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>Claim your Waifu/Fuckbois
>This is not /b/, this is /kys/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind, no exceptions
>Discussion is encourages
>Insults must be stale memes
>3D is ALWAYS trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, LAURA IS A RETARD!
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join: https://discord.gg/cmH3ySY
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Claimed
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Filth.
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>>701542839
>This is not /b/, this is /kys/
Dank.
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>>701543757
nice feet
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D.Va
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>>701543662
>>701543460
Elitists detected.
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>>701544361
Done posting Ana on reddit?
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Slow morning
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>>701544449
No idea what you're talking about.
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>>701544181
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>>701544361
Am I not an elitist?
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Hello
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>>701544821
No you are autistic underage
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Sachi is a bully.
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>>701544821
Not yet.

>>701544870
Hiya Leila
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>using elitist ironically
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>>701545098
I was only ironically being ironic.
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>>701544970
and you're a meanie
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>>701544361
Aren't you an elitist by nearly all definitions?
>>701545171
No you.
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>>701545098
>you being unironically retarted
You could use a bleach soda
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>>701544642
I think I misspelled the website name, what was it again? 8gag?
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>>701545365
redditchangag

>>701545298
Shit I forgot about that
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>>701544653
>>701544181
>__d_va_overwatch_drawn_by_atobesakunolove__7b3672721dff80afe0522520f540ade8.png

Look at the newfag...
Look at the newfag and LAUGH...
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>>701545048
How do become elitist?
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>>701545048
How are you Karen?
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>>701545854
>redditchangag
For some reason that sounds very lewd.
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Claiming Felix
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>>701545960
HD REMASTERED.png
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>>701546140
redditchangag on this cock

>>701545994
Decent enough, good things are happening.
How about you? Feeling well?

>>701545972
It just happens.
One day you wake up and you're superior to all the newfags.
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>>701546342
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>>701546446
Okay. What good things are happening?
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The doc is in. The doc requires liquor.
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>>701546921
Liquor is bad.
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>>701546446
Im alrigh slept the most of the day
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>>701546921
What happened?
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>>701547061
Sorry
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>>701546690
Payments to the college are being made, things are finally moving forward.

>>701547061
>>701547168
Ah, no work today? Got some free time?
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>>701547280
That's great. What ya up to besides that?
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>>701542839
mandatory cc claim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPs2s0t-v_I

tis a odd day,
someone asked if i could make their left ass cheek look like an ape, i did it, but i still want to know why she wanted it.
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>>701546474
nice
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>>701547041
Being sober is bad.
>>701547113
I really don't know. My psyche took a nosedive sometime after I turned 10 and hasn't really gotten better in the ten years since. I've spent half my life feeling empty, lonely, tired, mildly angry and unfulfilled and don't know why.
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>>701547439
Not much, honestly. Just talking to people and being lazy.
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>>701547280
Yes i dont have to work on Sundays. Im spending that time sleeping
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>>701547638
So basically depression and you don't know why.
That's not really a good start to work against it.
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pssssh, nothing personnel, kid.
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>>701547646
Being lazy a shit. I'm watching some VICE.
>>701547638
That sounds bad.
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>>701547783
I might not call it depression. I've never been diagnosed with anything. I just feel like something's missing or wrong, and it's unidentifiable. Honestly, I'm more worried about my eternal blessings of "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" right now.
>>701547893
Eeeeh...
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>>701547862
i dont know the context of this.
though you have peaked my interest.

>>701547893
the edge, its spreading
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In college, not gonna kill myself
>tonight
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>>701548048
Eeeeh...
Still sounds unhealthy when you drink it away and need liquor for it
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>>701548171
Maybe?
>>701548048
I know how you feel.
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>>701547862
Yo, doing alright?
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>>701548373
i must pray for you, in hopes god wants you instead of satan.
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>>701547862
>pets the boat
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>>701547628
Hello CC
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>>701548171
I'm sorry to say the context there amounts to 'hedgehogs'.

>>701548470
A bit achy but not bad otherwise. The weather got a tiny bit cooler, as well!

