Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702176970
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
still here
>>702183852
Last claim
>>702183129
Farewell
>>702183504
You weren't kidding when you said you're asian
>>702183541
Went grocery shopping and grilled, thats about it
>>702183510
Why I'd never. :^)
>Night Alice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW6nDOSbKZs
Still here
>>702183957
"insert rush song here"
Hey hey hey
Claimed.
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Howdy.
harbl harbl I am a faggot please rape my face.
>>702183135
I only wake up from loud noises
Someone could probably kill me in my sleep if i didn't have my dog
Claiming Felix
>>702184082
Hello.
>>702184082
hello
>>702183941
I'm more Asian than I like to admit but less Asian than I want
>>702184107
ok
Stop using a trip first
>>702184107
Dysnomia
>>702183941
Meant that to be for Maki but didn't put the post number in there. Rip me.
How'd the food turn out?
>>702184050
No! We need Rush lyrics man!
To seek the sacred river Alph, to walk the caves of ice...
Miho claimed
Gonna play so BF1 bbl
>>702184221
I humbly refuse
>>702184256
Ui~senpai the Queen of R34 and all things hentai/loli porn
>>702184261
I got you!
To break my fast on honeydew
And drink the milk of Paradise
>>702184256
is a cuck
>>702184315
I won't rape your face then
>>702183955
What is with that headpiece, makes me think of monsoon from metal gear rising
>>702184208
Heh damn, you chinese o what?
>>702184261
#rekt
It was good, for some reason I get the shits sometimes but whatev
>>702184300
Have fun
>>702184179
>>702184196
Hey, how's it going?
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>702184456
COCKMONGLERFACE.PNG
>>702184456
Fuck Dysnomia.
>>702184130
Based doge protecting the Kitten.
>>702184578
Well enough, my body is a bit achy though and I'm hungry. You?
>>702184443
I HAVE HEARD THE WHISPERED TALES OF IM-MOR-TAL-I-TY! THE DEE-PEST MY-STER-IES! FROM AN ANCIENT BOOK I TOOK A CLUE!
>>702184500
Rip you. I only get the shits when I eat my school's dining hall
Reporting for duty
>>702181934 (Mizore)
We going kid-friendly now?
>Meow.
>>702182252 (Alice)
>I added a bunch of (You).
I don't understand the context of this statement.
>>702183510 (Alice)
>>702183935
Good night!
>>702184625
Nice thumbnail
>>702184626
Yes
>>702184578
the usual. yourself?
>>702184675
He gets very protective of me if someone so much as touches me, it doesn't matter who it is
>>702184751
I scaled the frozen mountain tops of eastern lands unknown
Time and Man alone
Searching for the lost Xanadu
>>702184751
Oh well it's delicious, fajitas soaked in lemon and with my special seasoning, worth the shits
Fuck me.
![Back rest [you].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QVwKS15.jpg "Back rest [you].jpg")
>>702184837
(You)
I made a bunch of new ones that aren't on my mobile device
>>702184914
XAAAAANAAAAAADUUUUUUUU
>>702184938
Sounds delicious. My dinner was papa johns lol
QOTT: If your waifu has a profession or aspires to one, what do you know about that profession? Are you in the same or a similar field? What is the depth of your knowledge related to your waifu's job/aspired-to career?
QOTT 2: If your waifu DOES NOT have a profession and DOES NOT aspire to one (housewife, a teenage NEET, unemployable), or if her career/job is exclusive to her universe and/or the main, central focus of the story (CCG's briefcase carriers, magical girls of all kinds, Sensha-do player, dairy holder, deadman), what do you know of your waifu's favorite hobby? Are you into it as well? How deep?
>muh waifu is a doctor
>I only have first aid training and 12th grade biology
>a passing, surface knowledge of minor emergency medicine
>a solid understanding of a body's basic nutritional needs
>actually have a theory about how her healing staff works
>>702183955
>>702183768
Sounds interesting, i myself wouldn't bother though as too many people in one room always irritates me a lot.
I usually always do the same thing, i don't plan anything unless i see something important i need to be a part of.
>>702184500
>monsoon
Y'know, You know. I always thought the same thing but didn't bother to bring it up.
