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It's 1 AM and you know what that means, Club Kek is open,

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It's 1 AM and you know what that means, Club Kek is open, and tonight is a special night here at Club Kek, Today the summer faggots go back to school and the real party begins. Although before you can pop in, you gotta show us you're a certified member of Club Kek

>Singles= Go back to bed, you got school tomorrow.

>Dubs = Member of Club Kek

>Trips = VIP of Club Kek

>Quads = Owner of Club Kek

>Quints = Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen "visits" club kek

>69 = The hookers in the bathroom

>6969 = Pimp of Hookers

>404 = Person who roofies the drinks

>420 = the drug dealer

>404= Moot

>89 = Brock Turner
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roll
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I don't need no dubs to get in watch me!
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Moot roofies all the drinks?
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Wait
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>>702888888
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Yo
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Rooooll
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>>702888220
time to enter
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rOLL
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Fuck off bitch
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Like I got dubs :(
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>>702888220
Rollington
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Roll
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Roll
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Heyo
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roll
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rollerino
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ah, school, interesting.
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Trips get
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Roll
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>>702888220
>666
is Omar Marteen?
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Rolll
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>>702888220
roll
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I am a regular here
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Rollerino
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>>702888220
rollin
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>>702888220
Nigger tbh
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rollerino
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>>702888220
It's still 11:00 where I live but fuck it, roll.
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WELL ROLL AGAIN
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>>702889400
>>702889466
get in
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Nightlife
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Im the one who ruffies
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We
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>>702888220
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Roll again
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>>702889588
nvm im just a VIP
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Hey welcome the vip aka me
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Roller
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>>702889537
Thanks bro
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let me get that 69
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The owner is here.
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>>702888220
Who tf do you think I am?
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rolling
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Okay
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But I dying and roof top school
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Let me into my club motherfucker
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rol
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ayyyyyyy
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Rawlin
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>>702889704
Going to bed now :(
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roll
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Let's go
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Ayy
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Now that I am a member, it is vital that I move up the ranks.
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rolling
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rollin
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rolller
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>>702888220
I forgot my card in my other pants
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your goatee isnt centered you fucking degenerate
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>>702888220
I'm 21, I promise!
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>>702889769
Hookers are here
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outta the way fools
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rolllllll
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Excuse me
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>>702888220
10/10 thread
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Roll
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rloll
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Roll
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Roll
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Unexpected
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Roll.
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roll
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Roll
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ROLL!
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Rawl
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Roll
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why are you even checking me you know who i am
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>>702890289
Brock Turner has arrived
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>>702888220
Roll
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Outta my way, VIP here.
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Pleeeease I wanna be in club kek
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>>702890289
aww shiiit
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Let's roofie
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Guys I swear I'm a member
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>>702888220
Rolling
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who's house

RUN'S HOUSE
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>>702888220
Act cool...
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Need an upgrade
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What's up, fellas.
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Lemme in, fuckers.
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>>702888220
going to bed : D
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Uhh heres my id
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Yooo!!
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WHAT'S UP, MOTHERFUCKERS
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ROLLERONI
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>>702888220
Roll
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Bed time I guess
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>>702888220
I'll just have you check my shit
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>>702888220
Rollin
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Shitty club us shitty
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Rololol
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rollo
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Not even a vip
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let me in you faggot I always come here
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i want to sleep
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Riggity roll
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Damn, all these kids waiting in line to get to Club Kek. Good thing I can skip the line
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>>702890777
FUCK
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Suh dudes
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Rollington
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420 get
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>>702890798
nice try im skipping the line kiddo
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Roll
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Let me in
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>>702890888
pls help
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Do I get in? If not, just stopping by to say hi.
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>>702890872
>>702890798
none of you faggots are skipping in line only me mr kek of house kek can get in
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>>702890888
Check'm
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>>702890888
>>702890899
COME IN
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>>702888220
Lemme in or I'll shoot you in the dick
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fuck i give up im going to bed
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Club kek here I come
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Roll
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Make way losers
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Roll
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>>702890988
>>702891011
>>702891033
All are welcome
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>>702888220
Rowling
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It's lit
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Let me get a hooker
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Rollos
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its 10:37 retard
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First rule about club kek
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roll. check em
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Roll
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roll
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rolling for school
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>>702891112
Kek
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>>702888220
Roll
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>>702891199
Get in
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>>702888220
Is my table ready?
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>>702891169
oh fuck yes. come get your dicks sucked boys
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>>702889589
Brock
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Hello my dudes just here for club kek
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Supp nigga :^)
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Where is the owner
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>>702888220
Plz let me in
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>>702888220
i am kek
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Let me skip this line
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>>702890777
VIP get in
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onwer here step aside
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so everyone rolls to get in but there is no actual prtying in the thread?
this is a dumb game
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Are there room for niggers?
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rollin
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>>702891344
Oh i got in too
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>>702891400
Yes
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Do we even have a hooker
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got it boss
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Roll
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>>702890593
Im telling you its real man
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Check these hot singles in your area
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alright lets get this party started
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Pimp roll
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>>702888220
here comes dat boi
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Drug dealer weeding through
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rollpai
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Fuck
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>>702891522
Sweet thanks dog i told you its real
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Not brock.
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Rollerino
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>>702888220
Fuck it, rolling.
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Rawl.
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>>702888220

