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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claiming Felix
Calamity-masu'd
I'm awake now
>>703802158
>>703801396
Then your persistence isn't!
>>703801860
Fuck Walmart!
>>703802368
Butts
>>703801396
THANK WINKY FACE FRIGHTENS ME SO
>>703801837
Cant fault you for that either.
Wear whats comfortable, I live by that!
Im wearing light flannel and cowboy boots right now
>>703801860
But thats bad
>>703801125
Normally only Krogers or Wal-Mart, but every once in a while I just get an urge while at a smaller place.
>>703801177
So a standard "Huge cunt who is too good to be fired" show?Doesn't sound like my thing tbh.
>>703801282
I'm not bad I just do bad things sometimes.
>>703801837
The show is *relatively* accurate, and extremely plausible, many of the situations can happen in daily life.
>Drug Addict.
I dunno, haven't gotten TOO far into the show, I know he has a bad knee/leg and he likes to fuck with his coworkers. I don't think he's a drug addict though.
>>703801860
I blew the asshole part a bit out of proportion, he's well liked, but he can be a dick at times.
>>703802340
Yep, I suppose that's true.
>>703802368
Lovely lady.
>>703802450
;)
>>703802508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn1VGytzXus
>>703802508
And titties
Claiming best girl
>>703802340
>Teach me how to love again.
Get a kitten.
D.Va
>>703802508
ass>tits
>>703801171
I got used to the feel of it I guess, makes it feel 'human' in a way.
https://youtu.be/dbIhLrJtYsA
I'm actually a bit disappointed this the video not muted by youtube of this song
>>703802450
It's too warm for flannels, I only have heavy ones
Normal button ups will have to do
>>703802501
Fuck Walmart!
>>703802522
At least more so than Grey's anatomy?
Aren't you watching it as part of your homework for a class?
I think I saw part of an episode once
>>703802681
2 asses 4 titties
>>703802705
my boy
>>703802656
i am quite the ass man
>>703802692
>mfw the kitten grows up and learns to ignore and disrespect me
>>703802984
Ass is nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAf_grWBscw
>>703802865
No "Claimed."
are you even trying?
>>703802984
What about abs?
>>703803192
Poor dude
Get a pupper!
Or a snek!
>>703802875
I think so yeah, I don't know how accurate "Testosterone Dick Booster" paste affecting a child and making their hormones go rampant is, but it seems feasible.
>>703802522
I might give it a watch sometime
>>703802450
Nyet
>>703802440
>>703802875
I might end up getting a tool to open the game cases sometime
>>703802984
Ass a best
>Watching Minions with her kids, this Scarlet Overkill character is pretty hot tbh
>But more Esdeaths type than mine
Shiro is my bae
>>703802740
I actually don't see muted videos at all anymore, usually they just get pruned.
Good song though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIdJaibqZx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4XahX7cuU8
This gay retard is fucking based, claimed.
>>703802984
always
>>703803262
you could say its v e r y nice
>>703803441
i dont care very much for abs
>>703803531
yes
>>703803790
>d.va
>ass
holy shit that pic is great
>>703803441
I do have a dog. I swear it has Asperger.
There's no other explanation for its constant depression.
Still fun though
>>703803192
Bribe with food. Cat wouldn't disrespect it's feeder/slave/pet.
>>703803991
Yea, it is very nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfrm1nlsB5I
>>703802656
Eek~
>>703802875
Its cold as hell in this school somedays.
Laundrey room is boiling though
>>703803531
Javol!
>>703803445
Again, I've never seen either, this is just from what I've heard
>>703803531
Fuckem up!
Maybe later an anarchist revolution?
>>703803662
Hey dude
Isn't it late in Nazi land?
>>703803991
Abs a best
>>703804011
Poor doggo
I think mine also does, she hides bones in the middle if the floor
>>703804051
Cats would rather use you as food than respect you.
>>703804176
My dog doesn't like to be pet on the head. What madness is this?
