Human grill waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best robot claimed
still here
>>701500340
Rolling for Sachi's hair
>>701499415
>>701499376
Fuck off
sachi and her hair is forever mine.
>Completely forgot to post the end battle screen
Claiming Felix
The Butthound of Dägersteiche reporting in
>>701500605
i want to suck his cute trap dick
Mine!!!!
nap was successful. Did I miss anything?
~Nico claimed.
>>701500778
>>701500993
You missed kill stealing.
>Makoto
>>701501045
I love you
>>701501155
yuno
>>701501132
I have NO idea what I am looking at here.
>>701501132
Faggot don't steal fucking kills
Kill yourself
You don't deserve those kills
That's like taking your best pokemon, almost instakill the enemy then deploy your weakest and finish them off
>>701501222
I've been noticed
That was fast, whats up tomoko?
>>701501249
My endgame report. The Iowa and Benson had almost no health when my shots hit.
>They were both about half health when I fired though, so it's not like I could take the shots back to let someone else he the kill.
>>701501306
Why would i do that when I've got XP share?
>>701501408
nothing just sitting. you?
>>701501462
The better pokemon is the guy you're stealing the kills from
The weak one is you, faggot
>>701501462
I uh.. want to say congratulations? But by the way no waifu anon here is chewing you out i take it you're up to shenanigans.
I am the persona master
>>701501689
I'm actually not. I've just been playing Warships for the last half hour or so.
> There is never going to be lots of quality pron of the one true sea waifu Wadanohara
What is the point of living
>>701501739
Really I'm also the persona master, we should make kids together
>>701501766
I've been trying to wake up and wait on maki or someone to do something so i can join them. Getting hard to stay up though..
>>701501848
...Quality art is never something that is missing though, which is nice I guess.
>>701501933
I'd do something with ya, but I doubt we share many games, even more so since 70% of the games I play aren't even on here.
Claimu
>>701501155
>>701501408
Hi! How's it going Yuno?
>>701501766
I might go to bed soon finally, senpai
Maybe, idk
>>701501554
Eating breakfast right now
I'm not much of an eater in the morning but my parents always insist I do
>>701502043
Geez you're just like maki..
>>701502192
what are you having?
>>701502065
You really need to sleep, Cat.
>>701502197
What's that supposed to mean?!
>If it's about the laptop not having games, it's not my fault. I have all my games, and games I don't even play anymore installed on my desktop... but I can't really bring that to work...
>>701502420
He's just not one that has many games on his computer
>Then do what i do and buy a gaming laptop nerd.
>>701502420
Congrats cute trap man
>>701502420
I know I do
I'm gonna try to
If I can't then I'm just gonna have some coffee and hope this migraine goes away
I chose the best waifu
>>701502534
nic feet
>>701502301
Boiled eggs, as always on Sunday morning
It's kinda hard for me to eat because well, I'm not that hungery
However we do have some fruit and I love eating fruit
>>701501045
wish the artwork was higher quality
I'm gonna post her again because I need her.
>>701502192
I usually only have dinner, but it's usually big.
>>701502656
What a beautiful duwang!
>>701502564
I have plenty, again, just on the desktop.
>Sure, wanna pay for it for me~?
>>701502569
>Not cute
Thanks mang, I promise to only build a marginally smaller wall!
>>701502587
Good luck Cat, I really do hope you get some sleep.
>>701501963
What is she from?
>>701502944
Uh huh and Maki would say he has plenty too.
>He has six
>You're crazy if you think i can drop 1300$ on another gaming laptop.
>>701502944
Yeah I do too
I'll probably be on in ten minutes or so if i can't get to sleep
This fucking migraine is killing to the point of actually fucking crying
>>701502534
The feet we need.
![Kirino [349].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qy4preF.jpg "Kirino [349].jpg")
>>701502926
Chew
>>701502926
Hey nui, good to see you
Too bad I have to go in a sec
You don't have lunch or breakfast?
>>701501868
>>701501739
Lame.
>>701502781
what fruit?
