Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702168364
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>702174348
That's why I don't play any beat em up games really
>>702174419
It's not going so well so far. Got the shitiest dungeon in existence
>>702174673
Doing okay. Getting angry at this dungeon
>>702174742
>shots fired
>>702174863
I don't know, what am I talking about ~
>>702175193
Maybe Yuuko will be a generous god
>>702176101
I answered this already.
Are you a robot?
still here
Fags
>>702174677
I'll take dubs
For now...
>>702174749
If we replaced your 49 with my dubs it'd be a great success
>>702174802
True enough! Better than nothing.
I'm good anyway, cheers for the ask.
Just home from a night out with some lads, tired and ready for bed heh.
How's yourself been doing?
>>702174863
Tis indeed a respectable attempt
>>702174871
At least you tried
>>702175067
Dubs are good too
>>702175067
Better than no swing at all I guess.
>>702174419
Agreed, and fortunately no health drawbacks, just some very sore legs heh.
>when you get hime and unwind, the day just hits yeah.
Couldn't have put it better meself. Takes the energy right out of ye.
Haha, at least I'm not alone.
Hello friends
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
>>702176494
Saikoucon is really small. It used to be a very local con, but moved to a bigger venue further away because of rapid attendance growth. Zenkaicon is like a medium sized con? It's kinda known, but not in a big venue. Katsucon, from what I can tell, is a well known con at the Gaylord Hotel in National Harbor.
Claiming Felix
Waifu insults claimed
I just beat Huniepop after not playing it for like 5 months
Still here
>>702177078
no u
Claimu
>>702175947 (Yuuko)
Actually, it helps me sleep.
Weird
>>702176620 (lil' smug)
Aw shiet, you'll drink with me one of those days?
creative word
Claimed, im off to game for a bit. Later everyone
>>702175947
Well, this may not be the best inspiration, but i do love some bo man. I listened to his all his stuff nonstop back in highschool. I may send it to you if its decent when its finished, we will see
insert some /waifu/ pasta here
>>702177177
Yesu
Cut my life into pieces.
This is my last resort.
>>702176027 [chelsea]
you guessed right
>>702176620 [shinoa]
Damn first time getting smugged
Claimed.
>>702174743
A abstract, disgusting, tiring, melancholic nutshell. We must push on.
>>702174863
How'd you sleep?
>>702174912
>>702177352
I'm surprised you'd want that to happen. No doubt about that my man. All of the notes I've had so far, been putting them off. Concepts on studying market trends. See ya Best.
>>702175067
The soreness is something to look forward to, but it isn't at the same time.
>>702175138
How could I forget~
Doing what you trained me to do, Boss. Dispatch as usual.
>>702177037
RIP. RNGesus must be upset today.
>>702177121
Sore legs are a far better alternative.
Funny, I butchered that sentence heh. Really does, makes sleeping even more enjoyable.
We can dream of a fat wallet together.
>>702177376
How you doing Yuno?
>>702177401
Such edge
Think I cut myself from reading that
>>702177352
Ooohh that would be fun.
I remember seeing his stand up on tv back in the day.
>>702177208
I wonder if there are white noise CDs with just cats purring
Hmmm....
>>702177401
CUT MY SLICE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DESSERT
>>702177587
I'm doing ight, sniping in bf1 is so easy
>>702177401
Cut my life into pizza
This is my plastic fork
>>702177578
Oh absolutely. I love the soreness and inability to life my arms after doing triceps
>>702177738
Sniping is gg ez anyway
>>702177037
I haven't the slightest clue~
>>702177160
Kitten!
>>702177124
Damn if I actually chose a waifu it would be this one
>>702177728
No it's CUT MY SLICE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK
Trying again...
>>702172467
Absolutely amazing.
>Tfw you keep your waifu pics on a flash drive.
Feels good man,
>>702174348
Probably stuff that shouldn't be screencap-worthy.
>>702176272
>Pic probably related.
>>702177401
Suffocation.
No breathing.
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding.
>>702177578
Surprisingly well! Although it was no Root beer hunting lodge...
QOTT: Your relationship with your waifu is now magically real! How did you meet her?
>probably when she comes by to help with a casualty I'm trying to unfuck after a bar fight or a car accident
>takes note of me doing/saying shit I definitely didn't learn in first aid training
>casual conversation while I assist in stabilizing drunken, bleeding idiots leads to friendship
>>702177809
Not long range in bf 3 and 4
>>702178028
She stalked me
>>702176841
>miho
.-.