>>701548260
Kneesocks a cute.
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>>701548344
Liquor is okay. A couple bottles of beer helps. The odd drink or two makes me feel better. What would help much, much more would be having a girlfriend and a job that doesn't involve a baseball hat.
>>701548373
It's shit. But I think everyone goes through it.
>>701548769
[confused screaming]
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>>701548728
Cute hat~
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>>701548664
How goes it?

>>701546140
lewd boat
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>>701548714
hey, how does this day treat you?

>>701548728
my response:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlNVuxZFfH8

my it cleanse you
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>>701548594
I'd say I'm fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltN3fLFmTQ
>>701549024
It goes good. Watching some VICE, my cat is laying on me. How about you?
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>LAURA IS A RETARD!
Literally /who/
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>>701548938
A Girlfriend eh? Yeah, many problems would be easier to carry when you have someone you can count on.
>A job that doesn't involve a basebal hat
What's your job then? Being a Mascot?
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claimed this qt
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>>701549218
>>701549024
Nevermind, tried to lay my hand down and cat bit my shit, resulting in her jumping off of me.
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Yuuko claim: Sleepy edition
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>>701549232
Not Mi Liu.

>>701549024
Master.
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>>701547733
Ah, hopefully you got enough rest then. Doing something right now?

>>701548728
Ah alright, that's good to hear. Achy from what?

>>701549232
Bully me.
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>>701548938
Hey mercy
Sounds like you're having a rough day
You okay?
Mind if I drink with you?
>>701548952
Kneesocks~
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>>701549378
Hey.
>>701548938
Let your waifu bring faith into your life. Unless you don't take your waifu seriously, in which case, I don't know what to do. Maybe put in some effort to get a girlfriend?
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>>701549218
yea, you would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdF-YkECTVc
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>>701549617
Heyo.
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I never had a waifu.
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>>701549085
Well i guess
Had a day off work witch is nice
What about you?
>>701549533
No but i was thinking of watching something
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>>701549233
Nah. Fast food. Or, as Subway management INSISTS upon calling it, """quick service.""" While technically not a lie (sandwich in 2.5min or less guaranteed, much faster than burger joints some days), it still feels like newspeak to get around the fact that we still serve cheap, salty, processed bullshit for 90% of our menu. Any job where management wants you wearing a hat is probably no good. I'm considering applying at a call center. At least there I'll get more than minimum wage, plus commissions and bonuses possibly.
>>701549542
I'm okay-ish. Not contemplating suicide or anything, but definitely feeling bad about being 20 and working with a bunch of people who are either teenagers or fellow failures in life. Sometimes both.
>>701549617
Waifu helps.
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>>701542839
>>
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>>701549218
>>701549351
Very temperamental cat. I'm doing okay. Had quite a busy day but now that dinner's done I can relax.

>>701549085
I like it.

>>701549390
baka

>>701549533
Sitting mostly, or something, I might have pulled a muscle; but it's not too bad.
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Hanako Claim: Winter Edition
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>>701549895
Hm, like what?
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>>701549024
Hello. Actually leaving right now. I'll catch you later fellow lewd boat.
probably will be back in... oh... 6 hours? Who knows.
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..
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>>701549319
Looks like someone else reads my favorite Manga.

Yumeko eh? A nice choice. I'm still rooting for Mizuki to get together with Takeru... but I'm even more rooting for the translators to get the next update out.

>>701549912
That's funny cause I always work in retail and wear a hat but I like my job.
To be fair tough I work in a grocery store so my job is to bake Bagels, Buns, etc and also serving customers by selling said buns and different kind of sausages and cheese.
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...
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>>701549912
I see why that could be getting you down
You can still follow some classes in a college right? To get a better job
You can always move up in your current job.
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>>701549895
that is nice,
me?
huh, other than my manager running over a squirrel on the way to work, me doing some really weird tats and my water being switched with sprite which surprised me. a pretty good day.
im eating pizza rn. u eaten yet?

