Human grill waifu claiming thread!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best robot claimed
Fell asleep for a bit and my head is hurting a little
Made myself some tea and toast because bread is all i have to eat
>no life here
Sorry I havent been on much I have been streaming like alot lately
I just posted mine. Will delete as not linked.
>am on mobile and just got home
Wtf I followed you but my email's not notifiying me when you come on
I'm gonna crash.
Have a good night guys.
I'll admit its kinda interesting but god damn could it be a bit better
>Sins of the father popped up oddly
You at least make your own right? Well of course. Finally on the last 3 shits that I gotta finish and I'm good to go
Well they claimed an archer but idk if it was you and you just switched or what :)
I'm glad you realize just how lucky you are, Maki Nishikino.
Haha I read Scott Pilgim drunk tonight and played the guitar
Housewife Kudryavka claimed once again.
Thanks. Though its only dubs. Come on man.
Kud a cute.
See ya Ui
Sweetest dreams tomoy
DUDE last saturday I was super drunk! but I was grilling for families.. and when I was done it began to wear off
Think I give a fuck nigga?
Check it, or I'll check it for you
I really want an English translation for Kud Wafter.
Damn it I wish I could have joined you in the drunk fun!
I dont care about dubs anymore.
Ah well can't be helped
Hows RE4??? (Should already know but Im asking anyways)
Oi are ya havin a giggle there m8?
Oh shit it came out today! I gotta get it after work today!
You should know by now, Im always having a giggle
Dubs are stupidly common in /waifu/ threads.
Thought you preordered it ya silly cunt~
Killed any snakes?
lol It wont go out of stock today I can also just get it online as well grill
Oh you wanted physcial?
For a moment I was about to say "how TF is digital copies sold out"
It's mai birthday today imma go buy a cake and maybe try talk to all those local grandpa invite them over n watch avengers (and all those marvel movies
Staying for good now. Waddup bois and grills?
I've always realized, just never said it.
>Now it's Nuclearrrrrrrrr
I'm not at that level yet. Bring it home man.
Debating whether or not to go to bed. Have an engineering assignment due but too lazy.
is it overdue already? or just close to due?
Aren't ramen and noddles the same thing though?
>still can't find cheap ramen
Why not..? you know I deserve lots and lots of praise after all.
Physical is way better than digital mate!
What's the assignment about?
I kinda prefer digital tbh, sure downloading will be a pain but once installed, switching games is a near instant compare to switching discs
its more fun to say ramen noodles and how? its like a dollar for 6 of them
Due tomorrow (today) but class starts at 3 so I probably have time to shit something together.
Gotta design a vehicle that can transport an object from A-B in the shortest time possible given some miscellaneous household objects.
>Way to fall
You're so close yet so far, just one needs to be made. I'm going as fast as I can
Playing Terra and debating about sleeping or not. Anything you been up to?
o shit the adc is here
i dunno, it's a small town but the Ramen is like 1.50 a pack.
I thought it was like a serious paper or something. You had me scared there. I dunno, you should probably sleep then. you probs only need an hour to cobble together something.
My take is they taught you the necessary knowledge for this. Is it a simple a simple job? Do you have the materials, plans, regulations to follow aside from being a vehicle and objective?
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
Yep, here and present, blue roboto. What have you done for the day?
really? for just one little bag?
Nah, just an impromptu design project. Isn't too difficult but my room is sort of lackluster so my creativity is at an all-time low.
Yeah but the box yuno! The Box is nice to have! I enjoy having the just discs I even buy CDs still
Yeah I got to see my dad that was great! He brought some clohes and took me out for a slice of pizza and an iced tea
I was super nervous he was gonna say something bad newsy but he just wanted to visit
it made me so happy
Anything fun going on for you today?
Isn't it just the Wii's cover?
Everything in moderation. Too much would be overbearing, too little would't be justified for such a cutie.
>A Phantom Pain
I really am experiencing a phantom pain in that case, the missing piece. Make sure it's right though of course.
I dont know maybe? I never owned an RE game before
>Behind the mirror
You post on missing memes. No need to check, I'm always right
We were given guidelines to adhere to (design can't be bigger than a sheet of notebook paper, all materials must be approved by instructor, that sort of thing) so it's not too restrictive, and yeah, I've had plenty of time to brainstorm.
Thank you, Boss!
Trips say you're right.. ugh but i hate moderation.. i want all the praise all the time..
stacked shelves, moved crates and manned the cahs register. pleb tier stuff. you?
now, they come in bags of two. but are the only one's available.
Tried a recycle bin? sounds disguisting i know but you can find some useful stuff in there.
>use to collect bottles caps from them as a kid
>he was gonna say something bad newsy but he just wanted to visit
fuck that hit me in the feels. most of the time when my parents visit it's for bad shit. Glad you had a great time with your dad. They aren't around forever. Nothing really fun happened, some guy at my store was told he was being laid off next month. but that's a stretch for "fun".
o shit waddup?