>>701503077
I've got WoWs, WoW, Skyrim, Audiosurf, ToS, D3, and LoL. For a 500gb HDD, that's a lot.
>Implying i can drop $1300 on a laptop when I've got my RX7 to work towards
>>701503167
Seriously, get Tylenol tomorrow! No excuses!
Tour Guide for life
>>701502656
I dont get it
Oh hey Yuno II is here
In that case I'll shower and fuck about this headache
>>701503295
Just ate a few watermelon slices
And my dad bought some exotic fruit not sure what it is
It tastes pretty good though
It has a yellow skin but the flesh is red and it is really sweet
>>701503474
Oh hey you know
You feeling sick?
>>701503415
Sounds like boring games to me.
>Why buy an RX7 when you can buy a GTX 970
>>701503167
Filthy americans With their odd sleeping schedules
>>701503224
This feels just like a picnic.
>>701503236
Sometimes but not much, usually when i go out.
Ah, well see ya!
>>701503578
i dont know fruits very well
>>701503202
a cute
>>701503415
I'll try to senpai
This is why I dont raid anymore.
>>701503591
And I suppose your tastes are so much better.
>Because GTX970 isn't going to take me screaming down the freeway at 120 mph, AND it isn't powered by Doritos.
>>701503620
That's weird don't you get hungry during the day then?
I can stay for a few more replies
It's not often we get to talk
>>701503814
You like them though?
I have very little clue of names as well but I pretty much stuff my face with them
>>701503899
Of course they are silly!
>It'll give you enjoyment with friends for a much longer and safer time.
>>701504063
And what games do you play, then?
>If I want that, I have my desktop, which already a 970.
> waifu goes unnoticed
JEEZ
>>701503919
i like strawberry orange watermelon and lemon
>>701504348
its no big deal
>>701504264
Any and all.. I'll usually try something once! Besides LoL i'm not that desperate. My steam library was mostly grown thanks to my brother buying so many on our account so that was good.
>So is my laptop. but i can take this baby to work with me.
>>701503919
I do sometimes but i'm lazy, it also doesn't help i have another problem that makes me want to eat much less, though some say i drink to much soda and that might be why.
Listening to anything at the moment?
>>701503578
Thats a papaya.
>>701504348
Fucking elitism!
Come with me little one, I'll put into discord were we will safely circlejerk about all the bad people ruining our precious threads!
>>701504536
or just gossip about how everyone sucks in the thread meanwhile we behave nicely with them.
>>701504398
You eat lemon?
Like you sit down and enjoy an entire lemon?
Aren't they extremely sour?
>>701504428
>Too lazy to eat
Damn you're a freaking king
I'm guessing you dont wanna go into detail but I can guess what it is
Not really I'm just prepping my walk, I used to listen to music while I walked but my iPod died and my phone is acting very weird lately
Yourself?
>>701504473
It might be, give me a sec
>first game as Bronze V
>toplane leaves ten minutes in
>comes back when our Nexus is getting hit
>says "gg trash team"
>>701504605
These are the same people that cried bloody murder about elitists just a few months ago
>>701504473
Oh no it isn't
It's round like an apple but a lot smaller
Plus it has one big seed
>>701504743
>>701504419
>Any and all
>Says all mine are bad
:^)
>Yes, but I don't need to buy a whole new system when my starts to get dated. Besides, I only need a few games when at work, it's just choosing which ones that is that's the problem.
Honestly, I'm probably just gunna reorganize this whole laptop, and it'll probably clear A LOT of space.
>>701504747
>Again, playing the salt mines solo
Fuck it, you on NA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPIMfOIuEe4
>>701504849
Hes on oce
Im in the mines now too
>>701504849
OCE
>I can't catch a break
>>701504849
Well I can't help it you play trash love!
And hey that's the cycle of computer gaming.. it's more expensive.. that's what we signed up for.
I claim her.
>>701504743
no of course not. but i do like the flavor
>>701504747
dont worry you are all bronze V together. just persevere
>>701503578
Na I just drinked one of those small bottles of fireball whiskey, the drunk is barely wearing off
>>701504927
https://youtu.be/oFBbOHohwR8
Sup Chen.
