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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>702863272

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>702870459
claim
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>>702869722
Oh right. Subway right?


No blood for the blood God? What about milk for the cornflakes?

Necrons are where it's at though

>>702869934
Hire the lazy guys, they find the easy way to do the work

>>702870194
I wonder how I knew?

>>702870333
But you are r00dbie! You're suppose to be r00d
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If trips post slightly lewd
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Calamity-going-to-bed-masu'd
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BEATING KYOUKO?
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Claiming Felix
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>>702870534
True as hell
>For example me.

>Penny Claim
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Claimu
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Miho claimed
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Umi claimed

Whats up my dudes
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Still here

>>702870333 (Ruby)
>nice trips
I have class tomorrow morning, don't want to stay up too late
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>>702870576
Kyouko is fast but I don't think he can outbake me while sleeping.
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Mobile a shit edition.
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Claiming
Howdy boys
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>>702870572
Test for file size
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>>702870533
Mami from discord right?
>>702869872
Oh I see
Can you let a cpu play him in VS?
Does he go ham then? With the teleports?
>>702869934
It sounds like it, but only two bolts are reasonable
Kinda makes me wanna play, sounds so cool to outplay with.
>>702869964
Yea, enjoy that
You'll be missing it when you start doing stuff i swear.
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Oop. Another new thread.
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I demand lewds of all the waifus above me.
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>>702870449
Your point? Penny still is a trap.
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Claim and good night. Good conversation tonight!
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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
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>>702870534
Yeah.
>>702869934 (Penny)
Being literally autistic is a burden on one's love life. I may have a certain way with language but I have a hard time expressing my feelings in anything other than direct statements and have a hard time understanding others when they express their feelings in such ways. The simplest, most direct statement is HUGS. It drives me nuts. I have an enormous vocabulary and can't find more than a couple of ways to tell someone I love them without being cornier than Kansas.
>>702870685
A sexy.
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>>702870835
yes kek
ill be posting with diamond on the file name
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Fuck opening the porn folder on my phone in the train hella dicey
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>>702870410
She used to be your ex-gf until, You know... You shot her.
Anyway, do you accept the charges?

>!Kaiou-sama!
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>>702870875
hello fellow no life
>>702871010
how big is it?
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>>702870835
Its a really fun game, each character has their own personal skills and weapons available to them and their cool ass gadgets.
>>702870859
Literally how?
>>702870946
Just remember, corny can be cute!
>>702871017
I suppose so, why not.
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>>702870835
That's what i meant actually, he still attacks but that's how he likes to move about, probably depends who he's up against but he does that with Marth clones.
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Claimed.
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>>702870533
Mami!

>>702870607
Kitty

>>702870746
Bby!

>>702870946
Your little rant was kinda qt.

>>702870835
Get in voice dude
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Have to wake up in 2 hours and I'd love to say but sleep is for the weak and I'm a pussy
I'll leave you with my cutest picture according to some
Later
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still here


and


>>702870835
i should at least do something anything
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>>702870925
Nah not too bad. I'm just spacey.
I'm tired enough to want to be lethargic, but not tired enough to fall asleep, it seems.
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>>702871298
goodnight
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>>702870946
physical contact is the best way to love I hate hugging my mom or dad so im starved for huggs need them soo fucking bad
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I hate some Dark Souls bosses
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>>702871298
S U P E R Q T


Fran
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>>702871095
She says the following:
>It was just a prank bro there was a hidden camera on Tacticool bro he was in on it.
That will be your eternal soul OR...
For a limited time only...
A lewd of your waifu
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>>702871207
Heya
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>>702871478
Take my soul friend, no lewds ^^
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>>702871079
Hello
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>>702871298
night
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>>702870840
took my waifu right as I got in here

pic related: my wall
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>>702871298
Goodnight, Yuno!
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>>702871583
Okay, well, see ya.

