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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>702855463

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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Claiming Felix
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Ruby is a trap.
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>>702863168
Eating a sandwich, heading to sleep soon. How about you?
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>>702863272
claim
sup boys
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>>702862933 (Galil)
Elle is pure moeblob and meh all around, and really not even a very good gun in reality. I'd be packing heat for M14 but the puns and shit ruin it.
>>702863237 (Penny)
People don't touch my butt either because the rest of me is pretty ugly.
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>>702862337
oh is thier a reason why?

>>702862536
sounds like my ide- oh nvm you got me
>what about an abusive parent?

>>702862684
im just A diffrent kind of lover my dude a thicker kind of love
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Claimu
>>702863350
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hai!
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>Best fox claim
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>>702863135
>liar
Yes, but there is nothing wrong with that
>jealousy overload
Yes, but there is nothing wrong with that
>delusional
Nope, she is a realist. If you remember, she wants to kill Koyomi because she knew he would eventually disappoint her
>embarrassed of herself
Merely wants to hold an image of herself.
>no self worth
See above
>great friends who she ignores
She doesn't need friends
>basically a succubus
Hot
>dabbles in magic she does not understand
Curious!
>self harm
When?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQH2Kq1QXaI
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still here
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CLAIMED LOL
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>>702863517
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Miho claimed
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still here
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Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>hope you guys are doing good
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>>702863483
I've had better times. These past three runs have been pretty bad, and I don't know why.
I hope I catch you at a time when you are well.
>>702863587
>it is not available in your country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtUsEbbVBuo
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>>702863541
Not physical self harm, but she mentally destroyed herself with her secrets and lying attitude.

It took Kaiki, the only REAL adult in the entire series, to break down her walls and bring her back to reality. I pity Nadeko, she has a lot of growing and introspection to do.
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Can ya scurvy dogs truly call yourselves pirates?
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>>702863413
I'm *relatively* attractive I think, I just have zero self confidence and have a hard time expressing myself socially, so a lot of the time for strangers, I come off as weird or unapproachable.
>Most of my friends say that for a stranger I come off as odd.
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Ikaros claimed.
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>>702863719
This means good times, but The Professor.
The PP. The Powerful Punch.
Fighting Fists?
Best Boxer.
Teach them how to COMBAT. Teach them how to DEFEND.
Give the AA and make for that alien guy with the voice. Training.
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>>702863060
At least we can be huge faggots on here and ERP
>>702863131
Fuck off
>>702863135
If you didn't love Tomoko, would she be your waifu?
>>702863237
Call him a bitch ass fuccboi nigga for me
>>702863413
But she's cute and big tiddy
>>702863950
>Tomoko claimer
>Says someone else's waifu needs growing up and introspection
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>>702864005
>Miho
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QOTT: what is love
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>>702864134
Baby don't hurt me.
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>>702863746
doing well?
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>>702864134
No more.
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>>702864134
let me know when you find out
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>>702863888
Is it for no apparent reason? maybe it has something to do with your medication or something, have you been taking it at the right time?

I'm fine, played brawl for a bit then came here so not much is happening.
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>>702863657
OBSESSED
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>>702864056
Finally, an Ikaros!

>>702864090
Galil! How are you?
>hugs
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>>702864090
>If you didn't love Tomoko, would she be your waifu?
You realize that question answers itself, right?

>your other stupid comment
I realize Tomoko needs this too, but there is nothing wrong with me saying another waifu needs it also.
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>>702864134
whatever you want it to be just as long as someone agress
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>>702863950
Oh, I agree that she is fucked in the head, but I like that and can relate even.

From what they tell us, she mostly just puts on a show in life. She uses Koyomi to give herself a purpose in life, so she is essentially using him for that. Even wants to go as far as to kill him so that she can always say she has a perfect love she can never have

Kaiki doesn't bring her back to reality, he just convinces her that there are better goals to go after than him and she kind of agrees.

