cancer.
>>704034661
The usual oldfag cancer
>>704034547
>reinstalling pressure sensor on tablet
>why
>my pc got a virus
What?
>>704034358
I can still see yuKNOW
>>704034318
idk sounds kinda weird and forced to me
not really good as well since then you have a passive which can be of use to the enemy
idk its weird to me
>>704034547
this is.. something. "horse with no name" in the background, which i like a lot. But the singing of the guy isnt that bad
that sucks though, glad you could fix it a bad virus is annoying as fuck
>>704034562
>>704034874
why wouldnt you be able to see me?
>>704034661
Me?
>>704035081
No the shitty cropped pictures.
>>704035135
Oh, I thought it was just a gay little trend, but does it mean? and why is everyone doing it?
>>704033800
>>704035135
>>704034661
>>704034874
The files of the pressure sensitivity are on a disc that came with the tablet, idk it's weird.
Basically, the settings of the tablet were deleted when I rebooted my PC, and I have to reinstall the softwares.
I really don't know how to explain it better than this.
>>704035268
Suck on this cock
>>704035249
It's supposed to mean that you're lurking. It's a shitty trend because you're posting cropped art.
Not everyone is doing it, specially compared to how it used to be, I'm surprised newfags keep picking it up since almost everyone else stopped doing it.
>>704034957
it can be good thats the idea behind it. or we could just get another boring adc or tank if you prefer
>>704035437
Stop sperging about cropped art no one cares
>>704035671
>no one cares
Oh, they care.
>>704035554
That's not what I mean exactly
Look at azir, he is an extremely original champ but he is also useful without a stupid mini game
But I understand where your comming from
>>704035263
Hey this is pretty good
>>704035741
The majority don't care
it's a cropped picture of eyes get over yourself my god
>>704035894
Please, don't use /mu/ memes.
I don't want a faggot with shitty music taste to use them.
It really saddens me that you're a faggot who all the time plays games and listens to shitty music from videogames.
It hurts.
>>704036083
Chen is such a bully.
>>704035437
Ange's development is what we in the biz call "smooth".
Literally a thing happens and she's a badass for no reason now
Can't forget about getting a haircut too, that's short hand for character growth am I right?
Well, I can't complain too much about that last part I guess
>>704035073
I thought I knew why until you asked.
You weren't supposed to ask god damnit, just play along, now everything's ruined
>>704035268
Did what you were trying to do involve both your pc and tablet
You plebs know nothing of the love that transgress time and gender
>>704034957
Well it's only a little part of the playlist, with songs like this : https://youtu.be/_4d0GF0nHEA or this : https://youtu.be/1hJKhiew2O0
It's pretty diverse, there's some glitch hop, some rock, some techno, a little of A e s t h e t i c s, french rap and all...
>>704035311
No thanks
>>704035818
i mean as long as its somewhat interesting and not another sol. riot made a space dragon boring somehow
>>704036083
I don't have bad music tastes chen, probably you do, do you even listen to alphabet, you probably don't even know that genre
>>704036083
Ah, well.
You know what they say, right. You win some, you lose some, can't have it all.
>>704036406
Anon, please.
>>704036149
Chen is an adorable romantic.
>>704036255
I think there was a misunderstanding, it's a graphic tablet
>>704036276
>>704036476
Cute
>>704036472
Slut.
>>704036276
time?
