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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703618332
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Naps good idea?
>>703637266 [yuno]
Yeah it was. Got to see all my old folks it made them happy.
still here
Reaching, reaching for, reaching for my resistance
Nobody, nobody, nobody sees it at a distance
And I am catchin' up and I am seein' red
How about I throw my weight and raise it overhead?
>>703637408
Sleep on the floor
>>703637233
Good, you?
>>703637731
yes
>>703637408
oh that sucks
but you mind the light?
doesnt matter that much to me if im tired
>>703637844
ah thats great. glad to hear you had a good time
doing anything today?
except being a neet ofc
>>703637930
a little bit yeah. i dont know my bed just sucks
>>703636263
Hello, Master. How're you?
>>703637930
nope nothing special. How was yours?
>>703638076
it does. sucks
im sorry
maybe just sleep on the floor?
>>703638114
it was okay. school was long and lame
i got a huge fucking headache right now though dunno why
>>703638191
no i think ill just stay up for a while. its not like i have things i need to do
Where'd you go, you were there by my side
Keep believing it's my turn to hide
In a place where we don't have a prayer
There's a tether that's keeping me there
Trade our places
Take no chances
Bind me 'til my lips are silent
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>703637474
>>703638077
Alring, just a bit tired and annoyed.
How did you sleep?
>>703638295
i guess
so now you got the place for yourself again got any plans?
>>703638191
oh that sucks. Try to catch some rest maybe
Claiming Felix
Overslept and my brothers missed his bus, have to stay here and watch him now
>>703638464
Uhg. Apparently not well. Not long enough, anyways. Didn't really realize it until now. Was just super groggy when i got up. Guess i'll take a nap sooner or later...
What's got you annoyed?
>>703638508
post and sleep are really all that are on my plate. you?
Good morning /waifu/.
Never took your side, never cursed your name
I keep my lips shut tight, until you go-o-oh
We've come as far as we're ever gonna get
Until you realize, that you should go-o-oh
>>703638508
He plans for heavy masturbation, as always
>>703638650
Post lewds
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>703638634
Or you slep too long.
Computer has been acting up, but that might just be my imagination.
I should just give up and do something else.
Any plans for today?
>>703638650
Hello Alice.
>>703639152
No, apart from napping. How about you?
>>703638720
havent done that in 4 or 5 days now friend
>>703638836
This
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>703639269
As always?
Probably just going to finish what im doing, take a shower and go to sleep.
Unless i get distracted by somethong along the way.
>>703639269
Hello
Going to do a lab, be back in a bit
>>703640195
Oh, i think i'm a pretty good distraction?
good no nice feet furries
>>703640631
>>703640634
Great, you ruined it
![Syndra [176].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8EcklC8.jpg "Syndra [176].jpg")
>>703640470
I guess we will see that after this shower.
>>703640631
>>703640634
>pure coincidence
>>703640631
>>703640634
>>703640634
NO
oh well nice feet
>>703640631
>>703640634
Wow what a coincidence!
>>703640631
>>703640634
Hey that's pretty good not cringe at all.
night
>>703642026
goodnight
sleep well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gkhol2Q1og
>>703640791
Sounds fun
In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete
Drawn only to be washed away
For the time that I've been given
I am what I am
I'd rather hate you for everything you are
Than ever love you for something you are not
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am
Than have you love me for something that I can't
>>703642327
good you're finally done with chvrches?
It's all so messed up and no one ever listens
Everyone's deranged
I'm just so fucked up and I'm never gonna change
I wanna lay it all to waste
They're always say this, say that, nothing that you want to
I don't wanna live that way (No!)
Every chance they get they're always shoving me aside
>>703642520
What's wrong with Chvrches?
Eru Claim
Hello /waifu/ ^^
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>703642115
Maybe.
Sluts
>>703643112
Nymphos
>>703643085
Definitely.
>>703642896
I'm just kidding I'm just surprised you like her as well as 5fdp
>>703643027
>>703643112
>
>>703643625
Hey Chara! How goes it?
>>703643490
Who are you!
Also hello there. Sup?
>>703643625
You've stabbed me through the heart ~
How goes it?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>703643112
Bug slut.
>>703643538
Most likely.
>>703643691
Shit
Let's not talk about me, let's talk about you!
How are you, what did you do today or what are your plans for today?
