Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I am in Biomedical Engineering, which is super interesting
Pull it out
She never has any problems with that, just stovepipes, double feeds and whatnot.
>A2 version is better and would be my combat rifle
>But Elle is my For Fun Raifu
I'm definitely not a morning person, kek
>I need a lot of sleep tho :<
Its based on caliber, higher calibers are higher grades if I remember correctly, and the schools do have toilets so they probably poop.
Holy fucking kek
I'm doing well. Reorganizing my apartment at the moment.
>Mfw got you confused with MP5
That picture that he posted was very obviously MP5, due to her holding MP5 and the filename saying MP5.
Is it a cute little one?
Haha, sieg heil am I right goys- I mean guys?
How's it hanging?
>Mfw denied loan due to lack of credit history
Yeah correct. It's easy to tell the difference i'm apparently the autistic one
Very well freind, watching the open mic.
A lot of sjw preaching, gettin scared. No lie
That I can understand, some people have changes when the drink gets in em.
Im lucky, I guess
Ive been well, really loved this becoming a daily ritual
A home away from home in a lot of aspects
>not me, galil
None the less, herro!
Neither am I, but I love running.
>Using credit ever
Don't dig yourself into that hole. Just save up for what you need and make investments to make money grow.
I want this to make sense
Don't catch it on fire
Hm, are MILFs like bazookas? And GMILFs artillery?
Reminder that you are a dirty pervert
How is the book cover going?
Don't touch my waifu normies she's mein
nuu the doritos powered dream machine will wait it's ok
Let's just say that crown on Vigils head doesn't belong there.
Then I have lots of grand hugs to offer!
I know that feel..
I had big problems getting a phone contract.
>settled on a Pepsi phone
Mostly a welcome change, I admit. Maybe to a bad extent.
I'm glad you've been happy! I know exactly how you feel.
A winning cute.
Shiro plz don't bully me
fran is the DND game going down tonight?
I like running too, but I bike more frequently and I bike when its warmer/brighter out
Something like that I think. Kek
That's the plan, gunna ask my mom to cosign for me again. I plan to pay off this one fairly fast.
It's not a large loan. Only $2k, and I need it so I can get this car, and stop relying on my dads Bronco. Then I can pay it off in like, 5-6 months and be done with it.
Called the guy that's selling, he said it's not going anywhere, but I'd still like to make it final as soon as I can.
Oh god, I remember my time with those. A shitty old flip phone that could hardly even take pictures.
I think I know who this is.
Flattering me so early today Fran~
You ask me every time you see me. the answer is the same as last, the book cover is done and im onto new projects
hows your day been?
Why thank you.
I have yet to see panty and stocking, but it's on my list.
Claiming based Kanbaru waifu.
you're the olive nigger one
sorry friend no ERP in here sadly
it is a hugbox though if you're into that
you got picked by the most normy waifu
I am well.
Hugs are always nice, especially from you. You are very nice.
You're the bully here.
I hate running when it's day out. Usually I go on the treadmill. I prefer middle of the night or early morning.
>Mfw Esdeath said this is one of his favorite songs, if not his favorite
Not even going to lie, Nomy is hot as fuck though, and I don't even like guys like him normally
I'm guessing you want to gas me?
>Try it fuccboi
We've already got a Nazi
Good at the moment
About to do some of my online schoolwork
>I think I know who this is.
whats going on here.
Shiro don't label me. very rood
Hey saber. Been in a bit of a slump in league
I thought it was changed to tomorrow for Holo
I'm still frustrated at this. They need to explain it
Loli boat butt
I try, but is that all it takes? Just a guy writting a few mean sentences? Pathetic
What kind of new projects?
Starting college, so I'm kind of spooked
>not the Remington R700
Your raifu is shit m8
Eh, is what it is.
My favorite just came on!
I hope to see more of you, its good to have you back.
Okay so you don't think Makotos cute?
Did I tell you I made you this?I'm not sure if I did, because I'm dumb.
I hope its easy.
That's a relief. Is it twin rotors btw? I don't know much about illuminati engines
You're correct. It should be gathering dust, somewhere where it won't be found again. But I claimed it for myself anyways, naturally. It took much less than I thought it would. How boring.
Well that's unfortunate been on a big win streak here. Diana is super fun
Ah, yeah treadmills are cool!
>I'd like to get a stationary bike that I could ride at night.
Poor Elle, always jammin
>But its okay cause she's cute as fuck
I wish I was better explained too, but its okay cause Elle a cute.
You almost had quads! look at that! See, good stuff can happen when you stop your bullying ways.
