Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>703217072
>>703216871
Peace dude
>>703216874
That sounds great, where should we get married? I'm muslim you know, you'll have to convert.
I'm a little girl in our relationship though so it's not gay, we're good.
>>703216931
Are you sad, Mr Noose? Why do you post the noose pictures?
still here
Still here as well!
hello agian, friends in the great thread.
>>703217201
Im not sad. Im posting noose to make people remember the worth of life and that we should care for it.
Claimed.
>>703217017
>Ah, I've mostly just claimed and then not payed much attentino to the thread unless someone replied to me
That's pretty much me, I always have a tab open to claim but don't participate that much.
>>703217072
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>>703217460
Post music.
>>703217558
>>703217528
its important to have social interaction in your life, or you might become alienated for other people.
>stellar claim
>>703217582
I do not know what kind of picture is that, but it looks adorable.
>>703217663
fuck off kike
>>703217201
And no one will ever suspect a thing under your robes.
I think we should get married under falling leaves in an Autumn forest.
I hope the 26 children we'll adopt will understand.
>i have to leave now, thanks for the conversation.
>>703217582
I'm watching some interviews right now, I'll probably post when I'm listening to it.
>>703217776
I am not of jewish descent, and I`d rather not be know as someone who is.
>>703217912
please follow directions for use on the back of the package
fucking jew
>>703217761
Hello there, I think we never had the chance to talk~
>>703217763
It's called a Gyate Gyate Ohayou. My favourite kind of picture. I have many variations for Karen.
Where are you from?
>>703217761
>muffled alcoholic noises can be heard in the distance
>>703217780
That sounds great, until next time, my illegal love.
Bye Yuuko.
>>703217865
Okay
waifu what do I have two potential loves one is taller but a little less good looking the other is great looking but short as hell the fuck do i do waifu
>>703217528
I'm just busy doing other things most of the time
>>703218073
I am from a country know as albania.
Such a beautiful story. The love between a narcoleptic japanese tank driver and an insomniac american skinhead.
Mako claimed.
>>703217663
I have horrible vision but have put off going to the eye doctor for years because I'm so socially anxious.
>>703218190
AKA fucking retardland
>>703218090
Follow your heart.
>>703218190
Do you like it there, friend?
>>703218307
Why are you pissed at this guy?
>>703218041
Why hello there~
I don't think we ever did. You're doing great I hope
>>703218073
>muffled explosions can be heard in the distance
>>703218414
its funny
Yuiko Claimed.
>>703218190
At least your flag is cool
>>703218294
that is not a good thing. but dont worry, its better to do something later then never. I belivie you will do it one day and break your anxiaity.
>>703218414
I dont really like it, but its probably becasue I never really visited the whole thing. Im living in a small town, and never left it, but 1 day I hope to leave it and see the whole country.
>>703218581
I do like the flag a lot, it looks good.
>>703218778
We have a brand of vodka with your flag on it. Pretty sick.
>>703218778
>albanian
are you serious?
on a scale of 1 to Serbian how patriotic are you?
And how come your country would be 55% albanian if you actually took all the territory you claim?
>>703218414
my heart just wants esdeath
>>703218478
I sure am? What about you?
>>703218778
the land of stolen cars and white niggers
what a shithole to live in, but i hope you stay there for your entire life
>>703218995
>on a scale of 1 to Serbian how patriotic are you?
>>703218955
I am happy that my country is know around the globe.
>>703218995
I like my country for the town where I live, but I dont really know too much about it, I never really used too much of history lessons we had back in school.
>>703219048
Well I'm doing great too
Went for a run with my dad, quality time
Where are you from?
>>703219493
nice feet
>>703219374
you aren't even getting mad
how high are you?
>>703219374
Just because I used to drink a lot. I'm trying to member the brand's name. Orloff or something like that
>>703219493
nice feet
>>703219592
he obviously isnt fluent in english because he is literal shit
Sup?
>>703219521
That's real nice to read! I'm from Canada, Québec to be more precise. May I ask you the same thing?
>>703219592
I am not getting mad becasue I understand that everyone has right to have an opinion.
>>703219594
it is still nice that someone knows it.
>>703219708
hello poster.
>>703219703
Stop bullying noose guy!
>>703219708
Hello.
What are you up to?
