we're drunk, we're bored, let's chat~
kinda wish there was a way we could play cards on here, I'm itchin' for a game of Gin
alright, let's have some Megaman music, and if it's still dead afterwards, I'ma pack it in for now. Might not be a good nite!
..can't really argue with that at all, can I?
yeah, but doesn't it time you out real quick if nothing happens?
Do I look like a man that cares what God thinks?
not bad at all, buddy. What's up in your nite?
shit wouldn't do shit to this shit, you piece of fish!
now let's have some good tunes~
got a bitchin' pool party to hit up tomorrow, otherwise I'm still kickin' around and working weeks again. how bout ya, sober sir?
Nice, it's your birthday tomorrow? Or was it today? Either way, happy birthday!
Life has been very very complicated for me.
>fall in love with girl who is about to get married (to a friend of mine)
>girl says she loves me back and cuddles with me all night a day before her wedding
>gets married anyway
>I go to her wedding drunk as fuck and fuck everything up
>she never wants to talk to me again
>a very difficult month without her in my life goes by
>she leaves husband after that month and gets with someone else, a close friend from her childhood
>husband holds her hostage in her house and police take him to jail
It's been really fucked up. Pic related, she looks a LOT like Riley Reid in this photo
aah, neither, it's a friends, but thanks!
Not that it's any of my business, but I'd suggest getting away from all that mess before it costs you more than an embarrassing wedding attendance. There's plenty of chips in the dip, friend~
ooh hell yeah, I'm in! I mean, I'd be in if I had any, but that is a damn fine peppermint schnaaps~
ohhh, I love it when you talk dirty to me..
I aim to please, if I can!
always a good time for 'em, eh?
Unchecked quints deserve checking.
I want a beer but I ran out of beer.
I'm here. How goes it?
How are you feeling today? And overall, how has this week went for you?
and boom, there's another get on the thread above! wowie~
sorry brah, these're my beers
a lot of cooking as the year enters the cooling state, made a pretty bitchin' pizza tonite
now that I'm drunk, kinda wish there was some left..
Hiya! and things are fine, just can't wait for the sun to fuck off for the season so I can get some wandering done
dude, it's fine, nice to be appreciated!
>a blind nigger that can't spell, even
No beer and typos, this is not my night.
That's fine, I wouldn't want to deprive you of your beer, OP.
And sextuples in one thread
>kek wills it
ya goddamn better believe it!
and good choice on the Cobra, cool name and tasty malt
not til the laundry's done! christ, patience..
alright cool, 'cuz I'ma drink these other two fuckers
so many gets in one thread, this calls for a celebration!!
What the fuck I'm back after 3 years and this autist brony still avatar fags here?
I don't think that counts as a celebration, man.
that's not the half of it, I saw Swedish Fish oreos at the grocery the other day, couldn't work the guts to get 'em.
I actually got a bit of Dewar's nearby, but I don't wanna mix nose-paints. And as usual, I was up late, drunk and hankering for a chit-chat
>not posting Dr. Cain's lab theme from X3
I can't see eclipses anymore
..not after what almost happened.
so? it's past midnite somewhere, ain't it?
awww man, I wanna drink a Burger!
yeah, if you call that cold, black stone in your chest a heart, it doesn't!
Hey Nickel, wish I could drink tonight. Got my old job back and work at 6 AM. Sorry for my inconsistency. I'll be drunk in a couple nights or so. See you then.
what to do for halloween, whether or not I should make deviled eggs or stuffed jalapanos for the party tomorrow, whether or not I should snag a smoke.. usual shit~
Oho, you want some MMX3??
heh, I'unno, mang
mah nigguh. we'd have some great nights. Dark rums are my all time fav. last time i drank Gin, i woke up across the city on someones porch in the middle of winter. no shoes either. that was a terrible drunken walk home.
Piccolo! Good news to hear, buddy, but I'll be at work sunday nite..
aww man, brisket... MM!
heh, thanks friend!
FUCK, that sounds good.. get some torta bread and buckets of BBQ sauce
I finally had a blackout recently, I was not a happy camper, woke up at 5am all alone in some strangers car, took a few minutes to figure if it was a weird dream or not.
No more tequila, it does NOT treat me nicely. Sorry your gin quest went awry, man
finally had a blackout? i have this problem where once i start drinking, i cant stop, so every time is a blackout for me. hahaha that sounds like a great time though, at least you got a good story from it.
whoops, no pic~
yer gonna break some hearts, buddy! just make sure any fake gun is prominently marked as such.
and yeah, I usually wear my hat and shades look with a bathrobe I've had for years. People at conventions here in town know me by name, it's kinda fun..!
