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Waifu thread
Previous: >>703589755
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Go to sleep!
Miho claimed
Kool aid man claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xMmTkfg5XU
Saber claim
Time for sleep
>>703603440
Angry kitty
>>703603440
https://youtu.be/2Ia1eQ0W6Rw
Claiming Felix
Dead thread?
NOT TODAY
Dance for me!
>>703603440
>>703603500
>>703603553
>>703603742
>>703604299
>>703604379
>>703604780
>>703604299
I'm mostly listening to witch-house right now because I want to get faded.
>>703604780
I dont have any dancing gufs. Have a siq doj.
>>703604808
ME TOOOOOO!
>>703604865
Wait wait listen to Aras by Curandero! Superior music.
>>703604780
This gif is so good I want to be your friend.
>>703603553
Makoto I <3 you but I'm going to preemptively have to ask you to not post lewds.
Alright. Good night waifu.
>>703605523
night
>>703604808
Delicious (You)s!
>>703605156
China dresses are lewd?
>>703605729
That's why I said preemptively. You will lewd.
>>703605978
I will not!
>Not in thread anyways
>>703606009
The cat goes "____"
>>703603224
I thought it was like a meme that OP had to pick Kyoko
>>703606147
I dunno.
How Chen goes?
>>703606147
Meow.
Pipirika from Adventures of Sinbad
>>703606279
haha holy shit. No, Kyoko is just a bot that reposts new threads.
>>703606147
>Won't lewd.
Liar. You are a liar. I like my waifu threads content-full and lewd-free.
Speaking of which, I'd like to do a game of Diplomacy with the waifus. There could be some hilarious shit in the thread with it.
>>703606432
Threads end at 150 images. Welcome to /b/.
>>703606495
PS Kyouko not actually a bot but just refer to Kyouko as Kyobot because Kyouko doesn't post anymore :(
>>703606495
Diplomacy?
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>703606194
Nyan~
>>703606316
What does a Chen sound like?
>>703606350
Hello Cutie.
>>703606495
>Liar
Give me proof that I've been lewd in thread!
>>703606867
You tell me.
>>703606867
Not cute.
>Proof of lewd
I've got plenty.
>>703607000
Probably a strange type of honking noise.
>>703607085
Yes you are.
>Nuh uh!
>>703607165
Nyan~
>>703604379
>703604379
you know felix is a guy right?
>>703607338
Probably just random insults.
>>703607338
Nope.
>>703607417
Wew lad you know how to read right?
>>703607458
I dunno I think a Chen would sound like this.
https://youtu.be/PcRyjkYdDxM?t=15s
>>703607475
Yep.
>>703607514
Nyan~
>>703608336
My Chen sounds something like this from thread's perception.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uviAXYmedg
>>703606867
VWOOOOOOOOM
>sitting on 6k gold
>15k across the server
>>703604379
Faggot detected
>>703608964
Not 100% correct but somewhat yeah
>>703608512
Well then...
>>703608807
Rory gib gold pls
>making hamburgers because at 3 AM because there's nothing else to eat
>>703609197
Just kidding.
>>703608336
Nope nope.
>Makomako?
>Mako shark.
>>703609197
Maybe.
Possibly.
If you're nice.
>>703609289
Sounds better than what I got, Kitten.
>>703609296
Or are you?
>>703609434
You are now the second person that has related me to the shark...
>>703609579
I'll make Vert give you the succ.
>>703609664
But I dont want the succ.
>>703609664
What do you have?
>>703609664
>>703609706
>He doesn't want the succ
What are you, gay?
>>703608336
nyan~
>>703609289
I want more wendy's
>>703609706
Then you can give Vert the fucc.
>>703609722
One of those microwavable bowls of chicken noodle... it's... less than appetizing.
>>703609799
>
>>703609814
Nope.
>>703609880
But I dont want to give Vert the fucc.
>>703609980
Sounds like it if you don't want your dick sucked
>>703609980
Fine, you can put Vert in a collar and make him work your Chinese gold farms.
>>703610026
You dont know what I know.
>>703609880
That sounds nasty
>>703610077
no
>>703610077
What gold farms? I just sold all the damn Truesteel I had.
>I had a lot.
>A LOT.
