Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Oh right. Subway right?
No blood for the blood God? What about milk for the cornflakes?
Necrons are where it's at though
Hire the lazy guys, they find the easy way to do the work
I wonder how I knew?
But you are r00dbie! You're suppose to be r00d
If trips post slightly lewd
I have class tomorrow morning, don't want to stay up too late
Kyouko is fast but I don't think he can outbake me while sleeping.
Mami from discord right?
Oh I see
Can you let a cpu play him in VS?
Does he go ham then? With the teleports?
It sounds like it, but only two bolts are reasonable
Kinda makes me wanna play, sounds so cool to outplay with.
Yea, enjoy that
You'll be missing it when you start doing stuff i swear.
Claim and good night. Good conversation tonight!
There going quick tonight.
Being literally autistic is a burden on one's love life. I may have a certain way with language but I have a hard time expressing my feelings in anything other than direct statements and have a hard time understanding others when they express their feelings in such ways. The simplest, most direct statement is HUGS. It drives me nuts. I have an enormous vocabulary and can't find more than a couple of ways to tell someone I love them without being cornier than Kansas.
ill be posting with diamond on the file name
Fuck opening the porn folder on my phone in the train hella dicey
Its a really fun game, each character has their own personal skills and weapons available to them and their cool ass gadgets.
Just remember, corny can be cute!
I suppose so, why not.
That's what i meant actually, he still attacks but that's how he likes to move about, probably depends who he's up against but he does that with Marth clones.
Your little rant was kinda qt.
Get in voice dude
Have to wake up in 2 hours and I'd love to say but sleep is for the weak and I'm a pussy
I'll leave you with my cutest picture according to some
i should at least do something anything
Nah not too bad. I'm just spacey.
I'm tired enough to want to be lethargic, but not tired enough to fall asleep, it seems.
physical contact is the best way to love I hate hugging my mom or dad so im starved for huggs need them soo fucking bad
She says the following:
>It was just a prank bro there was a hidden camera on Tacticool bro he was in on it.
That will be your eternal soul OR...
For a limited time only...
A lewd of your waifu
took my waifu right as I got in here
pic related: my wall
Wish i was sleepy. I got up at 6pm.....
PENENNNNYNNYY IM SOOOOO COOOOLDDDD! WHYYY DID U NOOOO SCOPE ME?
Why wont senpai notice me
If that's really your wall, i'm quite jealous. That's nice.
It just makes me cringe at myself.
Actually? I just rant about dumb shit a lot.
I hate my mother in a way that I usually reserve for Hitler and people who don't clean up after their dogs on the sidewalk. Same for my magical, estranged child molester of a father.
She looks live man. Just look at her defined jawline. Her masculine shoulders, etc. She is a man
ye I dont like my dad he was a huge dick to me and my mom has her own problems she put on me I guess in a way I hate them but
>people who dont pick up thier dog shit
Because i wasnt on thread til now
Hello little nico
I missed you in the last one
But it's qt how involved you seem to get
Now now anon, that would be a reverse trap, but no, Penny doesn't look like a dude.
>Small chin, feminine cheekbones, soft, large lips, feminine smile, small shoulder width
Definitely a chick, now if you wanna see a defined fucking jawline, look at this motherfucker: http://stardewvalleywiki.com/mediawiki/images/b/bd/Elliott.png
Wew fucking lad
Yeah, I use to be like that until I started getting REALLY poetic, after that I used a lot of memes to describe my feelings. Kek.
im not a nutter my therapist said im fine jus different
what a quick response :) I don't see why my answer matters.
Heya poptart, how are you love?
So apparently my shit can summon firemen. Heres the full tale
>offsider had just gone to the toilet
>working one docket
>suddenly need to fart
>try to squish it out
>run to the toilet
>empty niagra falls of watery shit due to MRI prep and drinking 4L of fluids before 9am
>come back to kitchen
>offsider just got in
>fire alert blaring
>fire warden arrives
>'nah, just a piece of bread'
>alarm keeps going
>5 minutes later, flashing lights outside
>firemen have a laugh at the piece of bread that disintegrated and turn off the alarm
And thats how my shit summoned the fire brigade.
