The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
Pfft, I'm Number One. No worries.
A bit of Overwatch, The Phantom Pain, and that's about it. How'd the games go?
Yeah I've been wanting to join since 3rd grade
I might stay a bit longer though for you if you want to have some more fuck buddy time
I just want to sleep....
There's gotta be one near the con
>They drinked all the fireball
Fuuuug Im sober now
Pretty meh..overall it was a bad night for games. I played some LoL (and lost), played some Rocket League (and lost), and played Overwatch (lost some, won some)
I love you~<3
Cause you fam, brother
Thanks lol and Night!
ALL KINDS OF GAINZ
Trust me fam. It aint a placebo. Just try it one day
Well. Team was good enough to force them to surrender at 20. I only got my PD and BF sword. Oh well.
It's Atlanta. It'll be there, but holy hell it's gonna be expensive. I got a 6 pack of Redd's Apple for like $15 one year at the con. I like Redd's, but not THAT much that I'd make a habit of buying it at that price.
A bit. But its my room mate and he dunk and pissed i turned his phone off. So trying to avoid a fight.
That's the most relatable thing I've ever heard in my entire life
Or maybe I am someone you know.
Jesus christ, the jews did this
Then what are you waiting for, get Dancing!
Wew, that all depends on if I actually like it~
>After all, I've never really tried that kind of stuff, so I have no clue if it's something I'd actually like, or if it's just a fetish.
WHERE'S THE IE?!
A spooky alter-ego eh?
Well I see you have NS, but I have no clue.
What time is it where you live?
Tour guide of the underworld
Its against Yas. I went PD first so I could negate his damage.
Noodle does not approve of these shitty anime girls
10:40 am, but that is not going to tell you a whole lot.
hey there tomoko how are you today?
the usual. yourself?
Well hopefully you do like it
I most likely will tbh since I'm bi lmao
Well I suck at this sort of stuff anyway.
What do you do in your free time?
Right? I felt jewed out of my money by buying it.
Still tasted fine, BUT STILL
Don't let the jew win goyim!
Save the shekels!
oddly enough feeling fantastic I got to work with the happiest person at work who is usually on morning shift and they really had a contagious mood
Up to much tonight?
You don't have a job or anything?
Your up late or early unless your another Yuuko.
Who needs mitigation if the other fucked is dead?!
>I've never been with either gender irl, so I have no clue what I would like or not
happy person huh? nope just working on my monitor tan
I don't, I'll be off to get some sleep though, I'll be very surprised if you do guess who I am.
Red marks all across the board it seems. One of those shit nights, been getting them a lot. Although I chalk it up to solo queuing Overwatch, kinda like hell once you reach the hundreds.
Oh I believe you, just don't drink milk that much is all. Only for cereal.
All of my movies are from the Seventies!
Well if/when i ever do get down there i won't force you to do anything you don't want to do
Not even with pastries?
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
But we gotta get the fireball there (unless we get it before the con)!
Yeah, one of those nights. I don't do ranked for any games except Rocket League, and even tonight was just a night of normal games that we lost
oh man she's just a bundle of oy
older lady maybe 40 or so but jolly as all heck
ehh worse ways to spend the night
Enjoy the rest of it while its there !
I really doubt I'd guess who you are.
Have a goodnight though.
Damn, the Seventies? You really are Forever Young!
I'll be interested experimenting at the least~
>I'll do my best, Cat~
GETTING THAT PROTEIN!?
We can do what you wanna do then, senpai
I'll do whatever you want to. But if you ever fuck my ass, please be gentle for godsake
Think i'll be going to bed now. Good night, everyone.
Enjoying a bowl and some no man's sky tonight
I had a chance to see my friends who are in school tonight so that was cool it'd been a few days
a lil nervous tonight, my dad is going to come and visit in about 9 hours and If I fall asleepp I'lll probably be asleep by the time he gets here so I think I might pull an all nighter
sleep well long hair chan
Im going to try and sleep now too. Night everyone.
its ok if you sleep. he wont mind much i think
>Me fucking you
W E W
I thought this was going to be the other way around!
>Besides, only if you wear the outfit too, Felix~
Not even with pastries. Night Smugs.
Blows but oh well. Only do ranked OW, bittersweet experience. Maybe the next sessions will be worthy.
Every changing Season doesn't affect me!
>only if i wear the outfit
Fine. But just for you and if you take pictures I'm gonna break your phone or whatever so you can't share them
Roger that! Hopefully I'll remember to get some almost a year in advance lol
I'm hot garbage at OW. Can only play D.Va and Roadhog
Also, Maki with a maid outfit and garders is really attractive
Every season? Even when Everybody's Warming?
Hmmm, you wouldn't want to~?
>Of course I wouldn't, I would hope you won't either!
Lol are you really gonna remember in a year?
Also, sheesh Yuuki sure has alot of those cards
Pretty good, eatin a wish sandwhich!
How are you getting along?
What the fuck man
Oh there's no way I'm gonna remember.
And yeah! I have like 25 of these card things saved to my computer.
Das pretty good and good myself, what sandwich ya eatin?
