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we're drunk, we're bored, let's chat~
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kinda wish there was a way we could play cards on here, I'm itchin' for a game of Gin
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..hm, pretty empty tonite?
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u look like u go on 4chan
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alright, let's have some Megaman music, and if it's still dead afterwards, I'ma pack it in for now. Might not be a good nite!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKQCXRseU8
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>>702330595
..can't really argue with that at all, can I?
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Dude it's barely been 10 minutes
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>>702330744

Its because avatarfagging is annoying as shit

No one cares what you look like anon

Fuck
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>>702330801
yeah, but doesn't it time you out real quick if nothing happens?
>>702330861
Do I look like a man that cares what God thinks?
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Vodka with water
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>>702331218
And dabs
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>>702331319
not bad at all, buddy. What's up in your nite?
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That beer, you know that they basically ferment any shit in beers these days?
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What's good my man. Been a while since I saw one of your threads. I drank some JR 6.0 and some other shit last night but I'm clean out for tonight.

How's life been for you?
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>>702331892
shit wouldn't do shit to this shit, you piece of fish!

now let's have some good tunes~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9G0-4TWwew
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>>702331980
got a bitchin' pool party to hit up tomorrow, otherwise I'm still kickin' around and working weeks again. how bout ya, sober sir?
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So why do you post all the time
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>>702332167
For fun!
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>>702332124
Nice, it's your birthday tomorrow? Or was it today? Either way, happy birthday!

Life has been very very complicated for me.
>fall in love with girl who is about to get married (to a friend of mine)
>girl says she loves me back and cuddles with me all night a day before her wedding
>gets married anyway
>I go to her wedding drunk as fuck and fuck everything up
>she never wants to talk to me again
>a very difficult month without her in my life goes by
>she leaves husband after that month and gets with someone else, a close friend from her childhood
>husband holds her hostage in her house and police take him to jail

It's been really fucked up. Pic related, she looks a LOT like Riley Reid in this photo
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>>702332669
aah, neither, it's a friends, but thanks!

Not that it's any of my business, but I'd suggest getting away from all that mess before it costs you more than an embarrassing wedding attendance. There's plenty of chips in the dip, friend~
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sippin some Tomatin gettin a good buzz might switch to rumple mintz soon
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>>702329729
Biggest faggot on all of 4chan holy fuck get a life you fat geek
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I think ive seen you on here ages ago drinking I think we bullshitted for a minute. I remember your face. Your a funny cat.
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These threads are strange
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>>702332987
ooh hell yeah, I'm in! I mean, I'd be in if I had any, but that is a damn fine peppermint schnaaps~
>>702333105
ohhh, I love it when you talk dirty to me..
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Just got to work because train showed up 12 hours late. Bout to an hero. Had 3 beers otw here though kek
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>>702333105
Lol kys
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>>702333143
>>702333190
I aim to please, if I can!
>>702333242
always a good time for 'em, eh?
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>>702329999
Unchecked quints deserve checking.


I want a beer but I ran out of beer.
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>>702333333
O SHIT
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>>702333333
CHECKED
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>>702333333
>333333
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>>702333333
witnessed
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>>702333333
Why hello there
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>>702333333
Holy fuck
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>>702333379
those are quads you blind nigger
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>>702333333

What have you been up to wild man?
>>702329729
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>>702330192
I'm here. How goes it?
How are you feeling today? And overall, how has this week went for you?
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Hey OP! I was acually randomly thinking of you the other day, as gay as that sounds I just remembered its been awhile since ive seen you, glad to see you're still around :D
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>>702333333
Witnessed holy fuck
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>>702333379
and boom, there's another get on the thread above! wowie~
sorry brah, these're my beers
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what suds you drinking tonite?>>702333366
>>702333366

the usual?

im having a cobra
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>>702333580
>mfw i realize i'm a bling nigger
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>>702333580

what?
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>>702333681
the guy said quads were quints
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>>702333589
a lot of cooking as the year enters the cooling state, made a pretty bitchin' pizza tonite
now that I'm drunk, kinda wish there was some left..
>>702333613
Hiya! and things are fine, just can't wait for the sun to fuck off for the season so I can get some wandering done
>>702333615
dude, it's fine, nice to be appreciated!
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>>702333333
Hahaha obey the hexes
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Is your name Vincent? Because you look like that fat autistic fuck.
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>>702329729
Take your shirt off Nickel
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>>702333661
>a blind nigger that can't spell, even

No beer and typos, this is not my night.


