Waifu claiming thread.
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>>701556104
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xwc28hUVlo
>>701564054
Saving actual pics would be nice. Im on mobile and I have to strain to even see its a waifu.
>>701564168
That my friend is pasta bake.
>>701564298
But y tho.
Spiders are bros.
Except funnel webs. They're mean bastards.
Claiming this fine explorer.
Horses are neat edition?
>>701564168 (Chara)
Maybe. Thanks for the well-wishes, in any case.
Posting again because my tomboy waifu is adorable!
>>701564535
How dare you beat me
>>701564168
Subaru dies that many times too, three i think for them both actually. But yeah, Subaru dies as many times as she does, obviously, if that makes you feel any better
still here
and
>>701564069
because im not sure what it would mean to you
>>701564168
yeah it wasnt that bad. weird that they arnt milking it for more though.
>>701564232
id rather post then just lay in my bed.
Claimed.
Human Grill
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>701564666
Checked satan
steve
D.Va
Gardy claimed
>>701564174
Yeah... I was really worried for you. Makes me relieved to see you alright now.
>>701564511
True... what is life?
>>701564758
Hey there beep boop, what's up?
>>701564599
>>701564437
hey, dont offend me like that
i- i am alpha
>>701564511
>>701564671
thats what i said right?
well glad you are stayinf around
>>701564755
but what about his...[spoiler] narrow urethra? [/spoiler]
>>701564958
Still a good guy.
Penny Claim
>I took K to a county fair today, it was fun
>Now one of her relatives is coming over to "Check" on her.
>Yay.
>>701564488
mandatory cc claim
>>701564577
spiders are not bro's
they are fuckin odd
Hiya guys!
>>701564242
That does sound interesting. Maybe I'll check it out. Thanks for the tipp anon
>>701564288
Yup, can only recommend.
>>701564511
Probably because they want it to be in good memory.
>I'm kidding it really is weird
Or maybe they decided this wasn't exactly a kids show?
>>701564577
Pasta bake? Nice. I'm gonna keep trying out shit then
>>701564645
She does seem like a girl on the screenshots though kek
>>701564625
No Problem. I would love if I could make people happy
>>701564666
No it doesn't, Satan
>>701564950
Well, in America at least.
Pretty laughable
>>701565059
So, what's the story between you and K?
>>701564880
i dont really know
>>701564950
yeah i have so much to say as well
>>701565093
i dont know. no big deal i guess
>>701563469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
Do you read manga, or just watch anime?
>>701563158
I guess when I'm sleeping?
Oh, then it must be a good day for you.
>>701563956
Their nervous system isn't really complex enough for something like pain.
They're a lot like a robot with advanced software. It has some understanding of its condition and self preservation - but no real intelligence at all.
>>701564298
>how the fuck did you get viva forever
Just figured they'd have the most unlikely song, too.
I really like the Elysian song.
Pandemic is nice, too, it feels very traditional somehow.
>traditional heavy metal
Don't ask me.
All of this smugity
Its shitposting done right
>>701564880
i' bored as shit, just getting ready for work. You up to anything?
>>701565288
Smugs makes me happy for reasons
kanbaru suruga best waifu
>>701564599
Okay so
QOTT:
Would you still love you're waifu if she was turned into a pony.
I guess I would and subsequently end my life.
>>701565094
Well who are you to judge their sexual preference
>>701565177
My phone is about to die so might abandon thread
>>701565177
This is all so sudden and mind-blowing...
I have to sit down for a second and take all this in
>>701565309
Just playing some warships and hanging out on stream. How much time do you have before work?
Doll claimed.
Droplet in the smug ocean.
Hestia or kurumi ftw
>>701565490
I think...so?
>>701565615
It happens
>>701565288
Yes.
>>701565490
Yes.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>701565490
Murder suicide.
>>701565490
>Implying there isn't already a ponyfied version of your waifu around on the internet
I will not accept my waifu as a Pony since that just bastardize my waifu into a pony show
>>701565161
>K is J's little sister
>J is a college bound kid who is a very close friend of mine
>J's parents died in a car accident while I was doing this legal battle about them being abusive and shit
>J received most of the abuse because he wanted to protect K
>When his parents died nobody took K so J requested, and received custody cause he was 18.
He use to live in an apartment but I basically told him that he had to come stay with me so he could be less stressed in college and so K wouldn't have to completely rely on him.
>And his minimum wage job.
>>701565576
about an hour. more or less. why?
>>701565490
I forgot about my brony-ism a long time ago. The PTSD would be too much to handle
TL:DR i would commit sudoku
>>701565490
I'd have to hang myself, that or a murder/suicide pact.
>>701565262
im glad you like them.
im not gonna ask
>>701565569
thats ok i should be here if you show back up
>>701565576
you are a bit weird today.
Don't mind me
Just helping you out
>>701565406
I could imagine so, you smug bastard <3
>>701565569
Not I! To each their own I say!
>>701565490
Ye, I would
>>701565698
My main man hank, keep pushing your product brother
>>701565865
Pennz!
