Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702936147
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
still here
and
>>702944394
like just the playstation?
>>702943928
Picture day is horrible, and hungry as FUCK
>>702944216
Kinky
crghじjっmkmkにみんhgftgdせえっせせせせっせs
I am improving the thread.
Still here
Would you answer?
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>702944652
Definitely.
>>702944652
Yes i want chen to dick my willy
>>702944652
"I'm going to take you"
>>702944585
whats up?
>>702944586
hey qt
hows life?
>>702944600
yea its super weird
not the games, not the controller, not the HDMI cable or even the electricty cable
just the ps3
>>702944698
syndra
might i ask how you got into our discord?
i was really confused for a sec
claiming
>one hit away from killing a boss
>he uses his cheap combo attack that he never uses
>get killed
>>702944867
Nothing, a little bit hungry. You?
>>702944881
Hi there.
>>702944645
I'm glad. What you up to?
>>702944652
New fone, who dis?
>>702944652
I haven't heard your voice in a while.
>>702944867
huh. hope you find it
>>702944906
its ok
>>702945031
LMAO
Eru Claim
>>1
>>702945097
Just hanging out until the thread hits image limit. I'm packing to head to the beach for the weekend. What about you?
>>702944867
Studying and meh. You?
This thread isn't cancer enough yet. Someone spam chen or some shit.
>>702945321
Nice dude, enjoy! Bring back a bag of sand for me please.
I'm just a little bit unoccupied, maybe listen to some music I guess.
>>702945097
Hey
>>702945153
it's time.
>>702945117
You don't call me anymore, sweetheart.
>>702944866
I'm coming to save you from the ram.
>>702944733
I never expected anything else.
>>702944764
Thank you.
>>702945097
Chen.
>>702945468
>being this mad
All Hail the Tail
>>702945097
almost dinner time for you?
just drank some coffee wanna call it a night but its still early
>might actually go to sleep early and wake up early so i can enjoy thread a bit
>>702945153
holy so i just searched everywhere and it was under our glas cabinet.
my dad put it there when he was cleaing and forgot
fucking what
>>702945348
being lazy fuck
see answer shiro.
good idea?
>>702945626
Whorebocaust you cunt.
>>702945685
How are you today? I feel like you've been in these threads before.
>>702945583
Oh, Chen. Wanna erp?
>>702945685
Nope, it's 2 PM. I don't know what meal time that'd be.
Coffee doesn't wake me up, doesn't make me tired either.
>>702945526
Will do! I'm listening to some Fall Out Boy lol. I've been listening to the music I listened to in middle school lately, so lots of My Chemical Romance, blink-182, etc.
>>655139488
So long
>>702945943
perhaps just a snack?
also you linked me twice
but yea coffee has weird effects on me
>>702946160
Oh. The Offspring is pretty good.
>>702946502
Goodbye.
>>702946587
Oh, thanks for the heads up.
I don't know, maybe a snack.
>>702945528
Top reply was meant for you. >>702945943
>>702945685
Well, considering that that'd mean less time with me, no, it's not a good idea
>jk, maybe you should do that
>>702946702
Ooh, I love me some Offspring.
>>702946702
>>702945943
I'm good, I just stop by to claim every once in awhile, How are you feeling?
>Mfw listening to Coldplay while writing this 3 page essay
>tfw essay is suppose to be double-spaced because cool professor.
>>702945540
for?
>>702945685
why would he unplug it? and sorry for late response was eating a calzone
>>702947264
Double spaced is the way to go. What format?
>>702947337
guess
>>702947426
Its MLA but the only part thats important is the header bit where you put your name, class, prof name, and spell out the date. It has to be 3 pages and I'm almost there!
>Then I have to print out 3 copies for class tomorrow.
>>702947473
goodnight?