>>702333621
That's fine, I wouldn't want to deprive you of your beer, OP.
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anyone else drunk off of Halloween Oreos. Personally, my favorite time of year.
Halloween Oreo time.
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>>702329999
Quads
>>702333333
And sextuples in one thread
>kek wills it
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>>702333333
HOLY SHIT IT WASN"T SOME FURRY SHIT
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>>702333838
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>702333838
i am drunk off better ingredients, better pizza, dominos
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>>702333807
Zer gut mang. Dem Halloween Oreos though
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>>702333838

Rad.

>>702329729
There is some makers mark here I have. Do you drink bourbon down your way anon. What brings us back together at the same time here lol.
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>>702333911
HOLY SHIT 9/11
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This fagot again? Hoy about you go Get laid or something
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>>702333636
ya goddamn better believe it!
and good choice on the Cobra, cool name and tasty malt
>>702333828
not til the laundry's done! christ, patience..
>>702333835
alright cool, 'cuz I'ma drink these other two fuckers

so many gets in one thread, this calls for a celebration!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHEifuLCSIY
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>>702333921
I've ate a lot of oreos. Feeling sluggish.
I'm kidding, of course. Still, ate way too many oreos.
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>>702333987

>this faggot again

technically arent you also a same faggot that is posting in this thread? you fucking cock gobbling faggot, please GTFO queer
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What the fuck I'm back after 3 years and this autist brony still avatar fags here?
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>>702334038
Pinche cobra, you see the eclipse the other day?
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You're early Nickel
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>>702334038
>that music
I don't think that counts as a celebration, man.
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>>702333931
that's not the half of it, I saw Swedish Fish oreos at the grocery the other day, couldn't work the guts to get 'em.
>>702333946
I actually got a bit of Dewar's nearby, but I don't wanna mix nose-paints. And as usual, I was up late, drunk and hankering for a chit-chat
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>>702334125
its a crazy drunkness like no other carnal
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>>702334094
>calls others faggot
>dick rides a fat drunk loser with no life
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>>702333946
i want makers mark ya fuck
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>>702334270
Whats on your mind anon?
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>>702330632
>not posting Dr. Cain's lab theme from X3
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>>702334270
Holy shit dude. Sweedish Fish oreos!? Jesus. Btw, drinking Hurricanes. They're okay i guess.
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>>702334094
lol fag
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wuts chong been up 2
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>>702334326

bet you do kentucky bourb born and raised :d

Dark rum man as well also gin and ginger ale on weekends :d
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>>702334125
I can't see eclipses anymore

..not after what almost happened.
>>702334179
so? it's past midnite somewhere, ain't it?
>>702334223
awww man, I wanna drink a Burger!
>>702334224
yeah, if you call that cold, black stone in your chest a heart, it doesn't!
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>>702334270
Hey Nickel, wish I could drink tonight. Got my old job back and work at 6 AM. Sorry for my inconsistency. I'll be drunk in a couple nights or so. See you then.
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>>702333333
FUCK YOU
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>>702334270
Swedish fish Oreos ? If you where near by id say stop by for some brisket I made earlier
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Can you do a seig heil for us OP
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>>702334479
I aint complaining Nickel, I always enjoy the fuck outta your threads
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>>702334479
Sum brisket & big red
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>>702334361
what to do for halloween, whether or not I should make deviled eggs or stuffed jalapanos for the party tomorrow, whether or not I should snag a smoke.. usual shit~
>>702334377
Oho, you want some MMX3??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgxfG8-sZA