>salt mines go
>Im a solo adc bot
>our singed thibks hes top as does vlad
>good thing I chose cait
>>701504937
>>701504975
Whelp, then you're on your own. Good luck m8.
>>701504976
>Implying trash
That's what YOU signed up for. I'll pay MAYBE $400 or so for a car that'll last me a good amount of years. When it's getting too out? Do it again, and clock up the CPU that I haven't done yet.
>Compared to blowing through another grand or more.
>>701505005
I swear, I don't know what it is, but her reactions always seemed the best from the little of them I've seen.
>>701504743
>I'm guessing you dont wanna go into detail but I can guess what it is
I mostly didn't want to gross you out.
>Yourself?
Listening to this at the moment, for once it's not actually Kirby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SevR3wSypQ8
>>701505196
Exactly why I'M enjoying every game out there on my LAPTOP at WORK unlike you mister.
>>701505116
>solo adc bot
I hope you're not playing ranked.
I'm just smurfing on an account playing mostly Vayne and Gangplank.
Gangplank for fun and for being the barrel king and Vayne for easy climb.
How are you?
>>701504398
Not unless youre a cave dwelling goblinoid living off of attention it isnt.
This is Literally Killing Menschen
>>701504605
This
>>701503415
Yay thunderstorm
Can't sleep now because the dogs won't shut up and because of the thunder. My head hurts even more now
>>701505328
Im fine. They voted to remake. I think their supp decided to DC. It may be time for another game.
>>701504975
Im in b4. Come join me :&)
>>701505296
>If you need to switch between so many games so often, are you actually enjoying any of them?
>>701505328
>Gangplank
>Better being playing bestplank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-SfsRFf7Vw
>>701505391
Dammit Cat, why are you so unlucky?!
>>701505362
Autocorrect makes me wanna kms
Nvm i will just Go to sleep
>>701505461
>Because grinding for 200+ hours in a single game is something i don't have the patience for.
The only games ive done that for has been Smite, Payday and like TF2 probably..
>>701505328
Fuck off chen
>>701505362
well you have mine if that helps
>>701505461
Probably my family name
I'm really convinced my family name gives me bad luck
I want to change it back to what it was originally
New game. Got top. Time for Urgod.
>>701505551
To me, if you need to have patience to play the game, you literally are not enjoying it.
>>701505705
How could ones family name be bad luck...?
>>701505928
exactly why i have so many games to pick from so that doesn't happen!
>>701505928
Idk
Our original name was Irish, this one is Scottish
Luck of the Irish or something probably
>no one ever claims shimmy
Good
>>701506021
Well, you have fun not enjoying your many games. I'll be enjoying my few.
>>701506202
>Changing from an Irish one to a Scot one
WHY?!
>>701506316
i enjoy plenty of my games especially because i didn't pay for a lot of them lol
>>701506316
Idk it wasn't my choice
It wasn't even my dad's choice or my grandpa's choice
It was my great grandpa's choice for some reason
And yeah, I've never had an pound of luck in my life
>>701506477
Doesn't seem like you enjoy them for very long though.
>>701506721
Change it back, get the luck of the Irish once more!
blah blah anri is best waifu
http://rule34-data-009.paheal.net/_images/c2dfe9246ee282b145db745dc87b1ef2/1958906%20-%20Dark_Souls%20Dark_Souls_3%20Sirris_of_the_Sunless_Realms%20cholie-nsfw.png
>>701506975
if I need to play them for 200 hours to get the most enjoyment out of them then I guess you're right but that's ridiculous.
>>701506975
I'm going to when I'm able to and also move out of here so my dad doesn't disown me
>felix-anon
>>701505461
Yeah, I make a lot of farm with Gangplank.
That's what I like about him, aside from the barrels mechanics.
>>701505452
Have fun, then.
>>701507144
Who said anything about 200 hours? I only have 6 hours on a normal workday! And very rarely am I playing a game for even all of that!
>>701507173
He would disown you over a name? That's pretty fucked up...