>>703643752
Shit and I'll keep on stabbing!
Let's talk more about you though.
How are you and what did you do today? Anything interesting happened?
All that you talk about
The things you say
You're taking up the air I breathe when you really should stay away from me
Wherever I turn
Wherever I go
I really can't stand this life right next to you
>>703643615
I listen to a lot of different genres actually
>>703643027
Hey Elle
>>703643112
Rood
>>703643768
Ball slut
>>703643976
I'll assume you're doing better than ever!
I went to school, came home. Pretty standard. Borrowing a car while mine is being worked on.
>>703644020
Fuck you no i'm not
>>703643976
>Shit
So some shit? Yeah. I'm just doing some homework but I plan on going down to the store later to get some cake baking supplies. Imma make a big ass cake for my lil sister's birthday tomorrow. Meanwhile, a report for my Comm class and revising my essay for English.
>>703644020
Hi Galil. ^^
>Now I like 5FDP
I blame you
There's a fire
Rising up inside of you
When you think of us two
Yeah, there's a fire
Still it burns inside of you
With the memory of us two
>>703644198
Bitch ass nigga
>>703644413
You're welcome
>>703644468
Hey psikh, you barely missed
>>703644444
>>703644198
I'm on a roll!
Oh that must've missed me. Why is your car being worked on? Accident?
>>703644413
Sounds like fun. The baking I mean. Reminds me that I cooked today. We had some meat and my mom said I could cook it so I tried marinating it. Butter, Soy sauce, Paprika powder, onion powder and Parsley mixed together. Of course preheating the butter so it's a liquid. Tasted pretty good.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>703644198
That's space ball slut to you.
>>703644613
Hey Galil-chan!
>>703644613
Its good stuff, inspires me to write stuff, which is perfect cause after I do homework I wanna write some stuff ^^
>>703644673
Oh yeah, its a lot of fun, especially when you bake for somebody you know, you can really customize it and make it look really good. ^^ Oh and that does sound good, now I'm hungry.
>Might be because its lunch time too, gonna go get some food.
>>703644769
I'll rape you with a rake
>>703644673
Nope! Just shit itself.
You must tell me 1 thing about YOU today <3
I DEED IT!
Got all the pieces for Soma Prime!
Bout to shit crits! In 12 hours anyway.
>>703644020
yeah I guess I do too
>>703644468
hii
>>703644613
hey and oh was that you?
I'm back people!
>>703644829
Felix!
>>703644918
Writing is hard
>>703645158
No, I could never be lucky enough for a get like that.
>Gonna have to go, we need to build some shit
>>703644918
Talking about hungry and food, that reminds me that I was watching World of Wonder yesterday. They looked for the "healthiest" fast food. Surprisingly a Kebab and a homemade Burger are pretty healthy.
>>703644981
Strange. So car just broke down because fuck you?
Uh... okay, I cut my hair two or three weeks ago.
>>703645014
Congrats Tomo.
When I move out I'm going to get myself a better PC. If you don't mind taking a noob Excalibur with you
>>703645324
Writing is fun! Have fun building stuff
>>703645297
Taiga!~
>>703645350
Home made burgers? I've got some of that, I grilled yesterday, good burgs, good beef. But I'm eating pizza now. Good ol fashioned pepperoni.
>>703645350
Fuck me sideways, no oil, scratch the paint~
Are you prettier now? Or is that not possible~
>>703645297
Welcome back
>>703645350
Excalibur will carry you through a lot. His stats are balanced, but his abilities are fucking powerful.
>Oh, let me just blind all the guys around me. Thanks for not shooting my anymore
>A big guy 4 me? Exalted Blade and dead
>Bunch of scrubs that I need dead quick? JAV'd.
Really you need to farm Mods. Mods make the Warframe shine brighter.
>>703645064
hey akame how are you?
>>703645324
have fun building
>>703645574
Hey qt~ How are you?
>>703645624
Thank you~
>>703645324
How are you doing?
I found a nice three song remix. A good hint, do not read the comments. The Remix is pretty nice, but the comments are cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0w-UJkTVFU
>>703645297
Welcome back Taiga
>>703645574
Sounds good either way. I actually love fast food. I like coming up with some recipes which classify as fast food.