>>702334451
heh, I'unno, mang
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>>702334467
mah nigguh. we'd have some great nights. Dark rums are my all time fav. last time i drank Gin, i woke up across the city on someones porch in the middle of winter. no shoes either. that was a terrible drunken walk home.
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>>702334759
Stuffed jalape├▒os with bacon wrapped around and sum Elotes!
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>>702334510
Piccolo! Good news to hear, buddy, but I'll be at work sunday nite..
>>702334588
aww man, brisket... MM!
>>702334729
heh, thanks friend!
>>702334730
FUCK, that sounds good.. get some torta bread and buckets of BBQ sauce
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>>702334783
I finally had a blackout recently, I was not a happy camper, woke up at 5am all alone in some strangers car, took a few minutes to figure if it was a weird dream or not.
No more tequila, it does NOT treat me nicely. Sorry your gin quest went awry, man
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>>702334759
This halloween I have a custom battle urban uniform made with a czechoslovakian surplus. What Do you wanna dress up as avatar man?
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Kill yourself, no one loves you.
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>>702334759
>zero's theme

now we're talking, you epic kinda-faggot
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>>702335158
finally had a blackout? i have this problem where once i start drinking, i cant stop, so every time is a blackout for me. hahaha that sounds like a great time though, at least you got a good story from it.
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>>702335158
whoops, no pic~
>>702335181
yer gonna break some hearts, buddy! just make sure any fake gun is prominently marked as such.
and yeah, I usually wear my hat and shades look with a bathrobe I've had for years. People at conventions here in town know me by name, it's kinda fun..!
>>702335302
You want more?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjaW4ZYzVHI
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>>702333105
six same number must kys
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>>702334783

Amen, As SCAREY as this sounds but anon who posted about the passing out in random cars after bars Ive done it before in a van I broke in. that shit is real. No more 6 beers after Bourbon night haha
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>>702335382
I guess, but it was fucking terrifying! I vaguely remember taking a piss at a Chevron, then falling asleep and waking up in fucking south dallas, a mile from any streets I knew. Guess it pays to look like shit at all times, but I was more worried about a neighborhood dog tackling me and tearing my throat out.
Slept like a rock once I made it home that afternoon though
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>>702335391
Now I'm jamming to 8-bit Dokken gettin hammerd on Shiner
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>>702335158
the gin quest? the fucked up thing is that when i left the party with my buddy, he swears i had my shoes on and doesnt know how i wandered away from him, when i got back to his place at 9a.m. the next morning, he was like "whered you go last night? you just disappeared, and where the fuck are your shoes?"
>>702335653
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avatar man you seem like a pirate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbjYAnakMzY
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>>702335881
Could have been a lot worse like wakin naked next to your buddy & him asking if you want breakfast
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>>702335660
My man~! Nothing better this summer than a Shiner on that chair out front in the shade.. I fuckin' love Texas sometimes.
>>702335881
yargh, I think you went past the 3am warning signal! ever notice at house parties or what have you, once someone gets up to go home around 3am? That's the Seven Lucky Gods trying to warn you, nothing but anguish awaits if you don't get home in half an hour, or at least out of the place you're in
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>>702335653
hey man whats up? Hello again from leicester england. You play games? if so whats ya favourite series and what ya playing atm?
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>>702329729
Sam Hyde???
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>>702336039

Well It was saint patties day at the bar. I drank a half fith of the bourbon I speak so well of. and then saw a friend then continued to run a tab of 6 beers and i was done.
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>>702336030
hahaha...wakes up from a blackout/xanax combo
>My Buddy: "You showed me your dick last night"

>Me:You probably liked it, faggot.

>>702336039
wasnt my fault, i swear. but it'll happen again.
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>>702335961
I'm more of a disco man, brother <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08
C'mon thread, let's get PUMPED.
>>702336103
what ho from the colonies, friend! I love single player experiences and arcade-action games I can rock while proper munted on this high-test beer. Favorites right now are Downwell, Cook Serve Delicious, the Kung Fury game and Risk of Rain
You?
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why drink if you get bored?
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>>702336480
Oh shit anon haven't heard this in awhile
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nickel¡ my nigga its been a while, i'm drinking water like always
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How's it going Nickel?
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>>702333333
Train became a little more tolerable kek
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>>702336248
god damn, I hope not
>>702336315
argh, I hate checking the debit card the next day and being like "Shit, that was a lot of money.."
probably why I drink these 211's, so cheap and poisonously strong!
>>702336335
..yeah, probably for me too~
>>702336534
eh, usually happens after I get pissed off at Downwell or Bloodborne and don't wanna play games.
>>702336652
I dig a solid groove you can dance to, but I need to start working out to shit like this!
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>>702336480
yeo, single player too, mostly xbox these days being married gives me no time at all, just playing fallout 4 atm. On a different note have you tried any british ales? drinking pic related
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you ever drink these OP
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>>702337092

