Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Sandown, this is going to be the 3rd time going, loved it each time, going into the pits and onto the grid is pretty awesome, so if you're watching it, look for some blonde guy waving at the cameras.
>Im totally looking forward to the ride home.
You like riding in the wet I'm guessing?
I saw all that unfold, was pretty entertaining to watch, shame I missed him, timezones are pretty mean that way.
>I'm doing fine, I think.
You don't sound too certain, but I trust you know your limits. How did that kidney stone end up fairing..? Any luck?
I'm all good, just a little drama before, but it's all well now. Nothing crazy. Just ready to relax on a Friday.
Best chuuni claimed <3
Love you all
just hit mercury and ive farmed a good bit today. where can i get better mods or are they all random drops?
I'm being mocked, I can feel it.
Ya... what the fuck mang.
Cat, heaters pls!
Is what it is, ya know?
Its either going to be raining or the roads are wet. And Canberrans are shit drivers in the dry.
>lets never use onramps to get to speed before merging
>lets slow down to merge
And this one applies to >>703158947 as well.
MY BROTHER IS GETTING A BRAND NEW MUSTANG FOR MY MUM FOR CHRISTMAS.
Thanks :v) is it like a a fighting game like mortal konbat or like smash bros? Love you too
She went to Carter middle school huh?
I didn't mean to post it to mock! Just wanna use it cause friend made it. I do :/
I didn't expect you to come so soon!
They are "random" but certain enemies drop certain mods. So you have to farm those enemies.
Also once you are able to farm Prime parts from your relics, DO SO.
You can trade in duplicate prime parts at the Relays for Ducats, and you can spend Ducats + Credits for mods once Baro (an NPC) visits the relays.
The bosses from each planet also drop Warframe BPs and corresponding component BPs. Sell duplicates for Credits.
I'd say check the wiki, but it's pretty outdated.
You can scan enemies to reveal drops and weaknesses, but this is very tedious.
A sentinel named Helios will scan stuff for you, but he is Clan-tech and requires a material called Fieldron, which is also Clan-tech and gated behind Invasion missions.
Are you enjoying the grind yet?
<3 heya qt whats up?
Its a arcade emulator that runs fighting games like mortal kombat but I use it for Street Fighter
Indeed, I doubt we'll be able to see him again.
Luckily there's always Yuuko, if you'd ever like to send Cow a message through him.
Are you alright, Nanas?
You're probably tired right now.
That's quite the opposite over here, I swear, when it rains, everyone's brains gets waterlogged, they all go insane and start driving like they've never touched a car before.
>MY BROTHER IS GETTING A BRAND NEW MUSTANG FOR MY MUM FOR CHRISTMAS.
Holy shit, what model?
For some reason I never associate that ohayou with Makoto. Maybe it's the hair ornament.
hmm whats a ducat? when does Baro visit? sell dupes ok. its ok im used to grindy stuff
>Are you alright, Nanas?
I'm completely fine. Really.
>You're probably tired right now.
More drunk, but tired works too.
Cat want a cuddle?
Lol, what a fag.
>Other than my cousin, I NEVER see Mustang drivers that aren't woman.
>Mfw teal is now green
And the secret has been solved.
>they all go insane and start driving like they've never touched a car before.
>Implying most people don't drive like this regardless of weather
Hmm, maybe. Still waiting for Akikos sundress one.
Yes, it was a bit amusing. But that's a real shame, hopefully you're able to catch him the next time, though Stocking is rather inconsistent with arriving. You could always contact him off-thread, if you so desire.
In this moment, I am alright. Oh, thank you for asking. It is gone now, no more need for any sort of medication... or excessive X-Rays...
Hmm. I see. I'm glad it's over with, whatever it was. It's Friday? My, I didn't notice. You and I both, then.
You're not wrong there
Ooohhhhh so it's an old game!
We have two yuuko but I know OG yuuko anywhere
Oh. nevermind then! Lol
It looks green to me! And I wasn't expecting eureka to come here after the last post tbh
Ducats are another form of currency.
Credits - Basic currency
Platinum - Freemium currency (spend real bucks for this shit)
Ducats - Special Currency
You can only spend Ducats at Baro, who is an NPC who visits the relays. There is a terminal at the relays that tell you when Baro visits so you can plan purchases.
PROTIP: Don't sell your duplicate prime parts until Baro visits, this way you can efficiently sell stuff for ducats.
