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Hey /b/ really need your guys help. Just checked into a hotel in San Francisco and the bathroom absolutely stinks of fresh weed. I've checked everywhere and I'm fairly sure it must be in this small hatch above the bath tub. However it needs a key to get in but it doesn't look like a proper key whole. Any of you fags work in hotels and know how I can get into this?
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Here's an up close pic of the key hole.
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Could also be in over head vent but just seems too much of a cliché
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Keyhole looks like painted over screw
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Your neighbors are prolly smoking it. Get a fucking flathead and pry it silly.
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Self bump because thirsty for weed
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dude i bet there is a camera in there or something
you are in the bathroom lol. Anybody else catch this?
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>>702323738
this
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>>702323876
Can't pry it open there is a lock as you can in pic if you zoom in

>>702323738
If you zoom in on pic you can see the lock next to key hole so must be a key hole
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>>702323990
Why would there be a camera in a bathroom?
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>>702323990
Cameras in bathrooms are illegal, tard.
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It's not a lock it's a 2x4 the screw needs something to go into
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Flat head or a knife should jam in there. Uhm what ssomthing in a room you could use have any paperclips is it like a masterlock? a bet over razor blade btu you really need a screwdriver,
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>>702324213
exactly but the person has the key to it. This guy doesn't know that. nobody does.
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>>702324816
That isn't a lock, it looks like it has threads for a screw in it..
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>>702324962
That's what I thought but the lock suggests a key
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>>702325226
It doesn't look like theres any pins in there..

Got a screw driver or a knife? See if it will just rotate
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>>702325486
Gonna try a nail file now
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>>702325807
Godspeed OP, keep us updated
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Edges of the screw/lock seem to be painted over so not sure what to do with that. Working on the vent tho
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keep us updated
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>>702325807
file you work I didnt think of that. But fuck im a guy so I normally dont have that.
>>702326304
Curious myself.
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bump for interest.
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>>702326483
>file you work I didnt think of that. But fuck im a guy so I normally dont have that.
butter knife

C'mon man, this isn't rocket science. You just need to jam something in there and twist hard enough.
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>>702326656
yeah thats what im thinking you never know. I guess im just a tin foil hat kinda guy.
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>>702326724

Im not op this dudes at a hotel. Unless he ordered room service the availability is slim unless he hits a gas station for makeshift tools.

there must be another way.

Come on on whats in there man. Whats the worst that can happen?
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>>702324289
>no one will ever put cameras in bathrooms cause the law says so
>>especially not in a hotel
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OP here can't find nail clippers(not file just me being retarded) looking for something else now. Don't let thread die out
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>>702324816
do another like this, but line the camera lens up square with the lock
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>>702327037

Anything that is flat and can fit in that hole to put torque on the bitch will work..
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>>702327023
You never know. Dude how often is that nig box checked by chinese cleaning lady dude.... it would be too easy. Smut is worth money and if you have not seen many porn sites then you will see sneak holes and shit being used all the time.

>>702327023

You never know dude.
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As a locksmith this frustrates me.
Godspeed op
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>>702322925
access panel for plumbing above
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So op what is in there? The suspense is killing us. Did OP bail?
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>doesn't even knife or multi-tool
fucking pleb.
here's some ascii ass cause you don't deserve actual noodz
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>>702322925


Somebody in another room is smoking and you're smelling it thru the air ducts. You're not going to find a secret stash of weed behind that door /b/ro
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>>702327484
Okay good op. At least we know. That could be a good hiding spot if you chose what you were going to do with it. I mean unless you didnt care to look at it whos really going to open it. check on the inside of the walls taped for goodies.
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>>702327216
Files on nail clippers will break, but good advice overall.
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it's called a fucking crowbar nigger

if you don't have one just pry that bitch open with a sturdy piece of metal.
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>>702327504
>impressive
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>>702327652
Yes, lets destroy the paint and probably the surrounding wood
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>>702327213
Here

>>702327586
I know this is extremely likely but there's always hope. Plus smells fresh (Un smoked) and is too strong to be coming from another room I think
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>>702327652
jimmy would be better
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Its a metal frame
the bolt only engages the frame 1/4"
pry between door and frame at bolt pops open easily
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>>702327316
b8
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>>702327859
That hasn't been opened in some time, look how the paint has dried; also I think I've been in the same hotel. You on O'Farrell st?
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just in case >>702328107
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>>702327859
did you even check the bathroom vent? or did you go straight to the painted over lock, cause that's obviously fresh paint right? thing is sealed and probably hasn't been opened since the hotel opened.
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look in toilet tank
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>>702328134
keep it up
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>>702327859
Think about this op
>no pins
>not high security
>"key" should be really simple massed produced
>what tools do you have access to
>paper clips are your best friend
>wire coat hangers (not just for quick abortions)
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>>702328351
shit in the tank!!!! If dubs you fucking do it!!!!
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>>702328247
much clever
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>>702328194
geary
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>>702328134
if it were in the vent you wouldnt smell that pulls air from room to prevent humidity / mold
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Got them both out but the vent is sealed shut with paint along the edges.

