Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703404396
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
Rev up those lewds, cause I just got trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x8mx-aIhnQ
>>703408060
I'll keep rolling then.
>>703408361
I eagerly await your command.
>>703408488
Never heard of him/her/them.
>>703408704
What lewds?
>>703408711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Uhcb-XTaA
>>703408602
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you fucking whore
>>703408704
no lewds for you
>>703408488
yea i heard it was quite a decent game but im not really into those games so im not gonna pick it up
>>703408293
Unfortunately, this would be the only other picture of him wearing it, or the only other I could find, at least. Haven't checked around in a while.
>>703408200 [tsunyun]
I don't think I'm touching ranked again. Solo ranked at least.
>>703408939
Calm down. Kyouko has been baking since before you even joined these threads.
>>703408982
Gotta risk it for the biscuit.
>>703408167
Night Tats
>>703408361
Maybe later
>>703408939
WAHH SOMEONE BEAT ME TO MAKING A THREAD
Eru Claim
>Seige Style!
>>703408857
MDK is Electronic style, its good stuff, a bit of dubstep, trance, house and stuff, he likes to mix it up.
>>703408982
I like FPS but I'm more into RTS/Turn Based Strategy kinda stuff.
Seriously though
I would fuck Tatsumaki's throat until her cute voice is gone. Next I would hammer her teeth out. Then I would tear each off her limbs off and blend it into a Tats Smoothie. I would proceed to forcefeed her the smoothie. Then I would cut her open and dissect her. Taking out each organ carefully and placing them in a boiling pot. Right before this i would take a pic and post it on here. I would jerk off one last time into the pot before chopping my cock off and stewing it with Tats. Her clones would break out of their pods and subdue me. Then they would torture me for hours and hours, stretching my anus with cucumbers and stuff. Then they would stuff me with Turkey stuffing. Then they would baste me in saltwater until my skin dries out. Then they would shove me in the smoker for a week. After I was done smoking I would be turned into jerky for the Tats clones to enjoy with their stewed Tats
>>703408488
That's cool! Glad for you!
>>703409016
Better to have few than tho have none.
>>703409181
>Esdeath Mk2, less squirrels, more hardcore shit.
>>703409181
DELET THIS
>>703409115
I'm not a big fan of electronic. I do like noise though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lwI--StmQI
![Syndra [147].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8uDDdsN.jpg "Syndra [147].jpg"){kind=small}
>>703408483
Fuck that.
>>703409089
I know you are interested.
Just take the offer already.
>>703408827
Sleep.
What a meal!
Elegant, simple!
And most importantly, delicous!
>>703409181
Can you explain the attraction to vore and gore shit?
I just can't into it.
>>703409508
That's not a meal. That's just a desk with a bunch of cans of Busch on it.
>>703409466
Yeah yeah... I know that one. I eagerly await your next interesting order.
>>703409582
Shut the fuck up
>>703409067
yea same, this season at least, gonna play some other games
i will get plat another time
maybe if my smurf reacher 30 we can both rank our smurf
>it will take some time
>>703409078
close but no cigar
>>703409115
yea i really love those as well.
you played the fire emblem games? they are my favourites
>>703409508
oh sorry saw it previous thread
you are a crazy motherfucker kneesocks how did you even finish it that quick
>>703409582
same reason you cant get into women, just not for everyone
>>703408857
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I want to find more, but my internet doesn't want me to.
>>703409582
I just enjoy pictures of Rumia eating.
Eventually, I stopped caring what she was eating...
>>703409508
See: >>703409181
Now THATS a meal
>>703409682
ERP in a nutshell
>>703409716
Two words, friend: Canned Bread.
>>703409772
>same reason you cant get into women
Fucking sick burn bro.
>>703409823
Hmm... I guess it's kinda how I turned into a foot fag. It used to just be legs, but then I started enjoying feet and thighs as well.
>>703409190
Yeah! Best achievement, its kinda cool, its like having an extra bullet.
>>703409411
Nice, sounds like some gud stuff. I'm really into techno n stuff like that ^^
>>703409772
Fire Emblem is my shit, first time I played it was on my old Gameboy, played Fire Emblem GBA and Sacred Stones. Good Stuff
>>703409466
Fine...only a sample
>>703409582
vore is a woman dominating you using your body as food gore depends on what your into
>>703409307
>>703409181
are you ruining my reputation
>>703409078
next one is mine
>>703409089
fuck off saber
Guys I just found a racoon digging through my trash. I've caught it and decided to sacrifice it to Kurome
>Dove up to Krogers real quick and got some Snickers ice cream bars
>>703407769
Not listening to that, and not just because of my headache
>>703407839
Memes are life
>>703407918
You aren't that old.