Just got outta the shower, you?
Yeah it has older games on it, you can netplay people on it so I play Third Strike on it. Sometimes I stream it too
Just hanging out and playing some gameeeeeesssss, shower will be next on the list
Why didn't you joined me in the shower goddamnit
Do not think it's cheap tho.
To be completely honest, I've missed Baro every time he's visited in my time playing. So I don't know prices. I would expect them to be something along the lines of
~300 - 400 Ducats + 100k - 300k Credits.
Oh okay dude. Nah ik good. Small world isn't it? And she used herself to avafag?
Awww shit! Got a good amount of viewers?
Cat come down here
>The scary part is on a bike, these idiots can kill you easily
GG, to much Smugging has made you (color) blind.
>I found a thing
Going to have to say GT fastback 2015. Not entirely sure though.
And thats how they drive in the dry. In the wet they do as they do there. A good 50% dont turn on their lights either. That 50% are either silver or grey.
Its upgrading a 2014 Eos diesel. You decide how faggy. He drives a SL500 or V8 Touareg.
Sounds like my time. Less Xrays, more MRIs. I expect to have a surgery in the coming 6 months. Good to hear its gone though.
You didnt tell me you were going in! I would have!
Uhhh I think I average like 7 to 10 now so not too bad! You should come by sometime!
I will when I get my money and license, senpai
that does sound grindy. i think im going to grind on world of warships for a bit now mix it up
Still not as weird as this.
I feel like you're getting more and more cryptic each time I post. Is this ASCII? And "so soon"?
I found a thing too
Same to you
And a goodnight, wherever you are.
I hope so, I'll have a 2 week break pretty soon, so I won't be as busy running around everywhere. Should be able to catchup with a couple people and just kick back.
>You could always contact him off-thread
I probably could, but I don't think Stocking knows me that much, I'd rather keep the off thread stuff for people who actually seem to like me, not saying Stocking would dislike me, more like, people that I know somewhat. Forgive me for being confusing.
>It is gone now, no more need for any sort of medication... or excessive X-Rays...
Good to hear! I tried to catch you a little while ago and ask about that, but it seems you were busy. Wish you luck for anything else that's happened.
>I'm glad it's over with, whatever it was.
Trust me, I am aswell. Thank you, also.
Time flies when you're having fun eh?
That's when you go full James Bond, just jump off the bike and land on their car.
Hey there Anomaly.
>A good 50% dont turn on their lights either.
That's.. really not good, don't run into many people who don't use their lights.
That was my jam during my studies, all day everyday.
Good day Kirino.
I don't blame you.
Warframe will destroy you if you don't space it out.
For a solid two weeks I played almost daily and I felt like I didn't get a damn thing done.
But in reality I got this done:
>Carrier Sentinel, also maxed rank
>4M in credits
>Helios Sentinel, also maxed rank
>4 Forma on Sobek
>Finished 2nd Dream Quest (this is a major quest)
>Got to Neptune on the star chart
>first Rank 10 Mod (these sell for roughly 200 Platinum)
>First Prime Weapon (Orthos Prime, get you one)
And I'm still a fucking shitter.
The SL500 is nice, but a crossover? Really?
>I actually like the sound of the one I linked
If we're going by weird...
I love these.
Nah, I'll just fly past them before they can do something stupid.
>Aunt found out about me going 140mph on the freeway
>JUST DECIDED TO ASSUME IT WAS DURING BUSY TRAFFIC AND I WAS SWERVING THROUGH IT LIKE A RETARD
>MFW SHE ALWAYS ASSUMES I'M BEING RETARDED WHILE I'M BEING STUPID
Seriously, 140 mph on a straightaway with no cars around is VERY different than 140 swerving through traffic...
Around june-ish probably, senpai
Maybe a bit later
AACII? And you're the one to call me cryptic? Thought you'd take another 3 weeks to post again :p
Just for you!
Like 5-6 months?
I know i know
Congratulations, you've found a WMD.
Next time you tell me and we can have fun
Aw hell yeah! Ive got like 4 waifus in there now
wow that sounds like a lot more than i have
Thank you, same to you dude.
What have you been up to? I haven't seen you in a while.
Make sure you're on the back wheel doing it, or ramp off of one of those vehicle carrier trucks, like in GTA. Make for a great liveleak video on someones dashcam I'm sure
I laughed way too hard.