>>703804167
You need to be punished now. ;)
>>703803531
Yeah its a good mix of comedy/drama/medical fuckery ^^
>>703804176
I would prefer House because Grey's Anatomy seems too Soap Opera like for me.
>>703803340
No not really today
Is it safe to only drink tap water
>>703803991
i have some good stuff
>>703804167
No air conditioning
>>703804389
What the fuck?
>>703804424
Well, I am watching am anime about garbage collection in space
If you want a nice manga with medical elements, Franken Fran. It also has a certain qt in it
>>703804167
Nah
>>703804176
Depends
>>703804424
How accurate was it?
>>703804467
Wonder
>>703804811
He didn't get enough love as a puppy
>>703804389
my cats love me :^(
>>703804176
oh shit. i haven't checked out d.va art yet. i guess i probably should because this stuff is good.
>>703805171
Wonder?
>>703804811
Planetes is so good
>>703805192
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrri
>>703805217
Your cat's love is as fake as your eyebrows.
>>703805319
Yes, enjoy that name
>>703805319
WONDER IF WE
TRIED A NEW THING
>>703805463
wow yuuko you fucking roasted me good right there. i didn't know you didn't like cat.
>>703805129
Oh what?
>>703805171
Poor pupper...
Give him love now!
>>703805217
But I'm a fag, so my words don't really matter
>>703805387
Yeah man, it is
>>703804811
Kek, nice. I think I'm gonna download the Fran manga later today
>When my wifi stops being shit
>>703805129
Pretty accurate, though some situations seem odd or out of place, they don't seem entirely impossible.
>>703803706
That's pretty nice, very good song actually.
https://youtu.be/h7mRqiyo9eY
>>703804409
O-ok...
>>703804811
None, its like a fucking boiler room with all those dryers running.
Im sweating profusely and am wearing white...
>>703805319
Wall
>>703805612
I do like cats. I just know they can never love me back, but i'm use to that feeling so it's fine. I'm fine.
>>703805636
Father has him atm. probably getting lots of love from him.
You had to leave your dog for school didn't you?
>>703805807
Now what? Do we ERP?
my waifu
>>703805463
Who's name is Wonder?
>>703805550
Did you try a new thing?
>>703805807
Wall? Are you Trump?
>Did something happen while I was not paying attention
>>703805636
How gun laws develop.
>>703805691
Love me some accuracy
>>703805807
Zadavat'sya voprosom
>>703805947
Cats only tolerate, but are very good at pretending to love you. That is enough though.
>>703805691
Do it fam!
>>703805807
No,in the majority of my campus
>>703805947
We can hope
Yeah, I'm sure my dad is giving her tons of love
>>703806197
You realize it would be impossible to take your guns, even if somehow a law like that got passed, which it never could, right?
>>703802705
>D.Va
>not using her real name
there is a difference between waifu and liking how a character looks
>>703806374
You be quiet my cat loves me
>>703805192
Hey Ruri.
>>703805788
I quite like that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ7RVhLr1jI
>>703805947
oh. one of my cats jumped onto the bed with me as soon as i got home. even if they don't really love you i like to pretend mine do because it's closest to love i'll get.
>>703805636
i guess the female equivalent would be tummies or something. i still don't really care about them though.
>>703806165
Yours silly
>>703806465
Is it just me or do all female pets seem superior?
>>703806101
Jew
>>703806730
female pets ARE superior fam
https://youtu.be/nTTxWLz-adg
>>703806523
*My food
>>703806698
Just do you
No ass to mouth though
>>703806730
Maybe?
>>703806471
Hana Song but since i assume most of you dont play overwatch i claim her by her alias which must be easier to recognize. though her jumpsuit is good looking i would prefer her more like this
>>703806698
A person jumping onto you in bed is good too.
>>703806828
I have to agree.
>>703806884
I'll ask you again after you get a male dog.
