Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed and stocking is the cuter one
Tomodachi wa hoshii keredo
Komyunikeeshon ga nigate desu
Hontou wa nakayoku naritai
Dakedo dakedo kokoro no kagi wa watasenai
Watashi wa Marui Hitoha
No, it is not grape soda.
Yep. First up, getting a small flat 10" so the music doesn't sound like utter shit.
well people on here got me thinking maybe I should try for a new diagnoses out of my own curiosity and I dont know my head is a spin
I've lived some tough times, friend.
Luckily I'm living the dream now. I could afford so many hot wheels cars.
Maybe.. Old habits don't leave you..
No no! You just love bullying me!
Fuck schoolwork right now, I'm just gonna lay down and drink some water
Actually threw up for once too so there's that
We just want to help
well i mean in general with they way people talk to me on here and im curious
Lewd habits don't
Perhaps you should, but it's not because your therapist doesn't call you autistic or tells you to kill yourself like everyone in here that he's wrong. Just give him some time to figure you out
gotta make sure that the eurobeat gets blasted on point
Imma head over to /aco/ for some "business" for about 10-30 minutes.
Dude, go for it, bettering yourself is literally the best thing you can do right now.
I'm doing good, nice monster waifu
Yep. Found a small low profile one for about $130 or so. Don't need it to bump and rattle the car or anything. JUST enough to make the lows sound meaningful, ya know?
>Cousin has like, two 14" woofers in his trunk
Sounds like shit, the car rattles a fuck ton, and the deep bass response is kinda crap.
All is well here too.
Hmmm. No. I'm afraid not. But you're partially right. It can be rather enjoyable.
Going to get food. BBS
And now you lose cutie again, because you're a meanie.
Slutty bully maid.
Good to hear!
People don't change~
Sometimes I can't resist...
I like ya
I will QOTT this. I'mma be working at forver 21
Oooohhhh a racing game!
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT
Forever 21? My sister works their, she tried to major in fashion but it didn't work out so well. Kek.
Oh its you!~
>TFW triceps fucking hurt badly
>Whole upper arm is sore for some reason
>Can't jerk off
No qt bf yet, but I'm working in that!
Setting up a Tindr profile soon
You were mean first
Enjoy your food
Well as long as it isn't always its fine I believe
Need some help, Galil-chan~? <3
RIP you m8
He only comes to bully me...
Heh.. Yeah.. Not always.. Sure..
Yeah I don't get what's the point of having everything buzzing in the car.
>There's a tiny rattling coming from my dash just from the car vibration and it pisses me off so bad
It's not a huge simulation game but it's fun and casual. Regarding the music there is indeed some angry yelling involved but not exactly emo screamo
no he just always says im not that bad im just not sure if he is right tbh
but what If i get diagnosed a sociopath is thier stuff i gotta do like warn the neighbor hood fuck that
Don't be so lewd Felix, everyone can see!
You don't have to do anything, you'll probably be barred from owning guns, but I don't think you like them anyway, plus the owner of the store would probably deny you a dale even if it was legal for you to buy one
Same. Like, get everything properly tightened if you want that much bass. Otherwise, get something modest that doesn't sound like you just turned your ghetto blasters from WalMart up to max volume while barely in range of a radio signal.
>Mom can't cosign because income/debt ratio
~~maybe I can be your arm for tonight?~~
Well let me ask this way. Do you know what is right and what is wrong? Can you stop yourself from doing dumb things?
I was also going to ask
Birthdays aren't as nice as they used to be
Want me to ask you on telegram next time then, galil~?
Forgive me Miia.FORGIVE MEEE ;-;
Thanks for noticing friend
O shit is it your birthday DM?
Please say yes I need an excuse to not be sober
Shush, just accept it
Felix is the only boi for me, sorry
Not doing too well anymore.
