Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Reposing from last thread in case it was missed:
I'm at work right now, so posting when I can.
Con was great! Bigger than last year, but still low-key. But my cosplay got more praise there than the last two big cons I went to.
Eh, usually all I keep stored up there is that Chance toy I got from Bad Dragon.
That was the aim.
Alao gonna be eating soon probably
Shouldn't you be in class?
forgot theres two youkos if im remembering correctly
yea thats the bad part about it no vehicle respawn, mostly played 1 at school, wish 2 was on pc, tanks are fun, i like playing with a banshee are just jump out of it with a launcher up high
Well, i didnt get it yet. I gotta hope the interview goes well.
That aside, how goes it?
Well i didnt know, you didnt specify!
I just checked and im out of luck, ill save it for us one day
I started that way, but the more i worked the less i wanted bigger purchases, which is much worse. I knew some unloader guys at my first job and they said it was pretty easy
Well, if you like it, might as well do what you love!
Of course we missed you! How could we not?
How are you enjoying Brawlhalla? I played it for a bit bnut stopped playing
I've never had a sugar pie before.
>Apple pie is indeed shit
How are you doing tonight Maki? <3
What was your cosplay of?
Sorry for delete, this one was posted so I removed it
And yet more suffering has yet to come probably.
Good to hear. I'm doing grand enough, tired from being out and about with some mates.
Did a lot more walking/jogging than I expected to do.
It goes well. Was planning on going for my run. We'll talk once I get back, yes?
Yes, and I do love it.
Well, I haven't offed myself in a fit of despair, so I'm okay.
Ya, the other came like a week ago? i think. Time escapes me.
I've been calling him energetic Yuuko
It's nice to meet you still
I'm watching the moon for you~
Rule 63 Mami Tomoe. A lot of people were saying at this con that I'm the only one they've ever seen before.
Switched to mobile because I'm making dinner, but that won't matter because of new thread.
>Captcha was food.
No Captcha, you aren't getting any.
Yep, I'm doing better! <3
Doing anything at the moment?
Of course I am, because some of my games will run faster now.
Since when is snacking not involved in a lazy day?
Generally speaking if i order a sandwich its either chicken or turkey, but yeah being in a diverse area you notice a lot of stuff
>Most diversity in my area is mexicans and like, five black people total.
I think for my army it cost me around 500$ just from the models and paint and a few codexes.
Rip both of us fam
Cause school dude. That's why i get the same feeling
Youre very welcome
2 was okay cause muh dool guns. Other that that it was hella. Same. If the crashing banshee doesn't get them, my rocket or grenades will
Aw dammit! I'll look for something similar soon dood
You're right, gotta do that first so I don't have a guilty conscious when playing
It's pretty fun. It's $10 on Steam, and usually goes on sale for like $2. THe secret is to have someone who knows what they're doing show you what you're doing wrong, so maybe it's not a secret as it is common sense
I've also noticed white bitches LOVE
>turkey with bacon
>FUCKING CUCUMBERS AND PICKLES
>draining entire bottles of SW sauce in the space of 3-5 sandwiches and then asking for more on the side
Oh, and Subway workers regardless of race never keep the same sandwich for long.
That's pretty cool. You're like a unicorn now!
Excellent. You had a good day today I assume then??
Are you trying to give us a hint with that image? ~
It's funny how people know more about me than my Waifu
Are you the one from a few days ago?
End up selling the truck?
I don't really know you, other than us posting images to each other.
Yeah that is expensive.
Honestly once I move I need to find a game shop.
I'm fine with that, doing three things at once right now and it seems good for you.
Well that's kinda good to know but i would hope you wouldn't dare consider it, have you been up to anything.
Well then you absolutely need to drop by a sugar shack next Spring
I've been out of this misery for a little while though. It was worth the investment in my case
Doll claimed, and off to Sleepyville. See ya all.
It was a blast. Literally.
Helicopters I was alright in, just the jets I had absolutely no control with.
Aw jeez Makaroni, you'll make me blush. Yeah I'm through the worst of it, just gotta drag to the finish. Nice, like a bit of M83.
Ah okay, ice sounds like it'd be real nice for it then.
Not really myself. Hate to love ya and leave ya but I'm hopping off, have a good day/night/whatever.
Well the show must go on. Fingers crossed!
>Question is though, is it both pairs?
I'm sure it'll go fine.
Pretty good ofther than the dozing, but Ima fix that now.
Anybody else fall into a deep russian queen vortex that led straight into just dance tutorials?
Did you do it for an hour?
yea the other one doesn't get on till later, wasn't sure which one was the long time one, saw him arrive like a week ago had a yuuko gif or something or it was you with a gif... i need a link
yea dual weild is fun, but 1 was more fun in the multiplayer aspect, still no powerups then until reach came
im gonna nap for an hour or something
>No ones dick is as incredibly thick as Gaston's
That's nice to hear Alice
>How are you enjoying Brawlhalla?
