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Waifu claiming thread.


>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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still here


like just the playstation?
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Picture day is horrible, and hungry as FUCK


I am improving the thread.
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Still here
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Would you answer?
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Yes i want chen to dick my willy
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"I'm going to take you"
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whats up?
hey qt
hows life?
yea its super weird
not the games, not the controller, not the HDMI cable or even the electricty cable
just the ps3
might i ask how you got into our discord?
i was really confused for a sec
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>one hit away from killing a boss
>he uses his cheap combo attack that he never uses
>get killed
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Nothing, a little bit hungry. You?
Hi there.
I'm glad. What you up to?
New fone, who dis?
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I haven't heard your voice in a while.
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huh. hope you find it
its ok

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Eru Claim
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Just hanging out until the thread hits image limit. I'm packing to head to the beach for the weekend. What about you?
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Studying and meh. You?
This thread isn't cancer enough yet. Someone spam chen or some shit.
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Nice dude, enjoy! Bring back a bag of sand for me please.
I'm just a little bit unoccupied, maybe listen to some music I guess.
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it's time.
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You don't call me anymore, sweetheart.


I'm coming to save you from the ram.


I never expected anything else.


Thank you.




>being this mad
All Hail the Tail
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almost dinner time for you?
just drank some coffee wanna call it a night but its still early
>might actually go to sleep early and wake up early so i can enjoy thread a bit
holy so i just searched everywhere and it was under our glas cabinet.
my dad put it there when he was cleaing and forgot
fucking what
being lazy fuck
see answer shiro.
good idea?
Whorebocaust you cunt.
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How are you today? I feel like you've been in these threads before.
Oh, Chen. Wanna erp?
Nope, it's 2 PM. I don't know what meal time that'd be.
Coffee doesn't wake me up, doesn't make me tired either.
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Will do! I'm listening to some Fall Out Boy lol. I've been listening to the music I listened to in middle school lately, so lots of My Chemical Romance, blink-182, etc.
So long
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perhaps just a snack?
also you linked me twice
but yea coffee has weird effects on me
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Oh. The Offspring is pretty good.
Oh, thanks for the heads up.
I don't know, maybe a snack.
Top reply was meant for you. >>702945943
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Well, considering that that'd mean less time with me, no, it's not a good idea
>jk, maybe you should do that
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Ooh, I love me some Offspring.
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I'm good, I just stop by to claim every once in awhile, How are you feeling?
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>Mfw listening to Coldplay while writing this 3 page essay
>tfw essay is suppose to be double-spaced because cool professor.
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why would he unplug it? and sorry for late response was eating a calzone
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Double spaced is the way to go. What format?
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Its MLA but the only part thats important is the header bit where you put your name, class, prof name, and spell out the date. It has to be 3 pages and I'm almost there!
>Then I have to print out 3 copies for class tomorrow.
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eat some chips thats always good shit man
i always thought you were up at 5 am for me
its fine, how was it?
i have no clue, he is kind of a weird guy
i even asked if he knew where it was and he said he didnt touch it
he remembered when i found it though
holy fucking dicks waifu holy fucking dicks
mhm :p
Did u get teh succ? Lmao
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what did she say?
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Yep, I'm all to familiar with MLA. At least by the time you're actually writing the body of the paper you're about 30% into the page lol. What's the paper on?
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whats going on?
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I've only listened to Americana and their self-titled, but those were both pretty good. I'm pretty sure Makoto likes punk, along with his obsession of Eurobeat.
I'm well enough. Should make some food.
I'm going to have some ramen and some chips on the side. Can never go wrong with that, good for my run too.
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I-It's not like I do it for you!
Also, weren't you the one doing that for me?
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it was good. pepperoni and black olives. thats ok he just forgets things
this would be easier if you had some way to identify you
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Its about a life changing event.
>When some dirty spic stole 10k from my family's business.
So I'm talking about how we had a backup plan and how it fucked up my life for all of 3 months.
Whats happening yo?
so im in class next and I decided to sit next to this one target I like I start talking to her and at the end of class she says he we should exchange numbers for notes and im like yesssssssssssss she even wrote her name miss carly oh I feel my love struck senses return I even drank a little of her spit she left on her Coffey cup when she went pee
pic im just so excited our love MUST blosom
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You should check out Smash and Conspiracy of One. Both really good albums

