Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
He owns the lot. Guess I better rev up my credit card, ice cream cones it is.
Why is Rory the biggest nerd? Did I miss something?
>getting my ID, be back later
Panzer Vor means Panzer Vor.
They're getting progressively worse. It went from yogurt in a condom to filling an entire trash bin with water. But why not just leave it with trash so that the trash falls inside their house? Let them clean up their own shit.
>calls little ones barking rat's
Quit lying to yourself.
You'll be recording because you'll be uninterested and distracted while he does job that you couldn't do yourself.
>78k DPS single target
I'm normally up around this time, but the storms woke me up today.
Did someone say "Ice cream"?
>But why not just leave it with trash so that the trash falls inside their house? Let them clean up their own shit.
I guess that wasn't implied, that is exactly what you do.
Hey hey. Glad you're still awake. I'm okay, managed to drag myself out of bed. How about you?
You wanted to ask me something?
Oh, I should also say that the run yesterday went great. I didn't actually go outside, since I dislike running outside, but hey, at least I got to be happy.
You literally said to let them empty it and then fill it with water.
Because Rory has ALWAYS been the biggest nerd.
Some are okay, but they're an exception. 95% of sub-calf height doges I've encountered have done nothing but bark, run away, and try to act like a tough little shit when they're scared shitless even if you're not doing anything near them.
Except I'm highly interested and not distracted at all, you fish stick!
It's a silly meme dude lmao :DDD
I literally did not you retard.
I literally said "Wait till trash pick up." as in the day people leave their trash on the curb.
Hmm... I guess i am up later than usual then...?
That's wonderful, glad it finally went well!
I have an annoying headache at the moment sadly.
And yes, a while ago you asked if i had a discord, i made one recently because everybody seems to have one and joined TsunYun. >the Yuno anon
Destiny isn't dead?
"_____ is dead" is getting really stale meme
How are you today?
It's pretty lol randumb xd. Still listened to it.
How are you on this fine day?
Headaches are no fun.
Nice, nice. I'll make sure to ask of tsun's Discord when he's on.
Well, add me if you want to. Shiroanon #6094
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Nonon? Dat you?
>You could always waterfall their house if they have home trash pick up.
>Wait till trash pick up, fill their trash full of water, and lean it against their front door.
>fill their trash full of water
I think I know What you're getting at though. It's a mix of water and trash right?
Oh so now dogs have to be big to be dogs huh? I'm only a sick fish because you sicken me.
We shall soon see.
It's such a shame, this would have been one of the best nights i had if not for that.
Of course, I'll do so in a second!
I didn't even know that was a meme, I just haven't heard anything about Destiny in so long.
d o n ' t
b u l l y
Yes god damnit.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
n o t
b u l l y
m o m ' s
g o n n a
f r e a k
I'm just sitting at home. It's 4am and I got school tomorrow.
Well shit, everything implied water from the name to the description of it. Next time be more descriptive.
I said hi to you.
It's 6 AM and I got school in 40 minutes. Well, my bus arrives in 40 minutes.
I'll bully you with my dick if you keep this up. As in my dick.
Why would you ... You know what? Just shut the fuck up about it.
Maybe if you actually follow Destiny, you'll see the next expansion discussion, ViDocs, etc
fuck off from my waifu you disgusting fuck
So its today
They have to not be annoying little prissy cunts, let's put it that way.
At least I'm not horny anymore.
>Nobody said hello
Screw you guys, I'm going to make my own Waifu thread, with blackjack, and hookers!
I guess I passed out as I went back into my room
It was incredibly fucking hot and my nose was bleeding
I turned the AC on, fixed my bloody nose and also took some pain pills because my head was hurting too
I asked how your day was. This is not an answer.
Im doing half your DPS at a good half your health. Not to mention 9 levels below you.
I haven't slept yet. You'll be busy in s bit it seems.
Why don't you shut the fuck up about it? I went back and forth between the threads just to get a single post from it. I worked hard for my shit and your snobby little ass got butt hurt from it.
Yup. I don't usually count tomorrow as today until the Sun comes up.
Are dogs dogs or not? If they are a part of the canine species then I like them. Unlike you who's all picky about who gets to be a dog or not.
