do i really have to
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
do i really have to
yes
>>702405973
why is everyone dead
who knows
>>702407944
oh thank fuck you're here
yay
how are you
>>702408499
rainbow cum!
>>702408811
that's usually a bad sign
i'm good
chilling at home with the mom and the puppy
im gay and i want to cum out but im scared what people will think. any help will do
i'm very bored as you can probably tell
>>702409068
Do you know the opinion of your friends on gay people, are they ok with it and are they trustable? Tell them if you can trust them.
Still live with your parents? Don't tell them unless you are absolutely sure that they wont kick you out cause that would get you in trouble.
I came out 4 months ago and it went very well, ask if you got any questions.
>>702405973
yea
but if i do come out my brothers will just make fun of me and will annoy me and i cant really do anything about that
>>702409647
please cure my clinical depression
>>702409688
Awww your life is so hard
my brother tried to kill me
nice did he use a knife
>>702409688
Sometimes you have to show that you are stronger and that you dont care about people's opinions.
Your brothers might still respect you and maybe even more since its such a hard thing to do to come out
>>702409839
here how about i suck your dick and you can tell me all about it
>>702410000
Check my quads
i'm never coming out
i don't want to and it would do more harm than good
>>702410194
stupid
>>702410244
seriously what's the point
>>702409766
I am doing that with herbs, I am surprised it more or less works and I haven't seen the same negative side-effects as prozac shit
>>702410354
you mean weed? cause i'm very much considering it at this point
>>702410337
You're happy with your life the way it is. You're surrounded by people that love and appreciate the real you. You're being true to your nature and everyone who might be interested in you back knows that you're accepting and seeking another male partner.
You're right there's no point in it.
>>702410354
Herbs or THE herb? I didn't take you for a marijuana abuser
>>702410645
weed is fun and its ez to get so hf
>>702410719
i really just don't care.
don't really enjoy being surrounded by people either since i'm a borderline misanthrope
>>702410737
mhm
I wish I could find someone to do a threesome with my bf
does anyone here have a bf or want one?
go away
Check my dubs niggers
>>702411401
I have one and ill see him in 3 hours
>>702411580
must be fun
i see my boyfriend every night
in my dreams
>>702411165
tfw no cute loyal chill femboy stoner bf
>>702411659
>>702411659
>>702411659
>>702411807
What happened to that guy you were seeing?
>>702411652
Yeah hes introducing me to game of thrones and we watch 2 - 3 episodes while in eachothers arms, hugging.
Sometimes we get a little too horny so we pause it and go fuck
>>702410719
gtfo
>>702412264
cute
>>702412095
don't even ask
>>702412392
Poor Para.
>you will never diaper a big dragon and watch him blush as he crinkles around
>>702412490
Im totally fine with that
>>702406993
that's s/fur
>>702412196
why are you here
>>702412473
shit sucks
>>702412689
there are no tits
>>702412689
I don't see tits
>>702412837
there's a vagina.
>>702412924
that's a ballsack you dimwit
>>702412924
Point it out
im scared of being alone save me
>>702413078
see pic
>>702413240
the other one
Mikhaila is a girl
>>702413240
definitely not a vagina/10
>>702413219
you may get even more scared when you're not alone
>>702413514
why?
>>702413571
you will be scared of the possibility of becoming alone again
>>702413752
oh thats tooooooooo scary makes me want to sit in the corner alone
>>702413219
Not with that attitude.
>>702413846
please do
sit in the corner in a fetal position
rock back and forth
>>702414080
>15
Out.
>>702414080
MODS
>>702414357
cant do that my brain cant handle that sorta thing
>>702414080
MODS
Guys, I really need some help.
A guy has asked me out and I accepted, but now I am freaking the hell out. What do I wear? What do I say? What do I do?
>>702414496
Then hit on Snuffles, he's a pedo.
>>702414804
who is snuffles?
>>702414973
huehue
>>702414797
dress to impress, show off a little. don't say anything if you want to. just make sure you go
>>702414797
wear matching clothes.
be honest with him.
talk with him and walk around town.
Basically, don't try. If it works out, it works out. If it doesn't, find someone else. If it's a good date, great. If it's a bad one, you'll have plenty of time to find a better match.
