I'm a 59 year old high school Chemistry teacher. Virgin and unmarried. AMA /b/
Not confident enough
But isn't he like 56? Anyways, his life is a hell of a lot more interesting than mine.
At least twice daily, putting that around 14 times
I mean, I don't care much on age and I'm around girls 14-17 most of the time so..
Teacher by choice, virgin and single due to poor social skills and inability to put myself out there.
I teach freshman and sophomores. For non Americans that's 9th and 10th. And yes.
dude, that's like middle school science. don't insult Walt's intelligence.
best bet to prob get your feet wet at a massage parlor like i said above, get 2 girl package... get comfortable with fucking whores then find a hot expensive escort for like $500, probably some hot college kid.. dont go for junkies.
Both anons correct. Pretty easy screening question, but you tried.
I honestly have sort of lost the desire to lose it. My hand has been working wonders for as long as I can remember.
Its pretty easy. I teach the same material year after year so its kind of ingrained into my brain. The most time consuming thing is grading, but I do most everything on scan-tron papers so the only grading is grading any written work and participation grades. I personally hate being around the loud obnoxious students, obviously. Wish I could hold their heads to Bunsen burners.
I have to say, that at 59 it has become your choice to be a single virgin. There are many options out there, even for those with a lack of skills as you mention. All you have to do is want it and put in some effort.
Stop being a pussy.
This is also probably a bullshit story.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
even if you lost desire to lose it, those massage parlors are great.. normal ones are like $60 bucks an hour for a massage, around 45 min mark they ask you to roll over, give em an extra $20 for a tip.. even if youre not losing it, nothing better than a sensual massage and getting your junk rubbed.
Yeah, it is. Depends, I teach in Colorado, USA so there's a lower population of fat lards compared to other parts of the country, have anywhere from 2/10 to 9/10 in any given class
Pretty much. After 40 I sort of lost the desire to lose is and here I am.
Sort of true. I'm sure I probably could have lost it. I mean I'm a teacher so obviously I'm not wealthy by any means but I try to save. I would rate myself about a 3/10 so that doesn't help either.
I wish. Would be better income and more interesting than teaching.
I've never tried, but I'm pretty sure its a lot harder.
I've been mistaken for being gay multiple times, not by anyone I currently work with. Not sure if they think I am or not.
Nope. But I do record testing sessions "just to make sure you aren't cheating and keep you honest."
Anything with chemicals that react in odd ways, love seeing the looks on students faces.
Don't worry, I'm still here. Just don't let go anon.
Not sure, sorry. Opened a random thread and got a random pic.
Like I said, have lost the desire to lose it. If I had the opportunity with a student that's probably one of the only ways I would.
Thats bullshit, do you like the sensation of you hand around your penis? then the sensation of a vagina even if its a middle class escort would be amazing, there is no "desire" to lose anything only the desire of something more sexual....
or you are a pedo, and thats all
If you are a chemistry teacher you would know that making drugs is easier than on tv. fuck man, you get to order for your School. The shit you can get..... fuck man, this shit is fake
If I'm going to try it will probably be the year before I retire just so that I'm not out a job because it leaks.
I'm never in the locker rooms, would raise suspicion if I even entered the gym. I set one up in the girls bathroom at a different school about 15 years ago. Haven't done much since.
I guess you could define my likes as the likes of a pedo, so. But yeah, pretty much.
Its not what did I do to my life, it's what I didn't do to my life.
Typically before school and immediately after, sometimes later that night if I'm horny.
Whatever you say. The conditions you need to simulate in order for them to form is probably relatively hard. It would also raise suspicion if I ordered more of a chemical that just happens to be an ingredient in meth.
Second anon pretty much nailed it lol.
Myself no, some of my students have. Nothing life changing, but I've had a couple students leave with minor burns or tattered clothes.
Didn't know what the fuck to do with my life, I had mild interest in chemisty.
Do you fap to the videos? Also, wouldn't it be kind of suspicious? I know if I had a teen daughter and her single male teacher videotaped the class I'd be asking some questions.