Poptart? I miss smuglord already lol. Im doing fine. Went out and getting another job lol. You doing good?
Yo yuuki! He said he'll work on it and maybe others since he hasn't done it in a while
Well I'm here now!
All I'm doing at the moment is playing Deus Ex Mankind Divided and talking to Galil-chan on Telegram
They're... Crappy people.
In my long, semi-psychotic ranting?
I'd never get away with it because I have a hard time hiding my power levels.
>know difference between assault and battle rifles
>know what an intermediate round is
>know the difference between SMGs, assault rifles and machine guns
>live in Canuckistan, be lucky if anyone knows their asshole from a 2-bore
I'll stick around without showing my breasts thanks
>I bet your forehead looks like a stack of bcukwheat pancakes
And hey that's good! Where you gonna try to work at?
No, it's not time to take back the Holy Land yet
Soon my child, soon
I said Deus Ex
So what have you been up to?
I do like cyber-punk, but I never got I to Deus Ex
Sorta, in a dorky way.
I don't know a huge amount about guns, but I know a fuck ton about swords and shit
How goes it smugger? I've been reading some weird manga called DeadTube, its fucked.
>Mfw go into a bar, bring up guns
>Suddenly everyones talking about what kind of guns they like
>Somebody says clip instead of mag
>They have to buy the whole bar a round.
I love this state.
Oh cool! I forgot you were going to ask for me. He has a ton of them to do last time he posted the list
na he is professial he has to tell the truth he said most of what I do aint that bad
nah im fine
you are a girl
>we need to talk now
Yep, it was a blast. There's a coffee house that looks out over the beach and some tennis courts, we sat there for a bit [you know my trick for talking to her in public, I assume] and watched some folks play tennis.
We went for a walk after that and it was quite lovely.
You're keeping well I trust.
Then you need to see a better shrink.
You have mental issues and are a danger to yourself and other around you.
I honestly feel bad for anyone daring enough to get close to you, they are probably unwittingly walking straight into an emotional trap with little chance of escape without one of you going to jail, the hospital, or the grave.
>Therapist is lying because money
They don't actually care about your problems, shockingly enough
Sorry not sorry love
B-But we must take Jerusalem!!
WE SHALL TAKE THE HOLY LAND
How may I assist you?
>Someone says they got arrested for carrying a gun
>They said "I wasn't even shooting nobody I just had it"
>They said "It was a pistol too, and it had a big old clip and high caliber hollow points"
>I left the room
It's pretty fun tbh
If you like cyber-punk type games, you should check out Syndicate
Although it came out in 2012, it's still a pretty fun game
>im sorry i gotta do this to him but yall already know what he looks-
>bust out laughing
Smug stuff and school stuff. You?
Pretty well! How are you and how fucked up?
Rip him. But he says he enjoys them so you're good!
I like that shit too.
>actually know what a flanged mace is and that they didn't have spikes
>understand the advantages of polearms
>knowing the sword was a sidearm
>can actually handle a light sword competently enough
>have a boner for the kopis
Where the fuck did you say you are again?
>tfw he was probably talking about a Garand, Enfield or other weapon that actually does take clips
Fut the wuck. Nothing wrong with carrying, but god does he ever into dipshit.
I dont like jail so I wont kill but coxing to sucide might work unless thats jail able then no
no you just want me angry stop
well talk to me right now how are you?
Uh, murder for one, rape, molestation, suicide. Some fucked up shit. But its a good read.
>He was talking about an Ak-47
>"Its a 30 round clip."
I live in Idaho, its a great state on the border of Canada
>West Coast Nigga.
>All this grinding is starting to pay off
>Dat godly roll for my autorifle in Destiny
Mkay, I heard of it
All that also
Macuahuitls (Aztec clubs lined with obsidian) are where it's at though!
I want to get into fencing soon, if I have the time
Alright, go ahead and waste money on a therapist who won't help you as long as the check clears
She's just as wonderful, and slightly anti social, as always. But I wouldn't have her any other way.
I'm glad you're doing well. I'm away for now, but have a nice day.