GOOD, I was looking forward to this!
Glorified circlejerk, everyone posts as their waifu
The Touareg is a soccer mum SUV, he never goes offroad and uses it to stock his shop.
Welcome to Canberra, where ACT plates mean you dont need to be considerate and DC / DX plates mean you do whatever the fuck you want.
Ive had to be stuck behind people doing 60 trying to merge with a 90 2 lane major road. At 7pm. In the dry. And then one tiny Asian in a Falcon who could barely see over the wheel doing 20 in a school zone at 6 in the morning that was a single lane road. For a full kilometre. I was fucking raging.
The usual everyday life, but now have been just drinking a bit since I don't have anything to do on Friday, well, minus the gym.
I guess I could try coming around more often, but I need to cut it short for now as I need to get some sleep.
Not too bad at all. Gives me and my friend plenty of time to save... or in my case, pay off debt that I'll eventually incur.
You say that like I wouldn't have my helmet cam!
And ya, I lost it when I first saw it.
I know it is, that's why I'm laughing at it.
I'm not even including the shit I can't access.
I have 4 Warframes collecting dust in my foundry.
Each of these require you to farm bosses.
Ember - Sargent Ruk (Saturn)
Frost - Lech Krill (Mars)
Oberon - (Eximus units, akin to "Badass" units from Borderlands)
Vauban - Alerts
Awwwww shit dude! It's a party, ayyy!
insult other waifus
Make friends and leave
you just want me to say that or you want me to say that in a verse?
Oh you better be Yuno, you dont know what you are in for
Im not streaming tonight kek I will tomorrow night though!
Sorry I haven't been active in a week or so
Ain't been feeling to well
> I will tomorrow night though!
Ah damn, better postpone my halo legendary run to sat
Is it glorified, though? I don't think it is.
how many slots do you have? and thats alot of farming
I'm gonna have to wait a bit too, so my family doesn't get pissed at me for leaving as soon as I get my money
I have Two Warframe slots.
Slot 1 - Excalibur
Slot 2 - Rhino
That is why I say spend your starting platinum on Warframe slots and then Weapon slots.
Oh shit you gonna watch me finish RE 4???
Well, goodnight man. Sorry about replying late. I hope you have a good day tomorrow.
Ah well, we can have 2 perspectives, it will be even better!
>And then one tiny Asian in a Falcon who could barely see over the wheel doing 20 in a school zone at 6 in the morning that was a single lane road.
Is it just me or holy fuck are they oblivious to everything that goes on around them. Those bus fulls of em are the worst I swear. They just pull out infront of you when you're going down the highway, and then sit on 50 in a 90 zone. Why?!?
DUH!! Besides, Idk if yuuki is free tomorrow to watch me get rekt on halo's campagin
ASCII is an acronym for American Standard Code for Information Exchange. It's a language made of letters and numbers that I do not understand. I was thinking that your long strings of letters were codes of some form. I'd like to think of myself as pretty straightforward! As long as I post infrequently, I'm not cheating my "do not become a regular" mantra. I do believe this is the first time this month, though, and I should be fine.
>Should be able to catchup with a couple people and just kick back
Ah, yes, that sounds very good! It can't come soon enough, right? I hope it turns out to be worth it.
>Forgive me for being confusing
No, no. I completely understand what you're relaying. I was just trying to say something useful, but you should probably have a chat with him first here, at least.
>I tried to catch you a little while ago and ask about that, but it seems you were busy
Huh. Yeah, depending on when, I may have been preoccupied with something else. There's no use for any luck regarding that. It's done with. But I thank you, nonetheless.
>Thank you, also.
>Time flies when you're having fun eh
You're always welcome, Kirino.
Uh... right. Fun, let's go with that,
I've had a few of those myself. It surprises me, that I am not glowing right now. Surgery? That sounds a bit alarming... I hope everything's alright, and that it will remain so.
Technically I can farm it now.
But I can only REALLY farm low plat prime parts.
I have a full Paris Prime set, but all together it only sells for ~20 platinum. That is enough for ONE whole frame slot.
What I really need to do is farm up Rank 10 mods (Serration, Vitality, Redirection, Hornet Strike) and sell those.
Here is the problem:
To go from Rank 0 -> Rank 10 it costs ~760k credits, 20k Endo.
I mean it will either be that or Stepmania but yeah I will stream something. Oh shit I wanna watch you get rekt in Halo!
