Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703576607
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>703589312
Sour
>>703589318
Wouldnt have it any other way
>>703589543
I should be in bed
I got to get up at 0730
>claiming
>>703589913
my nigga
Goodnight my friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd tease before bed ;)
>>703589965
Fucking sissy ass faggot.
Miho claimed
SHITPOSTER MADE THIS THREAD. SHITPOSTER MADE THIS THREAD.
GO TO >>703589790
>>703589987
That nipple is not wanting to play with the other at all
>moka
>>703589745
>>703589965
No problem! They're perfect for travel
>Especially if you manage to find a bottle Ramune with a bottle cap.
I use them for class and stuff, I focus better when I eat.
>>703589913
What time is it for you?
I have to be up at 0630 but I usually only get 4 hours of sleep
Saber ignored me. Oh well.
>>703590090
Kyouko isn't a shitposter. try again.
Claimu
>>703589987
goodnight fellow low life
>>703590090
>has kyoukos trip
ok
>>703589832
oh ya
>>703590179
It's not kyouko. Its a shitposter that saved the pic.
>>703590179
Noticed
+>>703590090
>>703590293
No it isn't.
There's more than one way to tell these things.
>>703590143
Its 0100
Ya 5 hours of sleep is a luxury
Usually civilians get more than that
I wish i was in the military again
>>703590090
That OP has the same picture as the one that got deleted last time. are you even trying?
>>703590229
>
>>703590390
Idiot
>>703589464
>>703590457
Yeah I'm planning to get into the military so the sleep schedule I have makes sense but I have trouble waking up.
>>703590390
You're only trusting to post in this one because it was the first thread posted in the previous one. Did it ever occur to you the shitposter had the thread ready as soon as the previous one hit the limit?
>>703590918
You're not even trying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F28AMbDVK4
I don't need a waifu, I have a girlfriend.
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>703590804
If navy u get 8 hours of sleep
"Guaranteed"
>>703590918
It's Kyouko. I can see he's on discord right now.
Seriously. You're way more suspicious than this thread.
>>703591054
BHAHAAAAAAAAAA
>I'M ON 4CHAN AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
>>703590472
I don't even think those can help at this point
>>703590918
>
>>703591060
"Guaranteed"
Something tells me this is sarcasm
>Saber
>>703591100
You have fun having your thread deleted again. I'll be in the real one.
>>703591220
But lollipops always made you happy!
>>703590108
Well, thanks. I've been searching for nice things to bring along, guess those will be added to the list. I'm sure my friend and I will enjoy them. Oh, how they love sweet things.
>>703590031
Is this all?
Why is Nasus Top so based?
>third Yasuo Ill need to dunk on
As a side note, why do I always fight Yas top?
>>703591293
Its 8 hours from the time they turn lights off to the time they turn lights on
This does not include the people talking too loud, writing home, reading letters from home, any work they give you, watch, and countless other things
Sometimes on days before tests you can get like up to 3 more hours of sleep depending on how much you piss off rdc's
>>703591560
Because everyone and their moms play Yasuo.
>>703591560
Monkey see monkey do.
Youtubers start uploading videos with cleckbait "YASUO TOP EASY BUIILD 100% BUILD" and people fall for it, destroying games.
>>703591725
"100% WINRATE"*
>>703591368
Sweet things are the best! They also make Ramune Gummies and stuff, glad I could help. ^^
>>703591350
They're just not doing in right now
>>703591725
it was bad when pokemon go launched if you remember that. "how to catch ditto and mewtwo"
>>703591560
Are you on patch 6.18 don't know the patch in the down under
Reason I'm asking is cause there used to be a big on Yasuo where he was able to auto attack during his ulti and built pd frozen mallet making him go from 48 to 55% Winrate
>Play Pantheon he's the most based top/midlander
>>703591711
This
>>703591705
Kek. I fall asleep easily and can sleep through anything pretty easy. Again my issue is getting the fuck out of bed and waking up.
