Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Daijoubu desu~
>>703167870
Wew, better be careful then. I would be so mad at myself if I sank one.
>>703168006
Sounds nice and chill.
>>703168413
3 was great too. I just love the tanks, on Xbox I was in the top 3 percent worldwide of tank skill rating.
>>703166724
>>703168308
I ship it~
Miho claimed
Claimed.
Claiming Felix
>>703168321
>>703169035
You expect me to be above all that?
>>703167928
>>703169173
>
>>703167677 (Felix)
For those of you who have the insomnia bug, I take 5mg of melatonin and it really helps. I'm not supposed to take it, but you can't test for it on a piss test.
And I don't know if you drink a lot, but my drinking was really exasperating my insomnia and depression, and preventing me from really coping with it.
>>703166879 (Shizuru)
What rank are you? I'm somewhere between bad and okay.
>
Is there a game we all could play?
>Suika claimed
>All these lewds
>>703169167
Cool!
>Goodnight /waifu
Not all that smug but still waifu
![Syndra [143].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJ61CvC.jpg "Syndra [143].jpg")
>>703168413
Yes, but you should atleast get used to that name.
>>703168484
That goes for any game where there are different classes and abilities.
>>703169167
The fact that they were rare ones didnt help.
still here
I want sweets.
>>703169167
Oh
>>703168308
>eureka
LIES
I know that but still though lol. Oh?
Kek wine and pizza again? You can hide it. I'm @ShinoaBro
Thanks
>>703168345
>makoto
Majority rule with shipmaster
>>703169219
No..
>>703169323
Cute
>>703169235
Was 55ish last season. Not ranked right now.
>>703169331
Yup.
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>703169321
Goodnight SSS.2
>>703169321
Night!
>>703169331
No kidding, the only ship I have almost lost is my I-168.
>>703169506
Oh?
>tfw senpai calls you adorable, even though you are not
>>703169506
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>>703169713
But you are.
It just occurred to me that Ive been using the same riding pants for nearly 5 years. Boots are going on 2 years. Helmet is easily 5 years. Yet my jacket is the most damaged piece. At 1 year.
>>703170005
But I'm not
Stop lying
![Syndra [147].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8uDDdsN.jpg "Syndra [147].jpg"){kind=small}
>>703169699
Still better than Akitsushima or Nimu
clams are for hams
>>703170455
me^
claim
>>703170455
But waifu is for laifu
Waffles, waffles, crispy golden waffles.
Claimed.
>>703170686
hi mami
>>703170528
now we're getting somewhere
>hikage
>>703170686
Hiya comrade
>>703170746
Not sure what you mean.
Well, Im out. Heading home in the wet. See you all in maybe 1 hour. Maybe 2. Depends on what I have to do when I get home.
>>703169699
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
>>703170005
You got a shipping pic?
>>703170746
Evening, how are things?
>>703170798
Guten abend, camarada.
Como va?
>>703170857
ryhming game with meaningful and cool ryhmes
>hikage
>>703171028
theyre ok
>hikage
>>703170281
I don't lie, Kitten.
>>703170686
It's a Mami.
>>703170900
No, but I'm sure I can make one.
>>703170425
They must be rare, never heard of either...
>>703170900
Mildly random, yet funny.
>>703171103
I already agreed with you on Telegram!
>>703170900
Shipping?
>>703171028
I'm pretty good brah, you?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>703171115
Both are event boats.
Nimu is the new sub.
Off for a nap or something,see you later.
>>703171103
I'd like to see this
>>703171115
Like me!
>>703171328
Lol yes
Maybe eureka went to bed? :/
>>703171115
hey do you have a friend thats waifu is the fate stay sword girl
>>703171469
Bye kitty.
>>703171573
maybe.
Im so fucking bored.
>>703171099
Good to see, what have you been up to?
>>703171115
It's a 1girl antenna!
How's the evening treating ya?
>>703171436
Have you been at school?
I'm good, been up and about with work. Also tried out the BF1 beta, which I got to say looks promising.
>>703171573
One day, Smugs. But I'm starving and tired, so not today.
>Maybe eureka went to bed? :/
Then maybe you should go join her. :^)
>>703169035
Best sniper scythe waifu claimed
>>703171469
Ah thats why. I dont know anything about events. Might have to go do some reading.
