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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>702157981
>
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Claiming, pizza was delicious. How's everyone?
..
>>702158580
>Smug
Oh, I never told you did I?
I'm taking a weight training class this year. So yea, that's a thing.
>>702158844
I am well, need to go for my run soon.
Claimed
>>702158580
Sounds like a plan
>cutting season
what is that
>>702158873
thats hot tbh
>>702158580 (Smugger)
I had tons of fun, cause my boss left for the day so I got to screw around, and a ton of my IT kids came in and we all played some WarHammer40k and I absolutely destroyed them with my Nazi Space Marines. ^^
>Penny Claim
>claim
still playing league so wont be much conversation for me
>>702158844
What kind of pizza?
>not implying cp
>>702159131
Gotta give it a few seconds.
>>702158844
Papa johns?
Good homie. Playing bf1
>>702158878
Yo
>>702158939
Aw shit nigga! How's that so far?
>>702158976
Cutting season is a really strict dieting where you see the basic bodybuilding, healthy eating lifestyle. All organic stuff, no junk food, etc
>>702158809
>kyoot
>>702159034
Fuckin rekt! Lol sounds like a blast but all that in a high school?
>>702159109
Maid
>>702159131
Just wait for a minute dude
>>702158939
I should probably go run after eating that
>>702159087
Pepperoni pizza and a cheesy bread
>>702159259
Yep, got a 50% off code because the Braves decided to be good last night lol. How is it? I haven't installed it yet
>>702159259
It's fine, haven't been there too much to get a real taste of it. I have the build for weight lifting and have always liked it so yea.
Doll claimed.
Waking up sleepier.
>>702159391
Yeah.
>Surprisingly 40k isn't hard to run on the school mandated laptops
>and Lan parties aren't hard to start.
>>702159346
You should head to class if you need to.
>>702159466
Basic but good
>>702159259
hello shinoa~ how are you?
>>702159391
smug
>>702159507
It's you!
>>702159538
Nothing wrong with basic. I'm a simple man, I'll just about any type of pizza (except Hawaiian.)
>>702158878
i see you
how did it go?
>>702159507
whats up doll
D.Va
>>702159199
>>702159391
This is not how I wanted to show up, btw.
>Now it's gone, thank god.
>>702160046
It's not that bad Laura.
>>702159466
Lucky! It's a lot like battlefront looks but a battlefield play of course. I can't explain it well. It's one of those things you have to try to understand
>>702159471
Get dem fucking gainz dude!
>>702159507
Dolly
>>702159528
Cause everyone in school is practically lan lol. But its the Warhammer that intrigued me
>>702159546
Pretty fine my dude. Chillin and playing some bf1. You?
>>702159554
Doing well?
>>702160046
Kek poor you~
Cute blush too
>>702160097
Im simply amazed at this
>>702159970
B.VA ONE BAD GUYS ZRO
>>702160351
Sounds good to me.
>>702159941
It went well I think. I should hear about it next week.
>>702160351
I'm alright. Is bf1 fun?
>>702159622
That it is! As far as I can tell. What's up?
>>702159941
Nothing much, kinda in between sleep and awake at the moment. Yourself?
>>702160351
Smug mug, how's it hanging?
>>702160273
how are you qt kyouko
>>702160550
hey buddy
>>702159970
__d_va_overwatch_drawn_by_atobesakunolove_7b3672721dff80afe052250f540ade8
>>702160351
Yeah i have been doing alright?
doing smug?
>>702160605
I'm good, playing some League with friends.
You?
>>702160273
Kyouko
>>702160481
Galky
>>702160508
Mmhmm. Tell me how it comes out
>>702160550
I like it so far
>>702160593
Pretty good my dude. Playing bf1 atm. Just woke up from nap?
>>702160351
Its not too complex to get Dawn Of War going with a LAN Party
>A few of them had to do some customization so I had a practice game.
Its a lot of fun, especially when you play Tau in the second round for fun.
>Tau is a bitch in DoW.
>>702159259
That sounds horrible smug. I like ice cream and chips too much to go for that kind of regiment
Claimed.
