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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>703782244

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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shino here!
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still here
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>>703791139
kyouko? :^)
>>703791688
He was claimed before I came in, trips don't fail me!
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>>703790703
So it could have been worse?

>>703790822
Mi Liu?

>>703791072
Why wouldn't you? He is amazing!

Also, have you looked into Battlefleet Gothic Armada?

>>703791262
We playing League?
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>>703791436
Pretty ok so far.

Internet went down earlier so I did a little shopping.

Now I'm just chilling in /waifu/
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>>703791885
Sure. Everything can be worse.
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MUSSOLINI CLAIMED, I WOOOON!

>gardy
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>>703791266
You care enough to reply
>>703791688
nope
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Do you not get bored of posting this SAME SHIT FUCKING THREAD EVERY FUCKING DAY A BILLION TIMES?
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claimed
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>>703791489
kek
thats a wonderful way to put it
i dont think you are that desperate right?
>>703791651
prob gonna play a game of league then call it a night
>>703791688
im down
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>>703791635
mandatory cc claim

don't ask me how work is,
i'm trying to avoid talking about it
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Not dead yet.
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>>703791852
Maybe one day...


>>703791954
I like to think in terms of "it could be worse" instead if "it could be better"

>>703791994
Hella!

>>703792086
Yay!
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>>703791262 [yuno]
yeah he plays the guitar he's pretty badass. He taught me a lot about the local scene
>>703791802
>
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>>703792220
life goals met, I can die happily now
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>>703792401
TEEMO IS A FUCKING FAGGGGGGGGGG
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>>703792043
Nope.
>>703792220
So do I.
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>>703791436
Don't catch me on the spot like that I won't be able to answer very well.

Uh, 2 + 2 = 4

>>703791785
Maybe it was just your run of the mill petite green haired cutie, and not Tats at all.

>>703792030
That's not saying much at all. I cared enough enough to write ten words?

Yeah, whatever
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>>703792208
I'll get you one if these days

>>703792201
Hey, I have another band you might like
https://youtu.be/_n-8iPfI-o4

>>703792449
So you are going on a murder spree to end with suicide by cops?

>>703792548
Yay!
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>>703792592

No, it was Tats.
Whatever. I've been listening to Angels of Light latelty, here is a link, tell me what do you think about it, if you didn't knew them already, of course.

https://youtu.be/KPPAtm8DLxA

Also I think I like you. I'm not sure.
But I hate you
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why is this image so sad /waifu/
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night /waifu/
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>>703793145
God why please fucking why.
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>>703791928
I hope it wasn't too terrible.
What did you got, specifically?

It better be Tomoko merchandise.

>>703792592
>4
Not even a real number.
How did you even got them to hire you as a goddamn teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=308KpFZ4cT8
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>>703793145
Because you didn't post the continuation.
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>>703793267
Goodnight.
>>703792982
Yay indeed.
>>703793372
The filename my man. I warned you.
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>>703793445
Go back to the /mu/mour thread.
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>>703793186
Im off.
Have fun.
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Claiming best girl
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>>703792982
Mwa ha ha!
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>>703793555
Goodnight.
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>>703793466
It had a happy ending though. Like >>703793445
says.
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>>703793428
No, it was food stuff. Cold cuts and windshield wiper fluid. I wish I had the money for Tomomo merch. I'm such a bad husbando and you are just rubbing it in.
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>>703792982
ooo, thank you.
ill look more into these.

it seems fueled by ramen has the rights to a quite a few good bands.
i do think this band will benefit from the bass player being more creative or getting a different bass player.
that's only my opinion though

[was listening to silence so am unable to give a song in return, pretend there is an amazing song here]
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hOI!
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>>703792043
Do you anon? /b/ is the same couple threads every hour for infinity. Piss off.
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I can't do this all on my own
No I'm no
I'm no superman

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
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>>703792982
Nahhhh, I'd rather go attempt to assassinate someone. Any suggestions?
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>>703793946
Someday
We'll be together
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>>703793946
Swing and a miss.
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>>703791635
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/
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>>703793946
Rip. You tried, and that's what counts, keep trying, I know you'll get it!

Eru Claim ^^
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>>703793714
Still don't know if he ever saw those messages though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kLTKofAAFM
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If you don't put potato chips (crisps for you weird europeans) in your sandwich you need to get the fuck out of my face
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>best fox claimed
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>>703793068
Yeah the Michael Gira side project, never really got into them as much as others did honestly. Speaking of Gira Glowing Man is pretty great too.

Been listening the Microphones and Mount Eerie quite a bit.
https://youtu.be/Rysc8tDsEqc

>>703793428
No idea, I think they picked me at random from a crowd at some point.

What's up?
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>>703794446
I'll try it later today. Sounds good.
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I have 2 waifus you losers cum at me bro
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>>703794688

I've been listening to Mount Eerie too, I think I like Dawn the most.

