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LOL he's looking at her like shes a double cheeseburger
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ahahahha
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>>702883369
i for one am rooting for him. even if friendzoned, still had his dick touched
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Love is beautiful
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I genuinely feel uncomfortable watching this really...

Seems really awkward
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>>702883369

Still doing better than most losers on this board
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What is this?
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>>702883369
How'd he score that? has it got a dick?
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>>702883369
def need vid (if someone saved it)
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>>702884598

it's chaturbate, theyre streaming right now.

Porcelain_Elf
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It's live Now
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>>702883369
Man this shit is hard to watch homie
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She just flashed her weird nips. It makes sense now
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itt: we talk shit about a fat guy for being way more of a pimp than us
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>>702883369
How does that fat fuck get a cute girl like that ?
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also shes a dom, and was talking about how she makes him wear a collar outside
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>>702885096
>>702885098
Shes a dom, and gets aroused for making fun of his weight/ making his life hell
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MOAR
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>>702885277
he doesn't seem to mind reaping the benefits........
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meh...soon he'll be in a feels thread
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>>702885277
Even if she's a dom, he's still lucky to get that. Most of us would want a dom like that.
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>>702885368
idk shes not even that hot
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she makes him eat his own cum kek
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HOLY FUCK dude is such a beta fuck

girls kinda cute so I give him that
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>>702885455
to a hammaster like that dude, she is.
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How do I bypass not available in my region/gender?
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>>702884756
unable to connect.
hope someone recorded it.
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>>702885455
This statement concerns me.
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literally the most disappointing boobs i've ever seen. her face and pussy are incredible, but he has better boobs.

also it's weird af watching them. she's not worth being treated like that, but i'm not into dom stuff.
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They reached the goal for blowjob
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It'll be funny in a few years when she looks back at this as a married woman with 2 kids and cringes.

He'll look back at it and remember he got to tap a fine bit of ass, even if she did take the piss out of him. He'll not be a Wizard but he'll be a recovering Wizard for sure.

Though tbh, good on him.
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>>702885096
>pimp
She wears the pants
He's the beta orbiter that got lucky
She's a chubby chaser, bless her heart
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>>702883369
Holy moly is that zero
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he's still getting sucked off by a hottie. op is a jealous faggot
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>>702885711
What in death's name are those?!

I was >>702885697 and I take back everything I said. Just what the fuck.
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>>702885627
This. I wanna watch.
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>>702885720
entirely agree
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>>702885697
weird tits and an ok face. I've had better and wont fangirl over some cuck bitch
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blowjob started
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>>702883369
>Waves dong left and right and smiles seductively at camera
My sides
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she is a 5 lol but he is like 0.000000000000000001
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>>702885990
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>>702885962
Nah man, I'm on your boat, tits ruined it. Thanks for playing rationally though.
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[[Beta Intensifies]]
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yeaaah boi getting some
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how did this fat white boy get such a qt

feelsbadman
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>>702885990
>>702886142
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Nuair déileáil leis loighic fuaime, beidh bó a dhéanamh go minic fuaim moo i freagra
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Why does it say access denied?

HALP!
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>>702886338
did this guy just get blueballed in front of 5000 people
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>>702886338
bitch be wearing a wig. perhaps it's male?
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>>702883369
Franku has really let himself go
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>>702886218
>this fat fucking down syndrome pig is fucking beautiful girls and basically you're retarded
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>>702886471

yep, basically the goal was "blowjob tease" wasn't all that much to it.
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Lulz, did we actually make it #1?
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>>702886607
WHY DOES IT SAY ACCESS DENIED?
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>>702886665
some people block users who live in the same state, perhaps that's it?
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>>702886665
you must live in there state
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>>702886665
because niggers
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>>702883369
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>>702886727
*their
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HOW ABOUT!
We tell her that if she gets 2k tokens she has to call him adolf? Oh, and she calls him Eva.
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Buncha haters lol. Why can't you guys just be happy for someone?
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>>702886589
she doesn't let him put it in
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>>702886727
NC blocked
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she basically said she already knew he was gonna be beta that's why she chose him
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>>702886665
hey i live in NC and i got Access Denied are you here too /b/ro
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>>702886899
NC 704
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>>702886843
they are listed as cst location. maybe one of them is from nc. use a proxy and you should be able to see them
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NOW THEY ABUSE THE DOG