I don't think she can really love or anything and she is one of the few characters they leave broken in the series.
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>>702864393
>tfw I have those headphones in green

Calamity-masu'd
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>>702864090
And be huge faggots and erp on telegram too lmao
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>>702864090
Done.
>He said that he's a dirty heretic but that doesn't change his taste buds.
>Kek.
>>702864134
Love is mutual, if its not mutual then its lust or affection towards a person.
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>>702864491
Whatever dude. I won't tell you to switch or anything, just know that I dislike you're waifu and believe she is pure garbage.
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Woke up and can't sleep
Great
>>702863409
Hey mami
>>702863456
Hey akame.
I suddenly don't feel bad anymore
>>702863467
Hey queen. I'm back
>>702863483
Hey nui
How are you doing?
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clam

>>702863409
sup mami
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>>702864491
see >>702863399
>>702864363
I don't have a set time to take them. I just take three a day everyday.
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Elizabeth Claimed
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>>702864551
I really want them but they'd look too gay :'(
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>>702864134
Something you'll never find
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>>702864393
Hey r00dbie

>>702864134
I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard Morty then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on science.

>>702864663
Hey shiro

>>702864656
S E N P A I
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>>702864005
Why are pirates pirates? cuz they arrrrrr

>>702863888
That's a shame, it's a pretty nice song from them.
I should probably try Section.80, this song packs a lot of lyrics but the production is just my jam, sax with a bass and that percussion is quite the unique combo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM1DT4_eAEc
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>>702864656
that sucks yuno. maybe talk for 20 minutes and try to go back?
>>702864764
qt
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>>702864134
Love is a very powerful brain chemical, on par with narcotics AKA opioids.
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>>702864648
Is this one any better?
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>>702864056
You can keep the watermelon this time

Moge-Ko Claim! Mogegege
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>>702863467
Abusive parent? Pretty much the same signs, honestly. An abusive authority figure will:
>without good reason, restrict your travel, access to communications, social activities and entertainment
>make efforts to dehumanize you; call you nasty names, blame you for shit, et cetera
>be violent, obviously
>deny you food, water, or other necessities, or neglect to provide you with them if that is their responsibility
>force you to do work without compensation or without contribution of their own (eg Cinderella's entire fucking life story), or force you to perform hazardous work without appropriate equipment or training
>blackmail you or threaten your wellbeing or livelihood (threatening beatings, firings, et cetera) to get their way
>encourage others to treat you poorly
>abuse their power to force you into sexual things or other situations
Keep in mind not every abuser exhibits all signs.
>>702864047
Same, really.
>>702864090
Tiddies are okay.
>>702864134
Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
But in all seriousness, platonic love is a combination of mutual caring, respect, and shared interests, IE a friendship. Romantic love is a friendship fused with physical attraction.
>>702864893
You know you can literally get addicted to a person?
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>>702864656
Hi, Yuno!

Doing fine, played brawl for a bit.

How about you?
>>702864663
That's odd then, maybe it just isn't as exciting as before? maybe start biking instead and see what happens.
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>>702864332
thats deep stuff akame how are you?

>>702864645
kek o penny
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>>702864906
>he's a harem shitter

Why do I keep coming to these threads? It's not even waifu anymore.

>>702864982
I don't doubt it at all. Hell, it took me almost 3 months to get over a very serious girlfriend I had in high school. I still miss her, she was a very cool person, but I couldn't care less about her today.
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>>702864656
Hey you really had me worried when you said we wouldn't see each other during the week. And I'm glad you're not feeling bad
>>702865143
Not well but don't worry about me
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>>702864982
This is why I enjoy my current long distance thing. Its easy to give her my time and stuff without doing anything elaborate or going out anywhere.
>Inb4 what happened to other girl
>Spooked by the fact that I have a child.
>Still friends tho.
>>702864843
Commie >:C
>Whats gud nigga
>>702864656
When can't sleep, internet!
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>>702864796
Nah, it would be qt

But I'm gay, so...

>>702864982
Hey mercy! Haven't seen you in a bit


And I'll agree that romantic love is pretty much a close friendship with some ugly bumping going on.
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>>702865147
Because you would miss the daily u cute/rp we have here
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>>702864393
Ruby!I'm doing well, my cat is giving me the cold shoulder though
>>702864431
Exactly
Hypocrisy

You're a very cold and blunt person, which is OK, but not all the time.
>>702864551
That's kinda gay
>>702864564
Yeah, Telegram as well.
>I wouldn't mind it atm~
>>702864645
You didn't actually say that
>>702864656
Privyet
>>702864764
I never liked her, but she's hot as fuck
>>702864843
>Rick and Morty
But if that is true, how do I love Galil?
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>>702865147
Nah, it is not a harem. I just enjoy a very specific type of character that is hard to find.