>>702160605
hey shino
>>702160702
Does it feel fresh or too similar to previous battlefields?
>>702160208
>>702160351
It's just that I've had quite a long day today. But look on the bright side, I finally got my new computer today!
>>702160550
nice, i hope they will take you in
did the place seem nice enough?
you up to anyhting?
>>702160593
oh sucks, you woke up?
im kinda gaming the shit out of my laptop
>>702160351
I want to play it if I have the time. Installing it now!
>>702160691
Washing dishes, about to cook dinner. watching some anime with cc and doll. bored man.
Probably gonna play some league later as well.
>>702160913
we playing tonight?
>>702160593
Should go for my run soon. How about you?
>>702160918
That's great man! Works as expected?
>>702160942
Yeah it's a chill place. I don't know if I'll have enough hours to live off this. If it's not the case I'll keep looking for something but I'll have more time for that. Might play League
>>702160987
yes we are. I'm ready whenever
claim hikage
>
I've got a question for you guys. Has your waifu impacted your life/have you changed because of your waifu?
Ever since Mami became my waifu almost a year ago I've made some changes to mine. I'm becoming a more pleasant person by swearing less, I'm expanding my tea pallet outside of basic black tea, and I've been baking more.
>>702160702
Ahh shit, downloaded that but have yet to play it.
Yeah I think. I'm in a daze at the moment.
>>702160942
Yep, may down some more medicine, but it's getting better I think.
I can imagine going without it for so long. What you on now?
>>702161319
Just lounging in bed, feel like I'm gonna doze any minute though.
>>702160688
Fine. Was curious when you'd come back. heard you were b& for a bit
>>702160715
I only played halo on lan at school. Teacher kicked me out and called it a time out for 10 minutes cause the others hated how i get 1st easily. This was around the last days of 10th grade
>>702160788
Kettle chips are amazing! Ice cream? Hmmmm Gelato maybe or frozen yogurt
>>702160804
>
>>702160913
Fresh since beta. New maps, guns. But same old gameplay lol
>>702160918
Yay!
>>702160963
Rip! Maybe tonight?
>>702161559
Same
>>702161695
Not really
>>702161722
Oh i like it so far
WAKE UP DAMMIT
>smug
>>702161345
i hope you get it man,
hope i will see you later
>>702161559
hey there
still being stupid?
>>702161722
damn is it that bad?
yea it sucks, im still on league but i remember why i needed the break again. such a toxic place
>>702161812
Nice, I think the biggest thing we ever did was set up a 15 person Prop Hunt game.
>I don't even remember how I finally got it to run.
>I think I made a steam emulator.
>>702161812
Don't know if it'll install that quickly, but hopefully before it ends!
>>702161695
My life practically revolves around Shiro nowadays. I run daily now, try pushing myself more out of my comfort zone more, she helped me out of depression, I'm a more positive person too. Probably a lot more things I can't think of.
>>702161722
You could get out of bed to prevent that.
>>702161812
Kettle cooked is where its at man. BBQ kettle is a deal breaker for me. Yogurt is pretty okay but its not the same as some mint chocolate chip ice cream
>>702161812
Yeah that was to be expected. I guess the classes are similar to their previous versions too?
>>702162034
are you gonna play league with us?
>>702158701
Everybody with the same waifus, no originality
here
>>702162293
That's really great to hear, Shiro-anon. I went through depression as well, so I'm pleased to hear she got you out of it.
>>702162587
Bitch who?
>>702159538
I'm already in class
>stealthily typing like no one has ever seen before
Hello people.
>>702162369
>mint chocolate chip ice cream
Good taste as usual I see.
>>702160987
Link me to the stream please, I have yet to replace my bookmarks.
>>702161319
Yep! Works like a charm!
>Probably because I've used a model like this one in the past.
>>702161812
I haven't done much on this so far, so no games or other applications that I had on my old one.
>Yet.
