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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Claiming best boi.
Pop.
>>703199141
>you are not spending it behind your PC
>behind "my" PC
You wanna say I won't go out
and stay at my home,right?
In fact I just have to go out so I'm not keep being in front of my PC…maybe I do so
Eru Claim!
Today is a day for some work, but mostly, lots of lazy.
>I gotta get my pre-lab stuff ready
>then I'm gonna do some math.
so I just got another number what have I become
>>703199970
hello noose
>>703200066
hello trips dubs, hope you`re having a good day.
Sleep eludes me.
>>703200201
That's a relatable one ahaha
I hope your day is good otherwise or as good as it can get
>>703200201
You and me both, Rory.
>>703199451
I know. But apparently they thought I was a lesbian or something?
>>703199506
Eh, too into cars and the like to want to deal with a relationship. I'm down for friends, or whatever.
>>703199632
>Feelings
Those things I don't have much of. Won't get to me.
>Seriously, what the fuck?
>That's the picture I use for telegram
>>703200166
I am! I just got another girls number, second one in the past 2 days. ive become god
>also I might be a sociopath, or just an edgey faggot thats up too you! but im nice to those who are nice to me.
>>703200292
Ill find out in about 4 hours or so
>>703200367
Block the man already
>>703200049
>behind my your pc
i just cringed at my own retardation, its a dutch saying sorry as i stated i cant multi task
wait so you are tellig me you are a neet?
>>703200058
hey man
love lazy days but it sounds like you are doing a lot actually
>>703200066
>tfw queen is a playboy
whats even going on
>>703200292
Hey there, Bard!
Just wanted to ask you something.
>>703200367
Is better, then. Probably is just someone trying to fuck with you implying they have interest in you, then?
Or someone just leaked your Tele.
Claiming Felix
>>703200460
I hope it comes quick friend
>>703200489
The pleasure would be mine feel free always Chen
>>703200407
thats good to hear. its a good day for me when everyone is happy in here.
>>703200470
Its not too bad, just a few units for math and three 5 question quizzes for science, easy stuff ^^
On my way to class I'm thinkin imma get some McDongs cause I found $5 in my jeans.
>>703200460
Eh, they stopped replying.
Honest to god, all I wanted was to know how they got my number.
>>703200489
Well too bad for them, I have 0 interest in a relationship. I've got my cars, and that's all I want.
>>703200667
Cat save me pls
Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /animu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your anime.
You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /animu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
>>703200470
I just cant stop I used to be so akward my need for love has made me into something else
>>703200742
you are a very nice shitposter if you are one I like you aswell
>>703200470
I said I am not!
>to be behind your PC
This phrase means I am not in front of/using my PC,right?
>>703200667
Hello,how's it goin' on?
>just found my first ever post in the thread in archives
>this was the first pic I posted
>I insulted Tats about 3 posts into my first thread
How did I fit in again?
>>703200869
I don't mean any harm, friend
>>703201001
And I can go on an on about how much cancer you are, and that's why circlejerking are dying.
You just know to complain, you huge cuck that you are.
You're the cancer that 4chan is talking about.
You're the faggot who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, even if he is.
>>703200869
>>703201103
Looks like you care too much friend
>>703200941
hey loliconanon (・ω・)
>>703200869
ah yeah you went off about this shit yesterday
i still like you
still here
>>703200815
What will you have at Mc'?
>>703200869
Why are you so upset?YOU care of something too much
Take it easy
>>703201229
Hows today treating you tomoko?
>>703200844
>Honest to god, all I wanted was to know how they got my number.
That's why you must be careful who you give your number to.
>>703201192
>>703201230
>YOU care of something too much
lmao
im laffing.
>>703201367
please leave.
cancer
Misty, electric tale of pikachu edition
>>703201435
before too long of course
>>703201532
Seems like you're the same as on animu now.
A retard who doesn't make any sense.
>>703200844
What's happening, senpai?
>>703201192
Hey guys what's up
>>703201229
Hello
>>703201435
What made you so frustrated?plz tell us and let's resolve it
>>703201367
fine just world of warships
>>703201656
hi
>>703201652
felix confuses my genitals
>>703200902
kek probably
if its true, which i believe ofc, i am really impressed queen
you better do us proud and get yourself a qt3.14
>>703200941
you are pretty much a neet, join the club
no it means you are using your pc
its in front of your pc
dutch is weird
>>703200815
>finding lost money
thats the best feel right there
what you getting?