>>703806730
Female pets are superior.
>>703805957
Im not sure, I dont really know what to do...
>>703806165
Wonderwall?
>>703806197
I-Im scared
>>703806465
Oh, awesome. The place where I live was built in the sixties, has no central air, and air conditioning is prohibited.
>>703807126
A fuck ton of people on here play Overwatch.
>>703806523
That's what they want you to believe.
>>703806465
It doesn't matter if the law is possible, it matters if it exists.
>>703806884
Never fed my neighbors cat but he rubs against my legs and lets me scratch his back
>>703807163
It just means wonder in Russian
>>703807232
LIES
>>703806730
Why is my name changing :(
>>703807163
Wake can be a wonder I guess?
>>703807163
Uh, I don't know either. This is awkward.
>>703807213
not everyone
i dont know who does and i dont care about that either
>>703807457
I always called you this though?
: (
Get your mind out of dreamland
>>703807157
What about humans?
>>703806884
>a person jumping onto you in bed is good too.
that will never happen.
apparently someone likes me and i don't know how
>>703806594
Well I think it's time for me to go to sleep.
I'll see you around.
Really like the beat to that, vocals are okay too
https://youtu.be/zMl3AMFLB1Y
>>703807151
What if I get a male snek?
>>703807163
Well I'm in Wisconsin, so you only really need it for a month and a half, and that is over now
>>703807355
They won't make it if they know they can't even try upholding it
When cats run against people, they are claiming them as territory
>>703806197
Me too, it makes it more immersive, especially when you study medicine for fun/as a hobby like I do.
>>703806465
Its gonna be good.
FINALLY FIXED MY WIFI!
>Did the ol 10 seconds unplug plug back in routine.
I am the best IT guy.
>>703807690
That's a no.
>>703807817
All males are born with a snek. You should know this.
>>703807921
You calling your waifu inferior?
>>703807791
Rest well.
>>703807355
Ah, thats...wonderful!
>>703807457
Ja
>>703807596
Im a horribly awkward person!
Ive actually gotta dash for now gals, Ill be back tomorrow!
Love ya
>>703807355
It's true, but it's more than enough
>>703807617
D.Va's mech has such bad design. Why are her arms unprotected?
>>703807747
You're still young.
I'm also a virgin, so rip both of us
>>703807854
I'm actually generally pretty bad at it
My computer over heated a bit recently, I thought my power supply was damaged by it, but I tripped the fuse box and definitely killed it when I tested it.
>>703808042
~~a big, powerful snek~~
No, an actual snek though, I want a Kenyan sand boa
https://youtu.be/wz2opOBqClo
>>703808167
Good bye!
>>703808042
Of course not!
>>703808167
So am I. See ya.
>>703808466
for ez crits
>>703808516
Oh wow, i just watched this video yesterday. Weird.
I take it you've talked galko's ear off about this.
>>703808566
Well which is it man!
>>703807817
They've made many laws they can't uphold
For example the arm brace shouldering law.
>>703807854
I don't study it, but I know enough to get by without going to the doctor unless I'm dying
>Also muh apocalypse
>>703808167
Bye Kneesocks
Oh, and a goodbye tune!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY
>>703808516
Ah, I only had that problem when I had three games of Skyrim open running max graphics.
>It was an accident though.
But after I let it chill out it was fine. I wanna get a cooling pad though.
I'm going to school for IT so its a passion of mine to fix computers n shit, I love fiddling around too.
>>703808964
If any sort of apocalypse happens I'm a valuable person, I can stitch wounds and provide a lot of first aid care.
>I'm too knowledgeable not to be in the medicinal field
>but I don't wanna do medicine.
>RIP me.
I found out that I didn't wanna do medicine when one of my coworkers at my old job got his leg all cut open so I used a first aid kit to help him out before the ambulance came. "Wow this is pretty good stitching for an amateur, do you ever think about going into the medical field?" "After today, no absolutely not."