>>703407936
Siege gameplay does look pretty neat
>Don't know what that means
>>703408200
Yeah it works well, I used to listen to it every night when I had problems sleeping back in high school.
That technically counts, but I don't see how that would help you sleep
>>703409181
New memes!
>>703409806
Keep reading your smut slut~
>>703410106
No no, I know WHAT they are. I was asking for what attracts you to it.
>next one is mine
Gotta be fast. It's always a first thread basis.
>>703410114
Jesus Christ Esdeath Mk2 jumped to medium animals.
![Ayase [58].png](https://i.imgur.com/50RNRTg.png "Ayase [58].png")
>>703408483
Hey Shiro, good to be back. I've been good, 20kb/s dl and 10kb/s up was excruciatingly frustrating though. How are you?
>>703408488
>Likewise
Hi, don't think we've spoken. Where are you from?
>>703408498
Hello best one true yuno, how are you?
>>703408557
Please don't be a rurifag ;-;
>>703410252
Forgot image.
>>703410114
That's a boring person to offer your racoon to, why not J'zargo or Glycon instead? They're pretty cool.
>>703410278
>Please don't be a rurifag ;-;
Well I'm not a Kirino fag.
>>703409782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC_gkcplz_4
>>703410023
I don't believe you. No one likes noise.
>>703410278
That sounds very frustrating.
I am well. Actually been doing pretty good at clearing my backlog of music.
![Syndra [172].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C2GBrIv.jpg "Syndra [172].jpg")
>>703409582
I guess gore is more about recove ing and giving pain and gettong off to it just like dom/sub but in more hardcore version.
>if you could even call it that.
I still have no idea about vore or things like this
>
>>703410085
Here you go
>>703409716
Like I said, meal!
>>703409772
Its like mechanical chopsticks, so elegant!
Ill use then whenever I eat ramen.
So much ease of use!
That and I was starving
>>703409874
Id eat the shit out of a tatsmoothie
>>703410114
Liar liar pants on fire
>>703410228
Nympho.
>>703410278
Ayase
<3
>>703410188
Carrying is when you essentially win the game for your whole team, or do most of the work.
>Also got a mac-11 with that L85
The Mac 11, when you wanna shoot 17 (in game mag size) bullets down range in under a second.
>>703410278
I'm from Upotte
>and also Idaho
>Its a gr8 state.
We haven't, so how goes it?
>>703410533
Waifu rekt xdxdxd
>>703409944
i hope you realise it was a joke right?
>just a prank
>>703410188
well thats the same for me and hairdryer sounds
i got an addiction for it because when i was a kid my parents slept with me in their room and always had a hairdryer on
so whenever i hear one now i get drowsy as fuck so it helps sleeping
>>703410278
>best one true yuno
you are on thin ice my man
glad you think so though
im kinda tired think i will sleep soon
>>703410455
hahah why not just drink it? thats a think right?
cant you get free chopsicks at a chinese restaurant?
Webm related it's every single one of you
>>703409772
yeah we could try
>>703410252
I want to be eaten by esdeath, im more into the giantess vore. but I can feed her with my body and be with her forever all safe in her tummy, until her body uses me for nutrients to feed her apatite. gore im not attracted to gore unless a girl is crushing an animal or bug with her feet. the domination of a tiny animal by a woman whos body is stronger and bigger.
>>703410114
lets see it i wanna watch it die cut its eyes out first
>>703410805
>I want to be eaten by esdeath
>>703410655
whats the story behind this webm?
>>703410533
Why not put the extra effort into making one of these for each poster personally? it would get more of a reaction.
Fuck it got me good
>>703411006
Butter Golem
I have returned from eating a big steak and ass tons of mash potato
>>703411179
>>703410442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y7JsvOtYcw
>>703411080
But good thing I had gardening gloves on
>>703410805
>>703411263
I believe that's a Husbando.
>>703410635
Oh yeah
>17 rounds
Why tho
>>703410742
Weird, but I was addicted to pen ink for a year so I don't really get an opinion.