Also to those saying just pry the hatch open I have almost nothing to that with and the lock would stop it from opening surely.

If I say anything retarded that's cos I'm retarded.
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dont you dare fucking die on me
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>>702328486
The nazareth?
Geary and post
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call sheriff K-9 will find stash
>profit
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>>702324289
So is weed hidden in a bathroom, ultra tard.
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>>702328538
Use nail clippers or other sharp object to cut through the paint at the edges and pull that fucker down.
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Knock knock room service
>drug owner has returned
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cut the paint, nobody will notice
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>>702329056
Tried but nail clippers aren't working and have nothing else remotely like a tool. Getting nowhere. And since both options are sealed with dry paint I'm guessing it was just coming from another room. May just give up at this point.
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knock on neighbors door threaten to call police unless they share
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>>702329407
don't forget toilet tank
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>>702329407
Grab that fucking vent and pull as hard as you can. It's only paint holding it not glue. It'll Stay back on once you screw it shut again.

Sorry if incoherent drunk as fuck relying on autocorrect
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>>702329407
Never give up.
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If room has stove lift up burner top great hiding place
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>>702329680
Absolutely nothing to grip onto
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Only dope in room is you OP
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/thread
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Also not sure if smell has gone or if I've just been in here too long and can't smell it anymore. You know how it is.
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keep working at it
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>>702329902
<3
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check the toilet and under furniture, search every corner in that room like you're looking for a bug planted by the cia
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give yersel a swirly post pic save yourself from tarddom
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>>702329872
Put fingers in through the squares. They aren't razors it'll be fine
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>>702327219
>"boop"
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tie lamp cord in screen attach other end around neck jump off shitter
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>>702330140
Too small to fit
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>>702330229
Aight I'll try this next
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This whole situation makes me think of one of those "escape the room" puzzle games.
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>>702330230
Loop a shirt or some cloth into the two metal squares and pool

>I don't even smoke
>in school to be a cop
>just wanna see how this fucking ends
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Checked absolutely everywhere but these 2 things. Hope almost completely gone at this point.
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Just noticed that someone has definately repainted around the vent to reseal. Hard to see but it's there
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If you take that vent off its going to peel the fuck out of the paint on the ceiling if you don't cut around it first, those hotels use cheap as latex paint and it will peel and hotel will be like "the fuck bro".
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>>702330687
That's just from painters filling in, they roll on most of the paint and then use a brush to get paint between roller lines and hard edges
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Bumpery bump
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>>702330730
Not if he places the vent back on EXACTLY like it was before he took it off. Dampen the side you stick to the ceiling LIGHTLY before doing so and press on with a damp cloth once rescrewed, warm water like those temp tattoos
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Other people in my room are wanting to sleep now and me attempting to cut paint with clippers is loud as fuck so imma call it a night. Look for a similar thread tomorrow tho you beautiful faggots.
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>>702322925
What hotel dude? I'm in San Francisco too.
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>>702330687
just chip away at where you think the metal meets the ceiling. Once you get it started itll peel off easily
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Try using a quarter, OP. It should only take a 1/4 turn to unlock it.
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Use a coin to cut paint
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>>702331023
fuck you OP
prove you're real faggot
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curb stomp yourself on toilet bowl
use pieces of teeth to cut paint
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/bait
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>>702331011
WTF Op. Don't be this much of a faggot. Tbh I'd bust a hole in the fucking vent and that stupid plumbing access panel.
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>>702331023
NO PLEASE DONT LEAVE US HANGING

ILL SLICE MY WRISTS IF YOU STAY
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>>702331287
Will try this tomorrow

>>702330914
Not around the hatch, only the vent has the outline of paint

Believe me no one wants me to get in there more than me. Used to smoking every other day and haven't smoked in like 2 weeks
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>>702331489
Give us a sec got no pens or owt so I'll have to get creative
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Drag a coin hard against the vent outline, will cut that paint easily
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>>702332400
Or a debit/credit/Insurance card
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>>702332466
Or OPs baby penis
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>>702332466
Or license
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>>702332345
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>>702332789
Awkward moment when you find a pen and have to dissapoint anon
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OP here, i found an object thin enough to use so i can slice the paint.

