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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>703046720
You're up early.
Miho claimed
>>703046731
He owns the lot. Guess I better rev up my credit card, ice cream cones it is.
.
I've got a few minutes to kill
>>703046593(MAkoto)
Why is Rory the biggest nerd? Did I miss something?
>getting my ID, be back later
>>703046833
How's it going?
>>703046873
Panzer Vor means Panzer Vor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYxFrOVXKjI
>>703046952
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/1/16/Twitch.Q4.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20140404225145
>>703046463
They're getting progressively worse. It went from yogurt in a condom to filling an entire trash bin with water. But why not just leave it with trash so that the trash falls inside their house? Let them clean up their own shit.
>>703046593
>loves doges
>calls little ones barking rat's
Quit lying to yourself.
You'll be recording because you'll be uninterested and distracted while he does job that you couldn't do yourself.
>>703046524
>>703047024
>level 101
>ilvl 704
>78k DPS single target
Okay.
>Rory-sama
Yuuko claim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDjIsceTHfs
>>703046857
I'm normally up around this time, but the storms woke me up today.
>>703046888
>>703046731
Did someone say "Ice cream"?
>>703047102
>But why not just leave it with trash so that the trash falls inside their house? Let them clean up their own shit.
I guess that wasn't implied, that is exactly what you do.
>>703047059
Hey hey. Glad you're still awake. I'm okay, managed to drag myself out of bed. How about you?
You wanted to ask me something?
Oh, I should also say that the run yesterday went great. I didn't actually go outside, since I dislike running outside, but hey, at least I got to be happy.
>>703047102
>>703047138
Hello.
>fireflies
Why.
>>703047064
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/55/Snip_move_13.mp3
Taiga claim~
>>703047188
You literally said to let them empty it and then fill it with water.
>>703047223
Hello
>Ika
>>703047024
Because Rory has ALWAYS been the biggest nerd.
>>703047102
Some are okay, but they're an exception. 95% of sub-calf height doges I've encountered have done nothing but bark, run away, and try to act like a tough little shit when they're scared shitless even if you're not doing anything near them.
Except I'm highly interested and not distracted at all, you fish stick!
>>703047185
Yes.
>>703047223
It's a silly meme dude lmao :DDD
>>703047309
I literally did not you retard.
I literally said "Wait till trash pick up." as in the day people leave their trash on the curb.
>>703047284
Nice waffle.
>>703047185
Hmm... I guess i am up later than usual then...?
>>703047223
That's wonderful, glad it finally went well!
I have an annoying headache at the moment sadly.
And yes, a while ago you asked if i had a discord, i made one recently because everybody seems to have one and joined TsunYun. >the Yuno anon
Destiny players cancerous as always
>>703047108
Level 110
>160k single target
>>703047376
don't bully
>>703047467
Destiny isn't dead?
>>703047521
"_____ is dead" is getting really stale meme
>>703047309
How are you today?
>>703047373
It's pretty lol randumb xd. Still listened to it.
How are you on this fine day?
>>703047451
Headaches are no fun.
Nice, nice. I'll make sure to ask of tsun's Discord when he's on.
Well, add me if you want to. Shiroanon #6094
Claim
>>703047064
I can easly be in winstreak when I'm play twitch, by the way.
>>703047521
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
>>703047593
Nonon? Dat you?
>>703047376
>You could always waterfall their house if they have home trash pick up.
>Wait till trash pick up, fill their trash full of water, and lean it against their front door.
>waterfall
>fill their trash full of water
I think I know What you're getting at though. It's a mix of water and trash right?
>>703047347
Oh so now dogs have to be big to be dogs huh? I'm only a sick fish because you sicken me.
We shall soon see.
>>703047588
It's such a shame, this would have been one of the best nights i had if not for that.
Of course, I'll do so in a second!
>>703047593
Nonon!
>>703047581
I didn't even know that was a meme, I just haven't heard anything about Destiny in so long.
>>703047618
d o n ' t
b u l l y
>>703047398
>>703047694
Yes god damnit.
>>703047757
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
>>703047347
>
>>703047444
Who knows.
>>703047774
d o
n o t
b u l l y
o r
m o m ' s
g o n n a
f r e a k
>>703047588
I'm just sitting at home. It's 4am and I got school tomorrow.
>>703047774
Well shit, everything implied water from the name to the description of it. Next time be more descriptive.
>>703047398
Thx babe~
>>703047773
Keeek
>>703047919
I said hi to you.
>>703047927
It's 6 AM and I got school in 40 minutes. Well, my bus arrives in 40 minutes.
>>703047919
I'll bully you with my dick if you keep this up. As in my dick.