Sera is very interesting to me
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>>702864845
It's my favorite album from Kendrick. There are some tracks where the production is very lacking though.
I should listen to The Spiral.
>>702865134
I'm going to try running outside actually.
Never really cared for biking.
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Goodnight.
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>>702864134
I should know.
I invented it.
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>>702864890
I have moar anon
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>>702865332
Better not tell her about how your last relationship ended Nah what im sayin?
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>>702865447
nighto nighto
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>>702865447
Have a good night, Kyouko.
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>>702865372
Why don't you like Elizabeth? She's saved my ass on more than a few occasions in the game
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>>702864843
Nice rick and Morty quote
Have a (you)
>>702864890
I was planning on something like that
How are you doing tomoko
>>702865134
I'm okay, I'm okay
Mentally preparing for uni in 3 hours
You actually played it or just modded?
>>702865253
Talking about worried. What happened to you yesterday, you doing okay?
Perhaps I should have explained better
I need to go to sleep early and wake up early because of college and since time difference you'll still be working when I catch zzz's
So yea
>>702865332
Exactly, let's hope phone survives
How are ya penny?
>>702865372
Fox girl
Whats up man?
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Claiming Yuuki
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>>702865332
Hey Penny! My first classes were today, mostly just syllabus stuff though

>>702865372
Breed with her

>>702865447
Night

>>702865565
S H I N O B B Y

>>702865736
Senpai noticed me!

Now I can die happy
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>>702865372
Would you like to then, Galil-chan~?
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>>702865372
>But if that is true, how do I love Galil?
Kiss her barrel and pull the trigger.
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>>702864843
>Rick and Morty
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>>702864656
oh hey yuno what woke you up?

>>702864825
dont talk to me if you dont like me

>>702864843
no all I know is I need it havent put much thought into what will happen when I have it

>>702864982
yeah well what if you love them and they dont know who you are?
>make efforts to dehumanize you; call you nasty names, blame you for shit, et cetera
>be violent, obviously

>force you to do work without compensation or without contribution of their own

>blackmail you or threaten your wellbeing or livelihood (threatening beatings, firings, et cetera) to get their way

spot on as fuck holy shit but I dont have all of them so I guess im good
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>>702864843
Who are you calling rude...? I though you were a qt!

>>702865347
Hm, maybe. I'll consider them~

>>702865372
>tfw never had a cat
Dude, I want a cat. Care to share yours?

>>702865807
Yuuki!
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>>702865426
Wait, you were running inside? well if it wroks i suppose, hope it doesn't go wrong.

If that doesn't work maybe swimming, though i'm not sure if you have a pool.
>I used too.
>>702865736
>Mentally preparing for uni in 3 hours
You're going to ride a Unicycle?

I played it modded, it's incredibly fun.
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>>702866030
What's up Ruby! How you doing?
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>>702865372
Well, not really, but I called him a pleb.
>>702865565
She already knows, kek.
>"That's some spooky ass shit."
>"But its good that you're okay."
>>702865736
Yeah!
>Mfw if my laptop failed on me I'd probably die inside.
>>702865868
That's usually how it goes, and then the rest of the semester is
>"It was in the syllabus."
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>>702864648
There's a angle I haven't seen from Tomoko yet. 10/10 anon
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>>702865332
I can't distance. It hurts. I need physical attention.
>>702865347
Ayyy.
>>702865878
>jealousy intensifies
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>>702865807
discount Lucina

>>702866130
nice hands
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So what is it called if I want to be hated?
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>>702866165
Well I guess that whole long distance thing is probably good for her.
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>>702865736
Ya I did realize that it's because you were getting on a stricter sleep schedule.
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>>702865490
i would assume so.
>>702865736
im ok just sitting
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>>702864843
Hi there. How are you?
>>702866058
I have a treadmill.
Nope, no pool, and summer's pretty much all wrapped up. It'd be kinda pointless I think though, running had a whole different feel to it. I'm sure I'll be able to capture it again.
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>>702866130
Those feet are still disgusting.

