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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>701542839

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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here
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>>701555629
It's sad how most trannys are all about being trans instead of being themself. And because they want to be trans they want everyone else to accept that and they're being dicks about it.
Being nice is the only thing I'm really good at.

>>701555490
>Done it by accident before
holy kek, I think when I first called a faxing machine I nearly wrecked the headphones I was using because it startled me that much.

And what do you mean you're blessed with too much "EEEEEEEEE"?

>>701556197
Tomoko
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>>701556163
>
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>>701554029
You can cook a lot of things right out of the fridge.
Frozen pizza isn't always the best solution, but I resort to it often enough myself.

>>701553841
How do you manage that?

>>701554505
Not your place to decide, but indeed, it is accurate.

>>701556051
Kagame?
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>>701556104
>>>/a/
>>>/out/
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>>701556253
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>>701556197
Whats up tomoko
Sleep well?
>>701555490
I was kinda joking but fine, you're probably a bit too drunk to see irony through text
I'm also pretty sure the way you flirt on here wouldn't be appreciated in the real world kek
>If only it could
>>701555629
Well I don't think youre boring so I'm calling bullshit
Isnt that the porpuse of a tranny?
You didn't even answer my question, so I'll ask another. Why was he sleeping with you? I thought males and females were separated
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>>701556104
Image limits shouldn't be a thing
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>>701556104
mandatory cc claim

>>701556022
that is troublesome, have you tried being nude as often as possible?
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>>701556242
EEEEEE is just /k/'s way of referring to tinnitus. Long-term exposure to command voices, extremely loud music, gunfire, and the simple act of being a musician will give you tinnitus. It's basically just a permanent ringing in your ears.
>>701556459
It really wouldn't be. I suck at being a flirt.
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>>701556282
I'm anyone and everyone

I'm even Kaga-san
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D.Va
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>>701556476
these words are what makes us cancer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf7YpEfpYwI
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>>701555479 (C.C.)
I thought you would've already known that I was a new poster? I've lurked since March, but only ever started posing since early July.

>Legacy.
I don't know if that works on mobile.
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>>701556615
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_pSxcd0uHA
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>>701556242
chara
>>701556459
not really. still feel tired
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>>701556242
About the same, Im very boring but at least Im fuckin pleasent.

>>701556282
I like her as a concept, I wouldnt sully it with sexual ideals

>>701556459
Online and reality are two very different sides of a coin.
Americas wierd thats why.
They allowed him/her into the room to allow her to hold her beliefs.
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>>701556615
a cute
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>>701556761
you aren't me

>do it
>i fuckin dare you

>>701556855
mother fucker can keep up with all the new-er people since i took a break.

your all 7th gen to me
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>>701556754
oooh, that, now I know what you mean.

>>701556900
Good morning then. Any plans for today?

>>701556910
Not sure about the boring part, we haven't talked much before. I do remember talking with you once or twice but my memorie is terrible.
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>>701556754
I guess you really are different online then
Or my people reading might be worse than I thought
I always give the tip just do it but I dunno not feeling in the position to give advice right now
You up to anything?
>>701556900
Oh sucks, too cold? Too hot?
Perhaps a nap later?
>>701556910
Shush I was giving you a compliment, take it you mug
Fucking sjw, America is pretty cucky atm
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Claiming Felix
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>>701557284
It's a bastard.
>>701557327
Lying in bed trying to ignore the screaming retards outside my door.
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>>701557284
nope not today. you?
>>701557327
i dont know. dont feel rested and no i normally cant get back to asleep after im up
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Wasup Gentleman?
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>>701557631
Wait what, what kind of neighbourhood do you live?
Why are they screaming?
>>701557680
Oh that sucks, well I guess that leaves you with one thing
Our lord and saviour, coffee
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>>701556761
As long as you can sleep, right?

