Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>image dump to cap
Why?
>>703039245
At 7pm, ya dingus
>>703040463
To get rid of bad OP.
Miho claimed
>>703040463
Because someone is butthurt that the thread didn't had "waifu" in the pasta.
Wow barely new thread
Slow
>>703040517
good shit
>>703040520
>>703040533
Bad reason in my opinion.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
Finaly.
http://i.imgur.com/yA87BJf.jpg
All that for a decal.
>>703039430
Or when the jungler flashes in just to ''assist'' in killing a 100hp enemy.
>>703040377
She is not, Alice char dev was trash tier. But she is cute.
>>703040175
Let me be butthurt, I've been looking for a reason to spam her for some time.
>>703040144
Thanks for the advice, but I don't feel like downloading something just to find a specific thread.
>>703040606
There are people who care, you can't really do much.
>>703040612
>jungler not having a gap closer
What even is jungling anymore.
>our riven is going crit
WHY
>>703040857
Don't ask us, ask him.
>>703040606
Lewd.
It's whatever. I can understand why and why not.
I'm in the camp of not caring. It's not like the old thread had anything important in it.
>>703040953
More lewd. What's going on, Tomoko?
>>703040612
Oh yeah. Also a good one.
>>703040857
I had an AD Karthus yesterday.
>>703040683
Just so you know the archive archive.b-stats.org, only saves threads that show up in the tripfag finder, again pretty mediocre since it doesn't use Foolfuuka like all sensibile archives.
>>703040601
>>703040857
Wat?
Saw something about something and I thought and said yeah.
>>703041073
Very descriptive
>>703040998
I woke up only a few moments ago.
And I am extremely horny for some reason.
>>703041135
Yes
>>703041073
Hello Squid girl
>people who couldn't even rank up from silver talking about the game, even if they are probably the reason they lost some games
Good shit.
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>703040761
What is anything anymore.
Supports are going alone, tanks are going mid, 2 people jungling, its chaos.
>>703040857
See
>>703041183
Shut the fuck up
Taiga claim~
>>703041353
Wow, rude.
>>703041053
That explains why that one archive saves trips too. Thanks for the tripcode knowledge persona master.
>>703041319
Logic being? Only 2% of the community has achieved diamond, are they the only players that have permission to discuss the game?
>>703041317
What's up miho. Anything good in a while?
>>703041490
Logic being?
Are people who use :^) 90% more retarded?
Probably yes.
claim
thread got strangely active after i leave for 20 min
>>703041520
No not really. You?
>>703041655
Nothing at all. I'm bored and want to sleep.
>>703041459
I love when you talk, don't listen to that meanie~
>>703041469
Nyan~ What you up to?
>>703041490
>>703041817
I cant sleep....
>>703041844
Noting just watching youtube.
And its starting to rain.
>>703041183
Huh. Maybe deal with that, i guess?
>>703041620
tsundere cat <3
>>703041620
How is that related to any of the previous posts? Nice pic though.
>>703041929
Let the rain pour on your skin!
>>703041844
Eh? What do you mean?
>>703041951
You can't just NOT be horny. Even if you fap. That can even backfire.
>>703040396
Who dat? I need to fap.
>>703041183
>>703042088
morning wood?
>>703041620
90% is alot and your bunching everyone together, its like saying all iPhone useres are retarded for buying an iphone
>>703042070
wat?
>>703042163
That is a given. This is more "I really want to stick my dick into someone."
>>703042088
Just tryin' to be friendly that's all~
>>703042099
Anchovy from Girls und Panzer.
>>703041929
I would like to sleep if I didn't nap for 3 hours earlier.
>>703042088
Get yourself busy and forget about it or just fap.
>>703042257
I quite didn't knew what to answer.
>>703042286
I got up at 5pm....
>>703042284
Miho best
>>703042258
then just fap, even if your still horny just go some more idk or exercise or something
>>703042282
Oh. Oh I see.