>>701550084
it is one of the more memorable tracks used in serial experiments lain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBff4F5egLc
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,,,
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>>701549682
But I am good.
>>701549755
How are you?
>>701550084
She is quite. What's for dinner?
>>701549912
Maybe get some sort of education? You don't seem very satisfied with your life.
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>>701550126
I'll try to be there then! You can add me on Steam or Telegram or whatever, too, if you like.
>rattle rattle
Take care!
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>>701550099
I don't know
>>701550369
No i haven't but i was thinking of making something soon
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;;
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>>701550444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-h3c2VnA7A
are you?
what would you consider good?

>>701550792
make some pizza.
or some pasta.
both easy to make.
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.
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>>701549542
Hello!
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>>701542839
what a bunch of super faggots, you're the plague of this world you stupid fucking japanfags i wish you a very painful rape
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>>701551093
I am. I'm the most satisfied with my life I've been in months. Hell, maybe even years, or my whole life.
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>>701550369
Veryu niceu as well.

>>701550444
Some spicy baked chicken stuff with rice.
Good luck with the catte.
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>>701550159
same, probably will be another year till we get the update
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>>701549390
>Mi Liu.
Uh?
You just want to confuse me even more, don't you.

>>701549533
You took Sunshine away from me.
You're the bully here.
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>>701551093
I will wnwed to see if i can make it
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>>701551439
Poor Karen would never hurt anyone. Karen is a friend to all.
Lies! It's all lies!

>>701551318
That's a very cute webm
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>>701550444
Sleepy sleepy sleepy.
You?
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>>701550159
Eh, fast food is a bit different. People are shitty. You'd think they wouldn't be, since I handle their food, which goes in their mouths. One errant little slip of the mind and I could kill people with something as simple as a forgotten handwash. Fast food expects eternal politeness and diplomacy with people who view us as machines at best and who just love to come interrupt us 5 minutes to close without so much as a tip or an apology, and LOVE wasting shitloads of sauce and vegetables continually asking for extra, GOD FORBID I NOT GIVE YOU THE WHOLE BIN OF FUCKING PICKLES YOU SELFISH CUNT, OTHER PEOPLE LIKE DILL TOO. Oh, and good fucking luck if you run out of something popular. Gooooood fucking luck.
>>701550345
I really should. Maybe that safe/responsible beverage service class and get into bartending. Sure, I'd deal with drunks, but hey, tips!
>>701550444
I don't have the money or the grades. I can't math to save my life and I can't take time off work to go learn shit, unless you mean dodgy, fucky, unaccredited online shit.
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>>701551627
>Poor Karen would never hurt anyone.
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>>701551318
Sounds good. I've just been eating frozen stuff these days, sadly. And oatmeal. No luck needed.
>>701549390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdciOXroU9o
>>701551673
Just about to play some Poker, so I'm good.
>>701551746
Well, if you don't want to put the effort in to change, that's fine.
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>>701551221
is chen happy today?

>>701551271
that's rather selfish.
for every kill there is a death.
for every smile there are 40 tears.

>>701551318
how would you describe your taste in music.
ill happily recommend some stuff to add to your collection.

>>701551452
u got a cam?
if so, take a pic of the finished product.
i'll tell you if i would eat it (i'm rather picky)
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>>701551627
>Lies! It's all lies!
I'm not a liar...
Stop bullying me, what did I ever do to you?
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>>701552056
Okay.
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>>701552092

You probably asked for his steam.

>>701552056

I'm fine, how about you?
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>>701552092
You emailed me death threats!
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>>701551248
Good day?
Excuse me I can't quite tell anons apart
>>701551746
From what I'm hearing I really think you need this dude
You have a future looking forward to, a better job and stuff
Plus you're guaranteed meeting people you like when you're taking classes which you're interested in
Maybe even some girls
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>>701551376
Yeah, next year for sure... god damn and it even stopped when it was interesting

>>701551746
Sounds a bit more rough than here. Even though we also have to handle sweets like cakes and stuff. And they do get mad when we run out. But my costumers do seem a bit more nice.
Ah, but I do remember something my boss made me do.
>Have cakes which expired yesterday
>Boss tells me to put those cakes in a new packaging and into order again.
Or I heard my boss also ordered an apprentice to cut off the mold of some cheese and make breads with it.

