>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /wew/ not /b/
>Most importantly, wew wew
I knew this would happen one day.
Fucking seasonal shitters.
Well, crap... I can't believe she's already claimed... Is he a regular claimer, or do you think we could coexist peacefully?
Was good until just a second ago. Just found out some dude was already all over my waifu.
I did, for some reason. By the second hour, my throat was hurting, but I was still into it! I kept going until I ran out of songs that seemed like a good sing!
>It kind of is for a lot of people. I know it is for me. Either they make shit happen, or it's finally gunna sink.
RIP, maybe the boorus then? Although I assume you've ransacked them as well.
Ew, all yours friend.
Yeah i still cant sleep.
Lewd poster is baking now? Whatever i guess.
Here nearly every day, and is on for more than a few hours a day. As for if you coexist, i have no idea. Homu tends to be pretty chill, but i have no idea how he'd react to another homuru.
Very regular. He's... fairly nice. I wouldn't be surprised if you could coexist.
I'm sorry senpai
I didn't even go to the store today, all i did was go for a run
What are you doing?
I will take one Shizuru then please
Yeah, I'm crazy already though
>Is this the one I think it is?
Monster is to keep me going before I fall asleep. Still have many hours of WoW to play
I have indeed ransacked the boorus. The fanart for Alice is pretty terrible tbh
Sleep sucks, we don't need it
Hello Umi, how are you doing?
Lewd thread that's what
also lewdposting a shit
How goes it?
Bummer. Just not tired, or something keeping you up?
I don't own one of those either...
Good.. I don't want you ever thinking that isn't what I want okay?
I can't tell if this thread is going to be deleted. Probably
Horribly bored so I came here. Doing some homework for tomorrow so that's fun. What about you?
Lewdthread ain't a good thread I till you what
Not really tired. Mostly just that.
Why would it be?
This isn't a blue board.
Why is she always having sex with animals?
Is that maybe because you haven't tried laying down and closing your eyes?
yes sirree, it;s nice to meet you
I hope youre geting along well today?
The only way to play :^)
It's not even a meme at this point. The flow of it really does bring you in. Right pass the pain as well! As long as the notables ones were hit.
>Thought they sunk a long time ago.
Listening to the sounds of the night. How about you?
That's understandable. Still don't like it however, way too sugary for my taste.
What a shame, such a nice character to look at as well.
Once again, crystal clear cutie.
wew wew (i didn't actually post those last two)
That doesnt work. And i just opened a soda and eating pizza.
Neo has a cute vulva
Oh. Lol. Well if you're going to be like that...
Any interesting videos? Or just seeing where it brings you
What do you mean, I thought you were a Shizuru :(
Wow, that's a very good folder
Waiting one more hour for Legion to be released so I can go crazy
She's a super cutie and I love her personality <3
>More for me then
>posting lewds of the waifu
Have you no shame??
Music and videogames, feeling pretty good~.
Up to anything?
>mai a cute
Well. Work went a bit crazy at the end. Still havent finished my cheesy bacon fries.
I am Shizuru. I don't own one though.
One of the quirks of being a slave.
Just some batman game stuff.
And yes lewd
my best friend dropped by earlier, so it's always a good time when he shows up
What sort of things do you enjoy?
That's never a good one to hear
Hope tomorrow brings something better for you my man
my day was a longer one but pretty well overall thanks!
What's so shameful about that?
Listening to the MGR soundtrack and doing some homework. Got Red Sun going right now. Really shouldn't have procrastinated all this
I haven't played WoW in a long time. Although I wasn't too into it anyways. I take it Legion is going to be a good expansion?
it's my waifu
don't judge her for her issues
Wha- That does not look sad you lewd lewd tank!
Ya nothing wrong with showing off your slutfu's sexy body, Im pretty sure if i started posting lewds it would ruin everyones fun tho.
where did you get this picture of my current outfit
Being your typical no life. Sitting on /b/ and claiming my waifu.