For example: you can cut the paprica and all that from a piece into small pieces and knead it in mincemeat together. Grill that shit and get some pizza dough ready. Lastly you put the Mincemeat with paprica, etc in the dough with cheese and bake it.
I like to call it burger hot pockets
>>703645624
I don't think I am. But my hair was a complete mess. I'm not kidding when I say the split ends of my split ends had split ends which had split ends.
>>703645687
Oh yeah, I remember he had some nice abilities. Been so long that I can't remember how it was... I remember farming Mods too... oh and I remember that I had a Paris Bow blueprint since I love Bows.
>>703645689
I'm ok how's school?
>>703646120
Eheh... Paris is a starter weapon now. It's decent, but you'll want to farm for either Paris Prime or Dread.
There is a new weapon called the Zhuge, which is a straight up chu ko nu, so you might want to look into that too.
>>703645797
I'm good, doing homework and eating pizza. Soon though, I'm gonna head to the store and get some cake supplies, gonna bake a cake for a birthday tomorrow ^^ Its gonna be fun. How bout you?
>>703646120
Fast food is pretty good too, I go to McDicks every once in a while to get a burger or some chicken nugger.
>Burger Hot Pockets
That sounds delicious. I need to start keeping these in a text file
>>703646120
if you like remixes you will love this:
http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=j1NhtqEHirs#Hacking_Hillary_%26_Clapping_Tim_Kaine_LIVE_In_Concert!
dang i fell asleep im sorry guys
>>703638696
>sleep
so you do feel tired?
i still need to do some school work
>>703638720
hey galil!
hows life?
>>703638715
morning man
>>703646287
I get Mondays of so good Im gonna make some food
>>703646368
Im watching Watamote for the first time what should I expect?
>>703646120
What's up Chara?
>>703646570
I'm kinda sad, I finished Toradora for at least the 10th, earlier. I never want it to finish!
>>703646786
To pause.
>>703646786
that's fun what are you making?
>>703646882
And then cringe
dat train rape scene
>>703646882
why? also she is kinda right based on what she says in her head so far
>>703646992
no idea yet maybe a sandwich wbu
>>703646368
Oh, oh yeah, right there was this other Paris, one was a starter which I owned and I had another blueprint. Forgive me but it's been over 2 years since I started it up, so I only remember bits and with information I can remember more.
Dread was this crossbow kinda thing, right? Nope, it isn't. I never saw that one before
Zhuge looks pretty awesome tbh.
>>703646570
I don't like McDicks anymore, mainly due to one shit they pulled.
They just had their new policy started so they're making your food when you order it. So I order this limited time burger which was I think something like a double cheeseburger. Anyway, I get it, am excited bite into it and...
it's cold. I shit you not, it wasn't even lukewarm.
Ah, but I don't come up with many recipes. Not like I have an idea every week or so. More like every blue moon.
>>703646624
>listenonrepeat
dude, you know you can right click a youtube video and put it on loop?
Oh well, I'll listen to it anyway~
>>703646841
The Moon at the moment. And you?
>>703647129
I've already had one of those for lunch
>>703647129
Because there is a lot of cringe humor.
>>703647413
Dread is a bow dropped by the Stalker. So you'll need to do assassination missions until you get a Stalker mark. Then you have to farm the Stalker until he drops the BP.
Now that I think about it, I think there IS a Paris-mk1 and a regular Paris.
Dread > Paris Prime > Paris > Paris Mk1
I don't know too much about the Zhuge, I haven't used it yet.
>>703647069
she gets raped so shes a weak girl then?
>>703647512
nice im having sabra and crackers
>>703647618
oh well I dont get cringe so I should be ok
>>703647413
Thinking about gaming a little, I really don't know.
>>703646841
I know that feel, Toradora was such a good anime, I didn't want it to end but it had to end.
>mfw it ended
>>703647413
Wat, thats some grade A bullshit, but I've never had that problem, if I did I'd probably switch to BK or Hardees. I don't go as often as I use to though, ever since I found this pub, its got 3 great things that keep me coming around
>Great sandwiches
>Comfortable seats
>Cool biker dudes to talk about bikes and guns with.
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
>>703647618
Ah yeah, then I would've had Paris Mk1 and the blueprint of Paris. But like I said, not sure, would need to start the game up. But with not even 2 Ghz and no graphic card that's not gonna work.