Seems like a real HONEST beer. Just cheeky beer.
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>>702337008
I'ma call you Pyotr, from my favorite book of all time, and for fun too~
It has been some time though, how ya been?
>>702337015
wow! I'm getting good, drunk and full of music, but damn.. wish I had me a BIG GIN! or someone to play Gin with, Mr P got me into it and now its my favorite card game
>>702337092
closest I can manage on this side of the pond is Guinness, stout and lager are both excellent, but I'd love to visit the kingdom and give their public houses a whirl~ I already went to japan once, found their booze-hounds disappointingly light-stomached.
>>702337099
..they're so TINY!
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>>702336480
ill be right back, going to grab a quick smoke. dont leave me! lol btw im the fucking shoeless gin kid.

>in b4 douchebag with holes in is ears
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>>702329729
are you in one of the friday movies, though?
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>>702337385
yeah it's not too bad actually pretty run of the mill stuff but has abetter flavour than shitty carlsberg and carling. Jesus christ fuck that piss water.
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>>702337583
been pretty good, getting them grades at school and doing good in the no fap september here in south america
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>>702337583
You're a good guy Nickel.
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>>702337602
hey now, I feel like a douche for being able to smoke indoors~
Here, feel like we should bust out some heavy metal!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

>>702337760
the what nows?
>>702337819
you're a mad-man! Glad the schooling is going well, friend, stay tough!
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if you were in oklahoma i'd offer to blow you
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>>702337978
I like to be a best friend of the world.
Thanks, man.
>>702338145
guy or gal, I'm flattered, but also taken~
then again, besides the whole 'lets have a kid' thing, the missus HAS kinda broached the subject of a threesome.. hm
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avatar man what is up a challenger appears.
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>>702338266

Soooo partner swap is not out of the question?
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>>702338411
what it is, bro? pardon me if I light up a smoke~
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>>702338266

i always come into your threads Nickel and I think you are a very cool and genuine guy. You have a good attitude and are a very open minded person about all these anons that come into your threads

I feel sorry for the faggots that think trolling or posting fail bait think they can get under your skin and that of the bros that are just having fun. Its hilarious how damaged people are and how they feel they need to pass that shit on to others with words on a webpage. im to the point where i dont even feel sorry for them but instead wish a quick end to their sad little lives. pathetic people are a nuisance
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>>702338570

Go ahead no offense taken. i understand. good choice on dio. Heres one for ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOyFE-1LAI0
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>>702338568
..I'll need to figure that out with her first, she's only mentioned it in passing
>>702338698
Thanks, buddy! and even those sorts of people can confront destiny and come out the better, I hope they make it~
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>>702329729
I look forward to seeing your head
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>>702338894
mah dude i've always wanted to ask you this, what do you think on the raids and fappening kind of stuff that comes out of this glorius place?
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>>702329999
Sorry I'm a little late on the thread but I'm super drunk rn got some everclear tonight
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What do you take all your pics with laptop camera? or Web camera just curious? Id take more pics of my ass but I email em etc etc. Too lazy for that I am.
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>>702338954
so long as it's not on a pike, ya devil!
>>702338872
oh FUCK yeah!! METAALLL!!
>>702339085
signs of something big to come, hopefully.
but what a glorious chaos it shall become~
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Where the fuck is spiderman when you need him?
Or better yet that macro monkey who spammed "failed abortion" the last time this cancer happened.
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>>702339233
go fap to traps you fucking fag
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>>702339171
whoof! take some slow sips so's you shan't slop-shot!
>>702339171
yeah, just the laptop cam. No big deal~
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>>702329729
I wish you would stop doing these faggot
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>>702334038
malt beer is for fucking degenrate losers with shit taste. go get yourself an IPA and some class as well.
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>>702337995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztbCIT8aeko
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>>702339364
when youre broke as fuck but wanna get drunk fast.....skol!