REEEEEE
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I watched her last night on chaturbate. I told him to enjoy that shit while he can cause she wont be around in a year. I was banned. Oh well.
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>>702886952
NC 919
/b/ro
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part of blowjob w/ sound uploading to webmshare atm

pretty hot
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everybody call him Harry Potter lmao
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>>702886968
>nc
>cst
kys
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Tits are 2/10
Face is 4/10

You guys are thirsty as fuck
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BIRTHMARK ON HIS NECK???
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>>702887107
you overuse kys. kys
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>>702886805
you'll see
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Nuair déileáil leis loighic fuaime, beidh bó a dhéanamh go minic fuaim moo i freagra
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>>702887152
she has a really cute face. you're probably into kardashians and jenners. fuck off.
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The poor dog saw his limp dick that he got terrified and left
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>>702887107
never said nc is cst, faggot. i said one of them might be from nc and they might block all ip addresses from there. kys
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>>702887168
i'll have you know i only used it twice today
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>>702886899
They live in the Jacksonville, NC area. He went to Swansboro High.
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>>702887262
i thought this was the fourth. my apologies.
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>>702887253
you said listed as cst. kys
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Oh God, I'm watching them.
She's absolutely aweful.

And he is suck a beta bitch.

She says they fucked twice, once this morning and once a MONTH ago.

this bitch probably pegs him then lets someone else fuck her while he watches.
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>>702887310
it's all good /b/ro.
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>>702887167
hickey you fuck
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>>702887338
THIRD!
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>>702887167
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webmshare.com/3vQz3
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Im pretty sure I could figure out who she was if she wasnt wearing that cheap ass wig.
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>>702887338
learn how chaturbate works before trying to act like a smartass. the broadcaster can live wherever and ban people from any state they want. suck a fat nigger dick you faggot.
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>>702887418
damnit. must find new insult to troll with
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>>702886255
It happens in high school there was this hugely fat like weirdly fucking huge dude named Steve Harmon who got a tiny cute alt type chick. I think she was doing it to be irreverent but it happened
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>>702887473
i never said they couldn't you ass splatter
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>>702887473
talking like that doesn't bother you? you missed a comma.
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>>702887439
she hurts him :I
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ouch this is rly cringey, dont think they thought this through beforehand. i tried to do a show with a hot friend of mine and it was like really awkward since its soooo drawn out.
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>>702887565
Oh god, she is so repulsed by him.
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>>702887439
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER!
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>>702887439
She admitted he got that from her choking him
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ITS NOT WORKING. I'M GOING THROUGH TOR AND NO VIDEO
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>>702887828
My guess is that she thought he would be easy to relate to for chaturbate payers.
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>>702887611
yet you cry
>nc
>cst
>kys
?
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how does she know him....this seems odd
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>>702887828
they just watch the screen waiting for people to talk. to tip, really, but niggas be cheap. it's even more awkward since you can tell he's more into it than she is.
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I had to close the screen
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>>702887980
sadly i've been here for a while so i can answer. they met online two years ago. they have a sub/dom relationship
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why are we not trolling the chat of these two?
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>>702887980
she controls him like a slave on a leash.
Probably picked him off a crowd after noticing how beta he was.
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>>702883369
He looks like the lovechild of Peter Griffin and Harry Potter.

0/10
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>>702888108
EXACTLY
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>>702887959
#tru, shes doin a good job then, feel bad for her though
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>watching him jerk off his flaccid dick


ok im done with this shit
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>is actively being sexually stimulated by a woman

>/b/ makes fun of him

wew
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>>702887973
I WAS SAYING THAT NORTH CAROLINA ISN'T CENTRAL TIME you burnt piece of toast
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Why are bitches so retarded on cam sites? Her goal is set at 2 fucking thousand and she can barely get 100.
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guess girl power / woman dom is not working out.
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ITT ppl are mad at the guy becouse they look like him and want a girl like he has, but cant get one.
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>>702888208
diggin the new insult.
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>>702888249
but she has wig. this makes questions in my head
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>>702888289
ty anon. i'm working on a few
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>>702888208
i never said north Carolina is cst, you illiterate fuck. learn how to fucking read. i said one of them may be from there, thus they block all users that are from there, kms
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she's quite hot.
anyone knows how to download the vid from chaturbate??
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>>702888249
to be fair, just because he might stick his cock in her once in a while doesn't mean 9 other dudes aren't doing the same.
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>>702888249
He's beta as fuck, no one is jealous. He is sitting there half naked waiting to get fucked while his whore just sits there fully clothed.
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Let's dox
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>>702888379
but but but. oh. heh
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>>702888388
she is wearing a wig and tits are awful.
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>>702888478
THIS
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>>702883369