>>702184500
Half right. I'm also vietnamese
>>702184909
Why are dogs so based as pets?
>>702185134
>Idol
I know very little about it, but enjoy idol music quite an amount so I'd support her as much as I could.
>>702184737
I'm good for the most part, just kinda bored, hanging in my room, thinking about what I wanna do.
>>702184893
Nothing much, been playing couple games lately.
>>702185024
Give me one good reason as to why I should.
>>702183852
pointless thread.
why does this cancer persist. you can't claim a waifu. do something more constructive.
>>702185134
Yuuki just wants a normal life. She spends all of her time playing VRMMORPGs. I could get into playing those.
>>702185108
Were on the train to Bangkok!
>>702185310
Hey. Is she gonna fuck that dog?
>>702185310
I dunno
They're cute, smart and loyal though
>>702185108
Have not had papa johns in over a decade and there's one RIGHT across the street from mcdonalds
>>702185152
From now on whenever he posts that image of shiro, I'ma have stains of time playing in my head
>>702185180
Whoa since when do asians cross breed? Though y'alls hate eachother?
>>702185438
Aboard the Thailand express!
>>702185318
nice which games
>>702184500
I'm not too sure.
>>702185024
No.
>>702185152
I play Poker online. If you were referring to the football game though, I generally like being alone, but I love the sport and my team. Hell, I'll even go to the stadium if I have the money for it.
>>702185629
I only get it if the Braves get 6 or more runs because I get 50% off my order
>>702185637
WE'LL HIT THE STOPS ALONG THE WAY.
>>702185629
It happened somehow
>I'm an expert cook and a fighter, best of both Asians.
>>702184879
>>702185777
Trips fucking confirms.
>>702185768
WE ONLY STOP FOR THE BEST!
>ANOTHER RUSH FAN
HEYO friendlys
>>702185846
Dude I don't want to hate you just take off the trip
>>702185957
same to you
>>702185741
There's no explantion in the anime/manga?
>>702185762
Oh yeah that deal if your football team wins or score.. heheh... Dallas Cowboys.... heheh...
>>702185777
>Trips confim
Oi shit
>>702185951
Yis. Geddy a best.
>mfw I got to see them LIVE
>>702185134
Alison?
>>702186069
Give me one good reason as to why
first loli poster in a long time that i've seen who has posted a good, wide selection of loli.
major respect bro
>>702185692
Monster Hunter, Etrian Odyssey, Splatoon, Mario Maker, Kingdom Hearts, etc...
>>702186135
Being smart is a given anyways
>>702186069
don't hate me. thats not fair.
>>702186226
You're destroying our culture.
>>702186230
Who, me?
>>702186135
Rip you. The Braves are the worst team in MLB right now, unless the Twins decided to be worse
>>702186212
Same, I saw them for R40 and Clockwork Angels
>>702185951
Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon
We burn the midnight oil!
>>702185957
Hey man!
>>702185951
>>702185768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mC7j-fxqfs
>>702186135
Well, there is one. It's because their was a TV show when Shiro was a child and the main character wore a suit and mask very similar to that of what the Wretched Egg dons.
>>702186430
Hey rikka! is your ps4 network down like mine is?
Been trying to play all night.
>>702186380
Our culture started with tripfags and it will end with them.
>>>/b/ is nothing but porn and 9 level iron memes at this point.
there is no culture here.
>>702186380
Fuck off Mai, no one likes you, these threads are circlejerks and they're supposed to have trips
>>702186414
I saw the Clockwork Angels tour in Halifax.
>>702186430
The fragrance of Afghanistan rewards a long days toil!
>>702186451
Of all the Rush songs you chose Fountain of Lamneth?
>>702186585
You seem to not like /b/. So why are you still here?
>>702186691
I mostly post in loli Like I have done since the era of time. and delicious cake.
I am one of the oldest posters on this board and I will burn with it
>>702185629
Just the mention of that made me have a need to listen to it right now.
>>702185741
Was talking about the football game, you would like to go to a place as big and crowed as that? you must be really dedicated to it.
>>702186340
Bro man you need to like calm down with the awesomeness
>>702186414
I don't really keep up with sports.. might start playing it in the background when playing runescape tho
>>702186451
A prequel?