>>701556910
I'd sully her concept alright.
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Best girl coming through.
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>>701557284
Eh, is what it is chara.
Im just very simple is all

>>701557327
I appreciate it you numpty!
Youre damn right it is
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>>701557903
do you remember rei using scythe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=askoHvhjEhk
i fuckin dont
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>>701557916
that doesnt fix discomfort but it would be nice.
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>>701557631
Obviously. So your household is very loud? Or what's the reason why you have it?

>>701557680
Nothing either. Probably going to bed soon

>>701558067
Simple as in you enjoy the small things life has to offer?
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>>701557130
Cute!

>>701557129
>7th gen.
Enlighten me please.

>>701557903
Come on now, we have to watch Re:Zero, remember?
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>>701558069
dude is that cc?

Also that guy in the video has a fucking one piece mouse pad. Fail

and no rei didnt use a scythe im pretty sure she just stood around being autistic.

>>701558231
When is it on?
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>>701556897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAclFDnQXDc
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>>701557916
Oh, it's specifically my house. My family are idiots. My mother can't stop screaming about stupid shit or CONTROL HER OTHER FUCKING SPAWN by means other than violence, nor can she be bothered to mete out punishment the same for each of the little snots instead of giving the middle two preferential treatment. I HAVE SPENT TEN YEARS ON MY LAST FUCKING NERVE. TEN FUCKING YEARS THISCLOSE TO ACTUAL FUCKING MURDER.
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Sorry folks, but this fine explorer belongs to me.
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>>701558014
Youre getting very filthy

>>701558176
I suppose so, yes.
But simple in personality as well.
Easy to wrap a head around.

>>701558595
>Restrain myself
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>>701558402
I'm pretty sure it's up on croll now, I just checked. Let me make myself a popcorn bowl first.
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>>701558176
ah well hope you sleep well
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>>701556476
Your waifu shouldn't be a thing.
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>>701558067
So you up to anything?
Or have anything planned
I'm not sure how far into the day you are
>>701558171
It's probably just morning drowsiness
Any plans for the day?
>>701558436
Uh I kinda want to laugh but this sounds pretty serious
Perhaps put on some beats and zone out?
Does this mean she beats your siblings?
Maybe it's time to move out
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>>701558231
me and the other originals are first gen
(tenten, shiki, vigil, most others left)

2nd gen is after us
(hand-kun, tatsumaki, ehhh others)

3rd gen after them
then 4th i took a break, and i call everyone 7th gen now because icba to keep up with it.

>>701558402
yes it is.

his cat, i mean, flight simulator give no fucks.

rei was very important, as she's god, or basically is god.
fuck i dont wanna explain evangelion
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>>701558876
not at all. anything for you?
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>>701558436
This really doesn't sound good at all

>>701558664
What are your hobbies then?

>>701558772
I think I will. In two hours
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>>701559215
renge
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>>701559142
Just eating more fruit and watching more competitive league
>>701559215
Hey dong
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>>701559215
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>>701558664
Well, there are reasons she's not my waifu. I couldn't do that.

>>701559027
I'll listen to the songs now by the way, I didn't get around to it earlier, sorry!
Don't think I forgot.
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UMARU CLAIMED
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>>701558176
My household is extremely loud. See >>701558436.
But nah. I played trumpet, listen to my music real loud, talk even louder, and also my one brief exposure to gunfire made it much worse.
>>701558876
If only one had money. But yeah, I've literally been thrown at walls, had answers beaten out of me like some kind of fucking CIA interrogation under extraordinary rendition (I literally ended up confessing to something I didn't even do, because pinning an 11-YO kid and beating him until he answers you will fucking do that), and been dragged by my hair. Shit stopped some fucking fast when I hit back. I didn't even land a square fucking punch, but now she doesn't touch me, because she's a coward and won't fight anything that'll hit back. She's cooled off a lot recently but she will absolutely still beat a kid closed-fist if you push her. Can't even call services because she's GREAT at hiding shit and also the kids are dependent on her.
>>701559219
She is incapable of any form of actual leadership or discipline and resorts to violence and scare tactics to get her way, scum that she is, ashamed be I to have dropped from between her fat fucking legs.
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>>701558876
4 pm right now, no plans.
Pry just gonna rest up for my first day

>>701559219
Bars and vidya.
I like getting cocked, Im an easy lay.
No lie
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>>701559219
anything to do till then?
>>701559396
thats about the same thing you were doing 6 hours ago
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>>701559390
moogster
What's up with you today?