Well it's hectic but fun. I just wish there wasn't a 2 second delay to everything.
Just editing some stuff from earlier. I have to take care of the house and lil sis while my parents are on vacation so I only have time to do stuff in the afternoon and evenings
There are many Yuuko gifs. Yuuko works well in all forms.
Probably him since this is my first time seeing you.
Anyways enjoy your nap.
Thanks! I'm just glad people seemed to appreciate and enjoy it. My friend was also doing Kyubey with me, so we had people contracting all day.
Giving me that smile when you say that hurts my heart man, you better not be gone forever
Im trying that on a dish sometime, ill update you on it sometime
You cant really go wrong with frozen treats so anything would be good
You are probly right, i shouldnt stress it
Messed up sleep schedule?
Heh, it's a never ending cycle. Lifting and shifting doesn't seem like it'd be the hardest, although that back might be in some trouble.
I'm well, no complaints. How about you, Alice?
The ride never ends my friend, no matter what happens.
Sounds like a pretty swell day, glad you enjoyed it. Was it an inconvenience for ya?
It's the downcast of all the work and other stuff going on. Sleep, eat, go about the day, repeat.
Ah, right in my price range, is what I would say. Pretty cheap though, will keep in mind if I can run it. Kek, well hey the more you know. An expert or someone knowledgeable is good to have around.
That's the plan. Good luck to ya my man. They're pretty good, ice is always good in these situations however. Night Doll.
But xbox gives me aids.
Plus I tried Halo once, didn't like it all that much, couldn't find a real appeal.
Christ, kek. I haven't been to subway in like, 5 months or so, mostly been home cooking now
>Makin burgers n pizza n shiet.
I noticed that when I was living alone/had housemates I never cooked unless it was an occasion, now I do it a lot.
>Idaho is a dry ass state for TG bros
>Except a few RARE places that I discovered
Outside of that I ordered a lot of my stuff. Kek.
Sounds fun! What champs are you playing?
Best garupan. I commend your choice.
Believe me, I've considered it. Good thing I'm still afraid of dying! But nah. My 4-hour shift turned into a 9-hour (actually 8.8 hours but whatever) purely because it was retardedly busy to begin with, plus our crack-snorting dipshit of a franchisee wants a store literally the size of a large bedroom to make 4 6-foot sandwiches for tomorrow. TWENTY-FUCKING-FOUR FEET OF SANDWICH IN A STORE I WOULD GENEROUSLY SAY IS 18 FEET FROM ONE WALL TO THE OTHER, IN ITS LONGEST DIMENSION. AND THIS ON TOP OF OUR REGULAR BUSINESS ON A FRIDAY, DURING CHECK WEEK, IN BACK TO SCHOOL SEASON, IN A FUCKING MALL. We are next door to a FUCKING STAPLES. Do you know how many customers we put through our line between 12 noon and 4pm? Well over 100. That's CUSTOMERS, not individual sandwiches. Individual sandwiches was probably double that, because most people order more than one. AND THEY EXPECT US TO PREPARE TWENTY-FUCKING-FOUR FEET OF SANDWICH IN THAT SHIT. At least the bread is pre-baked beforehand.
Bachelor cooking, brah.
Its for Yuuko
No im going to wait for the storm to pass. And hopefully find a deep puddle to get rid of the other car.
No rush in getting it. It's an 11 year old games with a rapidly declining fanbase. But yeah, we did a lot of seated rows, lat pull downs, and some other routine I can't remember the name of.
Ooof, sounds like my friend working at Jimmy Johns. He works right in the middle of the UGA college campus, and with football season starting soon, he's going to be so swamped with customers
That's good enough for me :)
I'm Alice though, nice to meet you
There are none near by, the nearest one is like 2 hours away
What is Kyoukutie up to tonight?
The ping delay was part of waht ruined it for me. That and everyone always using the same attacks the entire fight
That's a pretty cute twist to it. Did you guys win any contests? Or did they not have them
I'm not doing too bad. About to try my first heroic dungeon in the new expansion for WoW
How are you doign tonight?
And here I was getting excited!
Good evening to you
Nah, i think i'm too addicted to this brand of shit to stop. I don't know why though.
How's the writing going?
>Tries to figure out if this is a metaphor or not
It'll be fun getting the chance to splash around. ~
Hello moe something
lux support and yuno is feeding with top vlad
Who are you may I ask
Hello you too
Sorry to hear that.
Who would even order two of those? either they really want to get overweight or have a heart attack.
I figure you would consider a new job at some point if it bothers you so much, yes?
