>When you're dreaming you're having sex and then you wake up before you get it on.
i had dream sex three times
one of them was an anthro too
>when you're dreaming that somebody loves you and then you wake up
Thats about when I contemplate drinking in the morning.
drinking is for squares
and those who can afford a drinking habit
but drinking is best to avoid being neurotic at 3am
just lie in bed half the day instead
nice reaction pic
I debate on exercise and eating or getting alcohol to feel better.
I like alcohol better because its a surefire thing.
>not drinking and exercising
Drunk night hikes are the best.
I wish I had more sex dreams the only ones I can remember are of me having sex with this girl i knew from high school that overdosed, it was the only time I ever had a wet dream. Sometimes I wonder if the dead can communicate across dimensions through dreams.
holy shit that's adorable.
Literally 99% of bear sonas are barra, which is nice because they're sexy.
However, I want to find more cute skinnier bear sonas because that's me.
I dont like going out unless its fall or winter, I dont like seeing other people.
I enjoy calling you domes though
hows the homefront?
A HIKE is typically in the WOODS and usually they are barren of other folk, especially at night.
Skinnier bears? No such thing. It looks weird. No offense.
There are no woods out here.
home is nice
had a bunch of nice home cooked meals, chatted it up with the moms
i'm excited cause i ordered some gamecube games to play at the dorm when i get back
IRL yes I am definitely an otter. I just don't like otter furries that much :/
Lucky duck you, what games?
Do you have much homework? And whats the latest gossip?
You're fucking with me now, stop talking to me.
metroid prime, pikmin 1 & 2, and zelda collectors edition
all the homework i have left is just reading and annotating.
i don't know. barry has huge tits
.......Yeah they are. I just don't feel like being one.
I love being a doggo tbh.
Zelda Collectors edition is sick. TTYD as well.
i'm forcing this now
you NEED to have sweet jugs.
it's his boyfriends favorite part of him
all i'm reading are poems by Marie de France, namely Eliduc and Bisclavret
melee is alright, i've been meaning to play it more. i just love having smash on 3ds
if I had nice tits, I'd let you fuck them
i'd fuck them if it were possible. sadly, titties doesn't have pussies
i thought about it but i didn't really want an rpg type game
>he doesnt enjoy the simplicity of kissing the neck
P H I L L I S T I N E
I know not of the french you speak of.
Im sure whatever suburban hellhole you inhabit could use some trees, or at least is less populous at night.
neck kissing is hot
yeah me neither
both are poem about people doing people things
Im not planting trees
This is true.
I'm debating on how far to travel to go to one. There's a little bar about 15 minutes away from me, but it gets packed pretty quick.
Maybe I can go into Los Angeles or West Hollywood and see what all the hooplah is about.
I know the scene of West Hollywood is better espacially around the beach area. So thats a thing
I really enjoy hickeys, both giving and taking.
Sounds romantic, is it in French?
California seems awesome I'm jealous.
the sensation of getting a hickey is super cool. makes you squeal
it's about breakup stuff. it's translated from french
Cali is shit, only thing there is fruits and nuts.
It's a better gay community out there. But I'm just scared about drinking too much and having to drive back. Uber/Lyft would be a lot back to my house.
It's good, just expensive. I honestly would rather live in Oregon or Utah or something.
Apparently Pokémon GO hunting out there is good.
Hey, pretty drunk, how's everyone
im into bitting, I like hearing the other person lament while the arch their back into it.
Is the poem in broken english? I know going from spanish to english can be probelmatic at times.
If you do go out, just be careful, be mindful of the time, and the bars would be more than willing to serve you water. People understand at clubs are more than understanding as to why youre sobering up.
I've been out there once. It wasn't too bad, especially when you're used to the chaos of Orange County and all that. It was quiet and nice.
Oh no, trust me, I know the whole routine. I'm good at not doing stupid shit when I'm drunk. Luckily I'm one of the smarter people to know when to drive and not to drive.
I'm sorta' used to it after taking care of so many of my friends.
well that's kinda weird. are you a sadist?
no. the translator did a good job filling in the gaps
Alright, understood. Maybe Oregon. It seems nice enough.
You can be whoever you want to be, baby.
nono IRL I love being an otter.
I'm talking like fursona status I like being a doggo.
>mfw my captcha is also 1942
now go have fun yah goose
No idea, I just really love the sound of someones short breathe as they moan. Tongues are meant to go everywhere.
Noice, you never answered my question, what games did you pick up?
no kidding. do you also like breathing short-ly as you moan?
actually i did answer that question. review my post
Yes, it means that someone is doing a bang-up job.
Very solid choices, Wind Waker is one of my favourite games, especially its OST.