Sounds good, take it easy and see you around Syndra!
>>703171573
Why do I get the feeling that Smug describes you much more so than I expected.... Kek.
>>703171583
You mean Saber? I dont know if I would say we are friends yet, I dont know enough about Saber to truly call him a friend. Why do you ask?
Claiming Akame
>tfw I 420 all the time so I am also red eyes
>>703171747
I don't go to school nigga, you confusin me for the other Yuno?
>>703171906
Heya Ruby
>>703171970
Howdy Akame!
>>703171640
I'm just a bit sleepy lol
>>703171764
Get food dude lol
WEW LAD
>
>>703171933
No other reason why I picked shinoa:p
>>703171747
being to a simple farmer and tending to my droprates, and coming to terms that life sucks
>>703171933
idk if it was saber, like two days ago someone with their waifu from az asked if my waifu was a boat hoping he found his friend, it was a brunette boat that he said if i remember correctly
>>703172002
hey you know, was it tsun that was on earlier that i talked to
>hikage
>>703172113
Almost 5am so sounds about right.
Chane claimed.
>>703172145
Yep, I was posting as someone else at the time
Claimed
>>703171970
Good news!
>Well, it was bad, bad, bad, then good news!
>The last option before 200% interest or begging like a hobo is probably going to work out!
>>703172113
I should, but my legs appear to not want to work at the moment...
>>703172113
I guess you choose well then. kek.
>>703172145
az? Whats that? huh... Was it Kongou?
Favorite anime opening?
https://youtu.be/tTAto8blwF8
>>703172281
Excellent taste
>>703172545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lx0S9LrOPc
>>703172282
alright didnt check who it was earlier so just making sure
who do you post as alternately, i forget
>>703172500
az arizona state, if you dont know then it might of been someone else
>>703172545
anything not hype, something calm
>>703172703
Alternate
>You Know
>>703171906
Evening.
>>703172002
I thought you were planning to or did, that's why I haven't seen you for a while....
I know Tsun does go to school.
>>703172145
Welcome aboard, though that can change, you got nothing planned for the future?
>>703172457
Missed my post?
>>703172545
Got none. Maybe if I invest more time to watching it perhaps. Also Evening To Game.
>>703171970
Evening Ontario.
>>703172545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxkMzn4et2U
>>703172790
Oh no, still in my uncle's a/c busniess, do jobs here and there
Plus knowing me, I heavily grind on destiny or runescape so I probably go some days without posting here because of it
>>703172262
Kek calling it a night now
>>703172457
Wew
>>703172500
Right? Gotta know you more before I say she fits you homie
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>703172790
Yes, hello. How've you been?
>>703172869
It always made me feel like watching an opening to the original metal gear solid, the CG accounted for that too
>>703172778
alright noted
>>703172790
yes i have started to send in applications for jobs, so shit aint bad
>>703172942
alright good night
>hikage
>>703172942
Good night
>>703173066
Did anything for Hikage's birthday?
Bored and want to sleep, but i can't sleep.
Sucks.
>>703172703
Oh you meant the state. My bad.
Yeah I think you might be right about that.
Sorry wish I could be of more help.
>>703172545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGX4ARsfSbw
>>703172942
Fair enough. It was nice meeting you! Have a good night.
>>703172942
Night.
>>703173018
Never played mgs 1
>>703172790
You never replied! Maybe you forgot the link?
>>703172942
Night Smugs, I'll tease you about your ship later.
>>703173223
Same?
>>703173253
I picked up the legacy collection.
>>703173223
Take some temazepam
>>703173289
You seem to really like posting lewds of your waifu dont you?
Also I dont believe we have met, hello.
>>703172922
Good to know, still making that money. How much hours did you invest in those games, if had to guess?
Also are you planning to go to school?
>>703172942
Guten nacht.
>>703173018
I'm fine, just watching American History X with another person. How about yourself?
>>703173066
There you go! Hope it turns for the best.
What jobs are you applying for?
>>703173274
I linked to the wrong one...... Apologizes. Here. >>703171747
>>703173385
Maybe if i had a reason to go to sleep on time. I do not though.
>>703173289
That insomnia life...
