Waifu claiming thread!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Mai/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best Demigod claimed
>go into bathroom to look in mirror to get something out of my eye
>had been trying to get said thing out of my eye minutes prior to going to the bathroom
>there was nothing in my eye
>it was allergies
>my eye is red as fuck now
I hate allergies
Wank until your hands hand.
>lore was a mess
pretty much every game i used to like have had their lore fucked over
>nords now worship imperial gods
god TES turned to shit
Hands hand? What?
And ya, it was decent lore wise till the end of Cata. After that, it got kinda silly.
>And then just outright dumb
Is it decent?
>Shush about the name
As if you can tell me where and when to do what I want.. I'm a princess..
>It has to be this way
>WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
>The amount of respect I lost it won't stop hurting
I can't believe we actually did it. HOLY FUCK I'M FINALLY DONE
I saw their speeds were the shit but they end up dicking you with getting cut off and all that.
Ill shush about the names :^)
And its ilvl 750 and gives you a new ability specific to a class.
Wank until your hands turn red
Virgin yes, weeaboo no.
you forgot to claim your waifu faggot
Pretty much, yep. I'd rather have the nice speed with 97% reliability than 99% reliability with shit speeds though.
Decent enough, laying down due to shitty internet being gay.
So your eyes have been hurting because allergies?
My hunters wasn't that bad!
I was hearing about that. I think mine essentially was a large speed boost or something.
IM RIDING MALFURION STORMRAGE
Sadly. How much longer will you be there?
Show me where I specifically said I could. Implications don't count, free reign.
>Who the hell gave it the green light honestly.
If there's a will, there's a way. Noice mang.
waifus don't get better than this
You told me I couldn't do what I wanted right here. You're trying to restrict the princess.
do you know where you are?
Oh I'm sure you are. :^)
Till I fall asleep most likely. If I can manage a nap till either the Internet comes back up, or it's time to go do stuff, I'd be happy.
Pretty glad I don't have any known allergies to be honest. They sound like a pain in the ass.
Fuck u. Moonman is way better waifu than dead meme#247A-3
Good memes never die
they just get alittle
Moonman will never be dusty, there is no dust on the moon.
If it's every few months its not too bad. Barely get my internet cut but my internet is pretty good. Though I'd want cox speeds cause holy shit I've seen how great they are.
>I'M FUCKING DYING WHAT THE HELL
>A dying company pressing the panic button
There's always a way. So happy I'm free now lol
Haven't seen sunshine yet but damn do the characters look like a cut and paste from the original.
they're going to blow up the wall....
/ thread right here, to be honest
I haven't seen any Love Live.
I just got it sent to me by a friend.
Ah. I'd say give it a shot sometime. I'll admit the song sounds pretty good though. I would give some examples about how the characters look the same but if you haven't watched it it'd be lost on ya.
I think I was averaging about 40-50 Mbps or something at my old house. Yet to test it here.
I merely stated I didn't think it was meant. That's a bit different from saying no heh.
A nap sounds like the better option, well rested.
>They smashed the fuck out of it.
That is true. Heh, that feeling is the greatest.
I've been planning on watching so much anime, but it just keeps on piling up. I never get around to watching them.
I have 21 anime's I want to watch. And it fucking grows each day.
Mm, same. Stayed up for almost three days, but took a nap today.
Its 5am. I been up since 2pm.
You do. Its a damn opening quest to a region.
40-50 is decent. getting like 70 tops here. You're probably getting like 100 or some shit.
>TOO MUCH DONG
>There is no return
Don't feel pressured ah it's great
Yea I have alot I need planned too but I haven't updated my list. Taking a hiatus from everything but what I got hurts it. All it takes is a bit of motivation whatever that may be for you
21? Jeez thats quite a bit I expect 30 by tomorrow :^)
Well thats it for me tonight gonna hit it night /waifu/
>Never enough DONG
>There is no one buying the game.
Then the next assignment rolls in :^)
Following the example, night people.
Fuck you all. Im getting Ashbringer.
how was your sleep?
It was decent
Overslept a bit and now I can't get out of bed because there's a client in my house
Still a bit drowsy
How are you doing tomoko?
Not really, probably just be a neet.
And I like it that way
What about you?
client? better then earlier in the night
Meh, just my standard greeting. Night /Waifu/
well thats certainly one way to spend a day haha
Lucky nough to have today off so I might enjoy it with some no mans sky and a bit of chocolate
my best friends younger brother is going to court today for grand theft auto and were hoping he gets a bit of prison time so that would be good to hear if it happens
Oh yea, my dad is a physiotherapist at home
So he has clients over from time to time
Oh how come? It's good news at least
always around this time of day
Yea I was way to productive yesterday, need to make up for it
I've only heard bad things about the game, you enjoying it?
Wait you want him to get into prison?
Nah. I dont believe in that. Chens just a real G.
oh cool. well it was kind of a bad set of things after i got out of the shower
hmm well the fellow's a socipath, treats his family like shit and is a repeat offender
Recently, him and my best friend, his older brother got into a toussle because he was being pretty disrespectuful and the guy had the nerve to call the police on my best friend so now my best friend had to spend a few days in jail for serious assault and for that charge, the state of Iowa makes a no contact order mandatory and my best friend can't go back to his own house, even though he's the only one who pays bills and the younger one doesnt
It would be nice if something besides prisons would happen
but he definately needs rehabilitation
And it is one of my favorite games the past few years I would say so far
I could understand why some would call it bad with all the hype
but compared to other newer released games
it has hella high replay value
I've put maybe 60 hours into it
and played with friends
still loving it
what kind of vidya are you into/
Oh sucks, what happened
If you want to talk about it that is?