shout out to whoever the fuck suggested they charge tickets or what the fuck ever
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>>702888061
>sadly i've been here for a while so i can answer. they met online two years ago. they have a sub/dom relationship

so does he ever actually get to fuck her?
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>>702888230
u fucking tard shes made like 5k tokens already
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My boner demands access to this
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she only looks half decent because of the lardgalaxy she is sat next to.
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>>702888503
im all about weird nipples. and shape wise theyre fine. her face is really nice though, thats a great selling point.
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>>702888562
that was anon
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>>702883369
someone better cap the ticket show
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>>702883369
are we getting our autist bro laid?
someone cap that shit
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Nuair déileáil leis loighic fuaime, beidh bó a dhéanamh go minic fuaim moo i freagra.
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>>702888562
bunch of dumbass beta neckbeard fucks.
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100 tokens per ticket to watch sub-par chat faggotry? She's not as hot as she thinks she is....
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Some women on these cam whore sites are fucking dumb as shit. You have to tease to get rich fucks to donate. Sitting on your ass looking like a bitch doing fuck all is not the way to bring the coins.
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lets all drop a couple grand on this fatty and his hoe, they get super excited and prepare for a chaturbate payout of a couple G's... they spend their money on shit thinking they have this big payout coming. Then the payout doesn't come because we all did a chargeback on our CC's. Now they are in debt. She blames fatty. Fatty becomes alone and starts doing heroin to seem more edgy to win her back. She doesn't come back. Fatty dies.

Is it a plan or no?
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>>702888747
i'm in anon. good show
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>>702888747
The bit after she blames fatty is probably going to happen anyway
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>>702888747
Oh I like this
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>>702888747
This is the sexiest thing in this entire thread.
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I'm waiting for sum butthole shots
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>>702888747
i came
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>>702888747
I'm down like down syndrome
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This fat fuck is getting more action than i have received in my entire live, wtf am i doinh wrong?
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>>702888747
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>>702888747
yeah, totes, go for it. except your credit card company investigates all fraudulent charges and finds that the username using your credit card is actually you. then you get charged the fee and they can charge you for a false claim and have the feds pound your asshole
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WHODAFUQ IS CAPPIN?
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>>702888720
yeah dude im contributing, i want good for this nerd
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>>702885711
what the fuck....boner kill those things are fucking nasty. no wonder she fucks fat guys his tits look the same as hers
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>>702888963
It's all luck bro, either be born with good genetics or you better learn fast to settle for whatever bitch likes you in high school. Otherwise you are fucked.
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can we atleast get some fucking screen shots?
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That harange ain't MY bro.
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>>702886218
You watch a girl seducing another guy, and YOU call HIM Beta?!
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>>702883369
This fat son of a bitch is fucking super hot girls and basically we're fucking stupid.
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Dude im from fucking MA and its denying me.
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>702888888
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>>702889097
Free Will exists
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>>702889097
>not fucked

fix'd
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>>702888999
look, we can all come up with reasons to not do something. Or we could just do it.

I'm in now btw, paid my 100 tokens.
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>>702888621
each detail i know just feels more pathetic lol. but she said they fucked once this morning and once a month ago in a hotel. they have a place and dog though, so it's like a real relationship
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>>702885455
Are you blind or gay?
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>>702889127
>seducing

you mean

>cockteasing
>blueballing

He is a beta. According to her, only she can cum, not him. So he does all the work for her with no payoff.
Dumbass.
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>>702889200
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>>702889191
dub trips, nice
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R.E.M.
R.E.M.
R.E.M.
R.E.M.
R.E.M.
R.E.M.
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you /b/ros better get some vids up later, gotta go to work.
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>>702883369
He's still the one gettin a handy from a beautiful chick. You jelly bro?..
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>>702888888
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>>702889200
>>702889251