>>702162064
Doing well i hope
>>702162148
All the guys and a few girls in class played it. Teacher said we were learning distance of bullets and timing of impacts should a VP walk in
Niceee
>>702162247
Give or take 30 min if your connection is weak like my xbone lol
>>702162369
JalapeƱo, dood. Gotta take you to tuti fruti then
>>702162520
Very
>>702162725
Yo
>>702162806
Yet!
>smug
>>702161695
I guess I pay more attention to detail considering how long I fucked about in the dream thanks to her. Kinda transfered to other games and then things.
>>702161892
Are the planes still as fun? That's what I wanna know.
Does you saying that mean I'm asleep?!
>>702162034
It'll be fine once these go down.
I don't mind it, find it more funny than anything. You could always mute all, you get what you need from pings anyway.
>>702162293
Well its 1:20 in the morning so I'm kinda meant to be here.
>>702162725
A MAK-10!
>>702161812
totally
and smh you were so good everyone got jeelly even the teacher, who even gets jelly only rule we had is everyone goes for the banshee rider in free for all and only teams of 2 in tdm and you can only work with one team together
>>702162034
not really, one eye wants to close the other one doesn't might take a nap soon
what about you, you up to anything
>>702162587
i think only like 2 waifus are taken by like 2 people each
>>702162587
i have seen a few jinx claims
>>702162825
Yep, unfortunately I have to install Origin to play this
>>702162725
Hello
>>702162725
You know it friendo, only the top tier tastes in these parts. Bad news, i may have a job soon. Rip me
>>702162825
I hate the taste of jalepenos, but i can tear up the chips, its wierd. Im down, im always a fan of frozen treats. Wheres it at?
>>702162725
I prefer Cookies and Cream. How are you today?
>>702162939
I suppose. Usually waking up is followed by getting out of bed though.
>>702163039
Hi.
>>702163261
>>702162825
Do you have squadmates or play on your own?
>>702163261
>
>>702162825
>"Uh, how would we explain this to the admins."
>"We're seeing what we need to block!"
>"Smart thinkin."
We're smart people ;>
>Plus we've never been caught before.
>>702163349
hello shiro.
>>702163349
>>702163374
>>702163349
This is true, I am a bit thirsty. I can get up for that and appease the routine.
>>702163261
>
>>702163626
What ya up to?
>>702163673
That doesn't look edible.
>>702163673
>
>>702162825
How's the Beta going?
>>702162939
I can't compete with the names Dollop, they're too clever. How ya doing?
>>702163170
Hi Yuuki, what's up?
>>702163210
Damn straight my man, nothing less. It's bittersweet, no more lounging, but the mons are coming your way. Good to hear though. What are you doing?
>>702163349
Cookies and Cream is decent. I'm pretty good, sore but good. You?
>>702162939
Well that sure is an interesting and helpful change. Hope that skill transfers to your career/studies.
We have bacon in the shop again. I still got fucking rolled at breakfast though.
>mfw 17 construction workers all walk in and want breakfast
>>702163999
>>702163999
Not much, playing Day of Defeat. You?
>>702164249
Had your attempt yet?
>>702163932
nothing just ate some food
>>702163999
I am well, need to go for my run soon.
>>702164412
What'd ya have? I had some pizza rolls a while ago, now just needing to go for my run.
>>702163999
True, and its gonna be a little more than the last job so it should be good. Theres nothing i want to buy right now though so thats kinda disappointing.
Im just hanging out and having a lazy day, you?
>>702162939
Haven't flown one yet
Yes
>>702162965
Blood gulch, tanks and banshees was amazing. Snipers is when everyone hides
>>702163170
Aw :(
I got it on my xbone
>>702163210
Same here. Some dishes goes so well with it though. I only know one in houston :/
>>702163374
Play on my own ;_;
>>702163454
Lucky
>>702163999
>trips
Pretty grand. I love the landship
>>702164249
Kek
>>702164522
ramen noodles. have fun on the run
>>702163932
It's an apple with a shaped peel
>>702163992
I like rice
>>702164004
MAMI! Where you been bby :(
Forget kebab. We need to remove fucking meatball first. God damn wagon-burners are obsessed with the fucking things. Not sure about where you live, but where I'm from, injuns have an unnatural love of greasy, fatty, tomato-filled food. Like, beyond a normal human enjoyment. It seems to be all they eat.