No because those type clothes wouldn't fit the way i look
I mean, i could probably pull off the knight outfit, but not the dress he wears
Noodle is toptier loli
a wish sandwhich!
a wish sandwhich is the kindof a sandwhich
where you got
to pieces of bread
and wish you had some meat!
That's kinda depressing to be quite honest
Ah, I assume you're a tad more ripped then?
Kek. Can't play D.Va at all, as for Roadhog. Those hooks are on point.
We dem boyz?
Even during those times. However, Don't Stand So Close To Me when it happens.
ah Don't fret hun its not that bad It has peanut butter and jelyly on instead
I'll remember lol
>Because I'll be thinking about the cons from now til it happens
The end of Evangelion is fucking disturbing
If that's the case, then I fear Love Is In Danger.
Ah, facial features are a bitch, I can understand.
>Mine are a pain in the ass as well.
Every now and again I'll make a godlike hook, but for the most part it's just me throwing the hook just past the target (or accidentally hooking the D.Va mech that just ulted)
I'm sure there's more, but I haven't been able to find many more
Budlight has this cinnamon/apple drink, bretty gud
>2 hours of nude ayanami and head vagina's
Tis now my favorite film of all time
It's my facial structure itself that makes it a pain for me.
>Tfw if not for the face and voice and hair, I'd have an amazing trap body
Same to be honest
I could be a good trap if i didn't have the same problems as you.
It feels bad
It's why for AX next year, I'm going with a Raimu and Celty cosplay. My problems shall be under a helmet!
We sell it at my store but I've never had it. Now that I think about, I don't think anyone has purchased it, they're too busy getting a fucking 30 pack of Natty Light
>It's the only solution I could think of that didn't involve surgery. So, I'll work with it.
Don't say that. I'm Burning Up For You.
With how broken Roadhog's hook is, throwing it past the target should get you the grab regardless haha. Don't know how many times he's hooked me through a goddamn wall.
>hooking the D.Va mech that just ulted)
I think bud light is more a texas drink
That shits everywhere, signs and sponsors at the state fair
Yeah it would probably cost less than a surgery too lmao
>not sacraficing yourself to get the mech away from your team
i fap to guro for fucks sake, i know i am.
Breeki halp. I'm falling asleep over here.
Yaaa..... whatever, I needed more helmets anyways!
So, whatcha up to Cat?
I fuck girls in comas. Step up kiddo
So you fap to Main from akame ga kiru?
Well, I guess I'm trying to predict where they're moving to, but either I overcompensate or they go another way
But Roadhog pulls whatever you hook to you, and I'm usually grouped up with my team so...
Nothing really at the moment. I redownloaded state of decay on my xbox again
I had to kill Alan though
I liked him, even though he was kind of a dick
This game is fucking intense too though like holy shit
Can't say I've ever played or heard of it. What's it about?
The FUCK you say??
Intense fucking zombie survival game
Perma death, if one of your survivors die you can't play as that survivor anymore. And the zombies are fast as hell at night, so you need a silencer, but they are so hard to find. I could probably go on more but I don't want to annoy you with my autism over this game
Haven't gotten a chance.
Fair enough. The leading is challenging but the hitbox makes up for it.
Eurobeat my man, non-stop. Or play some ships.
Ah, that's why. I've never been too much into zombie games, or any FPS (assuming that is one)
And it's fine, I enjoy hearing about new things!
I'm scared of coolaid tho
>get behind wall
i do it almost every chance i get to ensure i get all the votes. it's pretty easy
Oh yeah, his hook has a huge hitbox that can travel around corners and through walls
Well FUCK YOU YUNO!!
BRING IT NIGGA
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>Roadhog hook out of ultimate
Pshh...nothing personal kid
Well. WoW is more grindy than ever.
>grind for the opportunity to grind
I wish I had a cartridge of Zero Mission.
*Turns around and spam spread shuriken*
Yare yare daze
Welcome to WoW! My friends and I have been trying to gear up for Legion
Well you got me, I fucking hate Genji
Every time I read this and cringe.
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/!
Ohhh, okay. That's an interesting one then. Most i see are "Find a gun ASAP" and then it's EZ mode from there.
My DK has 689 ilvl in Blood. I can solo most tanaan content.
Well I do have Metroid Fusion in cartridge. I just want a hard copy of Zero Mission.
I have completely given up on trying to garner votes, even as healer I get the 4 only
It's like magic. Night man.
This game does not give you an easy mode
There is no way to become invincible via armor or anything like that
Even if you're good at the game you can still die
Also playing overwatch right now and i just got 14 death blossom kills
i want to fuck sachi's hair
be extremely vocal about healing. it works for me when i'm playing as mercy or lucio.
I want to fug the Sachii
Left 4 Dead though
Are these actually waifu threads, or are they the latest iteration of circlejerk threads?
Yomiko is, and has always been, mine.
>Yomiko is, and always has been, a shit*
I mean with WoW.
>All 3 of those kills were on targets with less than 2000 HP left
I feel like such a kill stealing fucktard, but to be fair, when I shot at them, they were mostly all above half health, and only along my shots travel did they get that low.
>One of them was an Iowa too
Never played it.
About 20% claim, 80% circlejerk.