Hey /b/ really need your guys help. Just checked into a hotel in San Francisco and the bathroom absolutely stinks of fresh weed. I've checked everywhere and I'm fairly sure it must be in this small hatch above the bath tub. However it needs a key to get in but it doesn't look like a proper key whole. Any of you fags work in hotels and know how I can get into this?
Could also be in over head vent but just seems too much of a cliché
Flat head or a knife should jam in there. Uhm what ssomthing in a room you could use have any paperclips is it like a masterlock? a bet over razor blade btu you really need a screwdriver,
That's what I thought but the lock suggests a key
>file you work I didnt think of that. But fuck im a guy so I normally dont have that.
C'mon man, this isn't rocket science. You just need to jam something in there and twist hard enough.
Im not op this dudes at a hotel. Unless he ordered room service the availability is slim unless he hits a gas station for makeshift tools.
there must be another way.
Come on on whats in there man. Whats the worst that can happen?
You never know. Dude how often is that nig box checked by chinese cleaning lady dude.... it would be too easy. Smut is worth money and if you have not seen many porn sites then you will see sneak holes and shit being used all the time.
You never know dude.
>doesn't even knife or multi-tool
here's some ascii ass cause you don't deserve actual noodz
Okay good op. At least we know. That could be a good hiding spot if you chose what you were going to do with it. I mean unless you didnt care to look at it whos really going to open it. check on the inside of the walls taped for goodies.
Files on nail clippers will break, but good advice overall.
I know this is extremely likely but there's always hope. Plus smells fresh (Un smoked) and is too strong to be coming from another room I think
just in case
did you even check the bathroom vent? or did you go straight to the painted over lock, cause that's obviously fresh paint right? thing is sealed and probably hasn't been opened since the hotel opened.
Think about this op
>not high security
>"key" should be really simple massed produced
>what tools do you have access to
>paper clips are your best friend
>wire coat hangers (not just for quick abortions)
Got them both out but the vent is sealed shut with paint along the edges.
Also to those saying just pry the hatch open I have almost nothing to that with and the lock would stop it from opening surely.
If I say anything retarded that's cos I'm retarded.
Use nail clippers or other sharp object to cut through the paint at the edges and pull that fucker down.
Tried but nail clippers aren't working and have nothing else remotely like a tool. Getting nowhere. And since both options are sealed with dry paint I'm guessing it was just coming from another room. May just give up at this point.
Grab that fucking vent and pull as hard as you can. It's only paint holding it not glue. It'll Stay back on once you screw it shut again.
Sorry if incoherent drunk as fuck relying on autocorrect
Just noticed that someone has definately repainted around the vent to reseal. Hard to see but it's there
If you take that vent off its going to peel the fuck out of the paint on the ceiling if you don't cut around it first, those hotels use cheap as latex paint and it will peel and hotel will be like "the fuck bro".
Not if he places the vent back on EXACTLY like it was before he took it off. Dampen the side you stick to the ceiling LIGHTLY before doing so and press on with a damp cloth once rescrewed, warm water like those temp tattoos
Other people in my room are wanting to sleep now and me attempting to cut paint with clippers is loud as fuck so imma call it a night. Look for a similar thread tomorrow tho you beautiful faggots.
Will try this tomorrow
Not around the hatch, only the vent has the outline of paint
Believe me no one wants me to get in there more than me. Used to smoking every other day and haven't smoked in like 2 weeks
Don't worry I will be timestamp on its way, felt like getting g creative anyways. Plus can comfirm weed smell still here
Best timestamp ever.
Yeah man sporks for the win. It was my first attempt at opening the vent
Keep on it op. Pic related for motivation
Where all these people coming from all of a sudden?
>given up for today come back tomorrow for new thread
>too lazy to actually wright tldr
Sorry for being such a retard and not knowing the months so here's a pic of my weak skinny ass sun burnt arms cos I thought it was funny.
I keep using snapchat cos I already had the app open and yes I'm just that lazy.
England ftw. Probably last post btw so cya fags tomorrow.
>Being so fucking retarded you forget to attach a photo
Pfffffffffffff were done with that shit for tonight. Also read back in the thread I have zero tools. I've been using nail clippers for fucks sake.
You are of course forgiven anon
Also loving the fact people are hanging around
It's ok we all think a jacksaw is real sometimes
Ngl I'm just proud to have a successful thread for once. My first ever thread a few years back I posted some guys deets cos he was a dickhead edgy emo kid. Short story I immediately got banned for it before any replies. Oh the good ol days.
im working at a hotel right now as i type this lol.
if you went down to the front desk and the guy looks chill ask him for the key and tell him you will split the weed with him.
if this shit happened to me id be so down to find the keys to the hatch and locate the weed.
just ask u fag!
if anything hes gonna say no and just call the police the next morning.
or u can tamper with the lock and possible find nothing and get a 300 dollar fine.
Fuck that I might as well just spend the money on weed. Even I'm not that retarded.
>These fucking capatchas
>MFW went into bathroom like 3 hours ago to have a shower
>Spend hours searching for weed
>Now in bed and forgot to shower
I see brit fags on here all the goddamned time, you must be on At some normie hour for your timezone.
Either that or they're all in the I can't understand the constitution threads.