Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703870772
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Lies and slander everywhere.
>>703876214
Back to claiming nonon
>tfw only got two hours of sleep and have to work off of this much the whole day
I also somehow started John wick in my sleep
>>703876290
Boat slut :^)
>>703876290
have you tried not bullying furry-chan?
Claimed.
>>703876327
>claims Griffith and Nonon
What heresy
Miho claimed
>>703876290
There just jelly.
>>703876290
Fries and salamander l
>>703876383
nice feet
>>703876157
He's a cool yuno, my nigga, most times I'll let him be the yuno of the thread so I can give my other waifu some love
Of course I'm still the OG Yuno, I kinda wish he didn't sound so uncomfortable when I do decide to post yuno
>>703876228
I mostly sticked with web design
>>703876216
>>703876380
I'm jelly of your grammer tbhq
>>703876362
Why would i do that?
>>703876380
Eh. Maybe.
>>703876397
That sounds a little better, but still awful.
Best girl claim!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKUE_3criIw
Pomf fest?
>>703876438
Depends on if you cheese and bacon the fries before putting them under the salamander
>>703876371
>husbando
>waifu
Both are separate and distinct entities. I commit no heresy here.
>>703876438
Elitist didn't give poor Tats a (You)
kys elitist
>>703876499
Fuck off CC
>>703876499
It's either/or
Wouldn't marry a guy if you're married to a woman would you?
>>703876499
It is if you claim CC as well as Nonon
>>703876499
Nice persona, CC
I keep running into beutiful women, damnit
>>703876626
Assuming by who your waifu is, your standards of beauty must be pretty low
>>703876527
>>703876559
>>703876591
>>703876624
>It's just a thread
>>703876626
Nice horn
>>703876689
He's a heretic
>>703876527
>>703876624
>>703876591
Sorry, what's CC?
>>703876559
No
>>703876689
>this level of damage control
>>703876707
>Spouting those elitist words
>>703876686
Rude, and yes
>>703876690
Nice lack of horn
>>703876438
Because she has nice feet
>>703876745
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>>703876413
Believe me I know he's cool, you two are my Yunos.
I guess I can kinda understand the switch.
It's doesn't bother him, honestly.
>>703876742
CC from Code Geass
You forgot your other waifu?
>>703876772
Nice damage control
>>703876783
It's not rude if its true, mate
>>703876807
>>703876811
Speak of the devil
>>703876815
What? I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I claimed nonon/griffith and am getting bashed for it but people think I'm trying to damage control?
>>703876896
RUDE
>>703876912
You have the same excuse is CC/Uta claimer.
>>703876501
I only respond by that nickname if i actually know the person calling me it :^)
>>703876793
They're not nice.
And i think 'she' is a little inaccurate.
And you've said yourself that she's not your waifu.
And this is waifu thread.
>>703876904
been talking behind my back?
>>703876912
>I point them out for being filthy elitists hiding under anon
>They think you are damage control
>>703876986
See: >>703876896
Fucking elitists man
>>703877023
We were saying how awesome and sexy you are~
>>703876990
I see what's happening now.
>>703877033
I understand now.
>>703877046
Gotta love em
>>703877033
Use your pic, Nonon
Or it becomes damage control
>>703877046
Ikr tbh fam
>>703877099
So CC how is your day?
And are we -really- going to start this elitist crap again?
Can we please get a new meme? This one's been beaten so much you're practically playing the xylophone on it's fucking skeleton.
>>703877153
>He thinks I'm Nonon
>>703877165
>Elitist is triggered
>>703877080
i have a hard time believing that
seems like thread is fun, did i miss a lot of elitism?
>>703877153
Never actually seen Code Geass. Is it good?
>>703877165
I'm king of the elitists and ruler of the telegram groups, speak lightly to me or I shall banish you in the realm of the discord channel or even the unholy lands of the teamspeak
>>703877235
>i have a hard time believing that
muh hart man
You're just in time for the elitist shitposting
>>703877208
Sure, call me elitist. In exchange I'll call you painfully unoriginal, along with anything else i think up
Sound fair?
