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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Hello Everyone!
>>703534336
They got power back on, so yeah, that's what happened
>>703534446
My computer is partly kill, if power supply wasn't, it is now. And I do smell burnt computer
I'll wait for my roommate, he is a computer science major
>>703534805
A blown fuse isn't a real problem either though.
What are they like 6 dollars these days?
>>703534057
Jinx claimed.
>How about you?
Just relaxing at the moment. Listening to music.
The moon is lurking
Everything is a-mei-zing.
Still here, how are you all doing ?
Also, Ryuko claimed
Noodle claimed.
>>703535571
Doing fine. You?
>>703535753
Which Gorillaz song is your favorite? Also, excited for the new album next year?
If I see Mai80.jpg one more fucking time
>>703535929
Favourite's probably Dare, didn't know there's gonna be a new album.
>>703534761
>>703534677
>>703535577
Hi.
>>703534981
Nice. Any plans for your week?
>>703535206
Yes.
>>703535571
I am well. Just kicking back now.
>>703536073
Inb4 he changes it to either 79 or 81.
Also back from the Pokémon hunt.
>>703534953
A blown power supply is a bit worse, and if it broke anything else...
Well I was meaning to up grade it sooner or later
>>703535206
Hey butts, I am not good with computers
>>703536111
Hey, nice trips.
>eating chink chicken and broccoli
>finish up and move to fortune cookie
>"The usefulness of a cup is in its emptiness"
That is not even a fucking fortune you retarded chinese bastards. And I'm thirsty, so fill this empty ass cup up.
>>703536106
It was supposed to come out this year but it got moved to next year. I hope it's good.
My favorite songs are:
>DARE
>Rhinstone Eyes
>White Light
>Dirty Harry
>Feel Good, Inc.
>Stylo
>Doncamatic
>Empire Ants
>DoYaThing
And a whole slew of others. There's just so
many good songs from them.
>>703536111
>Plans
Just gettting up early for school.
>>703536809
>The usefulness is in its emptiness
>the emptiness of no waifu
>>703536809
time again.
Sup?
>>703537010
Good list. It misses most of Plastic Beach songs. Like Melancholy Hill
>>703537010
>White light
>Doncamatic
>
Casca claimed
>>703537152
Haha great can you kill yourself now?
>>703537378
Leave him alone
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred (deceiving), the beatings; it's over
>>703536809
That's a quote from lao Tzu, when you fill a bowl, or any other container, it stops being useful as nothing else can be placed in it.
It is supposed to be a metaphor for the human mind, that while calm and meditating you think better
>>703537360
Litteraly rapped untill retarded
>>703537317
That's why I said a whole slew of others. Plastic Beach is my favorite album from them, though. Demon Days is second.
>>703537349
Are you not impressed by my superior taste?
>>703537588
Are you okay?
>>703537488
Take the advice of everyone on /waifu/ and fuck off mai.
She's mine and I love her. Deal with it
>>703537602
That still is not a fortune.
A fortune would be something like "Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
>>703537741
No
I haven't showered in days lol
>>703536809
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Tomoko, for you will soon be dead.
>>703537741
No
>>703537693
I prefer Demon Days but as long you don't say the Sides album were good we're fine
>>703536524
Any notable catches?
>>703536551
How are you on this fine day?
>>703537010
I like Melancholy Hill, the only Gorillaz song I've really listened too.
Fun times. 5:30 AM is when I wake up. This year is going just about as I expected.
>>703537317
YouTube. How about you?
>>703537741
>everyone
What?
D&D
Waifu edition
I lost all the respect my family had for me. these threads are all I have left
>>703534599
claimed
>>703537970
>We Are Happy Landfill
>Bill Murray
>not good
Wot
>>703538112
Seasonal waifu
Well I'm so empty
I'm better off without you and you're better off without me
Well you're so unclean
I'm better off without you and you're better off without me
>>703537693
They're just lyrics mayne
>>703535929
Fine aswell, I'm gonna go for a smoke
>>703536111
What you up to ?
>>703536111
Hello
>trips
>>703538334
Watching some YouTube.
>>703537836
You will take your eastern philosophy and like it!
>>703538178
2 or 3 good songs don't make an album good
>>703537966
nice pic
>>703538453
I will rape you with a rake.
>>703537836
Faggot calling the lesbian gay
>>703538461
This.
You said you were into prog music if I remember correctly. What are your thoughts on Yes' Fragile?
>>703538439
Trips indeed. How are you today?
