Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
No i haven't slept at all since you left
Alright, was too rushed to type "Calamity-masu'd"
Yeah I'm definitely gonna look deeper into this
she was a good soldier
yup that one works real fine
It's time to run, because joint pain is for pussies.
Wasn't aware that was something you were particularly in to.
I said a hip hop,
The hippie, the hippie,
To the hip, hip hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat,
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet.
See, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello,
To the black, to the white, the red and the brown,
The purple and yellow. But first, I gotta
Bang bang, the boogie to the boogie,
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie,
Let's rock, you don't stop,
Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock.
Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along,
And the next on the mic is my man Hank,
C'mon, Hank, sing that song!
Hank wuz ded do
If odds, mindless twitch viewing
If evens, pointless warframe grind
dubs and I shit post here all night with you guys
Jesus, that is one hell of a case of insomnia...
Yeah it's a problem
Gonna talk to my doctor about it and see if they can do anything about it at all
Odds are you'll just get some kind of sleeping pills out of it, unless there's some other underlying cause.
Personally, I prefer someone else that is a-MEI-zing. Of course, the fandom is all D. VAided on the subject.
Nothing much. Just sitting around lurking discord.
Probably the former
Unless there's some repressed memories in my head from long ago that I forgot about
Carlos, I swear to fucking god.
I suppose it's not terribly obvious, but I'm not sure your waifu should be an embodiment of your preferences either.
That seems like cheating. She's still a person of sorts, after all.
At minimum it's pretty lewd.
im really bad at multi tasking
ill try to contribute this thread a bit more
I never understood how repressed memories worked to be honest. Just confuses me how the brain can forcibly make you forget something.
so what are you doing
>I love this pic I wanna be tatsumi bad
QOTT: Do you ever delete pics from your waifu folder?
Duplicates or very unappealing pictures
Duplicates. I'm ready for your hate.
>Only if I find a better image or I just don't like the image.
Only if they very much unsettle me, otherwise, no.
Yeah there's some shit that i forgot happened but remembered them quite some time later
But yeah, they're weird
Anyways, how'd you sleep, senpie?
Yeah, my waifu isn't quite a reflection of what i like appearence-wise.
Not to imply i dislike how she looks, but if it were up to me, she'd look a little older. Especially body wise. I like small breasts, but not so much -that- small.
>Non-existent most the time rattles
Why don't you?
If the file is corrupted or contains a virus I place it in a usb drive and put it away
Its 830. And there a beach party outside so everything is loud.
Not too good actually. I didn't get a lot of sleep, and it wasn't a very deep sleep either, so I'm still feeling tired. Hopefully I'll wake up a bit more before work.
Duplicates or lower quality stuff if I find the better version.
Hey penny what have you been up to?
Still playing rust?
Kneesocks, is it truly you?
>Legend says you're dead
Those are some D. VA-lish words, right there.
Am I dead yet?
Aww I'm sorry
I hope you have a good day today though and wake up more
not the best I've ever been
playing league and drinking on the side
>from lurker to bumper
Why would I hate you? It can be hard to keep track of duplicates in a big folder.
That's how it works for me too, I think I should review my folder and clean up my least liked ones.
I just overwrite it without the embedded file when this happens.
Ahhh i see. That's a bummer. Oh well.
Sorry to hear, just remember you're a beautiful person and you have a heart of gold
I went to a party
>But it was lame
Now I'm home with K, she's playin Pokemon Emerald and I'm playing some "Madness: Project Nexus", its one of those madness games with the men with the cross face.
How bout you? :>
What >>701442024 said. And I cleaned them out last night.
Thanks Cat, I'm going to try. Just gunna listen to some music for now, and maybe try to get some air flowing in this room.
I am legend, a poor one at that.
My job has been horridly taxing, Im unemployed right now though.
Youll see me more often now, I suppose
Seems a fair bit too simple
I wish I was drinking my dad wont let me though kek
One of the down sides of living at the beach. The other is when people think they can park in your yard.
Never heard of that before. It must have been unBEARable.
that one was better
Hey akame sorry for peacing out once more
>Not the best I've been
Did I miss something you okay?
I gotta be honest gen 3 is probably one of my least favourite
Never heard of any of that shit care to explain a bit more?
I'm watching some league of legends since I can't play
Oh shit that sucks, what happened?
Its gonna be alright, you looking for something else?
Hey queen, sorry for bailing
How you doing?
How big is your yard? Would it be a good idea to charge people to park there?
A shift-del might work too if you don't want to salvage the picture.
I continue to not pet the cat
Ah yeah i could certainly understand that sucking.
One day Cat, one day~
thanks you're someone I'm always looking forward to talking to on here and it might seem silly but you make my day better
I don't drink much around them but they always leave for the weekend
No nothing special bad happened. glad you're still around
Madness was a little series of videos or games (can't remember which came first) but its hyper violent, guys with circle heads, long bodies, and floaty hands/feet and crosses for faces
>Its fun though.
I love Gen 3 too cause Sableye.
Mmm hopefully senpai
Can't wait for you to actually do it
Nah na na, its all good there.
I planned to leave right now.
I go back to college monday. Ill work again in november
I refuse to get rid of a single picture
I CAT both of you red-handed. LESBIonest!
My yard holds 4 cars. We have 4 cars. So when i leave some jackass thinks he can park there. Only ever had 1 car towed. Its a headache to deal with.