>>703047927
Why would you ... You know what? Just shut the fuck up about it.
>>703047757
Maybe if you actually follow Destiny, you'll see the next expansion discussion, ViDocs, etc
>>703046771
fuck off from my waifu you disgusting fuck
>>703048005
Lol tomoko dont be so grumpy
>>703047927
>school tomorrow
So its today
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>703047694
They have to not be annoying little prissy cunts, let's put it that way.
>>703047779
>
Mei
>>703048083
Kitty!
>>703047927
please don't suicide.
>>703047628
Who else?
>>703047730
Hello!
>>703048048
At least I'm not horny anymore.
>>703048144
bun
>>703047983
>>703048005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlltzUW4PjE&index=19&list=FLpclRlEJ2oh6JDEJy68UjKA
>>703048280
Я не робот
>>703047005
>Nobody said hello
Screw you guys, I'm going to make my own Waifu thread, with blackjack, and hookers!
I guess I passed out as I went back into my room
It was incredibly fucking hot and my nose was bleeding
I turned the AC on, fixed my bloody nose and also took some pain pills because my head was hurting too
>>703048312
I asked how your day was. This is not an answer.
>>703047474
Im doing half your DPS at a good half your health. Not to mention 9 levels below you.
>>703048346
Galil-chan!
>>703047983
I haven't slept yet. You'll be busy in s bit it seems.
>>703048005
Why don't you shut the fuck up about it? I went back and forth between the threads just to get a single post from it. I worked hard for my shit and your snobby little ass got butt hurt from it.
>>703048061
Yup. I don't usually count tomorrow as today until the Sun comes up.
>>703048099
Are dogs dogs or not? If they are a part of the canine species then I like them. Unlike you who's all picky about who gets to be a dog or not.
>>703048170
Give me a good reason not to.
>>703048346
Hello.
>>703048346
That's why nobody likes you.
>>703048346
I like blackjack. I'll join.
>>703048262
Dunno. How you been man?
>Tfw getting car today!
>>703048346
Galil pls, hookers are so last week.
>>703048347
RIP Cat
>>703048392
Hey, if we can get to be picky about who's a nig or not, then I can do so to doges as well.
>>703048099
Oh my, there's something on your face~
>>703048347
Woah, are you alright?
>>703048392
Oh shit. They are fighting
>>703048381
Felix!
<3
>>703048392
Hello
>>703048398
Rude
>>703048443
Blackjack is best card game
>>703048458
What would you pick, male strippers?
>>703048392
>>703048495
Eh. I think I prefer Hold 'Em.
>>703048262
Was going to rest but i haven't seen you in a bit. How's it going?
>>703048392
Ok? So how long u got to sleep?
>>703048524
Потише в России не знаю как
>>703048458
I know, still a bit hot and I moved everything away from the vent in my room
>>703048481
I'm okay now, just need the ac to cool down my room
>>703048495
Galil-chan <3
How are you doing?
>>703048549
I think you prefer cock
>Lurkmode activated, can't make any more replies
>>703048558
You think I can read that commie shit, fuccboi?
>>703048458
Your white Nig friend is still a Nig. Nobody gets to choose whether they are nigs or not.
>>703048495
Ayy lmao any nudes?
>>703048524
I'm sorry... I'll stop.
>>703048552
As many hours as I want. I only have one class tomorrow and it's only for one hour.
>>703048677
>>703048531
>not even generating 1000M trips per second.
>>703047632
One step closer to doxx you.
>only 50% winrate with Vayne
I expected more.
>>703048677
Please stop being angry
I'll make ONE exception for Felix
>>703048645
I'm doing good, about to leave for work just had some chocolate chip waffles.
>Lookit I made you a thing
>>703048778
Wrong one
>>703048677
Well thats good.
>>703048481
>WEW
>>703048495
If they dress like cute grills, then yes.
>>703048645
Remember, properly ventilate. Hot air out, cool air in.
>>703048677
Well I'm glad to know that you're accepting your nig status.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703048144
Shoo
>>703048392
I guess so.
>>703048772
I may be able to overclock it into it though.
Did you set it up?
>>703048772
You know how hard is to play vayne in Gold elo?
You don't.
>>703048550
It's going fine, if you feel tired then you should sleep Nui.
https://youtu.be/wrfukIUtb5c
>>703048458
Noice, what model is it?
>>703048886
I know, senpai
>>703048814
Looks nice, Galil-chan
>>703048775
I am stopped.
>>703048771
Who's this Trodees or Frodees person that you tatted on your arm huh? Am I not good enough for you?
>>703048886
What the fuck? I ain't a Nig. You set me up!
>>703048871
Yeah. But I think I'm sleeping now. My time has come.
