Waifu claiming thread! Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
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Waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Mai/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best Demigod claimed
Kill yourselves.
Claimed.
>go into bathroom to look in mirror to get something out of my eye
>had been trying to get said thing out of my eye minutes prior to going to the bathroom
>there was nothing in my eye
>it was allergies
>my eye is red as fuck now
I hate allergies
Miho claimed
I cant sleep....
>>701801061
Wank until your hands hand.
>lore was a mess
pretty much every game i used to like have had their lore fucked over
>nords now worship imperial gods
>even stormcloaks
god TES turned to shit
@701801218
o
>jenny claimed
>>701801256
Hello Cat.
>>701801370
Hands hand? What?
And ya, it was decent lore wise till the end of Cata. After that, it got kinda silly.
>And then just outright dumb
>>701801126
>Rory
Is it decent?
>Shush about the name
>>701800782
As if you can tell me where and when to do what I want.. I'm a princess..
Claimed.
>>701801232
Allo NIchijou how are you doing
Umi claimed
>>701800782
>It has to be this way
>WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
>The amount of respect I lost it won't stop hurting
I can't believe we actually did it. HOLY FUCK I'M FINALLY DONE
>>701801061
I saw their speeds were the shit but they end up dicking you with getting cut off and all that.
>>701801526
Hey senpai. How are you doing?
How does it feel to be a weaboo Virgin?
>>701801579
Hello Yuuko.
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
still here
and
>>701801689
fine
>>701801526
Ill shush about the names :^)
And its ilvl 750 and gives you a new ability specific to a class.
>>701801526
Wank until your hands turn red
>>701801689
Virgin yes, weeaboo no.
>>701801757
you forgot to claim your waifu faggot
Mommy mommy my girlfriend looks just like my pillow!
Claimed
>>701801630
Pretty much, yep. I'd rather have the nice speed with 97% reliability than 99% reliability with shit speeds though.
>>701801686
Decent enough, laying down due to shitty internet being gay.
So your eyes have been hurting because allergies?
>>701801828
My hunters wasn't that bad!
>New ability
I was hearing about that. I think mine essentially was a large speed boost or something.
Fucking claimed
>>701801526
IM RIDING MALFURION STORMRAGE
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
>claimed
Claimed!
Claimeddddd
All of you
Moonman is back. But only for a claim.
![Kirino [358].png](https://i.imgur.com/yCOkL0P.png "Kirino [358].png")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6TyXkjMGlM
>>701802248
ur supposed 2 have only one >:-(
>>701801061
Sadly. How much longer will you be there?
>>701801578
Show me where I specifically said I could. Implications don't count, free reign.
>>701801630
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytNqYmctTt8
>Who the hell gave it the green light honestly.
If there's a will, there's a way. Noice mang.
>>701802204
>>701802120
>>701802057
waifus don't get better than this
>>701801930
Allergies and stuff, yeah
Not fun
>>701802359
You told me I couldn't do what I wanted right here. You're trying to restrict the princess.
>>701801228
>>701801757
do you know where you are?
>>701802037
Oh I'm sure you are. :^)
>>701802359
Till I fall asleep most likely. If I can manage a nap till either the Internet comes back up, or it's time to go do stuff, I'd be happy.
>>701802418
Pretty glad I don't have any known allergies to be honest. They sound like a pain in the ass.
>>701802383
Fuck u. Moonman is way better waifu than dead meme#247A-3
>>701802581
Good memes never die
they just get alittle
Dusty
>>701801703
Hey there~.
How goes it?
>>701802383
but what if ur a muslim mexican?
>>701802715
Moonman will never be dusty, there is no dust on the moon.
>>701802550
They are
They are not fun at all
>>701801930
If it's every few months its not too bad. Barely get my internet cut but my internet is pretty good. Though I'd want cox speeds cause holy shit I've seen how great they are.
>>701802359
>I'M FUCKING DYING WHAT THE HELL
>A dying company pressing the panic button
There's always a way. So happy I'm free now lol
>>701802325
Haven't seen sunshine yet but damn do the characters look like a cut and paste from the original.
>>701802734
they're going to blow up the wall....
