Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
mandatory cc claim
>captcha broni stop
>mfw I still roll nicely since I have more than 40 points in that fucking weight stat
I don't see your problem. Although sometimes it is better to just stop drop and roll out of harms way.
But Farrons greatsword x parrying sounds fucking badass, agreed. I still slashed everything in front, next to me and sometimes even behind me with that nice sweet sweet Guts Greatsword.
You wouldn't believe how many mobs I killed even when they dodged just because the reach is huge.
Oh, well then, I also think that computers are nice. I still can't quite wrap my head around them, but it's logical, if someone would teach me I could probably get it... with a bit time and patience
And yup, I think you definitely got Esdeath right there. I'm impressed, as not many people can evaluate others from a more objectiv point of view, like you did.
It really says a lot when /b/, a board that can't agree on anything, unanimously hates you.
>Best fox claimed
I just invaded somebody, and went Berserk on them with the Greatsword
The fool tried to parry it
Ultra Greatswords are the best
Greatswords in a close second place
Don't you have a cringe thread to feature in?
Thanks, I tried to do it in a way that felt proper and didn't seem too opinionated.
I need more screenshots of your stupid fucking role playing first.
It's a good thing I just avatar fag and don't roleplay then :^)
Really nobody appreciates it when you steal
Ultra Greatswords are awesome. I even took the time to farm the Dark Knight Set which is surprisingly good when it comes to fire resistance.
>Tried to parry
Well if he would've suceeded the joke would've been on you.
Although with the Dark Knight Greatsword... aaah, I love two handing that shit, you can dodge attacks while you charge your strong attack, since he ducks.
you suceeded in doing that then. Tell me a bit about yourself. What you find interesting, why and stuff like that.
Jokes on him because Ultra Greatswords two handed attacks can't be parried
Farron is the exception because it's always technically one handed
did i miss anything?
It's not my term, but it's one I figured you would be able to understand
Don't know if claimed or not.
Oh, I didn't even know that. But it makes sense. I mean those things are massive and if you could just swish it away with a parry dagger or shield... just not very likely
>noticed spike is back
>episode 5's internally
I like vidya, anime, writing and theatre, I use to act a lot but I stopped my senior year because my old director left and the new one and I didn't click at all. I'm a gun-nut to an extent (hence L85) and I can play the guitar a little bit. I mostly write about fantasy stuff but recently I'm diving into some horror stuff, which is one reason I've taken an interest in psychology.
Not really. Nothing intresting.
He's not the same shitposter spike.
I'm just playing Dota and listening to music. How about you?
You said you minned using Tripcode explorer right? What's your CPU like?
Ahh, give me a minute.
How was the dinner?
Oh, wait. I forgot. This happend.
listening to chill music, looking for some really good watercolour artists.
on desktop (which i usually use) pretty good,
can look for a specific tripcode (look for 10 characters) and get within 20 mins
but on laptop (which is what i have to use for now)
could be much better, can take a day to find some good ones
Oh, those hobbies of yours are pretty far apart.
Writing and acting are some nice hobbies.
What kind of acts did you perform? Did you guys write some on your own or did you just play existing ones?
Just have an appointment right now
What for, if you don't mind me asking?
>look for a specific tripcode (look for 10 characters) and get within 20 mins
How many cores does a CPU need to have to do that?
My GTX1070 graphics card generates upwards of 800mil per second with Meriken's tripcode engine and even still generating a 10 character trip that's not case insensitive can take up to a day or two.
In comparison my i7 6700K with 4 cores and 8 threads if I remember correctly can barely reach 16mil per second with Tripcode Explorer.
I'm defending the forest a lot tonight,
I ran in to a group of two, one spammed spells and the host got in close
I killed the host and was immediately killed by a soul arrow
Mostly did existing ones, though one guy I knew wrote some incredible shit. I was MacDuff at one point during a modernization thing, I was like "YO MACBETH. FUCK YOU." and my director got a bit mad but she laughed. I had one friend write something that's called, I believe, "A Dank Summer Night's Dream" its a bastardization of Shakespeare thats fucking beautiful. I have a lot of different hobbies, I like soccer too. Kek.
trying to make my day more interesting.
By killing the host, it's irrelevant if you die afterwards right?
>I'm assuming Darksouls
No, I'm Heaven.
I'm also going to sleep.
You chose you compoments mate
Kek, that sounds awesome. Never had things like that in school.
according to several people it's actually MAOA that is fucking me up pretty good
>No, I'm Heaven.
That is one of my many names and it sounds like we have the same build. sweet dreams
We've always had a pretty good theatre program here so its always fun to get involved, plus you meet a lot of different people you wouldn't expect to be into acting.
This is pretty new, I guess.
Any specific reason for that?
Oh, I get it.
I don't know if I want to hug the Togame anon anymore.
intel xeon e5-2670 is what i got.
it has 8 cores.
i get about 30-40 mil per sec on it, but i run it on low spec so i could probably get about 70 mil if i wanted to heat it up.
and i got the gtx1080 graphics card, i hardly use it.
eh, i just like water colour and i want to paint something sometime soon
Maybe if you were myaster or I was a minion but that's not the case. You have the blonde loli for that. :^)
Thats right, you listen to a wide variety of music
Didn't i already say it to Yuno?
The newer changes does let it grab two things.
Waiting for the bus to get here right now
Like who? You make it sound like there was this guy who's a complete asshole but he's into acting.
Contrary to popular belief, I do have a name...