Whats the point of posting our 2d ideas of perfection? Is it to judge our hobbies and intellect or to call each other a faggot when someone`s waifu`s a shit
>>703592191
Its mostly just hanging out. Social Interaction minus the Face To Face aspect.
>>703592060
Come on now... If you don't want me to roll, that's fine, but it'd be nice if you at least told me the rules.
>>703591871
Im sorry, hope you feel better soon
>>703592381
Kek wanted to see how long I could away with it. No you can't roll
>>703589995
Hey senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_AbM9ZxtjE
>>703592191
There is no point. These threads have no point. Just a bunch of creepy ass men talking to other men pretending their waifus are real. Its role playing. It's fucking retarded. These threads suck. They take up space on page 1.
>>703592576
Hey there Kitten~
>>703591867
They are, but I can only tolerate a little bit of something sweet. There are gummies too? Well , I can't leave those behind. Yes, you've helped a lot. My friend will love these!
bam Im here
claim
>>703592724
How are you doing?
>>703592302
But sempai...
I want to dick ur waifu without knowing what it is
>>703592504
Yours too
>>703592611
You can keeo yours.
>>703589755
you all know i'm tripping balls while im working today.
on break rn, so only the one post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm38Ojh61lY
>>703592808
I have a glorious sweet tooth, I know almost all of the goodies.
>Mfw my backpack has a pack of poptarts and a bunch of other snacks in there
I am the foodlord.
>I'm the guy who you go to when you're starving in class.
>>703592881
Oddly well for being a bit tired. How bout you?
>>703593102
Only one?
IF TRIPS POST LEWD
>>703593236
Doing good
Slept for a lot of the day
>>703592504
Bummer. Oh well.
>>703592829
I didnt get a signal you
>>703593253
maybe two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzB9XCrwvMk
>>703593355
So close. But you got Dub Dubs. So I'll give you swimsuit!
>>703593458
Have fun at work.
>>703593395
Thats a dude.
>>703592829
Esdeath!
>My bad, didn't notice you
>Playing KF2
>>703593504
Swimsuits are fine too
>>703593534
will do,
have fun doing what ever it was you were before i appeared
>>703593649
Sure.
>>703593596
oh thank goodness thought i would go unnoticed how are you?
>>703593770
um... how old is she?
>>703592060
We get the patches just ahead of you guys. So 6.18.
>>703591725
>>703591711
I go cloth 4 and just farm under my tower until he cant deal enough damage. Ult after he does. Watch him puss out. Rinse and repeat until I can 3 hit him.
>his team surrendered because I had 250 stacks and tf by 20 mins
>their poppy jungle and yas couldnt 2v1 me
>their yas was basically calling me a bitch all game
>I replied with 'have I died yet? Have you?'
>>703593395
That's good! Feeling nice and awake?
>>703593883
I'm good, I'm testing to see which of my games have an L85. So far 5 of them, but two had to use mods. How bout you?
>>703593883
Between 14 and 16, her age isn't specified.
>>703594081
Could be older. Not specified whether or not magical girls age at all.
>>703594048
im ok just watching youtube getting sleepy
>>703594081
isnt that young? why cant japan just make them 18?
What are some cons you guys can think of being with your waifus?
I have a few.
-CCG would kill us both if she blew her cover
-Her brother could beat me up
-She could beat me up
>>703593992
I don't like bad manners either. Is really disrespectful and lame.
But yeah, Nasus pretty much kills everyone.
I'll play some games today too probably.
I just jumped from Gold V to Gold III on my smurf.
People kept adding me but now I get placed with Plantinum tier so is fine.
>>703593669
Thank you, was just going to play some games and listen to music.
>>703594131
Disgusting shit covered paws
>>703594337
>cons
>>703594131
Great feet
>>703594297
>why cant japan just make them 18?
Because it's Japan.
>>703594246
True, but 14-16 is the estimated age for her, but yeah, it's never really mentioned what her age is.
>>703594337
Buying all the food would be expensive.
And several other reasons. But that's the one that comes to mind now.
It would be worth though.