>>702866303
A heretic.
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>>702866130
Those FEET!
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>>702866254
I can do without, but it is nice.
>>702866314
For some reason now that I think about long distance all I can think of is that one scene from the Fallout 4 Perception video, where Vault Boy whips out the sniper and it goes "Building a long distance relationship." cracks me up every time.
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>>702866303
Faggot.
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>>702865678
She's sexy, but not all that good of a character or likeable.
>>702865736
I'm doing good, cats ignoring me for some reason
>>702865868
No!
>>702865878
Sure, just for you though bb~
>>702865997
Why would I kiss her hair and why would I be lewd to her?
>>702866030
No he's mine
>>702866165
That makes more sense
>>702866254
>Smug face.png
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>>702866011
Really? I don't think I've head if that show

>>702866022
Well if you only get in a relationship because you are lonely, it might not end well

>>702866030
I can't make fun of you?

Go ahead, I I actually want to now. My current pair is actually held together by Hello Kitty duct tape

>>702866165
So I'm actually reading them

>>702866254
How have you been?

~~i'll give you attention~~

>>702866607
What are you up to?

>>702866847
Just do it
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Okay my girlfriend went home, I'm free for a little bit
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>>702866715
I wanna know how your first conversation went.

>So tell me about yourself?

"well i shot my last girlfriend to death LOLOLOLOL LULULUL REKT RIP RIP"
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>>702866022
Not sure queen
Perhaps my need
How are you doing?
>>702866058
Hahaha if only, that shit is hard as fuck.
In case of you being serious i was talking about university

Oh so you actually played, that's cool
Do you play story modded or just VS?
>>702866165
What have you been up to man?
>>702866374
Okay good
But you didn't answer me
What happened yesterday, I'm genuinely worried
>>702866426
Oh okay
How has your day been?
>>702866847
That sucks, try to lure her?
Who needs cats when you got a fox trap about to suck you off?
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>>702866607
I hope you do, it's never good to not feel well after doing something you should enjoy.
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>>702867094
nothing out of the usual just my normal exciting life youve come to expect
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>>702867021
Didn't you just meet her like a week ago?
>>702866941
Nothing, should be heading to sleep soon.
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>>702866626
I don't think that is it. Maybe something else?

>>702866814
Could for sure be that, but I don't suck dicks so I dunno.
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>>702866941
I wouldn't be lewd to her, besides she's like, 14-16
>>702867021
Hey qt, how's life been going?
>>702867094
He's just ignoring me for some reason, even with food.
Well, that's true.
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>>702866111
I'm doing fine! How are you? How's life?

>>702866847
B-But you can share!

>>702866941
You can't, I'm not allowing you
>rude
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>>702866847
Message me on tele then bb~ <3
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>>702866941
isnt that like the reason why everyone wants a gf or bf is for to not be lonely
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>>702867252
Yes.
We are dating. We just hung out and watched Akame ga kill on Hulu
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>>702867094
I was jesting, hope it goes well though.

Story is very likely to freeze with BrawlEX, just VS but i put in a ton of new stages and music. as well as characters so it feels a lot like a new game.
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>>702867021
esdeath is going to blast you when he sees this~
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>>702867252
Probably should soon

>>702867315
~~her age is off the clock, she is ready for the C O C K

Good, don't lewd your waifu

>>702867405
That's mean!

>>702867417
But not to the extent of "I don't think I can be alone" that I'm getting from you. See if you can be by yourself
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>>702866130
nice feet
>>702866626
THEY ARE NICE AND YOU KNOW IT
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>>702867021
>girlfriend
Makoto wouldn't like this
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>>702866847
I probably would've said that but K was in there getting some help for school.
>Don't wanna teach her racial slurs.
>>702866941
J printed his out and carries them in each of the folders he assigned to his different classes. "Just in case."
>>702867035
Well, we've actually known each other for six years, our first conversations were about role playing shit back on Kongregate.
>It was cringy as all hell.
But when I told her it went a little like.
>"So you know how I was being stalked and shit?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Well some shit happened, and long story short I shot the bitch in my bathroom."
>"Holy fuck."
>"Yeah I know. It was spooky."
>>702867094
Doin some Rainbow Six Siege.
>I fucking love Capitao, he has a crossbow that fires smoke grenades and fire bolts that choke hoes.
Plus his Para-308 is fantastic for an assault rifle, good distance.
>Or you can use an M249 SAW
Its glorious.
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>>702867622
stop being so damn cringe!
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>>702867094
Nothing special just panicking for no reason just like today. I'm fucking going nuts
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>>702867622
>~~her age is off the clock, she is ready for the C O C K
BUT WHAT IF MILITARY TIME NIGGA!
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>>702867806
kike
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>>702866715
I can't. But I have been. It makes me feel empty.
>>702866847
No smug Galil?
>>702866941
Not too bad. School is back in session this week so no more chilluns in my house or my mall and my mall also becomes devoid of soccer moms.
>>702868014
Nigger?
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>>702867405
Pretty good, just got home from work, eating some good now. Got some homework to do before I get to bed. You?
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>>702867222
Your life seems pretty cool to me
I'd do anything for the neet life. No offence ofc
>>702867315
Cats are assholes, doggos is where it's at
>>702867543
Well it worked because I laughed.
Thanks