O shit waddup
>niece keeps stealing me edition
you dont drink mouthwash
well you arnt really missing much they are really cheap
I'm destructive so I've been thinking about some kind of trebuchet using pencils, rubber bands and a big artsy eraser as counterweight.
Everyone and their grandma has played RE4 man, with how many ports there are.
The usual study, cook, lol until day is over. I have two days left until school starts.
That sounds pretty neat. How do you know what to do though?
Dude like I never got around to it please dont hurt me...
Vidya, procrastination and regret for my life choices. Living the dream. You visiting your niece i assume?
>that meme needs to die
Sounds chill. Been thinking about getting back into LoL actually.
Literally just scanning through the textbook on hyperdrive for the past two weeks. I also did this kind of thing before I was in college.
>Metal Gear Survival actually came up kek.
We strive forward on the memes of our fallen. Confidence, nice.
>Grunts since that's the majority of Venom's lines anyway.
Digits. Don't. Disappoint. I dish it out when I see fit, but it's hard to moderate when you're cute 24/7.
Don't you mean
> proceeds to CQC operative and toss overboard
> "Looks like you're not the Big Boss we thought you were."
Trebuchets are lovely, second only to Kud herself.
My fucking motto to a T.
Theres a fella I work with named Kailan I rather like him but he put in his two weeks about two weeks ago
This fella had the kindness to volunteer to work for me on his last day so I dont nhave to go in tomorrrow
Really gonna miss him
you fond of many of your fellow work people?
You act like me being cute is some decision I make or something.
We are seeing the same thing
But they are not laughing
The smoke from the engine
The bones of the plane,
IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE FITTEST!!! WHO WILL SURVIVE???
Whenever you're up for, there's loads of people on the threads who play it.
As long as it works for now. I think you'd be alright.
Wow. A generous man. I usually hang with working people when I have a job.
>had one in 2012 as flatwide receiver
>people were cool af, had awesome stories about their lives.
I almost miss them
ARE YOU READY TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL?!? FIGHT!!!!
I notice this vaguely
But it couldn't contain me
And so i've been tamed
And so it remains
And i am ashamed
And hiding in the strangest pathway.
I sure hope so.
FAITO FAITO FAITO!
I think I've just opened Pandora's Box.
>Here's to you
>What's a metal gear survive
Then and only then are we meme masters. Its a little strong.
My niece lives with us and shes pretty needy in the afternoons. Until her mum gets home.
Never. This is Straya.
oh crap, it's this guy again
>This fella had the kindness to volunteer to work for me on his last day so I dont
Guy's a legend if he's willing to do that. I haven't really been working for very long, so i don't have many fond memories. just memories of lazing around and chatting. Then again, i'll probably look back at that fondly in the next few years. If you don't mind me asking, where do you work?
>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
So what's your waifu from, may i ask?
i'm not too good though. Still have to get used to more Champions. Not sure if i said this before, but the only Champion i really ever palyed as was poppy and boom-stick yordle.
Nothing unfortunately. sorry
Never touch or talk to the headposter
Try to remember
Pen to the paper
Caution: 'get out!'
What's it about?
The pictures are empty
Voices have left me
It's only the plains
And i am ashamed
And i am ashamed
And every day is just the same!
It seems I've fucked up.
> Kud is from Little Busters!
Grand wizard of the KKK
I'm trying very hard to ignore the head but somehow I'm being tempted.
No, you just met Fool / Peter Lorre / Heads.
Long time no see.
Had to google that one. Indie bands are your thing?
>Gets inside jeep with Skullface.
>Awkward intimate tension commences.
It's a birthright, I know.
>Disappointment, failure, and most of all. Shit.
This meme is ours and no one else's. All that matters.
Have you ever made a ona-hole out of those?
Moonman Moonman can't you see? sticks and niggers need to hang from trees
You fucked up hard
oh, didn't know she lived with you.Fair enough
just a tip, it's Husbando for dudes.
ONLY THE BEST STAYS FOR THIS LONG! LET'S SEE WHAT THEY GOT LEFT IN THE TANK
There's been a load of changes with the patches. They're finally going to rework yorick.
Moonman moonman black lives matter
Theyre worth less than fecal matter - moonman
So, should I be worried?
> Sins of the Father blasts in the background while Skullface tries to show you his "demon"
May my weary soul rest in peace.
What anime is your husbando from?
I'M SHAKING WITH EXCITEMENT!
Ah welll I work a a kfc/taco bell
how about yourself?
man I wasnt even trying to become freinds with any of these folk but it just happened
Glad to know there are good people out there
That's right~and now because you're so lucky to have caught my eye, despite clearly being undeserving, you get to bask in it all you want.
