Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Well, as long as she's being taken proper care of...
Can you even call her your waifu if you don't have her name tattooed on your body? Claimed for life, quite literally.
i remember you fuckers more then my own friends
great. mind if i invite the Police too?
sorry if i missed anyone
She is of course, she's happy, well fed, and enjoying life
>But they might claim that he's young and incompetent.
Of course if they take us to court, I can claim that she's mainly in my care, and the court would rule that, if okay with J, that I would receive custody.
>Its a huge legal mess.
Come at me, snek
Hooray for you taking so good of K!
How old do you have to be to have custody of a child? And it sounds like you would really want to take care of k. Given the chance
I want nothing but to be coiled up ny her and snuggled.
Good on you, by the way. Just in general, for taking care of that kid.
GO TO YOUR OWN FUCKING WEEABOO BOARD YOU FREAKS. QUIT CLAIMING FAKE CARTOON GIRLS AS YOUR WIVES. IF THEY WERE ALIVE I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU ALL REPULSIVE CREATURES. THAT IS SAD THAT REAL GIRLS FIND YOU SO GROSS YOU WOULD HAVE TO CLAIM A GIRL WITH NO FREE WILL AS YOUR WIFE BECAUSE YOU KNOW ANY OTHER WOULD SAY NO TO YOU FREAKS.
So, what's your overall goal here? Because you gotta have one considering you've been doing this for weeks. And don't even bullshit me saying you're bored, because there's hundreds of better things you could be doing besides spamming a thread on the internet.
You have to be an adult, 18, to be in custody of a child but the legal mess that we would go through might pop her into my hands.
>Essentially this: >>701568188
But I wouldn't mind taking care of her, in fact I mostly do, I told J to focus on college and I'd do my best to take care of K, he's pretty happy with the results.
>Its a lot of fun.
FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS. Fifteen years since I first saw Eva and my choice has never changed.
None of you seasonal waifu shitters know my pain.
Nothing, just bored
>And don't even bullshit me saying you're bored, because there's hundreds of better things you could be doing besides spamming a thread on the internet.
there is but i prefer doing this tbh
you ever finish doing that one thing from last time i saw you?
i dont remember what it was lel
Fair enough. I don't remember much about the first two episodes since it's been so long, but them not sticking with me is probably all the more reason not too care too much.
I've got too big of a backlog right now to add anything I'm not certain about.
I guess we're sharing music now. Any specific genres you're into?
Just sitting here seeing what I could do to past the time and oh
But where's the fun in that?
just about to point that out
>12 years ago i saw MLAATR
I wish I could have that outlook on kids. In case you missed Mercy Vent Time (TM) earlier, my own familial relationships aren't in tip-top shape so I'm kind of afraid of how I'd turn out as a parent.
How can it even entertain you though? I'm the only one giving you (You)'s. You could actually be productive, but you choose to waste away spamming a thread. So no, you're not bored, I think you're consumed by self hate.
Gonna go sleep now, gotta wake up early tomorrow and I need to catch up on a few lost hours. Nightie night!
*is a hologram*
Possible spook antics.
What timezone are you in?
I dindu nuffin he a gud boi.
I don't care for your opinion. All I care about is she is perfect to me.
You need to accept that a persons waifu is thier waifu and in thier eyes are perfect.
>You could actually be productive
You sir, are questioning the productivity of his pass time in a thread full of lonely men who use anime characters to identify and converse with each other.
You are an idiot.
It's almost like you love the wrong Mercy.
calm down there buddy
For the most part its a mix of being responsible to teach a kid right from wrong, and at the same time, having fun and showing them cool things.
>I personally love it.
Ooohhhhhhhhh it does sounds like a big messn:/
Suu is a better monster girl :^)
You're new to thread aren't you?
the best part is after awhile
you start remembering people
i talk to these monkers more then my own friends i know in real life
Does she still count as a waif if she would do whatever I ask her?
i'm gonna leave until this shitposter is done. bye
I would too, if I could trust myself to not be shit at everything being a parent entails. But shit dude, it's good you're happy.
I'm thinking of heading off now, to sleep that is, but I'm sorta in the middle of something
Well for one, it gives you life
Wew. Got to work with my bag hanging open. Lost nothing from in it. I have a pair of immortal gloves
The rope isn't meant to be used on you, but I might just do that if I think it's an emergency.
>I dindu nuffin
I'm happy your consciousness is clear.
Yeah, but I have a battle plan, so it'll work out either way.
BRB they're here. Will update when return.
Yeah, some people aren't really meant to be parents
>See K's original parents
But you could probably learn, and hey, maybe when you're older you'll feel more ready. I know when I was 18 I sure as hell wasn't ready for kids, kek.
just join in
in the end its all shitposting
at worst you end up like me
it isnt so bad
More robot voices, yay, I like it.
I'm not in any genres, I enjoy whatever sounds fine from my perspective.
The only thing I don't find enjoyable is screamo rock.
I need to leave because it's getting late for me, so, farewell and good day.
Have a last song.
why threaten me with a good time there, bud
and another one
In that case I need some kind of whip instead.
Can't you both praise the sun and go through your mundane daily tasks at the same time?
That's quite some luck you've got.
I'm the same, barely know anything about genres.
>I need to leave because it's getting late for me
In that case, good night!
I hope. I mean, I love kids, good kids. They can be sweet. My currently youngest sister is great so far. But I really don't think I'm fit to raise one as I am.