No you didn't
Nice job though, Galil
I give you my love all the time bully-chan
Might play a bit more later, hope for the best
But my autism!
And I'm gay, so I don't get the qt girls doing g qt things bonus that mug
This is true
How are you doing, cutie?
I'm sure we talked before!
No don't worry, it's the latest tech.
The all new updated 2016 certified official refreshing Pepsi smartphone! Now in 1080p crisp smooth resolution!
Soon it'll be on your top 10 anime list. An extremely funny one.
Though, I won't go on about it. Best to watch it blind.
Awh gosh.. Don't make me blush in public..!
Besides, you're nicer.
I'm loving these Kneesocks pictures. They're great.
Its good to be back. Just as warm and welcoming as ever!
Take note everyone, this is how you choose a waifu.
As if it's yours.
Tell all your friends if you wish, you know you never received it willingly.
I just want to say I love you. You're a real cutie!
Different universe, but the R700 is pretty top-tier.
MP5/10 is better.
So is UMP45
Really MP5 is the worst of the family
Noe you can make your own sick puns!
When everyone started to love you <3
Ah, yeah. But yeah it would be much better if the explanations were better or at least explained how the internals worked n stuff
Trips guy! Don't give up! We believe in you.
Tbh i suck at making jokes and puns
It is, and I did.
We both know that I claimed much more than just the crown, do we not~?
Soon, Cat, soon.
Oh, Makoto a super cute. I get too many people here calling ME cute, which is not true. Sorry for that confusion.
Yep, it's the 13b motor, twin Dorito. Somewhere down the line when I'm making a bit more, I'm gunna get a coupe version, and I'ma drop a 20b motor in it, which is a triple rotor.
But for now, twin is enough for me.
Damn, that sounds MILES better than mine. Still miss it some times though. Thing was built like a brick and could go to hell and back with nothing more than some scratches.
It's a Trips Guy!
Good people should be appreciated. You should always get the flowers while you can still smell them.
Singer, his name is liam.
Sounds like nick jonas a bit.
Im a sucker for a boy band sound on acoustic guitar!
Exactly, thats why this is one of the better places on b, super comfy!
And thank you, I had fun with photoshop a couple nights!
My dad works at Remington
The Goyim were making bullpups that made the rifle overall more compact, so the Jews with "Muh Dismount Times" ditched the Galil rifle (even though there were way more M4's and supposedly it is still in service). Many shekels were had to make the Tavor rifle "the best" rifle, to the point that the United States, NRA "American Rifleman" made it 2014 "Golden Bullseye" rifle of the year.
I love the Upotte! Wiki
Well I have no idea what you're talking about...
Damn, I didn't know there was a flip up one. This one is actually decent.
Plus there's the huge bonus of telling people you have a Pepsi phone.
You're too cute.. You're clearly the sweetest and nicest!
One of the only nice places. Its not exempt from cancer though, that's for certain.
Heh, you did well! I might use one as a background actually.
Could you make one with Stocking and Kneesocks? My two favourite PSG characters heh.
I'm sure we talked before.
Remind me, lewd or cute? I'm leaning more towards you being cute.
Hmm? It was never not really there. I just skip it when i feel more like a bully.
Hmm, briefly i think, yeah.
Hey guy we are still playing tonight i hope im just fixing my place.
Couldn't have asked for a more kind and heart warming comment to welcome me to the thread.
Thank ye kindly.
That it is
Still lacking the trips however
All they have to do is pick organs or machine bits! Not hard
An you link a song?
Lolli boat butt lover
Who's this I see?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Not sure if I'll get a turbo for the 13b. And a supercharger is out of the question. But maybe I will, if I can find one cheap enough. Won't do a lot of boost though, since the motor is fairly old.
It was years ago in middle school. I doubt they have flip phones anymore. And is there?
It's okay mang, I believe in you! You just gotta win a few races and the trips will be yours!
True. I think they'd go with organs that are connected to the gun bits. At least thats what I'd do, less complicated anatomy to deal with.
You're welcome ^^
Oh look, a smug!
This is a conversation that'll never progress. You are cuter, sweeter, and nicer than me. Those are facts. Wanna know how I know? Because I smile when you come into thread.
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND RIGHT NOW
WHAT YOU'RE TRYNA TELL ME
I'M GONNA CONCENTRATE SOMEHOW,
EXPLAIN IT TO ME SLOWLY
GIVE ME AN EXTENSION CORD
SO I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU
I KNOE IT LOOKS LIKE IM ABOARD
BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS
I GOT A PROBLEM LIKE A LOADED GUN
That's right nigga
Keep trying though, I believe in you!