>>701507201
God dammit, fuck it. I'm updating it, BACK INTO THE SALT MINES ALONE FOR ME!
>Hasn't updated it on the laptop in some months
>>701507201
Im against an AD Ahri. I can roll this.
Until they send 3 up and then their whole team to push my tower.
>>701507542
He would disown me because of my political views too, just because he is such a hardcore liberal. I just can't wait to move away from here
Thread seems dead
Dead thread rip
Scratch that. My team folds hard and they just mob me as the rest of the team fed hard. Im the only one who even held lane.
>>701507683
Not gunna lie, sounds like a cunt... where ya gunna move to?
>>701500598
Dafuq is this? I want waifu in my WoW!!!
>>701508293
I don't know
You have any ideas? All I'll have is $18k and a shitty car
>>701507542
Is a pretty wild adventure, out there, with all the fucktards who can't focus ADC or APC.
>>701507639
What the hell? Are you playing normals?
I am 100% sure i am first one.
>>701508384
Arppegio UI mod.
>>701508391
I would say Cali, but it's expensive as shit. So not really a good choice....
>>701508555
I know, I've been gone for some month, but I'm sure the retards are all the same.
>>701508620
Yeah i know
Idk if i was even serious about going down to you
>>701508576
is that like the winx club?
>>701508693
It is
>>701508787
i blame my sister
>>701508555
I tend to only play normals. So yes.
>game lost
I was 3/1 at level 12 with a tear, longsword and a frozen heart when it all went to shit. Somehow an Ashe Janna lost to a Thresh Jinx.
I'm a special little snow flake, I didn't realise I couldn't post here while I was walking
I'm back now sorry for the wait
>>701505048
Oh okay, well some people like eating it
I pretty much despise it tbh, I hate when people put it in my cola
>>701505107
Oh okay that's good then
Any reason for your drinking?
>>701505202
Nah you can tell me, I have a strong stomach
Oh are you playing reveangenge? Or just listening to the soundtrack?
Never been a big fan of mgs myself but that game looked fun
>>701508963
i like sour things. never had it in my cola
>>701508957
I'm only playing rankeds so I don't know.
Maybe if I want to try a funny build or to relax, I'm playing normals.
>>701508620
Yeah, what division were you?
>>701508689
I'd understand if you didn't. I'd be rather surprised if you did to be honest.
>>701509181
>Division
>Ranked
Fuck that shit, I wanna play in the salt mines, not get drowned in them.
>Bronze 1
>In S3
>Only did my placement matches
>Haven't touched that shit since
>>701508620
Thanks
>>701508963
Forgot pic
Today isn't going to be good
I'm feeling it
>>701509053
Don't they put a slice of lemon on your glass?
Also the flavour cola light lemon?
>>701509181
I went just a badic Urgot build. Normally I do stupid builds like full AD Darius or On-hit Olaf. All or nothing builds. So very satisfying.
>>701508963
your my special snowflake
>>701509309
Well I mean like
We could be roommates or something like that
And literally anywhere is better than here. I can't deal with my dad
>inb4 someone says underage mods ban
I turned 18 in april
Also, Makoto, it would take me a while to get there since i still have to take my driving test, wait the amount of time to get my license and so on, plus i have classes too that are about to start
>felix-anon
>>701509309
I tought bronze was the shittiest division, but every division has the same kind of toxic/trolling people.
Is not any different. that's the community sucks so much.
>>701509503
Urgot is pretty good on 1v1 duels.
>>701508963
Pretty much anytime i eat i vomit it out like 10 minutes later, this is especially annoying with some foods like noodles.
I played it again a few months ago, right now i'm just listening to the soundtrack, the game was very incredible, it's very different from a mgs game though so you might like it even if you're not a fan of the series.
>>701509440
no they usually sell cans or something. and its very rare i go anyplace nice. never heard of it
>>701509546
Actually been talking of moving into an appartment with an IRL friend soon, so I don't think we'd mind a third... maybe 4th.
>Go get that license!