>>703201229
hey tomo
whats up?
>>703201435
You laff too much
>>703201656
the ceiling (・ω < )
QOTT: What age and height is your waifu?
Diane, please understand
You don't need to cry
Cuz it's easy to die
Diane, it's not what I planned
I wish you could stay
But let's fire away
I'll leave you with a letter
That you're off to some place better
And they'll find it
With your words on the paper
They'll think you wrote it all
To your loved ones on your wall
But you won't know
For you there's no tomorrow
>>703201772
Felix is mine
>>703201841
same i just got distracted for a bit
>>703201656
>made you so frustrated?plz tell us and let's resolve it
That's what I do. I'm pretty calm, though. I'm just having fun.
Or, here is something that you should understand, more on your level.
>lol idk i dont have nothing haha
>>703201841
im trying so hard this one I aproached in public but she is in my classes she was taller and had more vidya to speak of
>>703201841
"Being behind pc" means using it!?…I don't think I can master dutch
>club
What club you recommend I join?
I'm not neet I wanna believe,otherwise how could I make my living?
>>703201955
she is a big girl <3
she is 5'7" dont know how much she ways but her dimensions are 87-54-85
>>703201958
Ayyy Galil-chan <3
>>703202146
weighs*
>>703201996
A girl approached you?Nice man, keep it up!
Just remember what stays on 4chan.
>>703201230
>>703201841
Probably some chicken nugger and fries ^^
Finding lost money is the best, especially when you forgot that you lost it ^^
>>703201958
Heyo~
>>703201955
>specs sheet
>>703201200
I don't even know who you are, but thanks, I guess.
>>703202194
no I walked up to her and started talking about d and d and vidya
>>703201962
what happened? game got good?
>>703201996
>great pic
and was she interested or was it awkward?
>>703202139
nah its easy but we have some weird sayings
the neet club, we play vidya and watch animu
its okay, the temptation is too much i know
>>703202237
not a big fan of the nuggers but hey go for it
>not a Mac fan at all
yea totally its amazing
>>703202237
>>703201955
woops wrong image, I don't remember if I have the actual specs sheet so:
Weight 3.82 kg (8.4 lb) (L85A1 empty)
4.98 kg (11.0 lb) (L85A1 with SUSAT sight and loaded 30 round magazine)
6.58 kg (14.5 lb) (L86A1 LSW)
4.42 kg (9.7 lb) (L22A1)
Length 785 mm (30.9 in) (L85A1)
900 mm (35.4 in) (L86A1 LSW)
709 mm (27.9 in) (L22A1)
Barrel length 518 mm (20.4 in) (L85A1)
646 mm (25.4 in) (L86A1 LSW)
442 mm (17.4 in) (L22A1)
Cartridge 5.56x45mm NATO
Action Gas-operated, rotating bolt
Rate of fire 610–775 rounds/min
Muzzle velocity 940 m/s (3,084 ft/s) (L85A1)
970 m/s (3,182.4 ft/s) (L86A1 LSW)
Effective range 450 m with iron sights, 650 m with SUSAT (L85A2)
850 m (L86 LSW)
Feed system 30-round detachable STANAG magazine
Sights Telescopic SUSAT, ACOG and ELCAN LDS scopes, aperture iron sights
>>703202291
no one will ever be my esdeath but im happy to have earthbound women when I die im totaly ditching these earth sluts and finally Ill be with esdeath
>>703202263
"Nobody Important" as usual
>
Commit suicide you faggots
i got to go guys
probably wont be on for a very long time gotta entertain guests.
i hope i can come here from time to time to talk to you all
have a good weekend all
>>703202179
Don't post lewds, I'm in public Felix!
>>703202291
>d and d
Nigga really?
Its always been D&D.
But for real, good job man, just keep the 4chan stuff on 4chan and you'll be golden
>>703202237
I'd say get a Hot and Spicy, those are the bomb and only a dollar (here anyway, I don't know about there)
>>703201968
>That's what I do
>That
What does that represent?about to get frustrated or to solve what you worry?
>lol idk i dont have nothing haha
I didn't write such a mistaken sentence!
>>703201955
11 years old(Don't charge me plz),142 cm
>>703202349
no she was laughing and adding to the convo went quite well I didnt even ask for her number she handed me her phone before she left so I could add my number
>>703202349
I like their cheeseburgers n stuff, not bad.