>>702164673
50% completed hype!
>>702163999
Well I hope they're MAKIng you smile. Pretty good, downed some medicine and dozing off a bit. Yourself?
>>702164004
Thanks man, think it will.
>>702164212
>17 construction workers
All that asscracks gonna kill ya.
>>702164249
Work yourself up for it man.
>>702164673
I don't think I can call what I did in the other battlefields flying, more of a controlled falling.
Dammit not again.
>>702164719
What flavour of ramen are you eating?
>>702164673
Yeah ^^
>Meanwhile I think I'm gonna play some SIEGE!~
>>702164970
>Wagon-burners
Kek. Whats gud nigga?
>>702164719
I will.
>>702164882
Ah. How are you today Alice?
>>702165131
Hey.
>>702164882
It goes well with anything I like rice too
>>702161695
Yes. In a myriad of ways, for better or worse
>>702165131
I bet THAT'S a slur you haven't heard in a while. Dirty fucking chicken-eating, spear-chucking, language-mangling feather-niggers.
>mfw my 4-hour shift extended into a 9
>>702165026
it was chicken
>>702164249
My apologies Trips Guy, will commemorate these trips in your honor.
>>702164260
That sounds familiar. Just sitting around, was thinking of icing my legs.
>>702164522
How many miles?
>>702164661
Sweet my man, always an improvement. Within the upcoming paydays you'll be getting, you'll find something. Same here, but I meant what type of work heh.
>>702164673
Haven't heard much about it, outside from a few opinions, none good for that matter.
>>702165011
You're hopes have been met in that case. Feeling a bit under the weather? Sitting here, listening to music. Was gonna ice my legs.
>>702165313
C-Ccutie
>>702164673
That's kinda why I stopped playing bf3. I didn't enjoy it anymore when my friends stopped playing it
>>702162520
HELL YES
pleaste let me know when you are gonna play
>>702162939
yea i know
i am mostly just tired thats why i over react
>>702162965
sorry my man
my head is a mess atm
you are prob asleep
>>702164522
Read >>702162806 before you leave.
>>702163673
>
>>702164661
Lazy days are best days.
>>702165313
Hey Akiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHkiZNT3cyE
Daily reminder that there are no forests on earth.
Here
>>702165613
I'm down to play right now. Add me
>New Player 1257
How's the NA ping treating you by the way?
>>702165425
It's a class based WWII shooter made by Valve. Think TF2 but in WWII. I did back exercises today, finally figured out how to really work out those muscles.
>>702165195
I'm not doing too bad. Pretty tired, had another poor night of sleep. You?
>>702165215
Rice doesn't go so good with apple pie though
>>702161695
I suppose I try to be more understanding of how people feel. Especially the loneliness that everyone feels. I try to be nicer too, but that also an impact cause by /waifu/ as much as it was from my waifu
>>702165313
Hello
>cute
>>702165425
Maki!
>>702165650
Hello Laura. Doing better today?
>>702164994
WHOO
>>702165011
Lmao. Did you akbar most of the time? Cause i feel ya
:p
>>702165131
You and your siege
>>702165425
Really? I find it fun
>>702165557
I enjoyed bf4 all on my own
>>>/f/3141480
#DramAlert
>>702165443
Yeah
>>702165650
Hello
>>702165976
Heya Alice
>>702165654
You again !
>>702165358
Shiet, I hate work extensions
>Unless I'm having fun.
>>702166118
Siege is teh best
>To me its better than every other FPS I've ever played.
>>702165425
A shitty low amount that I feel kinda embarassed to say.
>>702165650
I saw. Glad the computer works, you seemed quite excited for it.
>>702165774
Hi.
>>702165976
I'm also tired. I'm good, just need to go for a run soon.
>>702164673
Wait you put the chips in dishes? What kind? That actually sounds pretty good
Ouch, then thats only a meet up place for me
>>702165011
Long time no see
>>702165425
True, but i gotta be careful. Im a good saver, but when i start having a good amount of money i want to make huge purchases.