>>703173598
I feel like having my soul ripped in half so I'm rewatching Katanagatari
>>703173656
You want to though, that's reason enough
>>703173115
damn im tired forgot it was the ninth, thought it was the tenth today and was gonna say i forgot
im not sure what i should do, maybe get a job, get another 3ds with senran and marathon, but theres a problem with that
>no job
>brokes
>>703173229
nah its fine, dude was like did i finally find my friend, because i said something like, "hey i live in az too", asks me if my waifu is a boat (i was posting with no waifu that night), ask him what boat his friends waifu is, and that hes joining the navy or something(not his friend, but he himself is joining something) also said he likes boats himself not the anime waifu kind like physical shit
>>703173598
ive applied for a couple places not that many only 3
>grocery store
>theatre
>other grocery store
>hikage
>>703173598
Last I checked, over 1600 hours for destiny
over a year into 3000 hours in oldschool runescape
The damn site that tracks people's hours isnt finding my player for some reason
Eh.. I'm not too fond of school, I have learning disability or ADD or some shit
>>703173863
Get 3ds and hack it, get both senrans free
>>703173223
Try again.
>>703173863
Ah I see. Misunderstanding all the way around then. kek.
Oh, I think its the Amatsukaze claimer your thinking of. Ive talked to him a few times.
>>703173385
Ok
>>703173501
Dont know if i ever really seen you post.
>>703173656
Yep....
>>703174069
Eh. I will in a little bit. Want to join me? Naps are good.
>>703174277
I haven't been around much. Still rather new here.
>Wew nice pic
C L A I M
>>703174041
i might of worded weird, my 3ds dont works anymore
>>703174253
do you live in arizona?
>hikage
>>703173598
AMAZING! BASED AUSTRALIAN FRIEND CAME THROUGH FOR ME!
>PIC VERY MUCH RELATED!
>>703173708
Must be a good show, with that metaphor.
What time of day is it for you? If I may ask?
>>703173863
I'm not much of a people's person, just can't handle ignorance.
Grocery can be fun I heard, just pay is low. Theater, not sure about that, must be easy, or messy.
When did you complete them?
>>703174041
Oh goodness that's load of hours, makes mine look like minutes...... I would assume you're having fun while doing so?
>Learning disability
I didn't know that.....
I'm 50/50 on school, seems like a waste or I could be missing out.
>>703174507
So many ship girls.....
>>703174325
Naps are bad, but yes.
>>703174561
Nice.
>>703174568
It's about 12:30 PM right now.
Why?
>>703174652
Can't be that bad if you're agreeing to it, hmm?
>>703174532
Off topic: Just looked up hikage figure on amazon..... $500 dollary doos... jesus h christ..
>>703174568
I laugh, cry, shout in anger, the works
Yep, highschool was um.. interesting til they placed me in some special ed-ish program making it easier for me to graduate
Calamity-masu'd
Bloating in stomach, dunno what it could be
>>703174532
No. North Dakota.
>>703174598
Haha yeah I noticed. There are quite a few.
>Nice filename.
>>703174561
Rich fag.
>>703169035
>Waifu claiming
what does that even mean?
if can make up an answer to this then take a good look in the mirror and cry.
>>703174759
>Ican engrish
>>703174759
You claim a fake girl. You insult others and discuss. What do you not get?
>Geez your English is actually worse than esdeath
>>703174691
I have my reasons.
>>703174676
So you live in the E.U?
I just wanted to know.
>>703174697
I know those times. And soon I will again.
Special Ed.... Wow. But you don't act like anything is wrong, you just act like you do, don't you?. Must've been awkward.
>>703174704
Que tal?
>>703174652
>>703174749
I think I ended up killing myself with that taser, because there is NO WAY this night is real.
>I just got offered a job doing paperwork at Bail Bonds down the street, pays $80k/year
>>703174561
friendly rich anon is friendly and rich
>>703174568
yea, the theatre about a week ago, sisters friend said they needed people since school started up again in early august here, and they need to go through a good amount, doubt ill get it though
the grocery stores a couple days back
im gonna sign up for like 2 or 3 more places tommorow
>>703174697
i looked it up before and i cri more than when i get beaten up by life, i also cri everytime i think of hikage because im reminded of the figures price
you have learning disability? so you only know something along the lines of ADD? you has job n shit?
>>703174731
alright den
>>703174759
the world may never know just like we'll never know the exact amount of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
>>703174704
constipation?