what in the fucking world...I guess when you are that fat, ugly, and with such poor social skills; you'll let a 7 control your life
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>>702889300
hello newfag
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>>702887565
Hes a beta fuckin with his cousin
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I'm still getting the "access denied" message. Anyone find a way in?
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>>702886791
YES
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>>702889406
use a proxy or tor its not that hard
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>>702886255
I don't know man but I'm sharpening my razors for my virgin suicide.
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shit if this is what it costs to get that fucker laid by a 6/10 then we should have just sent him to nevada
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>>702883369
would someone inside record this shit?
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what are we peasants missing?
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moar caps pls
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>>702889546
its being capped
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>>702886665
That's what she said.
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let's let this girl know that her father hates her
sarahluxor
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>>702889685
alright, great
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>>702887290
I also live in the Jacksonville, NC area. Maybe I should pay them a visit?
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So she makes like 7k Tokens. She has to pay the Jew Site like half of what she makes, so she gets like $100 for whoring herself out to some fat omega dude?
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>>702889383
fuck. it's like you know me. nice semi colon placement btw. look those up
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>>702889865
jacksonville is in florida you dented can
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>>702889872
100 tokens is 10 bucks in chatwhore shekels
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Let's see her ass get reamed
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>>702889964
learn geography you unsalted twat
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>>702889887
I was talking about guy in video....
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>>702889964
every state has a Jacksonville.
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Everybody start chanting "ANAL!"
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>>702889964
>Jacksonville, NC
NORTH CAROLINA, you burnt waffle
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>>702890073
everyone knows its florida you unbaked cake
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>>702889251
Maybe he can't cum, because he is as fat as your mom.
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I found the 4chin couple
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>>702890100
they can't have one in every state you unflushed baby wipe
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>>702889872

dude areyou retarded 7k tokens means 350 bux on her end
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http://www.xvideos.com/video16239145/slut_porcelain_elf_playing_on_live_webcam_-_6cam.biz
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>>702890125
IT'S IN FLORIDA! you unlit candle
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>>702890187
well, 10 out of 50 states do have a town named Jacksonville.
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>>702889964
This
>>702890100
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>>702890158
My mom has issue cumming cause she's dead.
But I'm sure he cums just like your mother: Squealing like a piggy
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>>702890181
cock cock cock

typical 4chan lel
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>>702885549
to a hammaster like that dude, she is
>>702885549
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>>702890302
thats not possible because of post office reasons, you unmashed potato
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>>702890241
NORTH CAROLINA! you stale bread
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>>702890132
you are such a liar, you sloppy manwich
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>>702890100
And every Jacksonville has an Elm Street.
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>>702883542
ur jelly as fuck bro.. jealous of a fatty getting a handjob. might as well just kill urself now u fucking virgin.
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>>702890217
That's before she pays the toll doofus.
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>>702890382
IT IS IN FLORIDA EVERYONE KNOWS THIS you ground beef patty
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>>702890435
IT'S IN NC, I GODDAMN LIVE HERE! you sixpack of hotdogs
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Enuf
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>>702883369
hes not looking at her u desperate cuk
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>>702890421
ayyyyyy sheckles
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>>702890535
you live in florida? you peppered ham with no pepper. or ham
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>>702890375
>zip code
you're retarded.
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omg it got cringey. just wait until you see the cap. he licking his cum off her. im gon to wash the shame
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>>702890375
1234 cumslut way
Jacksonville, NC 69696
Jacksonville, FL 32222
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>>702890611
the zip code would be the same! impossible! you ungassed vehicle
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>>702887862
She still sucked his willy.
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>>702890671
see? FL MEANS FLORIDA! you unwashed dog
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>>702888191
Nobody can win. It's the butthurt of so many neckbeards. Once you get pussy you just applaud anybody else that's getting it. You'd have to be sex depraved to be butthurt over a couple of people fucking around on camera. Irl chicks of all different shapes and sizes will like guys of all different shapes and sizes and vice versa. It's not a big deal. But on /b/ it is. But we all know why.
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>>702890421
no dumb fuck its not 100 tokens = ten bux 5 for her 5 for cbate 100x70= 7000 70x 5=350

you know we are doing basic middle school math right now you fucking retard
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>>702890600
I live in north carolina. you jack and diet, hold the jack, hold the diet, and make it a kiss
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>>702890700
Careful, don't make your bait too obvious, newfag.
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>>702890410

