Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>best fox claimed
probably going to sleep soon
This post is the post that will revive the thread!
If you're gonna be that assblasted about someone being that assblasted about someone not liking what I like then fuck off to somewhere else
Get back to your oven, jew.
This guy knows whats up
>tfw jew is sad because he has no meme
>tfw akiko doesn't even attempt the gyates anymore because he only did it for the elitists
>still here look at me give me a (You)
Fucking nigger i know you're doing this to piss me off
Rolling for felix
>"I haven't been here in a year"
>Knows about Akiko doing gyates
Also he did them for anyone in the order they were requested, he's just taking a break now
The question is now, why are you using a different persona?
>"I haven't been here in almost a year"
kek, go for the gold sacho
you are the master of not sleeping
why is this character a boy?
did they just need a token "special snowflake"
>only thing you have as an insult now is "jew"
I'm not a Jew and it doesn't matter what nationality Galil is, I love her for who she is.
I don't have a PC.
Don't worry, Felix is your husbando not his, he's just trolling
Still gonna keep rolling until I win
I have nothing better to do other than sleep, but I can't sleep because I'm not tired at all
Good morning, Master. How'd you sleep?
at least you die trying
>oh shit you got me damn
Those feet are absolutely disgusting.
I don't have the money man
Go to sleep bb, you need your beauty sleep
>time to go to bed. Night guys
Bring on more jew memes, kraut
Ain't even a jew, I'm just gonna let you throw shit that won't phase me
You'll just kidnap me anyways.
I need to because of school and I have shit to do in the morning before I go
well that sucks
gues you'll have to hope someone makes an ohayou for you
The sun is nice
>Takes to bounce house
I'm not even annoyed tbh
I need something to entertain me, so I might as well entertain them so they entertain me
I was here since 1995 you autist
I'm claiming Flealix to make the current claimer mad
Not that well, woke up too many tomes during night.
How was your day?
Welcome to /waifu/ roast battle with your host Jeff Ross
Tonight's Roast Battle is Ran versus Galil
Here homie. I know its meh but you can do so much on mobile
I took a shower with a june bug ang got shot in the jaw with a BB gun by my lil shit nephew.
Let's see if i can get quads, although i doubt it
That poor tank.
I don't even know who Ran is
You probably should go to sleep, you need to go to school (and stay cute AF <3)
Glad you like it. No waifu with thug pics are the same
I'm gonna give it up for the night, try and get some sleep.
Nightie night friends!
>and stay cute af
Stfu not cute, Galil-chan
That's a bummer. Is not sleeping well common for you?
you don't have to tell me that I've taken them
Now I just need an ohayo and I'll be good to go lol
>stabs bewbies with member
Have you ever been naked and helpless and then a giant fucking june bug the size of a flip-phone walks in and starts doing bug shit and you don't have anything to crush it with!? Stuff of nightmares, man...
Is your ass also taken? 'Cause I could take a bite.
Oooohh i can ask akiko for you if you want me to
That is terrifying
Back up bitch or ill slit your fucking throat.
Least it wasn't a big ass water bug.
You can motor boat it.
Inb4 gang rape
I think I'm already on the list, I'll find out later
It's the final countdown!
My day was fine. I got distracted and forgot to answer.
Just a little blue for whatever reason. Oh well.
Also I almost accidentally crushed my sister's Chihuahua in my sleep.
RIP Taco Bell dog
Oooooh, nice trips!
I'm only stopping because I love you (qt)
>Bringing a knife to fight a gun
QOTT: what fast food restaurant has the best fries? Explain why it's the best
Wendy's. It has both quality and quantity
When he comes on maybe
I like Culvers Crinkle fries. They hook you up and They are usually hot as fuck.
Tie between Wendy's, McDonald's, or Five Guys
Wendy's - Sea salt is god tier, good 9 times out of 10
McDonald's - only when the fries are fresh from the fryer and salted
Five Guys - thick, fried in peanut oil, lots of salt, lots of fries per order.
That picture feels very lewd for some reason.
I don't understand if this is about Israel or if you're calling me a child
Im always here to make you happy
Hey sword woman of something
Nothing. Debating what to watch tonight to fall asleep.
Trying to find a spoopy documentary
I hope that's not it.
...Yes. And so does that.
Nothing really. Just wasting my night away.
Jokes on you i like it in the ass
Well I'll be sure to let you know if I'm depressed or something then
Same. Don't feel like doing much might as well sleep.
I was playing GodEater but it takes fucking 5 hours to do a level.
MWA HA HA! I AM YOUR GOD!
Sweet, that will make this even better
Please do, I wouldn't want you to be sad or hurt yourself.
Always a bummer when games demand that much time out of you.
Is that how that works?
I mean, she's pretty cute, but i don't think deity level cute.
That's true. It's rather nice. Though it is quite distracting.
I'm never going to resort to hurting myself
You shouldn't be paying attention to anything else
Well that's you.
Good night, Kyouko.
The same goes for me about you. If you're ever feeling down or need someone to rant to, just message me on telegram
>But if I jerk off right now I'm going to wake up hard, and not go to sleep for a long time
It might be worth it though...
YES! Koin the lewd revolution! Together we will bring about the age of entropy!
When is he usually on?
Give or take 6pm to you or 6am-12pm
That one is proportioned a little odd.
Still appealing though.
Thanks bb, I will if I need to.
>Feels good to have someone who's willing to talk to me and understands me for once
Well damn, I'm usually not around then lol
I gotchu then homie. I'll ask the guy
Soon, we will have true and absolute... entropy!
Yes, I'm alright. Just getting my day started.
What about you?
Your not going to do anything?
I... I'm supposed to be doing something?
It does, I have you and Makoto to talk to when I'm feeling down and such
>tfw actually became something like friends with people on 4chan
You're too nice! Thanks!
Took you two long enough
You're my homie. Fuckin got you
The beautiful perfection that is anarchy!
(Is this getting old?)
Just tell me what to do.
And you pay me?!
Playing League before bed now.
>Ekko currently full AP