>>702176877
>>702177078
Where did yuno come in? If i remember correctly, i spoke to chelsea and yuuki :^)
>>702176884
>>702177177
:^)
>>702177121
Mmhmm! I've been well. School started, trying out beta, etc
>>702177208
Next year you mean
>>702177253
Creative reply
>>702177352
Take care
>>702177401
Please be okay dude
>>702177578
Pessimistic aren't we? Life is full of good times, memories and surprises too. Take this thread for example
I'll be playing vidya now. Enjoy chatting with all but talking to you guys while gaming is a bad idea. I leave you with favorite gif
>>702178028
Saved by her
>shinoa
>>702177641
>Cutting yourself.
Now that's edgy.
>>702177756
Starvation, no feeding
Don't give a fuck if I taste what I'm eating
>>702178111
It's a mystery!
>>702178195
No you're edgy!
>>702178195
A+ waifu. My favorite in the show
Mako claimed... again
>>702177578
>Great pic once again
I dunno, you tell me~
And what a great trainee you were
>>702177665
I wouldn't be surprised if there was one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffTF9ZOjAxU
Yup, you can make one
>>702178111
I always forget about that ;-;
>>702178028
Unfortunately probably in her hospital room
>>702178095
I was thinking more in Halo or CoD where bullet drop isn't a thing
>>702178111
';^)
>>702178195
Well, now I'm gonna go listen to papa roach
>>702178028
Suicide hotline
>>702178383
I guess if i had to chose a sound i'd go with trains from a distance.
>>702177578
He fucks me over every chance he gets
>>702177858
Of course you don't, I believe you
>>702178028
I probably wouldn't end up meeting her, because we're both alone all the time :(
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>702178428
Yup those two do not have bullet drop, nor does Destiny
>>702178028
If imagine we'd meet after she saved me from a witch or wraith (depending on timeline). Then I'd shadow her like Madoka did and it'd keep going from there.
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>702177918
Would it be wrong, would it be right...
If I tool my life tonight, chances are that I might.
>>702178028
Stalking, but she spots weak people, and I don't know if I appear that way to strangers anymore.
>>702178111
>Checked.
Nou.
>>702178342
And you're salt! Perfectly cubed edges! You fucking square!
>>702178350
Ty m8.
>>702178428
Ain't that a kick in the teeth?
>God his old stuff was fucking weird man.
>Milimeter, has got a smaaaaall peter, he's got two kids and a wife, plus he beaaaats her!
>>702178028
Magic. You said so yourself.
>>702177858
Senpai!
I passed out last night before you even sent that message I think
But the phone fell on my face too and it hurt like hell in the morning because it was on the charger and it was hot as fuck
>>702178759
Np brah
>>702178759
And you're bismuth! The edgiest!
>>702178028
>husbando
Probably helped me after I got into a fight or some shit and got the shit beat out of me
>felix-anon
>>702178634
That's just something I could never adjust to (drop off, that is)
>>702178759
TBH I only really know his songs that were played on the radio
>>702178428
>mfw my waifu cures your waifu's AIDS while I make sure my waifu remembers to eat and you keep yours cozy during treatment
>>702178678
Nice.
>tfw your waifu lets you battle the enemy by her side
>tfw you use a repeating rifle and make fun of her for using flintlocks
>tfw AFFIX BAYONETS
>>702179050
Long range sniping isn't my thing either
>>702179167
Based Mercy making my night!
>>702178028
Probably completely through an accidental run in. I honestly don't know, maybe I work security at one of her concerts and we somehow meet?
>>702178624
Hehehe.
>>702178904
>Phone fell on face
>Didn't wake up from that
>Phone got hot on the charger
Kitten, how the hell do you sleep through all of that?!
>>702179387
You
>>702179167
That'd be a dream, Mercy-anon. I actually sprayed my newest rifle's furniture white to emulate a Mami gun.
>>702179490
Me
>>702177756
It's strangely satisfying haha.
>>702177981
Awesome. Then straight to a bummer.
>>702178028
During a promotional signing or after one of her concerts with the group maybe.
>>702178111
It slipped out a bit. You're right about that, just tired is all. Better be at the top of the leader board.
>>702178383
>Likewise
I forgot the basics~.
A product of the greatest there is.