>>701559396
Heyo Yuno
What's good dude?

>>701559405
Hey hey Shiro, how's your day going?
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>>701559423
I suppose thats where we differ then
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g a r d y claimed.
What's up lads?
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>>701559423
eh, no fucks given cuz
A FUCKIN MOTH JUST LANDED ON MY SCREEN.
FUCK NO, IMMA THROW THIS SHIT ON THE GROUND.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKn-lk27QaI
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>>701559027
an autistic god.

Come hang out guy!
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>>701559241

Long time no see, you memer
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>>701559733
first day back to school tomorrow. i hate the "talk about yourself" shit that you do on the first day so i'm dreading that.
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Yes, certainly
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>>701559859
mother fucker just might.
or mother fucker might sleep
or you will see
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>>701559558
Jesus fucking Christ
I'm sorry man, but don't you have any other family to move with, perhaps take your siblings with you
This is fucking sick, I can't believe you haven't already beaten the shit out of her
Im sorry man
>>701559622
Sounds nice, being unemployed is quite the feeling right?
When do classes officially start again?
>>701559625
I wasn't watching league then, but I'll admit I was thinking about it
My life is quite mundane I admit
>>701559733
I'm fine living the neet life
Yourself?
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>>701559888
I've missed you too, anon.
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>>701559888
Checked

>>701559991
I hate that bullshit, too. I don't care what anyone else did over the summer and nobody needs to know how I spent mine.

>>701560210
Wishing for that at the moment. Reading for next week's classes, then I need to do some more reading for classes, then I have some work to do for classes, and then I should sleep because I've got work at 8 tomorrow.

>>701559761
>noticed
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>>701556104
here mai waifu yarr
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>>701559558
That's horrible to read. But don't worry. Things will get better for you. And hey, I don't know if it's worth something, but I'm proud to say that you're a better person than your mom. You're doing great in life and teh hardship that's been dealt to you. Believe in yourself. You can make your life better.

>>701559622
Vidya sounds like a conversation we can have and cooking, I like cooking. Made some nice Gratin today

>>701559625
Watching bad shows for entertainment purpose
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>>701559991
That shit sucks.
>>701559733
Going great. Being a little bit bored though. Playing some Poker. How about you?
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>>701559832
Are you me, although the moths tend to land on me eventually or I feed them fruits and whatever, sometimes to lure them off me. It's become quite a thing lately.
I think they're pretty cute. Way less annoying than most other insects, too.

>>701560010
Am I me, too? Yes I am.
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>>701559761
Still on my team/10

>>701560210
For me? Tomorrow.
Busses dont start yet either, so I cant even go bar hopping
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>>701560379
exactly. no one needs to know how i spent my summer and no one else cares either.

>>701560460
it's pointless
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>>701560425
Oh, cooking!
I enjoy a bit of that, enchiladas were made last night
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>>701559761
nothing much friend
>>701560210
same. we got that in common
>>701560425
like what? or would i not know them
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>>701560676
It's not graded, or at least it shouldn't be, so you can just not do it.
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>>701560511
i hate all insects.
i hate anything small enough to crush with my foot.

cats are the exception as they get bigger than my foot
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>>701559558
Cell phones man. Record that shit. Abuse effects you the rest of your life. If shes abusing your brothers and sisters you need to say something about it.

So many abusers are able to do that shit because part of the abuse is making the victims feel like they can't do anything about it.

There's literally people who by law need to say something if you tell them . Teachers, Doctors, therapists its called a mandatory reporter.