>>703410443
Wew
>>703410742
>>703411080
Thats not even a good scratch
I'm a fucking FAG
>>703411297
did you get him where is it god im so jelous show me can you stream it anywhere dont kill it yet its more fun to go slow please show meeeee
>>703411279
Oh god. I'm not watching that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdt0DalVRr4
Griffith here
This is said food I munched on
>>703410776
great cant wait
i will be better dont worry
challenjour will be ours
>>703411344
wait really? you drank that? isnt that really bad for you?
i guess thats why you stopped
>>703411399
>>703411488
Yes Mi Liu we know
>>703411515
>>703411307
>>703411263
I enjoy these a lot, post more.
>>703411297
kurome show me show me show me
>>703411567
>>703411263
>>703411307
Lazy.
>>703411488
No?
>>703411516
I found this and found it cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhKRipzWdbM
I'm going to go now. Peace world
>>703410442
It's a meme.
>I like ear rape sometimes, it makes me kek.
>>703411344
It can carry a 16 round mag irl, and a 32, but if it was 32 it would be OP as shit because for some unholy reason it's accurate as shit and you can slap an ACOG on the fucker.
>Mfw watching video on Mac 11 for fun
>"This is my carry gun."
KEK.
>Be me, innahood
>A bunch of Dindu American start following me.
>Corner me in an alley
>Ask for my money
>Reach for my wallet.
>Grab mac-11 instead
>Spray 32 rounds right at the Dindu's
Gotta keep the hood safe yo.
>>703411567
Wew Lad.
>>703411516
Heard you liked 'cheese pizza'
>>703411427
See
>>703411515
>>703411297
First I gotta make a sacrificial circle with the kanji for kurome on it
>>703411577
>challenjour
I got placed silver this season, from plat.. Imagine from a new account
>>703411647
I feel he's been messing with ya for a while now
>>703411675
That's pretty cute. But you know how I am with 5 year old girls.
See ya.
>>703411684
I actually like it, but it's understandable why you wouldn't.
>>703411790
Where'd you hear that?
>>703411796
Welcome back.
>>703411795
Oops wrong order
See >>703411297
>>703411567
Fat fuck
>>703411790
Oh wow """"""""""""cheese pizza"""""""""""" (wink wink) :^) yeah you must be such an oldfag
>>703411795
kurome please stream it kurome pleas can i tell you what to do please
>>703411810
I hope not
>>703411894
Lemme hook you up. I know a guy, see?
>>703411937
Oh I am got the cheesest:^)
>>703412073
kek
>>703412118
Gook
Fuck it got me in the face and ran away. It's hiding under my bed
>take a screenshot in Warframe
>try to save it to steam cloud or whatever the fuck
>computer crashes
Fuck you steam.
![Syndra [177].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQkNTpj.jpg "Syndra [177].jpg")
>>703411383
What else did you expect?
But dont worry, there is more waiting for you Rin.
>>703409730
You will have to wait a bit longer.
Because im off for now. Night little boat.
>>703412073
I already got a guy.
>>703411675
Goodbye beautiful.
I have return, with pizza
>>703412290
>playing warframe on Potatobook air
>try to screenshot
>potato crashes
>>703412388
Is it cheese?
>>703412487
Do I look like Dio to you?
>>703411684
/r/ing top 5 real goblin sightings
>>703411596
Fuck you I was just about to put that in
>>703411577
I sucked it it of the end of pens I would chew on.It can't be that baf for you, I'm perfectly fine (not really, but I don't think ink did anything to me).
>>703411894
Wait are you a pedo?
>>703412388
What kind?
How's y'alls night ?
Gonna go for a while again be back on later
>>703412621
Pepperoni
So what are you all up too, people?
>>703412348
I should finish Mitsudomoe, it was a pretty nice show
>>703408939
I literally finished playing League and saw thread ended, so I made a new one.
Calm down.
>>703412259
its ok buddy hit it enough to mess it up but make sure not to kill it you can post pics right?
>>703412259
Fuck this
I nearly lost an eye.
I'm going to hunt it.
I put a collar on it and set it loose. Giving it a days head start
>>703412420
I am at least on a baked potato. And seriously I have no idea what caused the crash.
Temperature is fine, and my ram is barely being touched.
Katsura Kotarou claim
alright sleep time for me
i always enjoy you all but i still need to have stable schedule
goodnight everyone
>>703412857
Bitch I'm running on a P-p-p-powerbook!
>>703412721
>Not Hawaiian
Pleb tier as fuck
>>703412739
Debating between masturbating and sleeping.Either one has a 50/50 chance of getting rid of my headache but I'm being lazy.
>>703413010
Good night Tsun Yun
>>703411894
Yeah, its not my thing, I like more structure in my music.
>>703412621
Kek.
