Waifu claiming thread.
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>>701564488
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>701567351 (Penny)
Well, as long as she's being taken proper care of...
Penny Claim~
still here
>>701567521
Can you even call her your waifu if you don't have her name tattooed on your body? Claimed for life, quite literally.
Hiya again!
Gonna snatch this fine explorer.
>>701567781
My girl
i remember you fuckers more then my own friends
>>701567720
Gibe evil Mercys?
>>701567873
The dawn has arrived?
Doll claimed.
>>701567777
nice
>>701567427
great. mind if i invite the Police too?
D.Va
sorry if i missed anyone
>>701567786
hi
>>701567720
She is of course, she's happy, well fed, and enjoying life
>But they might claim that he's young and incompetent.
Of course if they take us to court, I can claim that she's mainly in my care, and the court would rule that, if okay with J, that I would receive custody.
>Its a huge legal mess.
Claimed.
>>701567953
o yes
you know it
>>701568102
Hey Tomo how's it going?
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>701567306
Come at me, snek
>>701567351
>>701567724
Hooray for you taking so good of K!
How old do you have to be to have custody of a child? And it sounds like you would really want to take care of k. Given the chance
>>701567786
Hello
>>701568035
Ehh, they don't need to be invited, right?
Rin
>>701568294
the usual. yourself?
>>701567521
Miia claimed.
I want nothing but to be coiled up ny her and snuggled.
>>701568188
Good on you, by the way. Just in general, for taking care of that kid.
GO TO YOUR OWN FUCKING WEEABOO BOARD YOU FREAKS. QUIT CLAIMING FAKE CARTOON GIRLS AS YOUR WIVES. IF THEY WERE ALIVE I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU ALL REPULSIVE CREATURES. THAT IS SAD THAT REAL GIRLS FIND YOU SO GROSS YOU WOULD HAVE TO CLAIM A GIRL WITH NO FREE WILL AS YOUR WIFE BECAUSE YOU KNOW ANY OTHER WOULD SAY NO TO YOU FREAKS.
*teleports behind you*
>>701568447
See top reply to
>>701568318
>>701568222
So, what's your overall goal here? Because you gotta have one considering you've been doing this for weeks. And don't even bullshit me saying you're bored, because there's hundreds of better things you could be doing besides spamming a thread on the internet.
>>701568318
You have to be an adult, 18, to be in custody of a child but the legal mess that we would go through might pop her into my hands.
>Essentially this: >>701568188
But I wouldn't mind taking care of her, in fact I mostly do, I told J to focus on college and I'd do my best to take care of K, he's pretty happy with the results.
>>701568457
Thanks ^^
>Its a lot of fun.
>>701568361
>>701568366
Woah... what the heck?
>>701568458
No.
>>701567521
FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS. Fifteen years since I first saw Eva and my choice has never changed.
None of you seasonal waifu shitters know my pain.
Why?
>>701568562
Nothing, just bored
>And don't even bullshit me saying you're bored, because there's hundreds of better things you could be doing besides spamming a thread on the internet.
there is but i prefer doing this tbh
>>701568458
Here a (You). You earned it kid.
My sweet, sweet bully girl, to the right that is.
>>701568127
suhh dude
you ever finish doing that one thing from last time i saw you?
i dont remember what it was lel
>>701567225
Fair enough. I don't remember much about the first two episodes since it's been so long, but them not sticking with me is probably all the more reason not too care too much.
I've got too big of a backlog right now to add anything I'm not certain about.
I guess we're sharing music now. Any specific genres you're into?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2orBsXp4HM
>>701568547
It's abou time you did that.
>>701568433
Just sitting here seeing what I could do to past the time and oh
>>701568366
But where's the fun in that?
>>701568361
>>701568603
just about to point that out
>>701568458
>reporgram
problem solved
>>701568717
>12 years ago i saw MLAATR
Nice insult
>>701568601
I wish I could have that outlook on kids. In case you missed Mercy Vent Time (TM) earlier, my own familial relationships aren't in tip-top shape so I'm kind of afraid of how I'd turn out as a parent.