>>702186899
Lel same
>>702187024
It's just an Asian thing
>if I ever become like Jackie Chan I'll make a shoutout to /waifu/
>>702186614
At least I have character and self-respect instead of internet points.
>>702186677
It's from the only Rush album I've listened too. I like the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtd5ZMBLoFI
>>702186899
It's an amazing feeling being at a stadium. Love the feeling of my bones vibrating from that loud ass stadium.
It's one of the major factors of my life. I love the game, and my team.
>>702187024
Nope.
Anyways, how are you today?
>>702186677
>literally anything but 2112 as an example of a Rush song
2112 a fucking best.
>>702187141
Ah shit boi I'll cream myself if you do
>>702187212
Knees kinda feel like shit but I'm good
How was your day?
Also on the comment of "liking /b/"
Does anyone legit "like/enjoy being here"
I thought this was supposed to be our final resting place of torment.
a form of hell on this plane untill we can transcend to a higher level of consciousness in deeath
>>702186569
Thats what everyone ive talked to said but I havent tried to get on PSN today just been playing single player games
>>702186677
Smoke rings fill the air
Perfumed by a Nepal night
The Express gets you there!
This song and the Trees are my all time favorites!
I am gonna go now be back later guys!
>>702186648
Clockwork Angels was...interesting for me. The venue was outdoors in October with heavy wind. I don't do well with cold weather, so I was freezing the whole time. On top of that, I didn't know any of the songs on Clockwork Angels, so I was just shivering for an hour before they started playing the stuff I knew
>>702187024
I just set up alerts on my phone.
>>702187212
I've listened to a lot of Rush except for this album lol. I only really know Bastille Day and Lakeside Park
>>702187243
>not Tom Sawyer
>not The Spirit of Radio
I mean, 2112 is fantastic, but isn't what I would choose as an example of Rush to show someone, especially if I was wanting to get them into the band
>>702187433
I love The Trees! See you later!
>>702187412
I think I should joke about that.
>>702187412
Uneventful, per the usual.
>>702187581
It's the album Mercy recommended me. I'm pretty impressed, I'll delve deeper into their discography sometime.
>>702187581
The Spirit of Radio is also nice. Tom Sawyer isn't their best work, if you ask me. Closer to the Heart is God-King of Rush Songs where I'm from. Subdivisions is one of my big favorites.
>>702186677
>>702187243
>>702187212
Haven't even been in this thread. Just saw rush being mentioned and felt the need to point out that Hemispheres is the best Rush epic. And now I'll be on my way. Carry on :^)
>>702186857
How large is your loli folder?
Did you frequent /l/ and/or /g/?
>>702187433
Farewell luv
>>702187581
Lol what for? Real sports fan knows the schedule by heart
>>702187629
You be a cheeki one if you did
>>702187716
Whys that?
>>702187960
Because I'm a boring person.
>>702187960
Would I now?
Off to bed night bois
>>702187848
I was the one who made a poll to bring back /l/ when Hiro was instated as command.
He considered it and all the mods said no.
The poll recieved 75+% yes with over 3k votes
>>702188093
Aren't we all?
>>702187212
I suppose it could be fun, so you've done it before?
>>702188103
Ye, night ricenigga
>>702187716
You should, they have music for everyone!
>>702187839
I love most of their music. I think Tom Sawyer as a standalone song is the most accessible for new fans.
>>702187845
Hemispheres is elder god tier. I love that album so much
>>702187960
Because watching a baseball game almost every night is boring. Unless you're drunk. Or at the stadium
CONDUCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM
Can't wait to see
#WTFYoutube 2:Electric Boogaloo
>>702188220
I wouldn't sit down and watch sports the entire time, like I said I'd just have it playing as background noise
>>702188461
>#WTFYoutube
Is it the new chances?
>>702188561
Gotta love the new rules
>no controversial topics
>no sexual or vulgar language
Literally everyone would be kill
>>702188220
>mfw the very first Rush piece I ever listened to was 2112 and that was what got me into the band
>completely fucking blew my mind
>was basically COMPELLED to look up more
I guess I dove right into the deep end. The literal next thing was Subdivisions and then The Spirit of Radio. This kind of shit... Man, this is what music is supposed to be about. Struggles and visions and shit, yo.