>Why is this lab so difficult to find the entry stuff for
>Aaaaaaa
>>703202548
Later ^^
>>703202549
I'll check it out.
>>703202546
sure my man.
>>703202548
have a great time away
>>703202554
Isn't that anime set in high/secondary school?
>>703202549
Fine, I'll only do it this once for you
>>703202349
just been grinding
>>703202548
bye
Claiming dude whos behind you
>>703202546
Why?
>>703202548
Bye
>>703202549
Die
>>703202491
Can you write "you're important to me, anon." ?
>>703202554
ok bro dnfd
>>703202349
>the temptation
For example?
Confirmation:Being behind PC is using it…is my recognition right?Sorry for asking too much but I come to care of it
>>703202772
Ted Cruz a shit.
>>703202554
Don't worry I'm not the fbi (・ω < )
>>703202548
cya discount tsundere~chan
>>703201435
lmao
im laffing.
Damage Control.
>>703200007
You mofo better get the fuck back.
>Taiga claim and claimed.
Claiming school shooter
>>703202886
good shit
>>703202548
Byebye
>>703202663
Elementary school tale.
the high school student who is good at playing basketball teaches lolis who start playing how to do basketball,that's the beginning of Ro-Kyu-Bu
>>703203004
you cant claim esdeath
>>703203209
yes i can
>>703202680
Thanks bb
>>703203209
>>703203004
Samefag
>Inb4 HTML
941 7two0 588eight
>>703203325
>>703202822
>dnfd
I just try to find the solution if I am able to.
I feel sorry if my conduct made you more angry
>>703203325
Of course
How are you doing?
>>703202931
Yo.
Where's your trips fam?
>>703202822
my hand is retarded tonight
>>703203607
You wanna shoot up school together?
All that you colorize
The one you'll be
All that you memorize another you for us to see
You're all like parasites
With nothing to give
You're living in a crowded world and you're taking up place when you don't live
In my head there's an endless war
I'm staring at the ones I hate and nobody knows how wrong they are
In my head I would make you fall
I'm staring at the ones I hate, I really can't wait to kill you all
In my head
I'm living in a world of chaos but nobody cares
>>703203325
>TFW no Merkava
>>703203546
I'm all sweaty and hot from digging all day, but otherwise I'm good
>>703203611
Can you write "Galil a best"?
>>703203565
Needs no trip, since it's my waifu and claimed her since a lot of threads ago.. Get the fuck back.
nah dude, Im dont want no harm. I just want everybody to try to tolerate eachother.
>>703203632
>>703203652
>>703203607
noose a cute
>>703203470
>says I'm pretty calm
>calls me angry
That's why we can't have nice converstation this days.
>>703203611
Thanks. Is for you.
Check it
>>703203764
I thank you mate, I appriciate that. just trying to make the threads go a little bit faster.
Am I the only one who keeps a suicide note in my desk, just in case?
>>703203726
I agree with you, he's the one trying to steal
>>703203677
Stop fucking robbing graves goddamit, Galil-chan
>>703203869
there I go agian forgetting the pic, I apologize for that.
>>703203836
Dayum it.
>>703203890
Good morning kyouko
How are ya today
>>703203890
>>703203888
>Suicide not on your desk
wot.
>>703203967
Hi Bard, I'm doing good, how about you?
>>703203991
I love that artist way too much.
>>703203967
Why are you so autistic
>>703204063
>note* fugg
>>703203967
hey yui
>>703203888
Well thank you babe for backing me up~
Anyone up for some school shooting?
>>703203677
How about this?
>>703203888
I keep a sucide not in my ass so people will know how shitty my writing is
>>703204074
Bkub? Yeah. He's pretty cool.
I like his humor.
>>703204074
Pretty great day lucky enough for it to be payday so I couldnt complain even if I tried thanks!
how is everyone in the thread? good I hope.
>>703204253
Everyone does, right?
>>703203726
You only showed up a week ago from what I saw. I let you have her while you were here, be grateful.
>>703203897
I need to see if they have shekels though!
>>703203888
Real Taiga confirmed for real
>>703203565
Fake Taiga confirmed for fake
>>703204063
I'm not even particularly suicidal, I just keep it just in case I ever decide to die and can't remember everything I want to say.Its 13 pages long, I have a lot to reveal when I die
>>703204155
>Not bombing
Pleb
>>703204232
>By IWI
Angery
>>703204253
*rimshot*
>>703204303
But you can be the most autistic faggot from animu even if you never tried.
Is in your blood.