Yes I do. I get a lot of emails from parents about it. Just give a big long speil about academic dishonesty, blah blah blah you're enabling it if you think this is wrong, blah blah, I only watch them if I have a reason to suspect cheating blah blah. Administration knows and they're fine with it so it's not like they can stop me. If parents are still spooked I offer to transfer their child to another class.
Eh, could, but like I said, people on craigslist aren't exactly in the age range I'm most attracted to.
Nope. I have had gym bags left in my classroom and I'll take them home overnight if the student doesnt pick them up by the end of the day, you know, just to ensure nobody steals anything. Gym bags always have pants/sports bras, occasionally panties. Backpacks usually not much interesting,
You tell me.
W-a-o-w, people who are older than 30 exist on the internet? w-a-o-w!
Didn't go to very many, kind of sat at home and did nothing.
A couple times, I've gotten some feels in on girls but nothing past that.
I have about a glass of wine or two a night. Box wine, whatever is the cheapest at the store, not picky. I don't think I've ever drank at work.
A kid swiped his tongue over a Bunsen burner once....
Eh, occasionally I will while "reviewing" the videos. But I hardly ever actually act on seeing someone cheat unless I dislike them or have a reason to.
Not sure, not very many, but I'm pretty sure they exist. I'm sure most male teachers are somewhat sexually attracted to students, only a few teachers have ever talked to me about it though. Originally I wasn't attracted to younger ages but the longer I've taught the more I have been.
I don't know about that. Like I said, not very attractive. Some girls have let me grab and squeeze but I don't think they wanted much more than attention.
I'm pretty average when it comes to masturbating. The weirdest I've done is play around with stuff in my ass.
At my current school, I know of only 1. He claims to have intercourse with about 2 girls ever year. Hes sent me a few pictures of his own students have shared with him so I believe him.
Why are we transitioning threads?
Another very basic question but, the formula for electrons in each shell is 2 times n to the second.
Never heard any talk of 4chan, heard them using memes though.
Dont know and if I did I wouldn't share.
You've answered every question I've asked OP so I just wanted to say thanks for being a bretty cool OP and I hope you have a good life.
Here's a nipple of a Spice Girl. You're old enough to remember them.
Man, I live in Colorado and I'm really wondering if you taught me.
Remember what happened to Masse? Heh.
>banged/texted these 17 year old whores. Like the biggest whores in school.
> claims she was raped
> he got life, possibility of parole after 10 years
His wife worked at the school and was fucking sexy.
Google it. "Masse Colorado school Broomfield" or something like that.
To each his own. Depends how you define children as well. I would call them young adults but that's me.
Nope, suburban Colorado. Colorado is incredibly white and even more so in the area. Crime rates, and ugly blacks are both low. Most middle to upper middle class students.
No problem /b/ro. Thanks, same to you. And of course.
Yes I remember it. I currently reside in/around broomfield, don't want to give exact location for obvious reasons.
I probably wont. My life isn't interesting but it's not bad either. Its a simple life.
Electrons vibrating when light hits them, reflects the light back.
If were speaking metals, I believe it's tungsten? Not completely sure.
why haven't you killed yourself yet?(serious question)
I'm a 25 yo wizard apprentice and my only goal in life is to NOT become a wizard if you know what I mean.
without hookers btw
Eh, once you get over it, it's not too bad. Social shaming for being a virgin is pretty much gone once you hit "old man" status because its assumed that you aren't. I don't hate life, I don't let my virginity bother me honestly.
Neither broomfield or monarch. In A12 though.
Cause why not.
When I was younger, pretty close. Making out in a car close. Recently, nothing more than groping.
Came to me after school, let me do whatever I wanted besides actual sex for half an hour. Was given an A
Thats why I said YOUNG adults. Not adults, not partly adults, on the verge of being almost an adult.
>The stories and information posted here are >artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here >as fact.
Yeah? Maybe you should make an AMA thread. Bet you have better stories than I do.
I lived in littleton when I was young, nice place.
not really, most of the cases around my town (which there are plenty) the only people that get laid are basically degenerates
>Social shaming for being a virgin is pretty much gone once you hit "old man" status because its assumed that you aren't.
that just makes it worse for me tbh, but thanks for the answer tho...