Nobody is good at puns
Galil is its own family
And part of the extended AK family as well though. So, you are technically correct, the Jews are superior once again!
DONT THINK I DONT SEE YOU
Remington is shit though
Shut ya cockhole
Right, of course not. Silly me~
I'd recognise a cutie. How are you?
Someone less cute than you, for sure!
>love this picture
I need to find this. Sounds hilarious.
Pepsi is clearly better than coca cola. I'd like to see them make a phone.
Oh my.. You do? I don't know how to respond.. That's so sweet!
You can't claim I'm cuter whilst saying something so adorable! As if I don't feel happy when I see you!
No! You can't.. Do that!
Shush! You don't get a say!
Shiro is just being sweet as always!
yup invite me anytime
fun project ahead I'm jealous
Good god i feel fucking sick as fuck right now
One of these days, sure! Be happy to do it
And you are right, it really is a rare bread.
Found an article, but Ill be damned if I can find a song...
Nigga, you wrong
Old Remington rocks.
Anything new is kinda lower tier do
We did one time before you left I think
I hope it was cute
maybe not cause you're a bully
Oh look a qt!
Says the qt herself. Hello stocking. Feeling well I hope
Teaspoon of vodka infused black ground pepper should help
Of course I do. You're a very positive person, how couldn't you make me smile?
But alas, I should go for my run. I won't be gone for long, an hour or so. See you then, amazingness.
As soon as I finish konosuba I'll start it.
I heard it's kinda like dead leaves so I'm a lil excited.
work projects, just some larger things.
College is nothing to be scared of.
Thank you anon.
>Pepsi better than coke
Falsities! Coke is better.
>Mostly because Pepsi is normally flat before I finish it.
Haha, won't be for another few years at least. Until then, I'm going to enjoy keeping my apex seals in tact.
What did I do?!
DID YOU KNOW I NEVER WON
CONFRONTATIONS I EVER DONE
GONNA BLOW LIKE A LOADED GUN
GOT A PROBLEM LIKE A LOADED GUN
DID YOU KNOW I NEVER WON
CONFRONTATIONS I EVER DONE
GONNA BLOW LIKE A LOADED GUN
BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND RIGHT NOW
WHY EVERYBODYS LEAVING
IM GONNA CONCENTRATE RIGHT NOW
AND FIND ANOTHER REASON
GIVE ME AN EXTENSION CORD
SO I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU
I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE IM ABOARD
BUT I DONT REALLY HAVE A CLUE
MPX is god tier, no 10mm version though
What are the symptoms? I have pretty good medical knowledge you know
The factories aren't making old Remington are they?
TAR a shit, Galil is far better bullpup is for gays.
I guess those are all true now days.
Hmm. How times have changed.
I think last time we talked, you were known by a certain title.
I'm fairly good. Do need to run off soon and get something to eat, though.
How about you?
What? Does being a bully exclude me from being nice and sweet once in a while?
It's called being tsundere.
I'm not doing anything...
>You don't get a say
When did this become the case?
Just ate a bit much
And probably because the pizza crust had garlic on it
>tfw garlic can actually make me sick
>tfw everyone in my family likes it
>tfw it was pizza hut
EASY ON THE EYES
TRUTH IS LIKE A LOADED GUN
DON'T WANNA POINT THAT THING 'ROUND HERE
MAKE ALL YOUR SKELETONS APPEAR
>nevers said Tar was good, was just saying that it made me laugh
Thank ye my good nigga
Your belief gives me strength to go on
Just gotta keep my attempts up I guess
The motivation is well appreciated my good man
Hmm, I'm certain it was cute. You seem so adorable.
Unless you got caught in the lewd.. I hope you're not a pervert!
As if! You're clearly the cuter!
I'm feeling well tonight thank you, how about you?
You're so sweet.. I'm so glad I can make you happy! I always enjoy talking to you!
Enjoy your run, I'm not sure if I'll be here upon your return but I'll ensure to come back for you tomorrow!
You'll love it, it made me laugh so much. I rarely laugh at shows.
>Pictures just get better
I'm sorry but you're wrong! Pepsi just tastes better!
That's likely. That's uh, that's in the past.
Oh? Anything good?
I'm a little bored, beginning to get tired.
Stop stop! Not in thread... I can't be so embarrassed.. Gosh..
It became the case when you were wrong!
I'm not even trying. This isnt hard, but I know what is~~
Sworn to secrecy?