She might be able to cover it up a couple times but if it keeps getting reported eventually they will figure it out.
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>>701560210
I like not being charged with assault and not trying to fight two at once- god knows her husband will join her side. I am sorely tempted every day to start shit and push her limits until she gives me a fucking reason, but consequences would never be the same for any of us. And there really isn't anywhere else to go with the kids.
>>701560425
Yeah. At least I managed to graduate high school on time and not have any kids before I even turned 20. So I'm really not half the fuckup she is. She didn't have any post-secondary school until she was over 30 and had 2 kids by then. She's also a failure at being a decent human being. I haven't, you know, woken any children up in the wee hours of the morning and then proceeded to beat them to the point of resulting in a broken toe over a $10 container of ice cream, so maybe I'll turn out okay.
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>>701560379
Damn, that sounds like the opposite of a neet life.
Feel sorry for you, but then again you are actually getting somewhere with your life
>>701560541
Oh shit, well then resting perhaps is the smarter option
You enjoy going out much? I'm gonna guess it's not in walking distance
>>701560714
We seems to have a lot in common
Perhaps if there is not much its easier to overlap
No offence though
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>>701560676
Especially when the best thing I've got to say is that I was playing borderlands with tomocuck

>>701560460
Just reading and intermittently posting here. Got loads of schoolwork to do. Been really into the poker lately, yeah? Got to play some chess yesterday and that was refreshing.
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I'm claiming this waifu.

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
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>>701560379
Thank you for noticing me, buddy
>>701560541
Could never leave my team/10
>>701560714
Hey there tomato, slow day?
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>>701560996
I've always been into it, thanks to my dad. I don't even know how to play Chess.
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>>701559832
The WLT reminds me a lot of moumoon, which I've been listening to a lot lately.
The Heart Of A Coward singer seems like a cool guy, too; I'll listen in to some of their tracks, although power metal (or whatever it is, sorry genre-fags) isn't what I can stomach oftenly.
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>>701560696
>Looked up Enchiladas
Oh my god this looks great! I'm putting that on my to cook list

Oh, so what did you mean you like getting cocked then?

>>701560714
You probably know the show, but chances are you heard of it in a bad way. I don't even know why I started watching it.
>Probably because everything else is more interesting when you have to learn for a test
It's Steven Universe

>>701560945
I'm pretty sure you'll turn out okay. But you have to vent every now and then. So, a hobby or just venting here is a good start.
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>>701558664
Good.
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>>701560945
No I understand, very smart of you not to sucker punch her, I'm just saying I would be less strong in your situation
I'm guessing he's not your father? If I may ask, what happened to him
Sucks. I hope life's gonna look up for you soon friend
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>>701560996
"Yeah I didn't do much over the summer. Just downloaded a sat around, played games, and downloaded music the whole time."
No one cares but then again it still is a free day of doing practically nothing other than that
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>>701560979
Barely out of my distance, I could drink alone.
Im not depressed doe.
Goin out has its plusses

>>701561081
My man

>>701561242
Wasted? Hammered? Drunk?
Enchiladas are the shit my man.
The mexicans know their food
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>>701560979
its all good. i like you.
>>701561081
not a tomato. yeah it is
>>701561242
i couldnt get into it. i was pretty bad
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>>701560855
The moth is just confused anyways, it's incapable of harming you (unless you are made of fruit juice).
They can be stubborn, though. I learned that in the summer the insects that come inside are simply thirsty in many cases, say spiders and moths, so giving them something to drink works, too.
I had spiders gobble up droplets of iced tea from my table on occasion.

But you can believe me I'll ruthlessly murder any insect that really annoys me.
I just think it's funny to fool around with them.
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>>701560978

Morning.

>>701559241

Mushishi is a good run.
Do you like anime existential themes?
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>>701561081
did you used to be mami?
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>>701561452
In high school that's fine, it only bugs me in college when there's actually a lot of shit to learn and every day winds up counting since you're only actually in class for maybe 30 sessions.