>>702946702
eat some chips thats always good shit man
>>702946780
i always thought you were up at 5 am for me
>>702947337
its fine, how was it?
i have no clue, he is kind of a weird guy
i even asked if he knew where it was and he said he didnt touch it
he remembered when i found it though
holy fucking dicks waifu holy fucking dicks
>>702947569
mhm :p
>>702947606
Did u get teh succ? Lmao
>>702947606
what did she say?
>>702947532
Yep, I'm all to familiar with MLA. At least by the time you're actually writing the body of the paper you're about 30% into the page lol. What's the paper on?
>>702947606
whats going on?
>>702946947
I've only listened to Americana and their self-titled, but those were both pretty good. I'm pretty sure Makoto likes punk, along with his obsession of Eurobeat.
>>702947095
I'm well enough. Should make some food.
>>702947592
I'm going to have some ramen and some chips on the side. Can never go wrong with that, good for my run too.
>>702947606
What?
>>702947592
I-It's not like I do it for you!
Also, weren't you the one doing that for me?
>>702947592
it was good. pepperoni and black olives. thats ok he just forgets things
>>702947606
esdeath
>>702947656
this would be easier if you had some way to identify you
>>702947776
Its about a life changing event.
>When some dirty spic stole 10k from my family's business.
So I'm talking about how we had a backup plan and how it fucked up my life for all of 3 months.
>>702947606
Whats happening yo?
>>702947606
so im in class next and I decided to sit next to this one target I like I start talking to her and at the end of class she says he we should exchange numbers for notes and im like yesssssssssssss she even wrote her name miss carly oh I feel my love struck senses return I even drank a little of her spit she left on her Coffey cup when she went pee
>>702948067
pic im just so excited our love MUST blosom
nooooooooo
>>702947835
You should check out Smash and Conspiracy of One. Both really good albums
>>702948066
Dang dude, did you get the money back?
>>702948067
>I even drank a little of her spit she left on her Coffey cup when she went pee
what the fuck.
Uh, congrats man.
>>702948434
Makoto told me to check out Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace. I'm not too much into punk anymore though.
>>702948461
is what she did a good thing? I want to see her again she smells lovely
>>702947936
i suppose so, but sadly I don't know how.
i mean, i know you;re always posting tomoko, so that's a start.
>>702947835
yea that sounds good as fuck
what flavour chips?
>>702947936
peperoni is the shit dude
>>702948067
although this all sounds really good, srsly man nice!
but the drinking spit might have been too much
really nice job though
>>702948067
holy shit you're not messing around on the first day
>>702948572
Fair enough. I just enjoy fast paced songs. What do you listen to usually?
>>702948434
Nah, but we managed to survive until we sold the business for about 15k.
>It fucking went bankrupt the next year, I feel bad for the people who bought it.
But nah we never got the money back, the spic hopped the border to mexico before we could sue him or anything like that. His wife told me that a week after he hopped the border some drug cartels shot him for not paying them or some shit so I think he's dead.
>Karma is a bitch.
But yeah he was a complete utter asshat.
>>702948619
She has interest in you I suppose. Either that or she's gonna use you as a notejockey. But one way or another you got her number, thats a step up
>Everyone at my uni just uses the Uni emails
>Tfw I can't get a gril's number for notes cause she'll just say "Heres my student email instead."
>RIP
>>702948067
>Esdeath is better with girls then you
G-good for you man.
Yeah, so I was with this girl, we went out and drink some soda.
She bought a coffe cup
I even drank a little of her spit she left on her Coffey cup when she went pee.
pls don't judge me
>>702948713
>>702948673
is is it a good thing should i sit with her in my next class oh I dont get to see her tommorow i need a momento to keep me happy ill ask for a pen and keep it maybe
>>702948654
dont know how? there is another tomoko poster.
>>702948673
yeah and black olives
>>702948067
Don't drink a female's saliva.
>>702948673
It's pretty good. Some Nacho Cheese of course. Put some Louisiana Hot Sauce in the ramen, it's real good.
>>702948797
I guess hip-hop is like my go-to genre, but I try to listen to everything. I also like fast-paced songs. I love this track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc
>>702948856
Pretty much this
Fucking esdeath anon
someone tell me what to do next I cant fail i musten fail dont let me fail
>>702949057
is it bad for me kek?
