Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Saving actual pics would be nice. Im on mobile and I have to strain to even see its a waifu.
That my friend is pasta bake.
But y tho.
Spiders are bros.
Except funnel webs. They're mean bastards.
Maybe. Thanks for the well-wishes, in any case.
Posting again because my tomboy waifu is adorable!
Subaru dies that many times too, three i think for them both actually. But yeah, Subaru dies as many times as she does, obviously, if that makes you feel any better
because im not sure what it would mean to you
yeah it wasnt that bad. weird that they arnt milking it for more though.
id rather post then just lay in my bed.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Yeah... I was really worried for you. Makes me relieved to see you alright now.
True... what is life?
Hey there beep boop, what's up?
hey, dont offend me like that
i- i am alpha
thats what i said right?
well glad you are stayinf around
>I took K to a county fair today, it was fun
>Now one of her relatives is coming over to "Check" on her.
mandatory cc claim
spiders are not bro's
they are fuckin odd
That does sound interesting. Maybe I'll check it out. Thanks for the tipp anon
Yup, can only recommend.
Probably because they want it to be in good memory.
>I'm kidding it really is weird
Or maybe they decided this wasn't exactly a kids show?
Pasta bake? Nice. I'm gonna keep trying out shit then
She does seem like a girl on the screenshots though kek
No Problem. I would love if I could make people happy
No it doesn't, Satan
Well, in America at least.
i dont really know
yeah i have so much to say as well
i dont know. no big deal i guess
Do you read manga, or just watch anime?
I guess when I'm sleeping?
Oh, then it must be a good day for you.
Their nervous system isn't really complex enough for something like pain.
They're a lot like a robot with advanced software. It has some understanding of its condition and self preservation - but no real intelligence at all.
>how the fuck did you get viva forever
Just figured they'd have the most unlikely song, too.
I really like the Elysian song.
Pandemic is nice, too, it feels very traditional somehow.
>traditional heavy metal
Don't ask me.
All of this smugity
Its shitposting done right
i' bored as shit, just getting ready for work. You up to anything?
Would you still love you're waifu if she was turned into a pony.
I guess I would and subsequently end my life.
Well who are you to judge their sexual preference
My phone is about to die so might abandon thread
This is all so sudden and mind-blowing...
I have to sit down for a second and take all this in
Just playing some warships and hanging out on stream. How much time do you have before work?
>Implying there isn't already a ponyfied version of your waifu around on the internet
I will not accept my waifu as a Pony since that just bastardize my waifu into a pony show
>K is J's little sister
>J is a college bound kid who is a very close friend of mine
>J's parents died in a car accident while I was doing this legal battle about them being abusive and shit
>J received most of the abuse because he wanted to protect K
>When his parents died nobody took K so J requested, and received custody cause he was 18.
He use to live in an apartment but I basically told him that he had to come stay with me so he could be less stressed in college and so K wouldn't have to completely rely on him.
>And his minimum wage job.
about an hour. more or less. why?
I forgot about my brony-ism a long time ago. The PTSD would be too much to handle
TL:DR i would commit sudoku
I'd have to hang myself, that or a murder/suicide pact.
thats ok i should be here if you show back up
you are a bit weird today.
I could imagine so, you smug bastard <3
Not I! To each their own I say!
Ye, I would
My main man hank, keep pushing your product brother
No reason. Not like I needed to know when you'd be out of your house or anything. :^)
I am a bit weird, aren't I? It's probably due to my 7-ish hours of sleep over the past 2 days.
I read manga and LNs too, though not that many. The only medium I've never (seriously) tried would be VNs.
Forgot to ask, what made you mention Tatami Galaxy specifically, and is it worth the watch?
Smugz. How goes it?
K now also considers me like her dad, she's called me that a few times, once on accident, and now she's more comfortable doing it.
>We play video games and hang out too, she's a good kid.
>I consider her my daughter too
>Also she's only 9.
Gouge out eyes, don't spoil her memory.
The knowledge that art of this probably exists somewhere is terrifying though.
That it does. How's it hanging smug mug?
I mean, shinoa is all about smug you night pony fag <3
At least I tried i guess lmao
well thats ok. i still like talking to you. get some sleep of you need it
overrated waifu :^)
>tfw my mobile ISP is banned on /a/ only.
>Cant post about my waifu there
Pretty good. Getting stuff for fall semester tomorrow. You?
Not really complaining cause all these smugs. See above. Last night was fun too
Yeah... I think I'll go to sleep in about an hour or so. I'll probably be better after that.
y-yup, nothing at all (could you do me a favour and leave all your valuables and personal documents right in front of the front door before you leave? It would save me some time)
Your damn right you are.
Eh, I just would stick with my lil electric lady
It's true, but I imagined the pony becoming the canon version.
I have a tendency to listen to the same songs a lot, so my collection isn't very broad, but I always try to find better songs.
Is she robotic? I guess you might still have a chance then in just rebuilding her again the way it's supposed to be.
Hmm, maybe it's meant to be an epic quest to free you're waifu of the curse of ponyness.
They're sick of your shit. maybe you should try something else with your life,
I'm not a miracle worker. I'll leave as much as i can. not everything
try this 'amazing' song
you will love it
(its pure cancer, including parody cancer)
Gimme dat stock, baby~
I saw it being recommended on Aku no Hana mal list, so I wanted to give it the try.
>it worth the watch?
I am in a quandary about it, because I've just started it aswell and watched three episodes sience then.
I just tought you watched it and wanted to know someone's opinion, and never had the chance to ask, that's why I asked it, nothing special about it.
Pretty chill remix, the robot voice reminds me of Nightcall.
Insulting a man's waifu is the worst mortal sin one could commit.
Just chillin, waiting for these relatives to show up so I can show them how well I've taken care of K.
>J is seriously considering granting me custody so they can't try to force adopt her or something.
>I think there's a way for them to do it if they say that J isn't a competent caretaker since he's only 18
>But if I have custody they can't do a whole lot.
Yeah, its great. Thanks dude ^^
County fair was fun, the whole relative thing is because they insist on checking up on K
>They probably wanna force adopt her for some kind of tax write off or something.
>I dunno, its weird.
>tfw seeing the same people for weeks
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
Thanks, that'll save me enough time to find the rest of your stuff AND arson your house before the fuzz shows up.
Understandable that you wouldn't.
Can't remember if you've told me what you're studying.
Been fine myself, been sorting stuff and getting ready to move. Also finally got on Kancolle, if only I could read Jap.
What happened last night?
I think she's more of a Doll possessed by an great one kinda thing, so I guess you could just remake her and pray nicely.
That's the worst kind of curse.
I see this thread every single time I go on /b. I don't frequent this website, but for the past week I've gone on everyday, just to see if this same thread is posted regularly. Obviously it is, and the same guy – who's clearly partial to Kyouko – always seems to be the instigator.
I gotta ask – no judgment at all – what everyone who posts here gets out of threads like these? Why do these threads always get enormous amounts of replies? I don't understand how or why. I suppose it's not my place to understand it, but I'm curious.
TL;DR: why does anybody post in Waifu/Husbando threads?