>egakih
>>703175031
Oh no I was not put in class with helmet wearing tier retards, there are others who have difficulty in learning to we're grouped up and do simplier things
Tho it was mostly ghetto people that don't pay attention in class
>>703175113
I dunno if I have ADD, kinda feels like I do cause no matter how much I stare at teacher, the words just fly right past my ear
My work is my uncle's a/c business, I go with my pops to attics and shit, y'know the hard labor stuff
>>703175031
Again, bloating in stomach so mild worry and pain
>>703175113
Not constipation, if anything I actually really needed to let it out
>>703174990
I know, i know...
>>703169035
CLaimed :^)
>>703175113
Very! God damn, I have to think of a way to repay him with more than just the money.
>And no, boipucci is not an option
>>703175330
nice, not bad
did the lessons just not interest you or something? sometimes its just lack of interest and motivation, but then again i believe thats the case with most add or adhd people
i know a couple who got help either through those kinda classes or tutoring or something
>>703175412
maybe alot of gas or drinking alot or something
i dont know
>>703175606
you have a boipucci? i don't know man that sounds like your best and only option
>>703175606
i still got best waifu mak yo
>>703175846
I dunno mang, that seems a bit out there.
>>703175872
And the based Aussie himself makes an appearance!
>>703175113
If they don't hire you, keep trying.
I know how it works, been there, and they always put me off. Though, I scored an insurance company job then at a food factory. They suck, but it'll have to do now.
>>703175330
>ghetto people
How am I not surprised. They're good acting like something is wrong with them mentally.
>>703175412
Taking any medication for it?
Also wonderful pic, like the shade of blues, very cheerful feeling.
>>703175872
Kud is adorable.
>>703175931
hows the pc and dead space?
>>703175926
only quickly, i gotta go see a frand!
>>703175931
i think so :p!
>>703175511
>>703175846
Could be, maybe it's just a thing that'll move on
>>703175931
No, and yeah. I forgot I had it so I didn't add it to my folder, and this one was forgotten too
>
>>703175846
Its a mix of lack of interest and motivation but also 80% of the time I cannot catch what people say the first time so I tend to have people repeat themselves.. knowing highschool teachers giving no shits, they just go on wether if I caught on or not
>>703175931
In some way they are mentally dumb
>>703175045
Lucky
Need a bounty hunter?
Wew lad
Almost fell asleep and I opened my eyes, all of a sudden I'm not tired anymore
>>703176070
Later Based Dags.
>>703176306
We'll see. I'm sure you'd make a good one... probably too good.
>Tasers only, you don't get to have sharp weapons
>>703176433
Dammit Kitten, you need your sleep!
>>703176534
I tried to, senpai
>>703175926
i dunno mang, that seems perfectly fine to me
>>703175931
thats true, but either way i need to get the job, cant be staying home all day
>>703176192
ive had a bloated stomach, went away after some time, so yeah dont worry
>>703176265
depends where you go some teachers wont give shits during lessons but will help after wards, while others actually dont give shits
>>703176433
sleep is universally known to be for the weak
>hikage
>>703176534
But rubber bullets are fun.
Off to bed, hopefully. Good night, if i don't come back.
>>703176111
Yeah yeah fine.. I'll go to sleep.
>>703176559
Well, as long as your up, revel in joy with me!
>>703176659
Seems a bit lewd
>>703176660
You'd aim for the eyes!
>>703176659
My highschool is rather ghetto.. it's an ancient ass buildings that aren't interconnected so I get classes across buildings, teachers and staff look like they hate themselves 90% of the time
>>703176111
>>703176024
Hallo, Tomo!
The p.c. is still up and great. Runs BF1 and L.o.L nicely. How are you this evening?
>>703176070
I know so. Unique cuteness she has.
>>703176157
Claw!
>>703176192
How long did you have this going on?
Again another great pic, you should find more of those types.
>>703176265
But you're not one of them. So that's good.
>>703176659
Yeah, it can be very boring, staying home and all. But I need a break soon.
Hope you land a good job with little to no stress.
>>703176755
Night
>>703176784
Pew Pew
>>703176784
eh its just you imagining shit
>>703176787
mine is like that too except for once we got funding 2 yrs back, new building should be done, teachers were nice at my school
>>703176908
thanks for the luck man
well everyone im off
>hikage
>>703176908
cool. we will have to play LoL sometime and just playing World of warships
>>703176784
What happened?