>a bang-up job.
my fucking nigger. i got wind waker in the living room with the other games i'm gonna be taking.
it means a wonderful job
Man, youre about to get comfy dude. I would turn down the AC and get a thick blanket, and power through those as much as possible.
that's a weird phrase. are you sure you're american?
it's already fucking freezing at the dorm. everything i got is t h i c c , but it will be nonetheless a fun time.
i especially look forward to playing oot/mm again, and if i changed at all for the gamecube
Im a mix, I swear. I hate the imperical unit system unless its for speed. Anything else can go fuck itself. I really dont care for American Football either, there are better sports.
thicc is bae, comfy is hometown.
My roommates have a wii, I now have to resist the urge to spend money on a GC controller and WW again.
Could you be so kind and send me your GC and WW?
any sport that isn't swimming i don't care about.
FUCK NO THIS IS MINE.
nigga just buy this http://www.gamestop.com/games/the-legend-of-zelda-the-wind-waker/20497
Suck my dick first.
swimming is second nature for me at this point, watching it is great because I have an appreciation for it, but training, at the level I would have had to step up to. Would have just been out right horrid.
yes, but the bruising isnt as refined as it would be on the neck.
it's just fun man
feels good and looks reaaaally good
>isn't as refined
puh-leaaase. you wouldn't want to go around wearing one of those on your neck anyways. mega embarrassing.
wait what swimming or WW?
much rather play Water Polo, swimming sucks
>you wouldn't want to go around wearing one of those on your neck anyways
its quite humorous really, its fun to ask who the lucky lady/guy was to the person with the hickey as they stumble over their words.
both are fun.
kaldis stop being terrible kthx
it might sound fun to you but let me tell you from personal experience, it's terrifying.
Water Polo >>> Swimming
and absolutely not. I have to start swimming more soon, and I am not looking forward to it at all.
Just rock it with a smile, its what I do.
let me tell you the story
i was in an elevator with this guy that i really really liked at the time, and my ex bf gave me a nice purple hickey like right under my chin so i couldn't hide it. we were both aware eachother were gay, so he straight up was like "so, rough night?" and i was so uncomfortable. there was nowhere to run and i was stuck in that elevator for the most unbearable 30 seconds of my life.
I love both swimming and water polo.
I should have swam competitively when I was younger since I want to start soon. I'm decent at freestyle naturally, other 3 strokes I'm trash.
Played water polo a couple times for fun with friends and it was a blast. Organized by one friend who is sick at it, he pulled me under the water and I thought I was going to drown. Fun times.
We will create a drama after you
>the gay and not so gay stories of the life of Domes
But that sucks man, did your ex break up with you that night before hand? Or why did you have one that prominent?
the time line makes no sense
i could just do a gay spinoff version of Everybody Hates Chris and it would fit.
nah my ex broke up with me like a couple months afterwards. at that point in the relationship i wanted to split and he kept trying to convince me not to with sexytime and stuff, looking back on it he did a lot of things that were like dominant or showing "ownership" in a way like the hickey. he knew i liked that guy.
i only referred to him as my ex cause he's now my ex.
I fucking hate that. Cockblocked by my own subconscious.
I wouldn't say slutty. But I've been around the block a handful of times.
What makes you a bigger slut than demos?
It seems like we have competition for, "Biggest slut in the thread."
Demos is far from a slut. Snarf just makes him out to be for more social interaction between people that will never talk to him by choice.
I have never heard of the show before, is it any good?
That makes more sense now, did you ever keep in contact with the other guy?
Is that you bones?
Idunno. my sister used to watch it a lot and she loved it.
Nope, my ex eventually got fed up with me and left. Other guy mysteriously dropped out.
It turns out that a collapsing magnetic field within an inductor can generate stupidly high voltages.
How about you come into my room to punish you then?
I shall look else where then for things to watch.
Well thats good, he sounds kind of like a bitch for not being better to you. Did the other guy just leave one day?
That's an ass, alright.
Shit he hasnt been ariund in forever
lets watch s1 simpsons
he was the bitchiest of bitches.
yeah, someone who lived in the hall told me they moved out. never caught wind of it until like a month after.
>tfw you finish two assingments due tue and thur b/c theyre that easy
its a good feeling
Sorry for misplacing you, who are you sir?
id be down for that, that or Aliens by Ridley, how do you want to go about that?
that is quite a predicament, I would avoid any further research on him, he might not want anyone knowing.
idunno. i kinda want to sleep soon to be honest.
i'm not interested in him anymore anyways
it is getting late for your time too, Im equally as tired, but I probably wont think about sleeping until another half hour or so.
well thats good
would you like to figure out a way to watch it? or would you like to do it another time?
Sounds good, until then, good night Domes.