>>702178624
He fucks us all, no matter how much we plead.
>>702179361
Nice art, is it new :^)
>>702179490
I am me
>>702179050
I don't know the band history, but I swear to God he started as a coked up maniac before he got big. Then he calmed down alot. Like it was just screaming about piss, rape, and just tons of weird jumbled shit. Plus the intermission tracks were freaky as fuck.
>Good rhythm tho
>>702179024
And you're gay.
>So ha.
>>702178111
Delicious trips get
Good to hear anyway
Will be starting uni again meself soon
Gonna miss all this summer time off
Enjoy tour vidya!
>>702177578
True that
Heh, was close enough, understood what ye meant at the very least. Definitely makes sleep much more appreciated.
Kek, the things I would do for that.
Speaking of dreams and sleep, I think I'll head off to slumber.
Until next time dude
>>702179629
And you like men
>>702179361
The expanded image is infintely bettert than what you have for a thumbnail
>does the lewd
>>702179617
I feel like he fucks me exceedingly hard and without mercy
>>702179624
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>>702179700
Goodnight
>>702179700
what trips.
u mean these trips?
>>702179550
>spray paint
That shit better be polymer.
>not getting stencils and painting shit to pattern yourself
>>702179629
>>702179789
>implying we aren't all colossal faggots
>>702179300
Why fight from the distance when you can just run at them guns blazing?
>>702179617
It's the sign of progress! (or just pain)
>>702179629
I was more of a fan of MCR, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, etc. when they were big.
>>702179879
surprise keki?
im scared
>>702178624
Read >>702177918.
>The top reply.
>>702178028
Probably an accident during training.
>I'd still be inferior to her because of the IS exoskeleton that only females can use.
>>702178759
Mutilation outta sight,
And I'm contemplating suicide.
Cause I'm losing my sight.
Losing my mind.
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Gonna go watch some vids. Goodnight you steaming piles!
>>702180017
Don't be
I want to have you for dinner
Miho claimed
>>702177037
Maybe
>>702178111
Console pleb
>>702178363
Hello
>>702179617
Could be worse, in all honesty.
What're you on about, Breeki?
>>702179825
Am I just missing something in that picture or what?
5 hours of RE4 really gets to your eyes
>>702177078
Nice to see you too
>>702178111
Creative counter reply?
>>702180250
You streaming? Also, how's it going?
>>702179361
I am a heavy sleeper to be honest
>>702180197
y-yea?
>>702179917
Of course it's polymer, I'd never use spray on wood. But it's only a flat white, so there's no real latter that would justify a stencil. I would love to have Mami's rifle pattern on it but then my friends would know what's up and give me hell for it. At least with a flat colour it's discrete.
>>702179917
If that's the case, my bitch better have a good dick then
>>702179959
I see it as a challenge to try get through
>>702180250
Casual, try 12 hours of runescape/destiny
>>702180292
That's just my way in saying "I love you"
>>702180110
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothings all right.
Nothing is fine!
>>702179789
It's not gay with panties on.
>>702179959
Ditto. I still listen to them.
>>702180197
Dinner <3
>>702180348
I was lol I streamed sense 2 I will be back on in a little bit, its going alright! How are you??
>>702180494
>12 hours of grinding
Oh fuck that would end me
Nui?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM
>>702180585
eat my ass
>>702180423
Yes!
>>702180585
What did you have?
>>702180250
Kyoto love
>>702177043
You must be forgetful because I've never asked before.
>>702180250
>not beating the game in 2 and a half hours
Pleb.
>>702180742
Okashi pls
>>702180494
Wasn't it obvious?
>>702180509
Hmmm... what KIND of panties...?
>>702180614
Lol casual
>>702180655
Died in 'nam
>>702177862
Thanks that means something coming from someone who's waifu is waifu insults
>>702180585
Can you stop whoring yourself out for one fucking second?
>>702180963
It's a given or at least it should be
>>702178621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-R65Gg0CJ8
Is this good enough?
>>702179617
Want me to train you the basics again~?
Stop with the flattery now :^)
>>702179825
That's how it's supposed to feel. RNG ain't fun and games, it's sadness and pain.
>>702179959
Haha, why not both? Although once you get used to it, the pain subsides.
>>702180235
>What're you on about, Breeki?
>No root beer
Those words can't coexist.
>>702180250
>Five hours
That's baby time.
