waifu claim >no erp >no rp >no lewd >no esdeath
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waifu claim
>no erp
>no rp
>no lewd
>no esdeath hateing
>don't remember the rest
>>703403782
Not tonight, but later, most definatly!
>>703403862
Wat?
On a seperate note...
QOTT How do you make a fork, for I only now realize that I lack one
still here
>>703403829 (akute)
blame the random dude man
easiest way to cope with the loss
>>703403913 (chelsea)
the netherlands, the last boxing match i saw was olympic games but that felt kinda retarded
they only showed dutch fights and they suck
>>703404004 (tomoko)
ah ofc that makes sense
how low are the temps, in general?
>>703404196 (galil)
oh ofc
gonna take a painkiller? or chill out?
>>703404492
You poor soul
>>703404396
>no esdeath hateing
Bitch, you know you love it.
Dio-sama...
>>703404396
No lewd? Well if there were still some doubts about wether you were mentally challenged or not, clearly it has been confirmed right before my eyes.
>>703404633
dont recall really but its pretty low
Rumia claimed
>>703404682
Then post Dio lewds
>>703404396
Why would I hate the esdese?
Only for lewd reasons I would
>>703404682
Lord Dio has spoken
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>703403641
Its not as bad as you thing.
>>703403782
Just remeber to press Q and press Q again.
Thats abour all you need for basics.
>>703403653
I should probuably try sleeping again.
Its 4am already.
>>703404589
You take a spork and remove the spoon part.
Miho claimed
>>703404673
saber and tomko only you can keep going
>>703404784
not you other might some how I attracked actually shitposters
>>703404760
If you insist.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703397820
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
I hate you nerds so fucking much
>>703405011
wanna ERP?
>>703404923
The world was macaroni and so i took a bite out of a shed
I like these rules, but you need to add Galil a best
>>703404633
I'm just going to drink some ice water and turn off my music
>>703405011
nice tummy can I lie on it and listen
To bad mine beats all your weeb shit.
such a toast.
>>703405011
Why wont you send me to detention~?
>>703404268 [chelsea]
I've tried to give up on this game for so long but I'm still here playing it somehow..
>>703404633
I died as much as him
rias gremory claimed
>>703405011
Tsundere
>>703405113
It's decided, post waifu bellies
claimed.
>>703405165
I have rough times on Destiny yet I still play
claimed
WCT in a nutshell
goose best waifu
>>703405208
I personally like Akeno a lot more.
>>703405248
No one wants to see this heretical flesh, scum.
>>703404655
kill me right?
what you up to?
>>703404589
i meant that picture but forgot to add
use a spoon and knife together
it pretty much covers the usages of a fork
>>703404717
oh okay. well you better snuggle up with your pillow
>>703404866
wait if you press q you do the killing right?
i will try to do that
>>703405085
allright cool, the music you like is pretty bad for you head i can see why it gives you a headache kek
>>703405165
sssh he died first, it was his fault to get jayce snowballing
>>703405335
eat thai nigger
>>703405248
Just post lewds for these trips
>>703404866
Might be a good idea.
What happens if I say I don't like Esdeath?
>>703405011
I love Tats voice in the dub. Its so cute. I wanna throat fuck her until her voice gets all raspy. Maybe then will start cleaning her feet and armpits. Next she will cut me open and sew herself inside of me and live off of me.
>>703405478
I kill you
>>703405425
You posted it anyways, tsundere Dio <3
>>703405437
its not a person it doesnt give warmth
obviously karen
>>703405478
He'll dox you, find you, cut off your right hand and dispose of the rest of your body. He'll then walk around with your right hand in his pocket for a while until it rots too much and he'll end up disposing of the hand too, all so that he can sleep peacefully.
>>703405523
>when you unironcailly enjoy Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" and you hear it on the radio and everyone else gets upset
>>703405348
haha xd
Except you forgot the whole waifu thing
>>703404866
I believe you are taking my inquiry and are taking it literally.
Most illogical
>>703405437
If only I had the two, I would do so quite quickly
I believe these kiddie scissors will do as a fork
>>703405592
I was talking about you, of course I would post Dio's greatness.
>>703405437
All music is bad for your head.I might turn on some white noise though, because my tinnitus is almost as bad.
>>703405478
You get gangbanged
And if you like getting gangbanged, you turn into a nigger.
>>703405777
Wasted trips.