Ok people I'm done here. Gotta sleep. Nice having a chat with you all again.
>>703049139
>>703048907
>Hugs Kitty
>>703049139
Night
>>703049042
Well thanks, but I rarely see you, i suppose i'll ask, would you happen to have a discord as well?
>>703048986
I didn't even unzip it. Got my hands busy with something else.
>>703048993
I don't. I avoid playing ADCs. But she is still the champ with highest potential in the game.
>>703049042
Not sure of exact year, but it's an FC model, and a convertible.
>Maybe I'll swing by once I have everything on it all set?
>>703049120
Good Kitten.
>I actually saw a kitten that my dads friend had today, asked if I wanted it
>I HAD TO RESIST SAYING YES SOO FUCKING BADLY
I might actually ask my mom if she'd be okay with a kitten. I miss my doge, but there's no way my aunt would allow her over there, and I kinda miss having a pet to snuggle up at night with.
>>703049139
#REKT #BTFO #THESQUIDNIG
Night Ika.
>>703048645
I was talking about your nosebleed, but yeah, you go ahead and take it easy, alright?
>>703048886
You didn't see anything...
>>703049364
>550 range
>highest potential
Okay. You know better.
>>703049382
What kind of cat was it?
>>703049403
I thought you meant in general
>>703049403
TOP WEW!
>>703049582
Tabby cat. Looked just like mine from the old house that ended up being a little cunt most the time. Loved that cat, but seriously, the fucker was so antisocial unless she wanted to sleep between my legs.
>>703049570
More than that would make her broken, more than she already is. Her lack of range can be compensated with peels and proper positioning.
It doesn't mean that she is an uncounterable champion either, but a pretty solid one. Tell me an ADC that shreds tanks faster than her.
>>703049841
I had a tabby cat once
He ran away
But didn't really run away, the manager of this trailer park stole him, we even saw the cat in the manager's window and outside once
We tried to confront him about it, but he just said "no, i got it from the safe haven" or some shit like that
I was beyond fucking pissed about it because it was my cat
>>703049335
Yes I do have a discord.
>>703049382
Hmm, I'll give it some thought. Sounds like a sweet ride.
Goodbye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TN-kDEKxF0
>>703049968
I'd try to train the cat like my mom trained hers. Chills around the house and yard, but rarely goes beyond that. Cat is super fucking chill, and pretty as fuck. Pure white with orange tips on the ears and tail. He is blind in one eye though, doesn't stop him from wandering around just fine though.
>>703050025
It is. Powered by Doritos and all! Thing doesn't redline till like, 7k!
Test
RIP?
>>703050166
My cat whiskers was like that, but she was normally inside all the time since she hated the neighborhood cats
She was honestly one of the best cats anyone could ever have
>>703049582
Yeah, but you said the ac as if it was the main issue.
>>703049841
>Mfw I haven't found a GIF of those two GIF's as a single GIF.
>>703049382
>Not currently owning a cat.
You need to get with the times, Makoto.
>>703050407
Morning Renge.
>>703050245
This post is the post that will revive the thread!
>>703049861
I'm laughing.
That's why she's never played in LCS or any big tournament. You probably don't know that because you didn't watched. She lacks range, she lacks escapes, she can easly be countered by a lot of champions.
You only play it in ranked, even then it could be really dangerous.
Her early spike is good until level 2, then she can get outdamaged by any other champion.
If she does get stunned, she's dead.
> Tell me an ADC that shreds tanks faster than her.
Do you need to take care of the TANK that does no dmg at all, or the enemy team APC/ADC/Jungle that does more dmg?
Every ADC can destroy tanks with building BOTRK.
Draven does a lot of dmg without it because of his Q.
Lucian just destroys tanks because of the new buid and he can easly kite everyone.
Caitlyn outanges anyone, until you get to hit her, you're dead.
Twitch is the same. If you don't kill him in the first 4 seconds of the teamfight, you're pretty dead.
Same for Kog-maw with his W and botrk build.
There are a lot of much useful ADC's than Vayne, I can go about this the whole day.
That's why she's hard.
She needs frontline, she needs protection, she needs everything. That's why people don't pick her in LCS.
You don't want your whole team to go protecting her the whole game.
>>703049861
Kalista
Varus
>>703050559
Is there a problem? Didn't you say that the thread was slow?
Tired, Im very tired
>>703050484
Morning, what's up with you today?
>>703050166
Kek. Don't be mean to me.
>>703050253
........
>My cunt of a cat was also named Whiskers
>>703050407
VROOMPASU!
>>703050484
I fear the day that you do...
And technically I do. I just don't know where the little shit ever is!
>>703050928
How am I being mean?!