>>703808964
cute gif
>>703808803
Females in real life are rude and bad usually.
>>703808803
Haven't talked to him in a while actually
>>703808964
But not one that would require fighting with angry rednecks
>>703809000
The hell is that face?
>>703809241
Battlefleet Gothic Armada was bugging out and opened two, so similar thing.
Also, about how long should a power supply work for? 3-4 years?
>>703809241
>three games of Skyrim open running max graphics.
Yebat' ?
>>703809305
Thank you
>
>>703809538
Was that >implying I'm a redneck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixMhuUz85Jg
>>703809241
Oh, ive also had DIY surgery. I fell out if a tree in boyscouts and put a stick through my calf
>>703810301
Not you specifically, but possibly
Thread died.
QOTT: Who's your pony waifu?
Mine would have to be Apple Bloom.
>>703809538
Usually 3-4 years so yeah, about that time frame.
>>703810301
I did it on accident, kek.
>>703810817
Wew. Sounds like pain, but yeah I always carry around a first aid kit, its mostly bandages and some antibacterial cream+ pain relief for like paper cuts and small shit, but there's a roll of gauze in there, just in case.
>>703807690
OH, I get it now
>>703811671
I don't know the names of any of them other than RainbowDash, and I'm not too sure which one that even is.
>>703811671
I actually watched half the first season, my friend made me
Probably Twilight sparkle, I think you know why.
Or Big Macintosh
>>703811689
>It was 5 years old...
It didn't go through much muscle, just an inch or so in my soleus. The stitches didn't hurt much suprisinly
>>703811671
Pony waifu? What are you talking about? No such thing. Only Saya.
>>703812359
I haven't watched a single episode of the show, so I don't know why you'd choose Twilight Sparkle.
I only chose Apple Bloom because she's a loli.
>>703812472
You know what I'm talking about.
>>703812623
The nerd one
Fucking pedo
>>703812359
Soleus? Wew. But hey, it wasn't super serious! Worst injury I've ever had was when this fuckin big ass lab attacked my face when I was five.
>This dog was a dick and had attacked people before.
I still have a scar on my upper lip from the incident. But yeah, deep wounds on my face, luckily I healed fast and the stitches didn't hurt, I remember trying to clean myself off with a towel and my parents found me and went "Holy shit what happened."
>The dog got euthanized for being a dickhead.
I've never hated a dog, except for that one, all other dogs are surprisingly nice to me, either that or they avoid me.
>>703812921
Pfft... no...
>>703812623
There's only room for Saya
>>703813155
Yeah, healed up with no problems
Something like that happened to my sister, but on her left cheek, she has a dimple there now
Moat painful thing for me would be when I tried mountain boarding, think of mountain biking but with a big off road skate board, and fell on gravel. Skinned pretty much all of my back open
>>703813406
You know you are
>>703811671
>Pony Waifu
You mean Heresy. L85 is my one and only!~
>>703813803
Wew. Skinned wounds are the absolute worst.
Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
What is the up my people
>>703813904
My self esteem.
>>703813803
Nope.
>Best fox claim
>>703814010
Good to hear ?
>>703813895
I couldn't move my back at all with out hurting, or reopening it
The rest of summer camp sucked pretty hard
>>703814010
Pedo
>>703814010
Awww
>>703813904
There was something about also having pony waifus, but that's utterly ridiculous, right?
>>703814198
Yes.
>>703814203
Nope.
>>703814283
What's the 'Awww' for?
>>703813904
I'm playing Siege and my lil sis is having her b-day party with all her friends from school.
>Every once in a while they come in here and stare at me for some reason, luckily they close the door so I know if they're coming.
>Gotta keep this shit under wraps.
>>703814203
Sounds like a fuckin pain.
>Mfw when I use to work in the metal shop I strained my back once really bad.
>Went home, laid down.
>took a nap
>could not move for the next three hours other than my arms/hands and my face to talk.
