/b/ why don't you love butterfaces?
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/b/ why don't you love butterfaces?
>>702496861
>>702496861
I married a butterface. From the neck down, she is a classic hot-assed PAWG. Think Jewdank, but with paler skin.
The sex is fantastic. She lets me do whatever I want to her. I bang her like a loose shutter in a hurricane.
>>702497727
Pics??
Because their faces typically
>>702497248
Idk if I'd consider her a butterface. She's pretty damn cute.
>>702497727
Yea if you could just provide some pics that would be greeeaattt ok thanks bud.
>>702498054
i agreat. worth a fuck and relationship ^^
Bump
this thread is cracking me up. seeing an ugly face on a stacked body is hilarious
>>702499929
>>702501446
moar
half of these are legit butterfaces, the other half aren't even butterfaces
>>702501723
Was not expecting to be chubby at all
>>702501723
>>702501860
depends haha
i fucking love butterfaces
>>702501951
go on
>>702498364
this girls not butterface dumbass
butterbody
buttertrailerparkbabydaddy
>>702502203
she's great anon
>>702502248
My girl is a butterbody too. like face is pretty af but then it goes downhill to others. I still really enjoy it tho
>>702502248
Any of her standing up?
>>702502367
>>702502203
>>702501951
>>702501723
>>702501446
>>702499929
>>702497521
DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMM
THAT'S UGLYYYYYY
i have a whole folder on another machine of "unconventional" girls i masturbate to
>>702502431
its slampiggy
>>702502602
I know who she is. All I see is pics from this angle.
>>702502727
>I know who she is
LITERALLY the first result you dumb cunt
>>702496861
would not fuck/10
>>702496962
would fuck
>>702497026
nigger
>>702497070
would not fuck
>>702497184
would not fuck
>>702497248
would fuck if she kept the Santa hat on to hide weird fucking forehead
>>702497521
would not fuck
>>702497937
would fuck
>>702497954
eww! yuck! this is supposed to be a butterface thread, not a fucking-weird-and-goddam-ugly-all-around thread! would not fuck with a stolen dick
>>702498364
Ariel from The Little Mermaid -- would fuck
>>702498506
would not fuck
>>702498539
Adam "Kylo Ren" Driver -- would not fuck
>>702498647
would not fuck, but would let her suck my cock with that big fucking mouth of hers
>>702499929
would fuck
>>702500163
would not fuck
>>702502093
Vin Diesel and Tom Petty had a daughter -- would not fuck
>>702502127
I threw up in my mouth a little
>>702502173
absolutely would fuck, and would suck and chew those fucking nipples right off
>>702502203
would fuck
>>702502127
Alienchan!
>>702502940
Someone knows how to use google like a big boy.
>>702496861
Rancid butter face
>>702502983
Ty for lots of info on shit nobody wanted to know.
>>702502983
>someone took the time to post this
>>702502983
You wrote all that and no-one cares about your opinion.
>>702502450
her weight must vary a lot
>>702502248
fucking repulsive -- would melt down foil oil/10
>>702502303
would fuck, but only if the kid watched
>>702502450
would fuck
>>702502548
umm... mmaaayyyybe would fuck...
>>702502643
would fuck (in ass, of course)
>>702503199
you clearly did, motherfucker
>>702503259
Any chance you could stfu?
>>702503259
Holy shit he's still going lol...so this is true autism.
>>702503162
Lol yup.
Kids hey
Listing, ranking and ordering, reminds me of one of those old MySpace questionnaires
>>702503360
you're my hero
I hope I'm just like you when I get into high school...
>>702503246
different years yea
>>702503319
>I fucking hate Marmite
>clearly you love Marmite, motherfucker
>>702503319
You're not important. Your list wasn't important.
No one cared/cares.
This ain't a MySpace questionnaire
>>702503616
>what is pretending
>>702503616
for someone who doesn't give a shit, you sure invest a lot of energy into telling people you don't give a shit
>>702503541
where's she from anon?
>>702503743
>What is denial and deflection?
>>702503680
>"no one cares"
>keeps replying
>doesn't understand how reality is created
>>702503843
lives in indiana now, nj originally
>>702503780
Well if I didn't, people might think I gave a shit, when I don't
>>702503680
>Derp! MySpace!
>Usenet, Derp!
>Derp! WebTV
Trying awfully hard to prove you're not the twelve year old you really are, are you not? What's the matter, kid? Parents too poor to take you camping for the Labour Day weekend?
Butterface threads are a great proof of what excessive porn does to some people.
>>702497070
I like this...where she from?
>>702503909
"how reality is created" stinks of a kid trying to sound really intelligent and way older than he actually is
>>702504109
If you don't remember the MySpace questionnaires I'm talking about, you won't get the joke. Unfortunately your age holds you back here kid.