You don't love me back?
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my husbando says
IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU
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>>703794876
You're blonde waifu a lesbian.
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>>703793743
>Cold cuts and windshield wiper fluid.
Sounds more important than food.
Always get only the very necessary.

>I'm such a bad husbando and you are just rubbing it in.
Not at all. You said you'd try to get a job, so merchandise could eventually come anyway.

>>703794688
>they picked me at random from a crowd at some point.
You were probably the tallest person in there.

Not much, a few bad eating habits here and there, but really not much worth mentioning.

Is this your definitive return, or you'll be leaving as usual?
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>>703794876
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Why it didn't occur to me earlier to get few very basic ikea tables and combine them instead looking for some retarded computer desks that are either way too small, or way too expensive or most likely both..
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>>703795219
"Cold cuts" are basic sandwich meats and cheeses.

Any plans for tonight?
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Mornin fellas
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>>703791825
Suck it girl
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I found my charger
>The one good thing to happen to me all day.
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>>703795004
I'd say No Flashlight is my favorite, though Dawn is second.

>You don't love me back?
Nah, you're not enough of a jerk for me

>>703795219
>a few bad eating habits here and there
Don't become fat or anything.

Good question. Probably not, but I'll be here more frequently maybe.

I'm still kill by most standards
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>>703794876
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>>703795035
is it?
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>>703795619
Good morning wonderfulness.
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>>703796206

>not enough of a jerk

I hope you're sarcastic, I'm not reformed yet.

You just crumbled my hopes.

https://youtu.be/Rysc8tDsEqc

You like dreampop?
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>>703795619
Oh yea, found this. Hope you like it.
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>>703796450
What's up friendo?

>>703796632
Thank you kind stranger
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hOI All!
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>>703796018
Congrats! ^^
>I watched House MD in my Anatomy Class.
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>>703796872
Hi. Decent choice in waifu.
>>703796788
Not much. Going to store soon I believe.
Yourself?
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Well, it took a Yi player less than 5 minutes to give first blood and rage quit. New record really

>>703793466
Glad you have been better recently!

>>703793621
Any choices for method?

>>703793862
Yeah I know!


>>703794030
Shkreli?

He is everything wrong with the medical field
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>>703797079
>new record
Nah. I'm sure I've given first blood and then proceeded to rage quit within two minutes of a game.
I have been better recently, yes. I am also glad about that.
Well, enough about me, how're you today?
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>>703796978
Off to school, got no sleep

>>703797079
>rage quitting on Mister Free

What a pleb
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Saber claim
>>703796206
Why is so much of Tatsumakis art wew?
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>>703797445
No sleep is no fun, but I can relate.
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>>703797653
Take a guess.
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>>703797865
Stop going in feels thread
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my waifu everyone :")
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>>703796451
Of course I was, you're still the biggest bully in here

I do like dreampop, quite a bit actually.
https://youtu.be/FfGfbaRvdL0

>>703797653
Just the way things are.

I like it
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>>703797292
I'm pretty good, college is starting to pick up. Making a few new friends, maybe I'll finally make a Tindr profile. The main pitfall of being a fag with a bad gaydar

>>703797445
I know right

He dove in to two people at level 1

>>703797653
Because she doesn't seem to wear pantsu
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>>703797971
my waifu roleplaying as an italian :")
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>>703798080
heres my waifu dressing classy :")
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>>703797962
Never been in one.
>>703798094

>>703798032
Nice.
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>>703798231
ur so funny
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>>703798231
More pics of waifu
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>>703798320
Didnt post pic my bad :(
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Claiming Felix

Out of school now and at home
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>>703798023
Hey ginko

>>703798094
YUUKO!

>>703798277
What a time to be alive!

>>703798388
Good to hear, anything cool happen?
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>>703798094
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>>703798023
So it's been while, what's up?
https://youtu.be/oup-m8Hxx4Y
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Claiming Felix
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>>703798032
What a cabbage

>you're supposed to power farm until six though

>>703798094
Hello

>>703798388
Yo
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>>703798388
Makes complete sense you're an underage faggot. Thanks for confirming.
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>>703798318
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703798557
You've got cabbage in your muff
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>>703797999

I'm happy you showed up, but its late for me and I have things to take care of in morning, I would love to share more music.

https://youtu.be/NdeKqqw40nE

Good night, sorry.
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>>703798386
>>703798388
>>703798426
>>703798434
>>703798515
>>703797292
>>703797445
>>703797445
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703797079
will do o7
tune into the news tomorrow at 3pm GMT
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>>703798662
>>703798650
>>703798644
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703798687
Welcome back Navy Seals anon. It's been a while.
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>>703798687
>>703798734
>>703798745
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703798818
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703798644
Don't worry your pretty little head about it, there's always tomorrow.