Put of the way fag, check these out
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Hey, has anyone seen my ...!
C-Club Kek?!
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Please let me through, some NEET ordered this horny Neko to this address. I'm just here to deliver and have a drinl or two. that's all!
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Rolling
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Roll
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>>702888220
k
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Roll again
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If this posts ends in a four, i'm calling the police.
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>>702888220
Honk honk
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>>702888220
This club sucks
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Vip
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lemme past bitch
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meem
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R
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jews
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>>702888220
hit me with your best shot
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Alright alright, let me in faggot
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Roll
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>>702889389
lmao
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Roll.
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check out my soundcloud pls
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>>702888220
No summerfag S her
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where the white women at?
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>>702888220
Ok
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>>702891800
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Fuck you, too.
I didn't want to party anyway.
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>>702892000
nigger vip confirmed
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>>702892015
Go back to bed nigger
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>>702892055
checked
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>>702892052
yeah, fuck this joint.
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Kkkkkkkkkk
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>>702892055
These dubs confirm his findings, Sheriff.
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>>702888220
Ayyyy. Ol buddy ol pal! Remember me? You'll let me in like last time right? If you do I'll let my faggot brother here >>702890449
suck your dick! I let him know too you'd fuck him in the ass so he's all lubed up and ready to go!
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>>702892000
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>>702892120
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>>702891888
>>702892000
Mah niggas in the lounge straight chillin
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>>702892111
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Sup hoes
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>>702888220
Roll
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>>702888220
Lemme in fam I'm holdin hella rocks
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>>702892000
checked
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I wanna be in your club!!!1!!!11!
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>>702892300
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waiting in line for entry
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Roll
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Sir, i have multiple reports of illegal activity taking place in your club. I'm gonna have to ask you to step aside.
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Shiieett
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>>702888220
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Femanon here. Lemme in
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>>702888220
roll IDGAF
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fat roll
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>rolerinno
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>>702888220
Roll
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>>702888220
check em
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Rollerino, niglets.
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LETS GO CLUB KEK
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POUR ME A DRINK XD
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Rolly polly
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rooll
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not like I have anything better to do
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>>702893399
you son of a bitch
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r0ll
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roll
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The fuck is goin on in here
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>>702888220
Lol
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rowl
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I know I left my invitation here somewhere...
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I can get to any club I want
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>>702888220
Fuck you bouncer
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I'm coming in hold the door
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I'm just here for the ylyl threads man.
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Nig nog poip
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Party time
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>>702888220
Let me in, bitch
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>>702896317
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>>702896383
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>>702896414
Check em
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yo
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I AM THE KLUB KEK KING
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>>702896512
THE KING IS BACK
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Kek
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>>702888220
Check this shit boi
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>>702896571
Well fuck this club anyways.
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Roll
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Coming through
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Rollin
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Time to get schwifty. Let me through
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>>702888220
Let me in, bitch
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>>702896869
Come on in, slut
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Step aside
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I am club kek
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>>702896869
Gimmie the succ whore
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>>702888220
Roll
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>>702888220
i think you mean club gek
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K
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rawl
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Rollerino
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>>702888220
rollin in my own shit
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Roll
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Excuse me, Omar Manteen coming through
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Rolling
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>>702888220
Roll
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I'm rollin boys
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>>702888668
Rollz
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>>702888220
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Easy entry, step aside peasants
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Roll!
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roll
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Kek
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Roll
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>>702888220
oh shit let's go
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roll
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>>702888220
Rolling
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>>702888220
trips babeh
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Check deez quads
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let me in
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This is not a fake id i swear


(has +5 dec)

dw ive got this
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roll
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time to sleep
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>>702888220
plz lemme in man
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This is rickdiculous I don't need to be a part of your club
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all these plebs out here
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Roll
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>>702888220
Roll
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Roll
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Roll
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Rollerino
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>>702899403
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faggots
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