Now can somebody tell me how to reach my penis to the vent?
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>>702333162
Good one m9 as the REAL OP I sure do feel silly now
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The people in the room next to you probably just toked. Screencapped for stupidity.
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take bible to pawn shop trade for screw driver
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>>702333487
Screencap away my friend as I said at the start of the thread that's probably what was happening but I was bored and was clinging to the promise of free weed
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Op are you gonna open it?
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OP I just got baked if that makes u feels better
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try to open the hatch, fuck the vent
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i have no life
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>>702327023
underage newfag
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>>702333333
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>>702333726
Happy for you anon wish I could too

>>702333735
Fuck that I'll be back tomorrow
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>>702333863
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>Op finds weed
>takes 3 days tring to figure out how to smoke it
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>>702334157
Yeah man that's me.
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>>702334022
you better
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OP stahp fapping on /gif and come back!
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>>702334455
Don't worry I will be timestamp on its way, felt like getting g creative anyways. Plus can comfirm weed smell still here
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>>702335178
haha dude i have the same fork. Is there a spoon on the other end ?
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>>702335446
If you have the same fork you should be able to answer that question silly
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>>702335446
Best timestamp ever.
Yeah man sporks for the win. It was my first attempt at opening the vent
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fucking break it, break into it all.
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bk from a nap we in yet
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Keep on it op. Pic related for motivation
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>>702335827
what time is it where u are and what time do you think you'll be posting tomorrow?
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Where all these people coming from all of a sudden?
>tldr
>given up for today come back tomorrow for new thread
>too lazy to actually wright tldr
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I'm honestly excited for this shit
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>>702336217
Only half 11 but tired asf and no clue tomorrow
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bumperino
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>>702335827
wait a second.. Does that say 2/8,
its 9/3..
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>>702336511
Bye
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>>702336554
It's the second here and I don't really know the months tbh as I said I'm a fucking retard
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>>702328465
I upper deckered so many toilets when I painted apartments. Especially at the shittier apartments where it was 80% niggers living there.
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>>702328631
Yeah, wtf.
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>>702336511
Why do you keep screenshoting the snapchat camera, why dont you just yknow... take a picture
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>>702336712
Ohhh lmao. Okay i get it. i usually put month before the day. So i was reading it backwards. Yea bro its September now, so 9
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>>702336554
Don't sweat the small stuff.
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>>702336871
He probably has no space on his phone, thats what idid when i had none. cause it doesn't let you take photos from the camera but it lets you take screenshots for some reason
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>>702336955
I have excessive sweat glands bro. or i wouldn't
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>>702336871
Sorry for being such a retard and not knowing the months so here's a pic of my weak skinny ass sun burnt arms cos I thought it was funny.

I keep using snapchat cos I already had the app open and yes I'm just that lazy.
England ftw. Probably last post btw so cya fags tomorrow.
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>>702337206
>Being so fucking retarded you forget to attach a photo
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>>702337073
>>702337206
LMAO oh. Well nvm then.
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>>702337343
I liked u until i saw the diet coke
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>>702337206
>>702337343
Okay peace, you better come back bitch
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>>702336245
>given up for today come back tomorrow for new thread
NIGGA GET YO ASS UP THEIR AND GET THAT VENT OPEN!
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>>702337406
Not my choice staying here with others and they got it for run and coke but didn't want the sugar...
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>>702337719
Tell them they're gay
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>>702337360
You underestimate how lazy and retarded I am. I thought you of all people understood me anon. You have broken my heart. </3
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>>702337757
Will do anon.

By the way I'm probably just gonna chill in the thread replying to people.
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>>702337979
tell me what they say
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>>702325226
Get a jacksaw blade, put it in that narrow space and saw the lock off.
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>>702337866
Im sorry Your-retardesness, please forgive me.
</3
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>>702338028
There all asleep. I roam these streets alone now.
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>>702338048
Hacksaw* typo
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>>702338048
hes in a hotel room. Not sure where the fuck he'd get a jacksaw blade. But good idea otherwise.
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>>702338216
>>702338228
Also.. Hacksaw* my bad too apparently
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>>702338048
Pfffffffffffff were done with that shit for tonight. Also read back in the thread I have zero tools. I've been using nail clippers for fucks sake.

>>702338163
You are of course forgiven anon

Also loving the fact people are hanging around
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But yeah I'm going to bed too, cause its like 12;40 and I'm 5.
So pcee, OP u better be back.
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>>702338303
Not gonna lie until you corrected yourself I didn't notice the mistake
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>>702338389
QUITTER!
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>>702338427
Night young one sleep tight.
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>>702338389
It feels good to be forgiven <3

anyway I'm gonna go to bed. See y'all tomorrow
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>>702338303
It's ok we all think a jacksaw is real sometimes
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>>702338486
Sorry mate but I'm tires and people in my room are sleeping so I ain't gonna wake em.
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>>702338555
Sleep loose my retard <3
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>>702338303
He can leave his hotel room and get one at a hardware store then come back. I wasn't implying that he look for one in the room.
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>>702338638
I honestly fucking did. ngl. i thought it was a real thing till i saw i get corrected
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>>702338638
wait is it..
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>>702326304
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>>702338585
Night man.

