Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Well. Back at home. Now to make my night shitty.
Hmm... True, but i don't think you ever told me what exactly to do.
Claiming and going to sleep
You da best! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
Thank you lol
Disregard filename and Goodnight beautiful sword!
Pizza can feed a family of 4
Your job as a sex slave.
>Make my night shitty
I see what you did there
>Your job as a sex slave
Need to drink prep liquid. Not much but I know it tastes like ass. And it will make my night shitty.
Sure sure, there's that. But what do you want me to do?
Post smug. If you don't have smug, post super cute
Would you like to become one too?
Suprisingly i got matched with the Rory guy again yesterday. This time with him on enemy team.
Unfortunately i lagged out and crashed.
Come on now.
At this rate we will be here forever.
That's not so bad, is it?
No someone else has me
Tornado is all mine
Do we really need education?
What do you mean?
Didnt i have "you" first?
It's only there to control our thoughts and minds.
Heheh. You're fun to play with, Master.
Pretty much unless your a rich fag in a real school.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Yeah but you gave up on that
Claiming my stitchy waifu
Probably the best thing for me
>I like it when GF has stuff to do
>Low maintenance (both of us)
>occasional dealing with criminals don't bother me none
>High focus on scientific advancement makes me happy
>Therapist, and there's plenty of mentally deranged people in her compound
Top notch taste in waifus everyone else is trash
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
I just pointed some things out
And if I tell a simple dark joke about dead babies or something they say I'm unstable and need counseling, then they dumb a truckload of pills with a million side effects on me.
Oh, well thanks.
How was your day?
Probably. You're free to play too, you know.
You are my Master, afterall.
Your waifu is ashamed of her own interests and personality
I want to give your waifu desensitization therapy for her acute social anxiety disorders and put her on benzodiazepines for her panic attacks at least until we can address the cause behind the symptoms
Yep, another Fran fan, apparently there are a lot more of us than the popularity of the manga would suggest.
I wouldn't know that feel.
For what purpose?
>Diana is super fun
thats not going to work. those drugs dont help and therapists are not that much better
I just wish those damn teachers would fuck off. Let us go at our own pace, just... LEAVE US ALONE!
I'll tap that, if you know what I mean *Wink* *Wink*
There union so there only there for the money.
You know I would as well. Trust me.
My day was restful, labor day after all, did a light workout, woke up at noon by sleeping in. Did some writing, lazed around.
What would be an ideal day with your waifu?
What are you ashamed of, want to talk about it?
Also same question, ideal day with waifu?
>My ideal day would be to exercise and come in at midday after she got done with some stressful project or another, spending a lazy afternoon snuggling on the couch and I get to watch her go from stressed to relaxed
I'm a deviant I know.
Phone died while I was taking a shower
Gonna be on for a while longer before i go to bed.
*Sigh* At the end of the day you don't count for anything. You're just... another brick in the wall.
Yes, but i cant ruin your fun just like that.
>Top, jung , mid?
>Not believing in the science of neurology/psychology
You aren't religious by any chance are you?
>those drugs dont help
They don't help if the condition is reactionary to the environment. I believe that your waifu has both an environmental reason behind her anxiety AND biochemical, hence the drugs to take the edge off.
>therapists are not that much better
Therapy helps if the condition is based in environmental stimuli, which I believe it is. Trust me anon, this is actually my field of study, I have a degree in this.
Yes, you can do that too, if you wanted.
Ah, well that's nice.
Any kind of day with my waifu would be my ideal day with her, wouldn't you feel the same way with yours?
Your more like number whatever xxxxxx your ssn is to the government. Not even a person.
I would, but there would be something particularly nice about getting to see her enjoy some downtime
no religion makes no sense at all. they may help with one problem but will almost always have side effects. i dont think talking about problems will fix anything.
Fran fag again
I would particularly enjoy that because the character spends so much time making others live's better it just makes me want to do the same
>That and undo some mental damage to her patients
Eh, a lot of things, either stuff I've done in the past or just things I do, or like in general. Not going to talk about it here, sorry.
>Also same question, ideal day with waifu?
Playing eroge, going to a con, and then play random vidya for the rest of the day.
All things she enjoys.
I have the whole set of those, don't worry.
You got me there
>Was playing her top but I like playing her in all of those
Damn straight... you gonna finish that tea?
Well yes, hence why its a temporary fix, as most medication should be until the problem can be dealt with at its source.
her anxiety may also be caused by a vitamin D deficiency which could be helped by her getting more sun or eating a bit healthier.
>Vitamin D deficiency can cause anxiety and depression, which she has in spades and never gets any sun.
>Talking about problems fixes nothing
So false I don't even know where to begin there
Ah, she's a very kind one then.
Sweet, that's actually why I originally came to talk to you.
I know, i can do anything with you.
With the only problem being what to do.
So, now just sign over here.
> jungle might be my favorite with mid being the least
>she's a very kind one then.
In her own way yes. She tries to help people, but sometimes doesn't quite understand the value of quality of life. Being far more focused on keeping people alive no matter what.