And every Elm Street has a nightmare.
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>>702886255
try not being a shitskin u fucking virgin. u should absolutely feel bad.
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>>702890225
Fuck that bitch's body is ugly, give me a trap any day. Kind of like the fags that think Emma Stone is hot.
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>>702890779
so? we're talking about FL, you large pepperoni and pineapple pizza, hold the pepperoni, hold the pineapple, hold the cheese, hold the sauce, hold the dough
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>>702890187
Unflushed baby wipe FTW
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>>702890801
more caps god
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>>702883835
See filename!

...also, I'll upload the full-version replete with sound in a few minutes and then link it, since it'll be offsite.
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>>702890801
looks like emma stone in that retarded wig
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>>702890772
the camwhore was well paid this day
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Nuair déileáil leis loighic fuaime, beidh bó a dhéanamh go minic fuaim moo i freagra
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>>702890829
that's probably her fetish, she likes fat guys and niggers
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>>702890881
No, we're talkin about North Carolina, you cranberry and vodka, hold the cran, hold the vodka, put some ice in your ass crack and sit on my lap crack
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>>702885711
He looks like a mcdonalds loving papa franku to me. Those tits...are.....I gotta go return some video tapes....
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>>702890801
despite those tits i feel i must say im a 26 yr old virgin
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she's offering her dom services now thru twitter n email
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>>702890987
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>>702891028
I'm not here for the OP anymore. I'm here for this back and forth
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>>702890987
No, she can't make shit for money with her saggy deflated tits and arbys roast beef pussy. So she finds some fat ass beta male to relate to all the fucking losers that spend money on cam whores and makes bank that way.
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Anyone record it?
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>>702891090
well then join in, you mac and cheese with no mac and not enough cheese
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>>702890916
lol that was some top fucking kek
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>>702890973
she made closer to 500 tonight and gained like 6k followers she will make atleast this everytime she gets on imagine this. shes in a position to make 125k a year is she works 2 3 hours a day 5 times a week doing this
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>>702885711
Why are her bobbies deflate?
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>>702891076
ugh

that guy is so lucky
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>>702891140
yeah someone capped it and will be uploading shortly
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>>702891212
23 hours a day? sheesh
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>>702891090
No one goddamn asked you, you pepperoni pizza, hole the pep and make it a klondike bar,
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>>702891138
whatever makes you feel better about the situation or your situation.
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>>702886255
Cuz her sad milkless boobies
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>>702891212
well at least our autist faggot of a bro gets some pussy occasionally.
>he is the new king of /b/
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>>702887167
Looks like a hickey to me, you must be oblivious to their existence. Also it's bedtime for you pleb. Don't make me call your mother.
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>>702891212
how do you know what anon is doing? you scratch on a new pair of sunglasses
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>>702891076
This pisses me off more than it should.
Ugh.
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>>702891138
sure mate thats why she has like 30k followers after a couple of weeks doing this and had around 10k individual viewers tonight. shes gotten the kind of start in this line of work that most camgirls dream of. next comes the needy ones who are willing to pay out of their asses to get some attention from her shes gonna make tons of money with very litle effort
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>>702891232
>>702891401
you should see the full show. it's so...
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>>702891316
The face of disappointment on her
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>>702891401
why? you pulled thread from a new sweater
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Random funny: A local girl named Tiffany Bodman was found through a cam site and people posted pictures of her being fucked in the ass and cum on her face on her Facebook. Her family saw, she had a mental breakdown, and she changed her name to "Tiffany Ann" - now she is going trying to become a guy.
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finally find out how to connect with https://chaturbate com/porcelain_elf/