That's what I thought but it might be funny to see cinematics trip out or something.
Yea I bet. Got any favourite custom stage or character.
>>702867737
Didn't know there was a crossbow in that game
>Fire bolts that choke hoes
What?
>>702867936
Oh shit you okay?
Is something wrong? You can tell me I wanna know
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>>702867094
how lont till school how many hours im fine btw

>>702867622
I just feel like I have no purpose without a love sigh if only esdeath was real
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>>702867737
Good idea

>>702867806
Never man!

>>702867975
Then break the rules man

>>702868101
Good! What year are you in? Junior?

>>702868242
Maybe work on that. Find a few hobbies of something

>>702868121
>Doggos where it's at

Good choice man
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>>702867737
I mean Do you think theres like an Ex Gf ghost floating around in your house now? Like on the sims when someone dies.
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>>702868121
yeah but i should do things
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>>702867252
>>702867123
In case you missed
>>702868121
Glad to hear it gave you a chuckle.

Cinematics aren't in game models so if i replaced somebody they would still be the same as they were.

I'd say Tabuu and Fountain of dreams.
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hey this girl is pretty cute im gonna claim her as my waifu
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>>702868639
>implying he actually shot his ex
>implying he ever had a girlfriend
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>>702868101
I have a weird sense of it, I guess I've been really independent all my life, as a middle child I sorta got to explore my own reality as my younger sister was babied a bit and my older sister was kept out of trouble, so I know how to survive on my own, and I don't even need a girlfriend to be happy, but I like having one cause it adds to the happiness
>Plus she's cool about K
>She's actually really excited about K. She enjoys the idea of a kid, especially one that we don't have to potty train or clean up her shit.
>>702868121
Essentially if they're within a certain range, the intense fire from the bolts cause them to asphyxiate and stuff.
>>702868457
J is a clever kid.
>Mfw I got wrote a syllabus for the "IT Help Desk" class I'm teaching (lol), all it says is "When in doubt, ask me, if I don't know, we'll google it."
by teaching I mean supervising a bunch of nerds who run errands for me or hang out with me and play games. Feels gud.
>>702868639
I use to have horrific nightmares about that kinda shit before I killed her, now I sleep much more soundly.
>I can now sleep in the dark without fear.
Also if she does show up as a ghost, I'll just tell her that if she fucks with me I'll shoot her ass again. Kek.
>>702868886
>Girl
>GIRL
Nigger what are you doing.
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>>702867622
It's not mean! It's fair!

>>702868111
Did you just get 1 trips twice? I'm playing and talking with you guys here. Also got some homework but meeeeeeeh. What time is it?

>>702868886
And it begins
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Man, fuck the Dancer
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>>702868995
Ram is only good for her flat chest
>sometimes pink hair
>but this is my opinion so who really cares
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>>702865426
I'm not very experienced with his work but that song was the most memorable I've heard from him. It's a little shocking knowing that there's tracks with weaker production on the same release.