>>703219823
Well, sure.
>>703219863
bullying is cool
>>703219741
You and I are from the same place then
Small world~
>>703219025
What would Esdeath want you to choose?
>>703219863
that is not needed. they are expressing themselves, and that is a good thing.
Night
can short girls dominate and be mamas?
>>703220076
yES
>>703220277
boi
>>703220264
Good night.
>>703220274
Yes.
>>703220264
Sleep dont bedbugs well bite!
>>703220212
That's sooo cool! Nice to meet you then~
>>703220256
are you muslim, catholic or orthodox?
>inb4 none
if that's the case tell me what you were raised as
The tripfag finder is acting up again
>>703220274
hello agian queen poster.
>>703220477
my parents were catholic, but Im not really religious.
Hey, noose guy, I have a better deal for you.
Just claim a waifu from an anime and be a regular, id you're a new poster.
>>703220477
is literally being human garbage a religion?
>>703220555
check'd
>>703220425
You guys should meet up!
>>703220846
and fuck
https://youtu.be/VAokISyRL7M
>>703220567
Why is Bo Burnham killing himself
>>703220846
Jeez anon, d-don't make me blush
>>703220567
oh hello noose
>>703220366
I would have to bend to kiss her I dont know if I want butterface or shortiy
>kill me
Why the fuck have a waifu
when you could have a perfectly trained pet negro
>>703220598
I do not want to claim an anime girl, as I canme here to make people remember that thier life is precious and they should care for it and themselves.
>>703220932
I do not know the invidual you are talking about.
As always.
>>703220366
Can you stop making me jealous with all your ohayous?
>
>>703220425
Hope we get along nicely~
>>703220846
That's an idea :^)
>>703221019
What's wrong, Taiga?
>>703221086
He's a comedian.
https://youtu.be/6-FIO7geoFY
>>703221445
I understand. sadly I cant help you as I do not know his reason to end his life.
>>703221145
I hope the same thing! But we must be aware, there's some people who can understand french in here, scawyyy~
>>703221312
Nothin' really, it's quite a good idea you gave! Thx~
>>703221723
The person in the picture looked like him.
Hitler claimed :3
>>703221894
oh I understand now.
>>703221121
>always
Don't you ever want to spice things up?
>>703221772
They can understand French, but can they understand the Québec dialect~?
Must be hard to read for people that learned French as a second language
>>703222101
Truly wonderful claim you make, anon
>>703221121
>rattle
>>703221058
Niggers are perfect pets
SmokyCat claimed :3
XD
>>703222534
Let's try then! Fek, sik tu as fais de bon avec ton papa aujourd'hui, si chpeux t'le demander la.
>>703222782
Triple 2
>>703221121
As expected
ok my friends in the great thread, I`ll be leaving now. thank you for your time here.
>>703223401
Thanks for HANGING out with us
>>703222903
On a juste fait nos douchebag comme des tabarnak, training à fond là~
Pis toé l'gros? Fait kekchoses de bon aujourd'hui?
>>703223401
Goodbye noose guy
>>703223502
Nice
>>703223401
>>703223566
>Nice get
I'll be here all night!
>>703222475
No. Not these things, at least.
>>703222534
Hi Discount Beard.
>Rattles
>>703223120
hmm?
>>703222903
Gah! What kind of monkey speak is that?
>>703223401
See you space cowboy.
>>703223566
Po grand chose, je suis allé au resto avec ma soeur pis mon beau-frère, c'tait chill.
>>703223502
Kek.
>>703223775
Don't bully me nice language.
Good night.
>>703223707
Why? Posting the same thing gets stale after a while, at least that's what I think of it.
I'm not cut out for avatarfagging
>>703224373
*pats the kitty*
yo yo yo friends
>>703224032
I'll bully you, your language, your country, your family, your friends and your pets, bitch!
I AM GOD!
>>703224683
Welp, I'm fucked.
>>703223699
>no u
I'll try to be here longer than usual~
>>703223707
Hello cute loli bote
Just woke up?
>>703223775
Don't bully such a nice language
>>703224032
C'est bein beau ça, passer du temps en famille.
>>703224683
https://youtu.be/_iqDrtuPYkk
>>703224510
YOOOOOOOOO!
>>703224878
Vraiment, c totalement un truc que je considère important, la famille!