Oh gotcha, unloading trucks
>>702165650
This is a good lazy day, lots of snacking involved
>>702164340
Unfortunately no
Haven't done so for the past three nights now
Was unexpectedly busy with some random outings
How are we this eve anyway?
>>702165011
That I shall
I'll use that get as my ultimate motivation for my next attempt!
>>702165425
No need to apologise, you should be proud of that get.
That is also a generous offer, and I thank ye kindly for it.
How you doing anyway?
>>702166158
I want to masturbait to your waifu
>>702166411
Do it anon
Claiming Felix
>>702166287
I almost thought everyone of you had forgotten about me
;-;
>>702159034
How do 40k? Trying to get into table tops. But Noone to play with.
>>702165358
You had me at feather-niggers.
>>702165425
Good, I aim to please. Yeah have done for the past few days, think it's starting to clear up a bit though. Ooo what music? Why are you icing your legs? Its hot where you are?
>>702165313
Ayykiko.
>>702165613
Ah okay. Why not have a lie down then if you're tired?
>>702165774
That you are. What's up man?
>>702166118
Yep, isis front liner here no matter which team I was on kek. Always fun to hear people who could fly screaming when I got a jet.
>>702166291
Ayo Mugen, that it has. Good on ya getting a new job by the way.
>>702166298
Go for it! (Or don't cuz, yaknow)
>>702165976
>Anything
>Dessert
I see how it is
>>702166118
Do you play it on pc or consoles?
>>702166486
Of course not, you're lovely.
>>702166467
alright
i will then
>>702166486
how could i ever forget about you sweetie <3
>>702164882
Oh goodness, I haven't been in these threads in like two months. I've been really busy with work in the summer, visited family abroad, and now college. Went to a convention last weekend as well, so that was cool.
>>702165386
Chicken is my favourite!
>>702166183
? !
>>702166158
How are you doing tonight Akiko
>>702166287
You're tired but intend to go for a run? That seems like a bad idea
>>702166714
It's technically anything! You didn't specify it needed to be a tasty meal <3
>>702166864
Welcome back then! How was the convention?
>>702166655
40k is SUPER expensive to get started, its much easier to start by learning from one of the vidya games, outside of that an army costs quite a bit, especially depending on who you play.
>Then theres dice
>Codexes
>Shiet.
>Paint
It costs a lot but its a lot of fun, I learned a lot of what I needed to get started from a warhammer 40k general on >>>/tg/
>Penny~
>>702161695
Nothing much. Maybe comfort on a lonely night, because I have a ludicrously vivid imagination and can will my nervous system into feeling or hearing things that aren't there, provided I've experienced them before.
>>702166261
Yeah. But in all seriousness, Mi'kmaq people have a collective fucking hankering for meatball sandwiches. It's fucking WEIRD. Near 90% of the times one of them comes to my store in the mall, it's a meatball sandwich they crave. If it ain't that, it's a pizza, a coldcut combo, or, rarely, a steak. Then again, the Asians all seem to love either tuna of roast beef, and dumb white sluts love veggie, ham, and our chicken-based sandwiches. Old people love veggies and coldcuts. Middle-aged men, especially blue collar folk, LIVE for steak, chicken-bacon, chicken teriyaki, and sometimes prime rib. Oh, and Arabs? Also love tuna and roast beef. Being that I live in a city near a university, I serve a very... Diverse set of people.
>>702166691
Kek. I pulled that outta my ass.
>>702167007
Either smart or lucky. Neat all the same
Am I a QT?
>>702166691
I'm pretty fine.
And ya?
>>702166747
Oh..
(Ā“ . .Ģ« . `)
>>702166862
Ł©(Īµ )Ū¶
>>702166963
It's good to be remembered
>>702167017
I'm always tired. I love running, don't want to take a day off.
>>702167211
Yes.
>>702167065
Yeah, lurking the general is confusing as fuck and all they do is talk about orks and lore I don't understand.
How expensive?