>>703405680
When you can spell
>>703405585
https://youtu.be/EjCN3ZZjvFI
I hate myself so fucking much
Saber claim I'm back
>>703405478
He'll enter full tard rage mode
>>703405011
Okay and?
>>703404866
How so?
>>703405437
Deciding wether to play Runescape or Destiny
>>703405868
>when you mistakenly misspell a word that isn't really a word
Unironically embarrassed.
>>703405907
Me too
Want to meet up and noose together?
>>703405945
No punchline, just something I used to say
>>703405907
>that pouty face
You may be, but I can't
>>703405648
its a lot more comfy though
just roll into your blanket and its great
>>703405696
you have no silverware at all?
i think it will be one hell of a mess.
>>703405814
i guess but i like listening to classical music when i feel bad.
>>703405979
i mean you can play both right?
you got a whole day still.
>>703405467
In a minute.
>>703406152
Kek you got me though
>>703405324
It's worth it for the long and close games. Just doesn't happen often to me
>>703405437
I sucked in lane too but whatever games over
>>703406152
You didn't answer me
>>703405901
I'm confused
Death Grips is a good band btw
>>703406153
True, there's still halos 1-4 I need to play on legendary for an armor set on halo 5
>>703406319
All we could do is keep on fighting
'sup guys~
![Syndra [185].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3TR1qZ5.jpg "Syndra [185].jpg")
>>703405696
Am i?
It seemed like a good idea.
>>703405945
I do take care of my SS.
>>703406485
First time I heard Death Grips I was legitimately confused if this was a real group or a parody.
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST IT GOES IT GOES
>GUILLOTIIIIIINE
>ah.
post tummys you would listen too
>>703406153
I don't really like classical, I need lyrics and drums.
>>703406644
That's still not very descriptive
>>703406704
>>703406704
I felt like insulting you for a moment there, but as I was about to type something I remembered that whatever I could say couldn't possibly reduce you to something smaller than what you already are.
>>703405901
>>703406685
>>703406485
>death grips
Ew.
>>703405907
Me too, I hate me too!
They are an idiot!
>>703406153
Actually, it is working strangely well
>>703406644
A wonderful idea, If I had a spork.
But for now, my instrument is the scissor
>>703406319
>Just doesn't happen often to me
wait prev game was just that
also yea i was just joking around we are just playing for fun right?
>>703406509
wait really thats a thing?
i didnt know this but thats great, i love when they reward you for stuff like that
>>703406745
i understand it doesnt work for everyone but it calmes me down a lot
never listened to any white noise though, why is it calming for you?
if you know
>>703406406
ERP? Sure. Who will you be?
>>703406685
I got you
https://youtu.be/GwR7FDZjv6I
>>703406485
I know
>>703406704
Teach me your secrets, chocolate tummy
Eru Claim!
Whats up?
>Esdeath made thread? Wew.
>>703406704
>>703406745
Classical has drums.
By the way. It's called PERCUSSION, not drums
>>703406896
>says the one who doesn't like Gorillaz or Queen
>>703406896
https://youtu.be/dvtdo6RTwz4
>>703406958
Hello, Eru~
>>703406896
I guess I should mention that I did not like them.
>>703406946
Oh. Dear. Lord. Stahp. Delet this.
what is this anime in OP's pic and is there more femdom stuff in it?
>>703406939
I only played through Halo 1 and 2 once.. yeah this is gonna be fun
>>703406909
oh really?
its crazy how drunk minds make stuff like that work
i remember i once made hamburgers on a campfire with just some metal bars
>>703406958
whats up man
how was lab class?
>>703407162
oh shit nostalgia incomming
have fun man
i remember 1 being pretty difficult
>>703406958
Anything wrong with esdese you punk?
>>703406896
kill yourself
>>703406704
>tfw i have multiple pics of this tummy
>>703407144
アカメヶã‚ル
>>703406808
I don't think Syndra has really told me to do anything.
Not a very slavey slave.
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>703406808
The rest is for you to find out.
Wouldnt you like atleast a sample?
>>703407162
PLAY FUCKING HALO REACH BEFORE 1
REACH IS BEFORE HALO 1
>>703407260
I'm more worried about getting lost than the enemies itself, ez plasma pistol/Magnum combo
>>703406509
It's what we do
>>703406939
Yeah that game was really sick when you carried I wish games turned out like this more often
>ofc we play for funsies
ESDEATH IS A POTATO
>>703407381
Calm down cunt
>>703407392
Halo Reach
Halo 1
Halo 2
Halo 3
Halo 3: ODST
Halo 4
Halo 5: Guardians
>>703407507
IT WILL RUIN THE STORY
>>703407122
Taiga! How goes it?