>>702415065
i want to fuck you
>>702413495
Youre the onky one who posted s/fur in this thread
>>702415173
>>702415075
>>702414797
Probably should mention we have been good friends for 16 years
>>702413240
Do you know the position of a vagina vs the one of a scrotum?
>>702415566
Then don't act any differently then you already do. Just dress nice and talk with him like you always have. If you force a change it will be obvious (it always is).
Act natural.
Also, don't think about sex until you're in the bedroom (it will happen either this date or the next). Be safe.
>>702415986
>don't think about sex until you're in the bedroom
Don't I need prep time?
>>702416134
you do that before you go out and you're probably not going to do butt stuff on night one.
ACDC was made to play at incredibly loud volumes
>>702416134
Shit before you shower, clean up nice and clean under there
>>702416340
What should I expect?
>>702416344
>>702416344
>>702416344
>>702416344
yes
>>702416422
this, pretty much.
>>702416518
Don't expect anything. Just let it happen if you're ready. If you're making out or doing it, don't think.
Chances are your first time is going to be awkward, but you'll start to figure each other out with experience.
>>702416422
So I shouldn't go overboard with enemas and stuff like that?
>>702414653
did you get the steam shit faggot
why am i having chest pains
>>702416544
>mfw when Queen comes on next
man if I was drunk, I would be yelling at the top of my lungs with the lyrics
>>702416738
>>702416738
>>702416738
>>702416738
>>702416822
do you smell burnt toast?
>>702410000
WITNESSED
>>702416759
Good to know, I tend to overthink things
>>702416802
No, not really
>>702416911
Me too. Glad I can help out somewhat.
>>702416957
Should I ever really do that? I mean, when do you know if you are properly clean
>>702416825
I do that regardless of intoxication
>>702416822
my guess would be physical panic attack, chest wall spasm, or injured chest wall cartilage. Those are the three that it always is for me. But doctors are things though.
>>702416947
thats really good
are you coughing?
>>702417126
could it be from depression?
>>702417143
no
barry post titties
>>702417112
I never used an enema and have had anal sex with my bf 2 times now, 3 tonight
>>702417310
And it has never been....messy?
post more sergal butt
for science.
>>702417126
fug, this radio station is nice
I dont belt out lyrics unless im on my ass drunk, Friends in Low Places is my favourite when drunk.
>>702417255
just rub it out I guess then, when you start smelling burnt toast or a copper taste in your mouth, then call 911. It means youre having a heart attack
>>702417418
Nope, just lube everywhere lol
I fucking love riding him while he masturbates me
>>702417112
If you stick your finger in your ass and you take shit back with you, you're not clean yet. A little bit is ok. It's honestly not a crazy big deal--basic hygiene is enough.
Also, if you have to take a shit during the night, you probably don't want to do butt stuff.
And USE A CONDOM IF YOUR DOING ANAL.
>>702417526
copper taste?..
yall are gross.
i dont do any buttstuff without a full flush of my insides.
>>702417688
He means iron, from blood.
>>702417618
>>702417556
Thank you so much. I tend to go overboard with enemas, and end up on the toilet all night
>>702417688
ever tasted a penny before?
>>702417820
except not
>>702417893
retard
>>702417893
maybe when i was like 4. i wouldn't remember though
>>702417255
I honestly don't know
>>702417262
here u go
>>702417526
>>702417688
It does not necessarily mean you're having a heart attack, don't try to scare him kaldis. 1: burnt toast is associated with stroke, and even then that's only if said stroke happens in the olfactory part of your brain. 2: Metallic/blood taste in your mouth is also a symptom of hardcore panic attacks. Whether or not to call 911 or seek medical aid is totally up to you, if you feel fine then roll with it. If you're worried something might be up, make a doctors appoint or maybe call 911 if you really feel like your life might be in danger.
>>702418029
reread the thread you simpleton, im talking about the warning sign of a heart attack, not your blood make up.
>>702418068
then just stick to the burnt toast trick.
Im assuming youre young enough that none of this matters, but its still a thing.
How have you been goat?
>>702418262
no, your titties
>>702418068
see
>>702418262
Barry is gud with this
i want to see barrys titties
>>702418262
i tend to feel chest pains when i'm more depressed than usual, so probably that's the cause
>>702418264
been pretty shit
Is Barry the Mayor of Titty City?