>>701802818
/ thread right here, to be honest
![Kirino [359].png](https://i.imgur.com/f0DADCU.jpg "Kirino [359].png")
>>701802835
I haven't seen any Love Live.
I just got it sent to me by a friend.
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>701803135
Ah. I'd say give it a shot sometime. I'll admit the song sounds pretty good though. I would give some examples about how the characters look the same but if you haven't watched it it'd be lost on ya.
>>701802835
I think I was averaging about 40-50 Mbps or something at my old house. Yet to test it here.
>>701802468
I merely stated I didn't think it was meant. That's a bit different from saying no heh.
>>701802550
A nap sounds like the better option, well rested.
>>701802835
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH_rU7rwc0o
>They smashed the fuck out of it.
That is true. Heh, that feeling is the greatest.
Claimed
![Kirino [361].png](https://i.imgur.com/iVI1ca9.png "Kirino [361].png")
>>701803566
I've been planning on watching so much anime, but it just keeps on piling up. I never get around to watching them.
I have 21 anime's I want to watch. And it fucking grows each day.
>>701802733
Ok just sleepy.
>>701803729
3DPD.
>>701803778
Mm, same. Stayed up for almost three days, but took a nap today.
>>701804065
Its 5am. I been up since 2pm.
>>701802550
You do. Its a damn opening quest to a region.
>>701803663
40-50 is decent. getting like 70 tops here. You're probably getting like 100 or some shit.
>>701803697
>TOO MUCH DONG
>There is no return
Don't feel pressured ah it's great
>>701803737
Yea I have alot I need planned too but I haven't updated my list. Taking a hiatus from everything but what I got hurts it. All it takes is a bit of motivation whatever that may be for you
21? Jeez thats quite a bit I expect 30 by tomorrow :^)
Well thats it for me tonight gonna hit it night /waifu/
>>701804290
>Never enough DONG
>There is no one buying the game.
Then the next assignment rolls in :^)
Following the example, night people.
>>701804962
Sleep well maki
Fuck you all. Im getting Ashbringer.
>Rory-sama
Good morning
How is everyone
Hey faggs
>>701805637
how was your sleep?
>>701805669
rude mavis
>>701805810
It was decent
Overslept a bit and now I can't get out of bed because there's a client in my house
Still a bit drowsy
How are you doing tomoko?
>>701805637
Gooood morning there
have any plans for the day?
>>701806151
Not really, probably just be a neet.
And I like it that way
What about you?
>>701806093
client? better then earlier in the night
>>701805810
Meh, just my standard greeting. Night /Waifu/
>>701806375
than* words are hard
>>701806413
night
Thread is slow
>>701806483
One last pic to bump.
-Mavis
>>701806350
well thats certainly one way to spend a day haha
Lucky nough to have today off so I might enjoy it with some no mans sky and a bit of chocolate
my best friends younger brother is going to court today for grand theft auto and were hoping he gets a bit of prison time so that would be good to hear if it happens
>>701806585
I already have that one
>>701806483
Thank you.
>>701806674
>>701806375
Oh yea, my dad is a physiotherapist at home
So he has clients over from time to time
Oh how come? It's good news at least
>>701806483
always around this time of day
>>701806624
Yea I was way to productive yesterday, need to make up for it
I've only heard bad things about the game, you enjoying it?
Wait you want him to get into prison?
Why though?
>>701806724
>welcome back everyone
>except jerk chen
Oh wow thread is slow today
>>701806789
Nah. I dont believe in that. Chens just a real G.
>>701806829
Agreed anon
>>701806757
oh cool. well it was kind of a bad set of things after i got out of the shower
>>701806871
Thanks.
>>701806829
>6am
>>701806757
hmm well the fellow's a socipath, treats his family like shit and is a repeat offender
Recently, him and my best friend, his older brother got into a toussle because he was being pretty disrespectuful and the guy had the nerve to call the police on my best friend so now my best friend had to spend a few days in jail for serious assault and for that charge, the state of Iowa makes a no contact order mandatory and my best friend can't go back to his own house, even though he's the only one who pays bills and the younger one doesnt
It would be nice if something besides prisons would happen
but he definately needs rehabilitation
And it is one of my favorite games the past few years I would say so far
I could understand why some would call it bad with all the hype
but compared to other newer released games
it has hella high replay value
I've put maybe 60 hours into it
and played with friends
still loving it
what kind of vidya are you into/
>>701806992
Oh sucks, what happened
If you want to talk about it that is?