You want more?!
Amen, As SCAREY as this sounds but anon who posted about the passing out in random cars after bars Ive done it before in a van I broke in. that shit is real. No more 6 beers after Bourbon night haha
I guess, but it was fucking terrifying! I vaguely remember taking a piss at a Chevron, then falling asleep and waking up in fucking south dallas, a mile from any streets I knew. Guess it pays to look like shit at all times, but I was more worried about a neighborhood dog tackling me and tearing my throat out.
Slept like a rock once I made it home that afternoon though
the gin quest? the fucked up thing is that when i left the party with my buddy, he swears i had my shoes on and doesnt know how i wandered away from him, when i got back to his place at 9a.m. the next morning, he was like "whered you go last night? you just disappeared, and where the fuck are your shoes?"
My man~! Nothing better this summer than a Shiner on that chair out front in the shade.. I fuckin' love Texas sometimes.
yargh, I think you went past the 3am warning signal! ever notice at house parties or what have you, once someone gets up to go home around 3am? That's the Seven Lucky Gods trying to warn you, nothing but anguish awaits if you don't get home in half an hour, or at least out of the place you're in
hahaha...wakes up from a blackout/xanax combo
>My Buddy: "You showed me your dick last night"
>Me:You probably liked it, faggot.
wasnt my fault, i swear. but it'll happen again.
I'm more of a disco man, brother <3
C'mon thread, let's get PUMPED.
what ho from the colonies, friend! I love single player experiences and arcade-action games I can rock while proper munted on this high-test beer. Favorites right now are Downwell, Cook Serve Delicious, the Kung Fury game and Risk of Rain
god damn, I hope not
argh, I hate checking the debit card the next day and being like "Shit, that was a lot of money.."
probably why I drink these 211's, so cheap and poisonously strong!
..yeah, probably for me too~
eh, usually happens after I get pissed off at Downwell or Bloodborne and don't wanna play games.
I dig a solid groove you can dance to, but I need to start working out to shit like this!
yeo, single player too, mostly xbox these days being married gives me no time at all, just playing fallout 4 atm. On a different note have you tried any british ales? drinking pic related
I'ma call you Pyotr, from my favorite book of all time, and for fun too~
It has been some time though, how ya been?
wow! I'm getting good, drunk and full of music, but damn.. wish I had me a BIG GIN! or someone to play Gin with, Mr P got me into it and now its my favorite card game
closest I can manage on this side of the pond is Guinness, stout and lager are both excellent, but I'd love to visit the kingdom and give their public houses a whirl~ I already went to japan once, found their booze-hounds disappointingly light-stomached.
..they're so TINY!
ill be right back, going to grab a quick smoke. dont leave me! lol btw im the fucking shoeless gin kid.
>in b4 douchebag with holes in is ears
hey now, I feel like a douche for being able to smoke indoors~
Here, feel like we should bust out some heavy metal!!
the what nows?
you're a mad-man! Glad the schooling is going well, friend, stay tough!
I like to be a best friend of the world.
guy or gal, I'm flattered, but also taken~
then again, besides the whole 'lets have a kid' thing, the missus HAS kinda broached the subject of a threesome.. hm
avatar man what is up a challenger appears.
what it is, bro? pardon me if I light up a smoke~
i always come into your threads Nickel and I think you are a very cool and genuine guy. You have a good attitude and are a very open minded person about all these anons that come into your threads
I feel sorry for the faggots that think trolling or posting fail bait think they can get under your skin and that of the bros that are just having fun. Its hilarious how damaged people are and how they feel they need to pass that shit on to others with words on a webpage. im to the point where i dont even feel sorry for them but instead wish a quick end to their sad little lives. pathetic people are a nuisance
..I'll need to figure that out with her first, she's only mentioned it in passing
Thanks, buddy! and even those sorts of people can confront destiny and come out the better, I hope they make it~
Sorry I'm a little late on the thread but I'm super drunk rn got some everclear tonight
so long as it's not on a pike, ya devil!
oh FUCK yeah!! METAALLL!!
signs of something big to come, hopefully.
but what a glorious chaos it shall become~
Where the fuck is spiderman when you need him?
Or better yet that macro monkey who spammed "failed abortion" the last time this cancer happened.
whoof! take some slow sips so's you shan't slop-shot!
yeah, just the laptop cam. No big deal~
malt beer is for fucking degenrate losers with shit taste. go get yourself an IPA and some class as well.
I am the thunder of the sky's love, motherfucker.
I had some of these earlier, Imperial Stout!!