>>703042286
>get yourself busy with fapping
I know that is not what you typed, but that is what I read.
>>703042363
That's subjective.
>>703042411
Maybe.
Maybe.
>>703042482
I'll fucking stab you. <3
Hello! Anyone seen Nui?
>>703042284
>Anchovy
>
>>703042363
Got home at around 6pm and slept until 9:30 ish. Isn't it like 5:30am for you right now?
>>703042425
Kek. The and could be for the forget about it part or for the fap part. Either way, it's still grammatically correct.
>Mfw when BOTH field managers showed up suddenly
>Was on my laptop
>Laptop was still on and open when they came in
>They were standing about 1 foot away from it, and looked right at it
>They didn't give a fuck
BASED NIGHT MANAGERS!
>>703041986
Who knows? You said I don't make sense, so is not like I try to make any.
>>703042739
Kek
>>703042699
Yeah it 540am now. Im to stressed to sleep.
>>703042762
Is that how much you care about something that was written in this thread?
>>703042579
That doesn't look like the face of mercy.
>>703042363
>>703042284
Both of you are wrong
>>703042834
I hope it's not that financial thing still. Was it you with the financial thing?
>>703042832
Ayyyy Squid, guess what!
>>703043011
You coming back?!
>>703042919
>>703042950
>
>>703042952
Money thing......
>>703043060
Yep! And this time, in this bad boy!
>Although it probably won't be for another few months.
I'm buying it tomorrow!
>>703042739
nice
>>703042762
chen please try to make sense a little more
>>703042498
maybe
>>703042950
you are also wrong
>>703043060
Good to see you back.
>>703042919
>Is that how much you care about something that was written in this thread?
Is getting old already.
That happens when you're not an original human, you're just made by plagiarizing everything you see.
How unfortunate.
>>703043211
Are you trying to tempt me?
I'll have you know I'm in Camp DFC and prank cow tiddied sluts by throwing their oversizes bras into the freezer.
>>703042950
She is ridiculously underrated, I will give you that.
>>703043184
Female tank Shinji clone. I don't really dislike Miho, but there's some things that are too easy to point out.
>>703043336
>
>>703043184
Fucken image dude lol.
Ahh I see... Well they can't kill you for it so that's good I guess. Maybe.
>>703043210
Oh shit lucky guess. So no more knee scrapes and freeway breaks?
>>703043279
Yeah I just came back for a pleasant chat. I haven't really made it an obligation to stop by recently.
>>703043450
I'd let her make some light cuts on me.
>>703043284
It's not about plagiarizing, it's about showing you that you're hypocrite.
>>703043525
Wtf jpg? Where my gif go?
>>703043708
>It's not about plagiarizing, it's about showing you that you're hypocrite.
Whoa, ouch.
Let's just play some games for calm down, shall we?
>>703043315
maybe
DFC? what?
>prank by throwing bras in a freezer
put a condom filled with nasty ass food in a freezer then move it to the fridge, smells like dog shit but will get everyone mad, hilarious
>>703043722
that gif loops really well yet really bad at the same time
Claiming Felix
Just woke up a couple minutes ago
>>703043708
>
>>703043525
Thanks.
>>703043525
Nope, instead we got sik skidz with no kids.
Only cost $1.7k too!
>>703043834
Cat?
I managed to kite the dick off a J4 as Raka while our Noc, Jhin and Riven tore them apart. Ultis where appropriate, spammed w, got a 3 man root and we just raped them hard late.
>>703043525
That's okay. Have a good time here.
>>703043865
Senpai?
>>703043820
DFC
Delicious Flat Chest
I've done something similar. I put yogurt in a condom and threw it on someone's car that was parked in my space at the trap house. Dude spilled it and seriously started freaking out. Like bad. I hope he cleaned it up, yogurt isn't too nice to car paint.
>>703044013
Good morning Cat!
