I married a butterface. From the neck down, she is a classic hot-assed PAWG. Think Jewdank, but with paler skin.
The sex is fantastic. She lets me do whatever I want to her. I bang her like a loose shutter in a hurricane.
i have a whole folder on another machine of "unconventional" girls i masturbate to
>I know who she is
LITERALLY the first result you dumb cunt
would not fuck/10
would not fuck
would not fuck
would fuck if she kept the Santa hat on to hide weird fucking forehead
would not fuck
eww! yuck! this is supposed to be a butterface thread, not a fucking-weird-and-goddam-ugly-all-around thread! would not fuck with a stolen dick
Ariel from The Little Mermaid -- would fuck
would not fuck
Adam "Kylo Ren" Driver -- would not fuck
would not fuck, but would let her suck my cock with that big fucking mouth of hers
would not fuck
Vin Diesel and Tom Petty had a daughter -- would not fuck
I threw up in my mouth a little
absolutely would fuck, and would suck and chew those fucking nipples right off
fucking repulsive -- would melt down foil oil/10
would fuck, but only if the kid watched
umm... mmaaayyyybe would fuck...
would fuck (in ass, of course)
Trying awfully hard to prove you're not the twelve year old you really are, are you not? What's the matter, kid? Parents too poor to take you camping for the Labour Day weekend?
"how reality is created" stinks of a kid trying to sound really intelligent and way older than he actually is
If you don't remember the MySpace questionnaires I'm talking about, you won't get the joke. Unfortunately your age holds you back here kid.
Fucked her while hanging out with her bf, he and the party went to McDonald's, it was not even a minute after they left she had her top off.
This would happen randomly for the next five years. Horney as fuck.
You mean to say CHAV.
Also 7/10 would make a litter of chavlettes wit that slut.
"Tell me, Anon, for how long have you had these insecurities?"
How's that armchair psychology serving you kid? You've been so far off the mark so far it's laughable. Gonna carry on?
I'm 27 by the way. Watching kids pretend they know how stuff works is hilarious.
"creating his own reality then criticizing it" put the Freud-by-numbers book down, child. It's embarrassing.
Hey! Ho! Let's Go!
They're forming in a straight line!
Batmotherfuckingshit crazy. Hell I once fucked her and my high as balls ex girlfriend at the same tine once. Both got fucking drunk as shit, my girl got high. they started to fuck. Ex did this sometimes, never let me join in or go to far. Batshit looks me dead in the eye and takes it go waaaaaaaaaaay past the point of not return in ex. High ex was like that.
We got back to my place and just went at it. Came in both, watched them eat each other out till they both came after. Batshit had to go home to her fuck of a boyfriend.
Best part? My ex was so fucking high she didn't remember shit. Just woke up nakid next to me, like usual for a night out. She didn't even remember me being there. Since batshit is well... batshit, she never mentioned it.
Ex still doesn't know it happened. My only regret is not taking pics. Bot making that mistake ever again.
27. Of course you are, even though you have the vocabulary and the grammatical tics of a twelve-year-old. I'm 87 years old, by the way; I am just in touch with the youth and down with the kids.
Fuck man, ain't never going to die. I've got savings from working way to hard, avoided the drugs myself, and an investment plan. I just hang around slag sometimes.
Just like sex is all.
i would appreciate it if there is some?
No, I don't. It's cool that jumping on the grammar wagon is your first port of call. But it's also extremely telling. This is not a debate. We both know I don't type like a 12 year old, so when you say it it just looks like grasping at straws.
"but mah logic says I must be older, cuz my NPD refuses to let me be wrong" learn some humility, child.
>implying you even have a chance with these girls
>implying you even have a chance with girls in general
>implying you can even talk to girls
>implying you don't even have your virginity anymore
Just by saying someone is not old enough to be on here doesn't make you a bigger man. Keep making a fool of yourself and turn your computer off for the day. If you're going to be on /b/ then be ready to have people ask for more pictures. Fucking over sensitive millenial
Holy shit, someone who agrees with me!
Bitch in the middle, incredible body but the worst, most hideous horse face I have ever seen. She thinks she is hot shit as well
No idea who it is, but I got these from a thread a week or so ago.
If anyone's got sauce, drop it here.
More of that hot slut ho(rs)e
I SAID GET IT? FUCKING LMAO
friend's little sister, what do you think ?
people seems to think she is the few time I posted her
I would too.
Yup, she got a nice body but her face... let's just say at least it's a good face to fuck. also it was nice that I was sometime alone at my friend's home and got to sneak in her room.
this one ? also want more ?
got this one when she was a bit younger.
like this ?
or like that ? also if you have questions you're free to ask
>More like this, please!!
>How old is she?
>Is she a slut or a virgin?
>If so, have you fucked her?
>Does she have sisters?
>If so, younger or older?
Social security number?
Mothers maiden name?
she's 20, quite a slut, only throatfucked her, we were drunk and I don't even think she remember anything, French, she does have two younger sisters, one is 16 the other is 5.
No one's posted the fucking queen of BF yet? OK I guess I'll post it.
and I'm ok to answer as long as it's nothing too personal.
like this one ?
don't got a lot of those unfortunatly
Nope, don't have a clue
a lot, quite annoying I agree
not really, but keep asking if you got more questions