I heard that, brother! Saludos, amigo~
super cool. TIME FOR MORE METAL!
YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME FUNNY GLASSES MAN>>702339739
you're very welcome, brother!
pisces and tiger, THE RIVER KINGS!!
holy shit, that second link is rockin'!!
Ever since Black Sails or whoever, I hated pirate metal, but this is the shiz-NITE!
Pingu summons the Macro Monkey.
Save us Macro Monkey.
god im bad at this. forgot the fucking pic
What happened to your fedora? Did you have to sell it for food because your so poor? Or did it stink to bad to be in your moms house?
taste those spices deep, my friend, and have a great time!
Time for another 40!
well, if you don't mind me switching genres, I became a huge retrowave fan last year.. here!
My fiancee is recently embracing her bipolar disorder
She just found an artist she likes that has it and she now thinks it's cool
I'm 28 and she's 19
All I can see is this stage she's going through like how I was a faggot when I listened to nirvana and convinced myself I was depressed.
She's just confirming to a subculture now, and I don't mind for some reason.
I think there a YLYL thread or a "rate my dick" thread with your name on it right now you magnificent bastard!
buy her a gun and keep the liquor cabinet full
she'll take care of the rest
I think you do, otherwise this post would've read differently than it sounded.
Do you love her?
whoa, 90s mode engaged! I'ma save this for later~
these goddamn gummies I bought stuck together in the bag and taste like perfume got sprayed on 'em.
time to kill yourself you fat fuck
you really need this, don'tcha~?
damn straight it is, friend.
Oh, I LOVE that one!
>not using anal deodorant
>claiming you're not the needy one
wow, you're really good at rationalization!
these threads are never funny
certainly, although I think I gotta get serious here.
it's all for fun, buddy! I'll keep it going somehow
Depends on what you wanna do! and click around, been some great music from folks tonite
I'm gonna hang myself
got my nigga VITAS on repeat.
drink more feggggggg.
>can never drink enough.
listening to Against Me!
>best band ever; pre-op
already drunk and drinking
this one's for you, buddy
Oh shit, my JAM!!
heh, LAUNDRY'S DONE!
Keep it going, YARRGH!!
fags and losers who can't get laid, so they pretend to be cool online
newfaggotry everywhere, my friend
cyanide is always an option
whats up /b/ro
ive always loved your threads and im drunk and sulking and just being a bitch right now
any advice how to move on from a girl you dated for 5 and a half years?
im not in the best place in life right now, i mean im only 20 but shes basically all i had
I possess an armored pile of guts!!
anything keeping you from wanting a beer?
hang yourself upside down, then
sick bro. peep this fuckin SICK cut i got playin here.
ya bitch im going international!!
you're always welcome here
My advice is to take a good long walk out in the world for a day, go places and see things anew, bring some music you like only for your reasons. Reboot your heart, defrag your mind and go home without calling anyone to take a nice, early bed-time. You'll feel better in the morning.
take your nigger shit somewhere else
haha, nice thread, fuckstain
im trying, ive been chilling with friends more and stuff but shes still always on my mind before i go to bed and when i wake up. i just dont know how to get through it.
the 3/4 liter of whiskey a day seems to be helping but thats about it
folks, I'd like to apologize for this cock-socked shitposter bloating the thread. I'm gonna make another one when the image limit's reached though. I wish I could do something
I'm in charge around here
good* shit. haha nah brah its ight im chillin u feel? keep it lit fam 100/
i hope you realize how sad your life is right now lol
youre trolling a fucking thread and im sure (at least i hope) youre an adult.
get a fucking education you waste of life
MUST FOLLOW THE LAW OF SEXTS
just stalk her like a normal person
then buy a gun and shoot yourself
this thread's just getting good
MFW Pingu actually summons the Marco Monkey?
God speed Macro Man, you are more of a legend than this Bubba Ray hill-billy fuck.
wow, really made me think
that means you too~
i'm not able to identify any one of you faggots singularly in this entire convo without considerable effort... it actually elevates my experience not to. do you, and quit discussing the medium of your autism, /b/.
stop being a bitch. there're fucking countless girls out in the world, getting hung up on one is NOT worth. dont even say that stupid cliche' bullshit like "but she's one of a kind" she's not. someone better is gonna come along. One female is not worth it. you're probably better off anyways.
time and alcohol....probably another girl to just fuck would help. thats how i got thru before.....massive amounts of liquor, this slutty chick that wanted to fuck all the time,.....oh yeah, and xanax with the alcohol so you blackout within 10 minutes. lol . . .and time. but who needs time when you have xanax and alcohol?
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