>>703610088
What I do know is u gay
>>703610093
Ya, it wasn't that great, but it was something.
>>703610113
O hai Vert, we were just saying how nice and friendly you were.
>>703610139
Oh, then the Truesteel mines.
>>703610149
Yep. Because I dont want the succ from a guy.
>just got in a league game
>our mid and adc are diamond
The actual fuck.
Not complaining. But wat.
>>703610305
I dont play league so I have no idea what you're on about
>from a guy
A succ is a succ, you're the one recieving
>>703609880
>X-rated
>Adult only
Perv.
>>703610219
At least it was something
>>703610399
>Implying I even know where the source material is from
>>703610592
Pretty much. I have the next 2 days to cook something good though.
>>703610842
Well that's good
I need something to do because i can't sleep
Bump
>>703611483
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>703611959
>>703612201
more skeles
>>703611959
>>703612201
>
>>703612301
>>703612379
Lurk mode
>>703612556
>>703612455
>>703612379
Skeles got you down?
>>703612581
What does this mean
>>703612594
Heya Rory
I just saw it and thought I'd roll with it. Sadly, it's the only picture of Chara screaming or being in some kind of panic
>>703612556
Hey Galil-chan
>>703612721
Hey Felix, I can't stay for very long
>>703612649
>>703612853
>>703612671
I have this one. But its not really scared Rory.
>>703612869
It's alright, I'm probably gonna fall asleep soon anyways
>>703613053
Good morning.
>>703613053
Skeleton Waaaar! Only way to go!
>>703613112
It's more of a surprised Rory.
>Sees skeleton in a distance Rory
On a side not, I like the skeleton poster. He's quite amusing.
>>703613346
Morning
I don't wanna be nobody that is gonna hate somebody
Wanna be a body that you don't talk to
I don't wanna be the one, the one that truth is coming from
Can I be the one to think about what you have done?
>>703613270
Why haven't you already slept, its bad to mess up your sleep schedule and get too little sleep
>>703613372
I do have a few smiling Rory pucs. And one squirming Rory.
>Heretics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmPXNGUCE6I
>>703613439
I have quite a few smiling Chara pics. Have I seen the squirming Rory pic? Oh, is it that one where she hugs her axe?
>>703613426
Because i slept for a long time last night and woke up at around ten
>>703613643
They're coming
Prepare for war
>>703613372
How are you on this fine day?
>>703613497
Hello.
>>703613590
No. This one. The one you are thinking of is #lewd.
I'm running on my only path
This is what I need to do
They're calling me a psychopath
And that is what I got from you
So kill them all, kill them all
That is all they want me to
I hear thousands little voices
But the worst I hear is you
>>703613695
You better get enough sleep Felix
>>703613710
I marinated chicken fillets and am now waiting an hour or two before I actually cook them.
So, I'm doing okay. Oh and watching youtube videos
>>703613822
Oh, I would've labeled this one as either sad or annoyed to explain this shit again
>>703613710
Hey Shiro
>>703613815
They are.
Autobots Roll out
>>703613904
ok?
>>703613894
Tasty.
I'm going to school in like 20 minutes, so that's what I'm up too.
>>703613904
How're you doing?
Nice webm. I should get around to watching Oreimo.
>>703613963
Yes
>>703614102
I'm pretty good, just probably go to bed shortly, I got a long day tomorrow, and I'm going to need some rest, had another big day today.
Yourself?
>I should get around to watching Oreimo.
It's pretty good, I'd recommend the novels, it's a massive read, but I'd rather the novels over the anime for a couple reasons.
>>703613904
REPORTING
>>703613894
Nah. Its scared. Agitated.
>>703613859
I'm gonna try to
Might skip school today because I'm not feeling that well
>>703614364
Get some rest then man!
I'm doing okay, gotta go to school soon though. I'm sure I'll survive.
>>703614413
>mfw I'm gold 3 on my smurf and I only get placed with Platinum
Seems like my mmr is pretty high.
>>703614413
Confusion
>>703614513
Good luck at school, I'll go catch some rest then.
See you later.
>>703614882
Enjoy your rest.
>>703614102
Have fun there
>>703614413
I'm bad at reading that facial expression then.
>>703614882
Rest nicely.
>>703615114
I'll try my best at doing so.
