Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Wew, better be careful then. I would be so mad at myself if I sank one.
Sounds nice and chill.
3 was great too. I just love the tanks, on Xbox I was in the top 3 percent worldwide of tank skill rating.
I ship it~
You expect me to be above all that?
For those of you who have the insomnia bug, I take 5mg of melatonin and it really helps. I'm not supposed to take it, but you can't test for it on a piss test.
And I don't know if you drink a lot, but my drinking was really exasperating my insomnia and depression, and preventing me from really coping with it.
What rank are you? I'm somewhere between bad and okay.
Is there a game we all could play?
Yes, but you should atleast get used to that name.
That goes for any game where there are different classes and abilities.
The fact that they were rare ones didnt help.
I want sweets.
I know that but still though lol. Oh?
Kek wine and pizza again? You can hide it. I'm @ShinoaBro
Majority rule with shipmaster
Was 55ish last season. Not ranked right now.
No kidding, the only ship I have almost lost is my I-168.
>tfw senpai calls you adorable, even though you are not
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But you are.
It just occurred to me that Ive been using the same riding pants for nearly 5 years. Boots are going on 2 years. Helmet is easily 5 years. Yet my jacket is the most damaged piece. At 1 year.
Still better than Akitsushima or Nimu
But waifu is for laifu
Waffles, waffles, crispy golden waffles.
Not sure what you mean.
Well, Im out. Heading home in the wet. See you all in maybe 1 hour. Maybe 2. Depends on what I have to do when I get home.
You got a shipping pic?
Evening, how are things?
Guten abend, camarada.
I don't lie, Kitten.
It's a Mami.
No, but I'm sure I can make one.
They must be rare, never heard of either...
Mildly random, yet funny.
I already agreed with you on Telegram!
Both are event boats.
Nimu is the new sub.
Off for a nap or something,see you later.
I'd like to see this
Maybe eureka went to bed? :/
Im so fucking bored.
Good to see, what have you been up to?
It's a 1girl antenna!
How's the evening treating ya?
Have you been at school?
I'm good, been up and about with work. Also tried out the BF1 beta, which I got to say looks promising.
One day, Smugs. But I'm starving and tired, so not today.
>Maybe eureka went to bed? :/
Then maybe you should go join her. :^)
Ah thats why. I dont know anything about events. Might have to go do some reading.
Sounds good, take it easy and see you around Syndra!
Why do I get the feeling that Smug describes you much more so than I expected.... Kek.
You mean Saber? I dont know if I would say we are friends yet, I dont know enough about Saber to truly call him a friend. Why do you ask?
>tfw I 420 all the time so I am also red eyes
I don't go to school nigga, you confusin me for the other Yuno?
I'm just a bit sleepy lol
Get food dude lol
No other reason why I picked shinoa:p
being to a simple farmer and tending to my droprates, and coming to terms that life sucks
idk if it was saber, like two days ago someone with their waifu from az asked if my waifu was a boat hoping he found his friend, it was a brunette boat that he said if i remember correctly
hey you know, was it tsun that was on earlier that i talked to
Almost 5am so sounds about right.
Yep, I was posting as someone else at the time
>Well, it was bad, bad, bad, then good news!
>The last option before 200% interest or begging like a hobo is probably going to work out!
I should, but my legs appear to not want to work at the moment...
I guess you choose well then. kek.
az? Whats that? huh... Was it Kongou?
Favorite anime opening?
alright didnt check who it was earlier so just making sure
who do you post as alternately, i forget
az arizona state, if you dont know then it might of been someone else
anything not hype, something calm
I thought you were planning to or did, that's why I haven't seen you for a while....
I know Tsun does go to school.
Welcome aboard, though that can change, you got nothing planned for the future?
Missed my post?
Got none. Maybe if I invest more time to watching it perhaps. Also Evening To Game.
Oh no, still in my uncle's a/c busniess, do jobs here and there
Plus knowing me, I heavily grind on destiny or runescape so I probably go some days without posting here because of it
Kek calling it a night now
Right? Gotta know you more before I say she fits you homie
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Yes, hello. How've you been?
It always made me feel like watching an opening to the original metal gear solid, the CG accounted for that too
Did anything for Hikage's birthday?
Bored and want to sleep, but i can't sleep.
Oh you meant the state. My bad.
Yeah I think you might be right about that.
Sorry wish I could be of more help.
Fair enough. It was nice meeting you! Have a good night.
Never played mgs 1
You never replied! Maybe you forgot the link?
Night Smugs, I'll tease you about your ship later.
I picked up the legacy collection.
Take some temazepam
You seem to really like posting lewds of your waifu dont you?
Also I dont believe we have met, hello.
Good to know, still making that money. How much hours did you invest in those games, if had to guess?
Also are you planning to go to school?