That and her habit of helping people out and giving them exactly what they ask for when they aren't in a state of mind to know the consequences of what they are asking her to do. Hence the mental damage to her patients.
Read the manga, its short, and if you like dark comedy you'll enjoy it.
Yet you never have me do anything at all.
Almost makes me feel bad.
No thanks I'll pass
>Jungle is pretty fun I do personally like her mid but her match ups are wierd. >Jungle so far has been my least successful with her though might just be a bad jungler
Well she tries to be nice then at least.
I'll check it out at some point but i have other things to catch up on as well.
Whats the biggest problem with your waifu in your opinion, or largest issue with you two being together?
I will die at some point, probably violently, or be taken hostage by some sort of criminal organization
we probably all should get more of this or more of that but we wont until something bad actually happens and that is what i think.
her not being real?
Maybe thats what im going for.
Come on now, its not so bad.
>mid is always taken by other things.
>top is always a pain
>ganks with ult kill everything
But i guess her not knowing the limits and still learning her powers.
Net is finally starting to clear up, can finally load 4ch again
Hi all, Ayase claimed
well in that case actually getting to know her
Yeah, if you aren't a Chad she'd probably be grossed out by your advances, and if you are a chad then she would probably hate you on principle.
>Cant win with Tomoko because she rigs the game against herself
Our... irregular sleep patterns would likely get in the way of any progress.
>largest issue with you two being together?
Im real shes not.
Nah I'm good. Thanks for the offer though :^)
>Found a bit of success in top with a slightly tankier build
>Ganks with ult kill everything.
>Assuming you lanes don't feed before you hit 6
well yeah it would be an odd and awkward thing and never direct.
The definition for infatuation would be "an intense but short-lived passion or admiration for someone or something" while i may somewhat new to the thread i've had a strong passion for her for three years.
Im sorry, Slave.
Sign it god dammit.
>if they do then just keep farming and pray
>no use saving a dead lane
I'm not signing my soul away to someone who doesn't feel the same.
>People seem to freak out when I land a Q and run away afraid of my R so farming is easy
>Got that well.
>Jhin always pushed up
Sarisa Scherwil claimed.
>Lays down to sleep
>Can't sleep because too much on mind
>Here I am after 3 AM
Any good music tonight, anons?
Had this stuck in my head today.
I sure hope so.
>surely a squishy jungler that just hit 6 will help vs this 4-0 enemy.
You haven't shown anything in return. Plus I'm already shipped.
>Everytime I swear to god. Silver is a beautiful place.
Trying to acquire more slaves? Am i not enough?
That's pretty intense. Like you're on the edge and gotta make a decision fast. Is it strange I'm getting a Linkin Park mixed with dub-step vibe? Or am I way off?
I'm listening to the Beatles, so I guess our choice of song for tonight is much different.
What's your favorite Metal Gear game?
evil, none to little emotions, so chances are basically microscopic, heck maybe impossible
thats if we ignore the fact of >>702764298
I've only beaten Rising, but it was amazing.
I just started listening to something else much calmer now, mainly because i had it on loop for two hours.
So what are y'all doin'?
>only beaten Rising
You should try out some of the other Metal Gear Solid titles. The first and third games are excellent.
What are you listening to, now?
>Favorite Metal Gear
That's tough it's a toss up from MGS3 and Peace Walker
>That image just reminds me of Nidalee
I plan to check those out at some point
I'm listening to this now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j0GeEmkrEA
Rock against Islam!
Helping a certain tank with things you're doing.
Thank you senpai
I was lisseninf to
But what was i doing this whole time?
Dont you want someone else down in the dungeon?
Feel the wrath of white skinhead power!
I love you for that, thx <3
Doin' some shady shit with Miho and Shizuru~
Well i mean... I'm rather fond of one on one intimacy.
I would go with either the original Metal Gear Solid, or Snake Eater. Never played Peace Walker. Hideo Kojima is quite the madman/genius with his story-telling. Mixing the stealth genre with super hero style characters and villains.
Nidalee? I had to Google who that was, since I don't play League of Legends. I see what you mean. It's her costume.
What was the last vidya game you played?
That's peaceful. The opening keys feel like I'm waiting for the sun to rise. And as the singing begins, it feels like my morning is beginning. I picture myself standing in my kitchen, and getting ready to face the day. I must be brave to overcome what I may face.
Very nice. Thanks for sharing.
The streets are ours! Red scum get out!
Some tracks make you wait for it. But that opening guitar riff kicks into gear right as soon as the song begins. Lots of raw energy here. And the hardcore instruments are in unison. Relentless.
Shady enough to put shades on
As long as they're good skinheads they can join the club.
No problem, i love that song a lot myself.
I may have to go now, will we see eachother another time perhaps?
>I may have to go now, will we see eachother another time perhaps?
I hope we do. Take care of yourself, and best wishes.
i must join your circle of shadyness i need a new pair of shades
im not sure how you define good skin head
Rock against Islam, sister!
Does this not look like yuno enough?
Bad thing about being tired - passing out for an hour.
Good thing - there is no good thing. Its all a lie.