>>703204434
Fucksake Galil-chan
At least be safe then
>>703203677
my hand has a terminal illness rn
>>703204401
Welcome back Taiga
>>703203890
>>703204399
I hope so
>>703204330
great hope you are well
>>703204434
kek
>>703204509
I am enjoying myself quite a bit, posting in my favorite thread, having fun.
>>703204434
Who's the fake? I've only seen >>703204399
hanging around for a week at this point.
Does he have a trip and is some oldfag? If so, I'll concede.
Mikoko claimed !
>>703204467
Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.
You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
>>703204434
fuck off
>>703204434
>IWI
Ah I made mistake that's IMI I'm to blame
>>703204399
>>703204401
Calm by listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_D4rjzkmU8
Kugimiya is the best
>>703204434
Oh. Okay, I get that, just wanna have all your ideas on paper and shit. Yeah, I made a promise to a close friend of mine, after he saved my life, that I wouldn't try to kill myself. So far so good.
>>703204467
biggest autist on animus
biggest autist on /b/
but I still love her
>>703204810
>I still love her
That's why you don't use her daily.
Why don't you use your Tomoko images? rifks
rember to drink a lot of water in that hot wheater we are having.
>>703204611
'Cause now we should freaking conceide by oldfagism srsly? On what legit way could we deal with that problem we got here?
>>703204938
Fight to the death.
>>703204903
Sure thing, man.
>>703205040
HAND CUNT
OH GOD. This fucking week 3 lab is MOTHERFUCKIN WEEK ONE OF BIOLOGY.
>Why.
>Microbiology is so fuckin lame.
>>703205040
its an important thing, not drinking enough can be fatal.
>>703204900
fuck with the real and die
>>703205213
?
I don't speak autism.
>>703204903
Fact: 100% of people who have drunk water have died or will die.
You trying to kill me or something?
>>703204487
Being safe is gay, I don't wear a helmet
>>703204488
Thanks
>>703204509
I made this for you
>>703204611
He's cooler than you
>>703204746
Nyet pedik :)
>>703204766
Same thing tbh
>>703204790
Yeah it's just a just in case thing
>Galil
>>703205017
I could be okay about sharing...I know that it's no big fun, but it's already better than just keeping insulting and getting pissed at each other.
>>703204938
That's a no then.
I will continue to claim best girl unless you claim before me, as is courtesy. Simple.
>>703205134
The reminder is appreciated, I often forget to take care of myself like that.
>>703205096
A little further back, my friend.
>>703205302
I thought someone was claiming her and I almost gasped in anger out loud in this lounge im in
>saved
Thanks God nobody claims Chen besides me anymore. I think I would be so mad and frustrated.
>>703205302
Good ^^
>Microbiology is so tedious.
>reeeee
At least I don't have to leave for another hour.
>>703205302
Galil pls
claiming chen
Would you accept to have a trap waifu, or are you just a transphobic bigot ?
>>703205427
Older than him?
>>703205302
the maker of the gun will acknowledge you as the true husband of hers…plz take it so
>>703205599
Every cisgendered person is transphobic
>>703205599
The best waifus are trap waifus
>>703205599
Felix is here, so yeah I guess.
>Though Felix is pretty cool.
>>703205484
Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.
You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
And I can go on an on about how much cancer you are, and that's why circlejerking are dying.
You just know to complain, you huge cuck that you are.
You're the cancer that 4chan is talking about.
You're the faggot who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, even if he is.
>>703205599
Nah, the whole 'dick' deal turns me off
>>703205424
No about what? Sharing?
>>703205605
Right.Hell, it should be obvious. There's very few left.
>>703202546
>>703205844
You have no right to complain
going to head off waifu see you guys tonight
>have one of my new fav pics
>>703205844
Hey Kalen, what's up,de~suka?
>>703205599
The trap waifus are the best !
>>703205940
About what, I'm just doing as the man in silver says.
>>703205973
Heya Jap guy, how are you doing today?
>>703205959
Have a great night my dude
>>703205455
I wouldn't claim her, she's not my style
>Hot though
>>703205496
Yeah suicide is like, last resort.Like, behind "abandon all electronics and live in the woods for 10 years".
>>703205579
Helmets are uncomfortable, and gay.I do wear the boots and gloves though
>>703205599
Felix is cool
>>703205844
Bong
>>703206155
cancer.
>>703206081
I'm good now,how about you?
>>703206081
You always bully me just because I'm straight
