Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Because someone is butthurt that the thread didn't had "waifu" in the pasta.
All that for a decal.
Or when the jungler flashes in just to ''assist'' in killing a 100hp enemy.
She is not, Alice char dev was trash tier. But she is cute.
Let me be butthurt, I've been looking for a reason to spam her for some time.
Thanks for the advice, but I don't feel like downloading something just to find a specific thread.
There are people who care, you can't really do much.
>jungler not having a gap closer
What even is jungling anymore.
It's whatever. I can understand why and why not.
I'm in the camp of not caring. It's not like the old thread had anything important in it.
More lewd. What's going on, Tomoko?
Oh yeah. Also a good one.
I had an AD Karthus yesterday.
Just so you know the archive archive.b-stats.org, only saves threads that show up in the tripfag finder, again pretty mediocre since it doesn't use Foolfuuka like all sensibile archives.
Saw something about something and I thought and said yeah.
I woke up only a few moments ago.
And I am extremely horny for some reason.
Hello Squid girl
>people who couldn't even rank up from silver talking about the game, even if they are probably the reason they lost some games
What is anything anymore.
Supports are going alone, tanks are going mid, 2 people jungling, its chaos.
That explains why that one archive saves trips too. Thanks for the tripcode knowledge persona master.
Logic being? Only 2% of the community has achieved diamond, are they the only players that have permission to discuss the game?
What's up miho. Anything good in a while?
Are people who use :^) 90% more retarded?
thread got strangely active after i leave for 20 min
Nothing at all. I'm bored and want to sleep.
I love when you talk, don't listen to that meanie~
Nyan~ What you up to?
I cant sleep....
Noting just watching youtube.
And its starting to rain.
How is that related to any of the previous posts? Nice pic though.
Eh? What do you mean?
You can't just NOT be horny. Even if you fap. That can even backfire.
90% is alot and your bunching everyone together, its like saying all iPhone useres are retarded for buying an iphone
That is a given. This is more "I really want to stick my dick into someone."
I would like to sleep if I didn't nap for 3 hours earlier.
Get yourself busy and forget about it or just fap.
I got up at 5pm....
then just fap, even if your still horny just go some more idk or exercise or something
Oh. Oh I see.
>get yourself busy with fapping
I know that is not what you typed, but that is what I read.
I'll fucking stab you. <3
Got home at around 6pm and slept until 9:30 ish. Isn't it like 5:30am for you right now?
Kek. The and could be for the forget about it part or for the fap part. Either way, it's still grammatically correct.
>Mfw when BOTH field managers showed up suddenly
>Was on my laptop
>Laptop was still on and open when they came in
>They were standing about 1 foot away from it, and looked right at it
>They didn't give a fuck
BASED NIGHT MANAGERS!
Who knows? You said I don't make sense, so is not like I try to make any.
Yeah it 540am now. Im to stressed to sleep.
Is that how much you care about something that was written in this thread?
That doesn't look like the face of mercy.
I hope it's not that financial thing still. Was it you with the financial thing?
Ayyyy Squid, guess what!
Yep! And this time, in this bad boy!
>Although it probably won't be for another few months.
I'm buying it tomorrow!
chen please try to make sense a little more
you are also wrong
>Is that how much you care about something that was written in this thread?
Is getting old already.
That happens when you're not an original human, you're just made by plagiarizing everything you see.
Are you trying to tempt me?
I'll have you know I'm in Camp DFC and prank cow tiddied sluts by throwing their oversizes bras into the freezer.
She is ridiculously underrated, I will give you that.
Female tank Shinji clone. I don't really dislike Miho, but there's some things that are too easy to point out.
Fucken image dude lol.
Ahh I see... Well they can't kill you for it so that's good I guess. Maybe.
Oh shit lucky guess. So no more knee scrapes and freeway breaks?
Yeah I just came back for a pleasant chat. I haven't really made it an obligation to stop by recently.
I'd let her make some light cuts on me.
It's not about plagiarizing, it's about showing you that you're hypocrite.
>It's not about plagiarizing, it's about showing you that you're hypocrite.
Let's just play some games for calm down, shall we?
>prank by throwing bras in a freezer
put a condom filled with nasty ass food in a freezer then move it to the fridge, smells like dog shit but will get everyone mad, hilarious
that gif loops really well yet really bad at the same time
Just woke up a couple minutes ago
Nope, instead we got sik skidz with no kids.
Only cost $1.7k too!
I managed to kite the dick off a J4 as Raka while our Noc, Jhin and Riven tore them apart. Ultis where appropriate, spammed w, got a 3 man root and we just raped them hard late.
Delicious Flat Chest
I've done something similar. I put yogurt in a condom and threw it on someone's car that was parked in my space at the trap house. Dude spilled it and seriously started freaking out. Like bad. I hope he cleaned it up, yogurt isn't too nice to car paint.
Good morning Cat!
Use brake fluid next time if you wanna be a turbo cunt.
Good morning senpai!
How are you doing?
Bologna is funny too.
1) Makes your vehicle smell bad
2) Leaves it polka-dotted
3) Animals get all over your shit
4) Animals shit all over your shit
Ever seen a Barney Car? Basically a purple car that has been balognaed.
Is it weird if I find that sadistic / crazed look on her extremely attractive?
Yeah I know. It's a noticeable loop but it loops Ika perfectly. Where's my other one? I can't find it. Oh well. Slightly different background.