Oh my, if you say so bb~
Should I be lewd on there instead of here, Galil-chan~? <3
Well if that's the only thing he's saying, he's not really being useful and at this point you could consider seeing another one
Sucks she can't cosign, but it's probably for the best in case you got money fucked
It's completely fair game, until someone ends up in a bind~
Don't believe her lies.
W E W
Gay sexting? With out me? How dare you!
>Eru has good sights, noticing is easy!
How are you? ^^
/a/ doesn't like me.
Awww poor her! What's she going for now if I may ask?
Aww yeah! There we go, tiger!
I hear there's a LOT of serial killers there
We'll im doing the same unless you admit you're the cutey
Doing well homie. Waiting for a job call today. You?
But thank you
It is indeed
Here's your excuse to get shitfaced
Sorry, Fran </3
Okay, talk to me on there then~
I'm heading off now! I enjoyed talking as always!
Stay cute /waifu/! Failing that, there's no harm in getting a little lewd.
I wont kill anyone unless i plan on dieing myself cause I dont wanna go jail
You should be happy. Put down the scotch and smile.
Goodnight you lovely angel
OKAY, I"M FINALLY AWAKE!
Now then, Renge... about that deal...
Ya, but now I've gotta find someone else that can. This could present a problem...
>I might actually have to ask my Australian friend to borrow that money after all, and I really didn't think I'd even have to consider it...
C'mere Smugs :^)
Eh. Could be better. Could be worse.
And yourself? I hope all is well.
Use your discretion.
Would I lie?
My gaydar sucks, so thats why I'm using that. Don't want a repeat of what happened with that one friend
Maybe one other day...
Do you have mood swings?
How would you put your mood most days?
Ever thought about it?
Fuck it, may as well do this. Rip everyone here
She's super smart though, she wanted to write for fashion magazines.
I'm enjoying myself and my classes are easy, so life is good. ^^
Goodnight. Sleep very nicely.
Yuuko! How are you today?
No fighting in the War room.
depends on the day im easy to anger I hear. my tendencies remain the same unless im upset then I dont wanna do anything.
We made a deal?
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal
I'll need you on voice, of course
What are you up to my dude?
Snek FUCK YEAH!You dont say no to snek
I was hot but i did exercise today.
Just one more day til the weekend. I think you can make it <3
You're doing fine
I've had no scotch...yet :^)
Everyone should be happy, really
Thank you kindly, best Doll
It has been a while
And I'll be on voice, don't you worry
I'm so sorry
So you are in control of yourself?
I regret nothing!
Oi, it's a Doll!
It's not, but unless I go to one of these loan sites, I don't particularly know what to do. I only have 8 more days I can legally be driving the Bronco, and after that, I'm SOL.
The deal Goyim, the deal! You give me four $5 bills, and I give you ten $1 bills! It works in your favor, you're getting more bills out of it Goyim!
I'm almost there with you. Classes are easy, but now I need to find a way to enjoy myself. Hmm.
Nice, nice. I'll try to make it. You should too.
Running with a stomach ache is harder than I anticipated.
How are you today?
I hate you so much
How's the birthday boi?
Cant be that bad. And I guess. Never used a dating app before cause of possible people never showing up from what my firends told me or they don't really look how they look in the picture. Something about them being really fat and covering most body but face
Dude if she's the next mansa musa..
Writing is really fun!
Shall I get started drinking without you?
Do you need ten dolla nigga? I can throw ten dolla at you.
Startlingly mediocre, and you?
most of the time yes ive had some impulsive moves like pantsu steal and spit drink
Actually go ahead and do what needs to be done so you can have your ride. Who am I to give life advice I've never done anything with mine
When the hell was i mean to you today?
Sarcastically calling you baka because you said i wasn't tsundere?
About the same for me. Running on a stomach ache is a bit harder than I anticipated.
>two ships singing for me
Truly beautiful, thanks for the keks you gave me
We all should, friend
How's your lovely self doing tonight?