>>701509635
It is, I did 10 games and never touched it again
>I'm Jinx ADC
This is gunna suck
>>701509635
When built right, hes more a bruiser that can put out the damage of an adc. And given he counters a good chunk of the melee assassins you can put him mid. Or just build tanky to start and go top. Only problem is no escapes. But thats only until 6.
>>701509751
I can help with rent possibly if that's gonna be issue, because tribal money, plus i get $800 a year in November
If you're actually being serious about this I'd really appreciate it
>>701509751
>I'm Vayne ADC
Oh, I miss the old Graves.
Good kiting.
Good dmg.
Nice cigar.
Manly.
He was the best boi.
>>701509896
>mechanics yo
I miss old broken AP Yi. RIP in pepperoni you glorious asshole.
But yeah. Thresh can steal your soul but Graves cant have a cigar.
>>701509514
Thanks bully-san~
You always cheer up my day
>>701509687
Oh damn, that sounds pretty serious
Have you been to a doctor with this? How does your body get nutrients this way
I'm sorry man.
Yea thats what I thought but I was afraid I needed to know the story, which is very complicated if I remember
I believe it's on ps3, so I might play it since I have the console
I'm rather busy so we will see I guess
>>701509695
Oh okay, well I was talking about a restaurant or something but if you dont eat out much I guess you never experienced it
And that's pretty weird to me, I always thought America got all the amazing cola flavours while we only got cherry, vanilla and lemon
>>701509887
I'm completely serious. It's just in the talking about it stages, but he said maybe by the end of the year, or a bit over.
>>701509896
>Lux and Diana didn't connect
>Surrendered at 3 minutes
Well, that's a feature now...
>>701510051
>I miss, most of all, my ultra tenacity Irelia
GIVE ME BACK MY ZEPHYR YOU CUNTS!
>>701509874
>no escapes
Same as Jhin, MF, and many others ADC.
He can manage through it.
>>701510173
nope only seen the ones youve said
>>701510229
Ayy
That's about perfect then if it's a bit over
And another thing, if no one else can cook, I can
>felix-anon
>>701510229
RIP movespeed Hecarim.
OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE
YOUR EYES ARE OPEN
https://youtu.be/j7czscSQGmA
>>701510249
Hes just that damn naturally tanky. He doesnt deal a ton of damage in a burst. He tanks the damage and deals a ton more over time.
>>701510229
Give back Heart of Gold.
Give back Atma Impaler.
>>701510383
Friend is apparently good at cooking, but I'm sure you two will cook many a great things if you like cheese.
>>701510452
>I WANT MY FULL AD DARIUS BACK WITH THE Q LAG! TAKE THE HEAL BACK! I DON'T NEED IT!
>>701510546
>5 warmog, 1 Atma Garen
>>701510546
Says the best player in the world.
not.
>>701510173
It's been going on for a while now, taking medication that should help so i wouldn't worry to much.
I'd suggest you get to it after you watch KLK and play Super Star Ultra.
>>701510607
Item stacking times were good times, I remember selling boots on AD carries to get a third Phantom Dancer.
>>701510629
Woah.
>>701510607
I like to cook meats mostly to be honest and if there's no extra rooms i can sleep in the main room/living room
>>701510334
Huh that's weird
I could have sweater I saw orange and apple flavours while in France
Perhaps it was all a dream?
>>701510420
Mornin
Sleep well?
>>701510702
Still sounds pretty shitty, hope you are going to be okay. I wouldn't be so relaxed but what's the point in worrying i guess
Perhaps I should just stop going to school. I have so many games I have yet to play
And shit I have to watch
No time for other nonsense
>>701510607
Rip in pepperonis sword of the occult
>>701510546
Ill take heart of gold for sure.
>>701510707
Force of Nature on Singed or Mundo.
>>701510452
Yes, but I don't think he has too much impact in a teamfigth 5v5.
>>701510229
Is much better this way, in my opinion. I was tierd of losing games because of someone going AFK in the first minutes.
>>701510964
I think i'll get better eventually.
Not sure if leaveing school would be a good idea, if only you could have time for both.