>>703538658
He'd like that.
>>703538658
Fran will like that
>>703538749
>shiro anon
>good music tastes
wot
you don't like queen
>>703538010
I'm good, contemplating whether or not it's socially acceptable to do fireworks today.
>>703537970
>Not liking D-Sides
>>703538010
You should listen to more. They're really good.
>>703538334
Alrighty.
>>703538658
Tbhq i have the best music taste itt
>>703538999
Fuck off mai
>>703538999
Trips confirm
>>703538749
Yeah.
Yes is cool
>>703537836
God damn I want to ram my dick in tomokos stinky ass
>>703538999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JeShwf7-94
>>703538749
>progressive music
Have you listened to insurance by flo
I spoke to God today, and she said that she's ashamed.
What have I become, what have I done?
I spoke to the Devil today, and he swears he's not to blame.
And I understood, cause I feel the same.
>>703538749
I'm not doing too bad. How about yourself, Shiro?
>>703539065
Mi Liu do you have any personality besides copying Mai?
>>703539281
>god
>she
![0K18YED[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hMLRIkP.jpg "0K18YED[1].jpg")
>>703534599
>3D is almost always trash
corrected: 3D is always trash
also Viedeo game waifus are for normies or even worse normies who pretend to be weeaboos/wizards/autist etc.
also Renge claimed for daughterfu
>>703538749
>>703538767
Well shit. Then I'll rape him with a cactus. Not even a homolord would like that.
>>703538938
It is not. You could do them anyways.
>>703538887
?
>>703538973
Some day. Demon Days is very low priority on my backlog of music.
>>703539103
I disliked that album. Felt so lackluster.
>>703539237
I don't like prog music usually.
She's from a line of television commercials.
>>703539310
I'm pretty good, kicking back with some YouTube currently.
>>703539416
No.
>>703539416
Renge
Tongue tied, dead inside
Nothing left, not even pride
This isn't how I thought the future would go
Hell-bent, soul is spent
Nothing left but to repent
I've gotta dig myself back out of this hole
>>703539406
Its a metaphor you autist.
>>703539483
Bruh don't even make fun of my progressive music
Flo is best at that genre
>>703538658
Lewd
When can you do this?
>>703538749
>>703538767
>>703538974
Seems like you guys know me...
>>703539480
Ok, I don't think I'd get behind that
>>703539607
It would be Goddess
>>703539483
What are you watching?
>>703539607
Galil a metaphor for shit
Eru Claim
>CS:GO isn't as fun as it use to be.
>>703538010
I was so close to catching a Poliwrath, Snorlax, Tangela and a couple of Dratini's!
I'm going to do it. I can't take it anymore
>>703539705
>the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
There's no real part in the definition that says "Male" so eat shit.
>>703539703
So here is the thing about rape: You don't get to make any decisions about the act. When, where, what, none of these are your privilege.
>>703540118
Do it faggot.
>>703539709
Cow Chop. Fun group.
>>703539955
Indeed.
>>703540091
I told you to get a Dratini. You didn't. Disappointed in you.
>>703537966
Please for the love of god dump your futa folder
Crazy eyed, certified
Nothing left but shit inside
Nobody said this would be easy to do
Drying out, crying out
Nothing left but pain and doubt
I would be lying if I said it's for you
>>703539705
>I spoke to Goddess today
Shut up
>>703539781
Nyet, pedik.
>>703540246
I don't believe I've ever heard of them before.
>>703540164
Fucking dumbass
God is male
Goddess is female
Learn to gender objects
>>703540179
But if you are qt, it wouldn't be rape ;p ~~~~~~~~
>>703540164
>ruler of the universe
>Female
No wonder the world is so horrible
>>703540246
>Cow Chop
Mah nigga
Nova > Alecks though
>>703540411
Goddess is not a Christian term.
>>703540517
No wonder existence is so horrible* I'm sure it would be just as awful on another world
>>703540596
>muh Christianity
You do know Jews worship God too?
>>703540473
>>703540517
No wonder goddess won't just tell me what she wants from me
>>703540411
>God Is Male
Why? A god refers to the creator/being who created the universe of which you live, its a term in any monotheistic religion, specifying male is retarded.
>>703540403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBlIqUv9k4s
>>703540592
I've always preferred Aleks. Joe is a pretty cool dude too.
>>703540673
Don't be sad.