>>703176908
Eh.. kinda am, how else do you think I say "nigga" alot?
Born in the ghetto streets, even when I moved, still be around ghetto people
>>703176957
Lucky, only like 3 teachers outta my 4 years were nice
Lets have something a bit more original
>>14708195
>>703176917
Bang bang?
>>703176957
Perhaps...
>>703177013
See >>703174561 and >>703175045
>Mfw we car, and possibly GOOD paying job
>>703177150
Goddamn
Nice job, senpai
>>703177150
Bang Bang
Im gonna regret this. But yolo.
Chico roll for dinner again because they didnt leave me any pie.
>>703177257
I hardly even did anything, that's the thing! I simply asked him if he'd help me get the RX7, and he said yes... as long as I didn't run out on him with the money. Which I ain't no cunt, I pay my dues.
And the Manager of the other job just kinda offered it to me since I can already stay awake well at night and I let him into the parking garage!
>>703177273
That's lewd.
>>703177281
RIP Rory.
>Rory, how close are you to Perth?
>>703176957
You're welcome.
Have a great night.
>>703176965
I still have to get use to Lo.L, it's weird right now.
Is that game you're playing fun? Is it freeware?
>>703177015
So that's the origin of using that word. I can't live that life, I'm alright where I am.
>>703176908
It's only been happening since when I woke up, and I have like 160 Rem images I don't really use for unknows reason
>
>>703177381
>>703177509
Yup, it's melted into my brain, never to leave my vocabulary, even when I try to act civil I will manage out a swear or nigga somehow
>>703177381
Very nice job, Senpai
And your friend sounds nice
I also think I'm running out of pictures, I'm glad this thread is almost over because I'm losing track of which ones I've used again
>>703177509
that fine. everyone i play with feeds anyways right? and yeah its free
Ibuki is the only one for me :)
>>703177545
Well, I mean...
>>703177792
Other than the excessive tired and hungry, tonight has been S+ tier of good
>>703177875
SPOOKY BOOKI!
>>703177914
Eat something whenever you can then, senpai
>>703177914
Pew Pew Pew
>>703178102
Don't do it uncle Miho!
>>703178171
Bang Bang Bang
>>703177513
Don't stress it over. Can cause it to worsen.
You have nice pics I see. Use them more. She deserves more recognition with lovely art.
>>703177642
So, when talking to a police officer, "I didn't see anything, ni%%a."
Must be funny sometimes.
>>703177858
I would like to play with you sometime, maybe this weekend on Sunday. Might download it too.
>>703178171
Afternoon, Lebo.
>>703178204
>>703177994
Will do. I'll go grab something in like, 10 minutes or something.
>>703178102
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>703178171
Ne Ne, Karen! Looky!
>>703175045
>>703174561
>>703178216
DINDU NUFFIN
>>703178234
>>703178244
KABOOM!
>>703178244
WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOW
CONGRATS MAKOTO
Holy shit dude! I'm so happy for you!
Who's the australian friend? Grats on the job!
>>703178216
Hey Mami, how're you doing?
>>703178244
What the fuck, why do you have $2000?
>>703178216
ok sounds cool. its a bit grindy
>>703178346
Fug
>>703178361
The job isn't guaranteed yet. But the manager did say since i already stay up all night, it's a plus for me. Told me to drop off my resume and leave a note that it was me. Then I gotta do the interview and learn the job.
>Looked it up, it might actually be $110k a year!
Friends name is Dags, but he claimed in this thread as Kud.
>>703178407
Asked an Australian friend to lend me the money for an RX7 FC, since the bank denied my loan on "lack of credit history." Which is bullshit because I've already paid off other loans from them before.
>>703178326
Ay yo mane, thas racist. He gud nd go to choch.
That language, pains me.
>>703178361
I'm great, watching a movie and being on the thread. How about yourself?
>>703178560
I heard it takes a while to beat a match, I just go for the objective. I know it must be a noob thing to do.
>>703178613
Congrats dude, really happy for you. You deserved this shit.
You play WoWs on the US server, right?
>>703178244
Good
>>703178685
Kek I don't completely talk like that thankfully