Dang dude, did you get the money back?
>I even drank a little of her spit she left on her Coffey cup when she went pee
what the fuck.
Uh, congrats man.
Makoto told me to check out Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace. I'm not too much into punk anymore though.
is what she did a good thing? I want to see her again she smells lovely
i suppose so, but sadly I don't know how.
i mean, i know you;re always posting tomoko, so that's a start.
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yea that sounds good as fuck
what flavour chips?
peperoni is the shit dude
although this all sounds really good, srsly man nice!
but the drinking spit might have been too much
really nice job though
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holy shit you're not messing around on the first day
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Fair enough. I just enjoy fast paced songs. What do you listen to usually?
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Nah, but we managed to survive until we sold the business for about 15k.
>It fucking went bankrupt the next year, I feel bad for the people who bought it.
But nah we never got the money back, the spic hopped the border to mexico before we could sue him or anything like that. His wife told me that a week after he hopped the border some drug cartels shot him for not paying them or some shit so I think he's dead.
>Karma is a bitch.
But yeah he was a complete utter asshat.
She has interest in you I suppose. Either that or she's gonna use you as a notejockey. But one way or another you got her number, thats a step up
>Everyone at my uni just uses the Uni emails
>Tfw I can't get a gril's number for notes cause she'll just say "Heres my student email instead."
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>Esdeath is better with girls then you
G-good for you man.
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Yeah, so I was with this girl, we went out and drink some soda.
She bought a coffe cup
I even drank a little of her spit she left on her Coffey cup when she went pee.

pls don't judge me
is is it a good thing should i sit with her in my next class oh I dont get to see her tommorow i need a momento to keep me happy ill ask for a pen and keep it maybe
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dont know how? there is another tomoko poster.
yeah and black olives
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Don't drink a female's saliva.
It's pretty good. Some Nacho Cheese of course. Put some Louisiana Hot Sauce in the ramen, it's real good.
I guess hip-hop is like my go-to genre, but I try to listen to everything. I also like fast-paced songs. I love this track.
Pretty much this
Fucking esdeath anon
someone tell me what to do next I cant fail i musten fail dont let me fail

is it bad for me kek?
If she asks for notes, send a dick pic and tell her to study up.
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No, it's just looked down on. Pretty weird to do.
Just play it cool man, don't compliment her too much or anything. Just kinda let the whole thing flow by itself.
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Eh kills squirals and doesn't afraid of anything
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can't help you for shit when it comes to interacting with women but best of luck buddy
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Guess who's back!
so far i;ve only run into you afaik
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It's you.
I find myself looking for her constantly I should have gone with her for my break but I got scared
what do I DO WAIFU

oh ok

thank you akame ill try should I sit with her next class???
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Drinking someone else's saliva can get you various diseases, like if she had mouth herpes or mono. However, I would recommend two things, figure out what she likes, and figure out what she hates, become her friend, gain her trust, and learn her secrets, the best way to bond is through secrets.
Hello ^^
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Fuck that guy, he had it coming. Sorry to hear that though