>>702418556
is there a way out of this state that you can think of?
>>702418355
I've danced around that circle more times than I can count at this point so I'm pretty familiar with it.
>>702418556
You do you my dude, stay alive.
>>702418347
>>702418517
>>702418546
I will do no such thing
you don't know love until you've seen barry's titties
>>702412336
so was that a yes or no
Changes - David Bowie
>>702418697
fug, shits the worse with serious medical emergencies
>>702418687
all that comes to mind is drugs and alcohol
>>702418697
i often wonder how long i'll live and if i might die young. at certain times my resting pulse is at 120, which is not a good sign
tuuuurn and face the strange
>>702419196
IF WUN MO LABEL TRY TA STOP ME
>>702419096
that will almost certainly worsen your disposition.
I would not suggest it.
Do you like juice?
>>702419196
Because you got to Ch-Ch-CHANGE and face the world!
>>702419375
depends on what kind of juice
>>702419446
Try to kick back something like that and not alcohol or drugs.
I always condone physical exercise when someone or I are down, its much more relaxing for me than drinking.
>>702419775
i've heard that many times before...
Do you-a speak-a my language?
>>702420190
then clearly people are trying to help you then, do you ever follow suit though?
>>702420443
rarely
>>702420541
whys that
Oh god. I just realized I don't know half the people here anymore.
>>702420741
it feels like a desperate and meaningless endeavor
Good.
>>702421091
Oh, Snarf.
At least I'll always have you.
>>702421247
Eh, I'm barely active these days.
>>702420998
well then youve hit full circle, youre the only one who can help yourself.
you have people who are willing to help you, but its up to you to if you want to change things.
>>702420998
Hey you missing out on some free shit on Warframe.
>>702421384
I'll take that as a good thing.
I don't recall us liking eachother.
>>702421449
apparently my want for everything to just disappear is far greater than my want to attempt to change things
>>702421510
you mean the orokin catalyst? i got that
>>702421510
What're they giving out now?
>>702421520
No. You're too much of a bitch for me to get along with.
>>702421950
That's fine. I prefer my friends with a tad more in the back anyhow.
Mornin sunshines
>>702422087
Good morning.
GOOD MORNING!
It's great to stay up late.
>>702422189
Have you actually watched that movie though?
>>702422087
sup nef
>>702421817
well you got bite down and push through it if you want things to be better
>>702422369
Yes.
I've seen a lot of the old movies.
I think I'll wake you now and hold you
Tell you again the things I told you
Behold, I give you the morning
I give you the day
>>702422423
i'm too weak-willed
>>702422087
When is the wench going to start bringing home little boys in skirts for you?
>>702422423
Not much
Chillin after work
>>702422567
Noice
oh and the animus were here earlier. Colb, Test, etc
>>702422868
Test says he wasnt.
You mean in an anime thread?
>>702422868
nice, is everything back to normal after your back issue? How is your back btw at that too?
>>702422836
then I dont know what to tell you
>>702422844
We actually considered having a threesome with a local trap, but in the end the kind of dudes I am attracted to are fantasies that don't really exist in real life.
>>702423030
Yeah, they had their own thread.
>>702423146
It's going pretty well. I haven't relapsed or anything which is good.
>>702423239
Hope there isnt' another move.
>>702423239
its got to be weird af going from the drug dosage you were taking to being sober.
and im assuming your into dudes that look like pitou?
>>702421817
I bought 80 potatoes :P
>>702421950
Blue and gold potatoes
>>702423639
with plat?
>>702422703
Give me ear scritches.
>>702423239
Was it a meth-head too?
>>702423750
yeah, i got 4k plat to go.
>>702423639
Did you do your exercises today?
>>702423818
please tell me you bought that with -75% off
>>702423639
Eh.
>>702423496
Who knows?
I think they were getting bored with the lack of people there
>>702423632
Nah. I mean that would be amazing but nah. More just it would have to be a dude who was like a perfect being physically.
>>702423760
Of course not
>>702424032
define physically perfect. Thats really general tbf.
What is Winter like in Aus?
>>702423861
Not yet. I'll do them in a few hours.