>>701511000
Now that's a nightmare I had already forgotten. I honestly think we could use a better MRes + health item but maybe that's exactly the gap riot wants in their game.
>>701511268
It's a function that should have been implemented long ago.
>>701511268
When he lands an e on the enemy adc, that adc is marked for termination. First q reduces their damage as well as chunking them. They run or they die. Ult into their team to drag their squishy mage out of position while your frontline engages. If you went top, your adc mops up and goes to town. If you are adc, your extra frontliner fucks up their backline. His ult can be used as much to demoralise as to escape or chase.
>>701511503
I remember force of nature + warmogs Cho. Good luck killing that beast lategame.
https://youtu.be/Qb_Sfq6spbk
>>701511377
Yea you better, you won't be able to leave me that easy
What if i could become a pro gamer, like pewdiepie.
>This is ironic
I was only kidding but I feel I have so little time and all I do is talk to you guys because i can't multitask
I like it though
>gets in game with vayne
>lulu as support
>xin ends up ganking us twice
>ends up tilting "RENGAR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>"I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL"
>"YOU RETARDS"
>enemy surrender
>lulu adds me
>"nice communication man :D"
>"that's what I liked in you"
TOP KEK
>>701510964
Not quite, but it's fine. Nothing to worry about.
>Girls und Panzer gets new anime announced today.
Excellent.
>>701511675
>When he lands an e on the enemy adc
In my games, the ADC usually stays behind his frontline, and you can't really do too much.
>His ult can be used as much to demoralise as to escape or chase.
Yeah, is nice, it gives a lot of armor and MR., but I told you, I don't find him that good in a teamfight, even after the rework.
The best way is to destory the enemy top and outfarm anyone in their team, so you can easly carry.
>>701510607
>>701510546
The only item I miss is my Sword of the Occult.
>>701511784
Well thanks for the concern.
perhaps make a schedule in which you do something? i should do that with Danganronpa so i can finally check it out.
Hitagi
>>701510964
i dont want to go to bed. my room is cold and yeah ive never seen those
D.Va
>>701512255
>>701511952
That's interesting, I wonder how will they keep the plotline going after using such a lame one in the movie.
I liked it a lot but this was certainly one of the weaker parts.
>>701511675
As an AP carry, you just can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHUwj1xQEwY
>>701512201
>tfw no Nidalee with SoO, Mejai and Leviathan fully stacked
>>701511909
If you say so
If there's anything on your mind you can tell us
Any plans for today?
>>701512221
No problem man, we're friends after all
Perhaps I should but I know I wouldn't follow it, since there won't be any consequences for doing so
I need a very strict schedule
>>701512254
Huh I wouldn't have thought I'd ever hear you complaining about cold. Perhaps sleep with your dog
Extra blanket?
>>701510707
Those were the good ole days...
>>701510742
Well, we haven't even really decided if were gunna go for a 1 bed, or a 2 bed place yet.
>Should totally get bunk beds though
>>701511000
MUH 20 STACKS ;~;
>>701511268
I like it, just didn't know they added it.
>Everything went better than expected
>MFW EVEN IN LoL I CAN'T ESCAPE THE EUROBEAT
>>701512201
An urgot should be floating between to give the impression of horror when that ult hits. Use the fear as much as your positioning. If they collapse on you, thats the cue for your team to collapse on them. Thats whwn their adc moves forwards and is an easy target.
And I agree with you in destroying the lane opponent. Theres not many that Urgot has trouble with besides the ones that sustain and stun.
>>701512564
Should totally cuddle sometimes tbh
>>701512563
dog got into the trash so she is sleeping in her box tonight. i dont know it will fix quick im just complaining
>>701512564
>>701512570
>>701512558
LoL oldfags unite.
>Chen.
>>701512666
>Dog got into the trash
How does that even happen, pretty funny though
And I understand complaining can be run from time to time
What do you mean with it'll fix quick though?
>>701512997
if i actually lay in my bed it will be fixed
>>701512563
Aww, thanks
I would consider not getting to experience KLK or Kirby as consequences
>Nui