>Pets the boat
I did not pet the kitty.
no problem desu~ im fine how are you still resisting sleep?
well lucky you any day im alone is a good day cant wit till i live alone
You'll have to get down here first though~
Hm, she's adorable, I don't see much reason to change anything.
There isn't anything I would want to change about mai waifu despite my preferences, but she is quite attractive too, I guess.
>appropriately sized rattles
I will in time
Save yourself for me though please, senpai
I'm gonna try to sleep now. Have a good day or I'm gonna beat your ass in bed
Hmm okay luckily
How's league going? Not sure if I'll be able to join you today again
>On voice chat that is
Huh weird that I've never heard of it. What kind of game is it? Like genre
I really don't like gen 3 and that's probably why, he is ridiculously strong and doesnt look that cool
I liked some Pokemon though but every playthrough seems kinda meh
Oh okay good, your cryptic message made me worry for a sec
Excited for college
Oh I see now thanks
Glad you're not mad queen~
It's going fine, watching some hyphy stuff so I'll be okay
>Not sure if I want to game after
That's a good ideology, I wish I could follow it but my mistake is to incorrectly judge how good pics are while saving them.
It does sound annoying. How's the weekend going for you? Finally broke your chain of misfortunes?
From everyone else's opinion, petting it is a KIT-astrophe.
Nonesense! Makes me feel good knowing I can make someone's day
Maybe. When i sold my gamecube last night i got talking with the guy. I may end up getting a job but nothing is for sure yet.
always games video games are always thew answer what games?
will you make my day?
>Implying you weren't already planning too~
Night Cat, get some good sleep!
I have no intention of changing waifus, but really i could (and have) list off things i would like changed about my waifu.
Or is it...
Yeah fuck it.
Swing and a miss Cirno.
Generally shoot em up genre.
>I love Sableye, not because he's OP as hell, but because of the way he looks
>And some other reason I can't quite explain, I just like him.
I like some of the newer gens too, they're alright
>I wish I had a DS instead of emulating
>Such is life.
Yo, whats gud? :>
Those are great news even if it's just a possibility. What kind of job would he have for you?
Nice try lil chikita
Can't guarantee it
Subway sandwiches and vaporwave, my dude.
Yes, as are you if I remember correctly
I do it for most things, music mostly.
I have duplicates of everything as well.
I have a terabyte deep storage device.
Useful. ANAL, but useful
What kind of pats?
That's kinda interesting. Are you sure you're not being too harsh with her?
Construction and landscaping type stuff.
Rad. I'm just chillin, watching K play Emerald on my old Gameboy and enjoying some Madness Project Nexus myself.
>Nice gets, check yourself
Yea but it's kinda late, my GameCube is still on with metroid prime in it
Might as well I guess
It looks like another flash game, if it is then I think I know it
Opinions always differ right, no harm done
I have a 3ds so I'm pretty happy with the amount of Pokemon I got to play with it
>Excited for sun and moon
Meh not as much, I've been thinking to quit college
Just to work for a year and find out what I want from life
Wasn't that obvious for me
If you say so, dont wanna distract you with it
Where da lewd Mihos at.
Translated for our white compatriots:
Hey Miho, sound slike a worthwhile job, it's always great to learn something with practical utility.
So you kinda enjoy hoarding virtual files too?
I download a bunch of albums that I haven't listened to yet on a daily basis, I enjoy collecting discographies but if there is an album that I simply dislike it's entirety I will delete it.
One good track will be enough to save it.
I would love to keep duplicates if I had more external disks, backups are never bad and having FLACs of my songs for collection or conversions would be neat too.
That's a toughie, do you have any past experience in it?
'Too' is the keyword here. Just harsh isn't something bad.
Hmm. Well it's not something that bothers me all that much.
Thing is, people assume (Quite reasonably) that my waifu is actually my exact ideal girl, which causes them to make a lot of assumptions about my preferences.
I went on a bit of a rant to better explain myself once. Were Shizuru real, i'd not voice a single word of complaint.
yeah it's fun to be able to live the hobo life I should be living 24/7 from time to time
right now it's 3v5 not sure what happened to gardy and cory..
I'm not kidding if I wasn't hanging in here right now I wouldn't have anywhere to be
you arnt distracting and i enjoy talking to you
I have done landscaping before. I tried to get on with the city but they turned me down. I can also do some tile and carpet work.
That's good to hear! I'm feeling a bit better today myself.
sao is trash, my dude
Nice. I wanna play that Tomodachi life game
>I played the translated original version on an emulator
>It was definitely fun
I think when Sun and Moon drop I might get myself a 3DS and play Moon.
Aw yeah, its pretty nice.
why does everyone always lose their shit over miss foxy
Thats good. Be nice if it was a little cooler today.
I could see that being useful.
Wish I had done it, makes life easier.
You do you mac
Funny you say that, most of my back ups are mp3s.
Makes storage easier, my listen to files are flacs though
I will keep everything though, I have the memory for it.
I want to have a library of all music ever recorded before its not possible to do so.
A herculean task, but one I will try to do
Now that's even more interesting. I'm not prone to making that assumption, but I understand how it works and for some people it clearly does work like that.
It's not reason to change anything. It's not your responsibility and if the matter leads people into mistaken assumptions it's chiefly their problem.
>loli boat rattle
Most of us got nothing better to do
Well.. I got quite some grilling to do.. so unfortunatly I must go