and then they say bye
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>>702891316
alpha as fuk
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>>702883369
Mother fucker, I missed it, anyone got it?
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>>702891500
makes keks were had
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>>702890786
Boo
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>>702891298
Yea keep denying your homosexuality if you are attracted to some skinny broad with deflated boobs and chop suey pussy. Just find a dude and make yourself happy, he won't divorce you and take half your cash after 3 abortions.
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>>702891378
sorry dont speak retard
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I'm a fat man , you think she will fuck me too? how much?
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>>702891558
Nuair déileáil leis loighic fuaime, beidh bó a dhéanamh go minic fuaim mooo i freagra
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>>702891610
oh ok retard, you last blue m&m and the rest are yellow
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>>702891631
Well considering she does a 10 minute skype show for $100 aka $600 an hour you're gonna need a fatter wallet then the amount of fat on your fucking body.
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who capped it?
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>>702891500
FB: tiffany.ann.3766952
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>>702891076
Awful tits and a pancake ass wew lad..im fat and my gf is a legit 8-10
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>>702891749
Totally emailed her and didn't do it when she told me that. Fuck that. You are a total faggot if you do that.
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>>702891693

m-o-o-n that spells Deaf and Dumb
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video pls
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>>702891863
the stand! my nigga
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>>702891643
When dealing with sound logic , cows will often make a sound in response Mooo?
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>>702891863
nice The Stand reference ;)
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>>702891840
Either a total fucking faggot.
Or a retard with money oozing out of your asshole.
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>>702891921
yes. it is known
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we lost control of this thread lol
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>>702891246
link link link
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>>702892013
you untarred roof! you repo'd car! you unslippery water slide!
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I don't care what they do.

But, let's be honest. If you were related to her. Would be more depressed he wasn't a qt, or she is performing sex act for the whole world to see? Or both?

Would a relative just marginalize her as having a mental distorter?

Serious, I would. I would not be a proud father or mother right now.
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>>702892111
whats the big deal about it. everybody fucks my dude.
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>>702892111
fuck her right in the pussy!
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>>702892111
use an emp on the world
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>"mental distorter"
>"distorter"
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>>702892111
Women are fucking whores. They fuck without consequence and pay some jew to remove their pre children with a blender and than continue being whores.
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>>702892111
She has retarded boobies
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>>702892200
Nice step down skip-a-stepdouble dubs
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>>702892257
Its to stop her mental
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>>702892287
This is why i love 4chan.
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>>702889300
dub dubz*
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>>702890770
Thats it, but /b was always like this. You grew up, .been here too long.
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Bump
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Anyone record the show?
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>>702892398
Fumbled!!!!!!
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>>702892442
the most interesting thing about /b/ is that /b/ never grows up, but some people do
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>>702892477
Nuair déileáil leis loighic fuaime, beidh bó a dhéanamh go minic fuaim moo i freagra
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Show's over. Now brush your teeth & go 2 bed
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Sooo about that cap
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>>702892536
people from UK don't brush their teeth. what say you to them?
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>>702892167
>>702892200
>>702892247
>>702892257
>>702892287

Mind you, I am not jealous at all. But, if I had a daughter, and she was pretty. I would say to her just as much as I would say to my son. Attar girl if she picked a decent looking guy.
>>702892319

She is pretty enough to deny any man she wants.

I speak from experience, and I am fairly handsome who is chubby himself.
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>>702892511
lkjh tjhiupj fhjgy kjkli gfyu jjk.m, huipp ;;oklk ghgyuk ;o huuhlkkj ;p; 'lol hhik kkk.
i can type stupid too
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>>702892511
A dubs replyin 2 a dubs!
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>>702892618
american huh?
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>>702892588
Say ur prayers england
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>>702892621
get off 4chan
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>>702892664
canadian. what's it to you, faggot?
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more like Chubberbate
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>>702892588
The irony.
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>>702892598
aight but since birth control and condoms and abortions exist people can just fuck like they always have without the consequences so...go humans. we did good. we solved a problem. now we can all have good slutty fun.
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>>702892746
try learning a language other than english. or move to US and ride a scooter in walmart
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>>702892744
Dubs!
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He's seen god
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>>702891816
It happens bra strap
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>>702892744
>meanwhile i've never hugged a girl

REEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeEeEeEEeEEeEEe
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>>702892857
weird assumption. and insult.
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Anyone have it capped?
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WHERE THE VIDEO LINK AT?!?!
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>>702892990
yes
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I pushing caps lock but no vid
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^^^^
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>>702893022
give it time stfu
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>>702893022
on the video sharing site
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>>702892977
no i'm saying that about myself retardo

i didn't say "you" did i. lrntopronouns REEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee
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>>702892801

Well, the chicks who like chubby duded aren't looking for big cocks anyway. Most chubby guys are either slightly above average or average, but there are some with small cocks too.
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