Ooo boy I MIGHT get salty, I need to do this to get an armor set for Halo 5
>I'm not ready for Halo 2's legendary
Despair is the proof that Junko is always with us brother.
>i'm afraid you could hurt yourself
Ugh, thanks for caring, I guess.
I'm assuming wrong quote?
Aside from this lag spike I'm getting, I'm doing okay!
Its a solid, so far non-cancerous mass in my large bowel. I could finally be far gone enough to need the shitbag. MRIs are magnetic, no radiation there. Ive just cleaned my bowels 3 times in 12 months though. I hate that period.
That being said, I do know Porsche's first female mechanic. Shes a 5'4" Asian annd she now teaches other female mechanics.
Oohhhhh gotta remind myself then!
Oh. I wouldn't get it either
>I was thinking that your long strings of letters were codes of some form. I'd like to think of myself as pretty straightforward!
TOO CUTE I TELL YOU
Awww not even for me? :( if that's the case, do you remember me talking about telegram?
>Halo 2 legendary
Good luck soldier!
If you forget its cool haha dont sweat it if you dont remember!
Thats unfortunate. Im glad you are doing okay however.
Im alright, got mad at BF4 so im taking a break.
Hey! I like your pic.
Hey Saber! Im doing alright, just taking a break from gaming. How are you?
This had better not be Initial D
>is Initial D
Actual Japanese Driving: Inidal ===DD
Good! Playing a bit of vidya before going to bed tonight. I'm doing well thanks.
Oh this is gonna get sweaty.. I only played through Halo 1 and 2's campagin ONCE on normal
Mmm I never got salty in bf4
damn thats a lot of farming for one slot
Well.. shit. I try to avoid stereotypes as much as I can, but if that's true, well. I don't really know what to say, kek.
>I hope it turns out to be worth it.
Thank you, just getting caught up in work and such, can easily loose a bit of contact with close friends and family.
>I was just trying to say something useful
Trust me, it was useful, but like you said, I haven't really talked to him that much. nothing more than the general, 'Hey, how's it going - Just been busy with...' and so on, nothing too much.
>You're always welcome, Kirino.
>Fun, let's go with that,
Hm well, keeping busy with other matters keeps your mind off of time. If it's a problem, I wouldn't mind talking about it.
They may not be great with driving, or anything like that, but you know their technical and mechanical know how is insane over there. I mean, look at the all those crazy robots and crap over there. It's scary how fast technology is advancing.
>Not to mention Nissan
Congratulations on your haruna.
4chan shit itself before i could say it last time.
I finaly got most of the boats that i wanted which is nice.
Here's hoping tbh
Thanks anon! A friend made it for me. By any chance, are you new? I've seen you post before but never really talked. I'm shinoa. You can call me smug like everyone else lol
It is. Kinda wish you can exchange a 100,000 credits for 1 platinum
>Video by me
>Not expecting something car/Initial D related
Just wait, you are right behind me.
I'm gonna go ahead and go to sleep.
Good night everyone.
Good night Tomobro, good luck on your grind.
Good night Ruri if you are still lurking.
Oh god thats like 100 times harder than normal!
Have fun bb
IM crossing my fingers for you
Smug, there's a Yui poster here I talked with a few days ago. Have you by chance seen them around, lately? I know you're here a lot and have dat photographic memory of yours. If you can't recall, it's cool. Was just curious, because I liked the anon.
Same here, although I was doing rather poorly so I gave up. kek. Glad your well~
I never used to on Xbox. But I had to start over on PC so thats a little annoying.
Hey Syndra! Thanks, that was a little weird... Now to marry her and get some other ships that I want. Long road ahead. kek.
Thats a good one too~ Somewhat, I haven't posted as often lately as I would like. Nice to meet you Shinoa, Im Haruna.
that sounds good but also expensive
well it is a grind and night sleep well
I have a question for all you faggots. What do these threads fulfill in your lives? What do you neckbeard dmentmanlookingass faggots feel like you achieve when you claim a "waifu"? Do you feel proud and speciel when you act like fucking 8 y/o inbeciles who fight over what's theirs when you "claim" a drawn fucking character as your wife, knowing that drawn character 1. Is not real 2. If it was real, wouldn't even want to be your wife because of how fucking creepy you are? Seriously, GET A LIFE FAGS. Wtf is wrong with /b/ these days...