I'm fine, just watching American History X with another person. How about yourself?
There you go! Hope it turns for the best.
What jobs are you applying for?
I linked to the wrong one...... Apologizes. Here. >>703171747
Maybe if i had a reason to go to sleep on time. I do not though.
That insomnia life...
I feel like having my soul ripped in half so I'm rewatching Katanagatari
You want to though, that's reason enough
damn im tired forgot it was the ninth, thought it was the tenth today and was gonna say i forgot
im not sure what i should do, maybe get a job, get another 3ds with senran and marathon, but theres a problem with that
nah its fine, dude was like did i finally find my friend, because i said something like, "hey i live in az too", asks me if my waifu is a boat (i was posting with no waifu that night), ask him what boat his friends waifu is, and that hes joining the navy or something(not his friend, but he himself is joining something) also said he likes boats himself not the anime waifu kind like physical shit
ive applied for a couple places not that many only 3
>other grocery store
Last I checked, over 1600 hours for destiny
over a year into 3000 hours in oldschool runescape
The damn site that tracks people's hours isnt finding my player for some reason
Eh.. I'm not too fond of school, I have learning disability or ADD or some shit
Get 3ds and hack it, get both senrans free
Ah I see. Misunderstanding all the way around then. kek.
Oh, I think its the Amatsukaze claimer your thinking of. Ive talked to him a few times.
Dont know if i ever really seen you post.
Eh. I will in a little bit. Want to join me? Naps are good.
I haven't been around much. Still rather new here.
>Wew nice pic
AMAZING! BASED AUSTRALIAN FRIEND CAME THROUGH FOR ME!
>PIC VERY MUCH RELATED!
Must be a good show, with that metaphor.
What time of day is it for you? If I may ask?
I'm not much of a people's person, just can't handle ignorance.
Grocery can be fun I heard, just pay is low. Theater, not sure about that, must be easy, or messy.
When did you complete them?
Oh goodness that's load of hours, makes mine look like minutes...... I would assume you're having fun while doing so?
I didn't know that.....
I'm 50/50 on school, seems like a waste or I could be missing out.
Naps are bad, but yes.
Can't be that bad if you're agreeing to it, hmm?
Off topic: Just looked up hikage figure on amazon..... $500 dollary doos... jesus h christ..
I laugh, cry, shout in anger, the works
Yep, highschool was um.. interesting til they placed me in some special ed-ish program making it easier for me to graduate
Bloating in stomach, dunno what it could be
No. North Dakota.
Haha yeah I noticed. There are quite a few.
You claim a fake girl. You insult others and discuss. What do you not get?
>Geez your English is actually worse than esdeath
So you live in the E.U?
I just wanted to know.
I know those times. And soon I will again.
Special Ed.... Wow. But you don't act like anything is wrong, you just act like you do, don't you?. Must've been awkward.
I think I ended up killing myself with that taser, because there is NO WAY this night is real.
>I just got offered a job doing paperwork at Bail Bonds down the street, pays $80k/year
friendly rich anon is friendly and rich
yea, the theatre about a week ago, sisters friend said they needed people since school started up again in early august here, and they need to go through a good amount, doubt ill get it though
the grocery stores a couple days back
im gonna sign up for like 2 or 3 more places tommorow
i looked it up before and i cri more than when i get beaten up by life, i also cri everytime i think of hikage because im reminded of the figures price
you have learning disability? so you only know something along the lines of ADD? you has job n shit?
the world may never know just like we'll never know the exact amount of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Oh no I was not put in class with helmet wearing tier retards, there are others who have difficulty in learning to we're grouped up and do simplier things
Tho it was mostly ghetto people that don't pay attention in class
I dunno if I have ADD, kinda feels like I do cause no matter how much I stare at teacher, the words just fly right past my ear
My work is my uncle's a/c business, I go with my pops to attics and shit, y'know the hard labor stuff
Again, bloating in stomach so mild worry and pain
Not constipation, if anything I actually really needed to let it out
Very! God damn, I have to think of a way to repay him with more than just the money.
>And no, boipucci is not an option
nice, not bad
did the lessons just not interest you or something? sometimes its just lack of interest and motivation, but then again i believe thats the case with most add or adhd people
i know a couple who got help either through those kinda classes or tutoring or something
maybe alot of gas or drinking alot or something
i dont know
you have a boipucci? i don't know man that sounds like your best and only option
I dunno mang, that seems a bit out there.
And the based Aussie himself makes an appearance!
If they don't hire you, keep trying.
I know how it works, been there, and they always put me off. Though, I scored an insurance company job then at a food factory. They suck, but it'll have to do now.
How am I not surprised. They're good acting like something is wrong with them mentally.
Taking any medication for it?
Also wonderful pic, like the shade of blues, very cheerful feeling.