Give me a good reason not to.
I like blackjack. I'll join.
Dunno. How you been man?
>Tfw getting car today!
Galil pls, hookers are so last week.
Hey, if we can get to be picky about who's a nig or not, then I can do so to doges as well.
Oh my, there's something on your face~
Woah, are you alright?
Blackjack is best card game
What would you pick, male strippers?
Was going to rest but i haven't seen you in a bit. How's it going?
Ok? So how long u got to sleep?
I know, still a bit hot and I moved everything away from the vent in my room
I'm okay now, just need the ac to cool down my room
How are you doing?
I think you prefer cock
>Lurkmode activated, can't make any more replies
You think I can read that commie shit, fuccboi?
Your white Nig friend is still a Nig. Nobody gets to choose whether they are nigs or not.
Ayy lmao any nudes?
I'm sorry... I'll stop.
As many hours as I want. I only have one class tomorrow and it's only for one hour.
>not even generating 1000M trips per second.
One step closer to doxx you.
>only 50% winrate with Vayne
I expected more.
I'll make ONE exception for Felix
I'm doing good, about to leave for work just had some chocolate chip waffles.
>Lookit I made you a thing
Well thats good.
If they dress like cute grills, then yes.
Remember, properly ventilate. Hot air out, cool air in.
Well I'm glad to know that you're accepting your nig status.
I may be able to overclock it into it though.
Did you set it up?
It's going fine, if you feel tired then you should sleep Nui.
Noice, what model is it?
I know, senpai
Looks nice, Galil-chan
I am stopped.
Who's this Trodees or Frodees person that you tatted on your arm huh? Am I not good enough for you?
What the fuck? I ain't a Nig. You set me up!
Yeah. But I think I'm sleeping now. My time has come.
Ok people I'm done here. Gotta sleep. Nice having a chat with you all again.
Well thanks, but I rarely see you, i suppose i'll ask, would you happen to have a discord as well?
I didn't even unzip it. Got my hands busy with something else.
I don't. I avoid playing ADCs. But she is still the champ with highest potential in the game.
Not sure of exact year, but it's an FC model, and a convertible.
>Maybe I'll swing by once I have everything on it all set?
>I actually saw a kitten that my dads friend had today, asked if I wanted it
>I HAD TO RESIST SAYING YES SOO FUCKING BADLY
I might actually ask my mom if she'd be okay with a kitten. I miss my doge, but there's no way my aunt would allow her over there, and I kinda miss having a pet to snuggle up at night with.
#REKT #BTFO #THESQUIDNIG
I was talking about your nosebleed, but yeah, you go ahead and take it easy, alright?
You didn't see anything...
What kind of cat was it?
I thought you meant in general
Tabby cat. Looked just like mine from the old house that ended up being a little cunt most the time. Loved that cat, but seriously, the fucker was so antisocial unless she wanted to sleep between my legs.
More than that would make her broken, more than she already is. Her lack of range can be compensated with peels and proper positioning.
It doesn't mean that she is an uncounterable champion either, but a pretty solid one. Tell me an ADC that shreds tanks faster than her.
I had a tabby cat once
He ran away
But didn't really run away, the manager of this trailer park stole him, we even saw the cat in the manager's window and outside once
We tried to confront him about it, but he just said "no, i got it from the safe haven" or some shit like that
I was beyond fucking pissed about it because it was my cat
Yes I do have a discord.
Hmm, I'll give it some thought. Sounds like a sweet ride.
I'd try to train the cat like my mom trained hers. Chills around the house and yard, but rarely goes beyond that. Cat is super fucking chill, and pretty as fuck. Pure white with orange tips on the ears and tail. He is blind in one eye though, doesn't stop him from wandering around just fine though.
It is. Powered by Doritos and all! Thing doesn't redline till like, 7k!
My cat whiskers was like that, but she was normally inside all the time since she hated the neighborhood cats
She was honestly one of the best cats anyone could ever have
Yeah, but you said the ac as if it was the main issue.
>Mfw I haven't found a GIF of those two GIF's as a single GIF.
>Not currently owning a cat.
You need to get with the times, Makoto.
This post is the post that will revive the thread!