Aww.
Fucked her while hanging out with her bf, he and the party went to McDonald's, it was not even a minute after they left she had her top off.
This would happen randomly for the next five years. Horney as fuck.
>>702504109
Actually, the anon you're trying to flame is not the one that first mentioned MySpace. Try reading up the thread a ways.
>>702503983
turned out to be a very attractive girl, totally not a butterface imo. I knew she had potential, although I admit, that chubby photo of her scared me
>>702502248
First three words
>>702502173
>Butterface
You mean to say CHAV.
Also 7/10 would make a litter of chavlettes wit that slut.
>>702503994
"Tell me, Anon, for how long have you had these insecurities?"
>>702504295
looks crazy, you know the saying...
>>702504294
This from a child who tries to create his own reality, then criticize it. Keep posting, youngster
>>702502248
Gonna be sick
>>702504461
Chat girls are hot I think. I'm very susceptible to the 'slut' look though
>>702504395
Well, here goes
>>702504466
Remind me....what are we talking about again?
>>702504294
still here not caring? how's that working out for you?
>>702504395
Too fucking fat
>>702496861
thats not butterface, thats fucking crazy. Dont stick your dick in crazy!
Happy/ surprised face
>>702504380
lol just means her tits are bigger
>>702496861
I do, tgeir great for sketching practice and Original Character templates
>>702504667
is she one of those chicks that are into bodybuilding or smt like that?
>>702496861
there is a limited supply of paper bags in the world
>>702497070
Mc Lovin/10
>>702504496
How's that armchair psychology serving you kid? You've been so far off the mark so far it's laughable. Gonna carry on?
I'm 27 by the way. Watching kids pretend they know how stuff works is hilarious.
"creating his own reality then criticizing it" put the Freud-by-numbers book down, child. It's embarrassing.
>>702497184
moar
>>702504699
Look at the head on that one!
>>702498539
Ha, archetypal US camslut
>>702504600
I'm here for the butterfaces friend. Kids pretending they're of age notwithstanding
>>702504778
noooo opposite ! works out a little
>>702504664
looks like charred pig skin tbh
>>702497521
Hey! Ho! Let's Go!
They're forming in a straight line!
>>702502983
ok dude
>>702498647
moar
>>702502983
agreed.
>>702502983
Oh man, look at this super cool fucking guy.
>>702504976
Ugh. It didn't until you made that connection for us all. Thanks Bro. Hahaha
>>702502983
You massive fucking bellend
>>702504886
thats good. keep posting
>>702505082
>>702504667
>>702499929
>>702504843
wwyd?
>>702505039
sorry bro. I've seen both with my real eyes, cant unsee the similarities
>>702497184
holy shit that nipple peeking. got any nudes?
>>702503909
Point is your list was a minor nuisance at best. This thread would have been better if you died this morning.
>>702503955
i honestluy really love nasolabial folds like that
>>702504479
Batmotherfuckingshit crazy. Hell I once fucked her and my high as balls ex girlfriend at the same tine once. Both got fucking drunk as shit, my girl got high. they started to fuck. Ex did this sometimes, never let me join in or go to far. Batshit looks me dead in the eye and takes it go waaaaaaaaaaay past the point of not return in ex. High ex was like that.
We got back to my place and just went at it. Came in both, watched them eat each other out till they both came after. Batshit had to go home to her fuck of a boyfriend.
Best part? My ex was so fucking high she didn't remember shit. Just woke up nakid next to me, like usual for a night out. She didn't even remember me being there. Since batshit is well... batshit, she never mentioned it.
Ex still doesn't know it happened. My only regret is not taking pics. Bot making that mistake ever again.
>>702505160
what sport does se practice? those are some strong legs
>>702504818
27. Of course you are, even though you have the vocabulary and the grammatical tics of a twelve-year-old. I'm 87 years old, by the way; I am just in touch with the youth and down with the kids.
>>702505462
Cock wrangling.
>>702505373
"live fast die young" anon
>>702504139
This 100%. Most of the girls in this thread are pretty fucking hot.
>>702505462
>>702505551
that is half it the other half is pussy (bi)
>>702502983
so you're new here.
>>702505170
i would consider fucking her
>>702505584
Fuck man, ain't never going to die. I've got savings from working way to hard, avoided the drugs myself, and an investment plan. I just hang around slag sometimes.
Just like sex is all.
POST THE GHOSTBUSTERS GIRL
>>702505747
I didn't intend to say you were going to die. Just saying you living the crazy life with those girls xD
>>702498647
Trap.
>>702505779
wow
>>702505829
>>702506049
>>702497184
you know her?
>>702506369
no but i see her posted here a lot. not really means you know who she is? give us more
>>702498364
Great cans. Would titfuck, for sure
>>702498647
/r/ name?