>>702949129
If she asks for notes, send a dick pic and tell her to study up.
>>702949129
No, it's just looked down on. Pretty weird to do.
Just play it cool man, don't compliment her too much or anything. Just kinda let the whole thing flow by itself.
>>702949107
Eh kills squirals and doesn't afraid of anything
>>702949008
>>702949129
can't help you for shit when it comes to interacting with women but best of luck buddy
Guess who's back!
>>702949049
so far i;ve only run into you afaik
>>702949319
It's you.
I find myself looking for her constantly I should have gone with her for my break but I got scared
what do I DO WAIFU
>>702949246
oh ok
>>702949300
thank you akame ill try should I sit with her next class???
>>702949129
Drinking someone else's saliva can get you various diseases, like if she had mouth herpes or mono. However, I would recommend two things, figure out what she likes, and figure out what she hates, become her friend, gain her trust, and learn her secrets, the best way to bond is through secrets.
>DO NOT REVEAL YOUR POWERLEVEL THOUGH.
>>702949319
Hello ^^
>>702948836
Fuck that guy, he had it coming. Sorry to hear that though
>>702949057
I enjoy some hip-hop, mostly the older stuff though as that's all I've really listened to. Most of the artists I've listened to are the big name ones everyone knows, so NWA, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, etc. I like Yung Lean too
>>702949319
T-T-T-T-TAIGA!!!
>>702949409
what do you mean power level
>I would be ok with herpes from her we can share just like love
>>702949335
well the other one is around you never know
>>702949408
calm down
>>702949008
just keep the spagetthi together
yea you should sit next to her but dont drink her spit or anything like it
you can do it
>>702949049
not a huge fan but they are alright
>>702949057
>Nacho Cheese
hell yea
damn you got some top tier taste
wanna share?
>>702949319
>>702949368
How are you 2? <3
>>702949594
What a day to lurk /waifu/
>>702949600
>>702949594
hehehe ok.
>she loves me she loves me her perfume is lovely and she loves me
>>702949555
YUUUKI! <3 How are you?
>>702949707
What a day to witness this thread
>>702949600
thats ok im not going to force them on you
>>702949703
its ok chen
>>702949738
just calm down and dont show this obsession to her
its all gonna be good, you da man
>>702949594
yeah i guess. anyways, im off now. bye
have a nice day/night.
Two guys invaded me, I'm surprised they had the patience to hunt me down in Farron Swamp
It took like 10 minutes for them to find me
>>702949555
>checked
Yeah it was some fucked up shit. But we're doing alright now, the only thing I miss about the commissary was that in exchange for helping out I got to pick out a bunch of snacks n shit and stuff em in a large bag that we'd usually send to the inmates.
>>702949560
Your power level as in how much of a weeb you are, and also the shit you talk about to your therapist. That kinda shit waits until WAY down the road when she's already committed.
>>702949707
Lurking this thread is great.
>>702949707
Eigentlich ziemlich interessant wie letzte Woche die Threads fast durchgehend gut waren und diese Woche bisher eher schlecht ist
Was machen die ganzen guten anons denn, dass sie nur alle gleichzeitig und nur ein Mal im Monat vorbeischauen
>>702949938
Must be fun to play Dark Souls.
>>702949903
You never seem okay. You seem dead inside.
>>702949647
Lol so high that I (you) myself
>>702949979
bag um and tag um my only problem is she is shorter than me but i can work with it im sure she can hold me down
>>702949878
What a day indeed. Sometimes these threads make me feel better just by looking at it.
>>702949979
Lurking threads is always great
>>702949938
hoh boy, what brave guys indeed. You should've summoned the mad spirit and let him kill everyone
>>702950112
Auf ihre mentale Gesundheit achten und ein echtes Leben führen.