That's why she's never played in LCS or any big tournament. You probably don't know that because you didn't watched. She lacks range, she lacks escapes, she can easly be countered by a lot of champions.
You only play it in ranked, even then it could be really dangerous.
Her early spike is good until level 2, then she can get outdamaged by any other champion.
If she does get stunned, she's dead.
> Tell me an ADC that shreds tanks faster than her.
Do you need to take care of the TANK that does no dmg at all, or the enemy team APC/ADC/Jungle that does more dmg?
Every ADC can destroy tanks with building BOTRK.
Draven does a lot of dmg without it because of his Q.
Lucian just destroys tanks because of the new buid and he can easly kite everyone.
Caitlyn outanges anyone, until you get to hit her, you're dead.
Twitch is the same. If you don't kill him in the first 4 seconds of the teamfight, you're pretty dead.
Same for Kog-maw with his W and botrk build.
There are a lot of much useful ADC's than Vayne, I can go about this the whole day.
That's why she's hard.
She needs frontline, she needs protection, she needs everything. That's why people don't pick her in LCS.
You don't want your whole team to go protecting her the whole game.
Is there a problem? Didn't you say that the thread was slow?
>My cunt of a cat was also named Whiskers
I fear the day that you do...
And technically I do. I just don't know where the little shit ever is!
How am I being mean?!
I'm about to take a shower, I'll be back in 10 minutes.
>Right as I walked into the bathroom, there was a spider in the tub.
They're normally sneaky, what'd you expect?
See The Oatmeals Guide to the Perfect Man Bun.
Tie a noose and hang yourself.
I'm back. I guess i had a break or something.
Revy late claim.
It's not even sneaky. The fucker just never went around the house except once a day to eat.
No I'm not!
You're the cute!
You say this just as I hop in my car
Did I tell you how many people I donged on the other day
Harambe would be proud
Kill it immediately
That's what I was just up to, have a good shower
I guess that's right. I actually don't watch LCS, streams or keep track of any sort of competitive play since the end of S2.
I will keep my biased hate against her though.
I'm too busy enjoying my long cute hair.
Just have fun.
Well, I'm getting my car today. Saying something not related to cars wouldn't be right.
How many people? I heard there was a second dongening.
We have this conversation every day ;^)
I wa shock!
>I just got a haircut recently, enjoy it!
You cheeki little cute.
Did you fall asleep again?
Awake and think my shoulder is slightly dislocated
>cheeki little cute
>implying I'm a cute
Did you try relocating it?
Lucky Trips confirm I'm not cute
Yes, I might try hanging from something to probably fully dislocate it and then relocate it
>or it's just a weirdly placed bruise that my friend gave me because he was pissed
Think whatever you want.
I think I will get one aswell.
In 3 years.
I'm playing versus the reworked Yorik.
He is tanky as hell.
So, laziest cat ever?
T'was a smaller spider, it went down the drain once I turned the shower on.
>Yeah, I can be quick with showers sometimes.
I'm pretty sure that those trips do indeed prove you are a cute!
Not you, too!
>but I'm not, you are the cute!
Rip. Never gunna get one, I'm calling it.
Ya huh! You a Koume, so you a cute!
Idolmaster waifus are cute: Confirmed fact.
I gotta go now, cya guys later!
Waifus are cute. I am not cute. Be clear on that!
>But Koume a cute irl
I am SO not!
>Rip. Never gunna get one, I'm calling it.
I guess after I finish my college I will need to get one, but I don't mind.
I just want to test how it fits me.
Probably a solid 30 people
Ah, that's exciting, yeah? What car?
Also ur a qt, ten hundred percent tsun
I feel on you that, I tend to keep my showers only a couple minutes long.
Mm, fair enough. I let mine get to just past the shoulders before I decided that was too long for me.
She's actually based off Mathilda, a 12 year old girl in Léon: The Professional except grown up
>Not giving her all your money
Did you like, post it in the thread? DID YOU PULL A KONATA?!
See this bad boy? 5 speed manual, powered by Doritos.
>I am not cute or tsun!
Hey, the cute with the long bangs on one side. I've seen a lot of pics of her. Is she missing an eye or do people just prefer not to show it, because I have never seen a pic showing her right eye.