I enjoy some hip-hop, mostly the older stuff though as that's all I've really listened to. Most of the artists I've listened to are the big name ones everyone knows, so NWA, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, etc. I like Yung Lean too

what do you mean power level
>I would be ok with herpes from her we can share just like love
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well the other one is around you never know
calm down
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just keep the spagetthi together
yea you should sit next to her but dont drink her spit or anything like it
you can do it
not a huge fan but they are alright
>Nacho Cheese
hell yea
damn you got some top tier taste
wanna share?
How are you 2? <3
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What a day to lurk /waifu/
hehehe ok.
>she loves me she loves me her perfume is lovely and she loves me
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YUUUKI! <3 How are you?
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What a day to witness this thread
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thats ok im not going to force them on you
its ok chen
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just calm down and dont show this obsession to her
its all gonna be good, you da man
yeah i guess. anyways, im off now. bye
have a nice day/night.
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Two guys invaded me, I'm surprised they had the patience to hunt me down in Farron Swamp

It took like 10 minutes for them to find me
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Yeah it was some fucked up shit. But we're doing alright now, the only thing I miss about the commissary was that in exchange for helping out I got to pick out a bunch of snacks n shit and stuff em in a large bag that we'd usually send to the inmates.
Your power level as in how much of a weeb you are, and also the shit you talk about to your therapist. That kinda shit waits until WAY down the road when she's already committed.
Lurking this thread is great.
Eigentlich ziemlich interessant wie letzte Woche die Threads fast durchgehend gut waren und diese Woche bisher eher schlecht ist
Was machen die ganzen guten anons denn, dass sie nur alle gleichzeitig und nur ein Mal im Monat vorbeischauen
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Must be fun to play Dark Souls.


You never seem okay. You seem dead inside.
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Lol so high that I (you) myself
bag um and tag um my only problem is she is shorter than me but i can work with it im sure she can hold me down
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What a day indeed. Sometimes these threads make me feel better just by looking at it.

Lurking threads is always great

hoh boy, what brave guys indeed. You should've summoned the mad spirit and let him kill everyone

Auf ihre mentale Gesundheit achten und ein echtes Leben führen.
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Oh, Yung Lean. He's pretty interesting. NWA and Snoop are both good, I've never listened to Jay-Z for some reason though. I like old school too.
Sure dude.
Good enough, need to listen to some music. You?
Gutten Tag herr offisar
It can be, but invaders are assholes

And i like to be an asshole

There weren't any summon signs around or I totally would have

And then had it backfire when it ended up as a 3v1
>mentale Gesundheit
Heilung trifft es wohl eher
>echtes Leben

Schon Post von der Uni bekommen?
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im fine
Sieg Heil Kamerad
Office tsar is my name
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What's up bud! I'm just hanging out until the thread hits image limit then I'm heading home for the weekend. You?

Oh nice, so you got to help out the inmates a little? That's pretty sweet!

I love the sort of spacey sounds, like in Yoshi City.
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Hopefully, maybe she's got a real sadist side too, she'll whip ya good.
>Mfw now all I can imagine is somebody being whipped to that "Whip It Good" song
Glorious thread!
Every day is an interesting day in /waifu/
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>Sometimes these threads make me feel better just by looking at it.

What is so good in a thread full of a bunch of guys who don't know to behave around a girl?


>I like to be an asshole

Do you, though? I never saw you being an asshole to anyone.


Okay, Tomoko.
If you say so.
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Yeah, usually what a commissary does is sell them stuff that's prison safe, like short pens and random snacks, I went on a delivery once with my dad and met a cool guy named Bulldog, he was in jail for shooting somebody that was messing with his biker crew. He told me about cool biker stuff and how to make a pipe bomb. He was chill as hell.
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or it would've played out well and the phantom rekt their shit.... and then killed you

>Heilung trifft es wohl besser
Ah, darum geht's mir nie besser
>Post von der Uni
Nope, erst am Sonntag. Am 11.