>>702949555
Oh, Yung Lean. He's pretty interesting. NWA and Snoop are both good, I've never listened to Jay-Z for some reason though. I like old school too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOlvVO8mna0
>>702949600
Sure dude.
>>702949647
Good enough, need to listen to some music. You?
>>702950112
Gutten Tag herr offisar
>>702950114
It can be, but invaders are assholes
And i like to be an asshole
>>702950219
There weren't any summon signs around or I totally would have
And then had it backfire when it ended up as a 3v1
>>702950219
>mentale Gesundheit
Heilung trifft es wohl eher
>echtes Leben
vielleicht
Schon Post von der Uni bekommen?
>>702949927
night
>>702950114
im fine
>>702950382
Sieg Heil Kamerad
Office tsar is my name
>>702949773
What's up bud! I'm just hanging out until the thread hits image limit then I'm heading home for the weekend. You?
>>702949979
Oh nice, so you got to help out the inmates a little? That's pretty sweet!
>>702950368
I love the sort of spacey sounds, like in Yoshi City.
>>702950174
Hopefully, maybe she's got a real sadist side too, she'll whip ya good.
>Mfw now all I can imagine is somebody being whipped to that "Whip It Good" song
Kek.
>>702950219
Glorious thread!
Every day is an interesting day in /waifu/
>>702950219
>Sometimes these threads make me feel better just by looking at it.
What is so good in a thread full of a bunch of guys who don't know to behave around a girl?
>>702950406
>I like to be an asshole
Do you, though? I never saw you being an asshole to anyone.
>>702950475
Okay, Tomoko.
If you say so.
>>702950557
Yeah, usually what a commissary does is sell them stuff that's prison safe, like short pens and random snacks, I went on a delivery once with my dad and met a cool guy named Bulldog, he was in jail for shooting somebody that was messing with his biker crew. He told me about cool biker stuff and how to make a pipe bomb. He was chill as hell.
>>702950406
or it would've played out well and the phantom rekt their shit.... and then killed you
>>702950437
>Heilung trifft es wohl besser
Ah, darum geht's mir nie besser
>Post von der Uni
Nope, erst am Sonntag. Am 11.
>>702950577
Almost every day. Not every day, but almost
>>702950690
>What is so good in a thread full of a bunch of guys who don't know to behave around a girl?
Exactly this
>>702950557
I haven't actually listened to an album of his, and I don't plan to. I've heard Ginseng Strip 2002, that's a pretty okay track.
Tribe Called Quest is a personal favorite group of mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvzOfm0ZhS8
>>702950542
Haben Sie irgenwelche juden gesehn?
>>702950690
>What is so good in a thread full of a bunch of guys who don't know to behave around a girl?
That they don't know you're a girl
>Game pulls me away from mini-boss because covenant
>sent back right under boss
>shit.jpg
>>702950690
It happens from time to time, only to people that deserve it though
>>702950850
If a Mad Phantom killed the invaders, he'd get sent home
He'd likely go the easy route though and come to murder me with the other two
>>702950690
yeah no need to worry
>>702950850
Du bekommst Post an einem Feiertag am Sonntag? Ich dachte ihr seid gottesfürchtig da oben?
>>702950919
Leider nicht
How did you make that sentence?
>>702951111
but, don't forget it's an AI and everything that hits it, be it on purpose or by accident, draws his wrath
>>702951245
Sind wir auch. Nichtmal am Samstag kriegen wir was. Aber E-Mail krieg ich.
>>702951019
I'm a girl?
>>702951111
I understand. Seems like you're pretty much into the game.
>>702950850
Is really embarrasing.
>>702951201
Okay, then. Everything's good.
>>702950797
Yeah, he does sound chill as hell. I would never mess with a biker gang, ever. They don't play around if you mess with them.
>>702950863
I like this song, I love the beat, really simple but it fits the song. Very jazzy feel to the song (and I realize the song is called Jazz).
>>702951369
Ah... google ubersetzung?
>>702951503
No you're a jerk
>my favourite jerk though
At what point did I even imply your gender?