>>701568733
How can it even entertain you though? I'm the only one giving you (You)'s. You could actually be productive, but you choose to waste away spamming a thread. So no, you're not bored, I think you're consumed by self hate.
Gonna go sleep now, gotta wake up early tomorrow and I need to catch up on a few lost hours. Nightie night!
>>701568937
night
>>701568547
*is a hologram*
>>701568603
Possible spook antics.
>>701568937
Night night.
why not just praise the sun?
>>701568913
I don't know
>>701568693
What timezone are you in?
>>701568840
>the rope
I dindu nuffin he a gud boi.
>>701568937
Goodnight.
>>701568717
>>701567781
>Seasonal
My waifu for laifu.
>>701568318
I don't care for your opinion. All I care about is she is perfect to me.
You need to accept that a persons waifu is thier waifu and in thier eyes are perfect.
>>701569085
cant ignore me forever
>>701568913
>You could actually be productive
You sir, are questioning the productivity of his pass time in a thread full of lonely men who use anime characters to identify and converse with each other.
You are an idiot.
>>701569035
Why only praise the sun?
>>701568875
It's almost like you love the wrong Mercy.
>>701568937
night
>>701568913
calm down there buddy
>>701568875
For the most part its a mix of being responsible to teach a kid right from wrong, and at the same time, having fun and showing them cool things.
>I personally love it.
>>701568717
Okay Mr. Seasonal.
>>701568601
Ooohhhhhhhhh it does sounds like a big messn:/
>>701568937
Night
>>701569163
Suu is a better monster girl :^)
You're new to thread aren't you?
>>701569167
Ay
>>701569234
kek
>>701569234
yes
the best part is after awhile
you start remembering people
i talk to these monkers more then my own friends i know in real life
Ma boi nik
Does she still count as a waif if she would do whatever I ask her?
i'm gonna leave until this shitposter is done. bye
>>701569321
I would too, if I could trust myself to not be shit at everything being a parent entails. But shit dude, it's good you're happy.
>>701569092
+2 GMT
I'm thinking of heading off now, to sleep that is, but I'm sorta in the middle of something
>>701569241
Well for one, it gives you life
>>701569477
Where was this from again?
Wew. Got to work with my bag hanging open. Lost nothing from in it. I have a pair of immortal gloves
>>701569092
The rope isn't meant to be used on you, but I might just do that if I think it's an emergency.
>I dindu nuffin
I'm happy your consciousness is clear.
>>701569388
Yeah, but I have a battle plan, so it'll work out either way.
BRB they're here. Will update when return.
>>701569626
Yeah, some people aren't really meant to be parents
>See K's original parents
But you could probably learn, and hey, maybe when you're older you'll feel more ready. I know when I was 18 I sure as hell wasn't ready for kids, kek.
>>701569548
just join in
in the end its all shitposting
at worst you end up like me
it isnt so bad
>>701569439
Think ya missed the last part of my post there, sailor. Don't blame ya, seems to apply well.
>>701568824
More robot voices, yay, I like it.
I'm not in any genres, I enjoy whatever sounds fine from my perspective.
The only thing I don't find enjoyable is screamo rock.
I need to leave because it's getting late for me, so, farewell and good day.
Have a last song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDuLh0YylsE
>>701569637
I'm at +2 as well. How convenient.
>>701570008
Laters, cute boi.
>>701569894
>insulting me
why threaten me with a good time there, bud
and another one
>>701569845
In that case I need some kind of whip instead.
>>701569637
Can't you both praise the sun and go through your mundane daily tasks at the same time?
>>701569704
That's quite some luck you've got.
>>701570008
I'm the same, barely know anything about genres.
>I need to leave because it's getting late for me
In that case, good night!
>>701570223
kek
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>>701569864
I hope. I mean, I love kids, good kids. They can be sweet. My currently youngest sister is great so far. But I really don't think I'm fit to raise one as I am.
>>701570236
A cute.
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>>701569864
Yay and okay!