It's been like a normal day
But the food was good
And got more money~
How's Shinoa-bro doing?
It's your call, I'll get started whenever Kurikuri gets on
I need about ten dolla... times 200.
I'ma throw in and see about these loan sites. I mean, as long as the interest isn't too brutal, it surely can't be THAT bad, right?
Now i'm just sitting and relaxing, waiting this weekend.
Good luck in that job call.
What really matters is that none murder me, or at least don't do it with out raping me first~~
Any violent impulses?
I may be able to find worse
For now, here is a qt
Oh I am? Thanks for the heads up Yuuko.
Good guess anyway, although I'm probably gonna sleep soon. You doin alright?
That it has, Bote, glad I caught ya on the birthday though, I'll have a few in your honour at some point tomorrow. Get anything nice?
A sleepy one at that. What's up?
Got some Rainbow Six Siege going. I'm carrying hard with my L85A2.
I'm a simple man, I has guns, I go pew pew
But yeah, hobbies and stuff like that are great for downtime, especially when you're really bored and don't have any work due for half a month
Yeah it is! I love writing and drafting n stuff
Sorry I can't really help you with this. I hope it comes out ok
It's the best thing I could think of.
How are you Doll?
I didn't mean today baka
I can throw some at you but I've only got 5K
I'd thought he already was, actually, but I guess not
I'll go ahead and start
I really need it tonight
I've been really lagging in that, haven't been running in way too long. Work and school makes it hard to find a good time.
I recognize a few of the words in that sentence
I've never been one for any kind of FPS stuff
Seems like fun, though!
Hey Doll, what's going on?
Yeah, this is who I am
God damn you, Diane
Forget about Jack, he's not coming back
But I'm gonna be your man
Yeah, this is who I am
I love you, Diane
I waited so long, your boyfriend is gone
It's me now instead, cause I cut off his head
Yeah, this is who I am
A killer, Diane
Just please let me say before they take me away
That I want to be your man, Diane
How's it going, Shiro? doing well?
alot I wish I could kill and my hands clench up when I think about goreing someone I can stop though then thier is the two mice I killed
Just fine. Just fine.
Engaging in some light pleasant conversation.
It's nice how much such a little thing can help.
You're also lovely
Waiting on what, homie?
Same here. Kinda want out on the gym but I love everyone there
Smuggin' it up
Got moar poutines? ;_;
Pretty good. Waiting for a job call today
Because you remind me of bun. I miss the bun ;_;
Oh. Sorry :/
Good. It shows progress. We're they wiggling?
you kinky sunnuvabitch
What was your favorite subject in school?
Trying to decide whether or not to pull the trigger on this loan website so I can get my car.
>Bank denied my loan on terms of "not enough credit history" and I don't have anyone that can cosign it
Just trying to get the 2k for the car. I fully intend to pay back whoever I get the money from, whether it's a friend, bank, or if it comes to it, Credit loan site.
Bun will bring you to the milky dungeon soon, don't worry.
Hm, that's not that good. Everyone does want to sometimes, but we are able to use our anger on something constructive. Have you blown off steam in video games?
I am submissive...
Come back to me now, Diane
I will find you, Diane
I've been waiting for hours and I do understand
That you're not coming back here, Diane
But I'll find you wherever you ran
I'll kill you, Diane
Believe me, I can
Wherever you run from me
I'll catch you so happily
I'll kill you, Diane
You must be insane
When you run away from me
I'll catch you so easily
God damn you, Diane
Nope, but it hurt my tricep a little to type.
And I still didn't find my damn Bloodborne disk. I'll be having quite few tonight with some friends. That ought to cheer me up a bit.
I got some money and a really nice pair of jogging shoes. I'm still blessed
And what great thinking it was~
Doing good today?
No, he said that he'll get off work soon
Had a long day?
Yeah, it's crazy how big of a help something can be sometimes.