>>703044014
Use brake fluid next time if you wanna be a turbo cunt.
>>703042656
Oh my gosh! you still here?
>>703044245
Good morning senpai!
How are you doing?
>>703044245
Bologna is funny too.
1) Makes your vehicle smell bad
2) Leaves it polka-dotted
3) Animals get all over your shit
4) Animals shit all over your shit
5) Cheap
Ever seen a Barney Car? Basically a purple car that has been balognaed.
>>703043849
Is it weird if I find that sadistic / crazed look on her extremely attractive?
>>703043815
How?
It's too early
>>703044384
Post one piece?
>>703043820
Yeah I know. It's a noticeable loop but it loops Ika perfectly. Where's my other one? I can't find it. Oh well. Slightly different background.
>>703043865
We gonna be doing sik squidz and no kidz
That's pretty cheap. What's the stuff on it?
>>703044001
Yeah I'll probably leave soon though. I got school tomorrow.
>>703044480
Don't ask me, I'm not the passive-agressive one here.
>>703044488
Good morning Alice.
>>703044489
If you want. I'm just posting pictures that I find a bit erotic.
>>703044489
Saori is T H I C C.
>>703044489
>
>>703044384
nah use some penutbutter, ketchup, juice, milk, with some meat of sorts, and your set, get a big ass condom though
>>703044490
thats a good gif
well im off now everyone
>>703044558
Good morning Shizuru. It feels disgusting to be up at 6:00 and be at school by 7:00
>>703044489
>>703044622
Way too much work, fam.
Much easier to just slap bologna slices everywhere. They come precut and you can usually get two packages for about 4 bucks.
You have a grocery list for a prank.
>>703044480
No.
>>703044584
ok
>>703044596
>>703044613
>>703044711
Nice
>>703044277
Pretty good. Want the shift to be over already so I can go to sleep and go get that loan!
>>703044384
Pffft, that's messed up. Then again, brake fluid is worse. It's literally eats away at paint near instantly.
>>703044488
It's already 3 AM!
>>703044490
Well, I mean, if you wanna swing that way...
Needs a new clutch, and the roof/seats need to be reupholstered. The seats I can probably get done for free, but the roof would cost about $400 or so.
>>703044640
Yeah i bet. I always hated waking up early. Or waking up all. Doesn't really matter the time.
>>703044270
>>703042656
I suppose i'm too late, let him know i was here and said hi.
>>703044802
It's already 3 hours too early to be awake.
>mfw I went to bed too late because I had to finish my Order Hall campaign in WoW
>>703044856
If I could not wake up I'd be super please
>>703044540
If anything both of us are. You're still responsible for us having no means to play.
>>703044782
I can do this all day.
>>703044797
>3/5 megucas are there
>I avoided it
>Chen is there
>>703040396
>>703044987
I dont have many. Have to look around in a few folders for them all.
>>703044782
Indeed.
>>703044802
Sure, I understand.
But I'm the kind of guy who would buy brake fluid to actually replace his brake fluid. That stuff is too useful to waste on a prank.
Bologna tho? Oh man. Imagine if you fucked with a mudslime. He wouldn't even be able to drive his car.
>>703044622
I carry lots of gifs on me. Later dude.
>>703044797
Not cool bro
>>703044802
That's not even including the clutch yo.
There's a swing at the park.
>>703044931
Sounds a little... I don't mean i don't want to wake up. I just dislike the first hour or two of my day nearly every day.
Pico <3
>>703044802
Poor senpai
I hope you get some good sleep after your shift is over
>>703045053
I lied, I don't have that many either. Neat pic.
>>703045066
Just be happy she made the list. You're waifu isn't "literally who" tier.
Better resolution.
Husbando <3
>>703044931
>I still haven't gotten past level 94
....eh, Car > WoW
>>703045060
If it wasn't for the fact that the owners car is parked inside the garage, I would do this. Got any other legal ideas for me?