>>703050876
I'm about to take a shower, I'll be back in 10 minutes.
>Right as I walked into the bathroom, there was a spider in the tub.
>>703051114
They're normally sneaky, what'd you expect?
>That pic.
A cute!
Fuck.
My hair feels so much better in a bun.
>>703050407
Nyanpasu
>>703051692
See The Oatmeals Guide to the Perfect Man Bun.
>>703051692
>>>/blog/
>>703051828
>Man Bun.
Tie a noose and hang yourself.
I'm back. I guess i had a break or something.
Revy late claim.
Morning,
>>703051645
It's not even sneaky. The fucker just never went around the house except once a day to eat.
>Nuh uh!
>>703052105
A cute.
>>703051904
>>703052155
No I'm not!
You're the cute!
>>703051114
You say this just as I hop in my car
Did I tell you how many people I donged on the other day
Harambe would be proud
>>703051645
Kill it immediately
That's what I was just up to, have a good shower
Claimed
>>703052293
Nope, you a cute!
>Inb4 Chen
>>703050555
I guess that's right. I actually don't watch LCS, streams or keep track of any sort of competitive play since the end of S2.
I will keep my biased hate against her though.
>>703050571
Aight.
>>703052377
I'm too busy enjoying my long cute hair.
Just have fun.
>>703052328
Well, I'm getting my car today. Saying something not related to cars wouldn't be right.
How many people? I heard there was a second dongening.
>>703052364
Another Cat?
>>703052377
We have this conversation every day ;^)
>nou!
>>703052480
I'm the real one
>>703052476
I wa shock!
>I just got a haircut recently, enjoy it!
>>703052486
You cheeki little cute.
>Nou!
>>703052531
Did you fall asleep again?
Calamity-masu'd
Awake and think my shoulder is slightly dislocated
>>703052609
>cheeki little cute
>implying I'm a cute
>>703052636
Did you try relocating it?
>>703052777
Lucky Trips confirm I'm not cute
>>703052777
Yes, I might try hanging from something to probably fully dislocate it and then relocate it
>or it's just a weirdly placed bruise that my friend gave me because he was pissed
>>703052636
RIP Rem.
>>703052777
>But you are a cute
>>703052434
Think whatever you want.
>>703052609
>new haitcut
I think I will get one aswell.
In 3 years.
>>703051828
I'm playing versus the reworked Yorik.
He is tanky as hell.
>>703052155
So, laziest cat ever?
>Yeah huh!
>>703052328
T'was a smaller spider, it went down the drain once I turned the shower on.
>Yeah, I can be quick with showers sometimes.
>>703052870
I'm pretty sure that those trips do indeed prove you are a cute!
>>703053003
Not you, too!
>>703052931
>but I'm not, you are the cute!
>>703052964
Rip. Never gunna get one, I'm calling it.
>>703053003
Yep.
>Prove it!
>>703053110
Ya huh! You a Koume, so you a cute!
>>703053110
>>703053403
Idolmaster waifus are cute: Confirmed fact.
I gotta go now, cya guys later!
>>703053403
Well I gotta go.
Feel lucky that you're spared from the wrath of Koume!
>>703053472
Bye, heretic :^)
>>703053472
Waifus are cute. I am not cute. Be clear on that!
>But Koume a cute irl
Name one flaw
>>703053539
Forgot pic
>>703053545
I am SO not!
>>703053613
>age: 23
>>703053403
>Rip. Never gunna get one, I'm calling it.
I guess after I finish my college I will need to get one, but I don't mind.
I just want to test how it fits me.
>>703053613
More debt than Greece.
>>703053539
Fuck you too, Koume.
>Why do you have to be so mean to me?
>Laura.
>>703052480
Probably a solid 30 people
Ah, that's exciting, yeah? What car?
Also ur a qt, ten hundred percent tsun
>>703053003
I feel on you that, I tend to keep my showers only a couple minutes long.
>>703053653
Yep!
>>703053717
Mm, fair enough. I let mine get to just past the shoulders before I decided that was too long for me.
>>703053653
She's actually based off Mathilda, a 12 year old girl in Léon: The Professional except grown up
>>703053725
>Not giving her all your money
>>703053923
Did you like, post it in the thread? DID YOU PULL A KONATA?!
See this bad boy? 5 speed manual, powered by Doritos.
>I am not cute or tsun!
>>703053653
Hey, the cute with the long bangs on one side. I've seen a lot of pics of her. Is she missing an eye or do people just prefer not to show it, because I have never seen a pic showing her right eye.
>>703054053
She is also the definition of honey pot. Enjoy getting scammed by you're waifu.
Your last image get is useful, Laura.