>>701807041
Oh damn sounds rough, I understand some people need to be put into their place.
I'm not really calling it bad, but apparently it got over hyped. But as long as you're having fun with it
Im a huge Nintendo fan and ive been replaying all the GameCube classics this holiday
But if my PC wasn't broken I'd probably only be playing mobas
I play them a lot
>>701807285
>>701807285
gamecube was a fun one though I can't much say I ever owned one
I remember luigi's mansion so long ago!
hmm mobas do you prefer LoL or DoTa?
>>701807311
Hmm?
>>701807364
I think it's the best Nintendo has put out, and yea that was a gem
I prefer lol yes, but I have played them all, I mean all the good ones. Lol, smite and hots are my most played though
>>701807285
well i had a bit of a headache so i went to get some tylenol or something and i saw something i shouldnt have. didnt get the medicine and went back to my room picked up my headphones and those got a crack somehow in the middle now. luckily its still in one piece. then my base got raided in rust by 4 guys with full autos to my little pistols.
So many of you guys are going to sleep, just how many of you are now waking up?
>Good morining guys.
>>701807683
Guten Morgen eye patch chan
>>701807648
Im just bored.
>>701807679
>Saw something I shouldn't have
Care to elaborate
Sounds like a rough day I'm sorry man
Glad to hear you're feeling better
>Gotta walk my dog
Might not answer
>>701807683
Hey Laura
>>701807852
well its going to be awkward later between some family and me later. and ill be here
>>701806829
It's cause mericans are still asleep
Damn, barely just woke up and I'm already hungry.
>Also friendly reminder that spiders are sneaky little bastards.
>>701807828
Oh? And who might you be?
>>701807852
Morning.
>>701808239
>I'm an American.
A good majority of them, yes.
>>701808508
Of course not everyone is asleep, but most people are.
>>701808508
Pleased to meet you my names Bard I'm from the anime trip threads that used to be on this board before names got taken away
Whats your name friend
Im still hanging around. Just playing MWO.
>>701809130
>>701809157
>>701809130
>>701809193
>>701809260
>>701808741
I have to get up early sometimes for my job anyways, but I don't work early today.
>>701808879
Laura Bodewig from Infinite Stratos, at your service!
>>701809313
>>701809354
She's so adorable
Is that series decent?
>>701809648
I stole your mouth
Im here, Im relatively straight with some major cases of adverse sexuality, get used to it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_sj_U6vObUA
>>701809870
I cri evrytiem
>>701809888
So you're straight but sometimes mistakes happen?
>>701809954
>>701810022
>Chara, the psychology master
>>701809688
Only if you like Mecha/Action and Harem. Either way, it's really good, except the MC is the most densest character you will ever know.
>>701810022
Chickity check
Precisely, perfectly put pretty puddin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cDIzMGh94vo
Is it okay that I fapped to women other than my waifu? What if I imagine the waifu sweetly giving me a handy while I'm looking at the others?
Still here
>>701810377
That seems like a trademark of good mecha anime ussually lol
Cheers friend I might look into it
>>701810738
One shouldnt do it to their own, you fuckin clod
>>701810874
What if she makes me horny?
>>701810738
>Sexualising the waifu
Disgusting
>>701810388
Sounds hella gay, not that I mind of course
>>701810171
>
>>701810388
https://youtu.be/LjkMnWBOfNk
Nice trips here btw
>>701809888
>>701810978
I think being edgy is more disgusting than everything else.
+being a closed minded stupid guy, even when you're a trans trash and judging/putting a tag/label on everything, like you're doing.
>>701810971
Ya just shouldnt! Theres millions of pieces of media if no more!
>>701810978
Wiggity word wonderboy
>>701810995
We doin this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
Bump?