>>703594297
Nice. Youtube is where I go to get my gunporn.
>Galil ARM fieldstrip
>wew
Also the age of consent in Japan is like, 13 I think.
>>703594337
-Jams a lot
-HIGH maintenance
-Can't express herself vocally very well, but easy to physically read.
-She might shoot me if she gets mad at me, but I won't die, it will hurt though.
>>703594575
ill never understand why they like little girls older women are so much better look at esdeath
>>703594668
oh japan you are weird
>>703594131
>>703594019
Yep
Not gonna sleep for a while tonight lmao
>>703594835
>>703594883
Hi Miho. What're you up to?
>>703594762
Japan is pretty fuckin weird, but they produce a lot of great stuff. Like snack foods ^^
>>703593770
Swimsuit time?
>>703593992
Nice! So this Yasuo didn't get the memo his freely isn't free anymore
>Pantheon still untouched
>Currently abusing him since he's my one trick and he's fantastic
>Build him full assassin when ahead
>Black Cleaver Youmuus into tank if I'm afraid for some bullshit reasom
>>703594081
Wew Japan
QOTT: what are your waifus cons
>redone
>>703594999
and some decent cartoons
>>703594337
She'd be far more physically fit than me. Could easily beat me up, but I doubt she would unless I really deserved it.
>Implying i don't love her cons as well
It's what makes her her after all.
>>703594849
Woo, I get to have a Kitten all night?
>>703592457
ty
and goodnight
>>703594952
Watching the stream again. It some horror movie.
>>703595277
>Jams a lot
>HIGH maintenance
>Can't express herself vocally very well, but easy to physically read.
>She might shoot me if she gets mad at me, but I won't die, it will hurt though.
And some good comics ^^
>>703595389
Good night
>>703595448
Sounds awful.
I'm not a horror fan.
>>703595310
Yes, you get to have kitten all night~
>>703595541
Same. Im just bored.
>>703594369
Its pretty crazy when a lot of Yasuo go into the matchup going 'ez kill' then they realise that Wither increases over time. And Im constantly burning their shield with e. And then they get too close and eat a turret shot and a q.
>>703595050
As Nasus
Glacial, a bead and boots first
Then get sheen into tf
Frozen and tabi
Get MR if mid laneswaps
And as always, just chill under tower.
Works every damn time.
As Panth, I jungle and camp mid / bot. Full assassin build. And as for counters, Darius hurts. Hard.
>swimsuits
>>703595277
Hard to read
Impossible to control
>>703594575
At least Homu has the excuse of time manipulation. But yeah, Im thinking shes closer to 17 than 14 to be honest.
Goodnight /waifu/.
>>703595758
Bummer. I'm thinking i might sleep a bit then go to sleep. IDK though.
>>703596314
Goodnight.
im going to sleep now gnight
>>703596380
Sleep then sleep?
>>703596134
>Pantheon jungle
That's a play style I haven't seen since season 5. I just bully the shit out of top and mid in lane in Bronze and Silver Pantheon tilts the fuck out of enemy laners when ahead(which is easy especially Riven and Fiora). Only bad match up I've had was Olaf
>>703596314
Night
>>703596502
See above
>>703596421
You can have all the fun you want~
I'm off aswell.
Goodnight everyone.
>>703595277
Besides what I said before, it would take quite a while for her to warm up to me, especially since I'm quite different from her personality.
Would be totally worth it though
>>703590804
Ha, well, prepare for no sleep in the military.
>>703590993
Don't piss off Kyobot, she'll hack your internets.
>>703592191
The answer is yes.
>>703592881
Hello non-gun cat.
>>703593355
Me toooo I'm a liquor
>>703593504
I didn't realize she was from Upotte. Her build makes more sense now.
>>703594019
Makoto!
>>703594668
Lived in Japan for 4 years. Age of consent is 13. The loli shit is fetishized to the maximum extent.
>>703596857
Night.
>>703596561
...I'm tired.
Read then go to sleep. Lol
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703596857
Night.
>>703597020
Way ahead of you Suika.