>man who sold the world
>and singing along oh boy
>Why don't we pretend it doesn't exist
A secret meme a post, out of sight. Fucking hell this is taking forever
Not really. Hes mostly harmless.
A few of us are good people. We just hide it by being Aussie or shitcunts. Except Esdeath. Hes a true shit.
oh shit this looks hype!
no idea who yorick is
I killed niggers
And i'm feeling glad
I got dead jews
They're in a bag
But not for long
Is turning on
IGA. Basially a supermarket chain. but it's owned by Indians now so it'll probably go to shit soon.
Hop to it cowboy and lemme know what you think!
Ah yes master I will! Just gotta wait like 14 hours till I can get it
Wye Oak is my favorite living band.
I don't know what that is.
Let me check.
So many good memories of that song. Sometimes bittersweet, but mostly good.
What a cutie.
I'll take your word for it.
Rob a store
Fuck a whore
Blame whitey for your crimes, do the time, repeat.
That's all you niggers do.
I still hate all you ugly spooks and your dirty feet!
He's an old champ that's been promised a rework for the past 3+ years
I've had moments like that help me out of costly situations. The world can't thank these people enough
NOT EVEN THE TOWN! NO, THE CITY! NO, THE STATE! NO, THE COUNTRY! NO, THE EARTH! NYO THE ENTIRE GALAXY! NYO, THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! NYOO, THE ENTIREEE MULTIVERSE KNOWS HOW THIS WILL END
>tries to show you his "demon"
Honored to see such riveting beauty.
>Not Your Kind of People.
>OH NO, NOT ME.
>Been trying to, the pain won't let me.
We will be danker than ever. Just remember, no choice.
He is just an autist in need of constant reality checks.
Basically, have you ever made a fleshlight out of clay?
i'm out of lyrics
discount animu. But a good discount at that
Three fucking years? jesus. Is at least a good rework?
Let me know on telegram when you streaming, apparently twitch dont alert me on email
Hot damn I sang that song so many times. I love it. What memories do you got of it?
>I NEVER LOST CONTROL
>You feel it too don't you
For our shitposts... Well I gotta follow the laws of the wild
Dunno, just interested.
i might check out more songs later. idk
Skullface hides a weapon to surpass metal gear in his pantsu.
YES, I'M PREPARED FOR THE WORST, TAICHOU!
> Night of hype after purchasing the game
> Driving with D-Dog in a jeep around Mother Base having just completed the game
> The games ending where Venom Snake's identify is revealed
I gotta get some sleep, night all.
>Trying to get into the new expac stuff
Thanks Cox. Always at the best of times.
copy dat, I am gonna go to bed now I will message you tomorrow!
You can do more than just look.. honestly you're such a difficult ship..
But seriously, sleep calls to me.
oh well, goodnight kud
I take all your waifus. They're mine. They hate you. They're mine, and you suck. They all give me head, and you like that.
Actually im going to bed, last pic of my hero.
Oh geez, I hope so. If it's bad, he'll be forgotten. The best case scenario is he gets op, like every champ or rework, in release and gets nerfed enough to still be playable
WHO CAN EXPLAIN THIS BATTLE!?! IT'S A FIGHT THAT WILL BE SOWN INTO THE SEAMS OF REALITY. ARE. YOU. READY. FOR THE CULMINATING EVENT THAT'LL DECIDE THE FATE OF ALL THINGS?!?!??!!?!??!??!????!????!??
Why would I do anything that would please me in such a way? I like to live a life of denial.
I'd not do such a thing.
The new WoW expac hit today. I was just gunna give it a shot and see if Blizzard could make a come back in any way. If they couldn't impress me in a month, I was gunna give up on the idea that WoW could still be fun and quit for good.
But then internet decides to die just before I get into the content. Doesn't look like it'll be back up tonight.
Always heard that cox was quite the shitter sometimes.
Alright man sleep well!
Goodnight, Moonpie <3
If he becomes OP i'll exploit the fuck out of him until i get a decent rank.
i expected as much.
oh yeah, i forgot legion released earlier. eh, i haven't played wow in ages. just doesn't appeal to me.
>internet decides to die
I know that all too well
>Way to Fall
>YOU'RE FACE, TO FACE
>I'm gonna make them give back our Metal Gear.
Still, it doesn't feel like this is ogre.
Sleep tight. Kaz.
Rest in piece.
That's not meant for here though.
Like, in terms of speed and consistency, there's not much better other than google fiber or some shit. But it just has the tendency to die for a few hours at random every few months. All in all, I'd still take it over some other companies.
It's something I've been into since I was young, and outside of niche things like Tera, nothing else has really held my attention like that one did.
>The lore was a mess, but it was a beutiful mess that I got super into
Doesn't look like its gunna come back up anytime soon. Maybe I'll try and take a nap, or wank it for a bit.
Just that kinda night mang.