>My legs didn't wanna move
I got my lil sis to bring me my laptop so I could play vidya n watch stuff.
>>703814392
Agree to disagree it is then
>>703814432
Shit man, what did you do?
>>703814283
Oh, you still here?
>>703814432
>that pic
You'll just end up jamming her
Everyone is playing tic tac toe but I've been playing 657 dimensional Taikyoku Shogi for a millennium.
>>703814351
Pony waifu.... I don't know. Sounds like there's potential. But not in these threads
>>703814432
I can't stand kids. How old are they?
>>703814392
Oh.
>>703814392
It was a nice post
>>703814603
I'll always be here in spirit franny
>>703814603
How am I a pedo anyways?
>>703814764
Okay. I don't know how.
>>703814603
Well, I lifted a gate, but the gate was easily 50 pounds, and I am not very strong, plus it was super unbalanced, and I twisted wrong, and my back said "FUCK YOU" and crapped out on me. It healed itself though.
>>703814758
Between the ages of 8-10, I like kids and they're not bugging me too much, I think they like watching me play Siege.
>>703802158
Get that new thread ready op we're getting close to 150
"Is this real?"
>>703814764
You're a spoopy ghost?
>>703814910
You know why
>>703815150
Shit fam, sucks
>>703814010
Something happen to lift yous, Shiro?
>>703814066
*pats*
>>703815529
Totally do not.
>>703815652
I've been happy for a while now. Running is going great, and Shiro makes me very happy.
>>703815150
8-10 is TOLERABLE I guess... and if they're quiet it's even better. How long will you be trapped on your computer?
>>703815652
Hi Alice, how's it going?
Hi everyone! I hope your night is going well
Taiga and Shino are about to take down vicer amelia on bloodborne im streaming it on twitch
shinobu83
If you would like to come watch
>>703815738
I'm glad you found something that makes you happy. Still looking
>>703815844
Not too badly I guess, how are you doing this evening?
>asperger street, thanks captcha
>>703815902
Sounds sexy. To bad I'll miss it
>>703815529
Yeah, but hey, at least I got this cool machine that you mix ice and water in and it makes a cold patch around your back, it felt nice during the summer.
>>703815829
>Trapped
Implying I don't want to be here.
But Alt tabbing every 10 or so minutes is a pain, but now they're doing other stuff so its much easier.
>They're watching netflix
>I cannot play Siege anymore
>
Oh well, I can play somethin else.
>>703816048
>to
>>703815991
Let Alice bring happiness into your life.
>>703815902
>Two players
It won't be worth watching then
>>703815991
I'm just watching shitty anime and relaxing, the usual
>>703815738
Whatever
>>703815902
Ay, watching planettes, sorry dude
>>703816144
Shit that's pretty nice!
>>703816177
Let me rephrase. Something that doesn't get me mocked by society.
>>703816281
Which shitty anime is it tonight?
>>703816462
>Find a trove of every Galil pic ever
>Going through it finding all the pics I don't have
>Suddenly futa Sako on Futa Galil porn
WHY
>>703816462
Upotte
>All these people not claiming M16
>>703816606
Post it pussy
>>703816462
Everybody lookin' at you crazy
What you gon' do?
Lift up your head and keep moving
Or let the paranoia haunt you?
>>703816606
gimme pls
>>703816606
Don't do it Galil, I know you won't lewd the waifu
>>703816678
I've never actually watched that before
>>703816684
But looking down and being haunted by my mind is what I do best
>>703816144
Not that bad I guess if you put it that way. When I was 16 my parents would always throw these huge fucking parties in the house and all the adults would be super hammered and shit. I would be stuck in my room, for hours. All friends on vacation, don't have any money or anything to do. It felt like hell. Now and then some schmo would come upstairs and wander for a bit, comedic relief. Still practically suicidal of boredom
>>703816874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltN3fLFmTQ
>>703816956