The Spiral is an interesting record, the sounds are very psychological and the tracks feel like they describe mental disorders.
It's still pretty delicate compared to most power electronics out there.
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>>702868457
I have hobbies but In the grand scheme of things I hate this world my hobbies are creating escapes 40k, video games and writing fiction the only real life reason to live is for a lover
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>>702868886
Wew fuck off I already claimed him
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Mai waifu for laifu
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>>702868242
Fuck I need to get up in 2
Perhaps I'll go back to sleep soon.
But I meed you guys, fuck me
Luckily first class got cancelled so that's something.
>>702868457
I know.
>>702868643
Perhaps, but who says you shouldn't enjoy this right now, I think you worry a bit too much
Its good to think about the future but don't forget to enjoy yourself here
>>702868791
I kinda realised it when I typed that but I was going with it, I thought a bit too much like Warcraft
Yea it's pretty crazy you can play as that guy, kek
Can you teleport as fast as he can in the game?
>>702868998
Oh I see
Isnt that extremely strong?
It sounds like a really good tool to be all tactical about.
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>>702868791
I saw it. I also hope I do.
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>>702868886
holy shit i almost stole her with quads
>>702868998
dude Ferris is a girl imo because she dresses like one and looks like one.
>>702869224
you claimed Felix i'm claiming Ferris
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>>702869252
She reminds me of my mother.

I'm being serious here.
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Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ZmnYfHNqQ
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>>702867295
Nothing else I can think of, sorry.

>>702867712
No, I'm pretty sure only furfags like yourself would like those feet.
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>>702868995
Where did you get the headphones?

>>702868998
Sounds good dude

>>702869019
But you can make fun of me!

>>702869193
Oh 40k?

I'm guessing dark eldar or slaneshi chaos?

>>702869280
I do want a snek or a blue tongue skink
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>>702869455
Night>>702869280
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>>702869224
All you do is get triggered over other people claiming Felix.
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>>702869019
Just went back to look, and I did get 1 trips earlier lol. It's 11:15pm where I am
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>>702869455
Sleep tight and have a great day tomorrow.
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>>702868457
I graduated HS two years ago, dear. I'm a full-time working man now.
>>702868998
I can't be without. I wasn't given a lot of patental affection, but whenever I get a girl I'm all cuddles, even with platonic friends. I like to squeeze someone and lay on their chest and listen to their heart. It makes me feel whole, having someone else pressed against me playing with my hair and telling me how much they love me. It fills me up inside. Maybe this is all just my mommy issues in action, I dunno.
>>702869433
My.mother is built like Pam but in worse shape.
>>702869500
Papa Nurgle and Slaanesh best forces of chaos.
>Nurgle gives me space AIDS
>space AIDS makes me practically immortal
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>>702869481
I'm not a furfag :(
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>>702869280
Somewhat but not the same way, however the CPU always abuses too much.
>>702869301
>>702869455
Ah, good. well goodnight!
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>>702869433
Can I... Meet your mother?
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Greetings from beyond the grave, fuckboys.
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>>702869280
Its pretty fuckin OP, but yeah if used properly, it can fucking destroy an enemy team
>tfw only two firebolts and two smokebolts.
>Tfw smokebolts/grenades don't choke them but instead just impede their line of view.
>>702869365
M8 a trap is a trap even if it looks like a stool.
>>702869500
I love hanging out with kids, they're always creative/inventive in problem solving
>Especially the lazy ones.
>Always looking for an easier/more efficient way to do something.
>>702869722
Could be, could be that you seek affection in the most physical of ways, I'm more passive in a sense, I can show that I love somebody without touching them, but I like touching them anyway :>
>That sounds creepy, kek.
Definitely can understand that point of view. ^^
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>>702869280
im not doing anything really
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>>702869934
naive boy
nice husbando though
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>>702869500
um yes actually dark eldar and slaanesh emperors children also eldar no one seems to get why I like them but in a weird way i do
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>>702870139
>Husbando.
No.
Penny is definitely a waifu. Can reproduce with her.
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Hello I'm Kaiou-sama and I have a message for Penny.
From his ex-ex-gf
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>>702869722
That's a shame.
>>702869895
I hope not.
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>>702870194
>Dark Eldar
>Slaanesh
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Also yum
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>>702869567
Dude, it's early still. Stay up!

>>702869500
I don't want to! That'd be mean!
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>>702870249
like you said, a trap is a trap
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>>702870287
>Ex-Ex
Wot.
Like, two exes ago, the dead one? Or before that
>Mfw curiosity killed the fish.

>Penny~
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>>702870332
Probably the best girl out of the entire Eva series.

Would get drunk with/10
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>>702870384
Yeah, but a trap referring to something that appears female but has a penis.
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>>702870459
>>702870459
>>702870459
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>>702870333
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