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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703603224
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed
>Fell asleep again for like, 30 minutes
>Started opening up the building late cause of it
>Mfw managed to rush it so fast that I got it all open in time before anyone showed up
Miho claimed
>>703617667
>Um, why's that?
There's 7.4B persons on Earth, saying that you're the happiest one is a bold claim.
>Sure you will, Homura. You know the best about this game, probably.
Not really, that's why I wanted your insight.
I know enough to pull stupid lanes like sona renekt botlane against gold players.
>>703618332
Tea loving admiral.
>>703617765
Guess I should just stick to Teemo if I want that annoying playstyle.
>>703618482
Hey cutie
>>703618554
Miho a cute
>>703618604
Hey Yuno
>>703618554
GuP ftw
>>703618643
Hey Leone
You said you were an oldfag who came back right
Don't believe we met before
Whats up!
>>703618643
Not cute!
>>703617766
>>703617083
Ah, I forgot.
What is it?
>>703617765
>The fourth shot is good for harrassment in particular.
Or for finishing up people.
He is really fast after that, but I dunno. If he gets stunned, he's dead, so you must be careful with the positioning.
>>703618610
>sona renekton botlane
Maybe if you're doing it for fun, yeah, it could work.
>saying that you're the happiest one is a bold claim.
Don't take it so seriously.
>>703618610
>renekt
You mean Grand Papa Croc.
>>703618762
Oh wait you're a different Yuno.
Not much is up with me
What about you
>>703618807
Of course you are :^)
>>703618916
No I'm not! Never was, never will be!
>>703618643
C-Cute?!
>>703618686
ok
>>703619010
>>703618916
Aww~
Makoto's being bullied by Leone~
You are a cute
>>703619046
Mihos so cute I wanna snuggle with her!
>>703619010
Sure, kiddo :^)
>>703618916
Yea you probably know "you know gasai"
Just call me tsun or something. We get along though so it's all good.
I just finished my last class and am waiting for my train to leave
I can't post on 4chan from here though so I'll answer you when home
Gotta go guys see ya
>>703619176
Alright see you later
Hello everyone!
>>703619092
Nou!
>>703619162
I'm glad you agree.
Calamity-masu'd
>>703618832
The croc is not racist.
>Black meat, white meat, it's all the same
Dying while lifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdlAdHAX7A0
>>703619805
Seems like you aren't the only thing dying in here.
>>703621401
>>703621853
Fuck off rin
>>703621901
>Rin
Nope.
>>703621401
I'm actually dead
>claim
back home edition, thread seems kinda dead lets try to liven it up a little
QOTT: what game has the most hours in your steam library? and how many hours?
>>703622118
I have my trip on.
>>703622254
>>703622315
Chen is Mai, Mi Liu and Rin.
>>703622254
Skyrim at 165 hours followed by Dota2 at 53 hours.
>>703622379
pic looks fine to me
its screen capped from the show directly on 720p
>>703622315
I wouldn't expect you to have it off.
>>703618332
claimed
>>703622578
thats a difference.
i never really got into skryim
which is really weird since i played oblivion 3 times and with almost every quest finished in the game
it just didnt speak to me that much
>>703622616
Good.
>>703622254
CS:GO at 572 hours
>>703622782
not sure what you want
>>703622978
damn you too alice?
didnt know you played that game, thats a damn lot
>>703622978
>>703622630
With all those fans wanting to impersonate me, is pretty hard around here.
>>703622449
Hm?
>>703623156
Nothing.
>>703622749
I modded mine to hell and back, and never went through doing the same thing twice. I think the one I went through the most time on was an illusion Mage. Only downside about it was when it came to single target, you pretty shit outta luck without some BS OP weapons or spells.
>>703623324
You're the one and only.
>>703623479
oh right i can still do that, i always kinda forget about mods since im relatively new to PC gaming
Mages are pretty much the most fun to play but i enjoy conjuration mage more though
Hello guys. Juste woke up.
>Taiga claimed
>>703624196
One tripcode a day keeps the doctor away?
>>703623913
I did a pure conjuration play through once. It's fun till enemies are beating your summons to a pulp. Found the most effective way was to go tanky with a flame antronach. Tank for it while it fireballs the hell outta things.
>The $2,000 transferred into my bank today
WE CAR NOW!
>>703624316
It takes time. And also runs up the electicity bill
Betelgeuse best waifu
>>703624308
mornin baguette
>>703624451
idk never got that far into skyrim but in oblivion you can summon pretty strong beasts, they arent that easily beaten
plus conjuration allows you to summon armor and weapons which is fun as fuck.
thats great! going immedeatly?
>>703624711
Morning Windmill-kun! How are you?
>>703624874
you know whats funny but a total coincedence
i live next to a windmill
im good watching KLK atm
>>703624316
Homou
>>703624874
Wild kitty
>>703625017
KLK is good
>>703625017
So you even get your national anthem next to your house? How cool!