>>701561081
I gotchu dude. How are you?

>>701561116
Aw man, I'm rusty but I do love chess. It's just fun. It's not terribly hard to learn but very difficult to master.
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>>701560882
>implying that doesn't just get my phone smacked out of my hand and broken
Honestly, I don't even want to be close enough to record it.
>>701561242
I write crappy stories and watch anime. About it.
>>701561389
Oh, my father is another wonderful story. He's been separated from my mother since before my memory, but he made an effort to be involved in my life until I was like 10. Around the time I was 18, I found out he molested a 14-YO girl and now he's eternally scum, ESPECIALLY since he damn well knows how I feel about that shit, having been a victim of someone else when I was younger. I don't even want to look at his mug anymore.
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>>701561706
You monster
They trust you.
>>701561727
Morning. Whats good?
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>>701561759
Shhhhhhhhh
s e k r e t :^)
>>701561797
Doing well, thank you. Playing some warships and chatting with guys in stream. How are you?
>>701561563
Are you sure you aren't a tomato?
>>701561493
yeeeea boi
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Wew laddie

That was a good episode, glad it wasn't just Subaru and Julius fucking fighting
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>>701561727
Not necessarily. I just enjoy a good story that isn't too exciting, something relaxing.
Mushishi and Samurai Champloo are two of my favourites.
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>>701561493
>Not depressed
>Keeps saying things like "not going to kill myself, tonight"
Stop lying
Yea going out is fun, but i prefer it with friends
>>701561563
That's good to hear
Feeling better now? Or still kinda fuzzy?
>>701561816
Holy fuck dude. Well then better off without him
Not really sure what to say about this, but I gotta ask why did he try to get involved anyway? If he left he didn't really care but he came back so that's kinda weird
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>>701561493
Ah, those are english words I recognise!

And yeah, true, Mexicans really know their stuff. Lasagna is awesome.
>I tried making a grating with a carbonara sauce
>basically turned into a lasagna
I like experimenting and am not a very clever person

>>701561563
I'm not that far into it yet, I like the animations for starters. But for know it just seems like a regular kids show. No big SJW stuff showed up yet.

>>701561816
and yeah, I agree with >>701560882
You should report it. For the sake of your siblings and also for your sake.
But it's your call in the end. Just know, that people out there are willing to help you

>>701562113
I think I stopped watching somewhere around episode 12 or 13
Subaru turned out to be too much cringe at times.... well mostly due to the emotional impact the events had on him
Should I pick it up again?
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>>701562108
i am 100 percent sure
>>701562311
i dont know just kind of ehh
>>701562315
ive seen a little here and there didnt seem anything amazing to me
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>>701562108
I don't care about secrets, we haven't talked in like a month. How are you man?
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>>701562311
No, I mean he was involved with me until I was around 10. Just he and my mother weren't working. But he still felt like he should have been in my life, I guess. But if he ever gets in arm's length of me again, I might go to jail longer than he did.
>>701562315
See >>701561816 and the top line thereof.
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>>701562038
It's not like I betray them. I either kill them or support/evacuate them.
Let me check on my current moth.
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>>701561227
here's power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDdiHML_dGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts2kNPf7mDk

>>701561706
pulling off a spiders legs one by one until it struggles to move with just one leg and watching it die has never been more satisfying than in the summer
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>>701562218

Oh, something relaxing? I wanted to ask if you watched Tatami Galaxy.
Sliece of life are usually good for only relaxing

>>701562038

Just listening to music, how did you sleep?
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>>701562311
Fair deducing.
Not depressed tonight!
New people is is crazier though

>>701562315
L-lasagna is italian...but delicious!
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>>701562315
He gets somewhat less annoying, but still quite a few moments are cringe

If anything, watch it for Rem
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>>701562601
Hmmm, if you really aren't a tomato, let me ask you a simple question. Is a tomato a fruit or veggie?
>>701562620
Kek, yeah it has been a while hasn't it. I've been doing good, summer was nice while it lasted.
You been doing well?
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>>701562108
Wishing I had less work to do. I'm not exactly sure how I'm going to get all this done. I'm sure posting here isn't helping but oh well.