Almost every day. Not every day, but almost

>What is so good in a thread full of a bunch of guys who don't know to behave around a girl?
Exactly this
I haven't actually listened to an album of his, and I don't plan to. I've heard Ginseng Strip 2002, that's a pretty okay track.
Tribe Called Quest is a personal favorite group of mine.
Haben Sie irgenwelche juden gesehn?
>What is so good in a thread full of a bunch of guys who don't know to behave around a girl?
That they don't know you're a girl
>Game pulls me away from mini-boss because covenant
>sent back right under boss

It happens from time to time, only to people that deserve it though

If a Mad Phantom killed the invaders, he'd get sent home
He'd likely go the easy route though and come to murder me with the other two
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yeah no need to worry
Du bekommst Post an einem Feiertag am Sonntag? Ich dachte ihr seid gottesfürchtig da oben?
Leider nicht

How did you make that sentence?
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but, don't forget it's an AI and everything that hits it, be it on purpose or by accident, draws his wrath

Sind wir auch. Nichtmal am Samstag kriegen wir was. Aber E-Mail krieg ich.
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I'm a girl?


I understand. Seems like you're pretty much into the game.


Is really embarrasing.


Okay, then. Everything's good.
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Yeah, he does sound chill as hell. I would never mess with a biker gang, ever. They don't play around if you mess with them.

I like this song, I love the beat, really simple but it fits the song. Very jazzy feel to the song (and I realize the song is called Jazz).
Ah... google ubersetzung?
No you're a jerk
>my favourite jerk though

At what point did I even imply your gender?
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The AI invader didn't trigger, but he did ruin our chances of winning when I invaded someone else

Yeah, it's fun to hit things with a big sword
ä ö ü ß Ä Ö Ü
Try these
>translator Made a sentence
Color me impressed
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If you like that, I'd recommend checking out Low End Theory. Amazing album. Midnight Marauders is also good, but I prefer Low End Theory.
True. Some days its just spam or nonsense.

Meanwhile, I'm finished with my essay!
>Hell yeah now I can do fuckall and be unproductive until class tonight.
Although I wouldn't call this productive, its good enough.
Yeah, but otherwise they're cool. I wanted to get a motorcycle and this local gang who hangs out at a pub talked to me about it.
>The pub is on my way to school so occasionally I stop and get something to eat
>They make REALLY good sandwiches.
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well fuck in that case

I may play Dark Souls again when I have internet.
>Has not good enough internet to play online
>Solo'd Dark Souls because fuck you, I'm gud

congrats in that case, welcome to waifu and you're welcome to waste your time.
Ich bin tut mir leid freund. ich furchte das umlauten. die doppel punkte uber die buchsteben sind schreklich.
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Lol wow, what a read that was so you. Jeez man, you need an Oscar
Whatever you do, be normal. If she dumps you, get over it, plenty more

Are you a boy or a girl?

Tristana claimed
Nothin' just playin' Spores! Oh and that's cool to read! You probably deserve it~
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off to sleep
today was hectic
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Yeah, I'll have to check them out later.

Lol nice. I would like a motorcycle too, but I'm really happy with my car right now. Who is your waifu by the way?
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I certainly feel so! We're heading to the beach tomorrow morning!
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I'm often here as it is, lurking, its a fun thread, a good thread. I like it here so far ^^
My waifu is Eru-Chan or L85 from Upotte
>She's not the greatest gun
>Jams a lot, breaks down, etc.
I like my car too right now, its a SUV, good size, sits high so I can see a lot of stuff, perfect for me because I've only been driving for half a year.
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>Inb4 Underage b&
Nah I'm 18 I just didn't have enough money to pay for insurance, nor a need to drive as I could just take the bus to school/bike to school/work.

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I'm a boy.
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what the fuck are you even trying to say?


Oh, I didn't see you much before so... welcome back I guess?
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>Found Guts's sword, time to rek everything in my way

Dark Souls isn't as hard as everyone thinks, once you get used to the game
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Gotcha, I have a little SUV too, a Ford Escape. Don't think I've heard of Upotte, may have to check it out sometime
i like
but i dont like

i wonder why.
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Not dead
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Welcome to the thread.
I prefer the Great Club.
You sure about that?
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Oh yeah, the Greatsword was also my weapon of choice.

And there is only Fashion Souls, not Dark Souls.