>>703625234
Nyan, Fran~
Did I kill thread?
>>703625468
How are you today?
>>703626189
Pretty good, you?
>>703625234
its great
i love the art and the humor it kills me
>>703625468
>anthem
wat
windmills dont sing mind you
>>703624711
I remember for one of my archer builds I mixed in conjuration. Conjure a distraction summon, and then a bow to snipe with.
Nah, gunna lay down and attempt to sleep, but if I end up awake for another hour or two I may just stay up. Or attempt to anyways.
>>703626452
Good! I have the first meeting of the gaming and anime club in around 2 hours
>>703626473
So hilariously over the top, I love it!
>>703626491
oh damn that sounds pretty strong, but i really suck in archery in TES games for some reason
alright sleep wel qt
>i honestly didnt see your message sorry
>>703626746
its pretty lewd
brb walking doggo
>>703626760
It had mixed results, mostly dependant on if my summon survived long enough for me to get decent damage in.
It's fine, night cutie.
>Also I'm not cute!
>>703626473
Wasn't the sound of windmill cutting the wind your national anthem?
>>703626746
There's something like that in your town? There's no such thing where I am.
>>703625234
Mad scientist.
>>703626947
>ignoring the Heaven
>>703626926
There is some lewdness
Have fun with the doggo!
>>703626936
My college, in its defense, it is an engineering college. What would you expect?
>>703626947
Maybe one day I will be
Not sure if I like any of the kaledesh spoilers, though you can proliferate energy counters for silliness in commander
Afternoon waifu
>>703627156
I'm autistic and prefer saying nothing to something uninteresting. Sorry.
There is no god.
>>703627198
Y'all a bunch of dweeb? No offense.
>>703627284
Nou, I can be interesting too.
>>703627250
Do you enjoy knives?
>>703627480
We are each our own god. Without us what would the universe be?
>>703627712
A better place.
>>703627712
Actually, yes I do.
Oh and I finally got the exam results back.
>>703627672
Yes, we are engineering students
>>703627802
Possibly, but unobserved by intelligent life. Without intelligent life to observe, is it really there?
>>703627928
I wonder how I guessed that?
Pass with flying colors?
>>703628115
>intelligent
implying
>>703627693
I meant that I would be the one being uninteresting.
>>703628115
I don't know, how did you guess it? Was it because I said it here?
30% were needed, I got 61%. The most dissapointing thing was I was in the upper third with that score.
>>703628337
Okay then.
Watch Katanagatari
>>703623156
It's really small compared to my time in WoW
>>703623257
Are you disappointed in me?
>>703628331
R00d
I won't argue against people being self interested dicks, only helping other so they will be owed a favor, though
>>703628363
No, I knew you would answer that way
Well, that reminds me of AP testing, for my Calculus class for example you needed a 40% to get a 3 (passing grade), and a 65% to get a 5 (highest score). The point was the test was overly hard and shortly timed
here
>>703628790
>I won't argue against people being self interested dicks, only helping other so they will be owed a favor, though
Generalizing.
>>703628677
I might just do that quicker than you expect.
>>703628790
The test wasn't really hard. I read the thing three times.
But it was timed.
I had no time to control any of my answers and during the second part of the test
the cognitive part,
I just ticked four answers at random since they shouted that time was up.
But hard? No way. I mean, if you fail, you have a personal aptitude interview.
>>703629248
ah, with the thing I mean I read the book I had to read in order to prepare for the test
>Chara
>>703626936
u wot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4cADXvNnSk
dont offend me or my country ever again
>>703627198
>some
i guess gays really dont see the world same as normals people
>>703627250
whats up charra
>>703629167
whats up tomo
very long time no see
>>703629347
its been 2 days my friend is still at my house.
>>703629420
yea thats long for me not talking to a friend
oh thats fun, was he the guy who went to college on the other side of the states?
>>703629246
Do that and I'll watch Cross Ange
>>703629347
heya Yuno!
I got my entrance exam results back. I passed and was in the upper third.
>>703629347
Don't be mad at me, Yun...it was a joke..
Hello!
>>703626452
tigggy
>>703629247
nice....feet?
>>703629546
its fun but its rather draining. no he is one that is local and very neet like me. surprised he is still here actually
>>703629247
Those FEET!
>>703629709
Shino bby~
>>703629606
oh wow thats great news
the studying some work then i see
celebrating it?
>>703629247
i thought you changed...
>>703629683
dont cry! i was merely teasing back
>>703629777
>checked
ah yea i know the feeling. try to do a lot of stuff right?
since you are practically the same you two must get along nicely
why surprised though?
>>703629181
Most everyone is
>>703629248
Well still, good job man.
>>703629347
It got lewd, I'm sure if I was straight I'd enjoy it more
>>703629709
>>703629932
It wasn't really hard. I just read through the book three times and that was it. I suppose more than 80% passed.