You gonna see a whole different side of me
I can't really get used to mouse/keyboard
I don't understand how that statement could be considered cute at all! It should go without saying that I join the thread solely to talk to you. Ah, yes! I'm sorry. I never downloaded the app.
Its only 90 levels.
I still havent decided which ship im actually going for, but im leaning towards Shoukaku.
Atleast the coffee was somewhat nice.
Thankfully i got to take the rest of the day off.
Up to much?
>Doing rather poorly.
What game were you playing
>Just hit mastery 6 with Pantheon in league
>Mastery 4 with Diana now
Still no trips from you so it's not going to happen
I feel you there. I much prefer controllers.
That seems like a lot. Im trying to get a Zuihou and Shimakaze. Plus I need a Kaga for a quest...
BF4. Got it for PC recently and had to start all over... PS Operation Locker sucks.
Same for myself tbh
No i havent. I'm sorry :(
All of my smugs are a good one~ welcome to the thread! How are you?
1,000 credits come by fast
You're just adorable in general!
>It should go without saying that I join the thread solely to talk to you.
Awww it's on the site too :(
I would really like to talk to you outside of thread so I wouldn't ruin your mantra
Dont get me wrong, when i played enough pc on csgo/black ops 2, I can feel out accurate it is but unless I get an adapter for consoles to use mouse, I'll go back to using controllers.. I would love to be able to use both, Mouse for max accuracy and controller for comfy/laid back
Decided to be social. Playing overwatch.
It's mediocre as usual.
Just like it didn't happen last time?
Im acually still missing a Shimakaze myself.
>and i know smeone who has already sunken 3 of them
>Decided to be social.
Still haven't gotten around to BF4
But we know it's true smug :^)
It's not going to happen ever again
It's a Nickel!
I will be the judge of that. kek
Thanks, im doing alright, just watching some tv. You?
>Nice Filename. kek
I almost exclusively play PC now. Some games are much better with keyboard and mouse but BF4 has too many different controls for me, my hand is always jumping all over the keyboard. kek.
Funny too because of how many places you can get her... One day...
Wow, I plan on never sinking any of my ships.
Its a good game. Helps to have friends to play with though.
Trying to make you feel old
Wew lad gotta love insomnia and depression
Hang in there nigga, things will be better
>MRIs are magnetic, no radiation there
Oh, right, nevermind. I've mixed up the names, it would seem. How silly of me.
Well , that sounds awfully, err, inconvenient, but I'm glad that it's any worse...
>just getting caught up in work and such, can easily loose a bit of contact with close friends and family
Yes. Yes, it can. Those feels have been close, recently. I have been fairly busy with things, not just work. Though, I make sure that, at least, I'm still able to take care of my beloved. Who needs sleep, anyways? Certainly not I.
>nothing too much
Yeah, that is probably enough for Stocking to take a liking to you. I'm sure he does. But a little extra conversation in order to make sure, can't hurt.
>If it's a problem, I wouldn't mind talking about it
It would now be my turn to thank you, Kirino.
I appreciate the gesture. It is a problem, but I'd rather not trouble you with it. In time, I'll be okay. I've never had a good perception of time anyways.
Please pardon me, for taking so long with my response. Time seems to have hiccuped a little...
Have some hope in your master.
Are you atleast having some luck with it?
I havent killed any of my ships, yet.
But its been close.
Nah. Its all just routine to me now. The surgery is the scary part.
Exactly! With the rarity of 100k credits, it should be fair that 1 platinum should be a good trade for the 100k
I know I'm right! Lol. Great to hear dude! Just talking to you guys and laying in bed
I'm the farthest from it! I feel like these small exchanged are what make this enjoyable, though. It's reminiscent of a penpal relationship. But I've downloaded the app. I warn you, however, that I am quite tipsy, so don't expect me to still have it a day from now. Does it give out one's personal phone number? If so, I'm not going to use it. I love the pic.
Where's that Shinoa shipping picture you use? I think it's time you used it on yourself.
.... I just realized why you like you know who.
>You can self insert as the shows MC easily, being you're both so short :^)
Hi everyone. Don't mind me; I'm just posting to show I'm still around.
I'm getting molested by my classes, but I give it to her back.
Yeah I've heard. Had fun with 3 but I heard 4 was bad at release so I put it off
>In your master
You still haven't got trips