>>702164673
tanks are always annoying though, snipers were managable we had snipers on both sides so it was pretty even, banshees was because it was 16 people lobbies and teams of 2 so 8 teams meaning alot of spawns in open areas or near close
>>702165613
not yet just messaging friends while just on here, i cant fall asleep. might fall asleep like in 10 min for like an hour
why's your head in a mess, tired?
>>702167007
>huh?
heh
>>702167168
hi youko
>>702167098
pulling stuff out of ones own ass is impressive, you a magician
>>702166411
Let me know if you catch anything
>>702166691
Halla Doll
>>702167017
I'm doing alright. Been playing brawlhalla for the first time earlier tonight. Been lurking the thread for the past few days, not really posting. I didn't expect to get noticed like this
>>702167293
>How expensive?
Hella
>>702167211
you're a super qt
whats that face? :o
>>702159795
I guess so
>>702162721
I'm sneaky too
>Probs too late to even mention class or anything
>>702167017
>Tasty meal
>Low-tier pie
What about the mighty sugar pie?
>>702167168
>Not remembering every single post on /waifu/ vividly
>>702166864
BBY WHERE ARE U?
>>702162806
rabb.it/shino83
you get a new pc or something?
>>702166486
I thought you forgot about me since u never talk to ole shino anymore. i criiiing.
>>702166118
It's finished. I want to play but I have homework ;_;
>>702167358
Hello
Who is this?
>>702167485
Good job
Seriously
>>702167281
>hug
>>702167384
>Hella
I need a ballpark.
Or another game to play.
>>702166486
https://youtu.be/0jlHz0wF0Ig
3c 33 (hex to text)
>>702167384
Hola.
>brawlhalla
Downloaded it but still need to play that.
>>702167098
It gave me a giggle anyway.
>>702167211
I'm tired and a bit woozy, but pretty good other than that. You up to much.
>and yes you are, very much so
>>702166261
Cause its like, super tactical, man
>>702166291
No jalapeƱos lol
No no. Im sure they have tuti fruti where you live. You pay by ounces
>>702166691
Lmao your friends must've had a blast with you. I'm decent at planes but grest at copters
>>702166714
Console cause laptop won't be able to l play unless i want -6 fps
>>702167211
Very
>>702167358
Know whats really annoying? How tje vehicles won't respawn since its practically indestructible. I love playing the waiting game in a tank. Someone gets close, BOOM and go back looking like a regular idled tank
>>702167511
Homework first dude. You know that!
>smug
>>702167628
Ah yes. I love hugs.
>>702165927
>TF2 but WW2
Sounds like a lot of fun. You did eh? Let me in on that secret.
>>702165976
Cutie!
>>702166118
So far I've only heard negative opinions, need to play it myself but I actually don't even want to. Haven't felt the need to play many games lately honestly.
>>702166287
Under 1 mile then I'm guessing?
>>702166291
I'm the complete opposite, frugal with everything. Then again I don't always have the most so I take what I can get. Sounds like some heavy lifting, would totally do it.
>>702166298
The luck comes around every now and then. Don't mention it, you've suffered enough.
I'm well doing pretty good, thanks. Just a little sore from exercising. Yourself?
>>702166691
You could spray and pray and you'd still be on target. Bummer, glad to hear though. Got a slight sore throat myself. A little bit of M83, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mkUp1V3ys0.
Sore from running, calf has been aching.
>>702167281
So as yer.
>>702167392
It should a cute face but some symbols weren't validated. ;-;
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>>702167497
Sorry, sorry
;-; ;-; ;-; ;-;
I'll drop by tomorrow if the stream stills up.
>>702167781
Did a lot of shit today?
>>702167810
:3
Thanks
>>702166691
Oh I'm afraid I must go for it!
Can't have three days without an attempt
The very thought of it alone gives me the shivers
>>702167886
I usually go for two miles. Again, I don't really like talking about this.
~Shiro
>>702167497
I'm at work right now, so posting when I can.
>>702167017
Con was great! Bigger than last year, but still low-key. But my cosplay got more praise there than the last two big cons I went to.
