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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703199870
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>703206174
>Abandon all electronics
Couldn't do it, I'd hang myself in the woods, kek.
>Live in the woods for 10 years
COULD do that, would become sneaky ninja hobo that steals food from campers and bathes in a creek and steals gas for his generator.
>>703206081
Whats gud?
Here?
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
>>703206449
Still here bruh, since yo don't answer me.
Claiming Felix
>>703206539
What's the haps, noose?
here
>>703206298
>>703206174
Jew.
>>703206203
>>703206405
Doing perfectly fine, man. Doing good in school and stuff and someone is making me very happy. How about you?
>>703206271
str8 ppl should die xd
>>703206449
Music Taiga?
>>703206378
Not much my dude, just hanging around here until it's time to do something.
>>703206614
pretty good, having fun as always.
>>703206662
hello poster, I belivie we did not met before.
>>703206585
Because you missed my point, both times I tried. Sorry bb.
Claiming Yui Hirasawa Senpai
>>703206662
Yeah that's me. 'Sup Karen?
>>703206717
I've been watching you post, I don't think I know you either.
still here
>>703206662
>someone is making me very happy.
Wow sounds great,could you tell me who?teachers or classmates?
I'm OK and I will just sleep after taking a shower
>>703206730
Listen here, I know that you were there before me, but I still really love her and I can let trips win for the love of my life for three consecutive years...
>>703206882
well then, this is a hello from me. hope that we`ll get to know each other in those threads.
>>703206360
Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.
You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
And I can go on an on about how much cancer you are, and that's why circlejerking are dying.
You just know to complain, you huge cuck that you are.
You're the cancer that 4chan is talking about.
You're the faggot who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, even if he is.
>>703206662
Same basically.
Half an hour before I leave to get McDongs and go to my lab class
Hey y'all
>>703206832
Happy to see you again my dude, how're things been going for you?
>>703206893
It's a secret.
You're going to sleep soon? What time is it for you?
>>703207004
Yeah sure, nice to meet you.
>>703207092
Ah alright, where are you from again?
>>703207265
Secret?OK I got it
now…OMG it is about 2:30 now!I must take a shower!
>>703207113
Rubes, mah love
>>703206956
I understand that, but this is how these threads work.
>>703207265
Passed the first semester of my course, still struggling to make any music that I can feel proud of. I did make some nice synth presets though!
You just started I recall? How's it going?
>>703207265
My waifu or me? Cause my Waifu is from Upotte. I'm from the states ^^
>>703207113
Hello~
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>703207113
Hey Ruby
>>703207512
>>703206956
You can both just post, there are like, two or three tomo posters.
>>703207608
I'm just being cold because of how hostile they were being, that's all.
>>703207688
Oh, kekeroni
>>703207608
Not enough to be honest
>>703207443
Hey hey, no need to blush there. I'm not that good~
>>703207544
Hey! What's up?
>>703207577
>I feel observed
How's life?
Boo-boo.
>>703207846
>>703207936
>>703207608
I do have no problem about tha, actually... but he doesn't sound too open about it.
>>703207833
What are you talking about? You're the bees knees, not any kind of knees!
>>703207081
Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because
everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody
should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable
insights.
You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you
behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.
>>703208000
Nice get!
>>703208119
Sorry about that, I don't want anyone to think that I'm hostile in any way.
>>703207833
Not much, just waiting to leave essentially, I've got all my shit together, and I found another dollar in my pants ^^
>>703208063
Compromise is definitely a good idea.
>I don't remember if it was you, or the other one that I talked to.
>>703207833
Life is good, thinking about buying an MPX tomorrow
On the bus now, I won't be able to talk at school since my 4g shit can't connect to my phone that well there
Waifu faggot thread GTFO
>>703208268
Thanks.
>>703208341
have a great school day felix
>>703207400
Sleep tight dude.
>>703207512
It's going great so far, got a 70% scholarship and shit so I'm working harder now to keep grades up. Feels good dude.
Glad to hear things are going good on your end, sad that you can't show us nothing yet, will be waiting for that day.
>>703207544
Ah alright, I was asking about you.
>>703207892
It's that guy
>>703208280
Just look at my poster name, if you ever get confuse! I'm the one you talked to babe.
>>703208102
Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because
everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody
should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable
insights.
You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you
behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.
>>703208427
I'm always "that guy" no matter where i am.
Also great scholarship. Good job.
>>703208427
Oh, well to be more specific I live in Idaho, its a really nice place for guns, and my school is really cool too.
