Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
That's why I don't play any beat em up games really
It's not going so well so far. Got the shitiest dungeon in existence
Doing okay. Getting angry at this dungeon
I don't know, what am I talking about ~
Maybe Yuuko will be a generous god
I answered this already.
Are you a robot?
I'll take dubs
If we replaced your 49 with my dubs it'd be a great success
True enough! Better than nothing.
I'm good anyway, cheers for the ask.
Just home from a night out with some lads, tired and ready for bed heh.
How's yourself been doing?
Tis indeed a respectable attempt
At least you tried
Dubs are good too
Better than no swing at all I guess.
Agreed, and fortunately no health drawbacks, just some very sore legs heh.
>when you get hime and unwind, the day just hits yeah.
Couldn't have put it better meself. Takes the energy right out of ye.
Haha, at least I'm not alone.
>no life here
Saikoucon is really small. It used to be a very local con, but moved to a bigger venue further away because of rapid attendance growth. Zenkaicon is like a medium sized con? It's kinda known, but not in a big venue. Katsucon, from what I can tell, is a well known con at the Gaylord Hotel in National Harbor.
Waifu insults claimed
I just beat Huniepop after not playing it for like 5 months
Actually, it helps me sleep.
Aw shiet, you'll drink with me one of those days?
Claimed, im off to game for a bit. Later everyone
Well, this may not be the best inspiration, but i do love some bo man. I listened to his all his stuff nonstop back in highschool. I may send it to you if its decent when its finished, we will see
you guessed right
Damn first time getting smugged
A abstract, disgusting, tiring, melancholic nutshell. We must push on.
How'd you sleep?
I'm surprised you'd want that to happen. No doubt about that my man. All of the notes I've had so far, been putting them off. Concepts on studying market trends. See ya Best.
The soreness is something to look forward to, but it isn't at the same time.
How could I forget~
Doing what you trained me to do, Boss. Dispatch as usual.
RIP. RNGesus must be upset today.
Sore legs are a far better alternative.
Funny, I butchered that sentence heh. Really does, makes sleeping even more enjoyable.
We can dream of a fat wallet together.
How you doing Yuno?
Think I cut myself from reading that
Ooohh that would be fun.
I remember seeing his stand up on tv back in the day.
I wonder if there are white noise CDs with just cats purring
I'm doing ight, sniping in bf1 is so easy
Cut my life into pizza
This is my plastic fork
Oh absolutely. I love the soreness and inability to life my arms after doing triceps
Sniping is gg ez anyway
I haven't the slightest clue~
Damn if I actually chose a waifu it would be this one
No it's CUT MY SLICE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK
>Tfw you keep your waifu pics on a flash drive.
Feels good man,
Probably stuff that shouldn't be screencap-worthy.
>Pic probably related.
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding.
Surprisingly well! Although it was no Root beer hunting lodge...
QOTT: Your relationship with your waifu is now magically real! How did you meet her?
>probably when she comes by to help with a casualty I'm trying to unfuck after a bar fight or a car accident
>takes note of me doing/saying shit I definitely didn't learn in first aid training
>casual conversation while I assist in stabilizing drunken, bleeding idiots leads to friendship
Not long range in bf 3 and 4
She stalked me
Where did yuno come in? If i remember correctly, i spoke to chelsea and yuuki :^)
Mmhmm! I've been well. School started, trying out beta, etc
Next year you mean
Please be okay dude
Pessimistic aren't we? Life is full of good times, memories and surprises too. Take this thread for example
I'll be playing vidya now. Enjoy chatting with all but talking to you guys while gaming is a bad idea. I leave you with favorite gif
Now that's edgy.
Starvation, no feeding
Don't give a fuck if I taste what I'm eating
It's a mystery!
No you're edgy!
>Great pic once again
I dunno, you tell me~
And what a great trainee you were
I wouldn't be surprised if there was one
Yup, you can make one
I always forget about that ;-;
Unfortunately probably in her hospital room
I was thinking more in Halo or CoD where bullet drop isn't a thing
Well, now I'm gonna go listen to papa roach
I guess if i had to chose a sound i'd go with trains from a distance.
He fucks me over every chance he gets
Of course you don't, I believe you
I probably wouldn't end up meeting her, because we're both alone all the time :(
Yup those two do not have bullet drop, nor does Destiny
If imagine we'd meet after she saved me from a witch or wraith (depending on timeline). Then I'd shadow her like Madoka did and it'd keep going from there.
Would it be wrong, would it be right...
If I tool my life tonight, chances are that I might.
Stalking, but she spots weak people, and I don't know if I appear that way to strangers anymore.
And you're salt! Perfectly cubed edges! You fucking square!
Ain't that a kick in the teeth?
>God his old stuff was fucking weird man.
>Milimeter, has got a smaaaaall peter, he's got two kids and a wife, plus he beaaaats her!