>>703412739
Outside of Siege, listening to some They Might Be Giants ^^
What about you?
>>703413010
Looks like I'll take over next thread
Have a good night!
>>703413127
That's just you know, like your opnion man
>>703413010
goodnight
>>703412721
the best
>>703413010
Aw come now, its only 433 for you!
>>703412843
you killed me it hurts i was so excited I rushed through my shower are you sure you cant get him a good wack might stun it
>>703413010
gnight
>>703413280
Akame knows best~
Calamity-masu'd
Just got done with performances and unexpected lion dancing
Holy fuck those things are like saunas
It doesn't help the fact they were using make shift flame throwers so the lions can burn something. My lion almost got burned.
Anyways, how are your guys night?
>>703412621
No...
>>703412694
Good.
>>703412739
Should listen to some music.
>>703413010
Goodnight.
>>703413128
That's odd, considering you listen to electronic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZQJnWA1lJI
>>703413127
That is a really difficult choice.
>>703413128
Watchin' Space Jam on stream.
>>703413118
K
>>703413400
Been rolling trips almost ALL ONCE TONIGHT for lewds and not a single person has posted lewds except for the coal shiner Mugi. Disappointing to be honest fam.
>>703413400
I'm quite alright.
>>703413543
What would you listen too?
>>703408602
this is trips
I'm taking my my waifu
>>703413368
I'm having some for tomorrow's lunch~
>>703413734
Something on my very expansive backlog of music. Probably DJ Shadow's Entroducing.
I think I'm gonna
Sleep Early guys m
Goodnight
>>703414000
Goodnight.
>>703413968
Aww yeah!
>>703413543
Electronic is a big word, it's almost like saying acoustic music. There's a million electronic genres that are based on structure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcxH6uB0STg
>>703413245
Hawaiian is the best, and that's a fact
>>703413400
>Flamethrowers and lions
What the fuck?
>>703413543
OK
>>703413548
I think I'm going to compromise and lay down and just play with myself instead
>>703413590
I mean you'd make trips guy happy
>>703413592
Nice to hear
I'm so excited, my little sis is coming over tomorrow for my birthday! I really love her. She's so cute and small. I can't believe she's only 11. She's implied that she wants my cock. Maybe i can steal her pantsu.
Should I steal them while she's sleeping?
>>703414325
Hawaii ruined pizza
>>703414325
>Hawaiian is the best
Ew.
>>703413543
Kek. True.
>Mfw Pranked!
>>703413548
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
>Space Jam is my shit yo.
>>703414409
Heresy
I love you all but Im tired.
I want to leave before I get sappy
Ill see you tomorrow
>>703414521
Hawaii is discount Asia
>>703414325
Lion dance gets crazy sometimes
>I fucking love it
>>703414572
Night
>>703414328
Nah. Anytime we roll trips and he fails he gets melancholic.
>>703414325
Lol no
>>703414572
>Pee, i have to pee
Can I drink it?
>>703414356
Your Waifu will try to steal your imouto's panties from off of her, only to discover that your imouto wears panties with your Waifu on them. You will happen to be witnessing all of this, and it will be incredibly awkward.
If this post ends in an even, your imouto will grow up to be a hateful social recluse, and blame it on you and your Waifu.
If odd, imouto will cuck you for your Waifu.
>>703414356
Stop
>>703414409
>>703414506
>Pineapple
>Canadian bacon
What's not to love?The fact that it doesn't have BBQ sauce instead of pizza sauce?The fact that it doesn't have hundreds of vegetables?
>>703414600
What the fuck were you doing
>>703414356
if she is staying over night you can try or just take a wiff straight from the source
>>703414506
The pizzafag has spoken.
Chicken pizza is my favourite one, then bolognese and roman (not entirely sure on this translation).
Rate my taste.
>>703414726
we get it
you are trying to fuck with esdeath
now piss off its getting annoying
>>703413590
wait you had trips?
>>703414736
The fact that you don't put fucking pineapple on a pizza.
Maybe it's because I'm italian and I prefer traditional pizza, but like, fruit? Seriously?
>>703414827
0/10
>>703414869
Cheese is a fruit
>>703414276
I was just poking fun at him. I'm more indifferent about the genre.
>>703414572
Goodnight.
~Mittens Shiro
>>703414937
Is mayonnaise a instrument?
>>703414866
Like two threads ago.
>>703414736
>Canadians ruined bacon
>>703414869
the japanese put a lot more crazy shit in theirs
>>703415006
I just posted them for fun