Ngl I'm just proud to have a successful thread for once. My first ever thread a few years back I posted some guys deets cos he was a dickhead edgy emo kid. Short story I immediately got banned for it before any replies. Oh the good ol days.
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>>702338771
>>702338739
It is real, OP move over. We can be Soul-tards
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Tomorrow on youtube:

"Hidden camera in a toilet pumping smell of weed, skinny nerd goes crazy"
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>>702338978
AHHAHAHAH
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>>702322925
im working at a hotel right now as i type this lol.
if you went down to the front desk and the guy looks chill ask him for the key and tell him you will split the weed with him.

if this shit happened to me id be so down to find the keys to the hatch and locate the weed.

just ask u fag!
if anything hes gonna say no and just call the police the next morning.
or u can tamper with the lock and possible find nothing and get a 300 dollar fine.
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>>702338721
Fuck that I might as well just spend the money on weed. Even I'm not that retarded.
>These fucking capatchas
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>>702338978
Tomorrow on the local news:

"Man found murdered in local motel. Police uncover secret room in ceiling crawlspace. Killer spied on his victim."
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Legit question.. is it normal for it to be black underneath a tooth cap..
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>>702339353
my teeth aren't even rotten
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>>702337073
"He probably has no space for a picture on his phone, so he took a screenshot. Because a screenshot obviously would not take up the same amount of space as a picture."
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Set the room on fire and see if you can smell any weed burning in the vent
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>>702339469
Tbf tho this is a thing phones do
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>>702339510
Solid fucking plan
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>>702339469
sue me
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>>702339469
>>702339557
this is true.
androids are tarded.
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>>702339446
Have you eaten any Oreo's recently?
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>>702339688
I have
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>>702339840
...............
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>>702339895
BUt...They were the gold kind...
o.O
#ZOINKS
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>>702339688
no, i fucking wish m8
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>>702339994
FUCK got rustled again boyos
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>>702340102
BUAHAHA owned
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>>702339557
>>702339602
>>702339895
>>702340102
Incase anyone was wondering I'm OP and I'm still here. Working on my kik girls in the meantime.
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>>702340352
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>>702340519
Feeling like a tard cos not sure if reaction pic or reference I'm not getting
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>>702332169
You're in fucking sanfransisco on geary st
Walk outside and whisper "I got 5 on it"
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>>702332169
lmao bruh

go to The Green Door in SF

you'll need a valid medical marijuana card though

their stuff is fucking fire
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>>702340623
HAHA honestly its just a random pic that i dont know why the fuck i have saved on my computer
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>>702340859
Basically trying not to smoke this holiday to have a break but I ain't gonna turn it down if I find it in my room
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>>702341164
Phew thought I was losing it for a sec there
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Where in SF are ya OP? I'll come to you and crowbar that bitch open.
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>MFW went into bathroom like 3 hours ago to have a shower
>Spend hours searching for weed
>Now in bed and forgot to shower
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>>702341687
Ngl ignoring the $300 fine for tampering with it I don't think we're quite at that stage in our relationship. At least buy me a drink first mate.
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Also how come so many of you fags are from San fran when in all my years I have never come across anyone from or in Manchester (where I live and are from)
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>>702341808
God in fucking hate that.
Atleast it's hotel sheets that you don't have to do if you want them clean again.
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>>702342093
I see brit fags on here all the goddamned time, you must be on At some normie hour for your timezone.
Either that or they're all in the I can't understand the constitution threads.
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>>702342348
Eh it's fine tbh I don't tend to smell or anything just hair gets a bit greasy after a while so harder to worm on kik girls when hair looks like shit
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>>702342520
UK fags a decent amount but never seen a mancunian before. Tbh I browse at most hours just whenever I feel like it.
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>>702342520
Irish fag here, 08:30 , once got til bout 5am theres not really much point sleepin
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>>702342989
So fucking true.

Feel like threads gonna 404 soon so if it does I want you fags to know...that I still love you *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
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>>702343157
i'v an hour an 10 mins to kill until the off licence opens think we can keep it going til then
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>>702344668
Not sure man personally I'm ok with it dying at this point. It went from a full on thread to just a chilled chat between a few guys
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>>702345091
true bud, maybe couple hours kip is for the best, id prob pass out after 2 beer. have a good one
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