I passed out last night before you even sent that message I think
But the phone fell on my face too and it hurt like hell in the morning because it was on the charger and it was hot as fuck
And you're bismuth! The edgiest!
That's just something I could never adjust to (drop off, that is)
TBH I only really know his songs that were played on the radio
>mfw my waifu cures your waifu's AIDS while I make sure my waifu remembers to eat and you keep yours cozy during treatment
>tfw your waifu lets you battle the enemy by her side
>tfw you use a repeating rifle and make fun of her for using flintlocks
>tfw AFFIX BAYONETS
Long range sniping isn't my thing either
Based Mercy making my night!
Probably completely through an accidental run in. I honestly don't know, maybe I work security at one of her concerts and we somehow meet?
>Phone fell on face
>Didn't wake up from that
>Phone got hot on the charger
Kitten, how the hell do you sleep through all of that?!
That'd be a dream, Mercy-anon. I actually sprayed my newest rifle's furniture white to emulate a Mami gun.
It's strangely satisfying haha.
Awesome. Then straight to a bummer.
During a promotional signing or after one of her concerts with the group maybe.
It slipped out a bit. You're right about that, just tired is all. Better be at the top of the leader board.
I forgot the basics~.
A product of the greatest there is.
He fucks us all, no matter how much we plead.
Nice art, is it new :^)
I don't know the band history, but I swear to God he started as a coked up maniac before he got big. Then he calmed down alot. Like it was just screaming about piss, rape, and just tons of weird jumbled shit. Plus the intermission tracks were freaky as fuck.
>Good rhythm tho
And you're gay.
Delicious trips get
Good to hear anyway
Will be starting uni again meself soon
Gonna miss all this summer time off
Enjoy tour vidya!
Heh, was close enough, understood what ye meant at the very least. Definitely makes sleep much more appreciated.
Kek, the things I would do for that.
Speaking of dreams and sleep, I think I'll head off to slumber.
Until next time dude
The expanded image is infintely bettert than what you have for a thumbnail
>does the lewd
I feel like he fucks me exceedingly hard and without mercy
That shit better be polymer.
>not getting stencils and painting shit to pattern yourself
>implying we aren't all colossal faggots
Why fight from the distance when you can just run at them guns blazing?
It's the sign of progress! (or just pain)
I was more of a fan of MCR, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, etc. when they were big.
>The top reply.
Probably an accident during training.
>I'd still be inferior to her because of the IS exoskeleton that only females can use.
Mutilation outta sight,
And I'm contemplating suicide.
Cause I'm losing my sight.
Losing my mind.
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Gonna go watch some vids. Goodnight you steaming piles!
I want to have you for dinner
Could be worse, in all honesty.
What're you on about, Breeki?
Am I just missing something in that picture or what?
Nice to see you too
Creative counter reply?
I am a heavy sleeper to be honest
Of course it's polymer, I'd never use spray on wood. But it's only a flat white, so there's no real latter that would justify a stencil. I would love to have Mami's rifle pattern on it but then my friends would know what's up and give me hell for it. At least with a flat colour it's discrete.
If that's the case, my bitch better have a good dick then
I see it as a challenge to try get through
Casual, try 12 hours of runescape/destiny
That's just my way in saying "I love you"
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothings all right.
Nothing is fine!
It's not gay with panties on.
Ditto. I still listen to them.
I was lol I streamed sense 2 I will be back on in a little bit, its going alright! How are you??
>12 hours of grinding
Oh fuck that would end me
What did you have?
You must be forgetful because I've never asked before.
>not beating the game in 2 and a half hours
Hmmm... what KIND of panties...?
Died in 'nam
Thanks that means something coming from someone who's waifu is waifu insults
It's a given or at least it should be
Is this good enough?
Want me to train you the basics again~?
Stop with the flattery now :^)
That's how it's supposed to feel. RNG ain't fun and games, it's sadness and pain.
Haha, why not both? Although once you get used to it, the pain subsides.
>What're you on about, Breeki?
>No root beer
Those words can't coexist.
That's baby time.
>not doing it anyway
Why? When I can finally pick up a rifle, imma probably get it weeb'd out.
>not beating Far Cry 4 in ~15mins
I WANNA EAT IT.
Some tasty peaches <3
I'm the one they were referring to last thread, I'm the other Mami. Sorry for the mix up.
all yall need to stop being anon and use namesync/4chanx
Fair enough, I feel like I'm decent enough at sniping and running and gunning
Have you listened to the new blink-182 album?
Damn, I've been home all day! The one time I don't go on twitch...I'm alright, got a lot of work to do this weekend into next week. But other than that I'm good!
Oh definitely. It's just I'm getting back into that routine and the pain is slowly subsiding again.
I have pictures saved to my phone as well as my desktop.
Sorry, I didn't notice that was for (You)
No, I only have one pictures that are good for doing the lewd. And I save it for special occasions :(
Hello Rikka, how is it so far?