Have you tried applying for other jobs?
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>>701552188
pretty good,
im still in surprised people want the tats they want recently.
>ape left ass cheek
>penis on back of neck
>banana's on legs.
these are only some of what i have done today
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>>701551903
What part of "I can not afford" isn't clicking? I am the eldest of soon to be seven fucking children in a five-bedroom house. I pay rent. I have to get around. I have other bills and there is a hard fucking deadline on my ass moving the fuck out, so I'll need furniture and to cover moving costs. I can not take time off work for shit and can not fucking afford tuition. ESPECIALLY not on shift work with a company who will NOT work around other shit in my schedule.
>>701552501
I need something that isn't shift work first. Something with a stable, consistent schedule.
>>701552550
I'm going to, once I have a year where I am plus some volunteering experience.
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>>701552056
Im not very good but i'll try my best
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>>701552501
Oh no, it was me.
Had to type on pc for a sec, just got in my dorm
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>>701552738
i have high hopes
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Woke up again with a small headache again

Hopefully it leaves soon
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>>701552837
i wake up with it everyday.
it never leaves.
no doctor believes me.
weed distracts me.
u smoke?
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>>701552701
Tuition isn't your only option.
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>>701552701
Yea you should probably sort some shit out
If I may, don't go working in a supermarket, they may have a good schedule but the pay is shit and the work is quite heavy
Any jobs on your mind?
>>701552747
Oh I should've know
Sorry im quite the scatterbrain today .
Hows dorm life treating you?
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>>701551627
I'm glad you like it.

>>701551903
Frozen doesn't mean bad, but sadly not everything works equally well. I don't always get around to cooking either.

>>701552056
I'm no fan of male singers unless they super badass, also not really a fan of fast music.
In the end I just like grills singing best, I guess.
youtu.be/-oRDWdEEshM
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So Shizuru left, Karen is getting emailed death threats, and there's a whole bunch of shitposts. Anything else I'm missing?
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Honestly why do I keep seeing this fucking thread. Just keep this stupid fake wife shit to yourself, no one wants to see your cum stained fantasies and read your shitty shit shit about which little girl you would kiddy-diddle. Just ducking stop. Go get laid or finish high school. Or just post this shit on /trash/. Fuck all of you. You are ruining /b/ for everyone who doesn't reek of potato chips, lube and moldy body pillows.

>inb4 kek u faget u don't evn no bout mai waifoo
>inb4 if u don't like jerking to made up anime girls and then hugging pillows with them printed on it until you fall asleep on your air mattress with no sheets on it in your moms basement then u can leave u big loser faget
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>>701552701
Sounds like a plan. I'm not sure you want to try a callcenter job, I worked there once.
>Have to make some surveys on the phone
>Employer is sometimes the EU
>System deals numbers for you
>People are NOT happy that you got through them
>And they won't take the time for the survey which is something between 5 minutes and 2 hours

So why do you want to change after one year? You mean you can put workexperience in your CV?
I hope it does work, I'm also doing that now.
>Going to apply to game stores and technic stores
I wish you good luck

>>701553463
ignoring me is a meme now
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>>701553504
I mean, you could just filter it.
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,
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>>701553232
Pretty chill, same as always.
Room mate seems like a sperg, guess time will have to tell if she is one though.
Her family seems nice though
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>>701553383
here's badass male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6N9Kp-7Vls

here's female
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aei31Nj_pdA

i have respect for both these artists for both working from the bottom up.
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>>701553517
And that too, apparently.
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>>701553504
But I dont jack it to her do
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>>701553808
u know our lore right?
if not i have to explain.
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>>701553164
I don't exactly have scholarship grades here.
>>701553232
I'm thinking bartending or even a call center.
>>701553517
I can deal with that when I can be an immature asshole invisibly on the other end of the phone. No idea what a CV is but one year looks better than ten months, I figure.
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>>701553383
It just gets boring really. It's easy and cheap though, better than a screaming stomach.
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>>701553504
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>>701553665
Aren't roomies always sperges? I feel like that's a thing
I only know American dorms from movies though so I'm not sure
I have some weird roomies as well but it works quite different
>I have 9 roomies
You up to anything?
>>701554005
Bartending could be fun, but if you're following classes it might mess you up
Can centre is fun though, just don't work for a lewd one
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>>701554005
Boss can listen in on your calls so you don't want to be an immature asshole on the other end of the phone.