>>703540807
>>703540673
>>703540517
DON'T WORRY GUYS
GOD DESCRIBES A MALE DEITY
>>703540846
A female God is a Goddess
A male God is a God
>>703541005
Sadness has nothing to do with hating existence
>>703541025
Implying it wouldn't suck equally bad if god was a guy. It will suck regardless of the gender
>>703541005
But Nova lights all the bonfires.
Also I first learned about Nova from the Creatures
Guys, arguing about religion is never good. It always leads to hate and bitterness.
>>703541216
God is lonely as fuck
>>703540846
This is what happens when we teach kids that everything is gender-neutral
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZJrowM2Blg
>>703540287
There's Galil! I used a Galil in GO to get an ace.
>Game is still garbage, but the Galil is a good Terrorist weapon
>>703540246
Siege is much more fun to play tbh.
>>703541381
Good, he can have a taste of the misery he makes us live. Provided a god even exists
>>703541236
So did I. Been watching the affiliates of the Creatures for about 6 years now.
>>703541216
Yes it does. Happy people embrace existence.
>>703541496
Never played.
>>703541400
>>703541025
No, what I'm saying is that its a vague term that yields no real gender bias, I know "Goddess" Refers to a woman, but for centuries my religion has referred to a God that is a woman, and we simply call her our God.
>>703541585
Ever stop to consider that your god is a degenerate?
>>703541729
Ever stop to consider that your God is a degenerate as well?
>>703541574
God projects onto us robots
We are the Children of God
Or perhaps we are God
>>703541729
This
>>703540246
My phone died right when I got to the first one, and when I switched batteries, it was gone. Second one showed up right as I was driving home.
>>703541820
Yeah but I am my God. So it makes sense
What are we arguing over terminology about religion?
>>703540695
Because you aren't a qt?
>>703541919
Well when you look at it that way, I suppose it does, fair enough.
>>703541940
I blame whoever harassed Galil over song lyrics, then I blame myself for getting involved over my religious butthurt.
>>703541574
I will never embrace existence then
>>703541940
Tomoko is in fact a qt
>>703541574
Its a bit like GO but ADS, actual strategy, and no bullshit spray mechanics other than recoil which is really controllable, all in all it feels SO much better to play.
I'm back, just finished smoking.
So what's up in here ?
The people as a collective is God
The answer to who made God is humans.
Therefore we are higher than God
>>703542059
Still strange
>>703542102
Are you, the one doing the rake/cactus rape, a qt?
>>703542384
They're arguing about religion.
>>703542072
Disappointing.
>>703542217
Interesting. Maybe I'll get around to it someday.
>>703542492
Better than a hugbox where we argue whos cute
>>703542384
Religious debates I guess, and game discussion
>CS:GO is bad IMO
>Rainbow Six Siege is better.
>>703542574
Would recommend! Its a lot of fun and the operators are fun to play as well.
>>703542481
I like to think I am, but my ego isn't that big.
>>703542619
Hey Akame
I believe that when i die everything ceases to exists
You can't prove me wrong
>>703542633
That's easy. Jinx is cute.
>>703542399
It was then us who killed him by attempting to disprove him
>>703542731
Well I am sure you are!
~~now grab that rake!
>>703543126
You're already dead, but i still exist
prove me wrong by posting your face
>>703543126
I could if I gutted you and sent you to the afterlife. But there's a 50/50 chance you'd prove me wrong.
>>703543191
I'm not going to do this.
>>703543136
No like "Your a cute" "nou the cute"
>>703543288
Oh.
>>703543248
>>703543248
Your just chemicals in my brain telling me that I'm wrong
You can't prove me wrong
>>703542492
Nice, I'll join then
>>703542673
I'm not into competitive FPS, so I'll have to take your word on that
Also, God might be real, but all religions are wrong.
Schrödinger never had a cat
You can't prove me wrong
>>703542775
hey there
>>703543276
Aw
Don't make threats if you can't carry them out
>>703542574
Life is also disappointing though
>>703543492
I'm the cells of your brain and you are the consciousness i create.
You can't prove me wrong.
>>703543276
Fran a cute.
You should be into it.
>>703543530
I play Siege casually tbh, its a lotta fun but I could definitely get into the Ranked field. I use to never play FPS before I started playing Counter Strike Source, which, for some reason I still think is better than CS:GO, but thats just my opinion. I usually play Turn Based like Fire Emblem n stuff
>>703543677
I'll do it
>>703543677
Sorry but I don't into ERP.
>>703543783
Nope. I don't ERP.