Konosuba is great
It is why I call you Butts
Yeah I assume it's your only car? Keeping it mint until you have enough money to fool around is indeed the best plan
Might as well have one quick attempt before bed
This could get ugly, but better try than not at all
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>Garlic gets you sick
That sucks, I love garlic
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, faster than my bullet
>Never said you said TAR was good, just saying Galil a best
Wish I could find somethin, hes really good!
So few of the older models.
Only the tried and true now.
Pretty fine. Store manager told me he'd give me a call today
DAMMIT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU DID
Very well so far! Expecting a call today
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT DAMMIT
Thank you. Your efforts were great as usual
We can go til the cows come home. You're obviously the cuter one! I'm doing well myself. Waiting for a call for new retail job
The taste, the smell, everything about it puts me off
>In the past
>Picture is undies
If you say so, i suppose.
Maybe some pizza? Haven't really made up my mind yet.
I'm not sure that makes sense to me. Do what you want though.
Well, not everyone likes everything I guess
>Just kidding I still love you
Oh a call? For a job or something? Nice. I'm playing Siege, I haven't played a lot but I unlocked the SAS first because they have the L85
>but thats like a software update to fix a lot of bugs.
I wanna get a good skin so I'm working towards 2500 in game currency.
I think you bully too much for it be considered tsundere
I might have gotten caught in the lewd once
Doing good, just playing some league with friends.
Always two steps ahead.
>It became the case when you were wrong
But I wasn't wrong yesterday, nor earlier tonight, for that matter~
That's it. Suicide stream in 10 minutes.
Trips guy? Wow, still at it?
Sleep well, you'll get them one day.
Wrong! You're cuter! You know it's true!
Oh, I need something like that too.
Like you're against it! I bet you love it.
Hmm.. Can't really go wrong with pizza.
Unless you're me and you burn it, then have to eat a delicious burnt calzone.
Nobody can resist. I bet you loved it.
Oh, sounds fun!
I'm just laid in bed, wondering what to do.
Stop bullying me!
Sleep now quiet now, its time to go to bed
I don't know either.
Wow Galil-chan, way to break my heart </3
>i still love you too
Also, talk to me on telegram
I'm doing my schoolwork right now and 4chan takes for fucking ever just to reply because of the captchas and shit
IN MY HEEEAAAAD THERE'S AN ENDLESS WAR
I'M STARING AT THE ONES I HATE AND NOBODY KNOWS HOW WROG THEY ARE
IN MY HEEEAAAAD I WOULD MAKE YOU FALL
IM STARING AT THE ONES I HATE AND I REALLY CANT WAIT TO KILL YOU ALL
IN MY HEAD
IM LIVING IN A WORLD OF CHAOS BUT NOBODY CARES
Alright qt if you say so~
Claiming husbando. I will go to work at my brain rotting corporate job, and come home to my cute stay at home NEET.
im thinking of getting a second opinion a diagnoses from a psychiatrist
Shut up, baka.
I don't mind it.
Burnt pizza isn't the worst thing, depending on the severity.
I simply cannot. We're going full bully now~
Its the start of a dream sequence.
Its 11am and Im at work. No time for sleep.
I might have~
bottle blonde :^)
I dunno, Coke has that refreshing crisp taste...
Yep. I'll only have 1 car, and 1 bike. Too poor to afford much else.
I don't have the slightest clue, why don't you enlighten me~
A job at a retail store. Sounds fun and you remind me of penny anon
Thanks homie. You doing anything?
WELL ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!
My gets says other wise. I went to the mall and saw this store with a long ass line with only one lady at the cashier. I think imma get it
Kek. a very lewd anon from a few months back. Plenty of anons would know about the 'popular' bun and the smug lol
Oh it's severe.
It was basically charcoal but I was poor and had to suck it up or go rummage the garbage.
Fine! Just bully the innocent Stocking!
You're my dream sequence <3
You're unknowingly tempting.
But does it have the cool, sweet taste that you get nowhere else?
I hope you get it! Easy money.
I don't know why they wouldn't hire such a cutie.
Just intro college stuff
You might want that
So my brother wants to surprise my mother with a new Mustang for Christmas. Its a definite upgrade from a diesel Passat.
Am I? Am I really? Or is it Rory?
And now the grind for parts begin
Not really just listening to some mean music and playing games
Oh why thank you
I've never worked at a retail before. Just restaurants, a warehouse and currently a gym. Because they're looking for you. Must be their mistake. We both have purple hair!
So nothing fun
What games and I can take a guess at the music you're currently listening to :^)