Funny you say that, I had a great poutine yesterday
Lil' smug with a new job~
When did they hire you?
Ah, that's no good. I've been getting better, so that's nice.
I forgot to ask, who's your favorite college football team?
Yep, I'm well I suppose. How about you?
I'm well enough. Watching some american football.
Practice what you preach
I like cutting off body's in fallout and sometimes if im very mad i take meds or get giggles
So bring me justice, bring her to me
Help me, God, I'm going crazy
She's in my head and she's not leaving
So leave me alone
You evil whore
I won't take it no more, no more
I don't want no business with a girl that never smiles
I don't want no business with a girl that always lies
Stay low tomorrow now hear me all
Here comes scarecrow and I will fall
Probably Creative Writing, but in general History.
>Creative writing class at my HS was the best, had this cool guy who graded us by page count.
>I turned in an 85 page thing once.
>Made my grade.
I like fantasy stuff, spooky stuff, and action stuff. ^^
Headache is somewhat better but my throat hurts a bit, cough drop should help though i think.
You up to anything?
Gamecocks. I went to USC so I'm a little biased. It's, ah... It's a build year.
Most of it wasn't bad, just had a long talk this evening that got to me.
I can probably throw a few hundo your way if I can figure out how to do that.
Heyo Shino, how's it going?
Sleepy but good, yourself?
Whole lotta nothing, I'm switching off. Just waiting for the snooze cruise. Yourself?
Every little helps.
That's a bummer, can't you get a credit card and just only use it when you can instantly repay it? That'll get you some history.
I've started playing through it again, Ludwig's 20x harder than I remember kek.
There's always that, alcohol solves everything.
Fair enough, could do with some shoes myself.
When I played New Vegas I had a mod so I could blow off arms while they were still alive, I loved it
Hey guy help me beat spider
thats cool I have a bathtub filled with bodies I cut up in fallout 4 kek
I was all day, until you started it.
I was being nice to you...
I see.. Some talks can really make a night shit
I'm jealous. You probably lost some skills, maybe lost your edge in dodging
Of course it does, which is why I love it so much.
>TFW no Fallout 4
I just want the shovel AK
>look up schedule
I'm so sorry for you.
My throat is also a little bit eh.
Nope, just watching a football game. You?
Likewise. Should sleep soon.
Bullying can be nice aswell
Stocking wanted me to tell you that you will be missed.
As sad as it is, my hobby for almost a year now, has been cataloging this place. Other than that, I enjoy some other things. But anyways, I'm chatting with a friend and enjoying some music at the moment, so I am fine for now.
Got a few others I can ask first. See what they say about it.
It's not that I have no credit history, it's that i don't have enough. I just got a credit card, but I only have a $1k limit, and I need $2k for the car.
>This song starts playing
It's 2 real right now.
sorry man I can give a real one
Like saints we act
We're dogs and that's a fact
Let's die for everything we've done
And now I'm cold as stone
You made me lost
A stone of dust
Let's kill the sun for what we are
And leave me here with God
And I will pay my sins
With my own blood
So paint this world in black
No need to carry on
Our God is better off
When we're all gone
Bun left. We've been together for a good 5-6 months. Might be gone for the same time too :(
I got nothing against that. I want to be gently dominated tbh. Still would like to be the domain tho
You sure your triceps? I'm not saying you're wrong cause I work at a gym but you mean your forearms?
Maybe tomorrow if they give call me about when i can come in
85 PAGES?! HOLY SHIT
Same here even though I was more of a science kid in HS
Ah gotcha. And your best write on a giving topic? Cause I enjoyed writing about a topic that changed your view in the world
Oh, well that's a shame, at least you seem to be enjoying something else at the moment though.
I'm just playing ssbb at the moment.
I could make one if I wanted, all I need is an AK, a shovel a saw, a fire and a hammer.
Triceps are like, the back (ish, Im notngood at describing stuff) of the upper arm isn't it?