Farming is nothing new to me, much less in Warframe.
Oh, are there different servers? if so, then I think it would be hard playing together since I'm probably on a EU server
>>703647897
The question is what game? Anything you have in mind?
>>703648038
It really was.
But of course a pub is no competition. Or just a place with nice people. I have this manga shop full of weebs where I like to go. Surprisingly enough only the high school students are full time weebs and they grow out of it, ending up liking it casually. That and none of them has an extremist view of the world.
But speaking about guns, I was wondering, say you have me, I know jackshit about guns.
What is the easiest gun to get started with?
>>703648580
forgot pic, fuck
>>703648580
I don't think so... but honestly I'm not sure.
I know I've played with Spanish speakers and German speakers so I honestly don't think so.
But then again I know the Chinese have their own server.
>>703648105
Yuuki! Whats good?
>>703648580
A rifle of a low caliber most likely, something like a .22 or 223, it just depends on how strong you are and how well you can take recoil. But .22 is relatively cheap and easy to use, plus its a lot of fun if you find a good rifle, I started off with a Marlin single shot .22 and now I pew pew AR-15s n stuff.
>Mfw I want an L85A2 but I won't ever be able to find one
>RIP ME.
>>703647780
I need something to munch on now
>>703646624
Made me giggle/10
>>703649234
well, in that case it's probably west and east.
>>703649298
I know I'm very weak. During the draft I was exceptional in most points but strenght? 1 out of 9.
No idea how I handle recoil, considereng I was deemed unfit for military service. I wonder though, I would need pretty much money and some kind of safe where I can keep my gun, considering the gun laws here in austria.
Ah, there's also the thing about naming a gun. I'm sure guns aren't named randomly so I was wondering what's the system behind it?
>>703649298
Hey Eru! just hanging out right now, gonna be doing some homework here in a few. You?
QOTT: why does everyone like tomoko she seems crazy and a bit weak
>>703649301
you could always resort to cannibalism
Funny Warframe related shits.
>What people want you to think Warframe is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4bPNpKQo78
>What it actually is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j7wr_NupiU
>>703649972
Because she is cute.
CUTE
U
T
E
>>703649972
>She seems crazy
>Edgedeath calling others crazy
>EVER
kek
>>703649972
there's no one around and I must taste like shit
>>703649641
Well, it depends, the gun either gets a name based on model, company, or design. Sometimes they even get fan names. For the most part an AR-15 would be called "Assault Rifle 15" but that's absolutely incorrect, its called an "Armalite 15" based in its design, and if I remember correctly, the M16 is Model 16.
>>703649663
I just finished my homework and now I'm gonna write a bit.
>>703649972
Personally I thought Tomoko was too weird for my tastes. That's why I couldn't get into the anime.
>>703643752
Most people here can probably identify with weak things.
>>703650387
>Armalite Rifle 15
thats what I meant.
>>703649972
I don't like Tomoko
But I like Tomoko-anons
>>703650106
had a good kek
Although I don't see the problems with the puzzle keys. It's pretty easy and basic shit I can do no problem
>>703650387
Ah, makes a lot of sense. Like always I'm impressed by the depth of something as simple looking as guns. Humans really tend to make everything complicated if you give them time.
Just take Metal for example, not just Black Metal. That shit has over 100 subgenres it's amazing.
Also one would think cooking is a simple thing, but there too are so many different spices and seasoning and each one goes well and bad with a different kind of ingredient.
>>703650614
Thought so. It's still interesting.
>>703650106
she cant even speak
>>703650167
damn it saber not one day
>>703650385
oh im sure a finger will taste ok
>>703650387
she cant even speak a little and she ties to hard to be pretty
>>703650591
weak girls arent worth life
>>703650808
>Although I don't see the problems with the puzzle keys. It's pretty easy and basic shit I can do no problem
That is the joke.
>>703650825
She can, she just can't do it well. Just wait until Yuu makes her appearance. She talks a bit more.
>>703650825
>>703649972
I don't like tomoko
>>703650808
Yeah, humanity is a complex machine of progress and counter-progress, in making a simplified design they may make an extremely complex one. Its a beautiful thing.
>>703650825
I can't really talk when it comes to the whole not speaking thing
>Eru has trouble expressing herself vocally
>But that's because she jams a lot so its part of her personality.