What branch are you in?
>>703596857
Night Kyouko
>>703597212
Night
>>703597397
>Image
>>703596698
Oh boy, this'll be an interesting night~
>Assuming I don't get too caught up in Warships anyways.
>>703597020
SPOOKI BOOKI!
>>703597436
Are you going to bed, or am i?
>>703597397
Chair Force.
>Spooky Booki
![Syndra [132].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LVQ646T.jpg "Syndra [132].jpg")
>>703597566
Both.
Go to sleep
>>703597741
I will shortly. Just unwinding a bit. What're you up to, Master?
>>703597587
Planning to go into the Navy myself
>Chair force
Kek. Got a desk job?
>>703597566
Thought you were
>>703597741
No
>>703597481
Wew~
Hopefully it is
My patents aren't giving me the key to my ankle chain tonight because I talked back
>>703597212
Ok. Sleep here.
>>703597847
Not really. I have deskwork to do, but my primary job is in ops, thankfully.
>>703597878
what the fuck is going on here?
>>703597954
What's that job entail? I'm looking at Navy and Airforce right now. Taking the ASVAB soon too so I'll get an idea of where to look
Bump.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>703597831
Trying my best to translate a pece of text to russian. Its not really working out too well.
>>703597847
Yes. Lissen to your master.
>>703598493
I'm aircrew on a tanker.
>>703589755
>>703597937
asdfjk;
You sure get lewd when i start going to bed. What's the deal?
>>703597847
No, not quite yet. Apparently i need to get flirted with by Miho first.
>>703598539
Hmm. Sounds awful?
>>703597628
>The cat face
Every fucking time god dammit my sides.
>>703597868
Well, if things go like they just did, I'll be plenty undistracted.
>>703598615
Would you be the Asuka i spoke to a long time ago?
>>703598921
Sounds like a good night then
>>703597020
Oh really? Well yeah, L85 is a pretty heavy gun IRL too.
Anyway, I kinda went poof there cause I fell asleep, so I'm gonna hit the hay, Night /waifu/ ^^
>>703599213
Night Elle. Please don't break.
I'm going to have to formally request a cessation of ludities.
![Syndra [17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wf0IbOz.jpg "Syndra [17].jpg")
>>703598649
Its not plesant, thats for sure.
Claiming
Bump
>>703598649
Im just bored
>>703599663
Now that I think about it how'd you get into Touhou? I only know 5 people personally that know of it and they're not very vocal about it
>>703600651
I guess i can understand that.
But geez... Trying to get me to... Awwawaw...
>>703601001
Playing some Vampire now. Bloodlines specifically.
>>703601031
I'm not sure what that means.
>>703601562
>>703601628
...?
>>703600669
Yukkuri thread once, and living in Japan. It's everywhere. I like the music, especially the remixes. I'm not really a danmaku fan, and I think ZUN is a Japanese autist, but I find the backstories and music fun.
>>703601758
Basically the same way I did. Found it via one Twitch streamer who used to stream only Touhou and has a community in his chat based around it. Yeah the music and story are fantastic. Planning on going to Japan for a bit over the summer anything you want to say about it?
>>703601750
>pomf
>>703602002
!
Where do you think you're pomfing?!
>>703602271
On them soft legs
>>703601982
I lived in Okinawa for 4 years. I'm actually in Aomori province right now because our jet's broken. Make sure you're carrying 5000 yen cash at all times. Don't expect everyone to speak English. If you speak Japanese, even a little bit, especially if you read Japanese, inches will be worth miles. Unless you're a big, strong motherfucker, or you roll deep with your friends, stay out of southern Roppongi. Those Nigerians will fuck your shit up. They're bouncers for the bars, force you into the bars, and then you have to pay the cover fee. Also, if it looks like a bar is closing, GTFO. Shady shit like this is usually limited to strip clubs in Shinjuku and southern Roppongi. The vast majority of Japan is very safe.
>>703602271
>>703602386
Staaaahhhp.
>>703602596
Staaaahp what?