>>703224510
Hello there qt!
>>703224835
>>703224878
MWA HA HA HA! FEAR ME!
>>703224464
Having something predictable is nice. That said, i'm not necessarily posting the same thing anyways. Interacting with people is unpredictable enough to satisfy me.
>>703224878
Yup. Not quite fully awake.
How're you?
>>703225053
<3
>>703225149
hi! how are you friend?
>>703225462
Interacting with people is such a hassle though
Helpfully people don't interact with me most of the time, which means I can focus on posting pics I like instead
>Mfw earbuds broke
I have a pair of cheap headphones, but the quality is really fucking shit
Claimed, desu~
>>703225612
Pretty good and you? What's up?
>>703226010
Hey there bby~
>>703225149
Faut la chérir, c'est précieux ça
Pis à part de ça, qu'est-ce tu fais de bon dans la vie?
>>703225235
Fite me
>>703225462
I had a light hangover when I woke up, because le drunk Ama at birthday
But a run fixed me up, so I'm alright.
>>703226278
Fucking elitist get out
:^)
>>703226410
WORT WORT WORT, desu.
>>703225958
hello friend, i acknowledge your plead for interaction
>>703226338
im p good too, watching gochiusa with alice right now and its great
These headphones really fucking suck, I'd be better off not listening to music at all.
>>703226338
Hello.
>Only Felix can call me bb
>>703226718
Hello scary human
Saber claim
>>703226278
Desu
>>703217072
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
>>703226510
WORT WORT WORT
>>703227219
Heya R.. Saber, how goes?
>>703226410
Je ne fais pas grand chose, je suis en sabbatique, mais je gardes quelque personnes handicapées et déficientes mentalement! Et toi?
>>703226718
I started it recently! I'm at episode 3 tho~ The moe in that is over 9000!
>>703227113
Mah real name's Felix. It makes you mah babe.
>>703225958
To each their own. You obviously want some form of social interaction, otherwise you wouldn't be here, no?
>>703226410
Well good thing you're feeling better.
>>703227432
>R...
REEEEEEEE
Doing pretty good and you
>Cute image
>>703227219
Howdy saber~
>>703227432
The elites will take over again, desu!
>>703227440
Only the guy who claims Felix is allowed to call me bb
>>703227821
Welp, that makes me sad...a little.
>>703227139
how goes things fellow scary human?
>>703227440
yeah its really cute, syaro is my favorite so far
what are you up to?
>>703227518
A neat extra, when it happens. I won't exactly pursue it most of the time
What about you?
>>703227440
Présentement en sabbatique aussi, mais je m'engage dans l'armée. Mercredi prochain je passe des tests médicaux pis signe quelques papiers
Fek tu fais du volontariat?
>>703227518
Indeed.
>>703227660
Kek
Doing pretty good too, any plans for today?
>no u
>>703227684
We'll bring autism whenever we go
What a glorious day that'll be
>>703227440
Nothing much, I'm pretty bored. Listening to some crappy music on youtube.
>>703228029
I'm fine.
You?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpdjbzTIhM
>>703227990
Sorry, we can still be friends though.
>>703228234
Welp fuck, I'm pretty autist. Was meant for >>703228029
>>703228199
Woah, c vraiment cool! Pis non, je suis rémunéré. Torcher de la marde, je ferais jamais ça gratuitement.
>>703228199
Assisting the school band in an event today then probably vidya
>>703227684
Doing well Kongou?
>>703228234
Why listen to crappy music? You could listen to some good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlFZE-rmTZQ
>>703227684
That doesn't even look like Kongou. How are you today?
>>703228031
I enjoy social interaction with rather extreme moderation.
4chan has the nice feature of people not being able to contact you if you aren't on it, and "missing a post" gives you a kind of plausible deniability for ignoring people you don't feel like dealing with, assuming they're not overly persistent.
>>703228632
>torcher de la marde, je ferais jamais ça gratuitement
Topkek
J'aurais dû y penser
>>703228637
Sounds like a hassle
But then again, I never was interested in school events
Hope you'll have a good time!
>>703228234
what kind of crappy music?
>>703228259
im pretty good
you up to anything?
>>703228354
I sure count on it!