>>702180896
Dysnomia
>>702180484
>not doing it anyway
Why? When I can finally pick up a rifle, imma probably get it weeb'd out.
>>702180886
>not beating Far Cry 4 in ~15mins
>>702180585
I WANNA EAT IT.
>>702180701
Jelly?
>>702180742
Some tasty peaches <3
>>702180484
I'm the one they were referring to last thread, I'm the other Mami. Sorry for the mix up.
all yall need to stop being anon and use namesync/4chanx
>>702180655
Hello!
>>702180984
>>702181167
I take that back, stop whoring your WAIFU out you fucking cuck.
>>702180494
Fair enough, I feel like I'm decent enough at sniping and running and gunning
>>702180509
Have you listened to the new blink-182 album?
>>702180614
Damn, I've been home all day! The one time I don't go on twitch...I'm alright, got a lot of work to do this weekend into next week. But other than that I'm good!
>>702181091
Oh definitely. It's just I'm getting back into that routine and the pain is slowly subsiding again.
>>702180110
I have pictures saved to my phone as well as my desktop.
Sorry, I didn't notice that was for (You)
>>702180235
No, I only have one pictures that are good for doing the lewd. And I save it for special occasions :(
>>702180250
Hello Rikka, how is it so far?
>>702180585
WEW
>>702181091
It feels like he has something out for me though. Everyone I play games with can't believe how shitty my luck is
>tfw i ran 8 dungeons in a row and didn't get a single gear drop
>Farewell Atoka
>WTF Captcha?
>>702180974
Shit.
>>702181151
>not beating video games
>>702181239
Hello wonderful. I kinda forgot what we were talking about.
>>702181034
So how have you been? Haven't seen you in threads
>>702181235
Ryan fucking kill yourself
>>702181207
This explains a lot.
>>702181151
One of those people is my brother. I'd rather not deal with it as often as I would...
>>702180405
I'm both a heavy and a light sleeper, depending on what exactly is waking me up.
>>702181091
I meant about the art!
>>702181332
The lewd?
>>702181235
Would make things a bit easier.
>>702181235
Stop
>>702181396
My name isn't Ryan.
I'm one of the oldest of fags on this shithole
>>702181151
Only if Yuuko wants to share.
>>702181332
he he
>>702181235
No u
>>702180984
>>702181297
>Cuck
>Is the only one bootybothered by one's lewd fun
>>702180884
Then there are imposters
>>702180896
Omelette rice it is
>>702181071
No i'm afraid. I should record the train one night. You can hear the horn really well at 3 am
Thanks though.
I'm going to go to sleep. Bye thread.
>>702181577
This is a public place get a room
>>702181555
>calls himself oldfag
Nice trips
>>702180974
Cute feminine ones.
>>702181299
Nope, kinda in a music rut.
Lack of WiFi does that
>>702180509
I'm running and I'm crying.
I can't go on living this way.
Can't go on.
Living this way.
Nothing's alright.
>>702181332
Phone first, then if I need to change anything, I just copy them over onto the flash drive, or vise versa.
>>702180742
Sister
>>702180886
Is that even possible??
>>702181091
But like I dont play straight like that unless its a game I love last time I did that I played Uncharted
>>702181332
Its fantastic! Hey bb how have you been?
>>702181342
I think i said how's it going then you asked me if we could talk after your run, anyway how's it going?
>>702181472
Kindly remind him the object over which he is mocking you is capable of killing him if used properly. Or tell him to go fuck himself and be done with it.
>>702181576
>implying I wouldn't stab someone for a piece of THAT pie
>>702181800
E I E I O.
>mizore
>>702181235
I don't wanna dig up my trip for here after deleting it in other boards
>>702181299
Long range is just my weakness in battlefield
>>702181354
Knees feel kinda like shit but I'm alright
How bou you?
>>702181784
>Panties
>Not feminine
u wot
>>702181498
I'm mostly a heavy sleeper
If there was a robbery or something and my dog was barking, I'd probably wake up
>>702181472
Yeah, I'm at work currently, I get on later, night shift thread.
Awesome to see another here, hope you great time here!
>>702181775
I literally came from raspberry heaven back in 2003
>>702181936
I got some shows coming up, so physical and mental preparations are in effect
Who's a good kitty?