>>702339373
wish i could afford IPA :(

>will drink anything
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>>702339367
I am the thunder of the sky's love, motherfucker.
>>702339373
I had some of these earlier, Imperial Stout!!
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>>702333333
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>>702339188
oops. forgot pic.
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>>702339340
No u.
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>>702329729
Shower bro reporting in. Sorry late Sun I am
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>>702339412
RUN!!
>>702339507
I heard that, brother! Saludos, amigo~
>>702339575
super cool. TIME FOR MORE METAL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np8GaFHD9Lg
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>>702339739
heheh bro. having a good time. thanks, thread.
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>>702339513
>>702339513

without giving an exact date of your birthday what is your sign?
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YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME FUNNY GLASSES MAN>>702339739
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>>702339739

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYnPiCKaAE
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>>702339898

Im here my friend I just quit taking photos im the one sending in metal vidyas for ya. sippin on bourbon enjoying the evening.
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Meme me
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>>702339794
you're very welcome, brother!
>>702339857
pisces and tiger, THE RIVER KINGS!!
>>702340010
holy shit, that second link is rockin'!!
Ever since Black Sails or whoever, I hated pirate metal, but this is the shiz-NITE!
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>>702339739
>punk
>misfits tat
>misfits
>greentext is green
>drunk punk
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>>702339898
homie aint mexican, he's greek haha
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Pingu summons the Macro Monkey.
Save us Macro Monkey.
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>>702340208
god im bad at this. forgot the fucking pic
>drunker again
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What happened to your fedora? Did you have to sell it for food because your so poor? Or did it stink to bad to be in your moms house?
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>>702340295
all of the above
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what genre music OP?
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>>702340263
hi!
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>>702339898
He just looks like a fat retard.
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>>702340453
yeah, it's a chat room now.
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>>702340140
taste those spices deep, my friend, and have a great time!

Time for another 40!
>>702340265
Niiiice!
>>702340412
well, if you don't mind me switching genres, I became a huge retrowave fan last year.. here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYoWstToygA
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My fiancee is recently embracing her bipolar disorder

She just found an artist she likes that has it and she now thinks it's cool

I'm 28 and she's 19

All I can see is this stage she's going through like how I was a faggot when I listened to nirvana and convinced myself I was depressed.

She's just confirming to a subculture now, and I don't mind for some reason.
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>>702340468

hes not cancer to this fucking site. at least hes smiling on the positive side. Not everyone wants to be negative. A true free man.
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>>702337602
wtf is that white thing on your armpit
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>>702340516
plz forgib
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>>702340295
I think there a YLYL thread or a "rate my dick" thread with your name on it right now you magnificent bastard!
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>>702340567
no. here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaY3spCDdpY
its called not that shit, dork
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>>702340567
you can leave now
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how big is your dick?
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>>702340574
buy her a gun and keep the liquor cabinet full
she'll take care of the rest
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>>702340602
wrong, faggot
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>>702340800
give it a listen first.
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>>702340685
hobo jizz
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>>702340574
I think you do, otherwise this post would've read differently than it sounded.
Do you love her?
>>702340784
whoa, 90s mode engaged! I'ma save this for later~

these goddamn gummies I bought stuck together in the bag and taste like perfume got sprayed on 'em.
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>>702340762
I'm on my way
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>>702340864
i tend to agree with anon, OP.
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>>702340784
sorry
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>>702340685
deodorant
>maybe cum??
withdrawing
>constant sweating
so i put anti perspirant on to get extra cancers >stop sweating.
i dont stop sweating
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>>702340825
microscopic
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>>702340932
it's fucking dope though.
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>>702340755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5joTyy3CCo
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>>702340869
yeah nah cunt
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>>702340932
time to kill yourself you fat fuck
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>>702340943
post some images, please
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>>702340755
>>702340800
>>702340845
>>702340864
>>702340900
>>702340934
>>702340959
>>702340984
you really need this, don'tcha~?
>>702340995
damn straight it is, friend.
>>702340996
Oh, I LOVE that one!
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>>702340967
>2016
>not using anal deodorant
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Cheers /b/rother im getting drunk alone tonight again. Glad to have some company
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>>702340996
learn to distinguish
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>>702341095
>>702341060
>>702341021
wow so funny
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>>702340995
see
>>702340996
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>>702329729
Dude you need help. If you're on here asking for people to relate you won't get it. They are on another side of a screen
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apologize if I go abscent going out for a smoke in a min if we 404 I understand...
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>>702341107
>claiming you're not the needy one
wow, you're really good at rationalization!
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>>702329729
Hey OP, not drunk but tipsy.