Would rather do chem than administration. Don't want to handle that shit.
Pretty much. Also, unless you have a passion for teaching itself, I wouldn't.
I like mexican.
7/10, decent ass, decent tits
Believe it or not would still be interesting.
Pretty average vanilla stuff. Boring, I know.
Nope. Literally just groping
>If were speaking metals, I believe it's tungsten? Not completely sure.
there's a /b/ meme about diamond being the hardest metal known to man.
mention it sometime in class just to see how your students react. see if they're /b/tards. then play it off like a joke or something.
Didn't think about that. But, my chemistry teacher in highschool was 76 when he taught me, he is without a doubt the smartest person i had ever met. He rarely ever used the book.
>jacking off to children, thinking of it as young adults to feel better about it
im pretty sure their is a psychological term for warping your view on something wrong to justify it in you mind. Cant think of the term.
I'm the distributor of well over half of what you see, probably
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
judging by the way this supposed 59 year old individual types it's extremely unlikely he's saying the truth
Decently well, probably better than average, but thats because I have a lot of time, need something to do to fill it.
Nailed it on the head.
Wake up about 5 AM, masturbate, shower, go to school, come home masturbate, spend time playing with my dog, masturbating, cooking, 4chan. Pretty much it. Weekends I'll go golfing on occasion.
Nope, never coached any sports.
Golfing, playing with my dog. I tried video games, not my cup of tea. I like to hike and ski, havent been able to in recent years due to hip problems.
Unless I need to enter grades I can basically go home. Classes end at 3 PM, but I usually stay until about 4:30ish.
Average age is highschool age.
It really wont be that interesting as a story.
I think that idea comes from porn, not sure.
Lmao, not sure what you mean but all I have to say is lmao
Yeah, it's difficult to tell someones age based on typing or technology prowess.
No and no. You don't have to dress that well. Can get by with collared shirts pretty much.
>It really wont be that interesting as a story.
idc, tell it
>Lmao, not sure what you mean but all I have to say is lmao
I think he means that you should cook up a date rape drug.
Like I'm going to do that with what I've said in this thread. Nice joke.
I'm not into any of that weird stuff.
I didn't claim that I had any, was just saying.
So dry it doesn't exist.
Maybe another time I'll tell it. If you see the bat symbol be there. Yeah, I'd rather not be even more of a fucked up person than I already am. I'm not attracted to who I am by choice, thats what you guys don't understand. If I could change I would.
Considered, but being a teacher is pretty autopilot. Get off early, summers off, not much work that requires much brain usage.
Maybe 3-4 years?
High school I had a few for like a few weeks to a month or two.
> look who didn't pay attention in high school potions class
I don't think grown men who find high school girls attractive are pedos. You're not supposed to fuck them, but wanting to is perfectly normal. A pedo would find elementary school girls attractive. That's a big fucking difference.
wow, nice catch, steinberg.
it doesn't make much sense to try to use his grammatical shortcomings to impugn his technological prowess, whatever that is supposed to accomplish anyway
Fall or winter. Fall because of mild temperatures and sunsets, winter because I like snow and skiing.
I guess thats valid, but I disagree on some level.
Eh, I'm not happy, but I'm not unhappy I guess.
Made me chuckle
Never visited. I may be a virgin but I don't think its something that defines me as a functioning human being.
What's your story? Occupation and relationship status? Also what makes you say that?
Theres definitely talk about stupid shit students say/do on the day to day, but its a balance between both mostly.
I know it seems wierd. Saw another anon make a thread with his doll. he seemed at ease with himself, being a virgin at thirty and what not. you could even get a loli body if your into that
I'm talking looks along. Some high school girls are breathtakingly beautiful young women. When they start talking they ruin it, but just walking by some of them sure as fuck turn my 48 year old head. I haven't fucked one since I was that age, though.
Well, you see them as emotionally stupid and annoying in your 20's and 30's maybe, which makes them unattractive, but by the time you're middle aged you don't care about the emotional stuff and just want to fuck.