We gonna be doing sik squidz and no kidz
That's pretty cheap. What's the stuff on it?
Yeah I'll probably leave soon though. I got school tomorrow.
Don't ask me, I'm not the passive-agressive one here.
If you want. I'm just posting pictures that I find a bit erotic.
nah use some penutbutter, ketchup, juice, milk, with some meat of sorts, and your set, get a big ass condom though
thats a good gif
well im off now everyone
Good morning Shizuru. It feels disgusting to be up at 6:00 and be at school by 7:00
Way too much work, fam.
Much easier to just slap bologna slices everywhere. They come precut and you can usually get two packages for about 4 bucks.
You have a grocery list for a prank.
Pretty good. Want the shift to be over already so I can go to sleep and go get that loan!
Pffft, that's messed up. Then again, brake fluid is worse. It's literally eats away at paint near instantly.
It's already 3 AM!
Well, I mean, if you wanna swing that way...
Needs a new clutch, and the roof/seats need to be reupholstered. The seats I can probably get done for free, but the roof would cost about $400 or so.
Yeah i bet. I always hated waking up early. Or waking up all. Doesn't really matter the time.
I suppose i'm too late, let him know i was here and said hi.
It's already 3 hours too early to be awake.
>mfw I went to bed too late because I had to finish my Order Hall campaign in WoW
If I could not wake up I'd be super please
If anything both of us are. You're still responsible for us having no means to play.
I can do this all day.
>3/5 megucas are there
>I avoided it
>Chen is there
I dont have many. Have to look around in a few folders for them all.
Sure, I understand.
But I'm the kind of guy who would buy brake fluid to actually replace his brake fluid. That stuff is too useful to waste on a prank.
Bologna tho? Oh man. Imagine if you fucked with a mudslime. He wouldn't even be able to drive his car.
I carry lots of gifs on me. Later dude.
Not cool bro
That's not even including the clutch yo.
There's a swing at the park.
Sounds a little... I don't mean i don't want to wake up. I just dislike the first hour or two of my day nearly every day.
I hope you get some good sleep after your shift is over
I lied, I don't have that many either. Neat pic.
Just be happy she made the list. You're waifu isn't "literally who" tier.
>I still haven't gotten past level 94
....eh, Car > WoW
If it wasn't for the fact that the owners car is parked inside the garage, I would do this. Got any other legal ideas for me?
Clutch is only about $150, and I'ma watch the guy put it in so I know how to do it myself next time.
That fucking park I swear.
The less sleep, the better, to be honest.
And i dont see anymore.
The first few hours of every day is awful. But if I had the option to just not wake up anymore I would definitely take that
>mfw I'm almost as gear as I can be without RNG upgrading gear for me
I've spent a little too much time on WoW this past week
I think I have enough to go until the end of the thread.
Styrofoam cup full of nails, tacks, caltrops.
For whatever reason, people like running over Styrofoam cups.
Throw it in the middle of the road and come back in a few hours.
Well I still hope you have nice dreams at least
Who the fuck is she copying though?
>"literally who" tier.
What's wrong with muh park? I know what's wrong with your parking.
Record it on some device and you can always look back on it for refresher.
I have most of this already.
I dunno man. I've never even seen Squid Girl anime.
They ain't wrong.
I assumed, sadly. But it should still help you remember where you had the pics saved.
I honestly thought Miho would have much more fan art.
Eh. I like the whole living thing. I have complaints, but everyone does.
Alice pls, too much WoW will make you a certified neeeeeeerd!
I dunno, they'd need to run it over before someone else in that case.
I shall attempt, but make no promises.
Too many doges! And there is nothing wrong with my parking!
Lol, I have an amazing memory if I'm paying attention and interested. I'll be fine if I don't slack off.
My rogue is 101 and thats all the time Ive put in.
That bear looks hyper realistic compared to the rest of the pic.
You could always waterfall their house if they have home trash pick up.
Wait till trash pick up, fill their trash full of water, and lean it against their front door.
They seem to be right about the ones seem to have little knowledge of. I'm just wondering who I'm copying if anyone. And who came first.
What's wrong with doges? I thought of all people you would like them but it seems I was wrong. And I only said that because it proves that parks and cars have things in common.
Looks like you're recording then.
Wait what is all this talk about vandalizing happening?
We were talking about pranking people by fucking with vehicles, I just moved on to houses.
Who doesn't in this day and age though?
It's a bit late for that then
>10 years too late
All you niggas be slacking yo
No, this is the owner of a business building downtown. He parks in the motorcycle parking with his car, like a cunt, then blows everyone off when they say something about it. Was thinking of putting thermite through his engines, but that's about as illegal as it gets without murdering him.
I love doges, but when they're as small as my foot, I hardly consider them a doge. It's more like a barking rat at that point.
Why would I be recording if I'm going to remember it?!
Then it seems we're both NEEEEEEEEEEERDS! But it's okay, Rory is the biggest nerd.
>Mfw it's getting a tad lewd in here
I'm unsure where this is going but I don't mind it.
>Nazi with depth perception issues.
I don't see why that's a problem.
If it is designated parking for motorcycles call the fucking towing company that regulates the lot.
There should be a sign posted with their number at the entrance.
If he owns the lot you are fucked tho.
Last resort: Ice Cream Missile.
Buy an ice cream cone and smash it on his hood every day.