>>702951370
The AI invader didn't trigger, but he did ruin our chances of winning when I invaded someone else
>>702951503
Yeah, it's fun to hit things with a big sword
>>702951871
ä ö ü ß Ä Ö Ü
Try these
>translator Made a sentence
Color me impressed
>>702951790
If you like that, I'd recommend checking out Low End Theory. Amazing album. Midnight Marauders is also good, but I prefer Low End Theory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08JS5EqyBVU
>>702950850
True. Some days its just spam or nonsense.
Meanwhile, I'm finished with my essay!
>Hell yeah now I can do fuckall and be unproductive until class tonight.
Although I wouldn't call this productive, its good enough.
>>702951790
Yeah, but otherwise they're cool. I wanted to get a motorcycle and this local gang who hangs out at a pub talked to me about it.
>The pub is on my way to school so occasionally I stop and get something to eat
>They make REALLY good sandwiches.
>>702951913
well fuck in that case
I may play Dark Souls again when I have internet.
>Has not good enough internet to play online
>Solo'd Dark Souls because fuck you, I'm gud
>>702952133
congrats in that case, welcome to waifu and you're welcome to waste your time.
>>702952053
Ich bin tut mir leid freund. ich furchte das umlauten. die doppel punkte uber die buchsteben sind schreklich.
>>702948067
Lol wow, what a read that was so you. Jeez man, you need an Oscar
Whatever you do, be normal. If she dumps you, get over it, plenty more
>>702951503
Are you a boy or a girl?
Tristana claimed
>>702950557
Nothin' just playin' Spores! Oh and that's cool to read! You probably deserve it~
off to sleep
today was hectic
night
>>702952108
Yeah, I'll have to check them out later.
>>702952133
Lol nice. I would like a motorcycle too, but I'm really happy with my car right now. Who is your waifu by the way?
>>702952709
goodnight
>>702952700
I certainly feel so! We're heading to the beach tomorrow morning!
>>702952709
G'night
>Trist
>>702952709
night
>>702952227
I'm often here as it is, lurking, its a fun thread, a good thread. I like it here so far ^^
>>702952727
My waifu is Eru-Chan or L85 from Upotte
>She's not the greatest gun
>Jams a lot, breaks down, etc.
>BUT SHE'S THE BEST GUN TO ME!
I like my car too right now, its a SUV, good size, sits high so I can see a lot of stuff, perfect for me because I've only been driving for half a year.
>>702952709
Goodnight.
>>702952888
>Inb4 Underage b&
Nah I'm 18 I just didn't have enough money to pay for insurance, nor a need to drive as I could just take the bus to school/bike to school/work.
>Eru-Chan
>>702952428
I'm a boy.
>>702952324
what the fuck are you even trying to say?
>>702952709
night
>>702952888
Oh, I didn't see you much before so... welcome back I guess?
>Found Guts's sword, time to rek everything in my way
>>702952227
Dark Souls isn't as hard as everyone thinks, once you get used to the game
>>702952888
Gotcha, I have a little SUV too, a Ford Escape. Don't think I've heard of Upotte, may have to check it out sometime
hrm
i like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkqUnqjgSJg
but i dont like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O59JNz7rdIU
i wonder why.
Not dead
>>702952888
Welcome to the thread.
>>702953136
I prefer the Great Club.
>>702953423
You sure about that?
>>702953136
Oh yeah, the Greatsword was also my weapon of choice.
And there is only Fashion Souls, not Dark Souls.
I know why most people think it is hard though. Brought it to a friend and saw him eat shit 15 times at Gundyr.
He dodges the moment the boss makes another move besides his walking animation.
My favourite boss is still the Dragonslayer Armor. Fucking epic battle on the bridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy2OCRmxVAY
>>702953127
uh.... goood jaabbb?
>>702953498
Never, I am never sure about that
>>702953127
Well, I kinda didn't have a waifu up until now, I mostly just use to watch thread and interact as anonymous
>I was in here last night and picked my waifu, then I psychoanalysed a few people for shits and giggles.