>>701807847
Hey I'm back
To entertain you.
>>701808066
Oh my, I think I understand
Kek, how does that even happen
Sorry for laughing but it's pretty funny.
>>701808508
Any plans for today?
>>701809888
Checked
How's it going kneesocks
>>701811648
I....
I don't know how to tell you this...
It's...*sigh*
it's dead
>>701811753
Oh hey!
Im good
How goes it?
>>701811755
Welp, cant say I didnt try
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>701811753
well the meds where in the other bathroom and there is one way to get there. and yeah kind just walked into the room before the bathroom which is a bedroom.
>>701812017
we need 15 ccs stat
>>701811288
Do you want to?
https://youtu.be/6iWqotVPybE
>>701810848
You go right ahead.
>Also Sub > Dub.
Trust me on this one, the dub isn't worth it.
>>701810844
Morning. <3
>>701811753
Work again.
>>701812336
Are they ever!?
>>701812017
I'm okay
Just came back from a pretty hot and dry walk with doggo
You up to anything?
>>701812059
Hahaha I'm sorry
It must have been very awkward.
Just don't look them in the eye, it'll be over soon
>>701812336
What sort of job do you have?
>>701812487
Some dubs are pretty good
I liked mirai Nikki for example
Sub was better, but I can't say the dub was bad
>>701812504
yeah. Its going to be great.
>>701812336
Good morning Laura. I haven't been to sleep yet
>>701812022
You >puts in one hand, takes one out
Me >will respect the distance
>>701812162
BZZT
D-did you say the defib?
I killed it dint I?
>>701812277
Obviously
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XVC_iyjD0AU
>>701812504
Not really.Eatin my blueberry soup
>>701812664
>>701812608
I would have to say the only anime I could stand the dub of was dragon ball z and Im kinda biased cause I grew up on it
maybe I'm just a loser weeb aha
>>701812755
The world on you depends...
>>701812755
https://youtu.be/PF8mzzM7LuE
>>701812664
I'm sorry tomoko
I can't help it
Atleast you're feeling better now.
>>701812755
>Blueberry soup
Wha.....
What?
Please elaborate
>>701812854
No no, I agree completely dbz had an amazing dub. And I love it for the same reason
>Still watch it sometimes
>>701812927
Holy shit I like this picture
>NWA
Nigger with anime?
>>701812854
Nu...
Too much responsibility...
>>701812927
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Abrn8aVQ76Q
>>701813021
Blueberries in skim milk, really good man
>>701812850
thanks
>>701813021
thats ok. so plans for today?
>>701813120
Check this. Goin to Pornhub for the music yo
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=17362080
https://youtu.be/oFBbOHohwR8
>>701813120
I have to say, that sounds better then soup. I don't think blueberries and soup go together so I was worried you were going crazy.
Also I thought you ran on dew in the morning?
>>701813254
I think I can finally do it
Full on neet day
No responsibilities
Just me and my GameCube
>Really hoping I get my pc back today
>>701813429
sounds great. we could maybe play something
>>701812487
Who knows.
>>701812504
I've said this many times, I work as a contractor.
>>701812724
I don't know how I can help you there...
>>701813333
>pussy on pornhub
Oddly appropriate
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MW6E_TNgCsY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YUEAjS3urfA
>>701813429
It is right in front of me, as well as my dark roast!
I wanna suck Candela's tits.
>>701813550
That would be pretty great, but I have yet to set up my na account and from what I've heard our steam games aren't that alike
Had anything in mind?
>>701813647
Oh I'm sorry
I don't believe we have talked much so I didn't know
Or did I? I already feel my mind slipping
>>701813718
Damn. Sounds like a sweat breakfast
I have to make do with tea and bread
Sucks to be me i guess
Mah sweet sexe Curly.
>>701813718
Oh. Same band stuff now?
https://youtu.be/F2uzG13TdPA
https://youtu.be/lInkcvQv2hs
>>701813766
valor is ok but mystic is better.
>>701813802
i could set up an EU account. although being paired with you id probably feed really bad. im fine with having nothing. No i havent stalked your steam games
has Krystal been claimed yet?
If not... SHES MINE