>>702498539
>>702502983
Shit posting at its finest
>>702505829
any new pics?
>>702504461
Same, friend
>>702502173
Chav as fuck XD
>>702507038
trailer trash material. Will get fat and have kids early
>>702507308
is that your granny anon?
>>702507038
Keep going
>>702507308
MIL would fuck though that is one hot body
>>702507303
Do want.
>>702507370
MIL
>>702505919
Was, new slightly less crazy girls now. Plus no sneaking around.
Good life is good.
>>702505505
No, I don't. It's cool that jumping on the grammar wagon is your first port of call. But it's also extremely telling. This is not a debate. We both know I don't type like a 12 year old, so when you say it it just looks like grasping at straws.
"but mah logic says I must be older, cuz my NPD refuses to let me be wrong" learn some humility, child.
>>702507381
jesi ju jebo
>>702507371
No, you keep going, back to (R)eddit, where people give a shit about your limp dick and its wants.
>>702507750
jesi ju ti? ne poznam je ja.. ti je znas?
>>702496861
But i do.
>>702507722
Fix'd for ya;
Learn some humility, child. Then fucking hang yourself.
>>702507750
>>702507893
>>702507893
nisam. kurca je ne poznas sta onda sejvas sve njeno. ne seri i postaj nove fotke
>>702507756
Yep my limp dick needs more. So post it it faggot.
>>702508160
sejvao sam je iz hrvatskih kuja tu na /b/
imas ti sta od nje?
>>702502127
holy shit did she just step out of avatar?
>>702507756
Moar!
>>702508371
Pretty sure I would rwther do the Granny
>>702508422
perfect if you're into weird alien fetishes
>>702508242
If you can't RIS, then you're clearly not old enough to be here. Underage b&
>>702502173
only distinct flaw is the muffin top
>>702502127
>>702502983
>>702503259
>implying you even have a chance with these girls
>implying you even have a chance with girls in general
>implying you can even talk to girls
>implying you don't even have your virginity anymore
Boy howdy
>>702502248
more like "butterball"
> eww, I think I threw up a little in my mouth
>>702502386
Show us your disgusting girlfriend
>>702508549
Just by saying someone is not old enough to be on here doesn't make you a bigger man. Keep making a fool of yourself and turn your computer off for the day. If you're going to be on /b/ then be ready to have people ask for more pictures. Fucking over sensitive millenial
>>702507038
MOAR
>>702508854
Amen brother well said
>>702502173
Who is she?
>>702508371
soulmates
>>702508863
Bad shop more practice
best
http://imgur.com/a/HC5KL
prove me wrong
>>702504461
Rob?
>>702502983
What a jackass
>>702502940
sleep tite, piggers
>>702504797
FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT
>>702503099
I sure hope those boys showed her how it is done
>>702508656
>Flaw
You keep holding out, virgin.
>>702508988
You've never seen a mask before, huh.
>>702508854
So, groveling, and then a tantrum when you don't get what you want? Fix some tendies, it'll be ok lad.
>>702505551
Omg! Can't believe she was born with a hand for a face!
>>702503099
>>702506240
Is there more of her?
>>702508854
You're doing an awful lot of shit talking, and not much searching.
>>702509397
>belittling people on 4chan
>im a big boy!
>>702509571
Isn't that what /b/ is all about?
>>702509629
>>702509748
More Pics less Txts
>>702509022
>http://imgur.com/a/HC5KL
nice
>>702509872
She's a solid 8 mate
>>702510037
Holy shit, someone who agrees with me!
>>702502303
Hot c section scar
>>702510296
Hail Ceaser
>>702502548
dudes dick is fucking tiny
>>702507921
those DSLs though.
>>702507921
She looks like a Nickelodeon cartoon character IRL.
Bitch in the middle, incredible body but the worst, most hideous horse face I have ever seen. She thinks she is hot shit as well
>>702512167
post pics of her face so we can judge
>>702512284
>>702496861
Separated at birth?
We should be told.
>>702512735
no glasses
>>702497070
Not even a butterface quality. Do you even understand what butterface means/?
>>702510250
Sauce?
Most of these I would...
But remember this
Dont look at the mantle piece whilst poking the fire
>>702498054
You have very low standards for what is ugliness.
>>702512735
>>702504818
>Freud
>2016
>>702502127
Splice!!
>>702509022
she's pretty damn fine all around
>>702508371
Friends don't let friends fuck goblins
>>702504295
this is just ugly. body has no attractiveness to overcome her face. Learn what butterface means pal.
>>702509872
A little boyish but not so much that I wouldn't.
>>702513319
Keep it going sir!
>>702502248
Andy milonakis?
>>702496861
amidoinitrite?