I'm photo shopping MAGA hats on anime girls at 1AM because I've lost control of my life.
You better be.. not like you'll find anyone better to ship with of course.
Thank you~ I pride myself on it
Lost control of your life? Don't you mean that you're doing god's work?
Don't post the lewds! My poor innocent eyes :(
What a terrible thing to do!
We're getting into wew territory, don't cross over into the lewds please!
COVER YOUR EYES SHIZU, LET US ESCAPE THIS PLACE
Wews are okay, lewds are not
Hand in hand. You got this man.
She is a cutie and I'm sure her personality is a pleasant one.
>Enjoy your liquid crack
Welp, time to let er' rip. Sounds like a semi-nice time, at least the work is being done. Haha, as long as you can clutch it.
Wouldn't find a riper tomato either.
You Know you want it.
Show her this
Commuting to work blows. Trains are down what's everyone else up to?
I won't stop you guys, because honestly I cannot, but this is just a Rule 34 thread.
Make /waifu/ great again.
Still lewd. But much better.
Well one of them is covered all the time, so i'm most the way there already...
we lost lol. oh well. 1 hour till Legion. HNNNGGG
>I drink them with extreme care. I haven't had one since September
Well, her personality is a bit uhhhhhh... You'd have to read the manga/watch the anime to understand it. I can relate to how she feels though which is what attracted me to her in the first place
No, I don't
>respect for the waifu
This is true, it's time to run away now though
Being absolutely disgusted at the current state of /waifu/
I may just dump till image cap to see this thread in the dirt.
Bet the servers explode on launch, good luck getting to actually play.
I could threaten to turn it intu a s/fur thread with MY waifu lewds.
Never! we're a pure ship!
Could find a better fruit though.
>I could just throw gasoline onto the house fire, would that work?
Are you jack by chance? It's ok just bored. Almost done at least. A little frustrating when the questions aren't in order of the book
Well. Im heading home. Have my taste of lewd for the thread.
Oh thank you darling, so many lewdposters here tonight
What kind of homework are you doing anyway?
How could you do this
Looks like I came at the right time~
>Thank you all for the free lewds
sorry for the late reply, welcome new yui.
watch out, there is another frequent yui poster who just happens to be out/lurking right now so keep an eye out.
Thank you most kindly ui
hopefully Things can be alright
Ehh don't think we need to run away... You're probably just trying to kidnap me.
Hispanic Emi tried to prevent this, and he's dead now.
Just Government. It's easy which is why I put it off but I didn't realize there was so much. Also have to read and answer questions on supreme court cases I guess.
Yui (#) is a friendly anon, I don't think it will be much of any trouble.
>Kidnaps takes to beach
I knew it would happen one day.
Like, for reals dead? Like dead, dead?
Also, shouldn't you be asleep?
RIP once more. The hype is building up, let it be good.
>Ah well that's good, thought it might of been a regular thing.
Haha, now I'm slightly intrigued.
It wouldn't be the same without a tomato.
No, I'm fucking invincible. This is exactly how I feel when I'm trying to crack down on studying. Oh that was always cool, like a scavenger hunt.
its ok, ill be on before it launches so i should be good. its usually the people that have to log into te shit storm that have the issues
>please please please
Dead dead as in he's not breathing anymore.
He also couldn't get into the army like he wanted to, but it was really hard to enter as a medic to begin with.
He's got a 1-month vacation as well, but he'll probably spend if doing normie stuff as always.
>shouldn't you be asleep?
I've noticed.. but I don't have any lewd pictures of our ship saved anyways luckily :)
Could find something more sweet.. maybe more interesting to~
I still can't tell if you are serious or not.
Well, have a good night qt.
>I forgot how good Hot wind blowing was
Yet still controlled by memes. Yea but ugh it drains me, wish it could be a bit better at least hte music helps. The world's worst scavenger hunt
Thank you for the good news Ui
are you having much fun about tonight?