>MFW My signature assignment for my anatomy class is to watch House MD and write a paper on the accuracy
>>703208282
MPX looks nice
>I wanna get an L85A2, and a SKS
>and a Galil
>I'm starting a long list.
>>703208441
File names, gotcha!
So outside of this whole thing, whats going on?
>>703208063
M-My knees? What are you even implying?
Also, you should share. I know the rules are not exactly being followed by sharing, but it's right there. If a waifu is claimed she can't be claimed by anyone else. Honestly, sharing is your best option (it's also what you're doing right now).
Lots of us have been there. I've been there, Yuno's been there, Shinoa, Mami, etc. It happens. Just get along!
>>703208280
Leave? Where to?
>>703208282
MPX as in the console, the gun, or what?
>I'm sorry, I'm dumb and sleepy~
>>703208102
>taking time to edit the pasta
Claiming the baka!
>>703208784
good choice
it's her special day today
>>703208774
Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because
everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody
should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable
insights.
You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you
behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.
>>703208441
Yeah well, I'll most likely always be image.jpg filenames, because iOS is terrible. I mean, even jailbreaking it didn't help with anything. Userscript loader doesn't work post iOS 8.
>>703208427
One day I will, I hope. I have terrible motivation.
>>703208837
Nice feet
>>703208837
why are you posting that picture. I dont understand it. please explain.
>>703208774
Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.
You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
And I can go on an on about how much cancer you are, and that's why circlejerking are dying.
You just know to complain, you huge cuck that you are.
You're the cancer that 4chan is talking about.
You're the faggot who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, even if he is.
>>703208711
Nothin' much. Just came home, had some groceries to do. And you?
>>703208751
It was a RWBY's reference bby~ And yeah, I'm all about that! I do like that way better than just being at war with him. Honestly, he seems like a nice fellow who does have real good taste for waifus, since she's the same.
>>703208751
Gonna go to a lab class today, I was hoping for some cool anatomy stuff
>Its fuckin microbiology crap
>>703209291
Going to a lab now for my Anatomy class, seeya later ^^
>>703209271
>taking the time to go back to archive and screenshot my post.
>being such a newfag and not knowing about the old /animu/ pasta
>>703209372
See ya later, hun!
>>703208837
There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?
Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha
Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a 4chan pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.
I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh thats right did i fail to mention?
You live with your mother
You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.
She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"
You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be
>>703209116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q9S0PHzmpn
>>703208711
I've got a 10 mile list already, and all kinds of new shit coming out
>>703208751
Gun
>>703209532
explosion.jpg.wav.ogg
>>703210078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1anOPGCYGan
>>703208612
Thanks Yuuko.
And don't worry, I'm that other guy.
>>703208711
You're a big gun guy?
All seasons of house?
>>703208894
Eh, it'll happen, you got it in you, just make sure to come back here and show me when you do.
>>703209532
He actually vocarood the entire thing the absolute madman.
>>703209291
Ah, I'm sorry. I'm sleepy and getting some work done, so I missed it
>also I forgot that was even in the show
Well, I'm glad you guys are getting along then!
>>703209372
Hey, hey, you listen now, microbiology is awesome! I don't know, but I've always liked it, so I'm ordering you to enjoy it, Can you do that? Alright, you better do!
>>703210036
Do you use them (shooting range and whatnot) or do you collect them or something?
>>703210197
he really did, what a legend
>>703210376
what is the deal with the feet, I dont get it. that link was just some guy reading the pasta. it didnt help at all.
>>703210491
You gotta lurk moar to get it
>>703210609
I suppose that might help. thank you kind poster.
>>703210491
Its a meme you dip
>>703210197
You get the fancier title~
I should have known.
>>703210480
ill do requests sometime when my hand isnt a shit
>>703210741
after a post from the Karen poster, I now understand it, but thank for your input.
>>703210311
>getting along
I don't really know about that, but I do hope!
>>703210863
>>703210704
>
>>703210756
We can switch titles if you want.
>>703211109
Handmedowns...
I'm use to those~
the banter in this is intense
>>703211109
> >
could you elaborate?
>>703211242
i really think you have to lurk a little more
Tomoko claimed
>>703211242
Nice rope
>>703211358
I am in process of "learing by i interacting" right now, fellow poster.
>>703211518
thank you Yuuko poster.
>>703210311
Depends on the gun tbh
>>703211584
that isnt how the fourth channel works, newfriend
but if it suites you thats fine
>>703211803
it does suit me, as I can interact with this great thread.