!Kaiou-sama! Out
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Is tulpabro here?
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>>702871420
I'm sorry I couldn't help you today
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>>702871672
Those are some sexy feetsies
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>>702871361
Wish i was sleepy. I got up at 6pm.....
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>>702871810
esdeath is
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>>702871095
PENENNNNYNNYY IM SOOOOO COOOOLDDDD! WHYYY DID U NOOOO SCOPE ME?
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>>702871810
Fuck off if he was here he would've said
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Why wont senpai notice me
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>>702872049
Kek.
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>>702871647
If that's really your wall, i'm quite jealous. That's nice.
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>>702871095
It just makes me cringe at myself.
>>702871207
Actually? I just rant about dumb shit a lot.
>>702871456
I hate my mother in a way that I usually reserve for Hitler and people who don't clean up after their dogs on the sidewalk. Same for my magical, estranged child molester of a father.
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>>702871095
She looks live man. Just look at her defined jawline. Her masculine shoulders, etc. She is a man
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@702872135
Have you tried being interesting or attempting communication?
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Nico Nico Nii~
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>>702872297
Aren't u a grill?
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>>702872135
because senpai noticed me
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>>702871810
lol fucking what, this is new to me
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>>702871810
>>702872004
August was a good month for nutters
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>>702871672
nice feet
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>>702872224
ye I dont like my dad he was a huge dick to me and my mom has her own problems she put on me I guess in a way I hate them but

>people who dont pick up thier dog shit
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>>702872135
Because i wasnt on thread til now

>>702872297
Hello little nico
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>>702872211
Thanks, and yeah it is my wall, I really liked the photo so I had to buy it
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>>702871810
Try /lozg/ if it's still up.

>>702872004
Missed this one completely, saved
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>>702871549
I missed you in the last one


>>702872224
But it's qt how involved you seem to get

>>702872712
Ay
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>>702872257
Now now anon, that would be a reverse trap, but no, Penny doesn't look like a dude.
>Small chin, feminine cheekbones, soft, large lips, feminine smile, small shoulder width
Definitely a chick, now if you wanna see a defined fucking jawline, look at this motherfucker: http://stardewvalleywiki.com/mediawiki/images/b/bd/Elliott.png
Wew fucking lad
>>702872224
Yeah, I use to be like that until I started getting REALLY poetic, after that I used a lot of memes to describe my feelings. Kek.
>>702872712
Smugger
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>>702872689
im not a nutter my therapist said im fine jus different
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>>702872373
what a quick response :) I don't see why my answer matters.

>>702872712
Heya poptart, how are you love?
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>>702872764
/lozg/ died unfortunately, so I can't find him there.
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>>702872825
>isn't crazy
>has to see a shrink
>damage control to keep the nutter passive
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>>702872712
What's up Shinoa?
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>>702872825
At least tulpabro didn't need a therapist. He seemed kinda chill
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>>702872895
>if Female
Tits or GTFO

>if Anonymous
Enjoy your stay in waifu
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>>702872917
I fucked my shrink
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>>702872825
you're friggin mental
You need a straight jacket
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So apparently my shit can summon firemen. Heres the full tale
>be me
>at work
>offsider had just gone to the toilet
>working one docket
>suddenly need to fart
>try to squish it out
>ohgodthatsnofart.png
>run to the toilet
>empty niagra falls of watery shit due to MRI prep and drinking 4L of fluids before 9am
>come back to kitchen
>offsider just got in
>fire alert blaring
>ohshitnig
>fire warden arrives
>'nah, just a piece of bread'
>alarm keeps going
>5 minutes later, flashing lights outside
>firemen have a laugh at the piece of bread that disintegrated and turn off the alarm

And thats how my shit summoned the fire brigade.
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>>702872971
>He seemed kinda chill
Thanks.
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>>702872764
>>702872004
anyone have esdeaths og stuff like back when we didnt know how much of a psycho he was that one rant where he wants to kill his neighbors or something?
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>>702872778
Lmao

>>702872820
Pennz!

>>702872895
Poptart? I miss smuglord already lol. Im doing fine. Went out and getting another job lol. You doing good?

>>702872945
Yo yuuki! He said he'll work on it and maybe others since he hasn't done it in a while

>>702873193
Hey mimi
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>>702872778
Well I'm here now!

All I'm doing at the moment is playing Deus Ex Mankind Divided and talking to Galil-chan on Telegram
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>>702873327
How come you aren't over on /a/? We have a cosy Eva thread and I was hoping to chat.
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>>702872704
They're... Crappy people.
>>702872778
In my long, semi-psychotic ranting?
>>702872820
I'd never get away with it because I have a hard time hiding my power levels.
>know difference between assault and battle rifles
>know what an intermediate round is
>know the difference between SMGs, assault rifles and machine guns
>live in Canuckistan, be lucky if anyone knows their asshole from a 2-bore
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>>702873046
I'll stick around without showing my breasts thanks

>>702873497
>I bet your forehead looks like a stack of bcukwheat pancakes
>wheeze
And hey that's good! Where you gonna try to work at?