>renge
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>>701562918
i dont know. dont really care im not a tomato though
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>>701562648
But they know you help. The annoying ones just want some love.
>>701562726
When aren't you listening to music? Sleep was good, got out of bed a little late but early enough for a coffee before heading off to work for another coffee and breakfast.
>>701562918
Tomato is the fruit of a nightshade plant.
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>>701562601
Doesn't seem amazing to me either. I think Gravity falls beats it by far.

>>701562624
Alright. Still your call. Just be sure to keep yourself together, alright? Abuse isn't something that you can just brush off like a bad costumer.

>>701562768
Oh, god damnit, my bad. But Italians also know some great food.
Spaghetti and Pizza

>>701562844
>If anything for Rem
I'd be bawling my eyes out every time she gets murdered
>Every bone in her body broken
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She's so perfect!
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>>701556601
Not really, my house is incredibly fresh compared with outside and I'm more comfortable with clothes.
I also don't like the idea of having to dress up in a rush in case I have to open the door.

>>701562667
>pulling off a spiders legs one by one until it struggles to move with just one leg and watching it die has never been more satisfying than in the summer
This makes me feel a little bad, I think spiders are adorable.

>>701556282
Do I get to decide when is the next tuna serving?
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>>701562601
Oh
Sucks.
Maybe after a good game session it'll be over?
I like taking walks to clear my mind but you maybe feel different about it
>>701562624
You seriously would rather punch a guy who molested a girl you don't know in the mouth than your mom who is still abusing your brother?
I shouldn't really judge sorry
>>701562768
Well you know, I am a people's person
True but I find it rather awkward
I think Dutch bars are a bit different than American bars
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>>701562726
I've watched the first two episodes of that sometime after it had finished airing, but I never bothered to continue it.
I do like some Iyashikei SOLs, but most of the time the abundance of moe ruins it for me.
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>>701563054
Lots of schoolwork, or occupation work?
>>701563145
Tomato confirmed :^)
>>701563158
Why, thank you Rory. Most informative.
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>>701562918
Too long. I've been doing great really, better than I've been in months or maybe even years. With the running doing good and my relationship with Shiro being fantastic, seems like everything has pieced itself together.
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>>701562667
>SPICE GIRLS - WANNABE (Metal Cover)
What did I get myself into.
>Viva Forever (Metal Cover)
...
>screamo cover
Jesus.

I usually tend towards Heavy Metal or Industrial.
>so not really metal :^)

Insects can't really feel pain so it's k.
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>>701563186
Ye, all good.
That mistake sounded pretty good tbh

>>701563208
Egoraptor?

>>701563397
They pry are different
Eh, I just start talking and it gets to getting
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>>701563494
Lots of schoolwork but occupation work is what's making it difficult to get done. Takes a nice big 40+ hour chunk out of my week. But it's paying my way through school so I guess I can't complain.
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>>701563371
you and me are very different in this aspect of life

i also hate spiders.
probably because of my mother putting that fear into me but idk
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>>701563646
>renge
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>>701563186
that one was good. compared to like teen titans go or uncle grandpa
>>701563397
im feeling kind of like minimal effort. its really hot out and i dont want to move
>>701563494
no im not.
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>>701563620
>Egoraptor?
No! She's Kikuhime from Medarot! She was Samantha in the dub.
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>>701563158
I'm reasonably sure they don't think at all.
And my moth vanished, probably flew off after gorging itself on the grape that ungrateful fuck.
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>>701563616
They can. You can see it in their movement.
>>701563648
How can you not think this is cute?
>>701563869
Thats kinda lewd.

>Rory-sama
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