>>703877271
Uhg, please no. I can only take listening to drunk people playing war games so much.
>>703877153
I'm clicking but its not working
I think your kyouko is broken
>>703877237
Ehhh... first few eps are kinda bad/standard. Gets a bit better after a while though.
>>703877330
just kidding i love you
im enjoying it a lot actually
lets hope chen will join us soon
>>703877208
Mkay, Nonon/Griffith/CC/Uta
>>703877237
Never seen it before
>>703877165
This.
>>703877446
Hmm. I'm debating whether to start watching code geass or watch Re:Zero
>>703877539
<3333333
Actually I'm fixing to head to bed.. or lay down til afternoon.. eh
>>703877558
why not both?
they are both good so why not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrtqwDNA7BE
>>703877558
Re:Zero if you're into traps and a NEET who dies a lot
>>703877558
Both
>>703877677
Elitist detected
Commencing erp
>sticks finger in chens mouth
>>703877165
>Imperials
>>703877646
oh allright
later man, hope you catch some zzz's
>>703877677
this is a joke right?
>lets hope chen will join us soon
>>703877555
>He still thinks I'm Nonon
Wtf a seinen?!?
>>703877555
I'm just Nonon/Griffith. I actually don't know who uta is and was only now told CC is from Code Geass. All i find when I search cc is crowd control. I'm frustrated
>>703877673
I'm juggling college, work and vidya
>>703877681
>>703877700
Oh boy
>>703877752
>Stop right there, criminal scum!
Sounds better to me.
>
>>703877752
Stop miho
Your shipmate Tats is weeping his eyes out
>>703877762
Join what?
>>703877793
>You still are Nonon
>>703877805
Sure, nice persona though, CC/Uta
>>703877805
i understand im doing the same, except work
but you can still take your time and watch both
right? just takes some time but its still possible
>>703877891
thread, there is an elitism fight going on
thought it'd be more fun with you
so hello
>>703876904
I got to head off now, you should get some good rest, and take good care. Also stay awesome.
>>703877916
>Lolno
Im walking my dog one day when, "wack" im hit in the head by somethign hard I wake up in a cold delapetated room handcuffed to a pipe "oh yuki I hear you are so cute when you are helpless". I look up to see a pink haired buety yuno gasai she says her name is. I strugle and almost ge the cough off she slams me into the wall! I notice she had a little more muscle than ussual. she has been working out"its usless to fight yuki im too strong now that ive been working out" yuno moans she has some blood on her. she must have killed my dog by stangling it she wipes the blood on her crouch and purrs" im going to rape you and then kill you but in a loving way"
>>703878033
>damage control
Stop posting my Tulpa
>>703877953
Eeverything related to this thread bores me. Is dull, worthless and not funny. Everything feels forced, claimers are just a bunch of phonies and cowards who are afraid to state their opininions. People take it way too seriously.
>>703878091
>Your
>>703878091
>>703878124
why are you here then?
>>703877953
True. I'd watch it during my trolley rides, but then I'd look like a weeb in public
>>703877916
Okay
>>703878145
Shes my Tulpa
>>703878290
>Tulpa
>>703878124
if thats true then why post on this board at all?
i honestly was just joking since you always make a scene and thats funny
>>703878205
>implying you should care
cmon its not like you can hide it
i would watch anime in the train if i could but i have a horrible phone so i just read manga
thats still good gun
>>703878124
Well I think you should just kill yourself to be honest
As much as i'd love to play in the shit, i'm tired. Good night, waifu.
And fuck you Sachi.
>>703878324
Do I have to explain a Tulpa to you, Nonon?
>>703878402
what?
I haven't done anything
>>703878410
>>703878402
>Another elitist bites the dust
>>703878475
You did too and you know it, Furry-chan.
2 Kyouko? Oh no
>>703878347
I-I can't! I'm a closet weeb. My figures are in my walk in closet shelf. And I'd kill for a Nonon figma. The most I do while on trolley is either browse a blue board or message friends.
>>703878410
It's something edible, right?