Are you looking for sympathy or advice? You'll get no sympathy because it's obvious it's a choice you made. My advise - stay a virgin. When you actually get to stick your dick into a pussy, you'll find out what you've been missing and hate yourself for having waited so long.
An odd question. I personally find a sharp mind extremely attractive. Stupidity is like a bad odor, i dont even like being around it. If you find stupid people attractive, it says some interesting things about you.
Very true. Its definitely not an intelligence thing, its a body thing.
Colorado, not last tuesday, but the one before it. Prefer not to say.
I'm looking for neither. I was stating some simple facts about why people might like to ask me questions, and I say I was sort of right based on the amount of replies.
RIP Mr. Wizard. And yes. Also, make fun of it all you want.
No, this is the only board I frequent
Not that I'm aware
Sad to say probably Clinton. Just cant bring myself to vote for trump.
While someone is at work, it is common and normal to find women attractive who, outside of work, you wouldn't pay attention to. The same may be true for intelligent people perpetually surrounded by less intelligent people: Their standards may lower to meet the actual quality available. And that doesn't mean they are defective or under-developed. It just means slim-pickings.
Someone always surrounded by young idiots may similarly see them as more attractive than they would if alternatives were available.
And matters are complicated further by consideration of the purely visual aspect: Typically, when we're watching porn, the intelligence of the actresses doesn't sway our boners much, and that's (again) fine.
It is compatible with ALL of this to find intelligence supremely sexy in others, especially when looking out for prospective mates.
I don't think normal people do /b/. They may have looked, but I suspect there's something wrong with most of the folks here. I'm 33, and wasting my life shitposting. That isn't normal.
Seems probable. Thanks for making me feel better about what I'm attracted to, lol.
Another chuckle inducing post.
Not likely, but would be crazy.
I prefer to vote than not vote. Just a belief of mine.
I don't think students find me too cringy. I guess you could call me cringy though. But to answer your original question, no, I didn't/don't.
Not sure honestly. I'd probably be as lost as I was the first time.
Alright I guess?
Teacher's complaining about pay is bullshit, right?
I mean, they make what, like 35k a year with 3 months vacation and benefits, and the education requirements and skill set to become a teacher ranges from very easy to moderately boring depending on what your major was back in college.
I'm all for more taxes being allocated toward education. I'd just prefer it be for more/better supplies, transportation, food, better extra curricular classes and club choices, and more new teachers to lower the class sizes rather than a bunch of overpaid happy teachers that would still think they deserve more if they made double what they do now because everyone always thinks they are being underpaid. Even rich, asshole CEOs are pissed their bonus was only 4 million instead of 6 this year.
Is your name hepburn? do you teach in Des Moines?
If yes and yes, you are a fine teach, and role-model to young wizzards errywhere
No no and no.
Had an older brother deceased, as well as his wife. I don't talk to his kids.
Pretty much this. I don't think I need help, and if I needed help with anything at all, it'd be due to my attractions.
You should be. I enjoy chuckling, and I thank you for helping me chuckle.
Only inside the US. No thanks.
Pretty accurate. I don't have much issue with my pay. I'm sure I couldn't support a family and or wife with it, but thats not an issue now, is it.
Do you get to see a lot of downblouse nipples? Whaletales, buttcracks? Whats your favorite bit to watch? Any alpha wizard techniques for scoping out the wins?
You don't need help for your attractions. For God's sake, you're a sexless man spending your days in a room of hypersexed teens filling the air with pheromes. It would affect any man.
Well for clarification he was a student teacher trying to get experience in the field or whatever. So right away the actual teacher of the class scolded the student, but right after that the guy said, "that's not really any of your business, but the answer should be obvious; I have a girlfriend." He was probably in his early thirties.
Apparently you've never been to Thailand to fuck teenagers?
>Get back to U.S. Customs/DHS
>Angry-looking DHS agent scanning the line, notes single male traveler without wedding band
>Where U coming from, Anon?
>Business or pleasure?
>COME WITH ME FOR A TWO HOUR INTERROGATION