Well cool beans! I'll have to thank him next time I see him
The fact that you don't realize how much of a psychotic sociopath you are after unironically typing that sentence out makes me worry for every living thing within 200 feet of you.
I'm going to politely decline
Hey you didn't answer my question..!
I've already time stamped for people n_n but you aren't worth my time~ especially trying to start shit without a waifu n_n
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
Kek. I'd kill for an AK, but Canuckistan.
It's a fucking wicked cardio workout. And I think the Maori had something similar with shark teeth. But I've forgotten its name. But yeah, I'm considering going full retard and buying a rapier.
Hey, would you happen to be the Asuka i spoke to awhile ago?
why why care about random every day people if they are in your way or if you feel like it and you see an opening you take it im no killer i dont want to go to jail so im not a sociopath
thats good do anything today?
Hate to end the conversation here, but I got to sleep
Well the Aussie Aborigines had a spear thrower also, called a woomera. The Aztecs also did this with an altalt. Just to show more similarities
So long as it isn't a katana. A kopis or a British calvary sword would also be good
I want to. But Im pretty dull emotionally. What does that me?
I know one Asuka, he was the first anon i spoke to here, but haven't seen him since a month ago though i think.
Chatting with any qt dudes from class or nah?
You old man lol. He'll like that for sure. What's up?
IM SORRY! Got so into it. Gonna work at some reatil. Maybe aldo or forver 21 since i saw the long ass line with only 1 cashier there. I worked at restaurants, a warehouse and currently a gym. It'll would be nice from getting sores, cuts and bruises once in awhile
I mean as long as you don't display antisocial tendencies, on purpose that is, like you're not trying to avoid others, and you have a semblance of a conscience, as long as you're trying, you're on the right path and not a dangerous freak.
I'd kill for a Polish saber. I'm part Polack- I've got some hardcore slav in my bones. As in, invade my country and Dmitri and I weld a bunch of metal to Olga's pickup and make a tank that shoots fire. The atlatl is a very interesting little thing. It's almost like a more stable sling. I also want a Roman gladius and a kopis.
Lol you're gonna work at forever 21? Can you give me discounts?? Unless they're like.. Texas discounts.. gross..
Have you never seen Hot Rod? One of my favorite comedies, and I ain't old!
I'm good, just chilling and doing some homework
WUZ GUD NIGGA
I remember somebody mention of a Tulpa when i said i'd do anything if i could make Nui real, but i'm unsure if that was him.
No, I try to go out with friends at least once a week. I just rarely feelemotion. The only times Ive felt anything other than annoyance and slight depression in the last 2 years were when my grandmother died, and when 2 pets died on seperate occasions. And even then it was flashes of sadness then back to nothing.
LOTS of grinding!
But I got my baby on Destiny!
Its a horror/suspense kinda thing
I want a Galil ARM and some GI mags tbh
this guy has an md so you better listen kek you cant diagnose me a sociopath silly
people around here think im strange is all only the stuck up ones how are you?
Alright, well thanks. The whole tulpa thing intrigues me and he's the only person I've come across that doesn't sound insane. I'm trying to get some tips/advice from him on the subject.
Like an hour of trials the other day
Oh baby this thing melts even after nerfs
I see, it sounds like you're just not connecting enough, or maybe you're emotionally stunted, you might not be letting yourself feel things
It is, isolation can drive a person mad.
Well, no I can't diagnose you, but I can recognize the tendencies and make an observation.
I can see why, it'd be interesting.
I'll ask him if he ever shows up again.
He's 17, a spic, obviously a "gangsta" kid, open carrying and flashing in he middle of Houston.I'm surprised he wasn't shot
we dont need people haveing friends is a burden i could live alone for years with internet and vidya fuck parties and fuck friends
Jewgun is pretty fucking awesome. I still have a G3 boner tho.
JESUS. Fucking dip.
Probably a holdover from work. Kitchen work, so falling into a mess at a few wrong dishes were terrible news. I just cant turn it off when situations go bad, I guess.
>not worth the (You)
You continue to amaze and astound with your warped view of how society works.
>Don't like friends/contact with others
>Chooses to converse with "friends" on the internet
>its less lonely in these threads I guess.
Fuck yeah! Nico, lemme tell you about how imma be with them customers
I havent my dude
Back to that programming?