>>703878524
Fuck off, Mai
>>703878324
>>703878410
![Back rest [you].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QVwKS15.jpg "Back rest [you].jpg")
>>703878539
Good night Shizuru
>>703878604
>>703878609
>>703878563
Don't hate cause I'm beautiful
Green hair waifu ? Ah.
Mine.
>>703878539
:(
stop with the bullying
>>703878524
Am i elite enough?
>>703878578
kek closet weeb
thats a new. Just open up, im sure your parents will still love you
how long is the ride?
>>703878362
>Well I think you should just kill yourself to be honest
Ah, I'm sorry, but I'm too important in this world for a lot of persons in real life so I can't really do that, ever if I wanted to.
>>703878347
>elitism fight
Nobody is an elitist is here, though. And only cancer use it ironically.
>i honestly was just joking since you always make a scene and thats funny
Sure.
I was just proving your point, then.
>if thats true then why post on this board at all?
I'm having lots of fun observing the stupidity of some anons in here.
It also amusing how people get easly offended on the internet.
And, hello to you, too.
>>703878679
Do you know what "beautiful" means?
It seems you don't
>>703878761
You're not even best girl in your own anime
>>703878761
Kyoukutie is a top tier cutie :(
>>703878679
No hate here.
>>703878679
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CLAIMING KYOUKO? SHE IS MINE! HAVE YOU DRAWN HER YET? THOUGHT NOT! HAVE YOU MADE VIRTUAL LOVE TO HER YET? THOUGHT NOT! HAVE YOU COMMITTED TO HER YET? THOUGHT FUCKING NOT! DO YOU THINK KYOUKO WILL JUST ACCEPT BEING CLAIMED BY A LAZY SCUMBAG LIKE YOU WITHOUT A SECOND DOUBT? SHE WOULD NEVER GO FOR SOMEBODY LIKE YOU I BET YOU ARE SOME FUCKING LOSER WEEB WANNABE. COMMIT OR GO HOME YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BETTER NOT BE IN THE NEXT FUCKING CLAIM THREAD IF I SEE YOU POST KYOUKO THAT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU FUCKING DO ON THIS FUCKING EARTH! I BETTER NOT SEE YOU ON /WAIFU/!
Tracer claimed
>>703878736
2.5 hours to school and back every day.
Lol, my extended family hates jap culture. I'm only in it for their games and anime.
>>703878853
Yes Kyouko cute but not >>703878679
>>703878851
Who is then?
>inb4 fubuki cuck
>>703878868
I got quite the haters I seems
>>703878893
Whatchu gonna do kuckboi?
>>703878737
wait so if im serious about elitist here im not cancer?
not really tbh, you were just bitching.
you are proving my point now though
>It also amusing how people get easly offended on the internet
i can agree on that kek
i just feel these anons are more fun to talk to than other anons on /b/ or any other boards
>>703878934
damn thats a long ass ride, you should try to be more efficient then
like sleeping or watching anime
why do they hate the japs? where are you from?
otaku then? i dont think any sane people are actually weaboo
>>703879001
Speed o sonicu is best girl
>>703878737
>I'm having lots of fun observing the stupidity of some anons in here.
It also amusing how people get easly offended on the internet.
Edgy! LoL
>>703879027
Maybe so, but drive hate? No sense truthfully.
.
>>703879121
Thats a guy.
Speed of Sound Sonic? That names pretty redundant
>>703879063
Lol. I'm French, viet and chink. All three cultures were ass ravaged by the nips in the last 100 years.
I usually try to sleep or do some extra reading before class. But reading just makes me nauseous there, watching is much better. I'll give it a try.
>>703879355
huh thats a mix you dont see everyday, and yea i guessed something like chinesse tbh they seem to hate japs
japs are actually assholes kek
dont be shy to watch it without earphones, make them enjoy it with you
anyhow hope life does you well im gonna need to nap
later hopefully
>>703879355
My wife is part nip
>>703879212
To be honest I don't remember his name completely
Pretty sure its either that or Speed of Sonic Sound
>>703879581
Later Yuno!