>>703650387
What are you writing about?
>>703651375
Its sorta a Post Apocalyptic about a man who gets captured by a raider and turned into a pack mule, he develops Stockholm syndrome as he spends more time with her.
>>703650825
Yeah I wonder. Anyway I saw some mean ass burger patties in the fridge waiting to hop on the grill. Dinner's gonna be great
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703650167
Hello SSS.2
>>703651635
Esdeath in an alternate universe.
>>703650920
god damn. But I can relate to the whole wall running shit failing.
on a side note, it's amazing how mad esdeath must be at me that she won't even reply to me.
>>703651183
It really is beautiful. One cannot get bored. It is impossible to learn everything that has been invented and the reasoning behind it.
But on the other side, whilst the things we invent and complicate keep piling up, so does the workload and learnload we give our children. I don't think our kids will be able to handle much more.
>>703650920
oh ill have to wait
>>703651028
she seems like one of the girls who is fun to lead on that you like her and she is so desperate she believes you
>>703651183
its ok we all get jammed sometimes
>>703651650
soundsyummy I want burgers
>>703651717
Yeah, the parkour will take you a day or so to get used to. I'm still not completely used to it. Learn the room layouts and tile sets, that will help you more than practicing your bullet jumps.
>>703651722
I think she debuts in episode 3 or so.
>>703651974
tomoko likes being abused by yandere guys
>disgusting
>>703651715
Kek.
>>703651717
True, that's probably why a lot of kids choose not to learn certain things, as they deem them irrelevant and unimportant, a lot of things that are so complex can even be simplified.
>>703651722
Haha, that's true, and even if Eru gets jammed she still tries really hard, thats one of the reasons I love her ^^
>>703651635
Huh, sounds pretty interesting.
>>703651722
you ain't getting none of these
>>703652106
You like gore and vore shit.
Disgusting.
>>703651974
That's more or less what I do subconciously. Since I need to farm anyway I'm bound to run through this shit more than one time. The more often I run through it, the faster I get. I see shortcuts, etc. etc.
A simple learning process
>>703652247
Exactly. I fear though that we become a performance society. If you don't perform well or fast you're just lazy, even if you're doing your best.
>>703652402
This
>>703651679
No
>>703651722
You best not be talking about Hito
>>703652517
And that is what will make you go faster to be honest.
There are not that many tile sets, but each planet has their own unique tile set. So once you get used to one, they change it up on you.
>>703652350
Its gonna be good. I got the idea when I started reading up about the origins of Stockholm syndrome and the incident behind it.
>>703652517
That's why I don't like the schooling system, you're expected to meet so many goals and do so many assignments and be in activities or sports and do all this extra shit without being able to explore yourself and have fun.
Brb, gonna go to the store and get my baking supplies!
>>703652247
thats mud right?
>>703652353
fine ill eat my fingers
>>703652402
how can you like a girl with no respect for herself?
>>703652729
no tomoko who is hito?
>>703652661
im talking with tomoko not you
Feels good to have underground waifu.
>>703653002
>who is hito
Hitoha, you're looking at her.
>>703653002
Yeah, I was hoping people would assume its mud! Eru got pushed into the mud by Sako, so she couldn't fire her gun cause her barrel was all clogged, but she still carried on and helped M16 win. She's very resilient.
>Eru
>>703653002
let me know how that goes, I know someone who might be interested
>>703652869
Ah, I see. Well we'll see in due time. I'll probably have a better computer in erm... I think 2 months
>>703652940
See ya later Eru
>>703653229
oh sorry didnt mean for you to lose you pupils
>>703653235
so they are kinda like the boat girls based of ships but with guns
>>703653361
oh? play any league yet?
>>703653593
Don't talk about me or my waifu's pupils ever again.
>>703653593
Nope not today. Have you?
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>703652661
Why not?
>>703653982
no not yet im finishing my chores for today still
>>703653791
fine I wont
>>703654369
Tomoko has rape fantasy's
>2000% disgusting
How the fuck is this thread still up?
>>703654749
what do you have to do?
>>703655982
my list for today says
>walk dog
>do dishes
>laundry
>feed animals
>make food for brother
>>703656154
Welp that fills someone's day
>Why feed your bro though?
>>703656421
he is spoiled im older so I do his work
>>703656154
That's not that hard.