Do I polish off these two beers and lead myself towards alcoholism, or do I go to bed?

What's everyone listening to tonight?
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so clearly fake
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>>702341133
see
>>702341170
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>>702329729
Have a drink for me OP.
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>>702341170
these threads are never funny
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How old is this fuck?
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>>702341233
it'll 404, mate
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>>702341133
certainly, although I think I gotta get serious here.
>>702341233
it's all for fun, buddy! I'll keep it going somehow
>>702341240
Depends on what you wanna do! and click around, been some great music from folks tonite
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>>702341198
good point
I'm gonna hang myself
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>>702341240
got my nigga VITAS on repeat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA
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>>702341273
will do
>>702341240
nah
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>>702341326
>>702341306
>>702341256
>>702341198
hi new friends
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>>702341306
who knows?
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>>702341348
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>>702341348
Thanks for taking your shirt off Nickel
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>>702341373
sounds like shit, TBH
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>>702341413
>being this new
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>>702341240
drink more feggggggg.
>can never drink enough.
listening to Against Me!
>best band ever; pre-op
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>>702341449
any time, sexy lady
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>>702341449
whats wrong with people?
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>>702341502
nice images
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>>702341477
smd fam
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>>702341525
already drunk and drinking
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>>702341373
Rammstein on shuffle here. Nice pulling up the "old" stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITsWWh99zvs
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>>702341273
this one's for you, buddy
>>702341373
Oh shit, my JAM!!
>>702341449
heh, LAUNDRY'S DONE!
>>702341525
Keep it going, YARRGH!!
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>>702341541
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i cant believe all these newfags dont realize that you are pretending to be the guy in the pics. /b/ is contagious cancer
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>>702341541
fags and losers who can't get laid, so they pretend to be cool online
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>>702341575
not you, newfag asking if he should drink more or go to bed...hahaha
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>>702341565
nice, will do
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>>702329729
this guys liver must bet getting close to its breaking point
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>>702341580
seriously, fuck off
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>>702341596
people is plural. you're what's wrong with the rest of em. you fuck.
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>>702341583
what a fag
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>>702341596
put the ketchup away
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>>702341596
looks good!
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>>702341359
That is amusing for one. I am an australian male 23. I'm just worried about you, having the first beer I've had in weeks
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>>702341609
No we pick it up we just dont care. The ones who are really talking to avatar dude. If you couldnt pick up someone was doing that fuck school isnt in yet ?
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>>702341609
newfaggotry everywhere, my friend
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>>702341674
thanks man
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>>702341631
cyanide is always an option
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>>702341674
great point
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>>702329729
whats up /b/ro
ive always loved your threads and im drunk and sulking and just being a bitch right now
any advice how to move on from a girl you dated for 5 and a half years?
im not in the best place in life right now, i mean im only 20 but shes basically all i had
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>>702341702
okay
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>>702341650
I possess an armored pile of guts!!
>>702341723
anything keeping you from wanting a beer?
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>>702341723
hang yourself upside down, then
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nice to share music. thanks again thread
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>>702341580
sick bro. peep this fuckin SICK cut i got playin here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