>>702873562
Deus Vult?
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>>702873580
I've mostly just been working to be perfectly honest. Although, I did have yesterday off. We went to the beach.
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>>702873314
Nice

>>702873497
K-mart
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>>702873688
>I'll stick around without showing my breasts thank

What a shame.
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>>702873688
No, it's not time to take back the Holy Land yet

Soon my child, soon

I said Deus Ex
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>>702873314
Well shit

>>702873497
So what have you been up to?

>>702873562
Sounds good!

I do like cyber-punk, but I never got I to Deus Ex

>>702873627
Sorta, in a dorky way.

I don't know a huge amount about guns, but I know a fuck ton about swords and shit
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>>702873791
For real? Was it good? Did she enjoy it?
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>>702873497
How goes it smugger? I've been reading some weird manga called DeadTube, its fucked.
>>702873627
>Mfw go into a bar, bring up guns
>Suddenly everyones talking about what kind of guns they like
>Somebody says clip instead of mag
>They have to buy the whole bar a round.
I love this state.
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>>702873497
Oh cool! I forgot you were going to ask for me. He has a ton of them to do last time he posted the list
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>>702873688
>deus vult
ARE WE TAKING JERUSALEM
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>>702872917
na he is professial he has to tell the truth he said most of what I do aint that bad

>>702872971
im chill

>>702873258
nah im fine

>>702873627
badum tss

>>702872895
you are a girl
>we need to talk now
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>>702873945
Yep, it was a blast. There's a coffee house that looks out over the beach and some tennis courts, we sat there for a bit [you know my trick for talking to her in public, I assume] and watched some folks play tennis.
We went for a walk after that and it was quite lovely.

You're keeping well I trust.
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>>702874117
Then you need to see a better shrink.

You have mental issues and are a danger to yourself and other around you.

I honestly feel bad for anyone daring enough to get close to you, they are probably unwittingly walking straight into an emotional trap with little chance of escape without one of you going to jail, the hospital, or the grave.
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>>702874117
>Therapist is lying because money

They don't actually care about your problems, shockingly enough
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>>702873838
Sorry not sorry love

>>702873871
B-But we must take Jerusalem!!

>>702874066
WE SHALL TAKE THE HOLY LAND

>>702874117
How may I assist you?
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>>702874016
>At work
>Someone says they got arrested for carrying a gun
>They said "I wasn't even shooting nobody I just had it"
>They said "It was a pistol too, and it had a big old clip and high caliber hollow points"
>I left the room
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>>702872764
>>702872004 (You)
anyone have esdeaths og stuff like back when we didnt know how much of a psycho he was that one rant where he wants to kill his neighbors or something?
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>>702874368
Just post them. Won't even ask for shoe on head.

Just some nipple and a time stamp. I'll even make sure to finish no matter how saggy they are.
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>>702873919
It's pretty fun tbh

If you like cyber-punk type games, you should check out Syndicate

Although it came out in 2012, it's still a pretty fun game
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>>702873688
>im sorry i gotta do this to him but yall already know what he looks-
>bust out laughing

>>702873816
Doing well?

>>702873919
Smug stuff and school stuff. You?

>>702874016
Pretty well! How are you and how fucked up?

>>702874029
Rip him. But he says he enjoys them so you're good!
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>>702874117
You don't sound chill based on what anons are posting.

>>702874294
The blutetooth headset right?
Gotta say man I'm jealous of you. How's Fi?
And yeah I'm good thanks
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>>702873919
I like that shit too.
>actually know what a flanged mace is and that they didn't have spikes
>understand the advantages of polearms
>knowing the sword was a sidearm
>can actually handle a light sword competently enough
>have a boner for the kopis
>>702874016
Where the fuck did you say you are again?
>tfw he was probably talking about a Garand, Enfield or other weapon that actually does take clips
>>702874405
Fut the wuck. Nothing wrong with carrying, but god does he ever into dipshit.
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>>702874345
I dont like jail so I wont kill but coxing to sucide might work unless thats jail able then no

>>702874361
no you just want me angry stop

>>702874665
well talk to me right now how are you?
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>>702874405
>Clip
>High Caliber.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702874608
Uh, murder for one, rape, molestation, suicide. Some fucked up shit. But its a good read.
>>702874678
>He was talking about an Ak-47
>"Its a 30 round clip."
I live in Idaho, its a great state on the border of Canada
>West Coast Nigga.
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>All this grinding is starting to pay off
>Dat godly roll for my autorifle in Destiny
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>>702874578
Mkay, I heard of it

>>702874608
Same really

>>702874678
All that also

Macuahuitls (Aztec clubs lined with obsidian) are where it's at though!