>>702953226
Its like if guns were girls, the perfect anime for a gunlover like myself. ^^
>Its actually pretty funny too.
>>702953498
Thanks ^^
>>702953423
he is near the changing room in which a woman is coming out,
there is a shoe show right next to him,
the show is under the changing room
its in the top left.
go get your money
>>702952844
You lucky bastard~
>>702953351
r.i.p. tom searle ;_;7
>>702953834
Ima get that sone of a bitch. He owes me about treefiddy
>>702953498
Clubs are nice for stuff like Paladins, not needing dex is very nice, just bash things in the face, or smite them with lightning
>>702953641
Fashion souls is all that matters
The best bosses can all be parried, and it's great to pull off
>>702953799
Oh, I like to psychoanalyse people too.
I'm guessing you psychoanalyzed based on the waifu they picked? Or also on the interactions you had with them?
>>702953740
Gute Arbeit
here, there you go.
>>702953799
Yep, adding it to my list lol
>>702953848
Hehehe I know!
I'm heading out, see you guys later!
>>702954117
But I've never played Dark Souls 3, don't know how it fares there.
>>702954239
See ya man, enjoy the beach!
>>702954117
I'm fucking bad at parrying so I had to use greatshields and got salty at every boss who still chipped away at my health when I defended.
But hey, I had a good laugh when I saw Dragonslayer Armors main weapon... His Shield. It's to crush every bone in your body and process them to dust.
>>702954257
words cannot express how much i hate you right now
>>702953351
Whooo
>>702954141
Both really, I did a BIG one on Esdeath that may or may not be a copypasta now, its kinda fun
>Mfw I'm going into computer programming but I'd be a decent psychologist/profiler
>>702954239
I have a pretty big list right now, most of which I actually have downloaded, I just have zero time to watch any of it
>Homework and college shit RIP.
>>702954239
Bye~
>>702954525
Ohoho, I would love to hear that from Esdeath.
>mfw I'm going to study Psychology as part of my teacher eduction in university
This is going to be so much fun, let me tell you
>>702954289
UGS's Great Hammers in 3 are basically the best weapons overall, you can trade hits easily
Plus they're really fun
>>702954374
Parrying is hard, but it's effective and combined with the previous thing, It makes the Farron Greatsword really good
I never really block with shields, and don't dare carry a greatshield because i'd rather roll
>>702954072
i don't like him
lets make a rumour saying he's dead
>>702954109
350k, 350 or 3.50?
>>702954471
metal bands
>>702955062
Kill yourself
>>702955269
when and where?
>>702955379
Metal bands?
>>702954877
Psychology is super interesting, but I'm more fascinated by computers than anything else, I wanna build them and work on them all the time.
Also, I saved it in a text file: You appear to be a somewhat, sociopathic, egotistic person with a lot of apathy towards any other living creatures, as you see them as lesser, as far as I can gather. You kill squirrels and other small rodents, which is a sign of a serial killer, but at the same time most people would kill them as they're pest animals. You tend to get rather sensitive when people judge you, especially your beliefs, as you hold them in regard to facts. It appears that you have trouble agreeing or even coexisting with people who have different views, many anons here might not like you or enjoy your presence. Some may even harass you, which is effective as you choose not to ignore them, maybe for the attention, maybe for the fun of the conversation, or just to argue. Your parents were abusive in ways, and your mother neglected you or worse, which is why you seek a motherly, nuturing figure to dominate you and your sexual frustration, you seek love but have a rather twisted view of it from a societal standpoint, but as long as you aren't raping anyone or anything super illegal, its probably okay. I mean, sure you stole pantsu, thats bad, and you jerked off to hand smell, but that doesn't really hurt anyone. Either way you're, by a societal standard, derranged and in need of mental care, I hope you're getting proper care. I harbor no negative feelings towards you, this is merely an evaluation.
>Wew
>Eru-Chan