>the show must go on
Now I have this playing in my head.
I'll play this during my attempt in the thread, pretty fitting for it actually!
And both pairs would be best
We'll need all the luck we can get.
A swell day it was, cheers.
A worth while inconvenience I'd say. Forgot how much fun it was wondering around random places with the lads despite how tiresome it can be at the end of the day.
Only thing I regret is spending the last of my money, so now I get to enjoy being broke again.
You can watch.
Un-noticed by Mako
I'm honestly not sure if there was a contest or not. Either way I wouldn't enter one. Our costumes were bought, we're not that good at sewing yet. Not to say they were bad, it's just that the people who make them deserve the contests.
I'm trying to learn though so I can make a R63 Kyoko for next year.
I thought that was weird too
I fucked it up twice? Fml
We should just make /b/ a blue board, it will literally solve all our problems.
chicken is pretty good so is the beef flavor
also anyone want to play lol? yuno said someone from NA wanted to
Done making dinner, now to eat and type at the same time.
>From the new laptop of course.
Better than yesterday, that's for sure.
>Flashbacks to the screencap of your family problems.
Take good care of your sister for us, got it?
I just get swamped with white trash, soccer moms, and mildly disgruntled grandparents or other guardians who NEED TO LEARN TO CONTROL THEIR FUCKING SPAWN OR STOP TAKING THEM OUT IN GOD DAMN PUBLIC. STUPID, IGNORANT, ARROGANT COCKSUCKERS.
I need to build a better resume first. Need some volunteer work and shit. And experience. I've only been doing this a little less than a year and it's already soul-crushing bullshit. I would rather literally shovel literal bullshit for a living than this, but the job market is piss poor. Maybe I could find a way into contracting or something. It'd be more physically demanding and possibly more dangerous but likely pays better and involves less trying to explain VERY FUCKING SIMPLE THINGS to people who apparently can't read the big fucking sign that says "PLACE ORDERS HERE." Fucking sub-dog IQ retards I deal with on a daily basis.
Oh goodness, that is an extremely cute picture of Tomoko, anon!
Its cause I want K to have that gud shit.
>I make her a lot of different stuff so she has a variety.
Anyway, gonna bail cause K wants to play some vidya and stuff and I probably won't have time to come back
>Gotta get up early tomorrow.
Then treat yourself with vidya!
I have the game and i still play it. Heard hardline was okay
Jets were really weird to control. Especially in that one city map
Only wrong you can go is paying too much
Insanity some would call it
Really? I love it! The way to kill people gets pretty creative on a large map
Planes are fun to fly. I crashed into am enemy's plane cause ackbar and the sandstorm is crazy
Around here, I am known as Alice. You are?
I suppose I could live with this
Better watch out with that plan, Kyouko might come after you!
Life is a shame, I keep living it unfortunately
How is your new laptop working out for you Laura?
So whats up K-mart?
Not raping nano tonight?
What do you got planned for tomorrow?
I work at a convenience store and deal with the same shit. Loud/rude customers, rednecks, fat women playing lottery, drunks, you name it.
Roger dodger smug!
Yeah it seemed different. Looked like they added some counter strike mechanics or something. You have to buy loadouts and shit
I'm with you on this one
Very true, the more ice cream the better for me. What are your go to snacks?
That it is, a painful one at times.
Na, it seems pretty easy as long as i dont get too careless. Any plans for the night?
Damn, not like this
Im surprised you remembered. Its going pretty okay, funny you mention, im trying more now
Well you already overpay in stores for the tubs of it, it cant be much worse in a shop
Nano is busy with someone else
I'm being replaced, I tell ya!
Seems like a very big pain, hopefully things will work out for you soon enough, even if it seems unlikely.
What's the theme today?
It's a waifu eat waifu world i tellz ya
>no life here
ak me you going to play lol? if so can i join?
Nothing to much. Going to try to clean up the yard before the storm hits.
Nice trips. Give that kid a big hug. You both deserve it. <3
I used to do that. I get more trailer trash than rednecks,working up the road from a literal trailer park. Filthy fucking degenerates. Pajamas in public. Screaming children. Stink of cologne and cigarettes. No appreciation for anything and no concern for anyone around them. Cockholes. Drains on society. Spending their baby bonuses on anything but. Need to get the fuck out of my country.
I hope. Thanks. And thanks to anyone else who reads my ranting.
QOTT: Whose typing patterns do you recognize? Why? What stands out? Mostly asking about my own.
I don't know anymore.
Which oldfag are you?
Doesn't one normally clean up after a storm?
You just described everyone there that I hate PERFECTLY. Every now and again I just want to snap and yell at them, but I like having a job so I literally bite my tongue and force myself not to.