>>703407260
Pretty good, I'm just hanging out right now, gonna play some siege later!
>I sat next to a cute girl in lab, it was fun, I have her email now cause of a test thingy we did for the lab.
>>703407296
Nah, Esdeath is cool, I just never expected him to make thread.
>>703407381
I played all of Halo before, replaying 1-4 on the master queef collection for a special armor in halo 5
>>703407419
Just try remember its just a game, avoid salty
>>703404717
Cum cum cum, there's cum on your face
Cum cum cum, cum all over the place
>>703406685
>>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST IT GOES IT GOES
>>GUILLOTIIIIIINE
>>ah.
Holy shit is this real?
>>703406939
Its just comforting, like a stuffed animal or so something.
Especially crackling fire or beach noises.
>>703406958
Hey Doc, how's it going?
>>703407046
That's like saying an F150 is called an automobile, not an F150.
>>703406958
Not much. A bit bored, should listen to some music.
How about you?
>>703407046
I never said that I don't like Gorillaz, and the Queen thing was just a joke.
>>703407296
Not yet.
>>703407642
It is real. No The Best in it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
>>703406946
Wonderful.
I'll be esdeath
>>703407642
Not exactly, I memed a bit.
>>703407487
>mobile
>>703407642
Drums are Dums
What my band teacher told me in the 80s
>>703407642
I'm doing pretty good, gonna play siege soon. Siege is so much fun, tbh I didn't expect a lot.
>L85A2 can carry hard in the right hands.
>>703407685
Pretty good ^^ I think I'm gonna listen to some music too
>>703407609
I'm good, chilling on stream and you?
>>703407769
You can almost SMELL the cigarette smoke in that car.
>>703407296
thats a good thing anon
>>703407483
im human
>>703407487
why is that a meme its not even as bad as the others
>>703407303
>>703407316
Interesting but still waiting for trips
>>703407778
ITS A TRAP
>>703407483
Not wrong
>>703407612
i tri
>>703407769
itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoes
>>703407778
Great.
I'll sleep. You jack off into a cup and bring it to me tomorrow.
Sleep tight~
>>703407260
A wonderful idea!
Scissorrs are just like any metallic instrument.
Very similar to a beginners chopsticks
>>703404682
Lord.
>>703407392
getting lost?
yea the guns were broken in that game, dude you make me wanna play again but i have no xbox or anything
i am gonna look for a download soon
>>703407419
yea me too but i end up feeding most times, but ranked games like that kill my nerves
>>703407483
YOU TALKIN SHIT BOIII?
>>703407609
damn we got another player in here
good shit, you play a lot of siege?
>>703407642
kek if you say so
might give it a try
i always listen to a hairdryer while sleeping maybe that counts?
>>703407936
Nice. I think I'm going to listen too Entroducing by DJ Shadow, how about you?
>>703407986
Just smells like pag champa to me. To be fair, I did light some incense though.
>>703408193
That outfit looks great on Izuru.
>>703408167
Wonderful
Goodnight~
>>703408251
Nag champa, not pag.
![Ayase [54].png](https://i.imgur.com/KCVaGV2.png "Ayase [54].png")
Internet has FINALLY started to clear up, can post images again (hopefully consistently this time)
Good to see some new faces since I was last able to post, hi all.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703407303
I'll think of something soon.
>>703408060
So you dont even want a sample?
>>703407918
Saved it from another anon, fag
>>703408333
I haven't seen you in a while. How've you been?
>>703408361
Go to bed.
>>703407950
Eating some left over pizza, its good stuff. Gonna carry hard with my L85A2 in Siege again!
>I got that 5.56 bullet keychain
>I used a booster that lasts for 7 days, dunno where I got it though. Kek.
>>703408200
I recently started, I didn't expect a whole lot because Ubisoft's reputation, but its really good, servers are still Ubishit quality, but they're getting better ^^
>>703408251
Probably gonna listen to some MDK.
>>703408333
>Checked.
Hi ^^
>>703408333
ayase bby~
comes back with trips nice one
>>703408333
Hello second best girl.
>>703408167
Goodnight beautiful
>>703408620
no nonononono