>>702188781
So what? People get banned or just no more jewtube shekels?
>>702188461
I was literally just watching a video going on about that, people who made YouTube their job are going to go broke.
>>702188897
Probably both.
>>702186247
Nice cant wait for the new kingdom hearts
>>702188170
Yep, a couple of times. Haven't been there in a couple of years though. I love being a part of that sea of red though, would love to go back sometime soon.
>>702188220
I still have like forty albums in my backlog of shit I need to listen too though.
>>702188149
Some people live a more exciting life than others. I'd like to travel the world, that'd fill my life with plenty excitement.
~Shiro
>>702188897
no shekels, those poor people might need real jobs
Shame a lot of them have super cars to pay off,
it'd be terrible if they got repo'd
>>702189100
Not ones with Patreon
or the Youtube Red shills
goodnight
Im back BF1 sucks.
>>702188561
If it were like a big deal game or something, then sure. Other than that, not a chance.
>mfw I'm in a fantasy football league
>mfw I don't know a thing about the NFL
>mfw going to win anyway
>>702188785
First Rush song I remember hearing was The Trees because of my dad. From there it was just whatever my dad would put on
>>702189189
Better get to listening
>>702189225
night
>>702189225
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Akame.
>>702189310
B-but, music I know I like.
At least work was relaxing today
>>702189189
I see, it's a shame you haven't done so in a while then.
>>702189380
I know that pain all too well man
>>702189100
So much for LPing, I ain't letting anything stop me from talking the way I want
>>702189189
Meh, Marching band isn't all too exciting tbh
I didn't even want to do it in highschool but had to if I want the symphonic part of band
>>702189193
HAH that's what they get for thinking they're superstars
Good, I could care less about youtube shekels when I start making LPings or Vlogs
>>702189225
Sleep well akame
>>702189282
Lol
>>702189310
The only good I see in a big game is being invited for free food and beer.. (never got invited tho, usually we're the ones hosting)
>>702189467
Killed any snakes?
>>702189310
2112 was recommended to me at band camp, because of course it was. That suite completely fucking blew my 15-year-old mind, blew almost everything I'd listened to up until that point out of the water. It was exactly the kind of music I love, the kind I've always truly loved. You know the kind. The shit that makes your hair stand on end, boils your blood and makes your heart work overtime and resonates in a way you can neither describe nor even understand sometimes. It was an auditory orgasm.
>>702189790
Its complete shit. Glad im not buying it.
>>702189467
shame you make every sandwich upside-down
>>702189790
Yeah, especially considering it's the internet, literally everything is a flash in the pan, only a fool would rely on constant interest
>>702190074
I'll get it for christmas or something, I know I won't play more than a week
>>702189790
I get invited, but I'm usually busy.
>>702189896
Everything about the suite is great. I love the overture, gets you pumped up
>>702189743
At least I'm not downloading 10 albums a day like I used too.
>>702189644
I'm just more happy that I've been able to go.
You much into sports?
>>702190237
The beta is so bad. The hit boxes are broken. Spawning without guns. OP tanks/train. Fuck that game.
>>702190189
>Prease like commet and SUBCRIBE
Annoying to no end
>>702190441
I probably wouldn't go anyways but would be nice to get invited
>>702189790
No need to. They bow down to their master.
https://youtu.be/0QwRW148Jys
>Straya mate
>>702189896
>>702190520
>>702190441
Listen to Metropolis pt 2 by Dream Theater. Still objectively their best album.
>>702190189
I know. Instead of mayo we put meat.
And then it all falls off.
>>702190520
Not much, rest of my family is though.
They aren't really my taste.
>>702190666
Trips comfim
Plus servers keeps getting ddos'ed
>>702190682
That's in aussie? I thought aussland is nothing but dry plains with random treespots
>>702190441
Oh so much. And it does what art does best. Makes some kind of a fucking point. There's something to be said for just sounding nice, don't get me wrong. But 2112 makes a big point. It's all about being an individual and being your OWN individual. It fucking vibes with me. Everything it has to say gives me a boner, and the gorgeous music it uses to say it definitely strokes the boner.