I want to get into fencing soon, if I have the time
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>>702874779
Alright, go ahead and waste money on a therapist who won't help you as long as the check clears
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>>702874608
Fuck no.....
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>>702874507
>time stamp
Ha. Good luck on that.
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>>702874665
She's just as wonderful, and slightly anti social, as always. But I wouldn't have her any other way.
I'm glad you're doing well. I'm away for now, but have a nice day.
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>>702874608
Well cool beans! I'll have to thank him next time I see him

>>702874996
YUUUUUUUUNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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>>702874368
FINAL CRUSADE NOW DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
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>>702874779
The fact that you don't realize how much of a psychotic sociopath you are after unironically typing that sentence out makes me worry for every living thing within 200 feet of you.
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>>702874779
>well talk to me right now how are you?
I'm good.

>>702875096
Cute, so damn cute.
Alright man, maybe next time we can chat a bit longer. Peace out!
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>>702874507
I'm going to politely decline

>>702874608
Hey you didn't answer my question..!

>>702875081
I've already time stamped for people n_n but you aren't worth my time~ especially trying to start shit without a waifu n_n

>>702875199
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
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>>702875044
just stop

>>702875117

YUUUUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>702874885
Kek. I'd kill for an AK, but Canuckistan.
>>702874997
It's a fucking wicked cardio workout. And I think the Maori had something similar with shark teeth. But I've forgotten its name. But yeah, I'm considering going full retard and buying a rapier.
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>>702875275
You'll cave.

They all do.
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>>702875302
You aren't Yuno
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>>702873327
>>702873791
>>702874294
>>702875096
Can't you just fuck off and stay fucked off?
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>>702875096
Hey, would you happen to be the Asuka i spoke to awhile ago?
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>>702875251
why why care about random every day people if they are in your way or if you feel like it and you see an opening you take it im no killer i dont want to go to jail so im not a sociopath

>>702875256
thats good do anything today?
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Hate to end the conversation here, but I got to sleep

>>702875304
Well the Aussie Aborigines had a spear thrower also, called a woomera. The Aztecs also did this with an altalt. Just to show more similarities

So long as it isn't a katana. A kopis or a British calvary sword would also be good
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>>702875481
YUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>702875738
Not that anon, but do you know him?

>>702875762
Nothing really. Went to work, got home and played some vidya. The usual.
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>>702875762
why are you called different?
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>>702875762
No you're a sociopath. A sociopath cannot, or chooses not to empathize/sympathize with others
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>>702876178
I want to. But Im pretty dull emotionally. What does that me?
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>>702875890
I know one Asuka, he was the first anon i spoke to here, but haven't seen him since a month ago though i think.
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>>702874885
>good read
Wat

>>702874997
Chatting with any qt dudes from class or nah?

>>702875117
>cool beans
You old man lol. He'll like that for sure. What's up?

>>702875275
IM SORRY! Got so into it. Gonna work at some reatil. Maybe aldo or forver 21 since i saw the long ass line with only 1 cashier there. I worked at restaurants, a warehouse and currently a gym. It'll would be nice from getting sores, cuts and bruises once in awhile
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>>702876353
I mean as long as you don't display antisocial tendencies, on purpose that is, like you're not trying to avoid others, and you have a semblance of a conscience, as long as you're trying, you're on the right path and not a dangerous freak.
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>>702875823
I'd kill for a Polish saber. I'm part Polack- I've got some hardcore slav in my bones. As in, invade my country and Dmitri and I weld a bunch of metal to Olga's pickup and make a tank that shoots fire. The atlatl is a very interesting little thing. It's almost like a more stable sling. I also want a Roman gladius and a kopis.
Noot.
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>>702876409
Does this sound like him? >>702871810
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>>702875117
YUUUUUUKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
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>>702876431
Lol you're gonna work at forever 21? Can you give me discounts?? Unless they're like.. Texas discounts.. gross..
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>>702876431
Have you never seen Hot Rod? One of my favorite comedies, and I ain't old!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc7VBVpl1SY