>>703045066
Clutch is only about $150, and I'ma watch the guy put it in so I know how to do it myself next time.
That fucking park I swear.
>>703045169
The less sleep, the better, to be honest.
>>703045170
And i dont see anymore.
>>703045075
The first few hours of every day is awful. But if I had the option to just not wake up anymore I would definitely take that
>>703045382
>mfw I'm almost as gear as I can be without RNG upgrading gear for me
I've spent a little too much time on WoW this past week
>>703045388
I think I have enough to go until the end of the thread.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=one-piece_swimsuit+nishizumi_miho+&ms=1
>>703045382
Styrofoam cup full of nails, tacks, caltrops.
For whatever reason, people like running over Styrofoam cups.
Throw it in the middle of the road and come back in a few hours.
>>703045382
Well I still hope you have nice dreams at least
>>703045219
Who the fuck is she copying though?
>"literally who" tier.
Kek
Also
>/a/ incarnate
>>703045382
What's wrong with muh park? I know what's wrong with your parking.
Record it on some device and you can always look back on it for refresher.
>>703045553
I have most of this already.
>>703045654
I dunno man. I've never even seen Squid Girl anime.
>/a/ incarnate
They ain't wrong.
>>703045552
You still have the choice.
>>703045692
I assumed, sadly. But it should still help you remember where you had the pics saved.
I honestly thought Miho would have much more fan art.
>>703045552
Eh. I like the whole living thing. I have complaints, but everyone does.
>>703045552
Alice pls, too much WoW will make you a certified neeeeeeerd!
>>703045569
I dunno, they'd need to run it over before someone else in that case.
>>703045577
I shall attempt, but make no promises.
>>703045654
Too many doges! And there is nothing wrong with my parking!
Lol, I have an amazing memory if I'm paying attention and interested. I'll be fine if I don't slack off.
>>703045888
I have a ass ton.
>>703045552
My rogue is 101 and thats all the time Ive put in.
>>703046022
That bear looks hyper realistic compared to the rest of the pic.
>>703045970
You could always waterfall their house if they have home trash pick up.
Wait till trash pick up, fill their trash full of water, and lean it against their front door.
>>703046152
Like this?
>>703045726
They seem to be right about the ones seem to have little knowledge of. I'm just wondering who I'm copying if anyone. And who came first.
>>703045970
What's wrong with doges? I thought of all people you would like them but it seems I was wrong. And I only said that because it proves that parks and cars have things in common.
Looks like you're recording then.
>>703046022
>Ass ton
>ass tongue
>>703046160
Wait what is all this talk about vandalizing happening?
>>703046375
Damn it my pic
>>703046375
We were talking about pranking people by fucking with vehicles, I just moved on to houses.
>>703045893
Who doesn't in this day and age though?
>>703045970
It's a bit late for that then
>10 years too late
>>703046111
All you niggas be slacking yo
>>703046160
No, this is the owner of a business building downtown. He parks in the motorcycle parking with his car, like a cunt, then blows everyone off when they say something about it. Was thinking of putting thermite through his engines, but that's about as illegal as it gets without murdering him.
>>703046375
I love doges, but when they're as small as my foot, I hardly consider them a doge. It's more like a barking rat at that point.
Why would I be recording if I'm going to remember it?!
>>703046524
Then it seems we're both NEEEEEEEEEEERDS! But it's okay, Rory is the biggest nerd.
>Mfw it's getting a tad lewd in here
>>703046530
>>703046286
I'm unsure where this is going but I don't mind it.
Yuuko claim.
>>703046633
>>703045284
>Nazi with depth perception issues.
I don't see why that's a problem.
>>703046593
If it is designated parking for motorcycles call the fucking towing company that regulates the lot.
There should be a sign posted with their number at the entrance.
If he owns the lot you are fucked tho.
Last resort: Ice Cream Missile.
Buy an ice cream cone and smash it on his hood every day.