ya bitch im going international!!
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>>702341872
too slow, again
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>>702341914
you're always welcome here
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>>702341921
sounds like shit, tho
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>>702329729
is that a a condom on your head?...how the fuck?
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>>702341852
kill yourself, honestly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq0xBoyLDtU
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>>702341979
good shit* ya for real thats some fire tho
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>>702341785
bro is that that nigga from epic meal time??
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>>702341785
any time
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>>702341785
want audio :(
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>>702341852
My advice is to take a good long walk out in the world for a day, go places and see things anew, bring some music you like only for your reasons. Reboot your heart, defrag your mind and go home without calling anyone to take a nice, early bed-time. You'll feel better in the morning.
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>>702342019
I'm just that gay
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>>702342031
fucking spam
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>>702341921
yoooooo that shit's fucking classic m8
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>>702342034
take your nigger shit somewhere else
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>>702341872
No I am in charge of it, are you in charge of it?
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>>702342084
haha, nice thread, fuckstain
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>>702329729
Vatos locos forever, or just for a short while?
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>>702341785
jesus. what did the fat guy do to provoke that large scary homosexual??
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>>702342050
are you dumb or gay?
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>>702342064
no
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>>702342084
im trying, ive been chilling with friends more and stuff but shes still always on my mind before i go to bed and when i wake up. i just dont know how to get through it.
the 3/4 liter of whiskey a day seems to be helping but thats about it
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>>702342132
wrong
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folks, I'd like to apologize for this cock-socked shitposter bloating the thread. I'm gonna make another one when the image limit's reached though. I wish I could do something
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>>702341903
I have.
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>>702342170
I'm in charge around here
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>>702342142
good* shit. haha nah brah its ight im chillin u feel? keep it lit fam 100/
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>>702342019

>>702337760
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>>702342191
forever
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>>702342208
it wasn't pretty
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>>702342208
spilled a red bull
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>>702342142
>>702342122
>>702342099
i hope you realize how sad your life is right now lol
youre trolling a fucking thread and im sure (at least i hope) youre an adult.
get a fucking education you waste of life
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>>702333105
MUST FOLLOW THE LAW OF SEXTS
>>702333333
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>>702342239
just stalk her like a normal person
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>>702342300
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>>702342258
hahahaha
eat shit, retard
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>>702342250
hey kappa hey kappa hey kappa kappa hey
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>>702342263
then buy a gun and shoot yourself
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>>702342279
Im the boss.
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>>702342377
this thread's just getting good
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>>702342354
nice
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>>702342279
Im the boss
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>>702342339
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>>702342232
>>702342250
>>702342279
MFW Pingu actually summons the Marco Monkey?
God speed Macro Man, you are more of a legend than this Bubba Ray hill-billy fuck.
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>>702342335
wow, really made me think
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This way!
that means you too~
>>702342445
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>>702342326
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>>702342326
spill another
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i'm not able to identify any one of you faggots singularly in this entire convo without considerable effort... it actually elevates my experience not to. do you, and quit discussing the medium of your autism, /b/.
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>>702342284
will do!
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>>702342239
stop being a bitch. there're fucking countless girls out in the world, getting hung up on one is NOT worth. dont even say that stupid cliche' bullshit like "but she's one of a kind" she's not. someone better is gonna come along. One female is not worth it. you're probably better off anyways.
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>>702342291
right
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>>702342477
I was just as surprised as you were!
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>>702342239
or maybe just do a murder-suicide.....she might be worth it.
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>>702330632
WHAT! Magnet man!! YESSS. That's literally one of my favorite songs ever. Well done, man. well done.
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>>702342588
i know its just getting through it has been pretty hard.
i guess it all just takes time
thanks bro
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>>702342651
That was legendary timing /b/ro.
You are a true hero.
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>>702329729
What's the most expensive booze you've ever consumed? Some crazy ass scotch? Some vintage ass wine?
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>>702342559
no the kid spilled a red bull, on the topknot hollister wearing guys floor, then he beat him up
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No.702342445
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>>702342976
wut
>can someone tell 4chinz i arent robot?
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>>702342811
time and alcohol....probably another girl to just fuck would help. thats how i got thru before.....massive amounts of liquor, this slutty chick that wanted to fuck all the time,.....oh yeah, and xanax with the alcohol so you blackout within 10 minutes. lol . . .and time. but who needs time when you have xanax and alcohol?
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>>702342959
im pretty sure that hairy guy sits across from me in history class.
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when youre the last one in the thread but youre drunk and dont give a fuck so you talk to yourself....
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>>702333333
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOT DAYUM NIGGA WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>702343718
still here nigguh. gtfo
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