>>702508700
Yeah.. would STILL fuck her with that make up on
>>702513203
No idea who it is, but I got these from a thread a week or so ago.
If anyone's got sauce, drop it here.
>>702513674
But not a butterface in any way. just average look and body. NOthing hot about it.
>>702513988
physical embodiment of the word rekt
>>702510540
ok? lol
>>702502548
Holy Shit sauce
>>702513988
Lit a fart with a lighter?
Could be this girl: http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/23/fire-crotch-dancer-viral-video/
>>702504699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=encnQZ66X5I
>>702515490
Is one on left hot?
>>702515490
Not a butterface. Stop posting this shit. Learn what it means nigger.
>>702515846
What DOES it mean tho? Not same anon.
>>702516405
see above picture
>>702496861
wat do you dink about meh bananagirl???
>>702516517
would bang 10/10
>>702513319
More of that hot slut ho(rs)e
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Get it?
I SAID GET IT? FUCKING LMAO
>>702514211
friend's little sister, what do you think ?
>>702517870
That's not a butterface. Would fuck her in a heartbeat
>>702517870
Would smash her back doors in
>>702518095
people seems to think she is the few time I posted her
>>702518219
I would too.
>>702518438
Ohh, wel now with that last picture, I can see why, I guess it's all about the right angle.
>>702518937
Yup, she got a nice body but her face... let's just say at least it's a good face to fuck. also it was nice that I was sometime alone at my friend's home and got to sneak in her room.
>>702519431
Yeah, nice body, but all those different hair colors… well, so much batshit crazy for me.
Anyways, you have more, maybe in a bikini or a tight dress? I'm wanking to her atm
Is it bad when I wanna fuck most of these?
>>702519734
this one ? also want more ?
>>702502983
Someone needs to be heard, how cute.
>>702504983
God dammit now I see Joey Ramones face on her.
>>702520228
Yesplease ,more
>>702520665
got this one when she was a bit younger.
>>702520902
Nice. Any pic on a tight slutty dress
>>702521134
like this ?
>>702521380
Yeah, more like that
>>702521134
or like that ? also if you have questions you're free to ask
>>702521436
she dead?
>>702521457
>>702496861
I lost my virginity to a butterface when I was 12
>>702497248
I think she needs to get rid of the glasses
And better makeup would probably do wonders
>>702497521
Did she have a stroke?
>>702503541
She's fucking hot any nudes
>>702497070
I am really aroused
>>702508700
Kek
>>702521457
>>702502127
>>702513498
Exactly what I thought too
>>702521544
More like this, please!!
How old is she?
Is she a slut or a virgin?
If so, have you fucked her?
Which country?
Does she have sisters?
If so, younger or older?
>>702496861
>>>702521544
>More like this, please!!
>
>How old is she?
>Is she a slut or a virgin?
>If so, have you fucked her?
>Which country?
>Does she have sisters?
>If so, younger or older?
Social security number?
Mothers maiden name?
Blood type?
>>702522121
she's 20, quite a slut, only throatfucked her, we were drunk and I don't even think she remember anything, French, she does have two younger sisters, one is 16 the other is 5.
>>702522209
He said ask questions ffs>>702521467
No one's posted the fucking queen of BF yet? OK I guess I'll post it.
>>702522393
holy shit!
moar?
>>702522393
What in God's name is THAT?
>>702522393
if she fixes her teeth and takes better care of her appearence in general, se would be hot af
>>702522497
It's what populates the midwest
>>702522387
and I'm ok to answer as long as it's nothing too personal.
>>702522322
Great answers, anon
Share more please
The sluttiest pictures you tcouldthink of from her.
>>702504699
That's buttanigger
>>702522646
Have you seen her naked?
Are her boobs perky or saggy?
>>702522684
like this one ?
>>702522803
Kinda. Showing cleavage?
>>702505170
Fuck her 'till she farted
>>702522802
Yes, and perky
>>702522465
Ask and you shall receive
http://m.imgur.com/a/o7Z4r
On a personal note I think she's cute as fuck just in an unusual way.
>>702522881
don't got a lot of those unfortunatly
>>702522939
Does your bro knows you nutted on her lil sis?
>>702522881
start posting actual butterfaces
>>702523115
Holy shit, how many different hair shades has she had?
>>702522393
>queen of BF
The Queen of bladeforums?
>>702523138
Nope, don't have a clue
>>702523014
>>702523265
a lot, quite annoying I agree
>>702496861
Because I don't have shit taste, OP.
>>702523507
have any creep shots?
>>702504699
Shrek is love. Shrek is lice.
>>702505160
Nothing about her is unattractive. You don't understand this thread.
>>702523782
not really, but keep asking if you got more questions
>>702523977
Oh the thread is toabout die, so as my last question is she studying something or she's a failure in life? If so, what is she studying?