>>703630012
Thanks. A friend of mine only has 58% but wasn't in the upper third. So... I guess I was one of the last.
>>703630050
Still, upper third!
>>703630331
oh.. well still its pretty great
cmon you can celebrate it a little?
>>703629932
no just games really
>>703630586
Well... I guess
>>703630795
I think I can. Maybe I'll buy myself something nice
>>703631039
~~I'll help you celebrate~~
>>703630876
hello
>>703631252
howdy
>>703631330
mavis
All you weeaboos and your jap waifus make me sick! Western is way sexier and far more patriotic.
>>703632017
i mainly pick mavis because everyone gets sooo fucking mad; but she is cute. i'm really not a kimpossible fan though. but hey to each his own.
>MERICA
>>703632017
>
>>703632017
so?
>>703632511
>harems
>>703632017
ok we need to talk kim...what is up with your weird ass tits? you reaaalllllyyyy need to do something about your pointy nipps. seriously i'm just looking out for you.
>>703630876
thats what i though
still good fun though
i take it you are enjoying yourself?
>>703631039
some nice games perhaps?
i always like buying myself a nice skin in league but yea i have autism so
>>703629907
Hi taiga don't cry
>>703630050
Hi!
>>703633257
i can do more. i did but i havent slept in like 32 hours
>>703633630
I'm all good now~ That show just loves to make me cry.
>>703633257
I'll think about it. I still have some DLCs for Disgaea 5... but it costs so much money....
Oh well, I'll see
>>703633630
http://www.crunchyroll.com/library/Katanagatari
>>703633800
thats...thats not healthy
get some sleep man, its actually not over rated
>>703634001
its just a present, you can do it
but you shouldnt listen to me honestly i have no control over my money
>be in dept
>eat expensive kebab everyday as lunch
i can lunch for free but nah
>>703634456
A fucking amazing pic, had a good giggle
I'm still salty they removed ID
>>703634457
Well, okay I shouldn't listen to you then hehe
Maybe I can find something small though
>>703634750
I'm just glad sage isn't visble anymore
I'm in misery where you can seem as old as your omens
And the mother we share will never keep your proud head from falling
The way is long but you can make it easy on me
And the mother we share will never keep our cold hearts from calling
>>703634822
i've noticed you can't even comment "sage" but you can just spacebar sage
>>703634822
well, it does have it's own potential by shitposting threads while sageing, but all in all I miss the fuckers who're afraid of heaven
hi
>>703635245
That's because just saying 'sage' or sageboming is against the rules.
>>703635258
I mean a lot of people were using it as a downvote instead of it having the practical uses that it has
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>>703635471
>>703634457
he just left but im not tired
>>703635347
>>703635642
And you had best believe
That you cannot build what I don't need
And I know I need to feel relief
And I know you'll never fold
But I believe nothing that I'm told
And I know I need to feel relief
>>703635949
>>703635565
You have a point here. So instead of obvious sage it is now stealthy and coming without warning simply because it is uninteresting.
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>703635734
Good morning.
>>703635471
Hi
>>703635741
oh well thats a shame
i think thats the unhleathy speaking
>>703636210
how are you cutie?
you left so early yesterday made me sad
>>703636399
maybe. i guess my bed needs to be more inviting
>>703636399
s-sorry.. We had a huge family lunch out of town to celebrate multiple birthdays
Who are you to tell me how
To keep myself afloat
I tread the water all the while
You stuck in the knife
That you held at my back
>>703636327
>>703618332
Sup fegits
>>703637036
Go shoot up a school
Life is a gift and you should cherish the one you have.
Many people tell me this but I cannot see the point. No one ever asked me if I want it, so isn't suicide the most fundamental right a human being has? No one I know woke up one day and said "this is exactly what I wanted". Of course, you can change your life to a certain degree, but let's face it, you are not very likely to become a billionaire. Even less in third world countries. You just fucked up and none of it is your fault.
>>703636972
How are you then?
>>703636626
oh yea, maybe just sleep on the couch?
>>703636744
dont worry about it im happy to see you now
sounds like a good time though, was it?
I'll give you one more chance
To say we can change or part ways
And you take what you need
And you don't need me
>>703637101
Kk
>>703637101
Many things which happen in life aren't your fault. Your dear ones dying, your best friends going separate ways.
None of it is your fault. It is the law of nature and the personal choice your friends made.
But still, People perceive it as challenges and will ridicule you if you cannot overcome them.
Even if none of it is your fault
>>703637266
no its too bright and i already get aches from just my bed
>>703636263
Hello, Master. How're you?
>>703637324
Living a benevolent life will also get you nowhere. It is proven that most succesful persons are using others as stepping stones, they are sociopaths.
And let us say, you are a succesful person. You have to deal with constant challenges, keeping sales up, blocking the way up for your competition.
Life is not fair. It never was and it will never be fair.
So tell me, what reason do you have to keep going?