Oh damn sounds rough, I understand some people need to be put into their place.
I'm not really calling it bad, but apparently it got over hyped. But as long as you're having fun with it
Im a huge Nintendo fan and ive been replaying all the GameCube classics this holiday
But if my PC wasn't broken I'd probably only be playing mobas
I play them a lot
gamecube was a fun one though I can't much say I ever owned one
I remember luigi's mansion so long ago!
hmm mobas do you prefer LoL or DoTa?
I think it's the best Nintendo has put out, and yea that was a gem
I prefer lol yes, but I have played them all, I mean all the good ones. Lol, smite and hots are my most played though
well i had a bit of a headache so i went to get some tylenol or something and i saw something i shouldnt have. didnt get the medicine and went back to my room picked up my headphones and those got a crack somehow in the middle now. luckily its still in one piece. then my base got raided in rust by 4 guys with full autos to my little pistols.
So many of you guys are going to sleep, just how many of you are now waking up?
>Good morining guys.
>Saw something I shouldn't have
Care to elaborate
Sounds like a rough day I'm sorry man
Glad to hear you're feeling better
>Gotta walk my dog
Might not answer
well its going to be awkward later between some family and me later. and ill be here
It's cause mericans are still asleep
Damn, barely just woke up and I'm already hungry.
>Also friendly reminder that spiders are sneaky little bastards.
Oh? And who might you be?
>I'm an American.
A good majority of them, yes.
Of course not everyone is asleep, but most people are.
Pleased to meet you my names Bard I'm from the anime trip threads that used to be on this board before names got taken away
Whats your name friend
I have to get up early sometimes for my job anyways, but I don't work early today.
Laura Bodewig from Infinite Stratos, at your service!
Im here, Im relatively straight with some major cases of adverse sexuality, get used to it
So you're straight but sometimes mistakes happen?
Only if you like Mecha/Action and Harem. Either way, it's really good, except the MC is the most densest character you will ever know.
Precisely, perfectly put pretty puddin
That seems like a trademark of good mecha anime ussually lol
Cheers friend I might look into it
One shouldnt do it to their own, you fuckin clod
>Sexualising the waifu
Sounds hella gay, not that I mind of course
Nice trips here btw
I think being edgy is more disgusting than everything else.
+being a closed minded stupid guy, even when you're a trans trash and judging/putting a tag/label on everything, like you're doing.
Ya just shouldnt! Theres millions of pieces of media if no more!
Wiggity word wonderboy
We doin this?
Hey I'm back
To entertain you.
Oh my, I think I understand
Kek, how does that even happen
Sorry for laughing but it's pretty funny.
Any plans for today?
How's it going kneesocks
I don't know how to tell you this...
How goes it?
Welp, cant say I didnt try
well the meds where in the other bathroom and there is one way to get there. and yeah kind just walked into the room before the bathroom which is a bedroom.
Do you want to?
You go right ahead.
>Also Sub > Dub.
Trust me on this one, the dub isn't worth it.
Just came back from a pretty hot and dry walk with doggo
You up to anything?
Hahaha I'm sorry
It must have been very awkward.
Just don't look them in the eye, it'll be over soon
What sort of job do you have?
Some dubs are pretty good
I liked mirai Nikki for example
Sub was better, but I can't say the dub was bad
Good morning Laura. I haven't been to sleep yet
You >puts in one hand, takes one out
Me >will respect the distance
D-did you say the defib?
I killed it dint I?
Not really.Eatin my blueberry soup
I would have to say the only anime I could stand the dub of was dragon ball z and Im kinda biased cause I grew up on it
maybe I'm just a loser weeb aha
The world on you depends...
I'm sorry tomoko
I can't help it
Atleast you're feeling better now.
No no, I agree completely dbz had an amazing dub. And I love it for the same reason
>Still watch it sometimes
Too much responsibility...
Blueberries in skim milk, really good man
thats ok. so plans for today?
Check this. Goin to Pornhub for the music yo
I have to say, that sounds better then soup. I don't think blueberries and soup go together so I was worried you were going crazy.
Also I thought you ran on dew in the morning?
I think I can finally do it
Full on neet day
Just me and my GameCube
>Really hoping I get my pc back today
sounds great. we could maybe play something
I've said this many times, I work as a contractor.
I don't know how I can help you there...
>pussy on pornhub
It is right in front of me, as well as my dark roast!
I wanna suck Candela's tits.
That would be pretty great, but I have yet to set up my na account and from what I've heard our steam games aren't that alike
Had anything in mind?
Oh I'm sorry
I don't believe we have talked much so I didn't know
Or did I? I already feel my mind slipping
Damn. Sounds like a sweat breakfast
I have to make do with tea and bread
Sucks to be me i guess
Oh. Same band stuff now?
valor is ok but mystic is better.
i could set up an EU account. although being paired with you id probably feed really bad. im fine with having nothing. No i havent stalked your steam games