Goodnight
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>>703798426
Hey Fran, having a good day?

>>703798450
It really has been quite a while. For me nothing much has changed since we last met, my life is still mostly the same.
How about you, have you been well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqPawvEXy98
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>>703798277
Well hello lewd and cheerful shiro.
How do the red spirals spin tonight?

>>703798426
FRANTASTIC
Day?

>>703798557
Hello bacon
Nice to see you here. What's up?

>>703798023
Sleepy

>>703798434
You seem pleasant today. What's today's good news?

>>703798467
mai80
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>>703798650
Hey Rory
>>703798032
This is true
>>703797999
It's pretty good not gonna lie
>>703797865
~
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>>703798899
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703798557
He wanted to invade, we all said "nah, they have a lot of early game CC, so let's not." H went in anyway, died, called us garbage in the all chat, and DCed. Nothing at all special

>>703798734
Hell yeah! Bastard needs to go down

>>703798914
Yeah, enjoying college!

How are you?
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>>703798914
>>703798922
>>703798950
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703798981
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703798922
They spin as cheerfully as I can muster them too.
How're you doing?
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>>703798574
Because being in highschool as an 18 year old senior is underage
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>>703796958
Hey man, how's it going?How was House?
>Sorry for late reply, went to friends house
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>>703799130
>>703799136
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703799152
>>703799180
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I have an insecent need to take headphones when I need them.
I do not actively search, but I do claim.
Have you lost headphones?
I have them
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>>703799260
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703791635

Anyone else have peculiar tastes?
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>>703799152
Shut the fuck up 17 year old that hasn't turned 18 yet and doesn't know any hardships of life yet because you haven't experienced shit, faggot

What's mom making you for dinner tonight loser?
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>>703799260
What.
>>703799308
How've you been doing?
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>>703798922
Getting ready to be brainwa- I mean, learn today.

>>703798950
Hello Saber. What's up?

>>703798981
Boosted monkey
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>>703799374
>>703799377
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703798922
So far so good, classes are going to start picking up any day now

And my new power supply should be here tomorrow

>>703798950
All yis think their hot shit

>>703799152
I also started claiming as a senior in highschool, but a bit before I turned 18

I did lurk since I was 14 or so

>>703799260
What about socks?
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>>703799433
Hey bacon, just playing vidya
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>>703798922
Nothing has changed, it's just a mood swing.
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>>703799400
>>703799433
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703799400
I passively steal headphones.
Im a horrible person
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>>703799524
Not in a talky mood today. Understandable. Or you're a different anon.
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>>703799400
>>703799433
>>703799486
>>703799511
>>703799516
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703798922
Slightly.

>>703798981
>Yeah, enjoying college!
That's good to hear. Since you're enjoying it I take it that you're able to keep up well?
I'm good, just a normal day for me. Trying to discover new music, but "music recommendation sites" aren't very helpful.
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>>703799377
Wew calm down buddy, your autism is showing

And I've been the one making dinner for everyone so I don't know yet, probably some homemade macaroni or something
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>>703799180
No problem, it was a good episode, House was funny as always ^^
>Went to a friend's house
DO THEY CEREAL HERESY?
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>slow thread
>copy pasta
I might take a nap. Fuck it.

Evens, Nap
Odds, Fap. (to you're waifu)
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>>703799560
Oh. Stealing is bad.
>>703799632
Being on /b/ shows your autism already.
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>>703799486
Funnily enough yes, if I really like a pair.

I dont steal from stores though!
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>>703799308
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>>703799674
>>703799723
>>703799632
>>703799629
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703799130
I'm so tired. Halp
But good i guess.
It's senior year of college and i've totally stopped caring about others. How is your social life?

>>703799433
I bet you could teach me a lot~

>>703799486
All good things. Now see how much power your phone can handle

>>703799516
I honestly don't know what your normal mood would be. Happy seems like a good choice
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>>703799764
What, no...
I mearly borrow them until they die
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>>703798914
As well as I can be. I just started the whole teaching thing again, so I probably shouldn't even stay up this late.

I like the song, I think I recognise the illustrations in the cover too.
https://youtu.be/ob3M9xe5AHQ

I think someone else has already posted this here song before, but I liked
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>>703799632
Probably don't even have a driver's license or a car

How cute

Probably poor too

While everyone hangs out after school your anti social faggot ass rushes home to a waifu thread

Pathetic
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>>703799764
>>703799772
>>703799865
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703799723
But which waifu will you fap to?
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>>703799377
Rood
>>703799560
I actively steal many things.
>>703799632
Hey Felix
>>703799674
Its the same friend, so yes
>She got the most amazing burger flavored chips though holy shit they're literally the best
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>>703799901
>>703799929
>>703799965
>>703799943
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703799764
Yeah I've accepted that, but some are more autistic than other peope are
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Lol Felix still in high school

Makes total sense now
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>>703799629
The classes haven't picked up yet, it's only the second week

>>703799772
Ok. I lost a pair a few weeks ago, glad to hear you enjoy comfy wool socks as much as I do

Good, shoplifting is bad, mkay

>>703799901
Probably not a huge amount

I don't want to break multiple things
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>>703800071
See dr CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR no CR no CR hi CR by CR hi CR hi CR by hi faxed bchdichsjs bi brick bulk book a guy xD by CR hi lip
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>>703800034
The whole thread. All at once.
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>>703800053
Oh no!
Thats bad, m kay?