O SHIT LAD IT'S 4:20 AEST
>>703212023
Oh shit lad go fuck yourself
>>703212089
ですか？
>>703212184
Speaka da ingly
>>703212279
D
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K
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>>703212425
NO HABLA ESPAÑOL
>>703212627
BOKU NO NAMIEWA NANDESUKA MOTHERFUCKER?
>>703212627
Aucun français?
>>703212747
>>703212769
WAS SAGEN SIE WEIBCHEN
>>703212870
>>703212870
что ебать ты сука
>>703213324
There are waifus in this thread?
>>703213440
はい motherfucker
>>703213440
>>703213580
>>703213563
You two be friends now
Make nice and smile.
>>703213580
>>703211242
It means look at the picture.
>>703211208
Rip, what else got handed down to you?
>>703213768
is modern art yes?
>>703214028
Hello, who are you?
>>703214104
Mostly father's hands came down to me~
>>703214237
Better than most. At least in has some meaning behind it.
>>703214294
Watashi wa Marui Hitoha
>>703214104
I mean, I get the premise, but they are not nice. they look like cats feet.
>>703206262
Claimed
Your waifus are faggots
>>703215018
hey pretty boy, whatcha drinkin?
>>703214949
H
E
R
E
S
Y
>>703214949
I was giving you a hug because you told me thank you.
>>703215063
I love you.
>>703215102
Colored water
>>703214328
Did they get passed on to you or did he use them on you?
>>703214611
That is a rather long name.
>>703215111
Holy shit are those trips?
>>703215018
isnt this like a school shooter? well I guess everyone has thier own tastes in people, and loved ones.
>>703215111
oh, ok. now I understand. sorry for my ignorance on this matter. also nice trips.
>>703215214
The hands would only pass by me if i was fast enough~
If not they would be on.
>>703215295
Woah! I guess they are!
>>703215337
No problem, thanks!
>>703215337
its an hero
>>703215394
Did you enjoy it?
>>703215257
The "Watashi wa" Isn't apart of the name.
How are you doing?
>>703215421
かわいいいいいいい！
>>703215553
ill shoot up your school
>>703215421
I guess he does good pretty nice in that picture. no homosexual feeling involved of course.
>>703215488
I smiled throughout it all and haven't stopped since~
>>703215516
You're doing great <3
>>703215186
do you like it? do u want to try drinking something diffrent????
>>703215516
I'm doing okay. I would have preferred having had classes today but they got cancelled yesterday I guess. You?
https://youtu.be/eLZXIXLoDjAU
>>703215651
no.
>>703215642
k no homo m8
>>703215624
すごいいいいいいいいい！
>>703215257
It means "My name is Marui Hitoha"
>>703215645
How would you feel if someone else used their hands on you?
And would you mind if I pretended to be a little girl with a prosthetic leg while I did it?
>>703215687
T'aimes l'école assez pour espérer avoir des cours? O:
>>703215750
why not? :(
>>703215884
is this another school shooter?
>>703215687
I'm fine, I just woke up so I haven't really done anything yet besides drink coffee.
>>703215884
Because other drinks are for non school shooters
>>703216000
he is
>>703215819
That wouldn't stop the smiles.
That all sounds acceptable. Would you find a healthy girl and chop off her leg?
>>703216032
dont drink too much coffee, or you might suffer various problems with your heart. another way of waking oneself up is drinking tea or yerba mate.
>>703215707
Eh, not my kind of music. It was okay I guess though
>>703215868
Well, y faut que je paye pour prendre les cours, j'aimerais recevoir de quois pour les milles de dollars que je depense pour un education
>>703216032
Late morning? I don't think I've seen you here before.
>>703216298
youre a retard who reads buzzfeed if you believe that shit
>>703216308
Effectivement, c'est très important!
>>703216154
No no no! I'd be pretending to be such a girl.
You will have to brainwash yourself in order to believe it, friend. Otherwise this relationship isn't going to work out, sorry.
Aren't smiles good though?
>>703216308
What do you listen to, then?
>>703216298
Pussy, I have drank multiple cups of coffee every day since I was 9 and I ain't stopping now.
>>703216308
I have came here to claim for the last few days but I don't talk to people often.
Elliots gtg
>>703216592
I'm fine with living a lie.
Lets get married
>>703216439
I do not read buzzfeed, nor do you need to be such a rude person. there is no reason to insult others, its better to start a constructive dailogue
>>703216808
that is your choice, but Im just saying that too many cups of coffee a day may not be too healthy. but I will consider your input.
>>703216640
Various things, this is probably my favourite to listen to though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYOPQuhdoQM
>>703216808
Ah, I've mostly just claimed and then not payed much attentino to the thread unless someone replied to me