It feels like he has something out for me though. Everyone I play games with can't believe how shitty my luck is
>tfw i ran 8 dungeons in a row and didn't get a single gear drop
>not beating video games
Hello wonderful. I kinda forgot what we were talking about.
So how have you been? Haven't seen you in threads
This explains a lot.
One of those people is my brother. I'd rather not deal with it as often as I would...
I'm both a heavy and a light sleeper, depending on what exactly is waking me up.
I meant about the art!
My name isn't Ryan.
I'm one of the oldest of fags on this shithole
Only if Yuuko wants to share.
Then there are imposters
Omelette rice it is
No i'm afraid. I should record the train one night. You can hear the horn really well at 3 am
I'm going to go to sleep. Bye thread.
Cute feminine ones.
Nope, kinda in a music rut.
Lack of WiFi does that
I'm running and I'm crying.
I can't go on living this way.
Can't go on.
Living this way.
Phone first, then if I need to change anything, I just copy them over onto the flash drive, or vise versa.
Is that even possible??
But like I dont play straight like that unless its a game I love last time I did that I played Uncharted
Its fantastic! Hey bb how have you been?
I think i said how's it going then you asked me if we could talk after your run, anyway how's it going?
Kindly remind him the object over which he is mocking you is capable of killing him if used properly. Or tell him to go fuck himself and be done with it.
>implying I wouldn't stab someone for a piece of THAT pie
I don't wanna dig up my trip for here after deleting it in other boards
Long range is just my weakness in battlefield
Knees feel kinda like shit but I'm alright
How bou you?
I'm mostly a heavy sleeper
If there was a robbery or something and my dog was barking, I'd probably wake up
Yeah, I'm at work currently, I get on later, night shift thread.
Awesome to see another here, hope you great time here!
I literally came from raspberry heaven back in 2003
I got some shows coming up, so physical and mental preparations are in effect
Yes, the lewd
That looks delicious
I need to update the list on my phone. I added a bunch of (You)
Not bad, a little tired and thinking about going to bed now
That camera has committed crimes against photography
Ooh, you should when you get the chance. It's really damn good
Never really got into battlefield, hopefully BF1 will change that
I only have fresh peaches.
I don't like 4chanx.
That's my average time. Or was back in the day when I played the shit out of that game.
It's going well, a bit hungry though. Maybe play a little bit of Poker. How about you?
Mavis' kitty a good kitty.
Well, he's got guns too and is trying to become a police officer, so intimidation may not be the best route unless we're going to reenact the Rebellion firefight. But yeah, I could just tell him to fuck off.
Nice to see another Mami lover too. Like I said in another thread, I was last on about two months ago, so I'm only here on occasion. But now if there's confusion if you're not on I know what's up.
I'm okay with it so far, not something I'll be invested in longterm tho
Dragon, Lion dance and some Kung fu shit.
I tiny chatted snacks and his cute little avatar girl snacks-tan that was a trap queen with the full outfit
frog cancer goes there, and i wont comment on your attempt to troll with the "my board bs."
>implying I wouldn't stab someone over peaches
You could indeed.
Same thing happens whenever I skimp out on running, get the usual calf pain and shoulder ache.
That does sound like a vendetta. What'd you do in a pass life?
4chan being 4chan.
How long did you play Uncharted then? On days when there's nothing to do, may pull at most 12 or 13 hours.
If you'd be so kind to~.
It's just natural :^)
I'm actually going off for the night now. Regular Mami poster, if you're still here feel free to take over. Good night everyone, it's been good talking to you.
I wake up easily from heat and loud noises, otherwise it takes throwing shoes at me to wake me up.
I have done no such thing!
Fucking Asian Moot.
Death will come slowly in my 60's from dementia from drug use.
Untill then i'll be the shittest shit on the face of this website till it burns.
I will burn with it as I have been with it forever.
Sweet sweet release
Thanks. The second one is Maggie, she is fat lol.
Aw alrighty! Well if you do go to bed goodnight~
Holy shit I dont think I would ever be able to do this lol
I dont remember I beat the game in a day so I played like all day long I dont remember how many hours it was though
Oh, I do hope we can meet on less busier times. Have a good one and take care.
Listening to music and trying to find an error i made in brawl.
So same as usual. do you have any plans today?
Then let me quiz you: what was the Raspberry heaven irc named after?
Probably kicked puppies and punched babies. Maybe committed a couple war crimes and genocides. It's all I can think of to justify shafting me this hard
Yes you have! You know you did~
Cats are the best thing ever
Good night kitty Rikka
>Good night /waifu/
I've yet to play it (damn homework)
Anyway, what'd you do today? That's a great pic of Maki by the way
Anyway, what'd you do today? That's a great pic of Maki by the way
Fat kitties a best.
Seeing as it's 10 PM, nope. Like I said before, probably just some Poker then going to sleep in an hour or two.
On Saturday going over to my uncle's to watch a football game. You?
That guy was a fucking dick.