>>703614882
I should sleep soon too. But sleep well.
>>703614780
I dont play ranked that often, but Im a B4. Could easily hit gold if I applied myself but MWO takes priority.
>>703614364
>>703614997
>>703615147
>>703615212
I know how you feel, but I just can't help my born talent to be better than others at so many things.
>>703615434
Apologies, gotta go to school. We can talk later, yes?
>>703615523
Yes. Have a good day
>>703615521
Good morning Chen
>>703615434
Howdy.
>>703615521
We can say that you have a much better self esteem than others.
>>703615725
How are you doing this morning Homura?
>>703615521
I put myself down so that my skill always improves. I choose to stay in b4 to have fun with the shitters. Like stomping Yasuo tops.
>>703615830
Went to bed four hours later than I wanted to and still woke up in time. Other than that my night was amazing and it carried on to the morning. How about you?
>>703603224
Claiming ghostwaifu
>>703616136
I'm doing okay I guess. Woke up and came to school 5 his early so I could get some work done, did a bit of lifting and thinking about going to do some more
>>703615725
>We can say that you have a much better self esteem than others.
No, I'm just confident in myself.
>>703615691
Good morning.
>>703615903
Yeah, I guess is more enjoyable this way.
>>703616449
How is the kitty doing this morning?
>>703616449
You being confident in yourself is literally the meaning of self-esteem. And yes. It does get enjoyable when you Cho them too.
Hangovers SUCK
>>703616449
That's part of what a healthy self esteem is all about. I think I'm going to buy Vayne just to play her top.
>>703616419
Sounds like a plan. Anything interesting happened here lately?
>>703616547
Same as everyday, right now I'm just playing some League and enjoying some new albums.
Just woke up being the happiest man alive because I'm me, and I'm waiting to start college so I can learn new things.
>>703616633
Oh, yeah. I guess you could say that.
Cho? I'm thinking about buying Jhin/Lucian right now.
>>703616733
Ugh, sure, have fun getting destroyed by range top champs, getting ganked because all you have is a dash.
I never liked the ideea of her top.
You are basically just losing your game if you're playing on a high divison because of you lacking an initiating kit.
Calamity-masu'd
>>703616733
By here do you mean /waifu/? I can't really say because I don't pay attention to the thread too much
>>703616733
why is homu mad?
>>703616957
JERK
>>703617083
He's a flaming Homu
>>703616957
Jhin is fun to just combo people to hell. Plus that 900 AD lategame looks great with all that tasty crit.
>>703616733
Yeah, Vayne top is hard to get good with if they have any sort of stun or gap closer. You dominate early but you cant farm as effectively if all you do is poke. Cant get that midgame spike into a lategame monster.
>>703616964
Hey Rem
>>703616957
College is where I'm at. Gonna go lift again
>>703617177
Hi person I don't know or remember the name of
>>703616957
>Just woke up being the happiest man alive because I'm me
You're so silly, but that's great. I would never pick her without being aware of the enemy top laner first. Still good to see your thoughts and that she lacks in initiation tools.
>>703617053
Welp. We're in the same situation then.
>>703617083
She's not, she's very happy with Madoka actually.
>>703617147
You're still an hypercarry in the very late game, right? Right?
>>703617291
Did you see the drunk guy last night?
>>703617255
I should probably start going to hit gym and swimming soon too.
Are you having fun?
>>703617147
I know he is fun, but he lacks mobility. I can just trust my team to protect me, which I really don't do in MOBAs.
>>703617323
>You're so silly, but that's great.
Um, why's that?
>I would never pick her without being aware of the enemy top laner first.
Sure you will, Homura. You know the best about this game, probably.
>>703617323
Yep. Sure you are. You can melt other carries easy.
She lacks in multiple escapes, any real lockdown in lane and needs the jungler to baby her top if they get a kill.
>>703617667
Makes up for that lack with control. And with a decent amount of crits you can get some kiting and effective trading happening. The fourth shot is good for harrassment in particular.
>>703617667
Wow chen you don't reply to people without pictures?
Fucking elitist
Claimed
>>703617459
I was asleep by like 9:45 PST
>>703617922
I went to bed at like 1 AM EST
>>703617922
>>703618008
830am EST still awake
>>703618095
Hey Miho