>>702423909
Nah -75% never drop for me. Bought them on darvo's last day.
>>702424032
Then should've gone for it. For the wench.
>>702424235
In Perth, it doesn't get below 0 C
>define physically perfect.
hard to describe
busy
will explain soonish
>>702425659
man that must be nice, in the heart of winter were always below 0C, and the wind kills and bites.
>>702423760
Fine, fine. There you go
>>702425890
It feels cold to me, I'm used to hot temperatures
>>702426882
your winters would be that of our mid-late falls.
Our first snow tends to come right after Thanksgiving here.
Your hot though is a dry heat too, our humidity can be terrible.
>>702413998
where can I find this guys stuff
went through his galleries on the sites listed on his tumblr and didnt even see this or anything of this quality
Are there two gfur artists with this name
guess whos wasted
hint: its me
literally who
>>702429927
i dont know, some faggot
>>702430092
hey fag, post dick
HOMOS!!!!
>>702427445
I do not get snow at all down here
I'm not sure how to explain what I said before. No living person could live up to the imaginary trap in my mind, you get me?
and I am not particularly attracted to dudes. They would need to be that impossible imaginary trap
>>702430333
w-why
>>702430478
Cause he like 'em ;)
Queer-mo-sexuals!!
>>702430848
Yess! Wooooh!!
>>702430780
hes gay then
Hi guys,
Whatcha fags doin?
>>702430478
cause you wasted and you want to show it off.
What's goin' on
>>702431068
Surprise!
>>702431166
Had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday
So loopy still on pain pills
You?
Illuminati take shits....I have seen it. they said that the shit made poop kids. And that is why I smell the salmon of health.
https://youtu.be/zKzR3yIeZ70
>>702431123
watching the room spin
>>702431141
d-do i?
>>702431309
Today was a travel day, I'm currently in a brand new state, starting first year at my new (and hopefully last) high school on Monday.
>>702431639
Same!!
>>702431661
Why is a child like you in here? Don't you know furries are pedophiles?
>>702431812
I love furries, I love older guys, and I'm 18 so it's legal.
Honestly though I like talking to strangers it's fun.
>>702431812
i think i drank maybe... 8 shots? i lost count
why is your room spinning
>>702432061
Ohhook, just wanna make sure you know this realm
Reminds me of me when I was 18
>>702432175
Pain meds
Had my wisdom teeth yanked out yesterday
senior year is a lot of fucking around
they're only keeping you there because they have to
>>702431639
Yeah but start with just a undies butt shot.
>>702432491
I had to take one class each day
Some kids just wanna josh around
who is the oldest person here
im turning 24 next week
>>702432698
If Snarf wasn't my bitch bear I'd give you a peep
>>702432375
Yeah I love this stuff.
>>702432491
Unfortunately this boarding school does not allow 1-year students...so I'm redoing Junior year for like no fucking reason. It's a long long story why I'm even going and stuff. I swear on my life I'm not an idiot. Just gotta do 2 years at this school...it seems pretty cool.
>>702432852
Happy birthday in advance. Turning 21 myself in two months
>>702432749
that's insanity
90 minute school days?
>>702432852
27
>>702432977
21 is a sweet year
enjoy it man
>>702432852
I turned 23 yesterday :p so I'm not sempi
>>702432985
Yeah
K-6 Elementary
7-8 Middle
9-12 High
Got so many things done, got an honors diploma and 2nd year one no class same for 3rd year and 4th year 3 no classes
4 classes each day
A set and B set
>>702433112
I'll try to :)
>>702433257
so you got your wisdoms pulled on your birthday.
fuck that sucks. i'd be raging like a woman if that happened to me.
>>702432698
i don't know if i should
>>702432375
why was that? couldn't clean them properly? my dad had his taken out because of that
>>702432852
heh, im still 18
>>702433257
I don't think they allow that where I live
I'm happy for you though
>>702433563
There are worse ways to go I guess. At least it wasn't raining, eh?... Hopefully
>>702432852
>old
27
>>702430435
I got yeh
kek, like hourlgass figure and stuff?
went to eat sorry
>>702433563
Legal drugged up on good stuff
On paid vacation for 4 days
Best present ever
>>702433575
Small mouth
Bottom left was side ways and messing my jaw up and losing hearing
>>702433651
Mehhh Utah
Home of highest autism
How are the mid 20's in terms of fun?