>>702190945
Everything gets DDOS cause people thinks its funny.
>>702191124
Script kiddies with mommy's credit card*
>>702189193
Let's not forget Twitch.
>Ex. Someone goes to look up a Yandere Simulator video.
>The view no longer has any value due to new guidelines.
>Yandere Simulator is banned from Twitch.
>The guy making the game will no longer profit from his/other people's videos, the only way he'll be able to make more money to help with development is through his fundraiser campaign that will be at the end of the year IIRC.
>>702189790
Agreed!
>>702190669
I don't see the point of asking people to subscribe at the end, if I watched the whole video I'm clearly interested, I'm not going to be like "Oh man, this guys shit, but he asked me to subscribe; it'd be rude not to"
>>702190682
Aussie's can't do anything right
Seems picking a decent waifu is included
>>702191279
I don't think the new guidelines will last the month
>Kurumi
>>702190682
I'm not too sure how I feel about prog metal.
>>702190798
Not even football? What's not too love about a man trying to knock another man's head off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqzycdM4lr8
>>702191272
Pretty much.
>>702191299
Dumbasses, if someone likes the content, of course they'll subscribed for more..
>>702190669
Set one up with your friends somewhere?
>>702190682
I'm pretty sure you've recommended that to me at one point, one one day I will listen to it
>>702190952
Oh yeah, and Subdivisions does as well. Damn, everything they wrote is just gold
>>702191747
Nah neither of my bros are interested in sports
>>702191830
What about beer?
>>702191830
So bored.
>>702191986
We'll get together and drink and vidya then!
Playing smash bros drunk was fun AF
>>702192014
Same fam
>>702191503
I suppose i would check out boxing if i wanted to see that, i just find most of it kinda boring for me though, not to be rude or anything as not everybody will like all the same things.
>>702191747
Yes it is, man. In ever way, as long as you don't mind people initially thinking Geddy might be a woman.
>>702190945
The coast is fucking beautiful. We do have a proper rainforest. And plains so flat you can see the curve of the earth.
>there were no trees
>it was eerie, even in the car
>>702191299
But we can keep kebab and chimps out well. Pretty damn well.
>>702191503
Its a more prog album. They dont really get heavy and use the guitars more for the high notes than being heavy.
>>702191747
Ive also recommended all of Ayreon. I will never not recommend Ayreon.
>>702192264
Any Nintendo multiplayer game is instantly better drunk
>>702192344
Yeah, his vocals are kind of a turn off for some
>>702192385
Added to my list
>>702192385
Need to rewatch man vs wild to get an idea of aussie rainforest
>>702192482
DUDE.. just gave me an idea.. Mario party whole drunk
>>702192313
I do love myself some boxing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCHk_kKpVI
>>702192647
Ever play Beerio Kart (or Don't Drink and Drive) with Mario Kart
>>702192647
Ain't no party like a drunk Mario Party.
>>702192264
I hope you beat them
>>702192385
Well you can't exactly make a kebab upside down
>>702192264
Friday morning.... Hurry up and get here hurricane.
Hey Waifus how are you guys getting along tonight?
>>702191482
I'm with you on that one. Death to the new guidelines!
>The month literally just started.
You couldn't have worded that any better.
>>702192911
About to sleep, probably.
>>702192734
>Mario Kart
>Drink and drive
lol
>>702192774
Oh man I can just imagine how fun this gonna be.. I need another controller for my Pii U
>>702192786
I smashed their asses in smash bros lol
>>702192791
>hurricane
>Those tropical storms and shit
Lucky.. had a 50% of rain today.. was the 50% that wasn't rained
>>702192911
FUCK OFF TRIPFAG
>>702193034
No, you gotta open a beer and finish it before the map ends, and you can't drink it while driving.
>>702192911
Bored as fuck.
>>702192986
(You)
>>702193034
I need to flood out a car i cant afford it anymore.
>>702193034
To be honest, I actually prefer drunk Mario Golf. But that's only on the GameCube, because Toadstool Tour is the best.
>>702192992
On a thursday? But its not even midnight!
and you call yourself a shitposter!
>>702193122
this site doesn't have names or trips silly