I'm good, just chilling and doing some homework

>>702876563
WUZ GUD NIGGA
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>>702876488
I remember somebody mention of a Tulpa when i said i'd do anything if i could make Nui real, but i'm unsure if that was him.
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>>702876479
No, I try to go out with friends at least once a week. I just rarely feelemotion. The only times Ive felt anything other than annoyance and slight depression in the last 2 years were when my grandmother died, and when 2 pets died on seperate occasions. And even then it was flashes of sadness then back to nothing.
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>>702876479
>being lonely is dangerous
FUCK
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>>702876785
LOTS of grinding!
But I got my baby on Destiny!
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>>702876431
Its a horror/suspense kinda thing
>>702875304
I want a Galil ARM and some GI mags tbh
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>>702876883
Nice! How long did it take?
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>>702876178
>>702876353
this guy has an md so you better listen kek you cant diagnose me a sociopath silly

>>702875926
people around here think im strange is all only the stuck up ones how are you?
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>>702876789
Alright, well thanks. The whole tulpa thing intrigues me and he's the only person I've come across that doesn't sound insane. I'm trying to get some tips/advice from him on the subject.
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>>702877049
Like an hour of trials the other day
Oh baby this thing melts even after nerfs
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>>702876818
I see, it sounds like you're just not connecting enough, or maybe you're emotionally stunted, you might not be letting yourself feel things
>>702876873
It is, isolation can drive a person mad.
>>702877061
Well, no I can't diagnose you, but I can recognize the tendencies and make an observation.
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>>702877121
I can see why, it'd be interesting.

I'll ask him if he ever shows up again.
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>>702874678
He's 17, a spic, obviously a "gangsta" kid, open carrying and flashing in he middle of Houston.I'm surprised he wasn't shot
>>702874885
I know
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>>702877256
we dont need people haveing friends is a burden i could live alone for years with internet and vidya fuck parties and fuck friends
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>>702876962
Jewgun is pretty fucking awesome. I still have a G3 boner tho.
>>702877494
JESUS. Fucking dip.
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>>702877256
Probably a holdover from work. Kitchen work, so falling into a mess at a few wrong dishes were terrible news. I just cant turn it off when situations go bad, I guess.
702877500
>not worth the (You)
You continue to amaze and astound with your warped view of how society works.
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>>702877500
Sociopathic tendencies.
>Don't like friends/contact with others
>Chooses to converse with "friends" on the internet
>its less lonely in these threads I guess.
Kek.
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>>702877494
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Claimed :)
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>>702876774
Fuck yeah! Nico, lemme tell you about how imma be with them customers

>texas discounts
>texas
>gross
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>702876785
I havent my dude

Back to that programming?

>>702876962
I sense more horror
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>>702877459
Cool, I would appreciate that. If I need to find you, I'll ask for Nuibro, is that okay?
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>>702877494
>open carrying and flashing in he middle of Houston
I would have shot him.
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>>702877061
strange can be ok ;)
ive got apathy "problems" so i just do league and see how many i can get for the end of season rewards

thats about all the accomplishment i can get on my own interest

>>702877256
man ive been alone for years im almost a wizard
the people on these threads are pretty much all i talk too more then twice

diagnose me bb
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>>702877255
Nice, that's awesome. I haven't had any time lately to play any vidya. Damn homework

>>702877751
Not programming itself, but I'm taking a course called Programming Languages which is basically learning how programming itself works and the differences in the languages
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>>702877664
what i like talking here because I dont need to see you if this thread was a room filled with people you had to walk into it would suck and id be out irl friends are a waste of time
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>>702877757
Sure i suppose, but if i were you i'd just use ctrl F and check for my filenames, it'd be more likely to get my attention if you tag me.