>>701565490
no
>>701565875
No reason. Not like I needed to know when you'd be out of your house or anything. :^)
>>701565935
I am a bit weird, aren't I? It's probably due to my 7-ish hours of sleep over the past 2 days.
>>701565844
add me on steam again you deranged monkey
>>701565212
I read manga and LNs too, though not that many. The only medium I've never (seriously) tried would be VNs.
Forgot to ask, what made you mention Tatami Galaxy specifically, and is it worth the watch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR92pCPcenE
>>701566036
Smugz. How goes it?
>>701565161
K now also considers me like her dad, she's called me that a few times, once on accident, and now she's more comfortable doing it.
>We play video games and hang out too, she's a good kid.
>I consider her my daughter too
>Also she's only 9.
>>701565490
Gouge out eyes, don't spoil her memory.
The knowledge that art of this probably exists somewhere is terrifying though.
>>701565687
That it does. How's it hanging smug mug?
>>701566020
I mean, shinoa is all about smug you night pony fag <3
>>701566020
I will.
>>701565093
At least I tried i guess lmao
>>701566154
well thats ok. i still like talking to you. get some sleep of you need it
>>701566154
o- okay?
>>701566373
overrated waifu :^)
>>701566260
I've always wanted a daughter. I'm glad your relationship is well, she seems very special to you with how you talk about her. Keep it up man.
>>701564488
>tfw my mobile ISP is banned on /a/ only.
>Cant post about my waifu there
It hurts.
>>701566260
Pretty good. Getting stuff for fall semester tomorrow. You?
>>701566265
Not really complaining cause all these smugs. See above. Last night was fun too
>>701566601
Shitty waifu
>>701566339
Yeah... I think I'll go to sleep in about an hour or so. I'll probably be better after that.
>>701566438
y-yup, nothing at all (could you do me a favour and leave all your valuables and personal documents right in front of the front door before you leave? It would save me some time)
>>701566293
Your damn right you are.
Eh, I just would stick with my lil electric lady
>>701566297
Damn straight
>>701565805
It's true, but I imagined the pony becoming the canon version.
>>701565899
Nice doubloons.
I have a tendency to listen to the same songs a lot, so my collection isn't very broad, but I always try to find better songs.
>>701566265
Is she robotic? I guess you might still have a chance then in just rebuilding her again the way it's supposed to be.
Hmm, maybe it's meant to be an epic quest to free you're waifu of the curse of ponyness.
>>701566723
>straight
>>701566601
They're sick of your shit. maybe you should try something else with your life,
>>701566717
I'm not a miracle worker. I'll leave as much as i can. not everything
Smug it is then
>>701566780
try this 'amazing' song
you will love it
(its pure cancer, including parody cancer)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAOymC6XKeQ
>>701566723
I gotta finish watching that. Last ep i watched was something about garterbelt needing release
>shinoa
>>701565059
Explain?
>>701565074
Gimme dat stock, baby~
>>701566232
I saw it being recommended on Aku no Hana mal list, so I wanted to give it the try.
>it worth the watch?
I am in a quandary about it, because I've just started it aswell and watched three episodes sience then.
I just tought you watched it and wanted to know someone's opinion, and never had the chance to ask, that's why I asked it, nothing special about it.
Pretty chill remix, the robot voice reminds me of Nightcall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
I'll be in and out of the threads
Gonna be making cookies
>felix-anon
>>701566712
>Shitty waifu
Insulting a man's waifu is the worst mortal sin one could commit.
REPENT!
>>701566712
Just chillin, waiting for these relatives to show up so I can show them how well I've taken care of K.
>J is seriously considering granting me custody so they can't try to force adopt her or something.
>I think there's a way for them to do it if they say that J isn't a competent caretaker since he's only 18
>But if I have custody they can't do a whole lot.
>>701566502
Yeah, its great. Thanks dude ^^
>>701567157
County fair was fun, the whole relative thing is because they insist on checking up on K
>They probably wanna force adopt her for some kind of tax write off or something.
>I dunno, its weird.
>>701567157
we wew
>tfw seeing the same people for weeks
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
>>701566997
Thanks, that'll save me enough time to find the rest of your stuff AND arson your house before the fuzz shows up.
>>701566712
Understandable that you wouldn't.
Can't remember if you've told me what you're studying.
Been fine myself, been sorting stuff and getting ready to move. Also finally got on Kancolle, if only I could read Jap.
What happened last night?
>>701566780
I think she's more of a Doll possessed by an great one kinda thing, so I guess you could just remake her and pray nicely.
That's the worst kind of curse.
>>701567306
Only applicable if it's not actually shit.
>>701567427
I really really really like this image
>>701567614
Agreed, it is an awesome image.
>gardy
bump
>>701564488
I see this thread every single time I go on /b. I don't frequent this website, but for the past week I've gone on everyday, just to see if this same thread is posted regularly. Obviously it is, and the same guy – who's clearly partial to Kyouko – always seems to be the instigator.
I gotta ask – no judgment at all – what everyone who posts here gets out of threads like these? Why do these threads always get enormous amounts of replies? I don't understand how or why. I suppose it's not my place to understand it, but I'm curious.
TL;DR: why does anybody post in Waifu/Husbando threads?
>>701568829
To make friends
