Hunger Games Sim Thread
Post 48 nigs
Rules: No same exact tributes
No objections? Let's go.
John Scarce enters a fierce battle with against Kazugeta and Gloria. Two of them survive, one being the winner and the other being the coward.
Laura join forces with Moonman in order to take down the Russian scum Putin and his dog. The outcome? You'll see!
The baskets are causing the biggest cause of nose break in the year!
Chains, Cunt Destroyer and Grampa meet up with one another to a battle to death! Which of those man have the power to escape this free for all alive?!
Trump attempts to get a kill, but like his entire campaign, he missed his point, which caused the demise of an innocent being.
Drink Me shows that he doesn't need to be drank in order to be lethal.
CoD guy skills has shown to surpass Cock-Eye skill, how will this marksman make up for himself.
Obama it's not just fucking around, he knows Russia is a threat and just like that he follows Putin. Capra Demon apprentlyis part of the Russian Scum.
FUCK THE IMPOSSIBLE CAPTCHAS!
People are on fire today, Scooby Doo makes out with MAGMA GUY while Trash decides to snuggle with Flamelurker during this cold nights.
Trump is planning to drink the Clorox, good for him.
Epic Nazi Soldier enters and Shrek's swamp and for that he receives a visit from him.
Karen gives the taste of hell to the other tributes. Apparently, Karen is holding the apple of the discord.
Even though the soldier is a Nazi, he shows respect to a American.
Slutbles calls Slint for a dinner, only to find out it wasn't really a dinner.
I realized I should've picked President Kazugeta for this one. Also a political HG would be cool
Mr. Krabs joins the world of crime and snuggles with Pin Head Larry.
Philipp showing off he's not just some random fucking fish.
With the death of Asulma, Kazugeta finds a new super thicc overweight fat waifu.
The Toxic Berries appear at the field and together, this evil group of major chaos, manage two tributes away from us.
The Chinese CoD guy and the jews get tons of warm.
Obama became the new Demoman.
The Russian Scum, a black Scottish cyclops and Not Eurobeat fight off till' their deaths. Only one survives.
Grandpa sees that huge fucking thick abomination and runs away.
Dagumi strikes again after his double kill, craving for more blood.
Ed with a fucking gun finds his true love with Karen, however, that might be Ed's attempt to steal the apple of discord.
Way to go Dagumi
grilled up some chicken and now i'm here to rumble
Martin overhears Kazugeta and Doggered, he hears something that causes him to be nervous.
Mr. Krabs taking things the easy way, landing traps on the field and waiting for them to activate.
Cosmonaut ends the crime with just a little stab.
Philipp decides to not challenge Dagumi and GTFO.
Alright, fuck these boring days. I can't even narrate some cool events.
Sorry, Funny Bald Nigger, I will not be able to host another game today.
Ed joins a fucking Fish and together they'll kick some ass together.
Grandpa joins the ask for suicide prank joke but prank gone wrong.
Kazugeta, his waifu and a few other guys join forces to kill a nigguh.
You weren't dashing enough, motherfucker
sarina is kazugeta waifu????
kazugeta furgag confirmed?
She fell from a tree! It's funny cause she's fat!
Dagumi gets another kill, but this time, it was one he wasn't happy in doing it so.
Martin can't take the fucking anime music anymore and he gets that shit she's holding and stabs the fuck outta her.
Kazugeta remembers about his waifu this night.
Slutbles holds hands with Cinro... this means another victim for Slutbles.
MAGMA GUY gets a magma sword.
but, it says
>and his waifu
and the only female there is sarina
So, apparently the president and some fucking crab decided to drown me? I don't want to say anything more than that, because I don't want to get sued.
She's just tagging about. Asulma is THE REAL deal.
Well, at least all the districts still have one of their guys... except number 2.
Dagumi continues his blood-lust and apparently won't stop for nothing.
Slutbles claims another victim but probably got AIDS along the way.
Chinese CoD guy fucks up.
Martin takes the chance that Kazugeta is gone and kills Kaz's old friend.
While the tributes are enjoying the feast altogether, Frozen Lake and The Pit appear. Most of the tributes manage to run away but each of those monsters managed to take one tribute for themselves.
>magma guy´s death
The HG gods have spoken, they require the souls of four tributes.
Philipp has shown to be a master of stealth.
Nazi Soldier leaves his guns behind and goes the old fashioned way.
The wild landmine shows up and takes the apple of discord for himself.
Dagumi... what the fuck!?
WELCOME TO THE TOP 3!
Oh Philipp, when are you going to join your family?
Anyway, good job Nazi soldier. Sorry, can't host anymore lads, who will take may place?
Winner: Epic Nazi Soldier
Killstreak award: Dagumi
Survival award: Murrican in vietnam
Dumbfuck award: Gloria
Day of hell: didn't paid attention to the game that much so i'll skip this one
Trees: 4 kills
Landmine: 1 kill
Frozen Lake: 1 kill
Toxic berries: 2 kills
Pit: 1 kill
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