>>702181498
Yes, the lewd
>>702181500
That looks delicious
>
>>702181800
I need to update the list on my phone. I added a bunch of (You)
>>702181837
Not bad, a little tired and thinking about going to bed now
>>702182124
>grainy photo
That camera has committed crimes against photography
>>702181784
Ooh, you should when you get the chance. It's really damn good
>>702181936
Never really got into battlefield, hopefully BF1 will change that
>>702181871
I only have fresh peaches.
>>702182060
I see you read the FAQ.
>>702181235
Tripfag get off my board
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702181500
>>702181235
I don't like 4chanx.
>>702181837
That's my average time. Or was back in the day when I played the shit out of that game.
Also, this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1a8tm06HlM
>>702181842
It's going well, a bit hungry though. Maybe play a little bit of Poker. How about you?
>>702182124
Mavis' kitty a good kitty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW6nDOSbKZs
>>702181871
Well, he's got guns too and is trying to become a police officer, so intimidation may not be the best route unless we're going to reenact the Rebellion firefight. But yeah, I could just tell him to fuck off.
>>702181975
Nice to see another Mami lover too. Like I said in another thread, I was last on about two months ago, so I'm only here on occasion. But now if there's confusion if you're not on I know what's up.
>>702182122
What show?
>>702182264
I'm okay with it so far, not something I'll be invested in longterm tho
>>702182547
Dragon, Lion dance and some Kung fu shit.
>>702182370
I tiny chatted snacks and his cute little avatar girl snacks-tan that was a trap queen with the full outfit
>>702182383
>>>/r9k/
>>>/pol/
frog cancer goes there, and i wont comment on your attempt to troll with the "my board bs."
>>702182275
>implying I wouldn't stab someone over peaches
>>702182525
You could indeed.
>>702182252
Is this better?
>>702182740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL2yUonqz5s
>>702182846
Much
>>702182708
Damn real chinky shit hm?
>>702181299
Same thing happens whenever I skimp out on running, get the usual calf pain and shoulder ache.
>>702181332
That does sound like a vendetta. What'd you do in a pass life?
>>702181498
4chan being 4chan.
>>702181837
How long did you play Uncharted then? On days when there's nothing to do, may pull at most 12 or 13 hours.
>>702181071
If you'd be so kind to~.
It's just natural :^)
I'm actually going off for the night now. Regular Mami poster, if you're still here feel free to take over. Good night everyone, it's been good talking to you.
>>702181951
I wake up easily from heat and loud noises, otherwise it takes throwing shoes at me to wake me up.
>>702182252
I have done no such thing!
>>702183014
Fucking Asian Moot.
>>702182888
Death will come slowly in my 60's from dementia from drug use.
Untill then i'll be the shittest shit on the face of this website till it burns.
I will burn with it as I have been with it forever.
Sweet sweet release
>>702182384
>>702182954
Thanks. The second one is Maggie, she is fat lol.
>>702182252
Aw alrighty! Well if you do go to bed goodnight~
>>702182384
Holy shit I dont think I would ever be able to do this lol
>>702183014
I dont remember I beat the game in a day so I played like all day long I dont remember how many hours it was though
>>702182525
Oh, I do hope we can meet on less busier times. Have a good one and take care.
>>702182384
Listening to music and trying to find an error i made in brawl.
So same as usual. do you have any plans today?
>>702182740
>>702183164
Then let me quiz you: what was the Raspberry heaven irc named after?
Claimed
>>702182958
Chinky as shit
>>702183014
Probably kicked puppies and punched babies. Maybe committed a couple war crimes and genocides. It's all I can think of to justify shafting me this hard
>>702183135
Yes you have! You know you did~
>>702183227
Cats are the best thing ever
>>702183263
*pats head*
Good night kitty Rikka
>Good night /waifu/
>>702182547
I've yet to play it (damn homework)
Anyway, what'd you do today? That's a great pic of Maki by the way
>>702183014
Anyway, what'd you do today? That's a great pic of Maki by the way
Last image get!
>>702183227
Fat kitties a best.
>>702183354
Seeing as it's 10 PM, nope. Like I said before, probably just some Poker then going to sleep in an hour or two.
On Saturday going over to my uncle's to watch a football game. You?
>>702183460
That guy was a fucking dick.
>>702183510
Goodnight.
~Shiro
>>702183768
>>702183354
By 'You?' I mean do you have any weekend plans.
>>702183356
one of my favs azumanga
too bad I cant post pic of cute chiyo-chan atm