Drunk yuno coming through
>>703543724
Still disappointed.
>>703544034
Hey Yuno, hows it going?
Whats your poison?
>>703544034
Hey cutie
>>703543735
You're a nigger
You can't prove me wrong
I claim that you have no grip on reality any more you really need to kys. You beating off to cartoon caracters is disturbing at best. Plz kys
>>703543613
That experiment was meant to sound ridiculous. He was trying to say that quantum mechanics can't be applied on larger scales, just to particles
http://www.iflscience.com/physics/schr%C3%B6dinger%E2%80%99s-cat-explained/
So I guess you are right
>>703543783
Thank you!
>>703543841
Alright, when?
>>703543879
Who said this was online roleplay?
>>703544202
But Jinx ain't a cartoon character.
>>703543812
The only FPS I played were Farcry 3 and 4, the old COD/Battlefield/medal of honor, every Halo game, Dead Island, Borderland 2 and some others I can't remember.
>>703544045
I'll put in an effort to embrace existence when existence puts in the effort to embrace me
>>703544200
FUCK
>>703544188
Tequila
>>703544200
Oi who u? I dont remember a leone nigga
>>703544257
Don't pretend that it wasn't about to devolve into exactly that.
>>703544469
I'm OG Leone
I'm also drubk on wine and mead
>>703544547
wanna erp o:
>>703544361
Far Cry 3 was pretty gud stuff, after Source I jumped into a bit of MW2, Medal of Honor and Borderlands 2 as well, gud stuff ^^
>>703544469
Tequila, nice.
>I can't drink cause I'm not 21.
>RIP me.
>>703544657
O shit the akame crew comin together, wut up nigga?
My nigga I'm all fucked with 4 shots of tequila
>>703544440
>>703544444
Rip You m8, 4 off.
>>703544824
Ah shit antoer little birdie~
Sour
>>703544699
discount klonata?
>>703544202
ask nicely and i'll consider it
Calamity-masu'd
Hello people
>>703543879
Why so cold, Nanas?
You used to enjoy these.
>>703544257
No worries, Frankie.
>>703544841
I've had two boxes of wine and I'm halfway down on mead. I got some vodka and fireballs waiting as well
>>703544960
Personally I don't see the appeal of alcohol other than the drunkness, most of it doesn't smell that great, or really taste that great.
>Especially wine.
>Or at least the cheap boxed shit my Aunt buys does.
>>703544375
That's not going to happen.
Ruri and Fran are the same person
>>703534599
Gay as fuck kys
>>703544824
>mfw I went to buy whisky when I was 16 and wasn't asked for an ID
France is pretty when you want to buy some drinks. Is it really so hard to buy alchohol when you're under 21 in the US ?
im back
>>703545213
Enjoy what? ERP? No.
Joking around? Yeah sure. But some people take it seriously.
>>703545269
Some boxed wine is good. Honey mead is delicious. So are screwdrivers
>>703545388
Bonjour
>>703545565
Hey
>>703545213
Also rolling for trips
>>703545388
Yeah, they card you even if you look like you're 30, its strict shit. Though you can easily pay a sleezy guy $40 to get you some, but there's the risk he'll book it with your cash. I'm not a huge fan of drinking anyway so its no big deal. I do wanna try it when I turn 21 though, just see if I like anything.
>>703545667
>Honey Mead
Now that sounds tasty.
>>703545667
Bonjour à toi
>>703545329
That's retarded
>>703545217
I still got some seagrams and shit in my fridge, I dont like to drink pop's stuff unless he offers and first time he actually offered me shit so I took advantage
Damn I wish I had some fireball but pops will hook me up next week for a big fight happening and Ima grill ALOT that day
>>703545269
I didnt see it at first either, mostly at young age folks and others treat it like the spawn of satan to me but fuck all that once I hit 21 and just say "hey dont drink and drive" and that kind responsible shit
They're not suppose to taste yummy lol its to get drunk and party but I dont make it a habit
>>703545565
Ahah fag I saw yo comment at esdese theme video
>>703544547
Well my roommate is home now, so it couldn't
>>703545213
You are also a qt!
>>703545565
Hey there
>>703545667
oh a constant leone claimer dont leave
>we have a akame btw
>>703545779
So are you
>>703545749
Damn, I thought you were able to buy some anyway, glad I wasn't born in the US.
Drinking is fun when done with friends, it's always better to be drunk with other people. I'm more of a weed guy myself, but I never say no to a good alcohol.