>>702433054
>>702433812
twinsies
>>702433945
that's mormon country right? that makes some sense then.
>>702434154
it's like being 21 but you are not 21
>>702433899
More than that, but yeah you get what I mean
>>702434154
it's like any other fucking point in your life after 21: pointless and full of pain+bottled up rage
>>702434334
Nice. I'm kinda excited for 21. Since turning 18 I haven't done any cool adult stuff.
Don't wanna smoke cigs really, will probably vote but damn what a shitty election year, and I haven't fugged yet.
>>702434512
so u gonna post titties or not
>>702434154
1920's?
Absolutely fun.
YOUR 20's?
Absolutely shit.
>>702434512
Thanks, someone said it
>>702434512
>>702434794
but why though
>>702434752
>>702434512
well then maybe dying soon isn't a bad idea
>>702431123
dam son, gimme dat sauce tho
>>702433945
notice any difference now?
>>702434154
You are stuck in a white, doorless, one window room. The window outside is small but just big enough to see all types of people doing things you dont get to do.
>>702434943
>>702434569
maybe
>>702434901
because you live every day pissing away money on menial bullshit "necessities" while bashing your head against whatever job you have, whether it be good or bad it's still bashing.
>>702434901
I guess it doesn't apply to absolutely everyone, but I can already tell my 21st birthday will be like most others
>>702434903
Do you have a decent way of making enough money to live comfortably with yourself, and a decent social group you enjoy interacting with?
Are you on the track to having the above?
If not, enjoy your apparently swift death in the eaves.
today i had a really good pulled pork sandwich so i consider it a good day
its only polite to pay your own funeral costs.
>>702435215
>>702435102
>>702435057
fuck guys ;_;
okok I'm just not gonna think about how awful life is, I'm just gonna think about when I finally hook up with some bangin' hot dude for the first time. I still have stuff to look forward to.
Was it Long Pork?
>>702435215
I have the above and I still hate everything. Getting older is hell regardless of social/whatever standing.
>>702435471
Nothing matters, so it doesn't matter that nothing matters. Do whatever you want.
>>702434242
Yeah
>>702434994
Yeah, jaw no lock up when eating and my hearing returned
it might have been
i'm not picky about length
>>702435692
dude
>>702435565
Honestly, good outlook bro.
Nihilism, Hedonism, good shit.
I don't feel a strong draw towards contributing a ton to society. I love certain things in life and I wanna do them. Other stuff can suck my ass.
>>702435471
>just gonna think about when I finally hook up with some bangin' hot dude for the first time
You don't sound too hard to please so life might be just for you.
>>702435908
>being a parasite
No wonder you've turned to such shite philosophies.
>>702435807
dude
>>702436054
Dude I'll be honest I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
I know the basics of what those things are but I seriously don't know what I'm going to do with my life.
Being a kid is being a parasite because we don't do shit.
>>702436269
Dude
Ma'am
>>702435471
I have nothing to look forward to. No one im attracted to will date me. Those who will settle for sex with me is purely out of pity and some twisted sense of "Holier than Thou" narcissism in being better than me.
Every year I become more jaded and bored with this existence. Sex parallels in this same sense and is no longer an option.
There is nothing in life
>>702436269
Long Pork means people. The other, other white meat
>>702436502
oh
i didn't know that
it was actual pork pork
>>702435664
that's good news, and your room is spinning too.
it's a win win.
man this thread got depressing real quick
>>702436473
I love you though
>>702436473
:/ wow man sorry that sounds rough. Hope stuff can bet better for you.
>>702436473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIyRfJKgKQQ
>>702436338
Have you considered you're just too stupid to live?
You're like one of those people on the cusp of waking to the gravity of reality or rather, have swallowed so many false ideas about life that have failed to appear in your own.
Grasp at what base pleasures you must and then die if it pleases you.
>>702436899
Dude I'm not too stupid to live I know that for a fact.
Some shitty stuff has happened in my life and I know it can suck. However, I know that life has a lot of good to it, and just because something hasn't happened yet in my life doesn't mean it never will.
>>702436694
Katia's opinion if far greater than yours, idiot.