I know why most people think it is hard though. Brought it to a friend and saw him eat shit 15 times at Gundyr.
He dodges the moment the boss makes another move besides his walking animation.
My favourite boss is still the Dragonslayer Armor. Fucking epic battle on the bridge
uh.... goood jaabbb?
Never, I am never sure about that
Well, I kinda didn't have a waifu up until now, I mostly just use to watch thread and interact as anonymous
>I was in here last night and picked my waifu, then I psychoanalysed a few people for shits and giggles.
Its like if guns were girls, the perfect anime for a gunlover like myself. ^^
>Its actually pretty funny too.
Thanks ^^
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he is near the changing room in which a woman is coming out,
there is a shoe show right next to him,
the show is under the changing room
its in the top left.

go get your money
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You lucky bastard~
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r.i.p. tom searle ;_;7
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Ima get that sone of a bitch. He owes me about treefiddy
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Clubs are nice for stuff like Paladins, not needing dex is very nice, just bash things in the face, or smite them with lightning

Fashion souls is all that matters

The best bosses can all be parried, and it's great to pull off
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Oh, I like to psychoanalyse people too.
I'm guessing you psychoanalyzed based on the waifu they picked? Or also on the interactions you had with them?

Gute Arbeit
here, there you go.
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Yep, adding it to my list lol

Hehehe I know!

I'm heading out, see you guys later!
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But I've never played Dark Souls 3, don't know how it fares there.
See ya man, enjoy the beach!
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I'm fucking bad at parrying so I had to use greatshields and got salty at every boss who still chipped away at my health when I defended.

But hey, I had a good laugh when I saw Dragonslayer Armors main weapon... His Shield. It's to crush every bone in your body and process them to dust.
words cannot express how much i hate you right now
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Both really, I did a BIG one on Esdeath that may or may not be a copypasta now, its kinda fun
>Mfw I'm going into computer programming but I'd be a decent psychologist/profiler
I have a pretty big list right now, most of which I actually have downloaded, I just have zero time to watch any of it
>Homework and college shit RIP.
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Ohoho, I would love to hear that from Esdeath.
>mfw I'm going to study Psychology as part of my teacher eduction in university
This is going to be so much fun, let me tell you
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UGS's Great Hammers in 3 are basically the best weapons overall, you can trade hits easily
Plus they're really fun

Parrying is hard, but it's effective and combined with the previous thing, It makes the Farron Greatsword really good

I never really block with shields, and don't dare carry a greatshield because i'd rather roll
i don't like him
lets make a rumour saying he's dead

350k, 350 or 3.50?

metal bands
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Kill yourself
when and where?
Metal bands?
Psychology is super interesting, but I'm more fascinated by computers than anything else, I wanna build them and work on them all the time.
Also, I saved it in a text file: You appear to be a somewhat, sociopathic, egotistic person with a lot of apathy towards any other living creatures, as you see them as lesser, as far as I can gather. You kill squirrels and other small rodents, which is a sign of a serial killer, but at the same time most people would kill them as they're pest animals. You tend to get rather sensitive when people judge you, especially your beliefs, as you hold them in regard to facts. It appears that you have trouble agreeing or even coexisting with people who have different views, many anons here might not like you or enjoy your presence. Some may even harass you, which is effective as you choose not to ignore them, maybe for the attention, maybe for the fun of the conversation, or just to argue. Your parents were abusive in ways, and your mother neglected you or worse, which is why you seek a motherly, nuturing figure to dominate you and your sexual frustration, you seek love but have a rather twisted view of it from a societal standpoint, but as long as you aren't raping anyone or anything super illegal, its probably okay. I mean, sure you stole pantsu, thats bad, and you jerked off to hand smell, but that doesn't really hurt anyone. Either way you're, by a societal standard, derranged and in need of mental care, I hope you're getting proper care. I harbor no negative feelings towards you, this is merely an evaluation.

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