Kud is adorable.
only quickly, i gotta go see a frand!
i think so :p!
Could be, maybe it's just a thing that'll move on
No, and yeah. I forgot I had it so I didn't add it to my folder, and this one was forgotten too
Its a mix of lack of interest and motivation but also 80% of the time I cannot catch what people say the first time so I tend to have people repeat themselves.. knowing highschool teachers giving no shits, they just go on wether if I caught on or not
In some way they are mentally dumb
Need a bounty hunter?
Almost fell asleep and I opened my eyes, all of a sudden I'm not tired anymore
Later Based Dags.
We'll see. I'm sure you'd make a good one... probably too good.
>Tasers only, you don't get to have sharp weapons
Dammit Kitten, you need your sleep!
i dunno mang, that seems perfectly fine to me
thats true, but either way i need to get the job, cant be staying home all day
ive had a bloated stomach, went away after some time, so yeah dont worry
depends where you go some teachers wont give shits during lessons but will help after wards, while others actually dont give shits
sleep is universally known to be for the weak
Off to bed, hopefully. Good night, if i don't come back.
Yeah yeah fine.. I'll go to sleep.
Well, as long as your up, revel in joy with me!
Seems a bit lewd
You'd aim for the eyes!
My highschool is rather ghetto.. it's an ancient ass buildings that aren't interconnected so I get classes across buildings, teachers and staff look like they hate themselves 90% of the time
The p.c. is still up and great. Runs BF1 and L.o.L nicely. How are you this evening?
I know so. Unique cuteness she has.
How long did you have this going on?
Again another great pic, you should find more of those types.
But you're not one of them. So that's good.
Yeah, it can be very boring, staying home and all. But I need a break soon.
Hope you land a good job with little to no stress.
eh its just you imagining shit
mine is like that too except for once we got funding 2 yrs back, new building should be done, teachers were nice at my school
thanks for the luck man
well everyone im off
cool. we will have to play LoL sometime and just playing World of warships
Eh.. kinda am, how else do you think I say "nigga" alot?
Born in the ghetto streets, even when I moved, still be around ghetto people
Lucky, only like 3 teachers outta my 4 years were nice
Lets have something a bit more original
See >>703174561 and >>703175045
>Mfw we car, and possibly GOOD paying job
Im gonna regret this. But yolo.
Chico roll for dinner again because they didnt leave me any pie.
I hardly even did anything, that's the thing! I simply asked him if he'd help me get the RX7, and he said yes... as long as I didn't run out on him with the money. Which I ain't no cunt, I pay my dues.
And the Manager of the other job just kinda offered it to me since I can already stay awake well at night and I let him into the parking garage!
>Rory, how close are you to Perth?
Have a great night.
I still have to get use to Lo.L, it's weird right now.
Is that game you're playing fun? Is it freeware?
So that's the origin of using that word. I can't live that life, I'm alright where I am.
It's only been happening since when I woke up, and I have like 160 Rem images I don't really use for unknows reason
Yup, it's melted into my brain, never to leave my vocabulary, even when I try to act civil I will manage out a swear or nigga somehow
Very nice job, Senpai
And your friend sounds nice
I also think I'm running out of pictures, I'm glad this thread is almost over because I'm losing track of which ones I've used again
that fine. everyone i play with feeds anyways right? and yeah its free
Well, I mean...
Other than the excessive tired and hungry, tonight has been S+ tier of good
Eat something whenever you can then, senpai
Don't stress it over. Can cause it to worsen.
You have nice pics I see. Use them more. She deserves more recognition with lovely art.
So, when talking to a police officer, "I didn't see anything, ni%%a."
Must be funny sometimes.
I would like to play with you sometime, maybe this weekend on Sunday. Might download it too.
Will do. I'll go grab something in like, 10 minutes or something.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Ne Ne, Karen! Looky!
Holy shit dude! I'm so happy for you!
Who's the australian friend? Grats on the job!
Hey Mami, how're you doing?
The job isn't guaranteed yet. But the manager did say since i already stay up all night, it's a plus for me. Told me to drop off my resume and leave a note that it was me. Then I gotta do the interview and learn the job.
>Looked it up, it might actually be $110k a year!
Friends name is Dags, but he claimed in this thread as Kud.
Asked an Australian friend to lend me the money for an RX7 FC, since the bank denied my loan on "lack of credit history." Which is bullshit because I've already paid off other loans from them before.
Ay yo mane, thas racist. He gud nd go to choch.
That language, pains me.
I'm great, watching a movie and being on the thread. How about yourself?
I heard it takes a while to beat a match, I just go for the objective. I know it must be a noob thing to do.
Congrats dude, really happy for you. You deserved this shit.
You play WoWs on the US server, right?
Kek I don't completely talk like that thankfully