>>703800144
They are in a good home!
Im happy to hear Im not the only thinking of Mackey
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>>703799929
Still no good.
>>703799901
I'm also tired. You could try taking a cold shower to wake up.
>social life
Lacking.
>>703800071
A wise man once said that it's dumb for other people to make fun of each other because of how autistic they are, just because they're more autistic than you. Or something like that, I don't remember it exactly.
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>>703800233
>>703800222
>>703800144
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>>703800233
Picture?
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>>703800233
Godspeed.
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>>703800053
This makes up for the cereal heresy
>Epic Burger Chips are glorious!
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>>703799965
I don't have a license because I had surgery to get my colon removed when I was 15 or 16

>probably poor too

Yeah, lower middle class family, barely even that

Again, can't get a job yet because the recovery process from my surgeries are bad

You can keep going on this if you want, I'm just doing this to entertain you because that's all you probably want
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>>703800053
Hey Galil, what's up?
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>>703800325
Nuuueee...
Im not bad!
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>>703800374
Quads or more and I'll think about it.
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>>703800533
Not ba fi guess
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>>703800144
Reanimate the dead already

>>703800325
Bet the muscles aren't lacking

>>703800623
rolling
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>>703800623
Check my repeating digits then
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>>703800533
You're bad. You should be punished.
>>703800738
Pretty sure they are.
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Waifu xdxdxd
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>>703800751
I am a failure to myself AND my race
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>>703800405
Kek it is

How long are you supposed to be recovering for?
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>>703800623
rollin'
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>>703800144
Shoplifting isn't that bad
>>703800322
Shush
>>703800401
They taste exactly like burgers just off the grill
>What even is House about,isn't he just a bad doctor?
>>703800509
Making dinner, watching Netflix with my friends kids.Not much else
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>>703800405
Felix doesn't have an asshole
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>>703800825
I should?
Who will do it, you?
Illogical
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>>703799901
I bet I could. But what do you want me to teach?
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>>703800114
And shiro is 15. Your point?

And I'm sure highschool is all the education you ever got, so you two should be on the same level

>>703800233
W E W

>>703800322
They are all I wear really

That's bad, mkay

>>703800623
Well, since you invited me to try...

>>703800405
Don't worry, I don't have a licence either, but that because I panic while driving and lock up. Nearly got in to a few accidents from that.

I also haven't even completed the drivers test, always stopped because of a panic attack

Buses are cheaper in Milwaukee anyway

>>703800738
Damn it I'm trying!

>>703800960
Depends, is it a local store or a big corporate store?
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>>703800960
Fugg
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>>703799943
>As well as I can be.
That's really good to hear.
>I think I recognise the illustrations in the cover
Yeah, the album art was made by Joan Cornellà, he's made quite a few 'viral' images.
Not sure if I like that one, the raw sound just doesn't feel right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn51sqnrbwE

>>703800144
Ah right, of course. I'm terrible when it comes to tracking time.
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>>703800960
House is actually a FANTASTIC doctor, he's just a sarcastic asshole literally all the time. He's funny and stuff, but he knows how to do his job and boss around his subordinates who love him and hate him.
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>>703800825
Then your speed isn't

>>703801033
Teach me how to love again.
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>>703800960
Dont be bad Galil.
Thats bad

>>703801125
Cant blame you, I love mine too!

Kneesocks
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>>703801215
>Teach me how to love again.
First, acquire a handgun, secondly shoot yourself in the foot. Its the same thing.
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>>703800998
Hmm. I don't know. ;)
>>703801215
I'd say my speed is too.

~Shiro
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>>703801171
No problem dude

>>703801177
Isn't he also a drug addict?

And how much of the show is plausible?

>>703801282
And I also wear hiking boots for maximum comfort! Once you break those babies in

Fran
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>>703801125
Normally only Krogers or Wal-Mart, but every once in a while I just get an urge while at a smaller place.
>>703801177
So a standard "Huge cunt who is too good to be fired" show?Doesn't sound like my thing tbh.
>>703801282
I'm not bad I just do bad things sometimes

>Galil
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>>703800909

About a year and a half they said, it's been a bit longer than that

>>703800960
Sounds pretty nice
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>>703801396
15 year old. Reported.
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>>703802158
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>>703802157
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