Do I get to do anything other than watch eventually? :(
Hello Yasuna. Nice to meet you! How are you doing tonight?
We'll have to come up with something!
My my, this early?
>I love you
My~ So upfront~
ofc you can. Do you play on NA?
I got alot of stuff that can blow around in the storm. I need to clean up or stuff will be flying everywhere.
You want upfront?
The delay is pretty annoying but the move spam is a general problem for beat'em ups. Not much you can do about it
Will do. Things are a lot better now
What a brutal world we live in, I tell ya
This is why I drink
I don't know you enough to come up with something decent ;-;
Oh, well RIP haha. Just hearing that sounds brutal.
Good to hear cutie. May it go well.
Anything with Amatsu is stellar.
Good times with friends is always worth it, unless it may cause some health drawbacks, glad that's not the case. Yep when you get hime and unwind, the day just hits yeah.
Join the club heh.
Makes you realize how repetitive things are.
>I thought he was dressed as Junkrat for a second
Getting too careless and accidentally pulling something would be unfortunate. Nah not really, just chill, studied all day yesterday.
Sane has a star symbol in his filenames.
Ho ho hoo~ Right on the cheek~
I wish to imagine you ding this as if it was in the movie Perfect Storm
It's unhealthy to drink alone
That's why i have a cat~
Well i try to cheer people up if i can.
As for the QOTT i mostly can see if it's Yuno, others are hard to tell apart because some may speak in a similar manner, as for yourself i haven't spoken to you quite enough to identify it without an image.
But i don't like to make assumptions so i just ask.
Nice to meet you too! I'm doing good how bout yourself?
So many trips
Let's see if I can have some
I'll make this attempt and then hit the hay
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
Kyoko has no reason to worry or rage! I would never try to steal a waifu. Kyoko is just second best meguca to me.
I never heard if That til now
Le copies other games
Depending how much youre gonna get
How are ya?
I notice a lot of patterns lol
That's the world in a nutshell
Ay peach demon
Why whatever are you talking about?
Hey there Breeki.
Close, Trips Guy. Very close!
Its a wierd mix of motivational and depressing? Its just back and forth for some reason
I cant make a chorus to save my life though
Im still waiting for me genjo mugen. Some artist needs to hook me up
Im sure ill be able to fight it friendo
What did you have to study?
yes and now on EU west as well
thats alright. what kind of things do you like?
yeah ok ill watch for it
I started lurking all the way back in... 2014, at the earliest. And not even on waifu. Mostly just YLYL and various porn breads. I'm pretty new, man.
Same, really. I had one guy today I could literally smell over all the baking bread and fresh ingredients directly under my nose while he was like ten feet away. Clearly hadn't bathed in anything other than cheap cologne in weeks.
I can tell Penny because of the way he uses greentext, Esdeath because Esdeath, and Mavis because the guy is the most amusing gaping asshole I've ever seen, including that one in the gif of Pingu.
It wasn't too bad, I'm just gonna be really sore tomorrow
Really? Interesting. Well now you have a new saying
swing and a miss
I'm a fucking starship after all~
On a mission, best operative?
I have my trusty pug with me!
At least you got dubs
I don't have enough alcohol in my bloodstream to survive
>Well, I don't have any
What about you?
Maybe a little play if Yuuko allows it.
Im more this guy in storms.
Maybe. We going to be in voice chat?
I think anime and manga is a given, but I also enjoy some video games, going to cons, and firearms to name a few things.
Another Mami hm? What games you like?
Which cons you go to if you don't mind me asking?
okay well hit me up whenever you feel like playing on NA
>New Player 1257
That's not what I meant and I'm also not sure how their system works
Ehhhh never mined. Txn.
Does it's breathing keep you up at night?
But do you have to do this in front of everyone?
Betcha you got on cute pantsu~
What do you mean there's no way to humanize me?
I like RPGs and shooters mostly. Legion has been eating at my time lately. I know Warcraft can be polarising, but I've loved it for so many years I can't let go. My brother also runs a local Arma 3 group, so we do that when we can schedule it.
As for cons, this year I've been to Katsucon, Zenkaicon, and Saikoucon. Next year I hope to attend Otakon finally, as well as Katsucon and Zenkaicon again.
>Tfw you keep your waifu pics on a flash drive.
Feels good man,
Probably stuff that shouldn't be screencap-worthy.
>Pic probably related.
Ah I didn't mean it like that bb
Mmm I hardly play WoW, I always go back to Destiny
Never heard of those cons, they like small and chill?
Yes sir. Aw hell yeah!
Kek. Soon enough with you. Playing bf1
It's on the xbone homie.-.
Messing with ya homie
Prinz hates it when others calls me that. Playing some bf1 on xbone right now. Yourself?