A CV is your curriculum vitae, you know where you write all your personal information, and skills when writing job applications
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Does anyone know if makoto called me cute in the last thread or one of the ones before it?
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>>701554372
Pretty sure he's been sleeping for a couple hours
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>>701554231
The first one was a tranny and my other two were pretty chill.
I mean Im pretty milk toast as far as personality goes, but this chick makes me look like a fuckin thug
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>>701552996
I could say I'm pretty mellow right now.

>>701551903
King of old school, his tracks had a unique feel to it. I haven't been big on hip-hop lately, mostly on shoegaze.
Speaking about it, /shugazi/ is up again.

>>701551439
Why would I do that?

>>701550084
You're not wrong about that.
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>>701554372
I don't know if I should be turned on by this, something feels.... Wrong.
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>>701554372
He probably did
Why though, wanna jerk off to the thought?
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>>701553587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430qrbCelOs
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>>701554231
I'm a touch shy to work phone sex. Or maybe not. Anonymity makes me different.
>>701554263
Nah. Invisibly. IE with hand gestures and silent mouthing, nothing that anyone can hear or see. I'm a touch crazy but not an idiot. And I believe that's just a resume.
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>>701554532
No I'm just wondering because i told him not to on telegram
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>>701554505
your smoking now?
without me?
mother fucker lemme get my shit out, ain been able to have a proper smoke for a while now.
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>>701553998
I'm a little confused, when you say 'our', do you mean /waifu/? And why would you need to explain lore if I was just acknowledging that whatever happened happened to Chara?

>Captcha was playgrounds.
Oh look, a new one!
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>>701554372
I'm pretty sure he's sleeping

>>701554498
>Tranny roommate
This sounds like left SJW horror

>>701554674
Ah, yes, well I know it's called Curriculum Vitae in england and in our english classes I was only thought it's a CV. And even googling it just spit out CV.
Forgive me
>only hand gestures
Yeah, you can do that.
I also had a lot of fun with the option I was presented with
>You can just get someone next in line by clicking "it was the mobile box answering" and 10 minutes later the jerk who just hung up on you gets called again.

Although you don't want to call a faxing machine. It's killing your ears
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>>701554505
He's quite great. I still prefer plenty of artists over him though, such as Rakim. Anyways, how are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujxj_hvOCU
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Suika claimed. How are you all today? I'm hung over.
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>>701554498
>Tranny
You sext her up?
I have no idea what milk and toast means, I kinda missed your weird ass sayings
I'm guessing it means normal but you'll probably tell me otherwise
>What if you're actually a tug though?
>>701554674
>Anonymity makes me different
Really? I think that only applies to you
I think it'd be kinda funny but ive never heard of males in those kind of jobs
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>>701553633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430qrbCelOs
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>>701554972
yes i do.
because of recent discoveries of mine through the stream which imply your relatively new here. thus may not know the lore of /waifu/

>not using legacy captcha
ciruela second
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>>701554996
I've done that by accident before. I don't need it again. I am blessed with entirely too much EEEEEEE as it is.
>>701555199
Oh, it happens. But it really does make me a lot less shy. The difference between me here and me in reality is astounding. I'd never flirt so openly IRL, but I curse about ten times more often, the odd time I actually do talk.
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>>701554996
Not gonna lie, it was really hard.
Tranny alone, she was just a shitty person.
Trash on the floor, smelt disgusting, and fucking miserable.
I get that Im conservative and all, but I just dont give a shit about those things.
I just need a person to be nice, I dont even care if its genuine!

>>701555199
Milk toast, just means that Im very boring.
Very to the point
That trann was gross doe
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>>701554905
Boredom is hitting too hard lately and I can't avoid it.

>>701555092
Same story as usual, doing good, working on my hobbies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FimNTL2o4Do
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The persona master is back
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>>701556104
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