>>703879591
My half sister was engaged to a nip before it didn't work out, he was a cool dude. My first love was a jap. I don't hate nips, only commies.
>>703879705
My wife is mostly russkie and german
>>703880006
Moshi moshi?
It's the commie chinks and viets I dislike. Took my family's hard earned money and property. Ruskies and krauts are fine. I actually like the German language
>>703876480
>lick
>>703880006
もしもし？ げんきですか。
>>703880077
Okay rude. I am both a chink and a Viet.
>>703880077
Oops, meant for
>>703879782
>>703880229
So am I, bạn
>>703880229
Cong is a better slur, rolls off the tounge be tter than viet
>>703880077
My friend is a viet and he's pretty cool.
My future children will be half nip.
>gotta go to classes
Can anyone please answer chen's call
>>703880421
See ya tats.
Cirno claim!!
>>703880549
shoot....
Claimed.
>>703880620
Post Mai40
>>703880685
>>703880741
You slept well, lovely?
>>703880378
Có khỏe không?
>Vietnamese is terrible. Tried using voice dictate since I can't spell mostly
>>703880395
Or Charlie
>>703880006
I would hang up
>>703880858
Yeah, cutie.
>>703880971
You woke up pretty early, sisn't you?
>>703881039
You gave me something to wake up early for.
>>703880964
Cam on ban hoi. Tuoi khoe lam. Nhung ma hoi met mot truc.
>don't know how to accent mark using kb
>>703881141
>no more girls with glasses pics
Comeeeee on!
>>703881272
>>703881180
Accent marks make a difference, and so I have a rough time trying to translate it.
>try alt codes
>>703881366
Why are you so cute?
>>703881467
I am not cute! you're cute!
>>703881605
Shut the fuck up Mi Liu.
>>703881461
I'll try that. My family members that text int on viet only use normal lettering, so I learned to read the sentences based on context.
Bored as fuck.
>>703881647
?
do you faggots even own a life?
>>703881848
i dont own a life myself so claimed
>>703881846
What are you going to play today? <3
>>703881746
If they have iOS devices, they can get the Viet keyboard. I believe it automatically adds accents if applicable or add them yourself by holding down the letter
>>703881784
Let me guess, you already fapped.
Squigly claimed!
>>703881954
The same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world.
Mi Liu stop pretending to be Mai you cuck
>>703882171
???
Is this you Chen?
>>703882119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mPrhwpZ-8
>>703881973
Yes. 4 times
>>703881972
I yeah. I forgot about that.
It was interesting meeting another viet here. Met quite a few on this site. I gotta go take a small nap before I go to class
>>703882449
Ngủ tốt bây giờ
>>703882119
Why do you say I'm cute? You don't even know who I am.
>>703882291
Mi Liu is lurking, let's make him jealous.
weeb faggots
there is a big huntsmen spider in my room, what do I do?
>>703882626
What?
Aren't we the same person or something?
>>703882769
Fire and febreeze spray can
Or shotgun
Or anything really
Best type moon claimed.
>>703882816
its on the ceiling(we have like 3m high rooms) and i cbfed auschwitzing my room with spray
>>703882871
Give it some doritos
>>703882919
fuck that, rather it kill me for them
>>703882793
I must be a master ventriloquist.
>>703883046
So I'm your puppet? Or is it vice-versa?
dew the jew>>703882961
>>703883142
i also dont know if there is 1 or 2 but im pretty sure its the same one and it just moved
ill just hide in my bed and hope to live
>>703883177
Huntsman spiders are the lolis of the spiders, I can cum to them but I wouldn't fuck them.
I mean, yeah, good idea.
>>703883278
i dont get what you mean
theyre harmless but gee do they look scary as fuck
>>703883130
I'm the puppet master.
>>703883330
I
WOULDNT
FUCK
A
SPIDER
>>703883485
does spider have puss puss?
>>703883335
Didn't you used to not like me or something?
>>703883525
How is babby formed?
>>703883576
Where would you get that idea from? I've never disliked you.
>>703883720
Okay, I guess.