I sense more horror
>open carrying and flashing in he middle of Houston
I would have shot him.
strange can be ok ;)
ive got apathy "problems" so i just do league and see how many i can get for the end of season rewards
thats about all the accomplishment i can get on my own interest
man ive been alone for years im almost a wizard
the people on these threads are pretty much all i talk too more then twice
diagnose me bb
Nice, that's awesome. I haven't had any time lately to play any vidya. Damn homework
Not programming itself, but I'm taking a course called Programming Languages which is basically learning how programming itself works and the differences in the languages
what i like talking here because I dont need to see you if this thread was a room filled with people you had to walk into it would suck and id be out irl friends are a waste of time
Sure i suppose, but if i were you i'd just use ctrl F and check for my filenames, it'd be more likely to get my attention if you tag me.
But as i said he hasn't been here in a long time.
>Mfw a bunch of spics in the town over always carry glocks and try to fuck with people
They're gonna get shot eventually. Holy shit.
>"Rockin my glock gringo!"
Yeah, but there are some gud plot twists.
A lot of H&K shit is fantastic. But I REALLY want this Enfield at a local shop, gonna put away money for it soon.
Crazy eyed, certified
Nothing left but shit inside
Nobody said this would be easy to do
Drying out, crying out
Nothing left but pain and doubt
I would be lying if I said IT'S FOR YOU
apathy the hell is apathy? first my therapist tells me thier is more than 3 emotions now this unless this is something else
Lemme hear it love. Get deep with your feminine abilities.
>Friends are a waste of time
Doesn't want to socialize, but still socializes through text, warped view of how people and society actually function. Believes himself to be correct in any given instance, probably an egotist.
Sounds like you're not wanting to socialize outside of your comfort zone, like the computer is your comfort zone and you don't want to leave it essentially, its easier to talk to people via messages than it is face to face.
I suppose its just a natural defense, I simply rationalize things to make them seem not as bad as they might be, or at least to explain them to myself so I hurt less.
Apathy is the "Its not my problem, I don't care, I won't make a difference even if I try." kinda attitude, basically it boils down to a lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern.
Is it you? Have you finally returned, after all this time?
Good morning, Master.
I sent you a thing.
Enfields are nice. .303 Brit. Weigh about 13 pounds, IIRC. The wood feels nice. Cycle like a dream. Effective to 500m. Good luck finding. 303 in the US though.
"lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern."
if i died i dont think id care.
whats these 3 emotions this person told you?
i think i know who this person is because of this shit but lmao
You have an attachment to nurturing figures, much like a motherly type, your mother might not have given you much attention, if she was there at all, you're a very open gunsexual who is repressing his 'Merica genes.
egotist sociopath all these labels im just me man
oh no the ones I learned of the years happy sad and angry from my pov thats it and my therapist says thier is a tone more and he gave me a fucking sheet
M14 bringing the puns
Tongue tied, dead inside
Nothing left, not even pride
This isn't how I thought the future would go
Hell-bent, soul is spent
Nothing left but to repent
I've gotta dig myself back out of this hole
And mimi, get a rabbit's foot
Seen you around
Stuff like command prompt? All i know is that program language is really difficult to memorize
Yup thats my city
How gud of a twist?
It's really fun actually
'Hi yes uh do you work here?'
Oh nah hun, i look like i work here but i just want some discount clothes. Yes i do girl you cray. Now how can i help you lovelies today?
I would either get really awkward reply or they will eat it up and i make their day
ny dommy mommy is more nurturing than esdeath I want her to cuddle me and hide my face in her
Should be worth it on the long run right?
More like the theory behind programming, its history, how the computer reads programming languages like Java
That's the plan. I've certainly enjoyed it, but like anything I'm ready to be done with it and move forward
Trips Demands it!
Galil (from my lurking perspective) has some trust issues ranging from misplaced trust at (possibly) a young age, causing them to deviate from anyone who is usually seen as a "trusted" person, appears to enjoy animals, and has affiliated themselves with other gunsexuals of their kind. A very interesting creature.
>I'm Steve Irwin now. Imma poke him with a stick.