But as i said he hasn't been here in a long time.
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>>702877494
>Mfw a bunch of spics in the town over always carry glocks and try to fuck with people
They're gonna get shot eventually. Holy shit.
>"Rockin my glock gringo!"
They're annoying.
>>702877751
Yeah, but there are some gud plot twists.
>>702877635
A lot of H&K shit is fantastic. But I REALLY want this Enfield at a local shop, gonna put away money for it soon.
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>>702877944
Ah college life must suck
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>>702877669
Crazy eyed, certified
Nothing left but shit inside
Nobody said this would be easy to do
Drying out, crying out
Nothing left but pain and doubt
I would be lying if I said IT'S FOR YOU
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>>702878026
Well I appreciate you keeping an eye out for him nonetheless, thanks man.
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>>702877928
apathy the hell is apathy? first my therapist tells me thier is more than 3 emotions now this unless this is something else
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>>702878106
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>>702877751
Lemme hear it love. Get deep with your feminine abilities.
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>>702878013
>Friends are a waste of time
Doesn't want to socialize, but still socializes through text, warped view of how people and society actually function. Believes himself to be correct in any given instance, probably an egotist.
>>702877928
Sounds like you're not wanting to socialize outside of your comfort zone, like the computer is your comfort zone and you don't want to leave it essentially, its easier to talk to people via messages than it is face to face.
>>702877638
I suppose its just a natural defense, I simply rationalize things to make them seem not as bad as they might be, or at least to explain them to myself so I hurt less.
>>702878161
Apathy is the "Its not my problem, I don't care, I won't make a difference even if I try." kinda attitude, basically it boils down to a lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern.
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Morning.
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>>702877256
Is it you? Have you finally returned, after all this time?
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>>702878350
Good morning, Master.
I sent you a thing.
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>>702878045
Enfields are nice. .303 Brit. Weigh about 13 pounds, IIRC. The wood feels nice. Cycle like a dream. Effective to 500m. Good luck finding. 303 in the US though.
>>702878347
Psychoanalyze me.
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>>702878350
Its 10:30 you cuck
>Just kidding.
Morning ^^ (for you at least)
>>702878387
I'm just a random ass dude.
I haven't picked a waifu yet.
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>>702878161
"lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern."
if i died i dont think id care.

whats these 3 emotions this person told you?

>>702877664
i think i know who this person is because of this shit but lmao
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>>702878350
Kitty!
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>>702878350
what up man
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>>702878457
You have an attachment to nurturing figures, much like a motherly type, your mother might not have given you much attention, if she was there at all, you're a very open gunsexual who is repressing his 'Merica genes.
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>>702878046
It does, I'm ready to be done with it
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>>702878347
egotist sociopath all these labels im just me man
>>702878480
oh no the ones I learned of the years happy sad and angry from my pov thats it and my therapist says thier is a tone more and he gave me a fucking sheet
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>>702878296
M14 bringing the puns

Tongue tied, dead inside
Nothing left, not even pride
This isn't how I thought the future would go

Hell-bent, soul is spent
Nothing left but to repent
I've gotta dig myself back out of this hole
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>>702878690
>all these labels
Definitely apathy.
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>>702878465
Oh. I see. Pardon me, then. You just reminded me of someone from a while back.
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>>702877794
>houston
Go on...
And mimi, get a rabbit's foot

>>702877728
Seen you around

>>702877944
Stuff like command prompt? All i know is that program language is really difficult to memorize

>>702878045
Yup thats my city

How gud of a twist?

>>702878046
It's really fun actually

>>702878329
'Hi yes uh do you work here?'
Oh nah hun, i look like i work here but i just want some discount clothes. Yes i do girl you cray. Now how can i help you lovelies today?

I would either get really awkward reply or they will eat it up and i make their day
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>>702878654
ny dommy mommy is more nurturing than esdeath I want her to cuddle me and hide my face in her
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>>702878672
Should be worth it on the long run right?
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>>702878819
Ah, my bad for getting your hopes up, I just kinda strolled on in here tonight.
>Tbh I've been lurking for weeks.
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>>702878843
more nurtruing than mercy oops
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>>702878830
How so?

>Yuno
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>>702878465
Well find one, it can even be from vidya
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>>702878830
The kinda stuff where the whole story does a full 180 from what you expected, but it pulls it off really well.

>Penny~
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>>702878654
Do me!
>Galil here
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>>702878830
More like the theory behind programming, its history, how the computer reads programming languages like Java

>>702878851
That's the plan. I've certainly enjoyed it, but like anything I'm ready to be done with it and move forward
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>>702878424
Noticed that.
How did you get it?
>>702878465
7:38am here.
>>702878539
No.
>>702878621
Still waking up.
Not mutch else.
You?
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>>702879339
>>702879339
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>>702879330
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>>702878830
Omg I love it already. You'll do so good. I want you to be my cashier
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>>702879300
>Yuuki
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>>702878654
yes supposed psychologist do me if you can figure it out ill hire you ffs

>esdeath
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>>702879111
Trips Demands it!
Galil (from my lurking perspective) has some trust issues ranging from misplaced trust at (possibly) a young age, causing them to deviate from anyone who is usually seen as a "trusted" person, appears to enjoy animals, and has affiliated themselves with other gunsexuals of their kind. A very interesting creature.
>I'm Steve Irwin now. Imma poke him with a stick.
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>>702877500
You actually do need social interaction
It is very harmful mentally to be isolated
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