Not everyone lives on a beach and can be kidnapped to one so easily, you know. Also i linked the wrong post like a dummy.
You're very lewd this thread...
>>701788080 read >>701789089
You know you want to go.
He's alright, don't worry.
You have a good one as well, beautiful.
By the way, I'm impressed about you not contributing to the lewd dump.
Windows 10 isn't too bad.
What are you taking in school? Law?
You should totally watch the series. It's nice
Thank you so much for not lewdposting. This is a nice ship though, lets see some legs ~
I'm not trying to kidnap you :(
>though I wouldn't mind a Shizuru
Ya true, looks like its going to be a pretty crazy expansion, I would prolly be playin it but im too burned out on WoW ever since WoD and MoP.
Yes. Tonight is a music filled one although that's usually the case this night is different.
Just waiting to go and get some food and then continue browsing/lurking.
How is your night turning out?
Sure sure if you say so...
We didn't really talk, but I'm glad he isn't dead.
Eh, it gets better when certain people are and are not here.
Nobody even rolled trips, I have rules I follow too, you know.
I'm surprised you even showed up with all this lewd activity.
>heres to hoping this one is good
Now that sounds like a way to spend the night
It's going great, had a chance to play some instruments with my best friend! What sort of music do you enjoy ?
I'm a lil hungry for some sweets
Kinda late though, not many places are open at this time of night
Its ok, but i still want 7.
I've always been honest! Why doubt me now?
Oh no not studying law. That ain't for me and not even in college yet. Just my senior year of high school.
Here's hoping. The final chance, the final piece of salvation.
No need to window shop for those qualities, I mean you're already exemplifying them~.
>Top-notch. Got A Stranger I Remain going.
The DNA of the soul. Music is the easiest way to get through such a tedious task. Kek.
I'll add it to the list of everything else I need to focus on.
I'm going to sleep. I'll catch you all later.
I don't really have a good reason. I'm just a bit of a contrarian.
Good night, master. See you later probably.
Good night lewd Miho. Don't stay up too late/early.
I enjoy instrumental music, anything I find that hits the spot I'll plug it in and listen.
There's a gas station a short distance from here that sells snacks 24/7 except Sundays & Mondays they are closed.
Are of them that are open within walking distance? Late night snack runs can be nice especially when the bare night sky is out.
Oh. We never had a class like that in my high school. Is it something you would consider as a possibility? Do you enjoy studying court cases?
Lots of legs make every picture better
You don't need to be, I wouldn't even take someone who was willing.
>I only need Nazrin
You remind me of a certain raisin loving waifu.
I already told you if I could ship myself with myself I would. You're just lucky that isn't a possibility.
>Not posting this
You fucked up.
Welll im out, leavin with a lewd waifu, later pervs.
Id love to hear one of your faovrites sometime if you'd ever be wiilling to share
There actually is one a couple blocks don the street
you know I may just take up that offer
What's the name they call you? I think I rather like you
Hopefully I catch you again
That was probably me tbh. I love raisins
EXP BAR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Stains of time babyyyy
Check the internet lately? Especially the good ones.
It's a mandatory class here. Nah I'm pretty much set in what I want to do so I'm all good on that department. Plus I think I'd fuck up law hard. It's meh wouldn't do it unless I had to.
well base just got raided in rust by 4 guys who dont speak English and had full autos to my shitty revolver. there goes a ton of work
Seems like it might be interesting to know stuff like that.
>I'm going to be slow responding because expansion soon
Now that Kudryavka is safely claimed I can rest easy. Never posted in one of these before but better late than never I guess.
That's your favorite part, ain't it?
Then I guess lady luck has been mighty kind to bless me with such a cutie.
>Snake Eater popped up, time to switch.
Only for the high quality memes. All are good, but everyone has their top ones.
Sure, the next time I run into you I'll share something of what I've listened to and post it.
As far as I know I am the only HIrasawa Ui poster and you can usually tell by the filenames I have appropriated the images of Ui.
See you 'round, Yui.