>>703228821
Not mah kind, but thx! But it's better now listening to that masterpiece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VKYzTu2v3k
>>703229156
Kek, c'est vraiment pas l'fun à faire.
>>703229214
Everything's better now, but I was listening "Creepy doll house music"
>>703228821
Oops, sorry! I meant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFHjUUYDmJs
>Taiga
>>703228948
Hmm I see then, that's fine too
>>703229214
I'm drinking coffee and trying to decide between Makoto Shinkai or Kara no Kyoukai
>>703229692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE
>>703229692
Oh, Gorillaz. Never really listened to them. What music you generally listen to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3BlFZWJNA
I set up an appointment for a psychiatrist evaluation. then you and I will have answers. but if they say im not a sociopath you guys ow me lewds and an apologize
>>703217072
why do these threads exist
what level of autism is this shit
I heard they've found you know
Underground not alive
A burden gone to sleep
Just a creep mine to reap
I heard they wrote my name
I'll be the one you blame
I'll never feel a shame
When they breathe out
>>703229692
How's your day going Taiga?
>>703229692
Asti que ça doit puer
Mes condoléances
>>703230103
What higher tier of autism is this, desu ka?
>>703230103
>>703230071
I'm listening to a lot of thing. My interest field is so huuuge. Recently I'm listening to RWBY'S songs a lot. And I strongly recommand Gorillaz to you and even the ones lurking my posts. (If there is)
>>703230243
It's goin' real good. What about you? Did anything fun?
>>703230376
Merci, j'en ai vraiment besoin, kek.
>>703229692
that actually sounds terrifying
>>703229990
i dont really know either so i cant help you there friend
>>703230663
Ah, nice. I listen to a lot of stuff too. How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTRZdFqAOGA
>>703230621
kongu I thought we were friends unless you are a different poster
>>703230644
what is this face what emotion?
>>703230103
Esdeath I honestly had to read this three times to understand it, please make an effort to type better sentences.
>>703230183
They exist for people to claim their waifu/husbando
>>703230663
I got in (friendly) fights with my friends, dug holes and threw shovels.
I'm back i this thread, why not.
Putain y'a des français...
>>703230927
We are. I mean, my autism levels are at 26. But that doesn't mean I can't think you're messed up. It's why we love you, desu<3
>>703230665
Ikr! There is way more better ways to pass time than listening to this ><'
>>703230837
I'll listen to it and give you some feedbacks soon~
>>703231023
It seems kinda extreme o.O
>>703231128
I said hi.
>>703231207
You did? Didn't see it. Probably cause mobile sucks. What's up Shiro? Been well I hope, desu.
>>703230665
It's okay, I wanted to choose on my own anyway.
Probably Kara no Kyokai, since I already have that downloaded
>>703230927
It's utter dissapointment
>>703231067
Québecois pour être plus exacts! Oh et saluuut!
>>703230103
>Owe lewds and an apology
Hell no
>>703231128
oh ok no probrem desu~
>>703231023
oh
>>703231317
Understandable.
Ah yes, I've been great really. Been keeping up on running, that's the highlight of my life I guess. And college football season.
How about you? I hope I catch you at a time when you are also well.
>>703231399
This. I only gives lewds to trips, desu.
>>703231399
yes you do
>>703231323
your problem not mine
>>703230837
Holy fook, do you really enjoy that? You totally have the right to, but I must admit that it's outta my league.
>>703231661
No, you ARE the problem
>>703230644
Nice trips per second.
>>703231184
yeah, like watching anime and watching anime
maybe some anime too
>>703231323
well i hope you have fun watching it
>>703231360
Nos bons amis Québécois !
Salut !
>>703231775
Yea, it's a bit hard to get into. If you're even slightly enticed by it, this is the album that made me start to enjoy the genre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4g2Zjolsa0
~Mittens Shiro
>>703231023
>>703230103
I honestly had no problem reading this.
>>703231592
I am indeed. Still coding games and what-not. Working. Life's at a calm point right now, desu.
>Kongou
>>703231918
I can actually see why don't want to use that one.
It's kind of hard to spot at first
>>703231925
I will try to, my soul was recently ripped in half by watching Katanagatari again after all.
>>703231184
We always fight, its fun.We're careful though.
>>703232286
Do you often speak with niggers, retards, Asians or angry children?
>Galil