There was this guy who I use to know, known him since like, 8th grade, he fucking loved acting hardcore, but he was a truck guy too, like super into cars and shit, probably basing this off my own stereotypes but I didn't expect it. There was this other kid who was like a MEGAJOCK and he loved acting, but he had to quit because he needed a sports scholarship.
>big motherfucker too.
had a calzone. only good thing out of it
Ugh, that's all?
Why? I don't understand why would you be.
I listen to whatever I like.
Is better this way
Sounds like a fun place actually. I was interested in acting too, but since I live in the middle of nowhere, and we had no acting school or anything like that... well it just didn't work out.
Also I think I would've died because of stage fright
usually leads to me stealing some and saying i fucked up a batch
pretty good money
that "something" may be a certain someone.
i have loved water colour since, uhhh... idk
probably when i started with art.
i love everything you can do with it
I feel bad for killing a guy who doesn't understand how weight effects rolling
poor guy didn't stand a chance
Stage fright kinda dies once you actually get up there, at least for me it does, beforehand I'm a bundle of nerves but on stage I do it just as practiced..
I called dominos because I was too lazy to make something
Gone back to the rapeboats yet or still plugging at WoW?
Assuming it's a minion or ball of which I'm neither. And again you're not my master
Kek hey Shizuru
How was he able to get into the swamp? I mean... he kinda deserves it when he cheesed his way through...
It's the other way around for me. Before I calm myself down and go over everything. And when I'm in front of an audience I get super nervous and forget things.
I had a lot of presentations to do in school.
Well I'm going to bed now. See you tomorrow /waifu/
Hey Shiki it's been a while. Doing well?
Come on now.
>And again you're not my master
Yeah speech has always been a strongsuit for me. ^^
is It love or did I fuck up she is so short nd she doesnt like vidya or I can only lie to her so much shes hot but the height I wish I could cut off my damn ankles or shrink my bones I jumped the gun Ive secrewed my love
I-Is this English?
>What's with Shiki appearing shortly before edgedeath everytime
He probably relied on summons, he defiantly deserved what he got
I met a girl today we hit it off I tasted her spit via her coffe hen she peed and I thought i loved her but she is so short what if I actually dont like her I was in love but the height issuue gaaaaaaaah
I like it.
Yeah, man. Totally.
>not wanting to be dominated by a loli
Shiki is the real identity behind Togame and Esdeath.
>Over on /vp/ last night.
>See theories on how Lusamine, Gladion, and Lillie could be an unannounced Ultra Beast that can shape-shift.
Am I the only one who wants to keep this part simple by just saying "They're probably relatives"?
الذهاب إلى النوم الأمير عربية الحلو.
who cares about height, it can't be that bad
if she is really that short she might even have certain "complexes"
yes, nothing is ever simple.
don't give into the common thought
I just met you.
for fuck sake.
don't do the "i am me, and me is me, isn't i?" thing with me.
it doesn't end well,
i already question my own existence enough
His Esdeath senses were tingling.
Don't throw sharks at me.
THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERES MY NUMBER
CALL ME MAYBE
>that translation wasn't perfect but I get the idea
That'd be a hilarious prank. Would've been the best bait ever.
>Not gonna greentext specific parts cause it's all super bad
Dude get a new therapist already and get some help
are you able to question your own existence?
if so you may exist,
because something that doesn't exist cannot question itself because it doesn't exist.
but this all narrow's down to your definition of existence, as proving existence is a lot harder than existing.
also u a cute, so you must exist
Paradoxal shit right here.
I scream. you scream, we all scream for icecream
I mean, something does seem off about how similar they look, but I wouldn't want to delve in too deep into the weirder theories just yet. For all we know, the shape-shifting thing could be true but the Pokemon/Beast likes the look of gold hair/green eyes for some reason.
So have you found something to do?
>Just got back from the first session of Pathfinder
How're you guys?
All these times I simply stepped aside
I watched but never really listened
As the whole world passed me by
All this time I watched from the outside
Never understood what was wrong or what was right
No. You're not worthy of being my master
I'm pretty good, playin vidya after finishing two papers
>One was like 3 pages long
>the other, the prof literally said. "Doesn't matter how long it is, just don't write a fuckin' novel." So its like a page.
Very lazy tonight
Yup. Even if Esdeath is a fake he has put a lot of effort into this persona.
i tend to think i don't exist due to that.
what flavour is it?
they could of just grew up on the same island, and have the same fashion sense in haircuts.
you see it a lot irl
You got me, I don't have bad taste.
Why aren't you going to sleep?
Maybe reality will get much better than the nice dreams you have/had.
I guess that's what I'm going to do, nonetheless.
Mint. Because it's green.
gaffffffff you pile of shit, stop testing
>TFW will never experience the college paper writing experience
Is this good or bad
Okay quit playing with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth, for that
Fuck your fillings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
Esdeath, you just met her, you don't even know her snap out of it.
how can she be my mommy if she is shorter uh it hurts my heart her perfume her hair all smell so good someone said I could get a diseases from the spit thing however but I dont know should I move on my mind is not ready
You built a house up in the trees
So you could see everyone
You set the clock and had a run
You set the clock and had a run
(C'mon), sing with me, (sing), sing for the years
(Sing it), sing for the laughter, sing for the tears, (c'mon)
Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord'll take you away...
Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangsters
In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
Eh, depends on how you look at your education, personally I don't care either way, I just gotta do it for muh educations so I can get me a degree.
>But at least while doing them I can chill ITT